Crazy Ponies Are Crazy: Flutterhigh

>Thursday morning arrives you wake from the smell of coffee and Fluttershy blowing you under the covers.

>Damn good way to start a morning.

>You just lay back and let Fluttershy do her thing no point in resisting then you blew your load right in her mouth you had no idea she had certain talents.

>You look around and it's just you and her in the room. Fluttershy pokes her head up out of the covers, wipes her mouth."How was that Anon? bet it woke you up."

"Damn right it did. Good morning to you too."

>She gets out of bed and heads to the bathroom. Since she's there you can't do your morning ritual at the moment so you decide to go downstairs and see what everypony is up to.

>Once you got downstairs Twilight and Rainbow dash are having breakfast and chit-chatting. Twilight sees you and says "Good morning Anon how about a nice cup of coffee? "Smiling oh she's putty in your hands now. Your little servant, yeah it has a nice ring to it.

"Thanks, Ah yes today is gonna be a good day."

>"what's got you in such a good mood Anon?"

"Oh just my life right now Twi, not a care in the world, great company and a cup of coffee."

 

>Twilight blushes "Oh gosh you're just saying that. You're such a charmer Anon."

>Just before you take your first sip of coffee a loud knock at the door occurs causing you to spill it.That was good coffee too.

>That can only mean one thing.

"Huh she's back already? Hey Twilight can you pour another cup please?"

>"Sure thing Anon, you're the boss."

 

>You answer the door and it's Applejack, well you hope it's either Applejack or Zapplejackie not Snapplejack ugh what are they? the Apple Trio of Insanity?

"Hey Applejack back so soon?"

>"Yes...Ah can't help it ah miss you ah think Ah'm falling for ya Anon. Mind if ah come in?" >Just like that you feel like an asshole.

>Fluttershy blew you this morning damn not good.

>You know Applejacks got a few loose screws so you can't just rid of her.

"Sure thing Applejack come in you must be starving, Twilight can you make her a plate?"

>"Sure thing boss anything for you."

>Applejack raises her eyebrows but doesn't let her suspicions get to her. Twilight hooves her a plate

>"There you go Applejack enjoy."

>Applejack smiles and eats her breakfast.

 

>A few minutes go by you and the four of you are just having conversation mind you Fluttershy is still upstairs. Talking with Applejack having laughs.

>"...and then ever since that day he's never called me Rainbow Crash".

>"Hey Anon you're out of mouthwash I kinda spilled all of it, me and my clumsy self. I gotta say Anon that was quite the love load this morning I didn't think you was saving up that much!" Fluttershy shouted from upstairs.

 

 

>You nearly choke on the coffee you was drinking damn Fluttershy and her bad timing.

>"Love load Anon? You want to explain that?"

>Well looks like you're shit out of luck.

>Applejack looks pissed. Maybe you can talk your way out of this, But she's the Element of Honesty she might see right through you.

"Oh love load is a laundry detergent brand she was telling me that I had a lot of it and is hoping to use if for her clothes." Oh God that was horrible.

>"Oh ok shucks that's a funny name for a laundry detergent silly me thinking you was getting some action on the side." Thank God, you might get away with this.

 

>"Oh Anon tell me did it feel good for you? I was really scared that you might wake up pissed if I was blowing you since you didn't want to do it last night!" Fluttershy shouted to the top of lungs from upstairs.

>"WHAT?!" Applejack or Snapplejack seems to be in full rage mode. There's gotta be a way out of this.

>Maybe she'll just beat the dicksnot out of Fluttershy who knows.

"Applejack let me explain you see-..."

>"Anon...Ah'm gonna have to leave before ah do something ah regret now is not the time because if Ah go off you'd be pieces. Ah'll be back later hopefully with a more stable state of mind boy Anon you really know how to push my buttons."

>She gets up thanks Twilight for the meal then leaves.

 

"Twi?...Dash...?"

>"Yes Anon?", "Sup?"

"On a scale from 1 to 10...How fucked am I?"

