Oyster Bay: Chapter 3 -Truly Truly Outrageous-

Oyster Bay: Chapter 3 -Truly Truly Outrageous-

 

>Be day 175 in Equestria, cause continuity matters right....

>Right?

>Fuck this is a long train ride.

>You want it to be over soon, but Rarity tells you it will go on for a long time.

>Rainbow Dash is pretty cool, you could see her being your bro.

>Ever since you told her p0nies in Las Pegasus liked her, she has been kinda clingy, but she is a female... it is known.

>It is known.

>Rarity on the other hand is pretty strange.

>Either way, she if giving you free clothes.

>Even if the only thing you have to wear now is a pillow.

>It is tasseled and Rarity was even so kind as to make a belt to hold it up for you.

>This fucking train had best be over soon.

>You could use a suit.

>Tailored to your body, a nice pair of shoes to go along with it.

>You want leather, but that might not be taken so well with here.

>Either way, a tailored suit made by a designer.

>You are Rainbro are lounging around on pillows, your pillow positioned just right to be a nuisance to you.

"So where are we going anyway?"

>RD: "You don't even know?"

"If I knew I wouldn't be asking, right? Throw me another drink!"

>Rainbro just shakes her head and reaches into an ice chest and withdraws a Hard Cider.

>As this is Equestria, Hard Cider would be the most logical form of alcohol it is known.

>It is known.

>Seemingly by magic, she lifts the bottle out and holds it, before opening it and sliding it to you.

>Fucking hooves shouldn't work that way that.

>Fuck it, they can still pass you a beer and that is all that matters.

>The icy crisp beverage lands in your hand and you wink at Rainbro and blow her a kiss.

>You've noticed that her wings seem to perk up every time she blush's.

>The only name you can think for them is 'wing boners.'

>It sounds horrible, but that it matches perfectly.

"Nice wing boners, Rainbro."

>She coughs as some of her beer goes down the wrong tube.

>Her blush grows up her face even more.

>A smirk grows across your face as you take a long sip from your icy crisp beverage.

>RD: "Uhhh.... Wh-whatever man."

>Rainbro just swings a hoof at you and looks at the wall of the cabin.

>Her blush is still there and her wings seem to be throbbing.

"You never answered my question. To where are we headed?"

>RD: "Well, this tra-"

>RR: "Manehatten. We are going to a fashion show in Manehatten."

>Rarity snuck over while you and Rainbro were exchanging casual banter.

>You lay flat and look over your shoulder.

>Rarity is standing there, a drawing board floating above her.

>RR: "So, while we're not doing anything...."

>Her eyes drift down to your... pillow... before quickly making their way to your face.

>RR: "Ahem... yes. I figured you would draw me a picture of what this 'suit,' as you call it, looks like."

"No problem."

>You reach out for the board and it gently floats into your hand.

>You take another sip and get to work.

>As soon as the pencil hits the paper, you know you are in hot water.

>You have no ability to draw.

>None.

>Thinking quickly, you sketch out a stick figure and a pair of pants with a jacket and a button up shirt poking out the top.

"It. Is. done! My masterpiece! Gaze upon it, mortals, and know fear!"

>Rarity levitates it back to herself and can't help but giggle.

>Rainbro flies over, her stiff wings making it quite comical.

>Rainbro takes one look at it and bursts into laughter.

>RD: "You can't draw worth SHIT Anon. Shit!"

>RR: "I am... inclined to agree with her."

"I know. Can't you just... take a picture out of my head or something? I'm not that good with words and describing things.

>RR: "I... suppose I could. Though there is the chance for some... leakage."

"Some leakage? Like taking a shit?"

>Rarity looks aghast and Rainbro laughs.

"Then something along the lines of... mental... leakage?"

>RR: "Yes exactly.... If Twilight were here it would be easy for her, but something like this is... harder for me.

"And here I thought magic was just magic."

>You look deep into Rarity's eyes.

"If you are comfortable with it, then I am too."

>Rarity pauses for a moment.

>RR: "The leakage will come from me to you, and it could be anything. Physical manifestations have been known to... appear after this has been done."

"I believe in you."

>RR: "It just might be a little... much for me...."

"Rarity. If you won't believe in yourself, then believe in me, who believes in Rainbro, who believes in me, who believes in you."

