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Kirino 3

By: heidi666 on Aug 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.96 KB  |  hits: 107  |  expires: Never
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  1. 3:08    ComradeKirino   I am not marrying you
  2. 03:09   ComradeKirino   you havent even gotten ministerunc to divorce me even though we never married
  3. 03:09   ComradeKirino   and id never marry you anyway
  4. 03:09   heidiland       Oh please
  5. 03:09   heidiland       So tsundere
  6. 03:09   heidiland       *squee*
  7. 03:11   ComradeKirino   >.> I'm busy recruiting
  8. 03:12   heidiland       Hahahahahaha
  9. 03:15   ComradeKirino   what?
  10. 03:17   heidiland       Don't make me take out my bible Kirino.
  11. 03:17   heidiland       If we want to make it a religious match, I'm going to win.
  12. 03:18   ComradeKirino   I will interpret the bible as I please and ignore sections that are unconvenient!
  13. 03:18   heidiland       As everyone does
  14. 03:18   ComradeKirino  
  15. 03:45   ComradeKirino   my alliance just increased by 300%, we are booming, scared yet?
  16. 03:48   heidiland       Pfffft
  17. 03:48   heidiland       Please
  18. 04:11   heidiland       Hope you appreciate my massive bible e-penis
  19. 04:13   ComradeKirino   I am an exception, god himself said so, deus vult.
  20. 04:17   heidiland       lel
  21. 04:23   heidiland       aw kirino
  22. 04:23   heidiland       you're so cute
  23. 04:23   heidiland       marry me
  24. 04:24   ComradeKirino   I-i cant, I have devoted myself to god! a-and I dont like you anyway!
  25. 04:26   heidiland       You do
  26. 04:26   heidiland       It's so obvious
  27. 04:27   ComradeKirino   You're imagining too much again >.< also obviously no one would ever confess to you since you share every conversation for the world to see, not that I would ever confess to a horsefucker!
  28. 04:27   heidiland       >you share every conversation
  29. 04:27   heidiland       Our relationship is of vital importance to ACE!
  30. 04:28   heidiland       You can't expect me to not share it
  31. 04:28   heidiland       Besides, they need fap material.
  32. 04:28   heidiland       And who spoke about confessions?
  33. 04:28   heidiland       Not me
  34. 04:28   heidiland       You did
  35. 04:28   heidiland       Freudian slip there~
  36. 04:29   ComradeKirino   E-either way, due to me not liking you and you sharing everything we talk of in public means a confession wont ever happen, so stop dreaming.
  37. 04:30   heidiland       If there's a confession to make, I solemnly swear to not tell anyone
  38. 04:30   heidiland       It can be our little secret :3
  39. 04:30   heidiland       Horsefucker's honour.
  40. 04:31   ComradeKirino   I-i....
  41. 04:32   ComradeKirino   I dont like you, at all!
  42. 04:33   heidiland       Keep fooling yourself
  43. 04:34   ComradeKirino   E-either way, you dont like me either, so it doesnt matter.
  44. 04:34   heidiland       Oh but I do
  45. 04:34   heidiland       You're my waifu
  46. 04:35   heidiland       Seriously
  47. 04:35   heidiland       Strong willed girl who likes games?
  48. 04:35   ComradeKirino   T-then why havent you gotten ministerunc to divorce me? liar!
  49. 04:35   heidiland       Definitely my waifu
  50. 04:35   heidiland       I PM'd him
  51. 04:35   heidiland       He didn't answer
  52. 04:35   heidiland       I-I'll make a forum post!
  53. 04:35   ComradeKirino   -.- you arent trying hard enough, because you dont really love me and are just out to toy with me.
  54. 04:36   heidiland       Relationship's a little give and take
  55. 04:37   heidiland       I've been doing all the giving
  56. 04:38   ComradeKirino   A-also, f-for your info, I wont be wearing marshal uniform in war anymore, but chainmail and armour and helmet, h-hold on, il show you *goes into the next room and gets dressed*
  57. 04:39   heidiland       O-oh my~
  58. 04:39   heidiland       This will make undressing you when I march into your mansion more difficult
  59. 04:39   heidiland       But oh so rewarding!
  60. 04:40   ComradeKirino   Stop being perverted... *enters room in full chainmail, armour and helmet* D-do I look cute?
  61. 04:41   heidiland       Uguuuu~
  62. 04:43   ComradeKirino   >.< yes or no?
  63. 04:43   heidiland       You're the animu gurl
  64. 04:43   heidiland       Uguu~
  65. 04:43   heidiland       Never heard of it?
  66. 04:43   heidiland       Wow
  67. 04:43   heidiland       Jesus
  68. 04:43   heidiland       That must weight a ton though
  69. 04:44   heidiland       Maybe you'd feel lighter without it...?
  70. 04:44   ComradeKirino   N-not really, the weight of chainmail is distributed across the body an-
  71. 04:44   ComradeKirino   wait a minute
  72. 04:44   ComradeKirino   was that a sexually incenting comment?
  73. 04:44   ComradeKirino   >.>
  74. 04:44   heidiland       Oh no!
  75. 04:44   heidiland       As if!
  76. 04:47   heidiland       So anyway I'm off to bed Kirino-san-sama-senpai-chan-kun~
  77. 04:47   heidiland       I'll be dreaming of you :3
  78. 04:47   ComradeKirino   >.>
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