>"Ummm let's just say that there's no where in Equestria that can keep you from her wrath so umm 10...to the 10th power","My rainboom can't even elude her anger."

"Really?"

>"Yes really don't run either it'll only fuel her rage, Coffee?" Twilight offers.

"Yes lots I'm gonna go smoke some herb now."

>You goto your cabinet and roll up a thick one, lit it then went to your bedroom to smoke your troubles away. Forget the coffee.

>Fluttershy enters your bedroom.

"Anon you ok?"

"OK?! I'm fucked thanks to you and your big mouth! I'm just enjoying my last day."

>"Me? what did I do? Last day? Don't be silly mister."

"You know when you was telling me you hope I wasn't upset from you blowing me this morning?"

>"Yes did it upset you?"

"Well it upset Applejack."

>"Anon you mean...?"

"Yes she was downstairs and heard all of it now I'm kinda fucked she just left with the intention to return hopefully with a way to kill me quick and painlessly."

>"She heard that?! sugar honey ice tea and honey bees. Anon I'm so sorry."

"TWILIGHT GET UP HERE!"

>"Twilight why do you need her?"

"She gives awesome back massages and I need to relax."

>"Oh,but I can give one I'm better I taught her everything she knows."

"That's nice but now what if Snapplejack came in while you was massaging me? Yeah I'd be dead then she snap your neck."

>"I suppose you're right."

 

>Twilight enters the bedroom.

>"You rang Anon?"

"Yeah, bring some snacks and sodas from the kitchen and when you get back I require another one of your awesome back massages I need to be as relaxed as possible."

>"Sure thing Anon."

>You still in a bit of a panic but you're starting to relax a little bit.

>Trying not to think of your demise that awaits.

>Twilight comes back with the snacks and sodas then gets on the bed and begins to massage your back.

>"Anon I feel so bad, is there anything I can do?"

>Fluttershy has every right to feel bad but hell what is she like high.

"Ummm smoke some of this herb with me?"

>"I never tried it before does it hurt?"

>You laugh uncontrollably

>Fluttershy looks at you like you're insane.

"Just try it."

>She takes a hit, starts coughing like a noob.

>"Whoa Anon my hooves feel a little weird."

"It's working just give it a minute."

>Then it hits her.

>"Anon...I just realized... Holy Equestria it's like a mental expansion pack just got installed."

>Her eyes begin to turn red. Fluttershy is actually pretty chill.

"Your eyes are red Flutters."

>She laughs "It's because I need eye drops" she snickers "Anon you know why I need eye drops?"

"Why do you need eye drops Fluttershy?"

>"Because my eyes are red." she bursts into tears of laughter

>"Anon I'm thirsty."

"Here's some apple soda now before you try it do you remember what it tastes like?"

>"Yes it's actually my favorite."

"Ok now take one little sip."

>She takes a sip and she gets mind blown her eyes widen she gasps and then she says

>"Wut?" she starts laughing again you start laughing

>"Holy Luna moona it's like on a completely different level man!"

"well Fluttershy what do ya think?"

>"Don't call me Fluttershy, Fluttershy implies I too timid or shy."

"Oh? what should we call you?"

>"Just call me Flutterhigh."

"Wuuut well look at you, all high changing your name and shit. You just barely took a hit."

>"Well yeah, I gotta stop being so shy I need to be more careless DASH! GET IN HERE BITCH!" >Looks like she's out of her shell at last.

>Rainbow Dash enters the bedroom.

>"What you call me? You wanna fight huh? You wanna go?"

>Fluttershy walks up to her and gives her a big hug

>"Hey what's the big idea?" Dash said.

>"I get you now Dashie I see why you always chill when you can."

 

>Flutterhigh is pretty chill you may even have made a stoner out of her.

>She's already a bit of a hippy with nature anyway maybe this is for the better

>A few hours go by and the bedroom is filled with smoke after a few more joints.

>Twilight and Rainbow Dash high from just the second hand smoke then Flutterhigh got an epic idea.

>"Holy shit! Anon you know what we should do?"

"Wut?"

