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  1. >you are a man named David
  2. >29, live alone on edge of the city in a peaceful suburb near the countryside
  3. >graduated Indiana university with a double bachelor’s degree in biology and evolution, followed by a graduates degree and Ph.d of the two (not that anyone here has the motivation to do so)
  4. >you are incredibly brilliant and ambitious to make your mark in history
  5. >you are currently on your old campus where a past professor and a very good friend Prof. Roger Clements is reading your most current thesis of accelerating evolution in primates
  6. >your professor finishes reading and puts the paper down staring at it through his glasses
  7. “well?” you ask impatiently “what do you think?”
  8. >he takes off his glass and puts a hand over his eyes
  9. > “david this is the same shit you gave me last time”
  10. > even though offended and enraged you, you were sadly expecting this
  11. Well it’s because it’s the future roger! If we can teach apes to think like us it won’t be like planet of the apes, they can help us!
  12. >”David” roger says rubbing his forehead “you are the most brilliant student ive ever had but I told you, no one wants that to happen, people just aren’t comfortable about the idea of apes thinking like us”
  13. “Oh really? Who’s that then, the church? Huh? The government? Freaking aliens?! Are they the ones who decide the future?
  14. >”David don’t even try this crap again, I see you at church and I know you are very political so why do you blame those parties everytime?”
  15. >”yes they are a part of it but its mostly common people, they just don’t think it would go over well”
  16. “they can learn sign language, how to use a computer, hell they use tools in nature how should we ignore this?!”
  17. >”David please” Roger puts his hands up I protest “just, go home, take a breather, and think about what I said”
  18. >you grab you coat and thesis as you stand up
  19. Thank you for your time professor
  20. >you turn around and walk back to your car full of rage
  21.  
  22.  
  23. “God damn ignorance is what it is”
  24. >you mumble to yourself as you drive through your suburb, nearing home
  25. “They have no idea, it’s not like we’d enslave them, we have laws against that what’s their problem with…”
  26. >thank god you watch the road as you talk to yourself because you notice a small pink ball of fluff walk out onto the road
  27. >you slam on the brakes and notice that a pink fluffy pony is the roadblock here
  28. >you lay on the horn to get it to move
  29. >needless to say this scares it literally shitless as it runs back the way it came, leaving a trail of feces behind
  30. “god damn pest” you say as you continue driving
  31. >fluffy pony has become a rather large nuisance recently
  32. >it’s spring and the harsh winter recently drove more of them into the city, where they could at least find food and shelter from blizzards
  33. >you grew up on a ranch with your family of 5, you being the middle-aged sibling with and older brother and younger sister
  34. >your brother now owns the ranch and your sister a writer in college but you remember seeing fluffy ponies out on the ranch
  35. >snow and mild cold typically doesn’t kill a fluffy as they have so much fluff, they typically just see it as something new to play in
  36. >but with no grass to find or other food sources, they typically starve and with their small figures it doesn’t take long
  37. >predators find no problem as with high fluffy birth rate they usually have a steady supply to pick off
  38. >you never had one as a pet but you dad being a man of God and even if he weren’t you know your dad has a soft heart, he’d typically make extra hay during the summer and leave sevral stacks off by themselves and find a local fluffy herd and tell them it was theirs at the beginning of winter, but only if they just eat that hay
  39. >this earned their respect over the years, every fluffy calls him “fwiend hoomun” and “the nice munsta”
  40. >your dad may have been the sole reason so many fluffys survived out your way, but you didn’t typically care for them
  41.  
  42. >when you get home you throw your coat over a chair and thesis on the desk, grab a beer from the fridge and slump down on the couch
  43. >you turn on the TV to watch the news and begin to drink your rage away
  44. >after you find your scotch you become the kind of drunk everyone hates
  45. >you are not the happy go lucky drunk, you are the my life suck, everyone hates me, kill me now drunk
  46. >but right now, you are the I miss her drunk
  47. >you find a picture of your old girlfriend Ashley and the feels begin
  48. >you two had been dating since junior year of college
  49. >you dated for six years, 2 in college graduated, bought the house with the money your grandpa left you, 4 years in house, then you popped the question
  50. >you were actually engaged but things took a different turn the first time you were rejected on your money theory
  51. >she had noticed a pattern you ignored, that pattern was how your stubbornness had just dug you holes financially and just made people listen to you less
  52. >what she saw as stubborn you saw as passion, but eventually this didn’t work out
  53. >you lost touch with her 2 years back and now she comes up whenever you drink, making you a jackass drunk
  54. >now you blow off steam either at the shooting range or getting drunk by yourself like right now but that doesn’t work until you black out
  55. >you hear a knock on the door, only buzzing you guess company couldn’t hurt
  56. “it’s open” you yell
  57. >”hey David” it’s your buddy Cal from next door, you two met when you and Ashley first bought the house after graduation, he lives with his wife Beth, he’s been your buddy for the past 7 years
  58. “sup Cal?” you ask putting aside your scotch so you remain sober for the conversation
  59. >”I could ask you the same thing” he asks grabbing a beer and sitting down
  60.  
  61. “how do you think?” you ask remembering now what caused the drinking and reach back for your scotch
  62. >” rejected again huh?” Cal asks “well the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting different results”
  63. “then call me a mad scientist” you reply mockingly as you finish your scotch and reload
  64. >Cal chuckles and pauses
  65. >”any new ideas? I know this one is big but maybe no ones ready for it yet”
  66. “no one seems to be ready for cloning yet they still go with it”
  67. >”yeah well, maybe its because cloning is actually useful”
  68. “thanks” you say finish your newly filled shot in one pull
  69. >”I may just be a typical cubicle guy, but isn’t science about benefiting everyone and not just yourself?”
  70. “this would benefit us!”
  71. >”how exactly?” Cal asks giving a disbelieving look “I’m no gorilla either but I don’t think I’d like that my brothers in a zoo and my families being poached in Africa
  72. “exactly, we can stop that!”
  73. >”and they’ll just forget about the centuries that’s been going on?”
  74. “well…why wouldn’t they? We helped them?
  75. >”mhmm, and they wont just turn around and try something?”
  76. “this isn’t the movies Cal!”
  77. >”You’re right but isn’t there always an X factor?”
  78. You just fill up another shot
  79. >”look its not my place to decide but maybe its time for something new, like someone else perhaps?”
  80. You realize he say the picture of Ashley
  81. >Not answering he sees he’s overstayed his welcome, finishes his beer and thows it away walking to the door
  82. >”well me and the mrs. Are going to the bar later with Jake and Sal, you’re welcome to come
  83. “thanks” you reply “I just might”
  84. >”Aight, just call” he closes the door behind him but you never call
  85.  
  86. >days go by and you continue to wallow
  87. >you realize that maybe it is time for something new but you can’t help but feel it was so close
  88. >you sit staring at a blank ideas sheet
  89. >writers block is an understatement
  90. >and when Cal said someone else, that hit hard
  91. >she is just like this theory, so close you can’t let go
  92. >all of a sudden you hear a crash outside, like something was knocked over
  93. >even though it’s midday you figure raccoons you grab your grandpa’s old .45 and walk outside
  94. >opening the back sliding door you turn to the trash and aim down the sights the lower it in surprise
  95. >a group of feral fluffys is rooting through your trash
  96. >they are sorting through it looking for food
  97. >”find nummies mommy?” a one asks as it digs through trash
  98. >”tummy hurt, find nummies” another says digging
  99. >”wook!” one cries dragging out some takeout burger you didn’t want to finish so you threw away
  100. >the fluffies descend on it immediately hoping to fill their stomach to stop the “hurting”
  101. >the burger and fries are gone in seconds, despite their small stature, they have furious appetites
  102. >and there’s not much grass in the city besides peoples lawns, but they are generally scared of houses due to their human inhabitants
  103. >you’re usually gone anyway so they must see your house as safe
  104. >one fluffy finishes eating and looks up to see you, its eyes shrink in terror
  105. >”munsta! Munsta!” its screams waddling away at the breakneck speed of three miles an hour
  106. >one puffs it’s cheeks and tells the others to run
  107. >they head to the fence where a hole is by the apple tree in your back yard
  108. >beyond your fence is just a small valley between two hills with some woods and a creek at the bottom, this must be where they came from
  109. >you look back to the fluffy standing his ground cheeks puffed, a small blue earth pony, tenacious little bastard
  110. >”me no scawed of you!” it exclaims
  111. >your gun still being raised, you lower it
  112. “no reason you should be” you say as you head back inside and close the door
  113.  
