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Stoner in Equestria part 1

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I'm pretty sure someone has done a story like this.
But here's just another little story I wrote.
It won't be my main focus but there will be more parts of it.
I hope you enjoy.
Stoner in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And you're having a smoking session with your best buddies.
>With a few good friends of yours.
>Well there's only three of you.
>Friends who goes by Cool Shades Guy and Jc.
>Whatever Jc stands for...
>Your friends are fucking awesome.
>You're at Cool Shades Guy's house right now.
>Chips, sodas, bongs and joints sit on the table.
>You and Cool Shades Guy are relaxing on a couch and Jc is sitting only on some comfy looking recliner by the table.
>Needless to say, you're walking on clouds right now.
>You fire up the next joint you just rolled and put it to your lips.
>You inhale as much as you can and hold it in.
>Gonna break the record today.
>”Is he gonna break the record Jc?”
>”Nah man, no one can beat NinJesus' record.”
>Oh yeah, there's another friend who goes by NinJesus.
>God only knows how he ended up with that name.
>Sadly, he couldn't make it today.
>You exhale, coughing violently in the process.
“Fuuuuck.”
>Cool Shades Guy and Jc laugh up a storm knocking over chips.
>Party foul goes to Jc.
>He's gonna have to smoke out of the Mesmerizer Paralyzer.
>A bong that has a swirl of different colors, literally.
>The bowl is only packed with the finest of your dear friend Mary Jane.
>Gotta love her.
>A hit from that bong can certainly open eyes.
>If Jc ever does, he goes on and on about the multiverse about how there's sextillion different mystical creatures watching us from different universes.
>Shit gets creepy too.
>The storm of laughter dies down and soda and chips has never been more sexier to look at.
“Jc, spilling chips, party foul man. Time to be mesmerized.”
>”Fuck.”
“Hey, next time try to keep your sides intact.”
>”Ha! Damn can't wait for this, I wonder what Jc's gonna open our minds about today.”
>Jc grabs the Mesmerizer Paralyzer and a nearby lighter.
>The bowl is already packed.
>You and your other friend watch closely as he takes the hit.
>He inhales deeply, after a few seconds he pulls the bowl up out of the tray and gets the rest of the remaining smoke.
>He holds it in for a few seconds.
>All eyes on him now.
>After a few seconds he exhales and coughs up a storm.
>”Fuuuuuck.”
>You and your other friend laugh.
>You grab a bag of barbecue chips and engage crunch n' munch mode.
“So Jc, any crazy nonsense you have in your mind you wanna tell us about?"
>”Dude, yes.”
>”Alright what?” Cool Shades Guy said.
>”Think about ok, now just think about what I'm about to say...”
>You and Cool Shades Guy lean in on the edge on your seats.
>”Every story ever told is either true... or hasn't happened yet.”
“Wat?”
>”Holy....”
“Jc, you're weird man.”
>”Yeah, I know, but whatever man. I get bitches, who cares?”
“Hey speaking of bitches, did Stacey and Ruby ever text you back?”
>”Yeah, they can't make it, jobs and shit.”
“Fuck, no bitches today?”
>”Hey man, it's not the end of the world.” Cool Shades Guy said.
>"On another note, I got this thing going on in these Flutterrape threads..."Jc said.
"What would that be?"
>"Every time someone posts a cat, I get summoned."
>He's weird but cool. Always talking nonsense.
>Or as he likes to call 'Tom Foolery'.
>Ha, that guy has problems.
>What the fuck is Flutterrape anyways?
>Probably something to do with ponies people keep talking about.
>Whatever in hell that's about.
>You don't know a thing about it other than that.
>"What...Dude why do you even go there?" Cool shades guy said.
"What is your real name anyway?" You asked Jc.
>"Come on Anon, you know I can't tell you that. None of you will ever know, no offense."
"Well guys it's been cool, but I gotta go home man."
>"Oh that's cool, hey here's that 5 I owe you man."Jc said.
>Finally, you've been waiting 2 months for those 5 bucks.
>"Oh dude, remember...don't blink." Cool Shades Guy said.
>”Yeah, you just might miss the portal to a new world.”
>What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
>Eh, you'll figure out in time.
>You're high right now so you're bound to confusingly understand simple complexities.
