Title:           shamefur dispray
Author:          jackbequeer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GmN0uvhY
First Edit:      Tuesday 24th of April 2012 04:17:00 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 24th of April 2012 04:17:00 AM CDT

>be fluffy pony in feudal japan
>live in clan with human owners
>clan of great honor, respected
>you please your daddy and clan leader by being cute and expendable
>live with other fluffy ponies
>one pony poops on floor
>father shouts "FRUFFY PONY POOP ON CARPET! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! REGAIN HONOR NOW!"
>"im sowwy fathew, wong wive da cwan"
>fluffy pony pulls out sword and commits seppuku
>your sister is pegnant and bloated to the point where she cant walk
>your father cries "FRUFFY PONY BRED BEFORE WEDDING, YOU RACK DISCIPRINE, SHAME FAMIRY"
>"im sowwy fathew" she says
>she asks you to pull out her sword and help her commit seppuku
>other fluffy pony says "wan sketties"
>your father cries "SPAGHETII IS ITARIAN, DIS FEUDAL JAPAN, DONT NO ABOUT WEST YET, SHAME FAMIRY, AVENGE HONOR!"
>your fluffy comrade commits speukku
>you are last fluffy
>"YOU SHAME FAMIRY BY LETTING YOUR SIBRINGS FAIR! RACH DISCIPRINE! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! AVENGE HONOR!
>you pull out your sword
>fluffy pony drowns