>"let's visit Pinkie Pie at the SugarCube Corner! She's got snacks on snacks on snacks Anon."

>Mind blown from this idea you agree why didn't any of you think of this sooner?

"Alright let's do it! Twi and Dash can hold down the fort while we get snacks?"

>"Hh sure whatever Anon you're the boss man hey watch out of Applejack ok?"

"Pfff like we're gonna run into her."

>A loud knock at the door occurs Flutterhigh is just flippin' out

>"Holy shit IT's HER! shhh everypony just be quiet not a peep, Anon answer it. You're killer marefriend is here!"

"What? Why I gotta answer it? She'll probably kill me on the spot, revive me then kill me in my face."

>"Because it's your house now quit bitchin'."

>She pushes you out of the room no giving you a choice.

>You go downstairs and the knocking won't stop you open the door only to find Rarity you whisper.

"Rarity! what are doing here? and why are you knocking so loud?"

>Rarity with a confused look judging you from where you stand

>"Anon I came to visit and drop off the coffee I promised and what do you mean knock loud? I barely tapped the door."

 

>Relieved you let Flutterhigh know it's nothing to worry about.

"HEY FLUTTERSHY false alarm it's Rarity just dropping for a visit thank heavens."

>She rushes downstairs "Annnooonn remember? it's Flutterhigh now."

>Rarity looks at both of your eyes.

>"Ummm why are your eyes red?"

>You and "Flutterhigh" look at each other start laughing again uncontrollably from your inside joke but now to more pressing matters...snacks.

"Rarity, Me and Flutterhigh were just headed to the SugarCube Corner for some snacks of epic proportions can ya be a doll and just hang her little while? Purple Smart and Skittles are upstairs just chillin' and snacking so help yourself."

>"Alrighty then Anon but you'll owe me hmmm?"

"Yeah yeah whatever we gotta go."

 

>As you and "Flutterhigh" are walking about in town laughing from just the dumbest things everypony is looking at you like you don't belong and a bunch of "There's something about Fluttershy", "what's so funny?" and "huh must've been a good joke","Why are their eyes red?" >You finally arrive to the SugarCube Corner finally you enter to see Pinkie Pie at the counter.

>You haven't seen since the pony porn incident maybe she forgot.

>"OH hey Anon! still like jerkin' it to ponies?" apparently not. "Say why are you guys eyes red? how can I help ya? need eyes drops?"

>Reframing herself from laughing "Flutterhigh" replied "You can help us by giving us a great big cake half chocolate and half vanilla oh and 12 dozen doughnuts will do the trick."

>"Well Fluttershy you seem to have the sweet tooth today *GASP* just like me only not as often as me I've always gotta have sugar, sugar sugar sugar sugar hey Anon is there a party or something you're not telling me about?"

"No Pinkie we're just hungry and have a urge for sweets."

>"I'll say so how will you be paying today?"

"Oh fuck I didn't bring any money I forgot damn it!"

>"oh don't worry Anon, Flutterhigh's got this I'm loaded after all that modeling I'm rich." >She pays for it and even pays the extra fee for delivery like a boss.

>You can't help but notice how awesome she is once she out of her little timid shell.

"Thanks Fluttershy I owe ya one."

>"What? Not even Anon you supplied the herb so we're even you supply the grass I'll supply the snacks and it's Flutterhigh mister."

 

>You two are walking back to your place just telling stories on the way back.

"...and that's when I told that dragon off the mofo had the nerve to think he was all that and a bag of herb and threaten my friends? I told him 86 ya shit bitch and I put that bitch dragon in his place made him move out of that little mountain over there."

>She points to a mountain that she claims where her story took place. But you're struck by utter disbelief.

What? stop lying now you're just messing with me you're terrified of dragons."

>"Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye."

 

>This version of Fluttershy is pretty badass you wish she can be high all the time.

You arrive home and you can hear the laughter upstairs

>".*laughter* and then *laughter* and then Spike fell right into the purple punch Ah was like whoa thur partner where'd ya go? Spike wouldn't talk to me for damn near a week."