>Wut?
>You take the 5 dollars he gave you.
>You grab your and backpack that contains a few bags of herb and a trusty bong.
>The bongs name was “Bad Wolf”.
>One of your closest friends.
>Since you're pretty high right now, you don't want to attract attention.
>You walk down the street.
>You meet eyes with and elderly women, and she gives you a glare.
>Shit, she knows.
>Eh who cares, what is she gonna do anyways?
>You decided to head to the store for a quick snack on the way home.
>You're really craving Ginger ale.
>Damn Jc, he gets everyone hooked on it.
>You make your way to the raggedy store, with the half torn 'Help Wanted' sign in the window.
>Fling door open and it seems you're in a different world.
>You don't remember the store having so many cupcakes.
>So many dough nuts and cupcakes.
>So many different colors mixed and matched.
>Holy shit they look good.
>Did they renovate or something?
>No one seems to be around.
>A lonely bell sits at the counter.
>You walk up to the counter and ring the bell.
>A pink blur and a smile meets you at the counter.
>Clearly female.
>"Well I haven't seen you before! What's your name?"
"The name's Anonymous, but I prefer Anon, do you have any...ginger ale?"
>"Nopey dopey lopey, that's at the store, can I interest you in a cupcake?"
>That actually sounds good right now, fuck the store.
>Hey, why is she pink all over?
>She looks like a pony.
>What the fuck did you smoke in that joint?
>Just how high are you really?
>Eh, enjoy this little trip while it lasts.
>You could be asleep for all you know.
"You know what? Yeah, and 2 chocolate glazed dough nuts."
>"Alrighty tighty, that'll be 4 bits please."
>Bits? How cute, she must mean dollars.
>You pull out the 5 dollar bills Jc owed you and hand it to her.
>"Ummm, sorry I'm afraid I can't take that."
"Why not?"
>"We can't accept any other currency, only bits."
>This is getting trippy.
"Awww sorry about that ummm...?"
>"Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie I gotta say we never seen a creature like you before."
>What the hell? You must be in a dream.
>"Still though, you're kinda cute."
>Well look at that, a pony thinks you're cute.
>You can't help it. You're awesome.
"Thanks Pinkie, well I guess no sweets today."
>"How about I give you a free cupcake on the house?"
"What? Really?"
>"Mhm, on me, I did make them after all."
"Ummm, sure I'll take it."
>Pinkie grabs a cupcake from the display and places it on the counter.
>"Here ya go, I hope you enjoy!"
>She's fuckin' adorable.
"You're adorable you know that?"
>"Hehehehe thanks, well? Come on give it a try."
>You take the cupcake and give a good look.
>blue icing and pink whatever the rest is called.
>You take a bite of it.
>Instantly your eyes widen from it's taste.
>So sweet, perfect blend of flavors.
>Your mental high even seems to amplify it, putting you into a state of total pleasure from it's taste.
>Words can't even begin to describe what you're tasting.
>Well, except maybe one.
"Wut?"
>Pinkie giggles to herself. "So whaddya think?"
"It's...Amazing."
>"That's not even the best one."
>This isn't even it's final form?!
>Who is this Goddess of Sweets?!
"Pinkie I just met you, and I love you."
>"Awww, that's sweet. I have that effect on ponies."
>Ponies? Okay what just happened?
>You thank her for the free cupcake and walk out.
>Into a land of colorful ponies.
>Some flying around.
>Some with horns.
>You never thought your see a unicorn in person.
>This is a rarity.
>You turn and creep the door open and lean your body half way in.
"Ummm Pinkie?"
>"Yes?"
"Where am I?"
>"Ponyville, Equestria and half way inside SugarCube Corner."
"Wut?"
>You pass out from shock.
>You gone way too high.
>Ponies were everywhere.
>Talking, greeting one another.
>Colorful.
>Did you just walk into this place?
>You wake up on a bed.
>Eyes are all over you.
>"Ah gotta agree with Pinkie here, he's kinda cute...whatever he is."
>"H-hello? Y-you okay mister?" A yellow Pegasus said.
>More ponies, damn.
>Three of them to be exact.
>Fucking cute.
>Holy shit who's the orange one with the green eyes?
>So damn beautiful. Her cowboy hat certainly suits her it seems.
>You rise from the bed and shake your head trying to screw it on straight.
"Ummm, where am I?"
