Crazy Ponies Are Crazy:Apple Trio of Insanity

>Friday morning headache. Stomach hell and no smell of coffee. But a lot of noise. You're free to move. Do morning ritual and then you head down stairs and can't believe your eyes.

"Okay I must be dreaming."

>3 Applejacks looking at you sitting at your kitchen table.

>"*GASP* Well GOOD MORNING Anon how's ma loverboy?"

"Z-Zapplejackie?"

>"Duh silly how about some coffee? Sorry Ah didn't make any we got caught up in our own thing."

"That sounds nice actually, thank you."

>"Well the late bloomer decides to wake up. Give me one reason Ah shouldn't beat you senseless?!"Snapplejack asks Oh man today is gonna be a long one.

"Ummm...you love me?"

>"Shit your right, Carry on boy, you're lucky Ah gotta tend to the Farm."

>Thank you God! hmmm perhaps he saw Celestia as a good leader for the ponies in this realm. >So Snapplejack gets up to leave but gives you a little peck she still had a heart apparently

>"Don't think Ah'm goin soft boy."As she blushes yeah she still wants da dick.

"Never even crossed my mind Snapplejack." Oh God this is gonna confuse me.

 

>So Snapplejack is gone. Leaving Zapplejackie and Applejack.

"So how did you do...how are you doing this?

>"Well, It's that time of the year about this time of year Ah kinda let my other personalities out for some freedom because they complain that they want to do this that and the other so Twilight casted a spell that around this time ma other selves would split for few days. Only this year they came about a week early."

>Fucking pony magic what can't you do?

"Why is this the first time of me hearing this?"

>AJ held her head down like she's sad.

>"Ah was afraid if you knew you would reject me or us"AJ said

>"OH cheer up Applejack he clearly likes you er...us" ZJ replied as she smiled.

"So how'd you end up with these personalities?"

>"Let's just say Applejack had some of phases that never really went away and turned into their own ponies." Zj says as she begins fixing your coffee.

"So how many are there?"

>"Just Snapple and Zapple and sorry about last night Snapplejack likes getting a bit too rough." Ok wait what? this pony is something else but maybe if you play your cards right maybe you can have an orgy with them who knows.

>"Are we done play 20 questions? Because Ah gotta check up with Twilight."

"Yeah for now I guess."

>"Good now Ah'll be back, Zapplejackie can keep ya company ok?" Aj says she really looked stressed heck from all that mental confusion and emotional tension you can't really blame her.

As she leaves and pecks you on the cheek

>"Keep an eye on him Zackie." Zackie? huh must be a nickname.

 

>Zapplejackie presents you with your coffee

>"Here ya suga' made it just the way ya like,a lot of cream and a lot of sugar." she blushes "So what'cha wanna do?"

>Oho you've got some ideas but she so sweet.

"I was actually just gonna watch TV and snack all day my vacation is al-"

>"*GASP* you will do no such thing you wastin' your time, how about we cuddle? or better fuck? Or EVEN better we go for a walk" whut? this motha livin' pony can't get enough can she?

"Zapplejackie you freak." it's like all you heard was "fuck".

>"You bet Ah am but we should at least get some fresh air let's go on a walk whaddya say?"

"I kinda wanna stay inside today."

>"Well too bad loverboy we're going out! You've been cooped up in here everyday now go upstairs and put some reasonably clean and decent clothes on ok?"

>Lies you at least went on a walk Monday that's all the walking you really wanted to do for the rest of the year.

"But.."

>"Boy Ah don't want to have to get forceful with you Anon."

>She gives you a stern look.

>"Now be a darlin' and change ok? Heck Ah'll even buy ya whatever you want just name it."

>Oh my gosh you love this pony. Applejack should let her out every now and then instead of just once a year.

"Ok I'll be back."

>"There ya go, you'll see Anon it's not so bad." she follows you upstair to make sure you don't get lazy and stay in bed.

>You change your clothes luckily you did laundry last week and have a months worth of clothes to get through so as you change you can hear Zapplejackie giggle to herself and let out a moan or 2 or 3 or...yeah you get the point.

"How long do you think we'll be out?"

 

>She gives you a stern look again

>"Until you can't walk anymore."

>Well fuck there goes your Friday you love ponyville but damn you don't want to be there all day.

"but.."

>She gives you a little love tap on your arm.

>"Ah'm just kiddin' and hour or so should be fine."

>Well she's at least being reasonable thank goodness.

>"Shall we?" she says as she points to the way of the door.

 

>You begin you little nature walk about 30 minutes in you begin to get a little hungry all you had this morning was coffee.

>Your stomach grumbles and "Zackie" looks at you with concerned eyes.

"Oh dear silly me you didn't eat anything did you?"

"No.."

>"Well where do ya wanna go?"

>You're craving some doughnuts from SugarCube Corner sounds nice never got to get your awesome snack on when "Flutterhigh" went all out.

"SugarCube Corner, I'm really craving some chocolate glazed doughnuts."

>She starts smiling.

"Alright darlin' lets get you some doughnuts! How many do ya want?"