  114. “stupid little things” you say putting your gun back in the drawer and sitting back down
  115. “the only thing on God’s green earth that can speak our language and can even think yet so damn stupid, not to mention helpless, if they were just worth a damn maybe they’d..”
  116. >You stop mid step as the freight train of genius and realization have a head on collision in the district of your brain
  117. >These fluffys could be the answers to all your problems
  118. “of course!” you exclaim “that’s the answer!”
  119. >you whip around and open the door but see they’re gone
  120. >you run to the tree and climb up it to look down the hill
  121. >the path down the hill shows no fluffys and beyond that is trees
  122. “dammit” you say under your breath and jump off the tree
  123. >you go back into the house and decide to just go adopt one
  124. >but before that you decide to write down your new idea, better write down all problems fluffys have to and possible solutions
  125. >you’re gonna need more paper
  126. >you spend a good chunk of time doing this before you realize the sun has set
  127. >you look at the clock
  128. >9:00
  129. “dammit!” you say as realize the stores are closed
  130. >you’ll just have to wait
  131. >you continue to jot down notes instead
  132. >an hour passes when you hear something outside, not crashing but a growling
  133. >a coyote maybe? Though they usually stay away from suburbs, even on the edge of town
  134. >you grab your gun and flashlight and open the back door again to a shocking sight
  135.  
  136. >it is a coyote but he has an unexpected sight, the blue earth pony from before!
  137. >The blue pony stands its ground cheeks puff but you can see its shaking
  138. >”me no scared of munsta! Be show you and save fwiends!”
  139. >the coyote now notices you but will not leave without a snack
  140. >you see it lunge and the years of target practice pay off as you raise your gun in a flash and send a round straight into its back
  141. >the coyotes lifeless body flies over the pony and lands at your feet
  142. >what shit was left in the fluffy was evicted at the sound of the gun
  143. >it turns around to see you and it re-puffs its cheeks
  144. >”me no scawed of you either!” it says
  145. “are you ok?” You ask “where are your friends?”
  146. >”fwiends?” it asks, shock takes over its fear “fwiends!” it exclaims
  147. “Yes friends! Where are they?!” you repeat again
  148.  >”mean munstas attack, me come here hoping they follow away from fwiends, only one follow, fwiends still in twouble!”
  149. “shit” as you realize they could be dead, you need one of each kind: earth, Pegasus and unicorn
  150. >”Dave what the fuck is going on?” you hear to your right
  151. >you look over to see Cal standing with his bolt action and Beth behind him
  152. “Cal, follow me I’ll explain on the way”
  153. >”wait what?” Cal asks even more confused
  154. “No time now come on!” you yell as you dart for the fence and climb over
  155. >Cal follows you as you begin to rush down the hill
  156. >”mind telling why I’m running through the woods in sweatpants and a rifle Dave?”
  157. ”The fluffies call, they’re the answer!”
  158. >”what?!” Cal asks
  159. “They can help me with my breakthrough!”
  160. >”We’re looking for fluffies with guns?!”
  161. ”Not looking, saving!”
  162. >you hear screams and barks off to the left
  163. “This way!”
  164.  
  165. >You shine your light ahead while running towards the noise, eventually reaching it
  166. >You enter a small clearing seeing five fluffys cornered under a tree sobbing and defecating, surrounded by at least five coyotes
  167. >”hewp us!” they scream “no owchies!”
  168. “Cal, shoot!”
  169. >you and Cal open up on the aggressing coyotes, making sure no shots go near the fluffies
  170. >you get several shots off, Cal gets two off
  171. >you drop 3 of the 5 coyotes, two get away but one injured
  172. >the noise does not help with the fluffys fear as they continue to cower cry and empty their bodily wastes
  173.  >you approach cautiously and kneel down it front of them
  174. “Hey, hey shhhhh” you coo gently “It’s all right, the munsta’s are gone”
  175. >They don’t think so, because you’re still standing there
  176. >”now, care to tell me why I helped these things?” Cal asked impatiently
  177. “they can help me with my thesis! They’re capable of it!”
  178. >”dave, these things die in a month if they’re lucky, how are they supposed to help?”
  179. “they have minor intellengence, more like primapes!”
  180. >Cal laughs at this notion “you really are a mad scientist”
  181. >You snarl and glare the realize the crying has stopped
  182. >you look back at the fluffys to see their teary eyes staring at you
  183. >”why, why you no h..huwt us if you make woud noise?”
  184. >you smile again and turn back to them
  185. “Because i’m a friend”
  186.  >”fw..fwiend?” one asks through soft sobs
  187. “yes” you reply “I can help you”
  188. >Needless to say they are confused and filled with disbelief
  189. >”don’t think they’re buying it chief” Cal says sarcastically “lemme know how this plays out” he turns around and begins to walk away “What the-?” he says, you turn around to see a blue earth pony running towards you as fast as his little legs can waddle him
  190.  
  191.  
  192. >”Fwiends!” it cries as he runs toward the cowering group of fluffys
  193. >their sadness now gone they rush to greet him with hugs and happiness  , a touching sight really
  194. >after a while it looks around “where oddas?”
  195. >at that they begin to be looking around for something, and you do remember seeing others before
  196. >“over dair!” one points
  197. >you look and only now do you see the fluffy bodies lying motionless
  198. >there are the ones you saw before, you even recognize the one that spotted you and caused them to flee earlier
  199. >they begin hugging the bodies trying to get them to wake up, telling them to “stop sweeping, munstas gone”
  200. >”that’s just sad” says Cal “and they hold the hope to your future?” he looks back at you quizzically
  201. >you walk over to them, they see this as a threat and reform their huddle of fear as the blue pony steps forward once more to puff his cheeks
  202. >”Go away!” he exclaims “munsta’s leave fwuffies awone! No more scawy!”
  203. “I just want to help!” you protest “I can take care of you! Feed you, give you a home!”
  204. >”feed?” the blue one asks unpuffing his cheeks “home?” another asks
  205. “yes I can”
  206. >”wike a daddy?” another asks
  207. “ummmm, yes like a daddy, I’ll be your daddy”
  208. >their eyes light up with delight as they all rush to you and hug your legs nearly making you trip as you step back
  209. >”YAY NUMMIES, HOME, DADDY!” comes cries of joy from your ankles
  210. >Cal now laughing manages to get out “oh boy, this oughta be good”
  211.  
  212. >squees of joy come from behind you as a gaggle of fluffy ponies follow you up the hill to your house
  213. >”do you really want to do this?” Cal asks “I’d don’t even want kids let alone want 6 rats with child-set brains living in my house”
  214. “well they’ll think a lot better after I’m done with them” you reply confidently
  215. >”what exactly do you have in mind? Why these things? Was a monkey too expensive?”
  216. “if I can get them to survive longer and fend for themselves, they won’t bother humans again, maybe even help humans!”