>"Told ya alread silly, Equestria, Ponyville on my bed in SugarCube Corner."
"So...this is real?"
>"Duh silly." Pinkie said.
>"Umm 'scuse me if Ah come off a bit rude, but...What the hay are you?"
>Country slang, oh this day is getting better.
"I'm Human, H-U-M-A-N. The name's Anonymous but I prefer Anon."
>"Do you have a p-place to stay?" The yellow pony said.
"Well no, since I somehow just showed up here."
>"I-if you want you can stay with me, it wouldn't bother me." The yellow poney said.
>Jeez this pony is beta as fuck.
"Sure thing ummm, sorry I didn't catch your name."
>"F-Fluttershy."
>That explains a lot.
>She's nice though, how sweet of her.
>”Since we're all introducing ourselves, Ah'm Applejack.”
“Nice to meet you.”
>They all give you a welcoming smile.
“How long was I out?”
>”Oh a few hours” Pinkie said.
>”Ah gotta say Anon, you was out like a light.”
“Yeah, that's what happens what when you spend quality time with Mary Jane.”
>Fluttershy gives you a sad look.
>What's got her down?
>”I-is that y-your marefriend?”
>Oh that's right, ponies know nothing of the holy plant.
“Oh no, just a nickname that I call a little lovely plant.”
>Fluttershy's face brightens.
>”Oh okay, good to hear.”
>Speaking of Mary Jane, where's you back pack full of good times?
>You sit up on the bed and look around.
>You check the side of the bed.
>Nothing.
>”Are you looking for something, sweetie?” Fluttershy said.
>Did she call you sweetie?
>She wants da dick.
>You're a catch to ponies here it seems.
“Yes, I'm looking for my back pack.”
>”Oh it's downstairs, would you like me to get it for you?” Fluttershy said.
“Please?”
>She giggles.
>”Sure thing mister.”
>She walks downstairs, leaving you with Applejack and Pinkie.
>”So how are ya liking Ponyville so far there partner?”
“I can't complain, but I really have to get back home.”
>”Yeah, about that....” Pinkie said.
“Mhm?”
>”Where is home for you?”
“Planet Earth.”
>”Can't say Ah've heard of it sugarcube.”
“Yeah, but in the meantime, I don't mind hanging here for a while.”
>”Sounds good to me, how long do you plan on staying?”
“I honestly don't know, I guess until there's a way back home.”
>Fluttershy walks back in the room with your back pack in her mouth.
>She places it beside you.
“Thanks Fluttershy, ummm mind if I call you Flutters?”
>She blushes. “That's fine with me, call me anything you'd like.”
“Does anyone have the time?”
>”It's about 8 in the evening, we should get going, are you ready?”
“Sure thing.”
>You get out of the bed, grab your back pack and follow Fluttershy.
>You turn around at the door.
“By the way, it was nice meeting you Pinkie and Applejack.”
>”Awww, thanks Anon, nice meeting you too!”
>”Likewise Anon, Ah hope you stick around, you're one of a kind around here.”
“We'll see Applejack.”
>You turn around and head out of the bedroom and down the stairs you go.
>Fluttershy is waiting at the entrance of the bakery.
>You follow her to wherever she lives like a lost puppy.
>Both of you were really quiet.
>You can't help but wonder.
>HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!
>You can't just waltz into a different realm or universe.
>Yet you did without even trying.
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>Well, not that you're complaining really.
>This seems like a nice place to live.
>Very peaceful.
>Before you know it, you're at Fluttershy's place.
>It's a nice little cottage on the edge of town.
>She opens the door and gestures a motion for you to go inside.
>”After you mister.”
>You walk into her home and are welcomed to a cozy home.
>The sweet smell of lemon and peach fill the air.
>The furniture is a bit small but you're sure you'll be just fine.
>”Make yourself at home, Anon.”
“Wow you have a lovely home.”
>”Th-thanks.”
>You walk over to her comfy couch and have a seat.
>”Can I get you anything to eat or drink?”
>You think for a moment.
>Ginger ale, you've been craving some all day.
>Thanks to that little craving, you end up in this realm.
>Bravo Ginger ale.
>You chuckle to yourself.
“Yes, do you have Ginger ale?”
>”Only always, I'll get that for you.”
>She smiles.
>She walks to the kitchen.
>You fainted pretty hard earlier, you hope your stuff is ok.
>You place your back pack on the floor.
>You open the back pack to check it's contents.
>Please don't let Bad Wolf be shattered.