>Wait you recognize that voice, that slang.

"Shit! Flutterhigh can you keep your cool?"

>"Damn right Anon cool as the other side of pillow why?"

"Applejack is upstairs."

>"WHA-..." you had to cover her mouth to keep them from hearing you don't want them knowing you're back yet.

"Hey wanna keep it down? Just because you're high doesn't mean your voice has to be ok? Now keep it cool Flutters."

>You walk upstairs and into the bedroom and there she was Applejack just puff puff and passing to the other 3

>"oOOOooooOOOh shiiit! Anon! where were you? You wasn't here when Ah came back."

>Thank Goodness she's high off her ass, red eyes of chill and relax.

"Oh me and Fluttershy went to SugarCube Corner and Fluttershy here was nice enough to buy a cake half chocolate and half vanilla and 12 dozen doughnuts they should be here within the hour."

>"Wuuut?" Twilight,Rainbow Dash, Rarity all said in unison

"Hey ladies I gotta ask you a question it's about something Fluttershy that I refuse to believe but I just gotta know for myself."

>"We're all ears Anon now wut is it?"

"Is it true Fluttershy, the timid and scared out of skin, nervous wreck of a pony told off a dragon?"

>"There better be a "no offense" involved in that sentence Anon or you aren't gettin' any of that cake I PAID for mister."

"Ugh no offense Fluttershy."

>"It's Flutterhigh damnit!"

>"Oh I remember that! that's when this dragon was polluting ponyville pretty nasty Princess Celestia assign us to rid of it. At first Flutterhigh here wanted nothing to do with the damn thing we all went into the cave one by one. Yeah we got scared shitless. But when she saw he was threatening us oh damn yo you should have seen her Anon she just went off she was like HOW DARE YOU?! oh man she ripped him a new one he couldn't get out of there fast enough I gotta tell ya Anon she's the last person to piss off." Rainbro explained,

>That red eyed pony. Hell they're all high.

"She really did that? Damn remind me to stay on your good side Flutterhigh."

>"See? I told ya! and you doubted me tsk tsk Anon and your on my good side for now."

>Judging from her blowing this morning you're REALLY on her good side.

 

>After quite a story you're starvin' like marvin.

>The load of sweets finally arrive you and the others go downstairs and thank Pinkie for personally monitoring the the delivery

>"Hey Anon here's your order, Ya know I'm off now mind if I hang with you guys?"

"I don't mind at all everyone else is here please join us."

>"Cool OH BOY SO MUCH SWEETS!"

>So then a big get together of the Mane 6 is happening at your house stoned off their flanks.

>It's freaking hilarious but just before you can sink your teeth into some cake. Applejack just has to rain on your parade of good times to be had.

>"Ahem, Anon we still have some things to discuss don't think you're off the hook yet boy." Applejack says. She looks like she means business. Shit Goodbye beautiful world.

"Yeah I guess you're right but can this wait?"

>"How about I let you keep your teeth. you, me upstairs in your bedroom now."

>dafuq Snapplejack? Is that you?

>"Ladies if you'll excuse us me and Anon need to talk."

>Can't even get a slice while everyone else is digging in but you're not going just yet.

"Ok give me a second."

>You walk over to "Flutterhigh" to whisper something to her.

"Psst if i'm not back in 10 minutes knock as loudly as you can on my bedroom door."

>"Don't worry Anon I got your back man."

>You walk upstairs with Applejack trying to figure how to talk your way out of this one.

 

>When you enter Applejack closes the door and locks it.

"Ok Applejack please let me expla-..."

>She kisses right on the lips as she's doing so she pushes you on your bed she pulls away and looks at you. You swear you see hearts in her eyes.

>"Anon you have no idea how badly I wanted to do that."

>You could have sworn she was going to end your life this is one constant trend in her behavior.

"Okay now I'm really confused Applejack what's going on?"

>"This morning it took everything Ah had to keep from going off Ah knew if Ah acted on what Ah was feeling right there and then you and Fluttershy would not be breathing so easily so I had to calm myself."