  217. >Cal puts his hand on his forehead “jesus you really are a mad scientist
  218. >you regret not having a back gate so you have to walk in between your lawn and your neighbors were there’s a gap between the fences that was left open to drain rainwater down the valley
  219. >you open the front door and hold it open for the fluffys, they are reluctant to go through
  220. “whats wrong?” you ask
  221. >”hooman home bad, get owchies” they say cuddling and shivering in fear
  222. “it’s my home, I wont hurt you” you assure them
  223. >they seem a little less frightened, as the blue one gingerly heads toward the door
  224. >as he slowly approaches the door he sticks one nervous hoof inside, then the other, then walks inside
  225. >the others see this and slowly follow
  226. >they have never seen a house before and are awestruck to put it lightly, you and Cal watch as the run around playing on the “fuzzy gwass” or the carpet more specifically
  227. >”how are you going to feed them? We both know you’ve been given grants for research but would they go for this? I mean…”
  228. “it’s accelerating evolution isn’t it?”
  229. >”well…..” Cal pauses “I see evolution as growing thumbs or walking upright, not just dying in two weeks”
  230. “any increase in intelligence is an evolutionary trait”
  231. >”my cat open the screen door but that doesn’t make it exactly a missing link”
  232. “I mean, if I can teach them how to grow crops, the pegasus to fly and the unicorns magic, and how to form an actual society, that may just be a scientific breakthrough!”
  233. >”Dave these things fuck like rabbits, if you keep alive longer than intended would that make things worse?”
  234. “Where pessimist avoids, an opportunists thrives” you say with a smile
  235. >you feel a tug on your pant leg and look down to see a green earth fluffly pulling on your pant leg
  236. >”Where nummies daddy?”
  237. >Oh hell, food, what do fluffys eat?
  238. “umm, well what do you all want?”
  239. >Almost in unison they scream “SKETTIES!!!!!” and begin to run arund more frantically
  240. >Sketties? What the hell is sketties? You and Cal look at each other in confsion
  241. “Um…what is sketties?” you ask
  242. >“Its long and yummy with yummy red sauce on it” a pink Pegasus pipes up
  243. >you ponder and think of what food is like that that sounds like skettie
  244. “umm, you mean spaghetti”
  245. >”yes, sketties! New daddy silly”
  246. >you look at Cal who just smiles back, as he sees you realized the hole you just dug yourself
  247.  
  248. >as you have recruited Cal to make the spaghetti you try to keep the ponies in line, since you don’t want to make a bad daddy on the first day you’ll say the rules for tomorrow
  249. >Beth brought over some cat toys the cat doesn’t like anymore and finds the fluffies extremely cute and plays with them, becoming a new “fwiend”
  250. >once the spaghetti is done you give each their own plate and watch what would be seen as a massacre to Italians everywhere as the spaghetti is devoured
  251. >all that fluff must hide a pretty thin pony, because an entire pot is gone and a second is made just in time as the first disappears
  252. >you place a water dish down for them and watch them drink carefully for fear of the stories of the drowning in the most ridiculous situations
  253. >they begin to burp then begin to look very sleepy
  254. >Beth was kind enough to bring a plus sized dog bed over for the two dogs they used to have
  255. >You show the pony’s their new bed and they are overjoyed to have something soft for a change
  256. >they all crawl in and cuddle up to one another
  257. >you count them, “1,2,3,4,5….wait, wheres?
  258. >You feel slight compression on your leg to see the blue earth pony who was so defiant of you earlier hugging you leg as he waddles off to join the fluff ball of sleeping friends
  259. >he snuggles up, sighs, then softly says “thanks fow hewping us….daddy”
  260. >you smile as Beth d’awwws but it has been a night
  261. >you thank the two greatly for the help and wish them a goodnight as you
  262. >You wash the dishes, refill the water bowl, and then head off to bed as visions of your breakthrough dance in your head
  263.  
  264. >you awaken to the sound of laughing andmovement
  265. >sound being the first sense to awaken the body you groggily sit up
  266. >memory is second to come, you remember your new expirements are now living with you
  267. >smell then enters then picture, and….shit
  268. >you smell shit, really dank shit
  269. >you sit up and walk out to a living room floor with piles of shit
  270. >”shit” you think to yourself “forgot they need to shit”
  271. >they see you standing there and rush to you in glee shouting daddy and hugging your legs
  272. >hugs are soon replaced with cries for food
  273. >thankfully the entire pot of spaghetti wasn’t totally decimated and you distribute the remainder among them as you clean up the shit
  274. >realizing you lack a litter box you lay out paper towels on the ground and wait till the ponies are done eating
  275. >you get there attention and say you need to tell them something
  276. “since this is daddy’s house daddy makes some rules, and if you follow the rules for a long time, you get treats, ok?”
  277. >their eyes light up at the word treats
  278. “first rule” you point to the paper towel “you poop, here, ok?”
  279. >they nod
  280. “no loud noises when daddy is working, ok?”
  281. >again they nod
  282. “if you go outside, no going past tall wooden fence, ok?”
  283. >they nod furiously and agree verbally this time, probably remembering the coyotes
  284. “and finally, only play with your toys, nothing else, understood?”
  285. >one final nod is given
  286. “now, tell me the rules and you get a treat”
  287. >their eyes light up as they frantically try to remember the rules
  288. >”ummmm uh uh” come the unsure voices
  289. >a white unicorn pipes up with “poopies go dair!” as she points to the towels
  290. >”yeah yeah yeah!”they say excited
  291. >”tweat now?” a brown Pegasus asks
  292. “not until you tell me all the rules”
  293. >”awww” the moan
  294. >the rules take some time filled with questions of treats in between each one, but finally, they have been repeated and you have them repeat it one last time, this time they get them all
  295. >”tweats now??’ they ask impatiently
  296. “treats now” you say as you retrieve a bag of candy from the cupboard
  297. >they must have had candy before because they refer to it as “yummy nummies”
  298. >you play with them a little afterwards to learn more about them then call your friend Prof. Roger to tell him your plan
  299. >”Christ Dave, if I would have known that last rejection was going to drive you to insanity I would have approved it”
  300. “why does no one believe this, they’re capable!”
  301. >”it’s probably because you’re saying a cotton ball with the sex drive of a rabbit and the brain of a star fish are capable of thinking like humans”
  302. “*sigh* well can is it fundable or not?”
  303. >”well I can definitely say it’s never been done before but that doesn’t always win you funding”
  304. “roger, ive never asked you for a favor but please, this is my last chance”
  305. >a long pause then roger sighs
  306. >”I’ll pull what strings I can, David just……don’t expect much”
  307. “thanks Roger” you say as you both hang up
  308.  
  309. >you realize you need actual food for these things so you ask Beth to watch them as you go to the pet store
  310. >when you get there you are greeted by a happy teenage female employee who you ask to help you find necessary fluffy pony materials
  311. >she directs you to an aisle dedicated to such a thing and points out the basic necessities
  312. >you notice the store itself has a few fluffies running around in a playpen so they don’t get into the rest of the store with a cat sitting on the ledge nearby, ignoring the fluffys cries for “kitty pway” and “kitty fwiend”
  313. >you buy food, toys, blankets, litter box, a baby gate for the basement door, food bowl, water bowls, and vitamins as well as some treats with no sugar so they don’t destroy the house in an energetic frenzy
  314. >you pay the total out of your own pocket hoping a grant pulls through for study of the fluffys
  315. >upon return to your home beth is playing with the fluffys again who see you and rush to hug your shins
  316. >you thank beth and ask her if she needs payment but she says it’s no trouble
  317. >the orange earth pony startle excitedly explaining how she made “poppies in da wite pwace”
  318. “I’m very proud of you” you tell her as she squees
  319. >”have you named them yet?” beth asks
  320. “what?”
