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Damn it Derpy

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>Day damn it Derpy in Equestria.
>You wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night suddenly, you find yourself exhausted but at least somewhat well rested.
>You rotate your head to the left to check the time.
>2:00 am.
>Huh, that’s not so bad, you have about six more hours until Fluttershy is knocking at your door.
>Your bedroom window suddenly cracks open and your freak the hell out.
>You lean out of your bed to grab your baseball bat, getting ready to bash some skulls in.
>The window’s opening widens, the calm wind brings a cool breeze indoors upon your warm body.
“Who’s that creepin’ in my window?”
>A silhouette in the shape of a Pegasus with a saddlebag appears in your window and instantly you calm down about half a notch.
>Fluttershy of course, not really expected of her, she usually waits until you’re awake and had your coffee before she does her Human D. Hunting.
“Ugh, Fluttershy, at least wait until the sunrise to try and rape me.”
>The Pegasus falls to the floor, crashing her head into your other nightstand.
>The sound of her saddlebag buckle hitting the hardwood floor causes you to jump a bit.
>Huh, she’s a lot clumsier tonight.
>She’s broke in so many times she can walk through your entire house without needing any light.
>Ha, silly you. Why bother asking who it was in the first place? Who else does this?
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>W-wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar, that mail mare who’s a total clutz.
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
>You put the bat back under your bed with a pleasant smile, Derpy is harmless.
>She manages to crawl into your bed with little Urkel-like conduct then slithers under your covers toward your most valued treasure.
>”Don’t mind me~” she says with a giggle.
>You mind her, just what is the meaning of this unexpected Derpy presence in your house?
>Before you can even blink properly, you feel her hooves pull down your boxers, with some struggle of course.
>The feeling of her warm breath on your pleasure pole caused some arousal.
>At the moment however, you’re mind isn’t quite woke yet, it’s still processing whether or not this is actually a dream.
>Her hooves rub against your thigh as you feel her tongue lick the base of your member to the tip slowly, then kisses the tip.
>”Mmmm miiiine~”
>Her warm, wet and welcoming mouth descends onto your dick, engulfing it passionately.
>Derpy’s teeth slightly scrape the underside of it; you wince a bit from the feeling.
“Okay, Derpy what the hell?”
>She doesn’t respond, she only laughs in her throat as she bobs her head up and down while under the covers, sucking you off.
>You reach your left hand under the covers to get her to stop, only to have something land into your hand.
>Derpy continues with her slightly awkward blowjob as you pull out whatever it was that landed in your hand.
>With your right hand, you reach for your lamp to get a better look of what’s in your hand.
>You pull the chain and the light turns on.
>Before your eyes was a muffin with a little white note attached to a toothpick that’s slanted from you pulling the muffin from under your covers.
>You pinch the little note away to read it.
>The letters made out the sentence: ‘enjoy this while I enjoy you.’
>Huh, talk about a late night snack.
>You shrug then proceed take a bite out of the chocolate chip muffin while Derpy gets a little more passionate in pleasing you.
>Your mind was blown away from how good the muffin was, it literally rivals any of Pinkie’s cupcakes.
“Oh muh GAWD what is this brilliance?”
>The cake of the muffin was moist perfectly, not to mention that chocolate chip muffins are your favorite muffin.
>That along with Derpy deep throating you at the moment made your curl your toes.
>You can’t even be mad at her at the moment.
>She just out of the blue decide to visit you this late in the night and gave you an absolutely delicious muffin to make up for it.
>Not only that, but Derpy is so AD’AAAAWWWable, you couldn’t stay mad at her if you tried.
>So, for the moment, you’ll just let this happen, in fact, you’re going to enjoy it.
>You lean your head back on the pillow and reach your right hand under the covers where Derpy’s head is to guide her gently.
>She increases her pace, forcing you to moan involuntarily.
>Will there be more nights like this with her? You hope so.
