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bad room

By: jackbequeer on Apr 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.17 KB  |  hits: 235  |  expires: Never
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  1. >own a fluffy pony
  2. >feeding time comes around and you place out the kibble
  3. >fluffy pony sees this and pouts
  4. >"wan sketties!"
  5. no sketties tonight
  6. >"wan sketties!" she says stomping a hoof and puffing her cheeks
  7. eat your kibble like a good girl
  8. >"no, wan sketties dumb daddy!"
  9. thats it, into the bad room!
  10. >you scoop her up and take her to the bad room with her wailing the whole way
  11. >you place her on a table and you glare at her reaching into the cupboard
  12. >she sits staring glassy eyed and shivering as you pull out a long white feather
  13. >you flip her over and grab her back hoof with her shrieking in protest as you begin to tickle her hoof
  14. >"no no!" she cries through giggles as she wiggles around trying to free herself
  15. >you continue this hellish onslaught of nerve rape then proceed to tickle her sides with your fingers causing her to laugh harder
  16. >after a while you begin to blow raspberries on her tummy causing the wiggling and laughter to increase
  17. >this goes on for a while until you stop and let her catch her breath
  18. now, what are you going to do?
  19. >"eat yucky kibbwes wike a good giwl"
  20. >you smile and kiss her forehead as you set her down ans watch her trot to the kitchen
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