>If so, it's a good thing you cleaned her out before leaving.
>Can't have bong water seeping into your back pack.
>You rummage through your back pack.
>You stop and find that Bad Wolf is ok.
>Thank heavens...
“Oh thank the glorious heavens, you're ok.”
>You inspect it a bit further for any cracks or chipped edges.
>Just fine.
>Whew.
>Fluttershy comes back with a glass of Ginger ale.
>”Here ya go, hun.”
>She hoofs you the glass.
“Thanks Flutters.”
>You grab the drink and take a sip.
“Ahhh, that's the stuff.”
>”So what's that cha got there mister?”
>She points to the bong you have in your other hand.
“Oh this? It's called a bong, with this and the plant I mentioned earlier and just the right amount of water can result into mental relaxation.”
>”Oh that sounds interesting. May I try?”
>A pony wanting to get high?
>Wat?
>She doesn't know any better.
>Back on Earth there would be so many fingers being wagged at you.
“S-sure thing, let me just get everything ready ok?”
>She smiles.
>”Okay.”
>You place the glass of Ginger ale down and go through your back for...
>Dat Dank.
>You find a bag of it.
>”OooOOoo.”
>She looks more interested than you thought.
>Eh, that's cool.
>You take out a nicely sized nugget of the holy plant.
>You place it on the table.
>”Ok Flutters, I'll be right back I just got to get the right amount of water in little Bad Wolf here.”
>”It's a what?!”
“Calm down, it's just the name I gave the bong.”
>”Oh, whew Celestia, you scared me.”
>You laugh a little, oh man.
>That was a bit side bustin' hilarious.
>You walk into the kitchen and turn on the facet.
>Letting the water flow until it reaches the perfect level.
>You can't have too much water.
>Once you got the process complete which took about ten minutes, you walk back into the living room.
>Fluttershy is lying on the couch, she sees you and scoots over.
>You have a seat and place the bong on the table.
>You also notice the nice mental candy nugget is gone.
>”Hey Anon...”
“Yes?”
>”My mane feels like cookie dough.”
>Oh God.
>Did she...?
“Fl-Flutters...”
>”Yeah?”
“Did you...eat the lit-”
>”Yeah, it looked tasty.”
>Oh fuck.
“H-how are you feeling?”
>”AMAAAZING man.”
>She lays her head on your lap with her face facing you.
>She touches your face with her front hoofs.
“Flutters what are you-”
>”Hehehehehehe, fuck you're dreamy.”
>What just happened?
>”Hey Anon...”
“Yes?”
>”Anon, oh my Celestia, like man, I just...Anon.”
“Yeah?”
>”I'm...hungry.”
“Flutters next time don't just eat it ok?”
>”PFFFF HAHAHA, okay.”
>Good God googgly moo.
>She's gone.
>”This is like...a totally different plane of existence.”
“Flutters, I suggest getting some rest, you should have waited.”
>”I would say I'm sorry but I'm not. What's happening to me?”
“You're high.”
>”Well don't just sit there complaining, join me on my journey. I don't want to be the only high.”
>Well you couldn't agree more.
>You reach into your hefty glad bag of for more green nuggets.
>Okay, it's really a nicely sized Ziploc bag.
>You grab another nugget and get your grinder to grind it down.
>Thank God Fluttershy didn't eat anymore of it.
>With her head sitting in your lap, she watches you during your sacred ritual of walking on clouds.
>The bowl is pack, the water level is just right and lighter in hand.
>Time to fly.
>You put your lips to the bong and light the contents in the bowl and take your first hit for the night.
>Inhaling the fumes that causes fantastic mental flourishing to the 9th degree deeply into your lungs.
>Fantastic.
>You put the bowl in between your index and middle finger and lift it and inhale the rest of the contents
>You hold it in the smoke for a few seconds.
>Fluttershy watches closely now.
>You exhale deeply, coughing a bit.
“Holy shit.”
>You sit back and let Mary Jane do her mind fucking.
>”Anon...”She said.
>She puts your face in between her hooves making you look at her.
“Yes?”
>”I know nop0ny told you this yet but...”
“Mhm?”
>”First off I want to say, that I'm glad you're staying with me.”
“Likewise Fluttershy.”
>”And one more thing my little sweet...”
>She sits up and attacks you with a hug.
>You're laying on your back.
>Her eyes meets yours and lock in place.
>She nuzzles her head onto your neck.
>Moves her head to your right ear.
>And whispers...
>”Welcome to Equestria.”
End of Part 1

