- >Day Dafuq am I writing in Equestria.
- >You are Anon, waking up in the morning.
- >In winter, you hate the winter.
- >You just want to stay inside and sleep for about 3 months.
- >Sadly, you can't. You have to help out at the school, because of community service.
- >Throw a little brick at a pony's window and suddenly everybody is up in hooves.
- >Well, you did get off easy, it was Twilight's window after all.
- >And you was drunk.
- >So now you have to help at the school.
- >You rather get exiled to the moon.
- >Those little fillies and foals are driving you crazy.
- >You also know the moon is made of cheese, Celestia just lies.
- >"Silly Anon the moon isn't made of cheese." She said as she avoided eye contact.
- >That's a lie if you ever saw one.
- >Wait, maybe that's why you threw a brick at Twilight's window.
- >To get exiled to the moon of cheese.
- >Well, as soon as you find a way to make a box of Bitz crackers magically never run out, you're going to the moon.
- >It's magical moon cheese, so you don't have to worry about it rotting.
- >Too bad you have to help out these little fillies and foals, fuck.
- >Just two more months of this.
- >Crazy fucking pony magical world.
- >You do your mornin' ritual.
- >Had your cup of coffee.
- >You head out into the brutal cold.
- >If the winter had an anus, you would destroy it.
- >Make it suffer for being such a brutal bitch to you.
- >You make your way to the school early, walking into the Cheerilee's classroom shivering.
- >You walk over to her desk with so much hatred toward winter.
- >Fuck winter.
- >Cheerilee notices you as she finishes up today's lesson plan.
- "Good morning."
- >"Morning to you Anon, you seem upset this morning."
- "Fuck winter."
- >"ANON! I trust you'll clean up the language when the little ones get here."
- "As long as they don't piss me off, you'll have nothing to worry about."
- >Cheerilee gives you a glare.
- >You don't really care right now.
- >You just want to get this cold day over with.
- >Don't these kids have a winter break?
- >That would be nice.
- >Your thoughts get shattered by the first few students laughing and talking as they entered.
- >Three of them.
- >The Cutie Mark Crusaders.
- >They are what makes this punishment of yours more tolerable.
- >At least they behave in class, they're just hell bent on getting their cutie marks.
- >"Mornin' Miss, mornin' Anon!"
- >"Good morning Applebloom."
- "Morning Applebloom."
- >Applebloom and her gang of fillies have got to be the most adorable thing.
- >You have the urge to pinch their cute cheeks.
- >And you now understand old people.
- >The day goes on like any other day.
- >Some filly or foal cries.
- >Someone makes a mess.
- >Someone ends up arguing over something petty.
- >Someone HAS to brag about their cutie mark.
- >Class work, teachings and lectures.
- >Tom Foolery at recess.
- >Someone gets teased to death or to tears.
- >Yadda yadda yadda.
- >You are the one that is stuck with keeping everything under control.
- >Most of them thank you for the good advice.
- >Others not so much.
- >Two to be exact.
- >You don't even bother trying to remember their names.
- >It would be a waste of good brain space.
- >Before you know it, the day is over.
- >The fillies and foals go back home
- >Applebloom however stays after school and waits for her sister.
- >She usually stays in the classroom during the winter months.
- >Getting as much homework and classwork done as she can.
- >She's a hardworker you'll give her that.
- >"Cuse me Anon, ummm can ya explain this question please?"
- >You walk over to the adorable little filly and help her as you see fit.
- >A few minutes later Applejack shows up.
- >"Howdy Anon, Ah see ya helpin' my sis."
- >You turn and acknowledge her presence.
- >You would say you have a bit of a crush on Applejack.
- >Dem eyes.
- >Holy shit she's walking your way.
- >Time to be suave.
- >She stops right in front of you and gives you a warm smile.
- >Anon, just try and be cool okay?
- "So, come here often?"
- >....
- >You fuckin' idjit.
- >Of course she does.
- >God, is that the best you can come up with?
- >Applejack just laughs.
- >"Oh Anon, ya always know what to say." She said sarcastically.
- >She also blushed a little bit.
- >She wants da dick.
- >Well that went swimmingly.
- >"Now if y'all 'cuse me for a minute Ah have to use the little fillies room."
- >"Okay sis, see ya in a few."
