Title:           ULTIMATE MAIDS THREAD CLASH!!!!!
Author:          infant_annihilator
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1Q2jj4Y7
First Edit:      Wednesday 10th of July 2013 11:58:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 10th of July 2013 11:58:17 PM CDT

>Oh my, what a beautiful house... Can't wait to tear it down
>I walked away from all those faggots and their hideous fetishests. For fuck sake one of them can't look straight!
>If i'm gonna survive with these faggots, I'm gonna have to pretend to be their friend
>Inthe meantime, Time to try to get inside twilight's tight little pink panties
>boy have I got plans for that one
>I head up the wooden stairs, bringing along with me my beautiful little angel. As soon as I'm near the room, I hear the door open
>I head back to see who just walked in
>Are those... Strippers? WHAT THE FUCK?
>meh, fuck it. Let the other fagets take care of it
>actually... Wait... Is that what i think it is
>A nigger? HOLY SHIT IT IS!
>a real life nigger!
>who the fuck cares.
>time to get into twilight's heart
"Come on twilight, I heard you like books, so I got something from the library"
>her face lights up like a 7 year old hearing about a new call of duty game
"thank you master! You have no idea how much this means to me!"
>You have no idea how much YOU mean to me....
>I went into my room with twilight sparkle, and I was quite curious to see what the fuck was inside there. I mean sure it was just temporary but I swear to god if it"s fucking messy I'll fucking murder the owner of this house. I don't give a shit if I get arrested
>Uh... ok... holy fuck this place is beautiful. It's like someone took an image of twilight sparkle and made a room after her.
>fuck that sounds weird.
>I place down my bags and start unpacking
>i place my laptop on the desk
>I'll tell the other maids to bring up my other bags later
>i pull out a book I'm planning to read with twilight
"What are we reading master?"
"The Kama Sutra"
"I... I never heard of that book."
"Really? I can't believe you haven't."
>Time to force her into this
"It's a 711 book about sex."
"I'm sorry, what?"
>time to make my move
"I think it's time I cut to the chase. I like you Twilight. I like you a lot."
"Anon I-"
>fuck this shit I'll just kill my anticipation for her
>if she doesn't like me, I've got plenty of girls home to fuch her
>I lean in and shove my tongue into her mouth
>she's a little shocked by my sudden action, but soon she starts fighting back with her tongue
>In seconds she's moaning softly
>I grab her body and fall back onto the bed, pulling her on top of me
>All of a sudden I hear a loud bang come from downstairs
>I stop the sloppy make out session and jump up, wondering what the fuck made that noise
>eh who gives a shit, that's not my problem
>I pin twilight down onto the bed, and start to slowly remove her maid outfit
>god damn her body is beautiful
she's left on the bed, only her purple bra, panties, stockings and gloves left on
>she blushes from my stare
>goddamn she's just the most adorable girl I've ever laid my eyes on. better hold onto this one