>B-because the muffin is delicious.
>You’re in it for the muffins and nothing else.
>Soon enough, you feel your build up getting ready to release, Derpy of course notices and slows down to keep your from your sensors going overboard.
>A *pop* sound occurs as she takes your soldier out of her mouth, playfully she lathers her saliva around your cock.
>She licks the underside of it, from top to bottom, and then proceeds to turn her attention to your balls.
>Delicately she sucked on each for a certain amount of time, then lifted you sack with her tongue giving them a thorough licking.
“Unf~”
>She then brings her mouth back to where you want it most.
>But she hesitates for a moment.
>”Enjoying the muffin?”
>You completely forgotten that muffin, but yeah you enjoyed it.
“Mhm.”
>She makes a lustful chuckle then barely drags the tip of her tongue across the tip of your member in a painfully slow pace.
>Finally, she goes back to sucking you off, hard.
>She doesn’t hold back in fact.
>From her rubbing your thighs and bobbing her head up and down she made it perfectly clear that she wanted you to blow that load.
>The familiar pent up reserve once again was ready to be released.
>And with a loud moan of delight and a thrust into her mouth, you came.
>Your seed flooded her mouth and she didn’t shy away from it, she slurped up and swallowed every drop of it.
>You muscles relax and you breathe heavily while Derpy cleans up.
>The muffin you were eating was gone, you devoured that sexy thing.
>Your boner finally died down and Derpy was on her way out of your bed and back toward the window.
>She stops just short of the window and looks at you with her crossed eyes.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“You know I did.”
>”Good, sweet dreams Anon. I’ll be back tomorrow night.”
>You give her nod and watch her leave. Once she was gone, you turn off the light then go back to sleep, falling into a dream.
>In your dream, you wake up in your bed in a cold sweat, feeling a little more wore out.
>You check the time on your clock.
>2:00 am.
>Oh that’s cool, you still got some hours to rest, before Piss Fainthearted makes her guess.
>You window cracks open and a shadow of a Pegasus steps though with a saddlebag on her back.
>The pegasus hits her head on your other night stand.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>…w-wait a minute…
>This seems familiar…
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
“Didn’t you visit me already?”
>”Nooo.”
>You scratch your head in confusion then reach for you lamp and turn it on.
>The light illuminates the room and surely enough, its Derpy standing at your bedside.
“What brings you here?”
>She shrugs off her saddle bag then rummages through it.
>You lean over a little to see what she’s trying to get.
>A muffin comes into view when she raises her head and places her front hooves on the bed.
>The muffin was in her mouth and you see a note attached to a toothpick that’s been stabbed into the muffin.
>You reach for the muffin then bring it closer for view.
>Without delay you read the note ‘enjoy this while I enjoy you’.
>…
>You sigh then face her.
>You see her crossed eyes practically begging to let her ‘enjoy’ you.
“Oh alright, just between me and-“
>Before you knew it, Derpy was under the covers wrapping her tongue around your rod.
>... Wow that was fast.
>You let her do your thing and of course you enjoy the Godly muffin.
“Aaah, I can get use to this.”
>You sit back with a smile on your face as Derpy enjoys her quality time with you.
>Derpy is just a pony you can’t get mad at anyway.
>Some moments pass and you find Derpy gives you a moment to talk to you.
>”Enjoying the muffin?”
“Yeeesss.”
>She giggles then resumes pleasing your erection, after that it didn’t take long to find that your release was about to arrive.
>Her rate increased immensely, using the speed to make your sensors go overboard and surely enough, you cum.
>She doesn’t try to escape the man gravy filling up in her mouth, she swallows like a champ.
>After that, she used every effort to get every last drop once she was done, she slides out of bed toward the door.
>She shrugs on her saddlebag then looks at you.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“You make the best muffins, what’s your secret?”
>”Not telliing~”
“Hey, what made you come by tonight?”
>”The taste of your cum, ha ha.”