  321. >”have you named them? Ya know like how I’m Beth, you’re David”
  322. “um, no…..” you say unsure, you’ve only seen them as subjects for an expirement but scientists usually even name those
  323. “what are your names?” you ask
  324. >”names?” they ask looking at each other?
  325. >”wild fluffy ponies don’t name their young” Beth answers the question “they don’t worry about that, they just try to eat and not die”
  326. “and how do you know so much?” you ask her
  327. >”I used to raise them as a kid for state fairs, names make them feel more….loved”
  328. “well I…guess I could come up with something”
  329. >”YAY NAMES!” yell the fluffys as they dance about your feet
  330. >”have fun” beth says smiling as she leaves “bye kiddies!” she waves to the fluffys
  331. “bye!” They say waving their stubby hooves mimicking her
  332.  
  333. >Names huh, you think to yourself after showing them the litterbox and showing them their new bowls
  334. >you bought 12 bowls, two of a color and the color to match the ponies fluff, in case they get confused on which is which
  335. >you sit down and watch them eat their kibble, thinking of names but nothing comes to mind
  336. >while you sit lost in thought you are startled when all of a sudden the pink Pegasus in standing in your lap, front hooves on your chest looking up at you
  337. >”we get names now?” she asks you
  338. >still a little startled you calm down and answer
  339. “um sure, what name do you like?
  340. >”siwwy daddy, you haf to name us!”
  341. >dammit, that did nothing, you’re not very creative but you have noticed she has been one of the better behaved, nicer fluffys, and she was pink, like bubble gum and a sweet little thing
  342. “how about, sweetie?”
  343. >”sweetie!” she squees as she flaps her wings, she hugs you and jumps off, only to leave your lap swarmed with the others
  344. >”wan name! me next!” they cry
  345. “easy, easy!” you say “one at a time!”
  346. >you pick up the orange earth pony next
  347. >”whats my names?” she squeaks
  348. >she is a bit fluffier than the others, and has pretty green eyes, she looks like a pumkin
  349. “how about, pumpkin?” you ask
  350. >”YAY!” she screams “PUMKIWN!”
  351. >next is the brown Pegasus, you decide an easier name this time of coco
  352. >the white unicorn you decide her name is sabrina, because of unicorn magic, though to them it’s sabwina
  353. >the green earth pony is next, you decide to name him herb, green and all
  354. >and finally the blue earth pony, he looks up at you and exclaims “me smawty fwiend, me get best name”
  355. >you heard the term smarty friend before, it’s given to the leader of the herd, you figured him that all along
  356. “well you were very brave when I first, even when you were in danger, you’re fierceand scary  like a lion so how about, Leo?”
  357. >”weo!” he exclaims “smawty fwiend is weo!”
  358. >chat amongst themselves using their new names, cute really but science is the key here, your future is with these six fluffy ponies
  359.  
  360.  
  361. >it’s been a few weeks now and the fluffys like their new home, running and playing about in the house and in the backyard, you even both the a kids slide and sandbox to play in
  362. >Beth plays with them now and again which helps you greatly especially when studying them, want to get a head start in case the grant pulls through
  363. >the grant, you’ve been waiting weeks now
  364. >hope is dim but not gone
  365. >back to your notes
  366. >while you are the “daddy” they seem to listen to Leo when you aren’t around, they must be used to his leadership
  367. >they are particularly frail, and seem incapable of flight and magic
  368. >the wings being fuzzy but still have feathers
  369. >magic while scientifically called telekinesis; you believe would require concentration, something that is impossible for these creatures
  370. >their “hooves” are as soft as marshmallows, not hard like a regular horses hoof
  371. >you measured their bite force, which is barely more than a pinch from human fingers, hardly a defensive measure and they can barely pull grass with it
  372. >the only natural defenses they seem to have are fluff and numbers, both of which don’t do much
  373. >how these things can talk let alone survive is beyond you, almost as if God abandoned them, or made them as a joke
  374. >just then the phone rings
  375. “hello?”
  376. >”Dave, it’s roger, got good news for ya”
  377.  
  378. “Roger, hey how are you?” your heart is racing
  379. >”doing good Dave but not as good as you’re about to be, the committee loved your idea funding has been approved
  380. >YES! You think, FINALLY!
  381. “This is fantastic Roger! What do I owe you?”
  382. >”Nothing actually, I didn’t have to do a thing, just the idea seemed to intrigue them”
  383. >why they seem a better choice than prime apes is beyond you but you’re not arguing
  384. >”they want an outline of your goals and updates monthly, good luck Dave” he hangs up and you begin to celebrate
  385. >now onto goals
  386. >being frail and helpless their strength will need to be increased
  387. >intelligence another thing, identify an object and remember them as well
  388. >sweetie will need to learn to fly, so her wing strength and endurance should improve
  389. >Sabrina’s concentration should be improved as well to benefit her magic
  390. >so many things so little time
  391. >thank god for funds
  392.  
  393. >you begin building your pony gauntlet, while taking time to feed and play with your ponies, identifying strengths and weaknesses
  394. >a room in your house has been converted to an exercise room, with a treadmill and enlarged hamster wheel
  395. >you buy plant seeds and believe at least one should be able to grow them
  396. >you also buy sticks to build a makeshift teepee fort, teaching them shelter then move onto bigger things
  397. >you also buy children’s flashcards with basic images and words, this will help them build intelligence, they should all do these
  398. >you buy advanced ones for Sabrina as well
  399. >exercises will be done by all, coco and sweetie especially for their wings
  400. >you bought scientifically improved food as well to stimulate muscle growth
  401. >now, let’s begin
  402. >you step outside to see your fluffys playing tag and hide and seek except for herb, who is off by himself staring at a flower
  403. >excellent
  404. >you walk over and kneel beside herb
  405. “hey herb watcha doin?”
  406. >”pwetty fwower!” he exclaims “smeww pwetty too!”
  407. “it’s called a tulip”
  408. >”tuwip fwiend! But no huggies or tuwip get owwies”
  409. >it knows it breaks and wants to preserve it, interesting
  410. “want to make more?” you ask
  411. >It’s eyes light up with excitement “YAY! More tuwip fwiends!”
  412. >you found your agriculture pony
  413.  
  414. >throughout the week during you free time you help herb learn basic gardening with Beth helping him as well, Herd greatly enjoys it but is impatient of the growth, he now knows to water the plants but not when you still have to help with that
  415. >earlier in the week though you started the exercises, first making it a game by having the fluffys chase you around the yard to test their stamina
  416. >needless to say it’s very low, Leo having the best
  417. >after a days rest you bring them in one by one to run on the hamster wheel
  418. >you tell them that if they run until you say stop, they get a treat
  419. >they will run for 5 minutes then increase the time by 2 minutes every 2 weeks
  420. >they see the wheel as a game mostly and enjoy it, though 5 minutes does wear them out, but they enjoy the fluffy treat afterwards
  421. >while the other play you bring coco and sweetie in and tell them they will learn to fly if they listen to daddy
  422. >unexpectedly they are overjoyed by this screaming “YAY! Fwy! YAY!”
  423. >you assume this is a lifelong dream of fluffys
  424. >you tell them to flap their wings until they cant any more
  425. >their excitement must have helped because unexpectedly, they do so for 10 minutes
  426. >they began panting 3 minutes back but kept going
  427. >they both finally stop wings hanging at their sides
  428. >poor sweetie threw up and expected punishment for the mess
  429. >you just clean it up and wipe her mouth and say that it was alright and you’re very proud of them as you hug them
  430. >Then disappointment sets in as they realize they didn’t fly, you reassure them by saying “one day I promise”
  431. >then begin the flash cards, being children’s they have a picture on them with the word on the back
  432. >they all seem to know them but have their own names, like apple as “nummies” and a ball as “toy
  433. >when dog comes up leo, coco and Sabrina puff their cheeks and say “munsta” while herb sweetie and pumkin shake in fear
  434. >you test Sabrina longer than the others, hoping to build concentration
  435.  