- >Applejack walks away to take care of her business.
- >Applebloom tugs on your shirt.
- >"Ya like my sister don't cha Anon?"
- "What? Pfff please, she aight."
- >Applebloom gives you a suspicious look.
- >"Okay Anon if ya say so."
- "I do, I don't obsess over her."
- >"Oh well, all she does is talk about you."
- "Oh my God really?! What did she say?!... Not that I care."
- >"Well she thinks you're cute and funny."
- >Cute and funny is not gonna cut it.
- >You gotta be absolutely fantastic times 9.
- >Your mind begins float into fantasies as you rub your chin with your thumb and index finger.
- >You're carrying Applejack in your arms.
- >You kick down her bedroom door.
- >"Oh Anon you're so bad."
- >Suddenly sexy time music begins to play.
- >A deep voice saying "Ooooh yeeah." occurs.
- >This is your fantasy never mind the logic.
- >You carry Applejack to her bed.
- >"Mmmm~ a roll in the hay sounds nice don't it?"
- >Her slang is driving you wild.
- >You toss her on the bed.
- >She spreads her legs, revealing a dripping wet plot waiting to be plowed til next July.
- >"Wanna find out where real apple juice comes from sugarcube?"
- "I thought you'd never asked."
- >"ANON! HELLO?! Equestria to ANON!" Applebloom yelled.
- >Your fantasy shatters into a million tiny pieces.
- >Damn it. It was getting to the good part.
- "Say what huh?"
- >Applejack and Applebloom laugh.
- "What's so funny?"
- >"You are, now we're about to head outta here. My little sis would like to know if you'll join us for dinner." Applejack replied.
- >Dinner huh?
- >Go for it man!
- >You might get some action afterwards.
- >Anon you're being silly.
- >Still though a nice homemade meal.
- "Sure thing. Just let me make sure everything is in order."
- >"Alrighty, we'll be waiting outside for ya."
- >They trot outside into the blistering cold.
- >You don't want to keep them waiting too long.
- >You rush trying to get everything back the way it was this morning.
- >"Anon, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it." Cheerilee said.
- "Cool."
- >You grab your coat and toss it on.
- >"Oh and Anon, can ya come here for a second?"
- >You walk over to her desk where she's sitting.
- "Yeah?"
- >"There's something I want to give you..."
- >She pulls out her drawer and rummages through it.
- >She takes out a packaged condom, still fairly new.
- >"Don't be a foolish filly, wrap your tool silly."
- >You mildly blush.
- "W-what are you implying?!"
- >"Anon, please. Don't play dumb, just take it."
- "Umm, I don't think I'll be needing that..."
- >"Oh why not? I can see you getting some."
- "Uhh, thanks for the boost of confidence."
- >You place the condom in your pocket and begin to walk away only for Cheerilee to stop you by grabbing your hand.
- >"Oh and Anon, before you go...."
- >She grabs a slip of folded paper and places in your hand.
- >You unfold it to find her address.
- "Umm, Cheerilee what is this?"
- >She giggles, "Feel free to stop by anytime hmm?"
- "For?"
- >She lays the bedroom eyes on you, "There ya go playing dumb again."
- "I...I don't know what to say..."
- >"Should you want to hang out and talk or have a nice relaxing...release."
- >Well, looks like you got a rut buddy.
- >Not bad.
- >You walk out of the door and find AJ and Appplebloom waiting for you.
- >The blistering cold constantly whipping your face as you stare at the two.
- >Fuck you winter.
- >You notice Applejack and her little sister giggling to themselves.
- "Okay seriously, what's so funny?"
- >"Ah wouldn't worry about it Anon, now lets get a move on."
- >You arrive at Apple Family residence.
- >The walk there was, unpleasant.
- >Fuck you winter.
- >Although, you did get to spend the walk with your favorite filly and Applejack.
- >God, why is Applejack so perfect?
- >Dem eyes.
- >Dat hat.
- >Her personality.
- >Her... errythang.
- >When you finally get inside the house.
- >You are welcomed with open arms.
- >Dinner was just about to start.
- >You all have a seat at the table.
- >Every apple related snack and recipe sits before you.
- >Apple fritters, Apple pies, caramel candy apples, Apple honey glazed waffles, Applejuice, Apple salad
- >So much apples, apples are apple to the apple's apple.