“Any chance you’ll be back at the same time?”
>”That’s the plan, sweet dreams Anon.”
“You too, Derpy.”
>She crawls out the window and trots away.
>With a pleased grin on your face, you turn off the light and fall asleep.
“Aaah, that mare is so awesome.”
>You fall into a dream.
>You wake up, yet again with a cold sweat, you’re feeling exhausted at the moment, you’re breathing heavily.
>You check the time on your clock.
>2:00 am.
>Oh thank God, you don’t want to get up right now you’re not even well rested.
>You lie on your back facing the ceiling as you close your eyes to relax.
>Suddenly, your bedroom window opens.
>The sound of someone hitting their head on your nightstand occurs with a loud thud.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>Déjà vu? This seems familiar.
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
>Swiftly, you turn on your lamp and look over to the mare.
“Lemme guess, you’re here for my cum.”
>”Pleeease? It’s so tasty~”
“No. Be gone Der-“
>You couldn’t even finish your sentence and she’s already face to face with you and the muffin with the note in between the two of you.
>”Pleaaase? I brought a muffin for you to enjoy.”
>…
>Damn it, that muffin is magical.
>You roll your sheets back and pull you boxer down, then grab the muffin.
“Enjoy.”
>She squees gleefully and then the two of you go through the motions.
>She gives you a blowjob and you eat a magical motherfuckin’ muffin then she asks you if you’re enjoying the muffin.
>In a blur, you find yourself once again cumming in Derpy’s mouth.
>She trots to the window then she looks over to you.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“What is in that muffin, seriously?”
>”Can’t tell ya, ha ha.”
“Tell meeee.”
>”Have sweet dreams, Anon. I’ll be back tomorrow.”
>She crawls out the window and trots off.
>You turn off the light and go back to sleep, falling into a dream.
>You wake up yet again feeling like a freight train just hit you in cold sweat.
“Oooh God what the hell?”
>You check your clock.
>2:00 am.
>You exhale deeply in relief because you've got a few more hours of sleep.
>You’re fucking tired, you’re gonna need your rest.
>The window of your bedroom opens up and a Pegasus steps through, hitting their head on the nightstand that’s over there.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>WAIT A MUFFINFUCKING MINUTE!
>You know exactly why she’s here.
>Okay, Anon whatever you do, don’t eat the muffin.
“Alright, look Derpy, go home, I need my rest.”
>Your lamp light turns on with a click.
>The light reveals her crossed eyes inches away from yours, and her front left hoof was by your lamp.
>You freak the fuck out for a moment from her ninja skills.
>”But I made a muffin for you, Anon,” she said firmly.
“I don’t want the muffin.”
>”Why not?”
“I’m not hungry.”
>”Oh… “
>Her ears drop and eye begin to water.
>”Are they not good enough for you?” she asked in fits of weeping.
>Her head lands on your shoulder, her tears dampen your shirt as she nuzzles you.
>”I just…I try… so hard. But nop0ny likes me, what’s wrong with me?”
>You hug her, tightly to comfort her. You hate it when mares cry.
“Derpy, I like you.”
>Her crying subsides as she looks up at you; a smile slowly grows on her face.
>”R-really?”
“Yes really.”
>”So-so, will you enjoy my muffin?” she asked with pleading eyes.
>Oh God you can’t say no.
“I’ll save it for later.”
>”But you have to enjoy the muffin noooow, pleaaase? I made it just for you.”
“But-“
>”Please? Is it too much to ask to enjoy the muffin?”
>…
>Fuck.
“Gimme the muffin.”
>”Yaaay!”
>Fifteen minutes later...
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“I did Derpy, but can you please tell me what’s in that muffin?”
>”Sorry, can’t tell you that.”
“Why not?”
>”It’s a secret, goodnight Anon, have sweet dreams.”
>She creeps out the window and flutters off in the night.
>You lay you head back on the pillow and fall into a dream quickly.