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I'm pretty sure someone has done a story like this.
But here's just another little story I wrote.
It won't be my main focus but there will be more parts of it.
I hope you enjoy.

Stoner in Equestria
 
>You are Anon 
>And you're having a smoking session with your best buddies.
>With a few good friends of yours. 
>Well there's only three of you. 
>Friends who goes by Cool Shades Guy and Jc. 
>Whatever Jc stands for... 
>Your friends are fucking awesome. 
>You're at Cool Shades Guy's house right now.
>Chips, sodas, bongs and joints sit on the table.
>You and Cool Shades Guy are relaxing on a couch and Jc is sitting only on some comfy looking recliner by the table.
>Needless to say, you're walking on clouds right now. 
>You fire up the next joint you just rolled and put it to your lips.
>You inhale as much as you can and hold it in.
>Gonna break the record today.
>”Is he gonna break the record Jc?”
>”Nah man, no one can beat NinJesus' record.”
>Oh yeah, there's another friend who goes by NinJesus.
>God only knows how he ended up with that name.
>Sadly, he couldn't make it today.
>You exhale, coughing violently in the process.
“Fuuuuck.”
>Cool Shades Guy and Jc laugh up a storm knocking over chips.
>Party foul goes to Jc.
>He's gonna have to smoke out of the Mesmerizer Paralyzer.
>A bong that has a swirl of different colors, literally.
>The bowl is only packed with the finest of your dear friend Mary Jane.
>Gotta love her.
>A hit from that bong can certainly open eyes. 
>If Jc ever does, he goes on and on about the multiverse about how there's sextillion different mystical creatures watching us from different universes.
>Shit gets creepy too.
>The storm of laughter dies down and soda and chips has never been more sexier to look at.
“Jc, spilling chips, party foul man. Time to be mesmerized.”
>”Fuck.”

“Hey, next time try to keep your sides intact.”
>”Ha! Damn can't wait for this, I wonder what Jc's gonna open our minds about today.”
>Jc grabs the Mesmerizer Paralyzer and a nearby lighter.
>The bowl is already packed.
>You and your other friend watch closely as he takes the hit.
>He inhales deeply, after a few seconds he pulls the bowl up out of the tray and gets the rest of the remaining smoke.
>He holds it in for a few seconds.
>All eyes on him now.
>After a few seconds he exhales and coughs up a storm.
>”Fuuuuuck.”
>You and your other friend laugh.
>You grab a bag of barbecue chips and engage  crunch n' munch mode.
“So Jc, any crazy nonsense you have in your mind you wanna tell us about?"
>”Dude, yes.”
>”Alright what?” Cool Shades Guy said.
>”Think about ok, now just think about what I'm about to say...”
>You and Cool Shades Guy lean in on the edge on your seats.
>”Every story ever told is either true... or hasn't happened yet.”
“Wat?”
>”Holy....”
“Jc, you're weird man.”
>”Yeah, I know, but whatever man. I get bitches, who cares?”
“Hey speaking of bitches, did Stacey and Ruby ever text you back?”
>”Yeah, they can't make it, jobs and shit.”
“Fuck, no bitches today?”
>”Hey man, it's not the end of the world.” Cool Shades Guy said.
>"On another note, I got this thing going on in these Flutterrape threads..."Jc said. 
"What would that be?" 
>"Every time someone posts a cat, I get summoned." 
>He's weird but cool. Always talking nonsense. 
>Or as he likes to call 'Tom Foolery'. 
>Ha, that guy has problems. 

>What the fuck is Flutterrape anyways? 
>Probably something to do with ponies people keep talking about. 
>Whatever in hell that's about. 
>You don't know a thing about it other than that. 
>"What...Dude why do you even go there?" Cool shades guy said. 
"What is your real name anyway?" You asked Jc. 
>"Come on Anon, you know I can't tell you that. None of you will ever know, no offense." 
"Well guys it's been cool, but I gotta go home man." 
>"Oh that's cool, hey here's that 5 I owe you man."Jc said. 
>Finally, you've been waiting 2 months for those 5 bucks. 
>"Oh dude, remember...don't blink." Cool Shades Guy said.
>”Yeah, you just might miss the portal to a new world.” 
>What the fuck is that suppose to mean? 
>Eh, you'll figure out in time. 
>You're high right now so you're bound to confusingly understand simple complexities. 
>Wut? 
>You take the 5 dollars he gave you. 
>You grab your and backpack that contains a few bags of herb and a trusty bong.
>The bongs name was “Bad Wolf”.
>One of your closest friends. 
>Since you're pretty high right now, you don't want to attract attention.
>You walk down the street. 
>You meet eyes with and elderly women, and she gives you a glare. 
>Shit, she knows. 
>Eh who cares, what is she gonna do anyways? 

