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A lesson for anon

By: jackbequeer on Apr 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 11.79 KB  |  hits: 300  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be fluffy earth pony named anon
  2. >live with daddy and mommy and two other ponies: a yellow girl unicorn and a white boy pegasus
  3. >unicorns name is ashley, pegasus is leon
  4. >one happy family
  5. >one day you wake up with you brother and sister and give your morning hugs and wait for breakfast
  6. >mommy and daddy come in with kibbles (yuck) but you eat anyway because your very hungry
  7. >afterwards you play tag with your siblings
  8. >you are now it after being tagged by leon and you begin to chase ashley
  9. >you jump and tackle her rolling around and laughing
  10. >suddenly your pee pee tingles and you feel funny
  11. >she must too because she has a weird look on her face
  12. >it feels good to rub your pee pees together
  13. >you slip your pee pee inside hers
  14. >she screams as if in pain
  15. >you cant stop you just keep going
  16. >she's crying and shitting begging you to stop but you keep going faster and faster
  17. >all of a sudden the tingling goes away and you feel normal again, but relaxed and happy
  18. >ashley runs to the corner screaming and crying and leaving a trail of shit following her
  19. >leon comes over asking why you made sister cry
  20. >you dont know why she's crying it felt great
  21. >mommy and daddy hear the crying and come in to see whats the matter
  22. >ashley screams that you hurt her peepee with your peepee
  23. >mommy and daddy get a slightly shocked look on their face
  24. >"anon and leon you need to go into the other safe room for a while ok?"
  25. >but why? you ask "are we in twouble?"
  26. >no but you need to comes with us
  27. >not believing them you begin to cry as does leon
  28. >they pick you up and take you to the other safe room
  29. >you stop crying in time to hear them talking outside
  30. >"do you think she's pregnant now?"
  31. >"lets hope not 3 is a hassle enough, not to mention we have a baby of our own on the way"
  32. >you wonder, what is pregnant? and a baby? a baby fwuffy or... a baby hoomun like mommy and daddy?
  33. >you then remember that in the place before home, momma fluffs were huge then got small after babies, and mommy was huge right now!
  34. >you get leon to stop crying to tell him mommy was gonna have a baby!
  35. >you and leon jump around thinking of your future baby brother and the good times you'll have
  36. >you have to tell ashley!
  37. >you get sad again remembering you got separated because you were bad (in my stories theyre not totally retarded, deal with it)
  38. >but you become happy again knowing you have a new friend on the way
  39. >the next morning you wake up from your long nap snuzzled with your brother
  40. >a few minutes later your mommy comes in with sketties!!!
  41. >you and leon are overwhelmed with joy!
  42. >mommy apopligizes for being mean yesterday but you cant hear her because youre pigging out
  43. >mommy stays until your both done which isnt long, then she picks up the plate and begins to turn away
  44. >mommy? you ask her
  45. >yes dear? she replies
  46. >when will our new baby brother be here?
  47. >mommy looks shocked
  48. >h..how did you know that?
  49. >you and daddy talk about it yesterday, and you big like mama fwuffs
  50. >well..well yes i mean....yes i am
  51. >daddy comes in
  52. >how are our boys today?
  53. >mommy turns to him "well..anon just asked me when i was due"
  54. >daddys eyes widen "he said that?"
  55. >leon being a rude dumbfuck butts in "wheres ashley?
  56. >they both snap to "ashley needs to be alone for a while ok boys?
  57. >but..
  58. >im sorry boys she has to
  59. >they both leave, you and leon are sad again
  60. >a very long time passes and you wake up one morning to hear mommy and daddy outside
  61. >'well it wont matter now, its not like they can do anything more
  62. >youre right, we'll have to deal with it
  63. >they come in with smiles
  64. >boys should we go see ashley?
  65. >you both jump with joy excited to see your sister (ps theyre not biological, just adopted together, and even if the babies were incest its not like theyd be dumber than usual)
  66. >they bring you to the saferoom and you look around excitedly for ashley
  67. >you see her, but she's different
  68. >she's all fat and fluffier than before
  69. >bwuddas! she exclaims
  70. >she's so fat her legs dont touch the floor anymore but they wiggle as if trying to run to you
  71. >ashwey why are you so big? leon asked
  72. >mommy and daddy say im gonna have baby fwuffies! she exclaims legs wiggling in excitement
  73. >you are shocked yet happy at the same time, even more brothers and sisters to play with!