- >Food boner status: Twitchin' and throbbin', get ready to start goblin'.
- >Applejack sitting next to you, Granny Smith at the head of the table.
- >Applebloom and Big Mac are sitting across from you.
- >After a graceful prayer to the almighty sunbutt who lies about the moon not being made of cheese, you dig in.
- >Hearing bunch of "Pass the apple pie" ," Cut me a snickity slice of the apple ice." and " Lemme get some of dat Appa joose."
- >Trays of the meals being passed across the table.
- >You finally get everything you planned on eating.
- >Your plate was full.
- >You and the Appa Family begin eating in silent bliss, until Granny Smith had to say something.
- >"So, Anon have ya been lookin' for a special somp0ny?"
- >Her timing was perfect, you was drinking applejuice with a few crushed Appa Ice.
- >Damn near spit taked but you managed to just cough a little.
- "*Ahem* ummm, uhh, what?"
- >"Ya hurd meh fella, have ya been lookin' for a special somep0ny?"
- "Umm, well...not really."
- >"Why not young un? Ya can't be alone forever ya know."
- "mhm..."
- >"Uh, Granny Ah think this little convo is makin' Anon here a little uncomfortable..." Applejack said.
- >She gently rubs her hoof on your thigh under the table comforting you.
- >You look at her with an eyebrow raised.
- >She gives you a look you're all too familiar with today.
- >Dem bedroom eyes.
- >Just from looking at Applejack's though your heart simply melts.
- >She gives you a seductive wink.
- >She leans in close to your ear, "Meet me in my room after dinner k?"
- >You simply nod.
- >God damn, looks like you will be getting some tonight.
- >YUS.
- >"Oh sorreh darlin', now tell meh, how's Applebloom been actin' in class?"
- >Applebloom looks at you with a smile.
- "Applebloom has got to be a sweet little angel, she's a hard worker. Never getting into trouble."
- >"Ah'm glad to hear that, but how about her grades?"
- >Applebloom looks at you with concern.
- >Her grades weren't all that, a B every now and again, but mostly C's and D's.
- "From what Cheerilee tells me, her grades are improving, she's never afraid to ask for help."
- >Applebloom looks at you with heart's in her eyes mouthing "Thank you."
- >You gently smile, you don't want her to get into any trouble.
- >30 minutes pass all of you stuffing your faces with Apple errythang.
- >All of you rubbing your bellies, although you notice Applejack didn't eat too much.
- >Same for you.
- >"Welp, G'night young uns, Granny gettin' old y'all."
- >"Night Granny, sleep well." Big Mac said.
- >He was awfully quiet tonight.
- >"Nini Granny." Applebloom says.
- >"G'night G-ma, we luv ya."
- >Granny Smith walks to her bedroom closing the door behind her and begins her snooze fest.
- >Big Mac gets out walks to the front door, "See y'all later. Sis, lil' sis behave now."
- >"Big Mac where ya goin'?" Applebloom asked.
- >"Ah got a thing that needs gettin' done."
- >You all shrug and wish him well on his travels.
- >Applebloom trots over to your with a smile on her face.
- >"Thanks for coverin' for me back there Anon."
- "Don't worry about it okay? You're welcome."
- >She jumps up and hugs you with her death grip.
- >"Night Sis, night Anon."
- "Goodnight."
- >"Sweet dreams suga'."
- >Applebloom trots upstairs to her room.
- >It's just you and Applejack now.
- "Sooo...."
- >You begin twiddling your thumbs.
- >Dat ghetti is threatening to shoot out of your pocket.
- >"Follow me sugarcube."
- >She gets out of her seat and trots upstairs.
- >You follow closely behind her, getting a glimpse of her plot as you walk up the stairs.
- >Sweet mother of Apples.
- >You muffle a grunt as you think about the things you would do.
- >Putting all dirty thoughts aside, you finally make it to her room.
- >You walk in taking a gander.
- >A nice comfy looking bed, a work desk across the room from it.
- >A bookshelf sitting beside the door you walked through.
- >On the other side of the shelf you see another door, which you assume would be her closet.
- >Across the room from the bookshelf is a window showing all of the Sweet Appa Acres.
- WIP point
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