Crazy Ponies Are Crazy: Too close for comfort

>Monday morning the start of your paid vacation.

>You wake up to the smell of coffee, biscuits and eggs. you hear Rarity open your bedroom door she walks up next to you

>"Darling get up I've got some biscuits and eggs and your precious coffee waiting downstairs for you!"

>She pushes your shoulder in a rushing manner.

"Alright I'm up already."

>"Yes I can see that darling oh my I wonder if I can take all of that."

>Rarity and her perverted humor.She reaches to rub your morning wood, but you aren't gonna let that happen.

"HEY! hooves off. Now if you'll excuse me I need to use the bathroom I will join you downstairs in a few minutes."

>She goes downstairs and reads the morning newspaper, sipping coffee.

>"OH MY Luna I see why Anon likes coffee".

>So you do your morning routine and join Rarity downstairs.

>"DARLING! I get you now I know why you love coffee I'll be sure to pick some up you're running a bit low."

>What happen to giving you space is what you're thinking but you can't complain hell breakfast is on the table.

 

"ooookaaay Rarity ummm don't you have a dress shop to run?"

>"Oh not today darling I decided to take the day off the shop will be just fine".

>You hear a loud thump upstairs, you go to check it out. you notice your bedroom window is open.

>"See? I told ya it was comfortable Twilight".

>"*GASP* I don't ever want to leave this bed, I wonder where he got it".

>Twilight and Rainbow Dash falling in love with your bed of course. Dafuq is up with these ponies running through your house.

"Ugh you guys too? both of you out, but I just had my coffee so I'm in a good mood, me a Rarity are having some breakfast downstairs you're welcome to join just no funny business."

>"Hey Anon, where do you put all your love juice? not a tissue in sight how do you clean up after you... ya know?"

"Like I'm telling you that. Damn mind your business."

>"OH DARLING you simply MUST see this there's a filly thats got 2 cutie marks in the paper oh how lovely...wait...is that Applebloom?"

>With all this chaos going on in your house you decide to go for a walk.

"Rarity hold down the fort would ya? I'm going on a walk."

>"Sure thing dear anything for you OH could you get more coffee? I really am starting to get addicted to it I don't know why I haven't before I promise I'll bring some the next time I come over."

>You nod your head and head out.

 

>As you are on your walk to the town you see Applejack at her apple stand selling apples and apple related items heck she might even be selling iphones or something, then she strikes up a conversation.

>"Hey there Suga', what cha doing out so early shouldn't you be sleeping in that lovely bed of yours awaiting for me to wake ya up?"

"*DEEP BREATH* WOW well let's see... yesterday evening Fluttershy came to visit we had a talk then I went to sleep only to find Rarity was already there because she loves my bed told her she can stay but no funny business and she had to make coffee the next morning. This morning she made coffee and biscuits and eggs.Like really? Just coffee would've been nice but hey Element of Generosity I guess. She got hooked on coffee then there was a loud thump in my room it was Rainbow Dash and Twilight admiring my bed then Twilight asked me where I keep my love juice then Rarity was telling about some filly the got 2 cutie marks so I decided to go on a walk but Rarity wants me to pick up coffee and here we are."

>"Ummm it's called breathing Anon...try it and Ah'm not sure ah like Rarity and the others asking you personal questions like that do ah have to put them in their place?".

"Hey they're your friends Applejack you tell me huh?"

>You continue on your walk about 7 hours and picked up some coffee just before you arrive home.

 

>"MY WORD what took you so long Anon? where's the coffee?"

>You hand her the coffee can then you head upstairs to get some rest you sky dive into your bed trying to rest and Rainbow Dash just knocked out cuddling a pillow but Twilight just has to bud in on your power nap.

>"Hey Anon, how about a massage huh? I never got to thank you for buying those books for me." >She starts rubbing your shoulders and back which you actually find relaxing. She's got to be up to something but you'll let her do her thing for now.

"Hmmm not bad Twilight you've got the hooves of magic."

>"Well duh of course I do, Unicorn here HELLO *giggles*."

>You begin to fall asleep mumbling a few words.

"Ahh this is nice."

>"Damn Anon you're so tense."

>She levitates you and turns you on your back.

>"Now how about you take off the restrictive pants huh?"

>Bingo there's her real motive. You just want to get some sleep so you were going to have to take action so you kicked her out the window as well as Rainbow Dash.

>"H-Hey! Oh come on! You really are tense!"

>"What the hell's the big idea! I was just sleeping! Twilight what did you do?"

"Sorry Twilight I did enjoy the massage but I just really need my rest right now and Dash you're just taking up space."

>You shut and locked the window and bedroom door and crash for the day. Fucking Ponies.