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  1. 00:54   ComradeKirino   Do you know what nation minister unc runs?
  2. 00:55   heidiland       Nope
  3. 00:55   heidiland       Sorry
  4. 00:55   heidiland       I was thinking of declaring war so i could have you to myself
  5. 00:56   ComradeKirino   Oh, is that so~ Not that I acknowledge that fake marriage but I would like if you destroyed him.
  6. 00:56   heidiland       Well he is your husband
  7. 00:57   heidiland       Ask him what nation he is so I can have ACE destroy him
  8. 00:57   ComradeKirino   Nope, hes not, also found it. http://bloc.name/stats.php?id=5835
  9. 00:58   heidiland       Damn, out of my GDP range
  10. 00:58   heidiland       I'd have thrashed him too
  11. 00:58   ComradeKirino   and region
  12. 00:58   heidiland       Btw my Kirino-kun~
  13. 00:58   heidiland       Just got to Vietnam
  14. 00:59   ComradeKirino   Sure you would have heidi. and so? Im at viet too.
  15. 00:59   heidiland       And got chems :3
  16. 00:59   ComradeKirino   ooh, then our next battle will be even more bloody, I love having thousands of soldiers die pointlessly for me :3
  17. 01:00   ComradeKirino   sending men to their certain death, such a thrill, dont you think?
  18. 01:00   heidiland       We should just have hot steamy sex instead and get it over with
  19. 01:03   ComradeKirino   What makes you think I would have sex with a horsefucker? And youd have to plow through my army to even get close to me, being the roleplayer I am I might even acknowledge your victory, if you win, and cower under my desk as you and your soldiers break down my mansion door in the occupied capital.
  20. 01:03   ComradeKirino   Maybe
  21. 01:04   heidiland       Once your capital was secure I'd stride into your mansion myself
  22. 01:04   heidiland       I'd reach under your desk
  23. 01:04   heidiland       Pull you out
  24. 01:05   heidiland       Sit down on your chair, comfortable, I'm sure
  25. 01:05   heidiland       Lay you over my knees and give you a good spanking for putting my country to so much hassle.
  26. 01:06   ComradeKirino   Oh yes, its solid gold but with a soft padding for the butt and back and on the armrest. And hahaha, you wish, what if I was hiding my sidearm and blew your balls off?
  27. 01:07   heidiland       Pfft
  28. 01:08   heidiland       I'd grab your arm before it could move an inch
  29. 01:08   heidiland       You'd get spanked extra hard for that
  30. 01:09   ComradeKirino   Oh my, what an interesting scenario, descendant of romans invading my capital and breaking into my mansion in search of me. Vae victis
  31. 01:10   heidiland       veni, vidi, vici
  32. 01:10   heidiland       Conquer you country, conquer you too
  33. 01:11   heidiland       Having your legs spread as you were bent cheek first into your desk, me entering you from behind
  34. 01:11   heidiland       The ultimate expression of victory
  35. 01:11   heidiland       Don't go losing intentionally now~
  36. 01:12   ComradeKirino   Haha, you could try you'd never succeed tho, I'm afraid you will just have to satisfy your dreams of conquering a womans land and body with your horses. But that does sound satisfying~ F-from your POV that is! Being a guy using his genitals as a tool of power, almost makes me jealous, just a tiny bit.
  37. 01:13   heidiland       Satisfying it would indeed be
  38. 01:14   heidiland       I'd have to use your services for an extended period of time as reparations.
  39. 01:15   ComradeKirino   In think that would be constituted as a breach against the human rights as cited in the geneva convention, you must treat me with respect as a prisoner of war. Not to mention, theres plenty of other gals running around in my capital, horses too.
  40. 01:16   ComradeKirino   Not to mention it would be very unpolite, un-gentlemanly and grossly disrespectful treating the head of state in such a manner.
  41. 01:16   heidiland       As if I give two shits for human rights! You'd be loving my hot rod pounding endlessly into you anyway.
  42. 01:17   heidiland       By week's end you'd be begging for it
  43. 01:19   ComradeKirino   I-i think you may have watched too many hentai anime and played too many eroges! thats not how it works! Not to mention your little toothpick would give me aids from all those horses you have layed with.
  44. 01:19   heidiland       >implying I would debase myself with a real horse
  45. 01:19   heidiland       They could never compare to the 2d ones
  46.                