>You wake in a cold sweat barely able to move, it feels like someone just sucked all the energy out of you.
>As usually you check the time on your clock hardly able to actually rotate your head.
>2:00 pm.
>With extreme difficulty, you sit up in your bed as you hear your bedroom window open.
>As you expected, Derpy hits her head on the nightstand.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
“DAMN IT DERPY I DON’T WANT YOUR MUFFIN! FUCK OFF!”
>Shouting that literally depleted the rest of your energy.
>She starts crying hysterically.
>”You didn’t have to be mean about it!”
>She flutters out of your bedroom crying still.
>”Why does everyp0ny hate me?!”she shouted in the night.
>You fall back into your bed and close your eyes to get some much needed rest.
>It’s just what you needed.
>Your head shoots up from a table as you wake up feeling well rested.
>You take a gander of your surroundings and find that you’re at Derpy’s place.
>Seems you’re at the kitchen table, you hear giggling in her living room.
>You groggily get up and make your way where the laughing is taking place.
>You find Derpy, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy playing cards at the living room table.
>Dash sees you and speaks up.
>”Duuuude, you were out for like eighteen hours, I thought /I/ was fucked up.”
>She looks down at your pants and starts snicker.
>”Umm, dude, you might wanna clean yourself up.”
>You look down at your pants and find a huge wet patch of cum seeping through your jeans.
>Fluttershy looks at you with perverted grin.
>”Oh my… all of that, gone to waste. Need me to clean those for you?”
>Derpy laughs her ass off; she slaps her lap with a hoof, almost spilling the soda on the table.
>”I told you to slow down on those muffins, a stallion once ate like a dozen of them, let’s just say he won’t be waking up anytime soon and that was a week ago.”
“Derpy what the hell is in those muffins?”
>”If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you.”
“Damn it Derpy!”
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>Day damn it Derpy in Equestria.
>You wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night suddenly, you find yourself exhausted but at least somewhat well rested.
>You rotate your head to the left to check the time.
>2:00 am.
>Huh, that’s not so bad, you have about six more hours until Fluttershy is knocking at your door.
>Your bedroom window suddenly cracks open and your freak the hell out.
>You lean out of your bed to grab your baseball bat, getting ready to bash some skulls in.
>The window’s opening widens, the calm wind brings a cool breeze indoors upon your warm body.
“Who’s that creepin’ in my window?”
>A silhouette in the shape of a Pegasus with a saddlebag appears in your window and instantly you calm down about half a notch.
>Fluttershy of course, not really expected of her, she usually waits until you’re awake and had your coffee before she does her Human D. Hunting.
“Ugh, Fluttershy, at least wait until the sunrise to try and rape me.”
>The Pegasus falls to the floor, crashing her head into your other nightstand. 
>The sound of her saddlebag buckle hitting the hardwood floor causes you to jump a bit.
>Huh, she’s a lot clumsier tonight.
>She’s broke in so many times she can walk through your entire house without needing any light.
>Ha, silly you. Why bother asking who it was in the first place? Who else does this?
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>W-wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar, that mail mare who’s a total clutz.
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
>You put the bat back under your bed with a pleasant smile, Derpy is harmless.
>She manages to crawl into your bed with little Urkel-like conduct then slithers under your covers toward your most valued treasure.
>”Don’t mind me~” she says with a giggle.
>You mind her, just what is the meaning of this unexpected Derpy presence in your house?
>Before you can even blink properly, you feel her hooves pull down your boxers, with some struggle of course.
>The feeling of her warm breath on your pleasure pole caused some arousal.
>At the moment however, you’re mind isn’t quite woke yet, it’s still processing whether or not this is actually a dream.
>Her hooves rub against your thigh as you feel her tongue lick the base of your member to the tip slowly, then kisses the tip.
>”Mmmm miiiine~”
>Her warm, wet and welcoming mouth descends onto your dick, engulfing it passionately.
