Title:           fluffy roots
Author:          jackbequeer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yTF4iFwP
First Edit:      Wednesday 30th of May 2012 09:20:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 30th of May 2012 09:20:25 PM CDT

>watering your lawn
>fluffy stray walks up to you
>"hi fwen, be new daddy?"
>well.....ok
"sure, i'll be your new daddy little guy. i'll call you....Toby"
>"no, fwuffies name is kunta kentei" its replies smiling
>"well i'm gonna call you toby"
>"noooo, fwuffies name is kunta kentei"
>your smile disappears
"your name is toby"
>the fluffy stamps its hoof "NO! Fwuffies name is kunta kentei"
>you march off to your garage and grab and some rope
>you tie it around the fluffy's front legs and hang him from a low lying branch of your tree
"YOUR NAME IS TOBY"
>"KUNTA KENTEI"
>you whip the hose across the fluffy's back, causing it to shriek in agony
"YOUR NAME IS TOBY"
>KUNTA....KENTEI!!!"
>*crack*
YOUR NAME IS TOBY
>*pant* *pant*kunta *pant*.....kunta kentei
YOUR NAME IS TOBY
>kunta kentei!
TOBY
>"uh...hey bill"
>you look to your left and see your neighbor josh looking over the fence at you
>"uhhh we still on for the game on saturday?
"ummm yeah, sure"
>"ok...cool.....see you then"
TOBY! *crack*
>KUNTA KENTEI!