"Oh half a dozen will be fine."

>"That'll be 4 bits, please" Pinkie said

>Wait what the fuck? how did she even? Damn pony magic.

"Wut? how did I-..."

>"Oh Anon you have a lot to learn about me for instance because of Twilight's spell me and Snapple can teleport once a day well the few days Ah'm here anyways".

>Earth ponies teleporting?! sooo illogical even for this realm. Half the shit you learn today already threw you for a loop now this?

>"Here ya go we got a special batch today." Pinkie says as she gives a little wink."For those who enjoy having "Red Eyes" heh heh."

>Zackie pays for the doughnuts you both leave as you walk and talk and eat, having a good time about 2 hours pass, you arrive home a little high with Zapplejackie.

>"Now wasn't that fun?"

"I guess you're right."

>She pecks your the cheek

>"Ah know Ah'm right Zapplejackie knows best."

>She's not so bad just a little push and she did have a point.

>You sit on the couch and begin to turn on the tele but she blocks your view.

>"Ummm what in tarnation do you think ya doin?"

"I was gonna watch tv."

>"Nope..."

>She stands her ground and gives you a stern glare yet again.

>"Go upstairs Anon ah don't want you looking at TV."

>Fuck she can be bossy but you kind of like it so you test her for the lolz.

"Upstairs? pfff move Zackie I want to watch Judge Rudy."

>She gives you a wide-eye look likes she's surprised.

>"*GASP* Judge Rudy's on? why didn't ya say so? Ah love that show! Move over."

>whut? ugh she's unpredictable.

>You both on the couch cuddling watching tv laughing at these hilarious cases Judge Rudy plays no games.

 

>As you pet her mane and scratch behind her ear you can feel her get moist "Oh Anon don't do that you don't know what you're asking for." dafuq? You was just enjoying her company where did that come from? Eh fuck it keep going anyway. "Oh Anon you naughty little lover you want to play?"

>Hell yes.jpg

"Oh whatever do you mean?" you say in a sarcastic tone

>Knock on the door you get up to answer it

"This isn't over suga'."

"Yeah I know."

>You answer the door it's Fluttershy she seems more relaxed not as timid or jumpy as she would be.

>"Hey Anon, I gotta ask you still have more of that herb?"

>Holy fuck a stoner overnight.

"Sadly no ran out last night and I think Pinkie took a little for a special batch of doughnuts."

>"*GASP* Where can I get some?"

>She seems a bit desperate for it but that was all you had when you get warped into this realm it's the last of your planet you intended to keep it for a rainy day.

"That's the last of it. That herb came from my home planet."

>"WHAT?! oh no..." she whimpers a little bit and her eyes begin to tear

>"Can I at least look at the bag it was in?"

>You hand her the bag she takes a good look then she smiles

>"Hey Anon what are those little things?"

>You take a closer look and realized it's not extinct yet you hope anyways it's a longshot.

"HOLY SHIT those are the seeds."

>She smiles from ear to ear and dashes home

"Looks like somepony got an idea GODSPEED Flutters!"

Oh God please let that plant grow plentiful for the good times.

>"AHEM!" Zapplejackie taps on your shoulder.

>You look at her and she seems a little tensed

>"We have unfinished business suga'."

>She points upstairs "You, me in your bedroom now."

>Looks like she's gotta have it.

"Wow you're bossy."

>"*Gasp* Was ah? Ah'm sooo sorry! That's what ah get for listening to Snapplejack."

"It's ok,I think it's cute. I like it when you're bossy."

>"How about if you let me have this Ah'll make it worth your while tomorrow night and the next time Ah come back."

"Go on..."

>"Mmm and Ah'll make ya something special with a little apple cider for us to drink hmm? A nice apple pie, and cinnamon bear claws. Apple Fritters, toast with some apple flavored jelly. Apple everything! Ever had apple honey?"

"That sounds nice."

>You begin to drool, You can't remember the last time you had a good apple fritter. Your mom got you hook on those when you was little. Wait apple honey? dafuq they have that?

"Wait there's a such thing as apple honey?"

>"Mmmhhhm, it's good too. It's so good it'll make ya lick every drop of it no matter where. Imagine the fun we can have with that."

>She looks at you with half lidded bedroom eyes. She knows what she's doing she's got you now.

 

>You close the door and you both head upstairs and have a good fuck session.

>Yep not gonna go into details this time too damn time consuming use your imagination for all I care.

>Fast forward an 2 hours later you and her are cuddling enjoying each other's warmth.

>You hear you front door open.

"Huh...wonder who that could be."

>"Shhh...lock the door next time silly, Now don't move. You'll disturb the warmth."

>Then suddenly your stomach rumbles

>"Ya hungry darlin'?"

>Something wasn't right.

"I think I pigged out a bit too much the past few days."

>"well? Go on, do yur business hun."

>You go to the bathroom to dump some dumpage. About 20 minutes later you clean up and head back to your room but she's gone.

>You go downstairs but no one was there.

"H-hello?"

>Suddenly you get tackled to the ground knock the wind out of you she stands on top of you "Heh heh yur fun to mess with Anon."