  47. 01:22   heidiland       ah yes
  48. 01:22   heidiland       now where were we
  49. 01:23   heidiland       I was imagining how my inevitable victory over you would go
  50. 01:23   ComradeKirino   I dont wanna hear!
  51. 01:23   heidiland       I bet you do really
  52. 01:23   ComradeKirino   Nuh uh
  53. 01:24   heidiland       I'm going to tell you anyway
  54. 01:24   ComradeKirino   you are imagining too much in that little brain of yours, not to mention you have a serious case of tin pot dictator~
  55. 01:24   heidiland       After my glorious army overruns yours
  56. 01:24   heidiland       And conquers your capital
  57. 01:24   heidiland       My elite bodyguard will accompany me to your mansion
  58. 01:24   heidiland       Stride in, killing all of your guards
  59. 01:25   heidiland       They'll make their way to your office
  60. 01:25   heidiland       Clear the room of your last stand while you cower beneath your desk
  61. 01:25   heidiland       I then casually stroll in regaling you with tales of exactly how I won, while my bodyguard exits the room leaving us alone
  62. 01:26   heidiland       After hearing your whimpers beneath the desk I walk around and grab you by the ankle, pulling you out
  63. 01:27   heidiland       I catch your arm snaking towards your holster, and pull the gun out, throwing it across the room
  64. 01:27   heidiland       I also roughly pat you down, discarding your other two self defense knives you had hidden
  65. 01:28   heidiland       With that out of the way I tie your hands behind your back and sit down on your comfortable armchair
  66. 01:28   heidiland       i drag you and you fall down onto my lap
  67. 01:28   heidiland       Whereupon I give you a thorough spanking
  68. 01:29   heidiland       I'd say one slap for every soldier of mine killed, but that would take too long the first time
  69. 01:29   heidiland       I'll have to settle for making up the rest later
  70. 01:29   heidiland       Once I've finished, I rip your skirt off
  71. 01:30   heidiland       Your cute animu panties don't hide your lovely shiny redness of my spanking
  72. 01:30   heidiland       You'd been yelling all throughout your punishment, but know you were just whimpering
  73. 01:31   heidiland       At this point I stand up, and bend you over your own desk
  74. 01:31   heidiland       I use one of your own knives to slice your panties off
  75. 01:32   heidiland       While holding you down with one hand in the small of your back, I unbuckle my belt
  76. 01:32   heidiland       My trousers come down
  77. 01:32   heidiland       I expose my throbbing cock
  78. 01:32   heidiland       It's so hard from your wails earlier
  79. 01:33   heidiland       As it comes closer and rests inbetween your asscheeks I can feel you struggling harder and harder
  80. 01:33   heidiland       You start yelling again but at this point I'm bored of it, so I reach around and stuff your panties in your mouth
  81. 01:34   heidiland       With my right hand, I steady my tool, and in one savage thrust I push myself to the hilt
  82. 01:34   heidiland       Your squeal of pain, humiliation and defeat is one of the most exciting things I've heard in my life
  83. 01:35   heidiland       As I keep pounding away, you try and turn your head to face me
  84. 01:35   heidiland       i catch a glimpse of the rage in your eyes and the feeling of overpowering you sends me over the edge
  85. 01:36   heidiland       I cum inside of you harder than I have done in months
  86. 01:36   heidiland       With that, I sit back down on your armchair while you lie panting and broken on your own desk
  87. 01:36   heidiland       I look at you and then I turn round to look at your capital city
  88. 01:36   heidiland       Sorry, your ex-capital city
  89. 01:37   heidiland       Damn, victory feels good.
  90. 01:38   heidiland       Too exhausted to answer?
  91. 01:38   heidiland       I understand
  92. 01:39   heidiland       I would be too if I'd been taken in such a manner.
  93. 01:39   ComradeKirino   Your scenario is completely unrealistic as there is no way I would lose not to mention that even if Id keep on my very comfy striped shimapan anime pantsu In wartime I would be dressed up in my very respectable and decorated marshal uniform. a-and if you were a man I actually liked I might have gotten somewhat aroused from this which I am not. Atleast
  94. 01:39   ComradeKirino   the rape would have been a realism in this unrealistic scenario.