>Derpy’s teeth slightly scrape the underside of it; you wince a bit from the feeling.
“Okay, Derpy what the hell?”
>She doesn’t respond, she only laughs in her throat as she bobs her head up and down while under the covers, sucking you off.
>You reach your left hand under the covers to get her to stop, only to have something land into your hand.
>Derpy continues with her slightly awkward blowjob as you pull out whatever it was that landed in your hand.
>With your right hand, you reach for your lamp to get a better look of what’s in your hand. 
>You pull the chain and the light turns on.
>Before your eyes was a muffin with a little white note attached to a toothpick that’s slanted from you pulling the muffin from under your covers.
>You pinch the little note away to read it.
>The letters made out the sentence: ‘enjoy this while I enjoy you.’
>Huh, talk about a late night snack.
>You shrug then proceed take a bite out of the chocolate chip muffin while Derpy gets a little more passionate in pleasing you.
>Your mind was blown away from how good the muffin was, it literally rivals any of Pinkie’s cupcakes.
“Oh muh GAWD what is this brilliance?”
>The cake of the muffin was moist perfectly, not to mention that chocolate chip muffins are your favorite muffin.
>That along with Derpy deep throating you at the moment made your curl your toes.
>You can’t even be mad at her at the moment. 
>She just out of the blue decide to visit you this late in the night and gave you an absolutely delicious muffin to make up for it.
>Not only that, but Derpy is so  AD’AAAAWWWable, you couldn’t stay mad at her if you tried.
>So, for the moment, you’ll just let this happen, in fact, you’re going to enjoy it.
>You lean your head back on the pillow and reach your right hand under the covers where Derpy’s head is to guide her gently.
>She increases her pace, forcing you to moan involuntarily.
>Will there be more nights like this with her? You hope so.
>B-because the muffin is delicious.
>You’re in it for the muffins and nothing else.
>Soon enough, you feel your build up getting ready to release, Derpy of course notices and slows down to keep your from your sensors going overboard.
>A *pop* sound occurs as she takes your soldier out of her mouth, playfully she lathers her saliva around your cock.
>She licks the underside of it, from top to bottom, and then proceeds to turn her attention to your balls.
>Delicately she sucked on each for a certain amount of time, then lifted you sack with her tongue giving them a thorough licking.
“Unf~”
>She then brings her mouth back to where you want it most.
>But she hesitates for a moment.
>”Enjoying the muffin?”
>You completely forgotten that muffin, but yeah you enjoyed it.
“Mhm.”
>She makes a lustful chuckle then barely drags the tip of her tongue across the tip of your member in a painfully slow pace.
>Finally, she goes back to sucking you off, hard.
>She doesn’t hold back in fact. 
>From  her rubbing your thighs and bobbing her head up and down she made it perfectly clear that she wanted you to blow that load.
>The familiar pent up reserve once again was ready to be released.
>And with a loud moan of delight and a thrust into her mouth, you came.
>Your seed flooded her mouth and she didn’t shy away from it, she slurped up and swallowed every drop of it.
>You muscles relax and you breathe heavily while Derpy cleans up.
>The muffin you were eating was gone, you devoured that sexy thing.
>Your boner finally died down and Derpy was on her way out of your bed and back toward the window.
>She stops just short of the window and looks at you with her crossed eyes.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“You know I did.”
>”Good, sweet dreams Anon. I’ll be back tomorrow night.”
>You give her nod and watch her leave. Once she was gone, you turn off the light then go back to sleep, falling into a dream.

>In your dream, you wake up in your bed in a cold sweat, feeling a little more wore out.
>You check the time on your clock.
>2:00 am.
>Oh that’s cool, you still got some hours to rest, before Piss Fainthearted makes her guess.
>You window cracks open and a shadow of a Pegasus steps though with a saddlebag on her back.
