- >Be breakfast time in Equestria.
- >Gather the tasty ingredients.
- >Canned hash with ham cubes from the griffon grocery store.
- >Some toast, eggs, and hay bacon strips on the side.
- >Be watching Rarity's cat while she's out of town.
- >Opal watches your work with interest, toss her a ham cube. Practically inhales it and looks to you for more.
- >Get the skillets hot, toss the hash in. Goddamn that smells awesome. Start the toast.
- >Get you're cooking on. Hash done, set skillet on counter edge.
- >Toss the hay bacon and eggs in the other skillet.
- >Opal starts to figure eight through your legs begging for more ham.
- >You toss her another bit of ham and go back to cooking.
- >Eggs and gay bacon done, turn to get plates from the cabinet.
- >Opal resumes figure eight attack on you legs, tripping you.
- >Windmill arms violently, hit hash skillet handle.
- >Hash catapult is super effective. Hash, hash everywhere. Oh god it's even on the ceiling.
- >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Opal bolts.
- >Fluttershy, now awake, trots in from your bedroom. Sees Opal eating the mess on the floor.
- >"Oh Anon, It's so nice of you to make us breakfast.", she says as she plates her hay bacon and eggs.
- >"But um, aren't you going to make yourself anything?", giving you a sly smile as she bites into some toast.
- Was from a IRL fuckup this morning. Made a hell of a goddamned mess, girlfriend actually said that shit.
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