The Second Day Of Peace Part 6

>After having a crazed cinnamon toast pig out session with Fluttershy, you decided to get some sleep.

>Too bad it has to be on your couch.

>Fluttershy decided to just waltz in your bedroom like she owns the place.

>So you're pretty much left with joining her in your bed to sleep or crash on the couch.

>You figured the latter would be the best choice.

>You walk over to your couch and free fall onto it.

>Your thoughts begin to fly off the handle bar.

>Will Fluttershy try anything while you sleep?

>You really need to try those blue strawberries Fluttershy convinced you to buy.

>What if Pinkie is actually more powerful than she leads on?

>You really need to get peach honey.

>Waffles....just waffles.

>The next time you see Princess Celestia call her Celly and see what she'll do.

>God you miss the internet. You'd be watching Doctor Who right about now.

>What's Fluttershy's fetish guess tomorrow?

>Just how long will it take Fluttershy to give up?

>These thoughts continued to float about until you finally fall asleep.

 

 

>You wake up on your couch and check the time.

>7:04 pm

>Less than a hour until Pinkie's party.

>Check to make sure your pants are still on.

>Still on nothing has been tampered with.

>You get up from the couch to check on Fluttershy to see how much of your stuff you're going to burn with holy water.

>Yeah burning with holy water.

>Because it's Equestria, Hell you might even have Pinkie help you.

>She breaks enough logic laws as it is. She's no first time offender.

>You open your bedroom door only to find that Fluttershy is sleeping soundly cuddling a bundle of your dirty laundry.

>You notice the room is very humid and smells like lemonade.

>Great just great. Now you got Fluttershy's stank all over your bed.

>Note to self: Burn your mattress and buy a new bed.

>You only have yourself to blame. You should've kicked her out when you had the chance.

>You walk over to your bed to wake her up.

>You hear Fluttershy talking nonsense in her sleep.

>"OooOoo Anon that's it. Just like that..."

"Uuuhh Fluttershy?"

>"Mmmm~ you can put that peach honey anywhere you want."

"Fluttershy."

>"mmmm yes master anything for you..."

"Fluttershy!"

>"Oh don't stop mistAHHHHH!~"

>Did she just...?

>Must be one hell of a dream.

 

>Oh God the shit you have to put up with.

"Oi Fluttershy wake up!"

>Fluttershy wakes up abruptly.

>"wut say duh?"

"Get up, Pinkie's party is going to start in a hour."

>"Are you my mummy?"

"No! Now get up damn it."

>"Yes master."

>You facepalm. You swear this pony here is going to be the death of you.

>Why can't she just be normal and stop wanting you?

"I'm not your master. Now will you get out? I gotta change."

>"Go right ahead Anon, I don't mind watching."

"OUT!"

>"Ooooh yes master."

"What did I just tell you?"

>"You said you're not my master but you never said anything about calling you master."

"Can you just please get out?"

>"Ok, can I use your shower? I kinda made a mess of myself while in your bed."

"Just...go."

 

>Fluttershy goes to the bathroom to clean up.

>Tomorrow you're going to clean every inch of this house and pour salt around the perimeter.

>Wait that only works against demons. It'll probably have an opposite effect for ponies.

>Fucking ponies man. Cleaning the house will just have to do.

>You change into some clean clothes as quickly as you can.

>The last thing you need is Fluttershy getting a peep show.

>You grab the bundle of clothes Fluttershy was cuddling and toss them back in the dirty laundry basket.

>After you finished that little chore, you head to the kitchen and grab some Ginger ale from the fridge.

>That should keep your stomach from acting up for a while.

>That's the last time you're going to pig out on cinnamon toast like that.

>Man cannot live on bread alone.

>You take a real good swig of the Ginger ale to keep your stomach from acting a fool.

>You're not going to pig out a Pinkie's party if you intend on keeping it that way, sadly.

>Those cupcakes she makes are just illogically delicious.

>It's a shame you won't be having any. You hope Pinkie won't be upset about that.

>You have a seat at the kitchen table and think about how this night is going to go down.

>You hope Rarity forgot all about your little talk yesterday night.

>The nerve of her thinking she can just make an outburst like that.

>Then again it's better that it won't come up to begin with.

>The party can't be that bad. Besides you hope Vinyl Scratch is going to be there.

>You must get her autograph. She's just awesome. At least there's decent music in this town.

 

>Fluttershy comes out of your bathroom after freshening up.

>About time damn why does she have to take so long?

>Probably rubbing herself all over your towels and toothbrush...again...

>She's finally out of her naughty teacher outfit she's been wearing earlier.

>Which reminds you that Twilight needs her reading glasses back.

>Eh fuck Twilight, she can just poof another pair anyway.

>Unicorns are so overpowering.

>Fucking pony magic, what can't you do?

>Fluttershy walks into the kitchen toward the kitchen table you're sitting at.

>She has a seat across from you and begins to smile.