  436. >after 3 weeks you’ve made considerable progress
  437. >the flowers herb planted have begun to bud and this makes him extremely happy
  438. >he dances when it’s “wadur time”  and talks to them during free time
  439. >you picked pumpkin to be a shelter builder because when playing with blocks she actually made a structural house, stacked just right so they wouldn’t fall unless pushed on
  440. >you show her how to make the sticks like a teepee without falling and make somewhat of a house
  441. >the fluffys find great joy in her houses and she takes them down and builds new ones every time she gets the chance
  442. >because you can’t see them, you feel slight growth in coco’s and sweetie’s wing muscles, telling them they get closer with every practice
  443. >you’ve also noticed a substantial rise in everyone’s stamina , everyone is usually tired at the end except leo, he pants but still has energy to keep going, you see why he was the smarty friend
  444. >you’ve sent your first status report and feel proud of the progress made, and even prouder of your buddies
  445. >as a result of their hard work, you decide to give the fluffys some spaghetti as a reward
  446. >they are thrilled to say the least
  447. >as they eat you here the front door open and see Cal walking in
  448. >”why don’t you have the news on? Come look at this!” he exclaims turning on your TV
  449. “what?” confused you look to the tv
  450. >the news is the typical anchorman for Indiana nothing special but then you see the story
  451. >”and in other news a man named David Smith, a local scientist from ISU is seeking to ‘advance fluffy evolution’ making the creatures more capable of survival and thinking. The real question is, will this be a blessing or a curse? More of the story tomorrow”
  452. >”congrats buddy! One month in and you’re making the news!” Cal says patting your back
  453. >you are not as pleased
  454. >they said curse, why does no one see the potential in this?
  455.  
  456.  >Roger calls one day and says he wants to see the fluffys
  457. >he comes down and watches them play in the back yard
  458. >they come up and ask if he’s a friend to which he replies yes and receives their hugs
  459. >the fluffys return to playing as you and Roger watch
  460. >”I used to have a fluffy once” he says after awhile
  461. “you did?”
  462. >he nods “I was 6, had it for a year the it drowned one day, I was too heartbroken to replace him. Never had a pet again”
  463. “I..i’m sorry, my condolences”
  464. >He smiles “seeing like this has some nostalgia to it, but that’s not the only reason I came”
  465. “oh?” he walks to the table and sits down as you follow
  466. >”no I also came to tell you that your idea has stirred up some resistance”
  467. “wait, resistance? How? Like you said, it’s not exactly worth it”
  468. >”some people just ‘don’t think it’s time, that these things have no point to exist more than a part of the food chain, that advancing them would ‘disrupt the natural balance’”
  469. “well, what about you, what do you think?”
  470. >”David, you’ve always been a prized student of mine, and I’ve always admired your thoughts so I’m doing everything in my power to protect your idea”
  471. “well thank you sir, that means a lot” you say with a smile
  472. >”David please we’ve discussed this, just Roger is fine”
  473. “all right Roger, beer?”
  474. >”scotch please, and let’s discuss this theory further and go over the plans again”
  475.  
  476. >A week later you get a call from a reporter wanting an interview, you agree that in two days would be nice
  477. >the day comes and the reporter arrives, she is a brunette lady with brown eyes named Ada and is quite beautiful
  478. >you sit down at the table and she begins the questions
  479. >”David the main question behind your actions is ‘why?’
  480. “Why?” you repeat “well it’d be a huge breakthrough in evolutionary science! If we could uplift species then perhaps other creatures as well, like prime apes!”
  481. >”yes about that, are you doing this to help fluffys or simply to benefit yourself?”
  482. “wait, what?”
  483. >” I been informed that you were once obsessed with accelerating evolution in prime apes. You were rejected many times but continued; this affected your life greatly yes?”
  484.  “wait, wha.. who told you that?”
  485. >”they’d like to remain anonymous”
  486. “they? Like more than one or what?”
  487. >”david the question please, is this for fluffys or yourself?”
  488. “well…both I guess”
  489. >”both? How so?”
  490. “well… they could learn to fend for  themselves and not bother humans”
  491. >”so you’re going to teach every fluffy to do this?”
  492. “well…no, but they could teach other”
  493. >”you think they have the capability to do this?”
  494. “well, not yet but they will be”
  495. >”when?”
  496. “well…eventually”
  497. >”I have owned these before and from personal experience I am in disbelief”
  498. “Well, no one’s ever tried before”
  499. >”we’ve known about them since humanity began, I think some people have tried”
  500. “well I guess I’ll be the first to succeed”
  501. >she smiles “ your confidence is admirable, for now, enough questions. May I see these ponies?”
  502. “of course. Kids, a nice lady is here to see you!”
  503. >”kids?” she asks giving a quizzical look
  504. “well..” you blush “they call me daddy so…”
  505. >the ponies come scuttling into the room, bumping into each and waddling to the table
  506. “Hi! New fwiend?” they ask Ada
  507. >”hello there what are your names?”
  508. >”me leo” he says proudly “me smawty fwiend”
  509. >”oh so you’re the leader?”
  510. >”me smawty fwiend, he daddy but me smawty”
  511. >” I see” ada says “and the rest of you?
  512. >The fluffys address themselves accordingly and say their favorite hobbies
  513.  
  514. >the fluffys babble then ada asks them “so what do you think of daddy?”
  515. >”daddy save us fwom munstas! Give us home! He ouw daddy!”
  516. >”he saved you did he?” asks ada “and what does daddy do?”
  517. >”daddy says we will wearn to fwy!” sweetie squeeks
  518. >”fly?” Ada asks sounding interested “but fluffys cant fly!”
  519. >”daddy says if we keep twying hawd, we will!”
  520. >”and I will wearn magic!” Sabrina adds
  521. >after more babbling Ada thanks them for the questions and you tell them to go play outside
  522. >they say goodbye then run off for the dog flap you installed
  523. >”well that was an interesting mr smith thank you for your time”
  524. “my pleasure” you say with a smile and shake her hand  though think she’s a total bitch
  525. >they really see you as a father” she says walking to the door
  526. “yes…yes they do”
  527. >“david” she says pausing outside the door
  528. >”not everyone thinks this is a bad idea, so long as the fluffys actually do benefit, and not just the man nehind it” she gets in her car and drives away
  529. >you have no response, merely stand there for a while then close the door
  530.  
  531.  
  532. >the fluffys have made outstanding progress
  533. >they can now run for 20 minutes straight
  534. >herb has harvested his first vegetables
  535. >pumpkin can now make a lodge shaped house
  536. >Sabrina’s concentration has greatly improved, able to concentrate on a picture and not get distracted
  537. >the Pegasus can flap for 20 minutes no problem
  538. >leo now directs them to their exercises when the time comes
  539. >now to turn things up
  540. >herb will now care for the plants by himself, the only thing you do is give him water when its time
  541. >you show pumpkin how to make a paste out of mud and clay to keep sticks together
  542. >Sabrina will now practice magic
  543. >you add tiny weights to the Pegasus wings
  544. > you will teach leo about when to move a herd and when to stay away from an area
  545.  
  546.  
  547. >First the Pegasus, the weights will strengthen their wings hopefully enough to the point where they can’t lift their tiny bodies
  548. >you tell them to flap like usual but they complain about the weight
  549. >”too hawd” they say
  550. “it will help you fly” reassuring them
  551. >they still look unsure but they do as you ask
  552. >they only go for 9 minutes but its longer than you expected
  553. >you tell them they did good and they give you hugs, hopefully it will work
  554. >now for Sabrina
  555. >you place a block in the center of the table
  556. “Sabrina, look at the block and think, really hard about it moving”
  557. >”ok!” she looks at the block blankly for half a minute then back to you “do good?”