>You decided to head to the store for a quick snack on the way home. 
>You're really craving Ginger ale. 
>Damn Jc, he gets everyone hooked on it. 
>You make your way to the raggedy store, with the half torn 'Help Wanted' sign in the window.
>Fling door open and it seems you're in a different world.
>You don't remember the store having so many cupcakes.
>So many dough nuts and cupcakes.
>So many different colors mixed and matched. 
>Holy shit they look good. 
>Did they renovate or something? 
>No one seems to be around. 
>A lonely bell sits at the counter.
>You walk up to the counter and ring the bell. 
>A pink blur and a smile meets you at the counter.
>Clearly female. 
>"Well I haven't seen you before! What's your name?" 
"The name's Anonymous, but I prefer Anon, do you have any...ginger ale?" 
>"Nopey dopey lopey, that's at the store, can I interest you in a cupcake?" 
>That actually sounds good right now, fuck the store. 
>Hey, why is she pink all over? 
>She looks like a pony. 
>What the fuck did you smoke in that joint? 
>Just how high are you really? 
>Eh, enjoy this little trip while it lasts. 
>You could be asleep for all you know.
"You know what? Yeah, and 2 chocolate glazed dough nuts." 
>"Alrighty tighty, that'll be 4 bits please." 
>Bits? How cute, she must mean dollars. 
>You pull out the 5 dollar bills Jc owed you and hand it to her. 
>"Ummm, sorry I'm afraid I can't take that." 
"Why not?" 
>"We can't accept any other currency, only bits." 
>This is getting trippy. 
"Awww sorry about that ummm...?" 

>"Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie I gotta say we never seen a creature like you before." 
>What the hell? You must be in a dream. 
>"Still though, you're kinda cute." 
>Well look at that, a pony thinks you're cute. 
>You can't help it. You're awesome. 
"Thanks Pinkie, well I guess no sweets today." 
>"How about I give you a free cupcake on the house?" 
"What? Really?" 
>"Mhm, on me, I did make them after all." 
"Ummm, sure I'll take it." 
>Pinkie grabs a cupcake from the display and places it on the counter. 
>"Here ya go, I hope you enjoy!" 
>She's fuckin' adorable. 
"You're adorable you know that?" 
>"Hehehehe thanks, well? Come on give it a try." 
>You take the cupcake and give a good look. 
>blue icing and pink whatever the rest is called. 
>You take a bite of it. 
>Instantly your eyes widen from it's taste. 
>So sweet, perfect blend of flavors. 
>Your mental high even seems to amplify it, putting you into a state of total pleasure from it's taste.
>Words can't even begin to describe what you're tasting.
>Well, except maybe one. 
"Wut?" 

>Pinkie giggles to herself. "So whaddya think?" 
"It's...Amazing." 
>"That's not even the best one." 
>This isn't even it's final form?! 
>Who is this Goddess of Sweets?! 
"Pinkie I just met you, and I love you." 
>"Awww, that's sweet. I have that effect on ponies." 
>Ponies? Okay what just happened? 
>You thank her for the free cupcake and walk out. 
>Into a land of colorful ponies.
>Some flying around.
>Some with horns.
>You never thought your see a unicorn in person.
>This is a rarity. 
>You turn and creep the door open and lean your body half way in. 
"Ummm Pinkie?" 
>"Yes?" 
"Where am I?" 
>"Ponyville, Equestria and half way inside SugarCube Corner." 
"Wut?" 
>You pass out from shock. 
>You gone way too high. 
>Ponies were everywhere. 
>Talking, greeting one another. 
>Colorful. 
>Did you just walk into this place? 
>You wake up on a bed. 
>Eyes are all over you. 
>"Ah gotta agree with Pinkie here, he's kinda cute...whatever he is." 
>"H-hello? Y-you okay mister?" A yellow Pegasus said.
>More ponies, damn.
>Three of them to be exact. 
>Fucking cute. 
>Holy shit who's the orange one with the green eyes? 
>So damn beautiful. Her cowboy hat certainly suits her it seems.
>You rise from the bed and shake your head trying to screw it on straight. 
"Ummm, where am I?" 