"Glad you did that but can you explain how you went from wanting to inflict bodily harm to me and Fluttershy to making out with me on my bed?"

>"Anon Ah'm not gonna lie ah was a bit hurt when ah found out what happened this morning, Ah know Fluttershy she can be a lot a fun believe me Ah know."

"Yeah she told me you and her had a thing."

>"Hush it boy Ah'm talking. However what me and her had wasn't as serious we were just meeting each others wants and experimenting."

"And me?"

>"Suga' you give me what Ah need what Ah must have. You fulfill me Anon. We can work this out."

>Hmmm turns out you didn't need to talk your way out of it when you already have her heart in your hands.

>"There something you gotta know Anon she can blow you all she wants but let me remind you what you already have."

"Oh? and what that might be?"

>"How about you let my actions speak louder than my words silly."

>She crawls a little closer to you.

>"And before you ask Anon you're not dreaming Ah'm gonna fuck your brains out."

>You two make out for a few minutes then

 

>"Anon?! you ok in there?"

"Fuck off Flutterhigh I'm in the middle of getting some."

>"Well damn Anon be that way hurry up Pinkie is about to devour the rest of the snacks."

>"Fluttershy, buzz off Ah have plenty for Anon to eat heh heh."

>"Oh my...ummm carry on,I'll save you a slice and a few doughnuts for you if I can."

"Where were we Applejack?"

>She begins to hold you down then she takes out some hoofcuffs God, Celestia and Luna knows where she got those.

>"Put these on Anon."

"Where did you even...? I like where this is going."

>"Oh Ah know, now if you'll be so kind lay on your back."

>You do as you're told she got you locked down pretty good you really can't move your arms >She cuddles up next you covering you in kisses then she moves her head to your left ear and whispers "Gotcha."

 

>shitfuckshitfuck.jpg

"Oh shit."

>She smacks the fuck out of you, your vision gets blurred , and causes a throbbing headache. Then she pulls down your pants and underpants and moving down to your netherlands.(Not that this has anything to do with the story but Minecraft is fucking Awesome.)

"Fuck! Hey what was that about?!"

>"What? you deserved that much for callin' me a bitch you think Ah forgot? Now hush 'kay suga'?"

>She starts stroking your cock a little bit and teasing your tip with her tongue which felt mind blowing. she looks at you

>"Hey Anon..."

"What damn it?"

>You're still kind of pissed about her hitting you but you suppose you deserved it she did have a point.

>"Such language Anon that's not very nice now is it? Ah was gonna tell ya something but never mind."

>She punches the wind out of you. Fuck this pony is strong thank goodness it wasn't her hind legs.

"FUCK!"

>"Mouth off like that again and Ah'll have to get my other toys loverboy. Now will you be good for me?"

>She gives you a little encouragement she rubs herself and dripping right over your cock. she descends onto very nicely like she's making love to you.

>"Mmmm be good for me can ya do that?"

>"Say you're sorry Anon and Ah'll unlock the hoofcuffs."

 

>You really want to get out of there so of course you apologize,

>She gets off unlocks the hoofcuffs you grab your pants and zip up and ran straight for the door but stumbled then she tackles you.

"Now where are going in such a rush?"

"Ummm cake?"

>"Very funny but I'm not done with you Anon."

>She tosses right back on the bed and gives another punch to the gut

"Suga' you're not goin' anywhere til ah get my prize now take em off."

"You're fucking crazy."

>"Crazy for you suga' now how about you relax hmm? Ah' won't stop til you cum for me. You're lucky Ah want you to cum at all. Liars never deserve to cum."

>You try to resist and struggle but she puts the hoofcuffs back on.

?She takes your pants off and underpants in one quick swift and starts sucking nice and slowly her head was WAY better than Fluttershy's.

>A few minutes later you blow your load right into her mouth it's like she knew just how to please you. She wipes her mouth then goes to the bathroom.

>You can't believe what just happened you got beaten up pretty good not that it shows though.

>Didn't even get any snacks. About an hour goes by and still on lockdown. No one even came to check on you. Then you pass out.