>The pegasus hits her head on your other night stand.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
 >…w-wait a minute…
>This seems familiar…
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
“Didn’t you visit me already?”
>”Nooo.”
>You scratch your head in confusion then reach for you lamp and turn it on.
>The light illuminates the room and surely enough, its Derpy standing at your bedside.
“What brings you here?”
>She shrugs off her saddle bag then rummages through it.
>You lean over a little to see what she’s trying to get. 
>A muffin comes into view when she raises her head and places her front hooves on the bed.
>The muffin was in her mouth and you see a note attached to a toothpick that’s been stabbed into the muffin.
>You reach for the muffin then bring it closer for view.
>Without delay you read the note ‘enjoy this while I enjoy you’.
>…
>You sigh then face her.
>You see her crossed eyes practically begging to let her ‘enjoy’ you.
“Oh alright, just between me and-“
>Before you knew it, Derpy was under the covers wrapping her tongue around your rod.
>... Wow that was fast.
>You let her do your thing and of course you enjoy the Godly muffin.
“Aaah, I can get use to this.”
>You sit back with a smile on your face as Derpy enjoys her quality time with you.
>Derpy is just a pony you can’t get mad at anyway.
>Some moments pass and you find Derpy gives you a moment to talk to you.
>”Enjoying the muffin?”
“Yeeesss.”
>She giggles then resumes pleasing your erection, after that it didn’t take long to find that your release was about to arrive.
>Her rate increased immensely, using the speed to make your sensors go overboard and surely enough, you cum.
>She doesn’t try to escape the man gravy filling up in her mouth, she swallows like a champ.
>After that, she used every effort to get every last drop once she was done, she slides out of bed toward the door.
>She shrugs on her saddlebag then looks at you.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“You make the best muffins, what’s your secret?”
>”Not telliing~”
“Hey, what made you come by tonight?”
>”The taste of your cum, ha ha.”
“Any chance you’ll be back at the same time?”
>”That’s the plan, sweet dreams Anon.”
“You too, Derpy.”
>She crawls out the window and trots away.
>With a pleased grin on your face, you turn off the light and fall asleep.
“Aaah, that mare is so awesome.”
>You fall into a dream.

>You wake up, yet again with a cold sweat, you’re feeling exhausted at the moment, you’re breathing heavily.
>You check the time on your clock.
>2:00 am.
>Oh thank God, you don’t want to get up right now you’re not even well rested.
>You lie on your back facing the ceiling as you close your eyes to relax.
>Suddenly, your bedroom window opens.
>The sound of someone hitting their head on your nightstand occurs with a loud thud.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>Déjà vu? This seems familiar.
“Derpy? Is that you?”
>”Heehee, yeeaah.”
>Swiftly, you turn on your lamp and look over to the mare.
“Lemme guess, you’re here for my cum.”
>”Pleeease? It’s so tasty~”
“No. Be gone Der-“
>You couldn’t even finish your sentence and she’s already face to face with you and the muffin with the note in between the two of you.
>”Pleaaase? I brought a muffin for you to enjoy.”
>…
>Damn it, that muffin is magical.
>You roll your sheets back and pull you boxer down, then grab the muffin.
“Enjoy.”
>She squees gleefully and then the two of you go through the motions.
>She gives you a blowjob and you eat a magical motherfuckin’ muffin then she asks you if you’re enjoying the muffin.
>In a blur, you find yourself once again cumming in Derpy’s mouth.
>She trots to the window then she looks over to you.
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“What is in that muffin, seriously?”
>”Can’t tell ya, ha ha.”
“Tell meeee.”
>”Have sweet dreams, Anon. I’ll be back tomorrow.”
>She crawls out the window and trots off.
>You turn off the light and go back to sleep, falling into a dream.



>You wake up yet again feeling like a freight train just hit you in cold sweat.
“Oooh God what the hell?”
>You check your clock.
>2:00 am.
>You exhale deeply in relief because you've got a few more hours of sleep.