>"Told ya alread silly, Equestria, Ponyville on my bed in SugarCube Corner." 
"So...this is real?" 
>"Duh silly." Pinkie said. 
>"Umm 'scuse me if Ah come off a bit rude, but...What the hay are you?"
>Country slang, oh this day is getting better. 
"I'm Human, H-U-M-A-N. The name's Anonymous but I prefer Anon." 
>"Do you have a p-place to stay?" The yellow pony said. 
"Well no, since I somehow just showed up here." 
>"I-if you want you can stay with me, it wouldn't bother me." The yellow poney said.
>Jeez this pony is beta as fuck. 
"Sure thing ummm, sorry I didn't catch your name." 
>"F-Fluttershy." 
>That explains a lot.
>She's nice though, how sweet of her.
>”Since we're all introducing ourselves, Ah'm Applejack.”
“Nice to meet you.”
>They all give you a welcoming smile.
“How long was I out?”
>”Oh a few hours” Pinkie said.
>”Ah gotta say Anon, you was out like a light.”
“Yeah, that's what happens what when you spend quality time with Mary Jane.”
>Fluttershy gives you a sad look.
>What's got her down?
>”I-is that y-your marefriend?”
>Oh that's right, ponies know nothing of the holy plant.
“Oh no, just a nickname that I call a little lovely plant.”
>Fluttershy's face brightens.
>”Oh okay, good to hear.”
>Speaking of Mary Jane, where's you back pack full of good times?
>You sit up on the bed and look around.
>You check the side of the bed.
>Nothing.
>”Are you looking for something, sweetie?” Fluttershy said.
>Did she call you sweetie?
>She wants da dick.

>You're a catch to ponies here it seems.
“Yes, I'm looking for my back pack.”
>”Oh it's downstairs, would you like me to get it for you?” Fluttershy said.
“Please?”
>She giggles.
>”Sure thing mister.”
>She walks downstairs, leaving you with Applejack and Pinkie.
>”So how are ya liking Ponyville so far there partner?”
“I can't complain, but I really have to get back home.”
>”Yeah, about that....” Pinkie said.
“Mhm?”
>”Where is home for you?”
“Planet Earth.”
>”Can't say Ah've heard of it sugarcube.”
“Yeah, but in the meantime, I don't mind hanging here for a while.”
>”Sounds good to me, how long do you plan on staying?”
“I honestly don't know, I guess until there's a way back home.”
>Fluttershy walks back in the room with your back pack in her mouth.
>She places it beside you.
“Thanks Fluttershy, ummm mind if I call you Flutters?”
>She blushes. “That's fine with me, call me anything you'd like.”
“Does anyone have the time?”
>”It's about 8 in the evening, we should get going, are you ready?”
“Sure thing.”
>You get out of the bed, grab your back pack and follow Fluttershy.
>You turn around at the door.
“By the way, it was nice meeting you Pinkie and Applejack.”
>”Awww, thanks Anon, nice meeting you too!”
>”Likewise Anon, Ah hope you stick around, you're one of a kind around here.”
“We'll see Applejack.”
>You turn around and head out of the bedroom and down the stairs you go.
>Fluttershy is waiting at the entrance of the bakery.
>You follow her to wherever she lives like a lost puppy.
>Both of you were really quiet.
>You can't help but wonder.

>HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!
>You can't just waltz into a different realm or universe.
>Yet you did without even trying.
>allofthewat.jpg
>Well, not that you're complaining really.
>This seems like a nice place to live.
>Very peaceful.
>Before you know it, you're at Fluttershy's place.
>It's a nice little cottage on the edge of town.
>She opens the door and gestures a motion for you to go inside.
>”After you mister.”
>You walk into her home and are welcomed to a cozy home.
>The sweet smell of lemon and peach fill the air.
>The furniture is a bit small but you're sure you'll be just fine.
>”Make yourself at home, Anon.”
“Wow you have a lovely home.”
>”Th-thanks.”
>You walk over to her comfy couch and have a seat.
>”Can I get you anything to eat or drink?”
>You think for a moment.
>Ginger ale, you've been craving some all day.
>Thanks to that little craving, you end up in this realm.
>Bravo Ginger ale.

