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fluffy roots

By: jackbequeer on May 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 202  |  expires: Never
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  1. >watering your lawn
  2. >fluffy stray walks up to you
  3. >"hi fwen, be new daddy?"
  4. >well.....ok
  5. "sure, i'll be your new daddy little guy. i'll call you....Toby"
  6. >"no, fwuffies name is kunta kentei" its replies smiling
  7. >"well i'm gonna call you toby"
  8. >"noooo, fwuffies name is kunta kentei"
  9. >your smile disappears
  10. "your name is toby"
  11. >the fluffy stamps its hoof "NO! Fwuffies name is kunta kentei"
  12. >you march off to your garage and grab and some rope
  13. >you tie it around the fluffy's front legs and hang him from a low lying branch of your tree
  14. "YOUR NAME IS TOBY"
  15. >"KUNTA KENTEI"
  16. >you whip the hose across the fluffy's back, causing it to shriek in agony
  17. "YOUR NAME IS TOBY"
  18. >KUNTA....KENTEI!!!"
  19. >*crack*
  20. YOUR NAME IS TOBY
  21. >*pant* *pant*kunta *pant*.....kunta kentei
  22. YOUR NAME IS TOBY
  23. >kunta kentei!
  24. TOBY
  25. >"uh...hey bill"
  26. >you look to your left and see your neighbor josh looking over the fence at you
  27. >"uhhh we still on for the game on saturday?
  28. "ummm yeah, sure"
  29. >"ok...cool.....see you then"
  30. TOBY! *crack*
  31. >KUNTA KENTEI!
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