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  3.     Alicorn Twi - Final Lyrics
  4.      
  5.      
  6.     (1/intro)    A long, long time ago
  7.     I can still remember
  8.     how this series used to make me smile
  9.     And I knew if I had my chance
  10.     That we could stop these petty rants
  11.     And maybe we'd be happy for a while
  12.     But, February makes me shiver
  13.     With every single post on Twitter
  14.     Bad news on the laptop
  15.     No more time for one last clop
  16.     I can't remember if I cried
  17.     When we all reached the end of the ride
  18.     But something touched me deep Inside
  19.     The day the fandom died
  20.      
  21.     And I was singin'
  22.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
  23.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  24.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
  25.     Wailing'
  26.     This'll be the day the board dies
  27.     This'll be the day the board dies~
  28.      
  29.     (2)    Now, do you have a tulpa friend?
  30.     Is season three really the end?
  31.     Beause some asshole tells you so?
  32.     Oooh, did you believe the Starswirl post?
  33.     Did you love our Mando roast?
  34.     And can you teach me how to be Sloowpooooooke?
  35.     Well I know that you all hate the show,
  36.     'Cause to mlp you always go.
  37.     We all pissed off the mods
  38.     Damn, we were treated like gods,
  39.     Oooooohhhh
  40.     We sure were some lonely neckbeard fucks,
  41.     with spaghetti dinners and dicks to suck.
  42.     But we knew we were out of luck,
  43.     the day, the fandom died.
  44.      
  45.     I started singing,
  46.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
  47.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  48.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried:
  49.     Wailing'
  50.     This'll be the day the board dies
  51.     This'll be the day the board dies
  52.      
  53.     (3)    Now for one year, we've been on our own,
  54.     Shitposting in our pony home,
  55.     But that's not how it used to be.
  56.     When the pedo played for the finale,
  57.     You didn't expect it, well neither did we,
  58.     And the shitstorm, that came to, mlp
  59.     And while the board was screwing around,
  60.     The fags appeared without a sound.
  61.     The shitstorm began to turn,
  62.     Laughing as Ponychan burned!
  63.      
  64.     As the horsefuckers wrote a book of clop,
  65.     the VAs begged us all to stop
  66.     And we argued which pone was tops  
  67.     the day, the fandom died.
  68.      
  69.     We started singing,
  70.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi?
  71.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  72.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
  73.     Wailing'
  74.     This'll be the day the board dies
  75.     This'll be the day the board dies
  76.      
  77.     (4)    Helter Skelter, hiatus swelter,
  78.     Mlp was a fallout shelter:
  79.     Twelve pages and failing fast.
  80.     Finally the time did pass,
  81.     on Twitter we would bug the cast.
  82.     Poor Derpy, was a relic, of the past
  83.     and now season 3 was filled with doom
  84.     while youtube spewed it's autist gloom
  85.     They all thought we should run
  86.     Oh, but damn, we were having fun!
  87.     Cause' the autists tried to raid the board
  88.     but were stopped by the clopping horde
  89.     Do you recall how butts were sore
  90.     The day the fandom died
  91.      
  92.     We started singing,
  93.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
  94.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  95.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
  96.     Wailing'
  97.     This'll be the day the board dies
  98.     This'll be the day the board dies
  99.      
  100.     (5)    Oh, and there we were all in one place -
  101.     A fandom gone without a trace
  102.     With little chance to start again
  103.     So, come on, Jack T. Herbert, Jack be quick -
  104.     Jack, sit down on Braeburn's dick, 'cause...
  105.     Ponies are the neckbeard's only friend
  106.     Oh, and as I watched posts on the page
  107.     My dick was gripped in fists of rage
  108.     No way in fucking hell
  109.     Could I break Flutterrape's spell
  110.     And as the fags posted high into the night
  111.     To whiteknight what they thought was right,
  112.     I saw Tinker laughing with delight
  113.     The day the fandom died
  114.      
  115.     We were singing,
  116.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
  117.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  118.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
  119.     Wailing'
  120.     This'll be the day the board dies
  121.     This'll be the day the board dies
  122.      
  123.     (6/outro)    I saw a mare whose coat was blue,
  124.     And I asked, if I could cum in you
  125.     But she just smiled and flew away
  126.     I went back to the sacred board
  127.     Where I felt the magic years before, but...
  128.     The faggots said the bronies all were gay
  129.     And in the tubes, the show was doomed,
  130.     The bronies cried as Hasbro jewed,
  131.     But Not a fuck was given -
  132.     The distance had been driven
  133.     The three boards I frequented most
  134.     Said ponies weren't okay to post
  135.     Got the link back here to toast
  136.     The day the fandom died
  137.      
  138.     And, they were singing,
  139.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
  140.     Put the bronies in the basement and then lock them inside
  141.     Mlp was posting Doom Paul and cried
  142.     Wailing'
  143.     This'll be the day the board dies
  144.     This'll be the day the board dies
  145.      
  146.     So, While we're singing,
  147.     Why why is there Alicorn-Twi
  148.     Turn the ponies into humans, yet we'll stay on the ride
  149.     Mlp will now post Doom Paul and cry
  150.     Singin' this'll be the day the board dies
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