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Brikfus, Lonch, and Dinurr+random shit from AIE 1 and up

By: implyingRope on Jul 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.79 KB  |  hits: 96  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 254 in Equestria
  2. >Wake up
  3. >dat P Diddy feel
  4. >mfw delightful smell coming from kitchen
  5. >moonwalk down the stairs
  6. >Dwayne Johnson cooked up some bacon and eggs for you.
  7. >whatabro
  8. >Knocking at door.
  9. >Open it, resist urge to dinosaur.
  10. >Fuck yeah Fluttershy.
  11. >"Oh hi Anon I was wonderi"
  12. >"IT ARE CAN BE SEXXINGS TIEMS NAO?"
  13. >"W-w-what?", blushing furiously.
  14. >"JUSS MESSIN', NOT A HORSEFUCKER"
  15. >"Oh, o-ok".
  16. >"HEY, YOU WANT SOME BRIKFUS?"
  17. >"That sounds nice anon I could SSSSSSSMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKING!"
  18. >and then they all fucked.
  19.  
  20. >Lunchtime 254 in Equestria
  21. >Rumblin' in my tummy.
  22. >Gotta get my eats on.
  23. >Get your ass to Sugercube Corner
  24. >There will be cake, no lie bro.
  25. >Strut on down Mane Street. Putting Swagbot 9000 to shame with your swagger.
  26. >Fucking lines, lines errywhere.
  27. >Goddamned lunchhour zerg rush.
  28. >You're too cool for school and waiting in line.
  29. >VIRTUOUS MISSION IS A GO
  30. >Solid Snake your way up to nearest pone.
  31. >Chokehold like a boss. Interrogate enemy poni.
  32. >Learn location of Metal Gear Steve and cardboard box.
  33. >Box sneak mode activated.
  34. >Sneak sneak sneaky mo fo. All up behind Sugarcube counter now.
  35. >Cake spotted, locked on target.
  36. >SUDDENLY PINKIE PIE
  37. >!
  38. >Fisson Mailed
  39. >Rape? RAPE?!
  40. >RAAAAAAAAAPE!!!
  41.  
  42. >Evening of day 254 in Equestria
  43. >It are dinners time.
  44. >Be hungry like the wolf.
  45. >Goddamn salads and whatever the fuck hay fries are were not cutting it.
  46. >Got to has meats.
  47. >Real meat, fish is for foggets.
  48. >Needs moar cowflesh.
  49. >Fuckin cows talk here so no.
  50. >Brain: Well you could always try veggie burgers. They have just as much proti
  51. >Fuck you brain. Vegan burger are unamerican commie shit.
  52. >You're not pinko commie scum are you brain?
  53. >New plan, chicken.
  54. >Where are chikns?
  55. >Visit Zecora.
  56. >No idea what the fuck she says.
  57. >Something about stereotypes and Wesley Snipes.
  58. >Blade was awesome though.
  59. >Fuck her and fuck those phat rhymes.
  60. >Wait up. Fluttershy has chican.
  61. >Cruisn' in my six fo', knock on Flutters door.
  62. >Nop0n... Nobody home. Gottdamnits chikans coop locked up tight.
  63. >Damn. Wait try chickaen call.
  64. >Scoot, Scoot, Scootaloooooooooooo
  65. >"He-hello?", you hear from a distance.
  66. >Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
  67.  
  68.  
  69.  
  70. >be morning of day whogivesafuck in Equestria
  71. >sun's asscrack just peeking over horizion
  72. >sleepy Anon is sleepy
  73. >Spike-bro knocking at door
  74. >Open door, get on floor
  75. >do the mash, the monster mash
  76. >get up, punt Spike-bro the fuck out of your house
  77. >10 print "bed"
  78. >20 goto 10
  79. >bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed break
  80. >shhhhh
  81. >only dreams now
  82. >fuck bitches
  83. >acquire bits
  84. >purchase chicken strips
  85. >Uruguay is fucking hard to remember how to spell.
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  90. >>4560219
  91. >be day 416 in Anon in Equestria
  92. >slow time of night
  93. >some random posting are done.
  94. >just a bit of talking related to throed
  95. >impatient anon is impatient
  96. >decides he gonna get stories goin again
  97. >post witha sage in the email field
  98. >should have known it goes in all fields
  99. >has no fucks to give, gotta post fast
  100. >"Sure is stories around here." typed out.
  101. >Submit is clicked.
  102. >Post was successful!
  103. >Gonna get the greentext a flowin'
  104. >got this as a reply
  105. >technically is a story
  106. >just not a good one
  107.  
  108.  
  109. Actually remembered to but another retarded oneshitpost in here.
  110. >>12148321
  111. >Day dat marshmallow pone in Equestria
  112. >Rarity is fitting you for new clothes.
  113. >Taking measurements and jotting down the numbers.
  114. >Not paying attention to the surroundings as she writes with her magic.
  115. >She stumbles over the little stepping stool in front of you and falls backwards.
  116. >Reaching out to catch her your hand cups her perfectly rounded soft bottom as you allow her to fall into you.
  117. >With a gentle push shes back onto her hooves.
  118. >Today was a free ass grab kinda day.
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