Chaos in Equestria - Part Wun

Chaos in Equestria - Part Wun

 

>Cracking your eyes, you look around and try to gauge your surroundings.

>You are in, what seems to be, a garden of sorts.

>Statues fill the empty spaces between the closely kept bushes.

>You can feel liquid running down the side of your head.

 

>You remember falling.

>The sky went from day to night and back to day in what seemed like seconds.

>When you finally hit the ground, it was as if it was coated in... ice?

>No, not ice, it was still liquid.

>Soap?

>Pink clouds poured out a dark liquid, but all of this was ignored as a figure stood in front of you.

>"Greetings human. I am Discord. And you will attend to my daughter while I am away."

>An eagle talon reaches out and gently caresses your face before resting on your head.

>"And only one as great as I may truly look after her, so I must do something about your... appearance."

>You remember pain as the talons dug into your skull.

>"There we have it. Now if you will excuse me. My daughter will find you later."

 

>What the fuck happened last night?

>Last night.

>That is as far back as you can remember.

>What the fuck happened to your memories?

>You run a hand through your hair and get stopped by two somethings atop your head.

>You run your hand along one, an... antler?

>The other, a... horn?

"What the FUCK is going on here?"

>The laughter of children breaks you from your thoughts.

"Other beings.... They might be able to help me."

>You stand on knees too weak to hold you up and stumble down the path towards the sound of voices.

"P-please help me...."

>You welcomed the darkness that came in from the sides of your vision, but you reeled from the last thing you saw.

>You are almost 100% sure you saw Scootaloo playing with the other CMC's.

>Your legs give out under you and you collapse to the ground, the darkness taking your thoughts.

 

>Your eyes flutter open as a cold compress is held to your forehead.

"Wha-where am I?"

>You ask, a part of your mind knowing you will regret the answer.

>"Why you're in Ponyville General of course."

>Ponyville General.

>So it wasn't just a dream.

"Th-thanks. Not what I wanted to hear, but thank you all the same."

>The compress is lifted from your head and you hear a slight intake of breath as the p0ny standing over you notices your horns.

"Please. I don't know what is going on here. I have no memories past yesterday."

>The mare above you averts her eyes after a minute, shaking her head.

>"You were found, torn and bloody by Scootaloo and her friends.

>"Hey! We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!"

>"On a never-ending quest to find our cuti-"

>Nurse Redheart cuts them off.

>"Yes girls. I know. Now please be off so this... creature can rest."

"Thank you girls. I probably owe you my life."

>Three filly heads pop up at the end of your bed.

>Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo.

>Scootaloo is blushing furiously.

>"Glad to help!"

>"Pl-please get better s-soon."

>Sweetie Belle is too busy eying Scootaloo to say anything.

>"Now out girls, let this one rest in peace."

>"Bu-but he's not d-dead yet!"

>Scootaloo jumps the end of the bed and dive bombs your bed, wrapping your chest in a hug.

"Don't worry Scootaloo. I'm fine."

>The other members of the CMC's have to drag Scootaloo from the room.

>You and Nurse Redheart exchange glances before she shakes her mane and leaves you in the room.

 

>Outside you can see that strange things are happening with the weather.

>What looks like a pink cloud floats past your window, pouring dark liquid to the earth below.

>Pink clouds.

>You spring from your bed and press your face against the glass.

"Oh fuck. What is happening."

>You grab your clothes from their pile in the corner, noticing that there are more than a few blood stains running down the front of your shirt.

>Ignoring this fact, you dress quickly and make your way outside, just in time to get drenched in the dark liquid from the pink clouds.

"Smells like... chocolate?"

>Dipping your fingers into a puddle, you taste the dark liquid.

"Chocolate... milk? What the fuck is happening?"

>You spin in a circle, but it as if in the time it took you to spin in that circle, you moved planets.

>Buildings are floating all around and the sky is constantly changing.

>The ground seems to have been replaced with... soap again.

>"Glorious isn't it?"

>You know who it is without having to look at them.

"Discord. I don't know how to respond to that."

>In one sense it's funny, but in another you know this is causing terrible problems for all of Equestria.

>"Come, let me explain your new duties to you."

>Discord places his eagle talon on your shoulder and leads you off into the country.

>"This is just a... small storm of Chaos. I hope to have all of Equestria like this soon and back in my rightful place as King.

"I don't see what this has to do with me?"

>"Good question, but you play a bigger part in this than you can comprehend!"

>Discord gestures towards P0nyville.

>"I will need someone to watch over Eris as I work chaos."

"Who is Eris?"

>"Oh silly me, Eris is my daughter. She is not here yet, but she will be soon."

"Oh-kay."

>"I want my daughter to grow up in a world FULL of chaos. But for that to happen someone needs to watch over her as I work my chaos. And that is where you come in."

>A sharp eagle talon jabs you in the chest, but you hardly feel it as the implications of what he said wash over you.

"You want me to be your daughters... wet-nurse?"

>"When you say it like that is sounds so... soooo-"

"A Wet-nurse. You stole me from my home, took my memories and life so I could be your daughters wet-nurse."

>"Yes."

>You take a deep breath and then look up into Discords disharmonious eyes.

"I don't suppose I'll be able to do anything to make you send me back?

>"No, but there are some perks! So long as Eris live, you will too."

"Your promises of a long life mean nothing if I have only one person to share it with. Even less if it means I have to keep them alive to keep myself alive."

>Discord just laughs and settles his talon on your shoulder.

>"This is the start of a long and glorious friendship."