>Rainbro nods, after the confusion at what you just said passes.

>RR: "Alright then.... Here we go."

>Rarity's horn starts to glow.

>You just close your eyes, thinking to give her an easier job of not having to see the fear that resides in them.

>You feel her horn touch your forehead.

>It feels cool at first.

>But it slowly gains in temperature.

>It feels like she is burning a hole in your skull.

>Reflexively you pull away and open your eyes, your hands flying to your forehead.

>The first thing you notice is that the cabin car is gone, and now you seem to be floating on a cloud.

>Could this be the feeling Rainbro told you about for Pegasus and clouds?

>The second thing you notice after this thought is your forehead.

>It doesn't appear to be hot, it just feels... hard.

>You knit your brow and feel something pull at the skin.

>Moving your hand around you bump into something.

>You hands explore it.

>Holy shit you have a unicorn horn coming out your forehead.

>If this is the leakage Rarity was taking about then fuck this shit.

>RR: "Anon...."

"What? Rarity? Is that you?"

>RR: "Anon, I need you to...."

"What? You keep... cutting out?"

>RR: "It's cause you keep pushing me aw...."

"Okay now this is just getting a little ol-"

>RR: "Anon! Shut up and let me speak!"

>Rarity's voice seems to boom in the space around you.

>RR: "As I'm sure you noticed, you now have a horn."

>You nod, absently touching the horn again.

>RR: "P-please stop... it's... sensitive and yes it is mine."

>You smirk and continue to idly rub it.

>RR: "M-men. Sometime I-i never.... N-now I want you t-*gasp* to imagine yourself i-in the suit you w-want me to...."

>Something akin to... moaning... seems to float around you.

>RR: "Th-the suit y-you want me t-to make...."

>You close your eyes and let your mind wander.

>Your hand continues to wander along your/Rarity's horn.

>The image starts to take shape in your mind, starting from the boxers you would be wearing.

>White, with red hearts all over them.

>You are smiling to yourself as next you imagine a plain white tank top.

>Over that goes a deep maroon button up shirt.

>Next comes the charcoal pants.

>Next a vest of charcoal with a maroon back.

>Finally comes a jacket of charcoal.

>With that you are done.

>A simple three piece suit.

>Plain, nothing adorning it.

>Just like your... someone... used to wear.

>Fuck, who was that?

"Oh well. And there we have it Rarity. A plain suit, suit-able for every occasion!"

>Not even you laugh at your shitty pun.

>RR: "Ohhhhhhh.... V-very well. Th-this is a s-suit-able base."

>Again, that pun wasn't very 'punny' the first time.

>Suddenly, everything turns dark.

>You open your eyes and Rarity is lying on the ground across from you.

>She is nearly frothing at the mouth and twitching.

>Rainbro rushes to her and wraps her hooves around her protectively.

>RD: "What happened?!"

>RR: "Nu-nothing. It w-went off w-without a hiiiitttt-"

>She doesn't finish her sentence as her back arches and her hooves slam into the ground.

>It seems as if all the pleasure caught up at once.

>You snicker to yourself.

>Suddenly, you find yourself on your back, muscles locked and pleasure coursing through your body.

>The both of you are twitching on the ground as Rainbro just looks back and fourth, her face flushed and her wing boners in full glory.

"S-so I guess th-this is that... leakage... you w-were talking about?"

>RR: "Ye-yeah."

>The both of you are gasping as you slowly pull yourself up on your elbows and Rarity climbs to her wobbly hooves.

>"Next stop, Manehatten!"

>The conductor yells throughout the train.

>Rainbro and Rarity hobble off together towards the small bathroom to get freshened up.

>Leaving you are your... sticky... pillow to fend for yourselves.

>Luckily there are more pillows everywhere.

>You quickly get a new pillow and dispose of the... stick one.

>Ectoplasm can be a horrible thing.

>Dern goasts.

>Admiring your handsome self in the mirror... okay.

>Handsome isn't a strong enough word.

>You even strike a few poses.

>You hear a little giggle behind you.

>Oh shit, can't stop now... roll with it.

>You turn around and flex at the, not one, but two p0nies standing behind you.

>Rarity is blushing, obviously enjoying your 'form.'

>Rainbro is just staring, her face flushed and her wing boners flying.