  95. 01:40   heidiland       I know the rape is realistic
  96. 01:40   heidiland       I was hardly going to walk into your office and have you jump into my arms begging for my dick now was I
  97. 01:40   heidiland       Always time for that later
  98. 01:40   heidiland      
  99. 01:41   ComradeKirino   also you are overly cruel for being a brony that is supposed to be about tolerance and love, you cant just take my capital, even in such an unlikely scenario ;__; No one does that, you take GDP, thats the standard procedure. also you cant cum inside an head of state moron, having a bastard son would be a great disgrace for both of us you dummy.
  100. 01:41   ComradeKirino   not to mention if this wasnt so embarassing id report you for sexual harassment
  101. 01:41   ComradeKirino   you horny dog
  102. 01:42   heidiland       You don't know the first thing about bronies
  103. 01:42   heidiland       the whole 'love and tolerance' was all a joke
  104. 01:42   ComradeKirino   Its still too cruel
  105. 01:42   heidiland       Bah
  106. 01:42   heidiland       The first time perhaps
  107. 01:42   heidiland       You'd grow to love it
  108. 01:43   heidiland       I might even leave you in charge of your own country
  109. 01:43   heidiland       As my puppet of course.
  110. 01:43   heidiland       Like Caesar and Cleopatra.
  111. 01:44   ComradeKirino   >.> well keep on your wishful thinking since I would never lose to you.
  112. 01:44   heidiland       Remind me how big your army is again?
  113. 01:44   heidiland       And you're almost depleted!
  114. 01:44   heidiland       Aw
  115. 01:45   heidiland       That's too bad
  116. 01:45   ComradeKirino   Itl be bigger than yours soon! just you wait and see, and dont get any ideas now, ladies first, I declare war on you.
  117. 01:45   ComradeKirino   Have some manners.
  118. 01:46   ComradeKirino   you rapist.
  119. 01:46   heidiland       Remind me how big your economy is?
  120. 01:46   heidiland       And your chemical weapons development program?
  121. 01:46   heidiland       Aw.
  122. 01:46   heidiland       That's really too bad.
  123. 01:48   ComradeKirino   Stop making fun of me, you got aid you bum >.> I built everything I did myself. Not to mention you treat your subjects like wallets, making them fund you. But even with that, you wouldnt be able to win against me.
  124. 01:50   heidiland       I got aid because EVEN THOUGH i like ponies, people somehow hate me less than they hate you. I don't have subjects, we all fight for the glory of ACE.
  125. 01:50   heidiland       Don't worry though, I won't attack you.
  126. 01:50   heidiland       He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.
  127. 01:51   ComradeKirino   Your military quotes turn me on more than your wishful thinking :3
  128. 01:51   heidiland       Sun Tzu
  129. 01:51   heidiland       You really should read him more
  130. 01:51   ComradeKirino   Not that I am implying your wishful thinking did that at alL!
  131. 01:51   ComradeKirino   fyi!
  132. 01:51   heidiland       Of course not
  133. 01:51   heidiland       You wouldn't be dripping wet with two fingers in your pussy at all.
  134. 01:52   ComradeKirino   Precisely....
  135. 01:53   heidiland       Sure, I believe you
  136. 01:53   ComradeKirino   Good, because I never lie, ever.
  137. 01:54   heidiland       Of course you don't
  138. 01:54   ComradeKirino   H-however, you are a good writer, I will say that, just come up with better and more plausible scenarios, and not silly things like that.
  139. 01:55   ComradeKirino   and preferably things that dont involve me either.
  140. 01:55   heidiland       Don't lie
  141. 01:55   heidiland       You fucking loved it.
  142. 01:56   ComradeKirino   N-no, you are imagining things agains! The only thing I liked was the fact you suspected I would carry hidden weapons, thats kinda cool. But other than that it was just your delusional grandeour rape fantasy
  143. 01:57   heidiland       Well of course it was a rape fantasy
  144. 01:57   heidiland       This isn't real life, sadly.
  145. 01:58   heidiland       If it was, that would totally be how my victory over you goes.
  146. 01:59   ComradeKirino   But you wouldnt win so theres no need to ponder on it >.> also I think its really unfair that theres no way for me to rape you in a similiar manner when I win, consider yourself lucky.