  558. “keep thinking at it, don’t stop thinking about it to till it moves”
  559. >”sabwina move block?”
  560. “yes with magic”
  561. >her eyes light up “will do for daddy!”
  562. >she stares intently at the block for a long time then starts crying “block don’t move! Sabwina bad fwuffy! Get no-no’s!
  563. you pick her up and hug her “you’re not in trouble, you did what I told you like a good fluffy”
  564. >she looks up sobbing and sniffing “not in twoubwe?”
  565. “not in trouble” you say smiling “now go play”
  566. >she hugs you then scampers off
  567. >maybe you’re just optimistic, but you swear her horn sparked just a little
  568. >next time you’ll outline the block to see if there’s movement
  569.  
  570. >two more months and you receive another call from roger
  571. > “the committee has been receiving your reports but want to see the ponys themselves”
  572. “what for?”
  573. >”they want to see the improvement themselves”
  574. “what, like run on a track?”
  575. >”no they want to see the peagsus fly and the unicorn do magic, as well as talk to the earth ponys”
  576. “but, but they cant, we’re not done! And talk about what?!”
  577. >”I’m sorry David, its for the future of you funding
  578. “…..all right, we’ll be there tomorrow”
  579. >the next day you borrow Cal and Beths old dog carrier to take them to the committee
  580. >they seat themselves and ask to see the ponies
  581. >they ponys stubble out and begin babbling more than the trip here
  582. >they see the committee and begin to say “hewwo!” and “new fwiends?”
  583. >”ponies” says an older man with the nameplate Chairman Fredrics “we are the people who give your “daddy” money, we would like to see what he’s been teaching you”
  584. >”daddy hewp me grow nummies!” herd pipes happily
  585. >”daddy show me how to buiwd house!” pumpkin adds
  586. >”daddy teach us how to fwy!” the Pegasus’s pipe flapping their wings
  587. >”sabwina wearn magic!”
  588. >”daddy teach me how to be good weader!” boasts Leo
  589. >this flying and magic, can we see it?” asks the chairman
  590. >before you can says anything, the two take off flapping their wings and blowing raspberries and Sabrina just staring and cringing as if her brain was about to pop
  591. >the board looks on unimpressed at the foolish display as you tell them to stop and that they did good
  592. >”mr smith, I hope this isn’t where our funding has gone, hopefully you have something more fruitful
  593. “well, no sir, it’s only been three months that’s not a very big time gap in evolutionary  terms”
  594. >”a gorilla learned sign language in that time, or did you plan to take as long as we did as humans?”
  595. “sir i..”
  596. >”mr smith, I see these creatures no more intelligent than ones in my back alley, I see no further reason to fund a remedial circus any…”
  597. “DON’T INSULT THEM” you snap, shocking the committee “THESE ARE MY KIDS, AND LIVING BEINGS, NOT SOME STATE FAIR SHOWCASE FOR YOU TO JUDGE!”
  598. >”MR SMITH, NEED I REMIND YOU WE CONTROL YOUR FUNDING”
  599. >”no moe woud noises pwease!” comes a helpless cry from the table
  600. >you look down to see the fluffys cowering and hugging on the table
  601. >leo looks at you ”no moe yewwing daddy, pwease”
  602. >the chairman clears his throat “It’s obvious you’ve become to emotionally attached to your expirement, we hereby cease funding to your project effective immediately”
  603.  
  604.  
  605. >after the meeting you pack the fluffys back into the carrier telling them its all right
  606. >as you walk away you hear some one behind you go “mr smith”
  607. >you turn around to see two members of the walking towards you, elderly man and woman
  608. > the woman extends her hand for a handshake “Prof. Vickie Mcvey, and Dr. Ronald Nolan, we are terribly sorry  about the hearing but the chairman has his say.”
  609. “thank you for the concern”
  610. >”I wont trouble you long but we just came to say that not all of us were against your findings, some of us actually support helping the fluffys”
  611. >she extends her hand again and you shake it again only you feel something in her palm
  612. >watching a lot of spy movies you slide it out into your palm then to your pocket acting normal
  613. >she smiles “also you will receive one final funding before termination, good day mr smith, and good luck”
  614.  
  615.  
  616. >you don’t dare read the note until you’re in your car
  617. >you exit the building and walk down the steps when you hear “hey smith”
  618. >you turn around and see a group of 5 men in suits walk down towards you
  619. >”pleasure to meet ya david, the names Rick” extending his hand for a handshake
  620. >he’s wearing jet black shades with slicked back black hair
  621. “nice to meet you” you say shaking his hand
  622. >”well ya wont think so in a minute cockbag”
  623. “umm…excuse me?”
  624. >he looks in the kennel “these the furballs?
  625. “Ummm these are fluffy ponies yes”
  626. >”cool, we’re here to take em”
  627. “what, no!” you protest putting the cage behind you
  628. >”you aint got a choice or we’ll kill ya”
  629. “wh…why?”
  630. >”some people don’t like what you’re doing, some are pretty powerful”
  631. “why? Theyre just fluffy ponies!”
  632. >”it’s best you don’t know their names”
  633. “well sorry Rick but theyll just have to be disappointed”
  634. >the smile fades from ricks mouth and an angry frown takes its place
  635. >one of the men from the back begins to step forward but ricks stops him, the man is covered in tattoos of crosses and what appear to be bible verses
  636. >Rick stares at you then says in a grim voice “you’re lucky our boss is merciful, or I’d have killed you”
  637. “I thought you said you were going to anyway”
  638. >”he said you could keep them, but not help them, if you study them one more time, you’re dead” Rick walks close to you almost face to face, stares, then walks off, his goons in trail behind him
  639. “what the fuck just happened?”
  640.  
  641.  
  642. >you sit in your car just trying to comprehend the situation
  643. >after a while you remember the note and pull it out to read it
  644. >”David, this has gained more attention than you know. A crime lord in town has a business harvesting fluffy poo for crops, because there is no law against it, its registered as legitimate but the conditions are grueling. If laws came into effect let alone register these creatures as “intelligent” he would get locked away for a long time. I cant tell if Fredrics is being paid or threatened but he is involved. Use this last fund but don’t make anything public. Good luck Frederic, we’re praying  for you.”
  645. >you slump back in your seat
  646. “what the fuck did I get into?”
  647. >the drive home you spend thinking, how they probably know where you live, will probably be watching you, Christ this is bad
  648. >you take the fluffys home, let them out of their cage where they scuddle to their box to make poopies as you slump in the kitchen chair loosening you tie
  649. >how did it come to this? Their just fluffy ponies and you had your life threatened because of them
  650. >your career is over, your life is over, shit
  651. >theirs a tug on your leg and you see coco looking up at you
  652. >”tummy huwt, want nummies”
  653. >you realize they haven’t eaten since this morning
  654. >you go for kibble but coco pipes up again “you said we’d get sketties tonight!”
  655. >you forgot that too
  656. >after skettie is distributed you slump in the chair again with a beer, youre not hungry, just fearful for your life
  657. >another knock on the door, probably Cal just wondering about the case
  658. >you walk to the door and open it
  659. “it sucked and got my funding cut, just kill me now”
  660. >”it’s nice to see you to David” says a familiar female voice
  661. >in disbelief you look up and your suspicions are proved right
  662. “Ashley?”
  663. >she smiles ”hey babycakes, it’s been awhile”
  664.  
  665.  
  666. “Ashley, i….how are you? Come in come in!”
