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shamefur dispray

By: jackbequeer on Apr 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.99 KB  |  hits: 214  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be fluffy pony in feudal japan
  2. >live in clan with human owners
  3. >clan of great honor, respected
  4. >you please your daddy and clan leader by being cute and expendable
  5. >live with other fluffy ponies
  6. >one pony poops on floor
  7. >father shouts "FRUFFY PONY POOP ON CARPET! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! REGAIN HONOR NOW!"
  8. >"im sowwy fathew, wong wive da cwan"
  9. >fluffy pony pulls out sword and commits seppuku
  10. >your sister is pegnant and bloated to the point where she cant walk
  11. >your father cries "FRUFFY PONY BRED BEFORE WEDDING, YOU RACK DISCIPRINE, SHAME FAMIRY"
  12. >"im sowwy fathew" she says
  13. >she asks you to pull out her sword and help her commit seppuku
  14. >other fluffy pony says "wan sketties"
  15. >your father cries "SPAGHETII IS ITARIAN, DIS FEUDAL JAPAN, DONT NO ABOUT WEST YET, SHAME FAMIRY, AVENGE HONOR!"
  16. >your fluffy comrade commits speukku
  17. >you are last fluffy
  18. >"YOU SHAME FAMIRY BY LETTING YOUR SIBRINGS FAIR! RACH DISCIPRINE! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! AVENGE HONOR!
  19. >you pull out your sword
  20. >fluffy pony drowns
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