>"Thanks for letting me use your bathroom Anon."

"That's the last time you'll ever use it."

>She starts laughing like what you said was some kind of joke.

>"Anon you're funny. You really think that's the last time?"

"No, I know it'll be the last time."

>"Keep telling yourself that, cutie."

"Stop calling me that."

>"But you are!"

"Ugh, look we better get to Sugarcube Corner Pinkie expects me to show up first."

>"Alright, but don't you think it's still a bit early?"

>You check the clock.

>7:18pm.

>You can relax for a while.

>It's not like SugarCube Corner is going to take forever and 2 days to get there.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt to chill for a little bit."

>There was no rush, there was plenty of time to get there.

>However there was nothing to do, you're bored out of your mind.

 

>"So Anon what do ya wanna do while we wait?"

"I don't know, I still have sleep on my mind."

>"Wanna do it?"

"No way in hell."

>"Darn, well you can't blame me for trying."

"How about you stop trying altogether?"

>"No, I love you. Why would I stop?"

>This hell bent pony.

>"You'll come around someday mister, I just know it."

"What makes you so sure?"

>"You actually let me sleep in your bed. I'm wearing you down Anon."

"No, I tolerate you. That's different."

>"Suuuure, confess your love for me whenever you're ready. I'm in no rush."

>God she's relentless and delusional.

>After 20 minutes of boredom and waiting and talking about nothing of importance to the story,(seriously, nothing important.) It was time to leave for Pinkie's party.

>You grab only your keys and head out along with Fluttershy following you close behind. You figured that bringing your wallet to a party was nothing but trouble.

>You've been paranoid about that for the longest time. It's hard to break old habits.

 

>You arrive at SugarCube Corner.

>As soon as you place a foot inside the place, you found yourself being hugged by a pink blur.

>"AnonI'msogladyoucanmakeityou'resoawesome!"

>Once again, you somehow manage to understand Pinkie Pie.

"Glad to see you too Pinkie."

>After having a moment of shared hugs, it was time to party!

>"I see you and Fluttershy showed up together. What's up? You two a couple yet?"

>Not party time yet apparently. Fuck that's annoying.

>Wait, what she mean "yet"? Implying its bound to happen.

>Hell no, not if you can help it.

"No Pinkie, and there is no "yet" I'm sorry but it's never going to happen."

>"Alrighty tighty Anon, If you say so."

>Ugh, this is going to be a loooong night, if they keep splashing that in your face.

>"Well Ah'll be, looky here Rainbow Dash, Anon and Fluttershy showing up together!"

>FUUUUUCK.

>You want to rage quit and go home. But just one hour, ONE hour and you're out of here.

>You'll be gone faster than shotty old people memories. Just stay one hour and one hour only.

 

>2 hours and 45 minutes later.

>Party is in full swing.

>You're having the time of your life.

>Vinyl Scratch is providing the music. You must meet her and Dash knows it too.

>If she wasn't here you'd be busy burning your bed and sheets and blessing your house.

>All the ponies are dancing having a great time.

>Not to brag but you cut a rug or two. All the mares wanted dance with you.

>Yeah, Acquire bits.

>Fuck mares.

>Well...maybe just Acquire bits.

>You're having a seat by the snacks taking a quick break.

>The song ends and Vinyl Scratch grabs the Mic.

>Looks like Vinyl is about to make an announcement.

>"Alright yeah! Hey I'd like to give a shout out to Pinkie I love you, you crazy bitch!"

>"I'd also like to give a shout out to my pegasister out there Rainbow Dash much love Dash."

>"Also I'd like bring to everp0nies attention that the one and only human on the planet is here tonight! Anon stand up! Everyp0ny give him a round of applause!"

>What? Did she just say your name?

>Oh.My.God.

>She knows you! Holy shit!

>All the ponies start cheering and applauding.

>You're feeling really popular right now.

>You stand up and wave at everyone or everyp0ny and sit back down.

>Holy shit that made your night.

>Alright calm down now.

 

>"This next song is for Time Turner. When this bass drops the silence will fall. Get ready to move those flanks!"

>The song begins and see Fluttershy walking over to you with a smile on her face.

>No, oh no you don't damn it.

>"Hey Anon, wanna dance?"

>No way in high holy hell.

"Sure thing Fluttershy."

>"EEP! Let's get out there mister!"

>Oi! what the fuck man?

>Damn it must be Vinyl's music making you talk, because all you want to do is dance.

>You follow her out on the dance floor and ponies all over noticed.

>Some whispering to themselves, others you can hear gasp in disbelief.

>You finally get to the center of the dance floor.

>Next all you hear is"...I am definitely a madman with a box..."

>Bass drop occurs.

>Mentally cum your mental pants from such eargasmic sounds coming from the boombox.

>Vinyl just mentally made love to you with that bass drop.

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>Everyp0ny and you are moving to the beat of the song.