>You give a final Iron Man flex and relax.

>The two p0nies just giggle some more and then together the three of you leave the train.

>Manehatten.

>The city of... fucks?

>As it stands currently, you are following the promise of a suit and wearing a pillow.

>Besides the point.

>This is rather fun, and Las Pegasus was probably a bad place for you now.

>Being a criminal scum and whatnot.

>You just stand there looking like a... human wearing a pillow loin cloth.

>While this is a strange idea to you, you figure p0nies will be... okay with it, seeing as how you are probably the only human.

>At least that you have heard about.

>You look at Rarity and Rainbro and see that you are pretty much forgotten already.

>The two p0nies stand beside a rather large pile of suitcases.

>RR: "Anon, be a dear and get those please."

>Without further ado, the two p0nies carry on, leaving you, your loin-pillow and a pile of suitcases.

>Good thing you are a human and these p0ny size luggage are smaller than the ones your... fuck.

>Why do I remember that?

>Why do you?

>The fuck is this....

>While you are having a conversation with your... brain... Rarity and Rainbro have left the station and hailing a taxi.

>Thinking... damnit... quickly you shoulder the luggage and leave, following the two p0nies.

>The taxi is rather... small.

"He-hey Rarity. This only seats two.... What about m-your luggage?"

>You quickly change from you to the luggage, Rarity obviously cares about it.

>RR: "Oh, I almost forgot!"

>She... clops... her hooves together and a second Taxi pulls up behind the first.

>RR: "Just throw them in there, dear."

>And you are forgotten about.

>Shaking your head you start to load the second taxi.

>You quickly realize that this taxi is packed.

>A certain bipedal will not be riding in it.

"Uhh... Rarity. This Taxi is full. Ho-how am I supposed to... get to... the...."

>RD: "Don't worry bro, it's not that far away. Here's the address."

>She tosses down a slip of parchment and it lands in the gutter.

>Fucking p0nies man.

>The two of them are laughing heartily as the taxi's speed off.

>Leaving you behind.

>Inventory check.

>Pillow.

>Check.

>Silk Pillow-holder.

>Check.

>Name of Hotel.

>Che-nope.

>You, being a slow mother fucker, didn't grab it in time.

"Fuck this shit."

>You kick a small stone, stick your hands in your pok... fuck.

>Put your hands behind your head and take off.

>In the opposite direction of Marshmallow and Rainbr-Rainbow Douche.

>You get some stares, but most are directed at your enormous... height.

"Fucking p0nies man.... Marshmallow is a bitch, and I thought Rainbow Douche was my bro...."

>"Rainbow... douche? You wouldn't happen to mean... Rainbow Dash, would you?"

>A voice off to your right calls out, in a dark alley.

"I just might be.... Who's askin'?"

>A scraggly looking... griffin steps out from the shadows.

>"Names Gilda... and Rainbow Dash used... USED to be my best bro."

"I know the feel, bro. I've only been here a short while and she was my best bro too."

>Not giving a fuck, you walk into the alley to get a better look at your new bro.

>Suddenly she grabs your neck and slams you into the wall behind you.

>"Now gimme your bits!"

>You just start laughing uncontrollably.

"Do I look like I have any bits? Honestly?"

>Gilda just looks at you and starts to sob.

>"I-i've not eaten in six days. I'm desperate."

>If you knew anything of Griffin's you would know that, that one admission was hard for her.

>Luckily, you don't, so her secret is safe for another day.

"I probably won't be getting anything for a while, either. Wanna team up? With some cle-preening you could make a fierce looking babe again, and I could be the odd creature. If this city is anything like... like.... Never mind. It will work."

>You almost had... something... back there, but it vanished.

"I have no other fucks to give at this point, my last fuck got washed down the gutter."

>"I'm in the same boat. You think you're good enough to make me look fierce again? No matter what I will be skinny, but these p0nies don't know what a TRUE Griffin looks like."

>Thus you had a plan.

>Which was more than you could say a few weeks ago.

"I just need to clear out my nose, and then it's time to rake in the dosh."

>You sit back and Gilda walks over to you, and very uncharacteristic of a Griffin, rests her head on your... pillow.

>You lay a hand on her shoulder and together the two of you sleep better than either of you have slept in months.

 

Fin.