  74. >the two of you jump around your sister as she wiggles her stubby marshmallow legs in glee
  75. >suddenly you hear a loud yell from you mother, causing the three of you to void your bowels in fear
  76. >honey? dads asking putting his hands on her
  77. >she's is bent over grabbing her stomach
  78. >i...i think it's time
  79. >daddys eyes widen as he runs to the front of the house returning with a coat he puts on mommys shoulders
  80. >whats going on? is mommy hurt?
  81. >mommy and i need to go for now, behave and stay safe!
  82. >you hear the door close and you are still confused but remember the news of your sister
  83. >lets play! you say remembering the time gone from her
  84. >yay! youre siblings exclaim
  85. >ashley who still cant move wiggles her legs without result but you still play regardless
  86. >you play for a long time but then get sleepy so you and leon curl up next to your sister and begin to sleep
  87. >you wake up in shock to your sister screaming again
  88. >knowing youre not the cause this time you ask whats wrong
  89. >poopies! have to poopies! but cant! poopies hurt!
  90. >well then make poopies!
  91. >i cant! she screams and wiggles some more
  92. >still screaming you and leon get scared and begin to cry and run around leaving trails oh shit and piss around the room
  93. >sometimes later your sister makes a huge poopy
  94. >your brother and you go over to it
  95. >its all fluffy and sticky
  96. >is that the baby? you ask
  97. >leon pokes it, no response from poopy
  98. >no says leon, if it was baby, itd play
  99. >you turn to your sister "you better now ashwey?"
  100. > no repsonse
  101. >ashwey?
  102. >nothing
  103. >she must be sweeping says leon, that was a pretty big poopy! he says laughing
  104. >you agree and remember that you yourself were sleeping and all the running,screaming and shitting has worn you out
  105. >you and your brother curl up to your sister
  106. >you wake up to the sound of a door closing
  107. >daddy walks in, looking upset
  108. >daddy! you both shout
  109. >daddy, daddy! ashley just took a big fwuffy poop! he says laughing
  110. >a what? daddy says walking over to ashley and looking behind her
  111. >oh no" he says as he kneels down and picks up the fluffy pile
  112. >"no" he repeats
  113. >he now notices ashley laying all fours spread out on the floor
  114. >Ashley? he asks sounding nervous
  115. >he picks her up but she doesnt wake up
  116. >NO! daddy screams
  117. >NO NO NO NO NOT YOU TOO!!! TWO STILLBORNS? BOTH OF THEM DIED TOO?!
  118. >daddys screaming has scared you into shitting and leon crying
  119. >daddy falls to his knees and starts crying
  120. >you notice mommy not there
  121. >d..daddy? you ask timidly
  122. >w..wheres mommy?
  123. >his head still hanging for a few seconds he finally replies "she wont be coming home"
  124. >youre confused
  125. >"and im afraid youre sister isnt going to wake up
  126. >the next couple of days are spent with you and your brother asking about your sister and mommy
  127. >"and where are the baby fwuffies?" you continuosly ask
  128. >daddy hasnt been sleeping well and he is growing fur around his mouth, he always looks tired and sad
  129. >"boys im sorry but they won't be coming back, now daddy has a lot of work to do so please just go play"
  130. > you do as he says but the thought continues to bug you
  131. >the next day an old man and woman show up, she looks like mommy
  132. >daddy and her hug for a long time with both crying
  133. >you and your brother walk over to see whats wrong
  134. >you hug the ladys leg and leon hugs daddys
  135. >the woman looks down at you in surprise
  136. >"hugs make you betta?" you ask
  137. >she smiles and sniffs as she picks you up, but youre not scared, because she looks like mommy
  138. >you must be anon she asks hugging you
  139. >the man looks down at your brother and says "this must be leon" he reaches down and picks leon up
  140. >leon makes nervous sounds but daddy says that he is mommys daddy and a new friend
  141. >you and your brother like your new friends
  142. > they set you both down and look at your dad
  143. >'well should we finish up the preparations? the lady asks
  144. > daddy nods and says "the funeral is mostly set up, just the will and reception remain, boys go play please"
  145. >you and your brother trot off, but a new word is in your mind
  146. >funeral, what is that?