 

 

>Before you even realize it, the beat has you under it's spell.

>Obey the beat.

>Be one with the beat.

>You are the beat.

>Fluttershy seems to be under the same spell.

>Holy shit, she can move!

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>You take a look around and notice the both of you have the dance floor.

>A crowd begins to form around the two of you.

>Everyone starts chanting.

>"GO ANON! GO FLUTTERSHY! GO ANON!"

>Feelin' like a boss.

>Fluttershy being a boss lady too.

>She's got the moves like Janet.

>Because in Equestria Jagger is non-existent.

>Close enough you guess.

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>Anon what's happening to you?

>The music, that's what's happening.

>Oh well, enjoy it while you can.

>You never want this song to end.

>The song ends. For you it seemed to end too soon.

 

>After you and Fluttershy completely owned the dance floor, you both could use a drink.

>It's time to rest. Fuck that was fun.

>"Fuck that was fun!"

>She needs to stop saying things you're thinking.

"Yeah, not bad huh?"

>You pour you and Fluttershy a drink from the punch bowl. Looks like she needed it.

>Hopefully Rarity didn't spike it yet.

>Hopefully Spike isn't in it either. The punch was purple.

>You notice Rarity and Rainbow Dash walking up to you with smiles on their faces.

>Oh God, You have a pretty good idea what they're up too...

>You really don't want to deal with them right now. You're too focused on the party.

>You was just having a little fun. That's why they call it a party.

>Rarity was the first to speak.

>"Hey Fluttershy, mind if we have a moment with Anon?"

>"S-sure thing Rarity."

>Fluttershy walks away without her drink. You'll be sure to hold it for her.

>Poor thing danced her little heart out.

>Damn ponies being adorable. Why couldn't she be like the others?

>"Alright Anon, care to explain what that was out there?"

>"Yeah! Just a friend, huh?"

"What are you talking about? You heard the beat. I had to move my feet."

>"Riiight, Anyways Anon, there's going to be an after party once everyp0ny leaves." Rarity said.

"Alright cool."

 

>"Oh by the way, Vinyl wants to meet you. I know how badly you want to meet her." Dash said.

>Holy shit no way.

>You usually don't get this hype over meeting a pony.

>Meeting the Princesses was just meh.

>Well, Luna was cool at least.

>This night just keeps getting better.

>And here you were worrying about being trolled by Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

>You gotta play it cool though. Be casual.

"YAY!"

>Smooth Anon, real smooth.

>Idjit.

>Faggot.

>Idjit faggot maggot.

>You've been around ponies too long.

>"Dude seriously keep your cool when you meet her."

"Alright damn Dash, I'll be cool."

>"And for the Love of Celestia don't babble like an egghead."

"Dash that's Twilight. Hey speaking of Twilight, how are you and her gettin' along?"

>Rarity gives you an evil glare.

>Oh yeah, you guess that was suppose to be a secret.

>Rainbow Dash begins to blush.

>"What's that suppose to mean?!" Dash replied.

"Nothing, can't I ask how two friends are doing? You do that to me and Flutters all the time. Me and her are just friends after all."

>That should shut her up for a while.

>That's the shit you put up with everyday.

>She can handle a night of it surely.

>Rainbow always gotta insult you in some kind of way.

>She can go Rainbow Crash on a dick covered in shattered glass for all you care.

 

>Another 2 hours of the party has passed.

>You've partied your ass off.

>You haven't had this much fun since....

>Now that's just sad.

>You really should've partied more on earth.

>Drinking games was one thing, but that always ended on someone's lawn or in jail.

>Or in a bathtub full of jello while you cuddled a bottle of Frangelico while wearing a top hat.

>Seriously, what the in the ever living fuckery happened that night?

>God you're life was weird.

>Implying your life isn't weird now.

>Anywho...

>Ponies are starting to leave, the crowd is getting smaller.

>Eventually the music stops and it's just you, Vinyl Scratch and the mane 6

>Vinyl finally steps down from her eargasmic making throne called the turn table.

>Holy shit she's walking your way, remember what Dash said don't babble like an egghead.

>Don't fuck this up Anon.

>"Sup Anon, Dash tells me you've been wanting to meet me."

>Be cool, be suave, be the smooth criminal.

"Yes! Oh My God you're awesome!"

>Yeah,totally nailed it Anon.

>Vinyl smiles, and puts up her hoof for what seems to be a brohoof.

>"It's cool man, I have that effect on ponies, apparently humans too. "

>brohoof.jpg

>Well that went fairly well.

>"Now where's those drinks? It's time to get hammered!"

>The real party begins.

>Not for you though you really should head home.

>The Elements of Harmony+alcohol= Bat shit insane.

>Not sticking around for that.

>You should get Vinyl Scratches autograph before you leave.

>Just 10 more minutes and you're out of here. TEN motherfuckin' minutes can you do that Anon?

 

End of Part 6