  667. >She walks in and sees the same old familiar house
  668. >”same old love shack” she says looking around
  669. “y..yeah, yeah I guess it is” you say chuckling nervously
  670. >”ive been seeing you on the news. Finally made it big I see, proved me wrong”
  671. “I, well uh..thanks”
  672. >Leo hears a new voice and waddles in and sees Ashley “who new fwiend?” he asks
  673. >the others hear this term and swarm in to see her
  674. >”these must be the ponys I saw on the news!” she kneels down as they come to hug her
  675. >she knows them all by name
  676. >”who awe you, daddys fwiend?”
  677. >”actually I could be your new mommy, if daddys ok with it?”
  678. “wait, what?”
  679. >”dave, I want to start over, I was wrong, please?”
  680. >usually, a person would say no in this situation, but damn you’ve missed her, of course you agree
  681.  
  682.  
  683. >Life seems better, you have your old girl back even if Cal and Beth don’t approve
  684. >your fluffys show great promise as you train them which you were allowed to do but only if just them
  685. >ashley even helps and the fluffys take to calling her mommy
  686. >your life just went from being hell to heaven
  687. >one day you take the weights off of sweetie and coco to test your theory
  688. >you tell them to flap as hard as they can and as fast as they can
  689. >they close their eyes and begin to do so
  690. >after a half minute of nothing your hopes dim but then, they float an inch above the floor, then two, then 6 then a foot, then 2 then your chest
  691. >”Sweetie, Coco, look! You’re flying! YOURE FLYING!
  692. >they open their eyes to sees this and they squeak with joy and wiggle their stubby legs
  693. >this breaks their concentration and they begin to fall, but you  catch them
  694. >you hug them and spin around, so happy for them
  695. >”YOU FWEW YOU FWEW!” come voices behind you,
  696. >the others saw this and are just as happy, you set them down so they can hug their friends
  697. >”you really did it” says Ashley smiling in the doorway
  698. “I didn’t, they did” you say smiling at your fluffys
  699.  
  700. >with confidence brewing you spend the next day with Sabrina
  701. >you set the block on the table, mark around it and tell her to do her best
  702. >she stares long and hard
  703. “you can do it Sabrina, make it move, use your horn”
  704. >she closes her eyes obviously straining herself, tears begin to form in her eyes, fear probably, of failing for the millionth time
  705. >”you can do it sabwina” says voice from the hallway
  706. >coco and sweetie fly over to her “you good at magic, you can do it!”
  707. >now you can see an obvious glow from her horn and a white sparkling veil appear around the block
  708. “youre doing it! Youre doing it!” the block begins to levitate then move towards you
  709. >Sabrina opens her eyes to see this says yay!
  710. >she then acts strained again then collapses on the table and releases her bowels, too much strain, but you don’t care, your little girl has just done magic
  711.  
  712.  
  713. >months pass as the fluffys progress greatly in their talents
  714. >herb can grow and water his garden all on his own
  715. >pumpkin can build a lodge that doesn’t collapse even when you kick it
  716. >the Pegasus spend most of their time flying and Sabrina uses her magic 90% of the time
  717. >leo has grown the most, he can run almost as fast as you, he can carry two bricks on his back and when he kicks the apple tree, he actually managed to knock one down
  718. >whenever a pony gets stubborn with you, leo backs you up and makes them obey
  719. >you couldn’t be prouder of them
  720. >but one day, sweetie doesn’t fly, just walks slowly and as if in pain
  721. “sweetie whats wrong?”
  722. >”tummy huwt, fwying huwt”
  723. “why? Did you eat too much?”
  724. >”no, hurt since funny hugs”
  725. “funny hugs?”
  726. >“coco and I pwaying tag, he tackle me but then give funny hug, huwt pee pee, cwy but no stop”
  727. >oh boy, you think you know what happened and explain the situation to Ashley
  728. >”sounds like pregnancy all right” she says “what do you plan to do?”  
  729. “I…I don’t know” putting your hand on your forehead “I honestly didn t plan for this”
  730. >”well mr scientist, its your expirement and a new variable popped up, adjust the equation to work” she says with a smile
  731. >you smile back
  732. “then I guess we better get ready for a baby”
  733.  
  734. >2 weeks have passed and sweetie has bloated to the point where her legs no longer touch the floor
  735. >her wings can still support her but she can only hover an inch above ground for a short time
  736. > the other fluffies just roll her around to food and water
  737. >she still seems happy regardless
  738. >the day comes where you her sweetie screamy and you and Ashley run to the fluffy bed to see her kicking her useless stubby legs
  739. “whats wrong? Is it the baby?”
  740. >”have to poopies, but cant!”
  741. >it’s the baby
  742. >growing up on a ranch you know what to do, you’ve delivered baby animals before
  743. >after 20 minutes of crying and blood you finally have a small healthy purple Pegasus foal in your hands
  744. >you set it down for sweetie to see
  745. >she smiles and says “babeh” as she hugs it
  746. >it crawls to begin nursing and you lead everyone away
  747. >you pile some blankets for the fluffys to sleep on for the night
  748. >the next day beth and cal come over to see the new baby
  749. >Its already hobbling around, saying mommy
  750. >”Whats his name?” Beth asked
  751. >”he named afta daddy, babeh name david”
  752. “me?” you ask “why me?”
  753. >”sweetie wuv daddy, sweetie wuv babeh, babeh named David”
  754. >Ashley wraps her arm around your waist “I think it’s a great name sweetie”
  755. >the other fluffys gather around the baby asking, new fwiend?
  756. >”new fwiend!” it bleats
  757.  
  758.  
  759. >After awhile its late summer and soon you will have been with the ponys for 7 months
  760. >youre all one big family but Ashley has become more distant, rejecting time alone and going on walks
  761. >says she needs to clear her head, that the may be allergic to the fluffys
  762. >she has been sneezing and itching but doesn’t explain lack of the affection that was so abundant before
  763. > one night she comes home late from a walk
  764. “You ok? Where have you been?”
  765. >”im fine alright? Just…im fine”
  766. “you can tell me”
  767. >”I know but theres nothing to tell”
  768. “you can tell me ash, if it’s the fluffys we can get you meds”
  769. >”its not that, its nothing now leave me alone!” she says with tears welling up in her eyes
  770. “ ash…..”
  771. >”I’m sorry, its just..
  772. >coco is flying around and goes to hug Ashley but instead jump smacks into her shoulder landing on his back causing him to crap on her shoes
  773. >”YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT, THIS IS YOU FAULT!” she kicks coco and you lunge forward and grab her by the arm
  774. “DON’T YOU DARE HURT THEM!”
  775. >”WHY NOT, ITS THEIR FAULT, AND ITS YOUR FAULT! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!”
  776. >she storms out the door and takes off in her car
  777. >you don’t feel sad that’s she gone, or at what she said, you just feel angry that she hurt your kids
  778. >you rush to coco who is crying profusely
  779. >you pick him up and hug him, telling him huggies make it better
  780. >”wh…why mommy..h.huwt me?”
  781. “its ok, she’s gone, I’m here”
  782. >the other fluffys come in to see whats the matter and why coco is crying
  783. “its nothing guys, just an accident, coco’s feeling better”
  784. >you sit there holding coco as he sobs and the other fluffys join you in a big hug
  785. >during this you realize that youre glad she’s gone, and youre with them
  786.  
  787. >you stay up that night looking out the window, recalling the previous incident
  788. >why was it ‘their fault?”
  789. >what drove ash over the edge?
  790. >You ponder and ponder but have no idea
  791. >then a car pulls up
  792. “ash?”