"What the hell Zackie?!"

>"Pffft that softy? She went to back to the farm to make some special apple cider she told me to keep an eye on ya."

>Well shit that's great you gotta deal with the brute of the apple trio.

"oh....yay..."

>"Ha ha very funny Anon. You act like me and you never have fun."

"Yeah right."

>"Hey!! Ah'm tryin' to be nice now. Would you prefer me spanking your flank up and down this house?"

"Ugh."

>"Oh come on Anon give me a chance will ya?"

"*sigh*"

>"What is there something you wanna say?"

"Nothing."

>"Anon you're such a pushover."

"What?! no I'm not."

>"Please Fluttershy could make you her little play toy but you're already mine."

"I need a drink."

>"Oh ah got plenty of Snapplejuice for ya to drink"

>Wut? Damn even when she's being a bitch she can still turn you on.

"Snapplejack cool your hooves ok?"

>"You know what Anon? How about we do something today Ah know you and Zackie had your little nature walk but..."

>She smooches with you for a few seconds then gets off you.

>"Let me show ya Ah'm not so bad like you make me out to be."

>You ignore her and walk to the couch then laid down and turned on the tele

>"Whoa there! what do you think yur doin fella?"

"Watching tv...duh."

>"OH COME ON give me a chance Anon you're making this harder than it needs to be let's hang out."

>Come to think of it you never really got to hang out with her usually she's fucking the common sense out of you or making threats what do you got to lose? Oh yeah your LIFE. >Against every scared bone in your body you decide you have to give her a chance.

"*sigh* alright."

>"YES!" she jumps on the couch and hugs you tightly kissing you all over.

"Alright so what do you wanna do since you insist we go out."

>"Well first get revenge on Rainbow Dash" She has a sinister smile on her face like she knows exactly what to do, but why?

"Why? what did she do?"

>"You don't remember?! That little prank she pulled on you last weekend."

"Oh yeah pony porn was everywhere and all of you saw it."

>"That's right oh gosh you was red as any apple on my flank."

"So how are you gonna pull it off?"

>"......"

"Well?"

>"......"

"Well? You gonna tell me?"

>"Ssshh come with me ok?"

"Alright."

>You follow her to the park all the way there she keeps snickering devilishly she's got to a plan.

"Mind telling why we're here?"

>"Sshhh you see that tree over there?" It's Rainbow Dash just snoozing away on a branch, I guess if you're busy with somepony in your bed she chills her instead.

"Yeah."

>"That's her little nap tree now notice that pile of leaves directly below her?"

"Yeah and?"

"In those pile of leaves there's a colony of fire ants."

"Oh...oh...OH!"

>She covers your mouth "Keep it down Anon, just stand back and watch." you stand back she walks up to the tree and bucks the fuck out of it.

>"what the-WHOA!!" Dash falls into the pile of leave making a *pomf* sound.

>Rainbow Dash gets up out of the pile.

>"Ha! nice try Applejack I figured you do tha-.. hey what the-OW!"

>Suddenly the fire ants start biting her. She's flying all over she head for the lake and dives in.

>"DAMN YOU APPLEJACK!"

>She apparently she doesn't know about the apple trio you're sure she's heard of them though.

>You and Snapplejack are on the ground laughing.

>"Now wasn't that worth it suga'?"

>Sweet revenge of course it was worth it.

"SO worth it!"

>"Alright, Anon calm down. So what do YOU want to do loverboy?"

"I dunno."

>she face hooves "Oh Anon you need me."

"O really?"

>"Yeah Ah gotta show ya how to have fun."

"What?! I can have fun."

>"Suga' just hush it."

>For the remainder of the day, you and Snapplejack go around playing pranks on ponies and other stuff.

>Pinkie got itching powder on herself scratching like crazy.

>Rarity's addiction to coffee was already funny so you snuck in her boutique and gathered all they coffee she had while she was working and stashed it someplace she wouldn't look. Which would be Fluttershy's chicken coop.

>You guys went to the store pushing each other on carts, playing with the intercom. >Switching key items in other ponies carts causing chaos, the manager had to kick you two out Discord would be proud.

>After a long day of fun you two finally arrive home.

>You head upstairs to go to bed. You turn off the lights and laid down, no ponies there for once.

>You get under the covers to get comfortable.

>Snapplejack walks in turns the light on, and walks up next to you.

>"Did ya have fun suga'?"

"Yeah, you're not so bad after all, I don't know why Fluttershy thinks you're evil."

>Snapplejack chuckles.

>"Oh you can say Ah was a little bit of a bully in school and I kicked her rabbit named Angel once but he was asking for it! He's a jerk it makes me wonder why Fluttershy still has that vermin around. "

"Oh,that explains a lot."

>"Hey suga'?"

"Yeah Snapplejack?"

>"We love you."

"I Love you all too."

>Snapplejack kisses you right on the lips.

>"Get some rest darlin'."

>What do ya know? she has a heart after all. She turns off the light and leaves the room and you doze off into a peaceful sleep.