>You chuckle to yourself.
“Yes, do you have Ginger ale?”
>”Only always, I'll get that for you.”
>She smiles.
>She walks to the kitchen.
>You fainted pretty hard earlier, you hope your stuff is ok.
>You place your back pack on the floor.
>You open the back pack to check it's contents.
>Please don't let Bad Wolf be shattered.
>If so, it's a good thing you cleaned her out before leaving.
>Can't have bong water seeping into your back pack.
>You rummage through your back pack.
>You stop and find that Bad Wolf is ok.
>Thank heavens...
“Oh thank the glorious heavens, you're ok.”
>You inspect it a bit further for any cracks or chipped edges.
>Just fine.
>Whew.
>Fluttershy comes back with a glass of Ginger ale.
>”Here ya go, hun.”
>She hoofs you the glass.
“Thanks Flutters.”
>You grab the drink and take a sip.
“Ahhh, that's the stuff.”
>”So what's that cha got there mister?”
>She points to the bong you have in your other hand.
“Oh this? It's called a bong, with this and the plant I mentioned earlier and just the right amount of water can result into mental relaxation.”
>”Oh that sounds interesting. May I try?”
>A pony wanting to get high?
>Wat?

>She doesn't know any better.
>Back on Earth there would be so many fingers being wagged at you.
“S-sure thing, let me just get everything ready ok?”
>She smiles.
>”Okay.”
>You place the glass of Ginger ale down and go through your back for...
>Dat Dank.
>You find a bag of it.
>”OooOOoo.”
>She looks more interested than you thought.
>Eh, that's cool.
>You take out a nicely sized nugget of the holy plant.
>You place it on the table.
>”Ok Flutters, I'll be right back I just got to get the right amount of water in little Bad Wolf here.”
>”It's a what?!”
“Calm down, it's just the name I gave the bong.”
>”Oh, whew Celestia, you scared me.”
>You laugh a little, oh man.
>That was a bit side bustin' hilarious.
>You walk into the kitchen and turn on the facet.
>Letting the water flow until it reaches the perfect level.
>You can't have too much water.
>Once you got the process complete which took about ten minutes, you walk back into the living room.
>Fluttershy is lying on the couch, she sees you and scoots over.
>You have a seat and place the bong on the table.
>You also notice the nice mental candy nugget is gone.
>”Hey Anon...”
“Yes?”

>”My mane feels like cookie dough.”
>Oh God.
>Did she...?
“Fl-Flutters...”
>”Yeah?”
“Did you...eat the lit-”
>”Yeah, it looked tasty.”
>Oh fuck.
“H-how are you feeling?”
>”AMAAAZING man.”
>She lays her head on your lap with her face facing you.
>She touches your face with her front hoofs.
“Flutters what are you-”
>”Hehehehehehe, fuck you're dreamy.”
>What just happened?
>”Hey Anon...”
“Yes?”
>”Anon, oh my Celestia, like man, I just...Anon.”
“Yeah?”
>”I'm...hungry.”
“Flutters next time don't just eat it ok?”
>”PFFFF HAHAHA, okay.”
>Good God googgly moo.
>She's gone.
>”This is like...a totally different plane of existence.”
“Flutters, I suggest getting some rest, you should have waited.”
>”I would say I'm sorry but I'm not. What's happening to me?”
“You're high.”
>”Well don't just sit there complaining, join me on my journey. I don't want to be the only high.”
>Well you couldn't agree more.
>You reach into your hefty glad bag of for more green nuggets.
>Okay, it's really a nicely sized Ziploc bag.
>You grab another nugget and get your grinder to grind it down.
>Thank God Fluttershy didn't eat anymore of it.
>With her head sitting in your lap, she watches you during your sacred ritual of walking on clouds.
>The bowl is pack, the water level is just right and lighter in hand.
>Time to fly.

>You put your lips to the bong and light the contents in the bowl and take your first hit for the night.
>Inhaling the fumes that causes fantastic mental flourishing to the 9th degree deeply into your lungs.
>Fantastic.
>You put the bowl in between your index and middle finger and lift it and inhale the rest of the contents
>You hold it in the smoke for a few seconds.
>Fluttershy watches closely now.
>You exhale deeply, coughing a bit.
“Holy shit.”
>You sit back and let Mary Jane do her mind fucking.
>”Anon...”She said.
>She puts your face in between her hooves making you look at her.
“Yes?”
>”I know nop0ny told you this yet but...”
“Mhm?”
>”First off I want to say, that I'm glad you're staying with me.”
“Likewise Fluttershy.”
>”And one more thing my little sweet...”
>She sits up and attacks you with a hug.
>You're laying on your back.
>Her eyes meets yours and lock in place.
>She nuzzles her head onto your neck.
>Moves her head to your right ear.
>And whispers...
>”Welcome to Equestria.”

End of Part 1

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