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ULTIMATE MAIDS THREAD CLASH!!!!!

By: infant_annihilator on Jul 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.82 KB  |  hits: 121  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Oh my, what a beautiful house... Can't wait to tear it down
  2. >I walked away from all those faggots and their hideous fetishests. For fuck sake one of them can't look straight!
  3. >If i'm gonna survive with these faggots, I'm gonna have to pretend to be their friend
  4. >Inthe meantime, Time to try to get inside twilight's tight little pink panties
  5. >boy have I got plans for that one
  6. >I head up the wooden stairs, bringing along with me my beautiful little angel. As soon as I'm near the room, I hear the door open
  7. >I head back to see who just walked in
  8. >Are those... Strippers? WHAT THE FUCK?
  9. >meh, fuck it. Let the other fagets take care of it
  10. >actually... Wait... Is that what i think it is
  11. >A nigger? HOLY SHIT IT IS!
  12. >a real life nigger!
  13. >who the fuck cares.
  14. >time to get into twilight's heart
  15. "Come on twilight, I heard you like books, so I got something from the library"
  16. >her face lights up like a 7 year old hearing about a new call of duty game
  17. "thank you master! You have no idea how much this means to me!"
  18. >You have no idea how much YOU mean to me....
  19. >I went into my room with twilight sparkle, and I was quite curious to see what the fuck was inside there. I mean sure it was just temporary but I swear to god if it"s fucking messy I'll fucking murder the owner of this house. I don't give a shit if I get arrested
  20. >Uh... ok... holy fuck this place is beautiful. It's like someone took an image of twilight sparkle and made a room after her.
  21. >fuck that sounds weird.
  22. >I place down my bags and start unpacking
  23. >i place my laptop on the desk
  24. >I'll tell the other maids to bring up my other bags later
  25. >i pull out a book I'm planning to read with twilight
  26. "What are we reading master?"
  27. "The Kama Sutra"
  28. "I... I never heard of that book."
  29. "Really? I can't believe you haven't."
  30. >Time to force her into this
  31. "It's a 711 book about sex."
  32. "I'm sorry, what?"
  33. >time to make my move
  34. "I think it's time I cut to the chase. I like you Twilight. I like you a lot."
  35. "Anon I-"
  36. >fuck this shit I'll just kill my anticipation for her
  37. >if she doesn't like me, I've got plenty of girls home to fuch her
  38. >I lean in and shove my tongue into her mouth
  39. >she's a little shocked by my sudden action, but soon she starts fighting back with her tongue
  40. >In seconds she's moaning softly
  41. >I grab her body and fall back onto the bed, pulling her on top of me
  42. >All of a sudden I hear a loud bang come from downstairs
  43. >I stop the sloppy make out session and jump up, wondering what the fuck made that noise
  44. >eh who gives a shit, that's not my problem
  45. >I pin twilight down onto the bed, and start to slowly remove her maid outfit
  46. >god damn her body is beautiful
  47. she's left on the bed, only her purple bra, panties, stockings and gloves left on
  48. >she blushes from my stare
  49. >goddamn she's just the most adorable girl I've ever laid my eyes on. better hold onto this one
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