  793. >5 figures emerge, the streetlight shows they are familiar faces
  794. >Rick and company, with guns
  795. >panic floods into you, only one reason theyd show up at your house
  796. >you lock the front door screaming for the fluffys to wake up
  797. >they wake up groggily then in a panic as you fetch your .45 from the drawer
  798. “down stairs, now!” you yell removing the pen
  799. >they all waddle downstairs as you hear banging at the front door as you lock the door behind you you hear a shotgun blast and wood splintering
  800. >You tell the fluffys to get in a corner behind the washer as you tip over the fridge turn off the lights and duck behind the fridge
  801. >another blast as you see light pour down the stair and the door knob hit the floor and roll away
  802. “ill give you one chance to walk away alive”
  803. >”you’re funny kid” rick yells down” but that wont save you
  804. >they shoot down the stairs as bullets ricochet around the room, you just hope the fluffys are safe
  805. >”now we’ll give you the same offer, your life or theirs”
  806. >you don’t answer, but im the silence you hear wimpering, no crying or talking so you hope theyre still alive
  807. >”musta go him with a stray, I see the switch go flick it”
  808. >you see a tall man walking down the stairs, as he reaches the bottom he reaches for the switch
  809. >not today
  810. >you fire a round and see blood splatter from below his throat as he squirms and brabs the wound, gasping and writhing
  811.  
  812.  
  813. >”HOLY FUCK!” Rick yells “give him another volley, Don go for the switch
  814. >they proceed with the plan but as soon as Don flicks the switch you lean out the side and fire twice more, one in his heart, the other above in the should. Don falls on top of his friend
  815. >by exposing yourself the tattooed guy sees you and fires
  816. >you barely duck back in time but scream through your teeth feeling a burn on you knuckle where you see a graze mark
  817. >this must have fooled them as you hear one run down the stairs, you pop up to fire
  818. >stupid mistake
  819. >you feel a sharp pain in your stomach, then a gun shot, then a warm feeling
  820. >you know what just happened you fall back in agony and try to crawl backwards but you’ve dropped your gun
  821. >The three now casually walk up to you Rick in front, the goons on either side
  822. >”cant say I didn’t warn ya kid” rick says standing over you “your lady friend was supposed to stop you but she didn’t, cant say id blame her because if you went public we’d have to kill her fiancé
  823. “ashley?” you ask coughing
  824. >”yeah youre pretty ex,  we kidnapped her fiancé and told her we’d kill him unless she kept an eye on you. Every other night she’d come out and give us a report then walk back home saying she was on a walk”
  825. “did you…did..?” your interrupted by coughs
  826. >”nah we wanted to but the boss stays good on his deals, which reminds me’ he says cocking his pistol and aiming at your head
  827. >”HEY!” you hear a defiant voice, there stands Leo with puffed cheeks “weave daddy awone munstas!”
  828. >”well aint that fucking cute, boys, deal with them as I deal with this”
  829. >the tattoo man pulls out his gun and aims it at the fluffys
  830.  
  831. >”NO MOE WOUD NOISES!!!” Sabrina shrieks as her horn lights up
  832. >a white veil from around the gun “what the?” ask the tattoo man as his gun mmoves 180 behind him
  833. >he struggles to pull the trigger but when he does he fires a round into his friends head
  834. >”jesus fuck!” rick yells
  835. >nows your chance
  836. >you kick ricks legs out from underneath him as he falls on top of you
  837. >does not feel good on your wound
  838. >you and him begin to struggle as the fluffy take action themselves
  839. >the tattoo man drops his gun out of shock and the fluffys strike to save daddy
  840. >sweetie and coco fly into the back of his knees, being a slender man they buckle at this force and he falls backwards
  841. >he hits the ground and reaches for a gun
  842. >pumpkin and herb bite his hand and thanks to your vitamins and fluffy food, their teeth have strengthened considerably
  843. >he screams in pain as he grabs his hand, blood drawn on visible bite marks
  844. >”HEY!” hears to his left as he turns his head to see leo with back towards him “weave daddy and fwiends awone!” as he bucks the man’s neck
  845. >even while wrestling you hear his neck snap
  846.  
  847. >Rick punches you hard enough to knock you off and grabs a gun and stands up “ I’VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH!!!” he screams
  848. >”IVE LOST MY WHOLE CREW TO A BUNCH OF FUCKING FLUFFYS! YOU LITTLE SHITS DIE FIRST, RIGHT IN FRONT OF DADDY!”
  849. >He looks down the sights at leo who blows raspberry’s defiantly  
  850. >rick glares and pulls the trigger
  851. >*click*
  852. >*click**click* *click*
  853. “hey rick”
  854. >he turns around to see you holding a magazine which you load into another gun
  855. >he’s in disbelief, shock, stunned, you aim between his eyes
  856. “Don’t fuck with my babies”
  857. >a red circle form on his forehead as a crimson explosion goes off from the back of his head
  858. >his lifeless body drops
  859. >its been a long day
  860.  
  861.  
  862. >”daddy!” come cries of concern as the fluffys come to hug you “daddy, munstas gone!”
  863. “yes they a…” more coughing, blood this time
  864. >”daddy make owchie water, hugs make betta!”
  865. “yes thank you, now come, I have something to show you”
  866. >you struggle to stand up as you hobble across the floor and up the stairs
  867. >once at the top, the purple Pegasus turns around and blows raspberries back down at the corpses
  868. >you walk outside back to where the hole in the fence used to be and kick it back open
  869. >you slump down against the fence
  870. “babies…” its hard to talk now “daddys, daddys not feeling so good………..and hugs wont help”
  871. >”daddy huggies always help”
  872. “not this time”
  873. >”holy shit Dave?!”
  874. >youre losing vision but you can make out a face, Cal, he’s got his gun
  875. >”dave are you alright, we saw those men then heard gun sh- ARE YOU BLEEDING?! YOU’VE BEEN SHOT!”
  876. “Cal….come here”
  877. >he obliges and kneels next to you
  878. >you turn back to the fluffys
  879. “daddys safe now, go, go back to your friends, te *fit of coughing* teach them what daddy taught you”
  880. >’tears form in their eyes “no weave daddy, wuv daddy” as they hug you
  881. “and daddy loves you, but please, go, daddy will be watching, daddy will always love you”
  882. >after a long hug they begin to file out the hole
  883. >the last to remain is a blue earth pony who stops hugging, walks to the hole and looks back to you
  884. >”weo will always wuv daddy, hopes to be bestest smawty fwiend, like daddy was” as he disappears through the hole
  885. >you look at Cal tears now in your eyes
  886. “look after them, make sure they are protected”
  887. >Cal now has tears “you did it buddy, you made your mark in history”
  888. >you shake your head
  889. “I didn’t do it for that, I did it for my kids, I love them, I always will…”
  890. >your eyes close and your head slumps
  891. >Cal is the last one in the back yard
  892.  
  893.  
  894. >30 years have passed since that day and now you and your wife are walking up the hill of a cemetery a package in your hand
  895. >you reach your destination and unwrap the package
  896. >it’s a frame contain a document, the document reads: certification of intelligent sapience in lesser species. The world hereby finds fluffy pony’s as intelligent life, discovered by David Smith Ph.d
  897. >in the frame a news article
  898. >the article is 29 years old
  899. >title: first fluffy pony civilization? A story by Ada Long
  900. >the article dictates that a town has formed, somewhat of a sticklodge village for fluffy ponys led by a single blue earth pony
  901. >in the camp Pegasus could be seen flying, unicorns using magic and crops being grown
  902. >the reporter said she had previously met the blue earth pony which gained her access to him for an interview
  903. >the pony goes on to say this village is thriving and will no longer bother humans if they don’t do the same
  904. >they also plan to spread out and do the same elsewhere across the world
  905. >when the reporter asked how they accomplished this all the pony said was; “my daddy hewped us, and we wuv daddy foweva”
  906. “you did it buddy” you say a tear forming in your eye as your wife Beth clasps your arm “you did it