>You’re fucking tired, you’re gonna need your rest.
>The window of your bedroom opens up and a Pegasus steps through, hitting their head on the nightstand that’s over there.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
>WAIT A MUFFINFUCKING MINUTE!
>You know exactly why she’s here.
>Okay, Anon whatever you do, don’t eat the muffin.
“Alright, look Derpy, go home, I need my rest.”
>Your lamp light turns on with a click.
>The light reveals her crossed eyes inches away from yours, and her front left hoof was by your lamp.
>You freak the fuck out for a moment from her ninja skills.
>”But I made a muffin for you, Anon,” she said firmly.
“I don’t want the muffin.”
>”Why not?”
“I’m not hungry.”
>”Oh… “
>Her ears drop and eye begin to water.
>”Are they not good enough for you?” she asked in fits of weeping.
>Her head lands on your shoulder, her tears dampen your shirt as she nuzzles you.
>”I just…I try… so hard. But nop0ny likes me, what’s wrong with me?”
>You hug her, tightly to comfort her. You hate it when mares cry.
“Derpy, I like you.”
>Her crying subsides as she looks up at you; a smile slowly grows on her face.
>”R-really?”
“Yes really.”
>”So-so, will you enjoy my muffin?” she asked with pleading eyes.
>Oh God you can’t say no.
“I’ll save it for later.”
>”But you have to enjoy the muffin noooow, pleaaase? I made it just for you.”
“But-“
>”Please? Is it too much to ask to enjoy the muffin?”
>…
>Fuck.


“Gimme the muffin.”
>”Yaaay!”
>Fifteen minutes later...
>”Thanks for the quick snack, I hope you enjoyed mine~”
“I did Derpy, but can you please tell me what’s in that muffin?”
>”Sorry, can’t tell you that.”
“Why not?”
>”It’s a secret, goodnight Anon, have sweet dreams.”
>She creeps out the window and flutters off in the night.
>You lay you head back on the pillow and fall into a dream quickly.

>You wake in a cold sweat barely able to move, it feels like someone just sucked all the energy out of you.
>As usually you check the time on your clock hardly able to actually rotate your head.
>2:00 pm.
>With extreme difficulty, you sit up in your bed as you hear your bedroom window open.
>As you expected, Derpy hits her head on the nightstand.
>”Oooowww, I’m okay, I’m okay, ha ha.”
“DAMN IT DERPY I DON’T WANT YOUR MUFFIN! FUCK OFF!” 
>Shouting that literally depleted the rest of your energy.
>She starts crying hysterically.
>”You didn’t have to be mean about it!”
>She flutters out of your bedroom crying still.
>”Why does everyp0ny hate me?!”she shouted in the night.
>You fall back into your bed and close your eyes to get some much needed rest.
>It’s just what you needed.


>Your head shoots up from a table as you wake up feeling well rested.
>You take a gander of your surroundings and find that you’re at Derpy’s place.
>Seems you’re at the kitchen table, you hear giggling in her living room.
>You groggily get up and make your way where the laughing is taking place.
>You find Derpy, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy playing cards at the living room table.
>Dash sees you and speaks up.
>”Duuuude, you were out for like eighteen hours, I thought /I/ was fucked up.”
>She looks down at your pants and starts snicker.
>”Umm, dude, you might wanna clean yourself up.”
>You look down at your pants and find a huge wet patch of cum seeping through your jeans.
>Fluttershy looks at you with perverted grin.
>”Oh my… all of that, gone to waste. Need me to clean those for you?”
>Derpy laughs her ass off; she slaps her lap with a hoof, almost spilling the soda on the table.
>”I told you to slow down on those muffins, a stallion once ate like a dozen of them, let’s just say he won’t be waking up anytime soon and that was a week ago.”
“Derpy what the hell is in those muffins?”
>”If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you.”
“Damn it Derpy!”

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