  147. >maybe mommy and ashley will be there! maybe its a surprise party!
  148. >you and leon go into the safe room and commence playing
  149. >one morning you wake up extra earlier than usual with daddy giving you yummy spaghetti
  150. >the mommy lady picks us up and takes up to this thing called a "sink"
  151. >she doesnt put you in but gets a blue blanket and gets it wet and begins to stroke you with it calling it a "bath"
  152. >you dont like it, neither does leon
  153. >the she took out two little black suits like daddy wears and puts them on us
  154. > they feel weird but she says we look handsome
  155. >me and leon hug her and she hugs back
  156. > you then get put in the box you came home in on the first day
  157. >me and leon get scared, wondering if we're being taken back
  158. >daddy says no we're just going to say good bye to mommy
  159. >mommy?!
  160. >you and leon are extra super happy! mommy at last!
  161. >maybe ashley will be there!
  162. >you jump around in the box with your brother until you the moving giant stops
  163. >daddy gets out and picks up your box and takes you inside a building
  164. >theres lots of other people and sad music playing
  165. >you and your brother are scared
  166. >a long time passes and you still havent seen mommy or ashley
  167. >then daddy comes and grabs you both and takes you to a larger wooden box, like your toybox back home
  168. >he puts you on top and you look in and see mommy!
  169. >she looks like she's sleeping, you better wake her up, its the middle of the day!
  170. >mommy! you cry as you and leon leap in
  171. >your daddy catches you both and says "no boys, let her sleep"
  172. >"but, we havent seen mommy in foreva" says leon
  173. >"no leon just....just tell mommy goodbye"
  174. >you and your brother are confused, but comply
  175. >"goodbye mommy" you both say
  176. >daddy puts you back in your box and gives you to mommy lady who takes you to the moving giant
  177. >after driving for a little bit longer the moving giant stops again
  178. >everyone gets out, your daddy carrying one in each hand
  179. >he sits down in a chair and puts you in his lap and leon in mommy ladys
  180. >a man at the front begins reading from a book talking about mommy
  181. >its a very boring book
  182. >you found mommy but where's ashley?
  183. >you look around and whisper to leon if he's seen her
  184. >he hasnt either
  185. >your attention is drawn to mommy lady silently sobbing and so is daddy and other daddy friend
  186. >leon hugs mommy lady and you hug daddy
  187. >he hugs back, tears rolling down his face
  188. >you wish he'd stop crying
  189. >when the man in front is done talking daddy stand up and walks to mommys box
  190. >the man in front hands him a small box
  191. >daddy put the box in mommys box and closes the lid
  192. >afterwards he turns to the the big rock next to her box and reads it "here lies vanessa fredirch and daughter ashley, my two beuatiful girls"
  193. >Ashley?!
  194. >the box goes in the ground and people stand up to talk to daddy
  195. > you and leon are put back in box
  196. >you want to get out to wake up your mommy and sister but neither of you can jumo high enough
  197. >after awhile its just daddy, mommy lady and other daddy
  198. >he puts you down and you waddle over to the rock where mommys box was but its gone
  199. > "daddy, wheres mommy and ashwey, they was wight here!"
  200. >daddy is silent for awhile, then speaks softly
  201. >boys....theyre gone....they wont come back
  202. >"but why?" you ask tearing up, leon softly sobbing
  203. >theyre dead boys....they're....with god now
  204. >harrold? asked mommy lady "did you just say?"
  205. >yes helen i did, i may not believe but vanessa did. i say that in her memory and i mean it
  206. >daddy... you say walking up to his leg
  207. >yes anon?
  208. >you give his leg the biggest hug youve ever given
  209. >"i wuv you
  210. >tears show up in his eyes as he picks up you and your brother
  211. >and i love both of you. so much