Oyster Bay: Chapter 2 -Outrageous-

Oyster Bay: Chapter 2 -Outrageous-

 

>"Wh-what is this... this monkey-thing!"

>No p0ny was around to hear her, so did she actually speak?

>The world may never know....

>You roll over in your sleep, these pillows are AMAZING.

>One might even say... outrageous.

>You start to snore.

>Rather loudly.

>Rarity just stares at you, her disgust plainly written across her face.

>On the left hoof, your clothes!

>They are positively disgusting.

>On the right hoof, what the fuck are you?

>But that form.

>She could do so much with that form.

>Before she even has time to move you, she tears the clothes from your body.

>Her eyes devour your form.

>The long limbs.

>That short neck, clean shaven like a REAL MAN.

>And that chest.

>Her hoof is moving on its own.

>Her hoof starts to slide down your chest.

>"J-just taking measurements...."

>Her hoof continues on its way down your chest.

>She has reached your belly button.

>It is at this time that you start to dream.

>In your dream you are lying on a plush bed of pillows, a brilliant golden pony standing above your groin, her hoof sliding down your chest.

>"O-oh kind sir. Y-your form is... it's delicious...."

"My name is Anon. Call me Anon."

>Little do you know that this is actually happening, you have just supplanted a different p0ny.

>"A-anon. Very well."

>Her hoof has reached your groin.

>You look into her eyes.

>One of them is a brilliant orange.

>The other is azure.

"What the fuck?"

>It is at this time that you wake up.

>You see that a pure white p0ny is standing over you.

>She is nearly drooling over the sight of you.

"Ahh! What i-what is happening here?"

>"I-I'm just t-taking your measurements."

>You scramble to cover yourself.

>The only thing around you is plush pillows.

>You grab one and cover your... unmentionables.

"What?"

>"Ahem. Your measurements. Your clothes were... uh. Terrible. I am going to make you a new set of clothes."

>Her hoof starts to slide towards you again.

>You slap it away, looking into her eyes.

"Bad Rarity. No."

>She gasps, pulling away.

>"Ho-how do you know my name?"

"What? I don't know who you are I just said.... Fuck. Yeah, that keeps happening."

>You catch a delicious scent.

>Sniffing the air, you start to make your way over towards the origin of the scent.

>You drop the pillow, and Rarity's eyes can't help themselves.

>She starts to drool, until she notices where you are headed.

"Smells.... Delicious."

>"How! I made that gown to hide them! Who told you!?!?"

>You are suddenly lifted from the ground.

>You ignore this fact and attempt to grab the gown.

>You catch the hem and rip it down.

>Rarity gasps as white diamonds are spilled everywhere.

>"Oh no my Spaghet-diamonds!"

>You aren't even listening as you scoop the diamonds up under your nose.

"These. Smell. Fucking. Amazing!"

>Rarity just stares at you.

>Anger mounting.

>Anger exceeding maximum allowed parameters.

>Anger threshold passed.

>"DON'T! TOUCH! MY! DIAMONDS!"

>Rarity starts to change color.

>Her brilliant white coat starts to change to black.

>"MY DIAMONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

>Her mane starts to lift up.

>The diamonds start to float up off the ground around you.

>"DIAMONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

"They smell... So... good."

>Black waves of power are pulsating from Rarity's body.

>"My... diamonds!"

>One diamond catches your... nose.

>It is fairly large and has a faint milky color.

"This one!"

>"DIAMOND!"

>Rarity has turned Super Sayap0ny.

>Her hoof smashes down against the floor of the cabin car and a small crater appears out of nowhere.

"I will name this diamond Tom."

>You turn around and look into Rarity's eyes.

"This diamond has one of the best scents I've ever smelled."

>Rarity stares at you quizzically, a certain other diamond popping into her mind.

>"Wha-? How...."

"It smells almost as good as you.

>"O-oh my."

>Rarity's perfect black coat starts to change.

>It returns to it's perfect white, her cheeks turning a slight red color.

>The scent of Rarity and this Diamond are almost too much.

>Rarity starts to edge closer to you.

>You start to edge closer to Rarity.

>Rarity inches closer.

>You make a little man out of your fingers and walk/drag yourself closer to Rarity.

>Rarity levitat-ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

>You reach out and grasp Rarity.

>She gasps in surprise as you forcefully pull her to you.

>Your eyes are locked onto hers as you start to inch closer to her mouth.

>Her eyes are locked onto yours as she blush's and attempts to hold the distance.

>"What's going on in here?"

>A Cyan pegasus asks, stepping from an adjoining room, rubbing sleepies from her eyes.

>"Wha-o-oh. N-nothing."

>You release Rarity and grab the pillow, covering yourself before you casually drop to one elbow and look relaxed.

>"Mr. Anon here was just... ah... letting me take his m-measurements."

"Why yes, Rarity here was just going to make me a new suit, Rainbow Dash."

>"How do you know my name?"

"What? Oh.... Uh... Everyone in Las Pegasus knows the name of the p0ny who did a Sonic Rainboom."

>"What!? And nop0ny bothered to tell me this?"

>Rarity just stares at you, evident in her eyes that she disapproves of what you said.

"Well. I sure am beat. Looks like it's off to sleep for me."

>You roll over onto your back and stare at the ceiling for a moment before you sigh and close your eyes.

>"Farewell, Mr. Anon."

>"Yeah. Night... woulda been nice to know while I was still there...."

 

Fin