  147. 01:59   ComradeKirino   Id just humiliate you in other ways
  148. 02:00   heidiland       There would be
  149. 02:00   heidiland       It's called pegging
  150. 02:00   heidiland       I'll leave you to write the next erotic fanfic.
  151. 02:00   ComradeKirino   its not the same and you know it dumbass -.- I wouldnt feel shit
  152. 02:00   ComradeKirino   not to mention you are prob into that anyway
  153. 02:01   heidiland       You've never worn a harness have you?
  154. 02:01   heidiland       Boy
  155. 02:01   heidiland       Let me tell you
  156. 02:01   heidiland       Depending on the type
  157. 02:02   ComradeKirino   A what? and please no more of your fantasies
  158. 02:02   heidiland       A harness, the device a woman uses to strap a dildo on herself. Depending on the type, they also have an inward facing one.
  159. 02:02   heidiland       No fantasy
  160. 02:02   heidiland       Real.
  161. 02:03   ComradeKirino   you know what I meant > also, still not the same, you cant compare a tool to what is a part of your body
  162. 02:03   ComradeKirino   A-also
  163. 02:03   ComradeKirino   im armed with chems too now!
  164. 02:03   heidiland       yay
  165. 02:04   heidiland       Can't wait for the time when I get to beat you into glorious submission if you attack me again
  166. 02:05   ComradeKirino   Can't wait to crush that delusion of grandeur you have, also, if I lose I will make sure to ruin your country as much as I can just because tehee
  167. 02:05   ComradeKirino   but thats an unrealistic scenario as I wouldnt lose
  168. 02:05   heidiland       Suuuure you wouldn't
  169. 02:06   heidiland       Not like half the alliances in the game wouldn't funnel aid in secret to me again
  170. 02:06   heidiland       Even some in ComIntern lel
  171. 02:06   ComradeKirino   >.> screw you, I would win either way
  172. 02:07   heidiland       Pfft
  173. 02:07   heidiland       Whatever gets you wet
  174. 02:08   ComradeKirino   Haha, there you go imagining things again, theres a different kind of satisfaction attacking you than a sexual one, you can wish.
  175. 02:09   heidiland       ok, all fantasy and rape stories aside
  176. 02:09   heidiland       why do you have it in for me so badly?
  177. 02:09   ComradeKirino   P-private reasons!
  178. 02:10   heidiland       >private reasons
  179. 02:10   heidiland       Oh now I'm convinced you've got the hots for me
  180. 02:11   ComradeKirino   N-not at all! I only love to hate you, thats it! You are imagining way too much
  181. 02:11   heidiland       You're so tsundere
  182. 02:11   heidiland       It's cute
  183. 02:11   heidiland       Let's get married
  184. 02:11   heidiland       Divorce MinisterUnc
  185. 02:12   ComradeKirino   Im not married to that neglecting douche! It was a fake forced mock wedding that I didnt agree to! A-also I dont like you so I wouldnt marry you.
  186. 02:13   heidiland       >I don't like you
  187. 02:13   heidiland       Stop being so tsundere
  188. 02:13   heidiland       Just admit it Kirino-kun~
  189. 02:14   ComradeKirino   N-no way, theres a thousand better men than you, even on BLOC, as if I would ever. Aand you dont like me anyway.
  190. 02:15   heidiland       You're my waifu Kirino
  191. 02:15   heidiland       I've always wanted a tsundere girl
  192. 02:16   ComradeKirino   H-hontoni honto?
  193. 02:17   heidiland       Eh?
  194. 02:18   ComradeKirino   I-it means something like "Honestly honestly?"
  195. 02:19   heidiland       Yeah
  196. 02:19   heidiland       You get me so hard
  197. 02:19   heidiland       UNF
  198. 02:20   ComradeKirino   W-well I dont think you are sincere and just trying to toy with me, and I dont like you anyway so it doesnt matter.
  199. 02:21   heidiland       Don't break my heart Kirino
  200. 02:21   heidiland       I'm going to cry ;-;
  201. 02:23   ComradeKirino   You're just faking, t-theres no way im breaking your heart.
  202. 02:23   heidiland       :(
  203. 02:24   ComradeKirino   >.> I know because nobody would rape someone they like, moron.
  204. 02:25   heidiland       Rape fantasies are everywhere.
  205. 02:25   ComradeKirino   Nobody fantasies about raping the one they love tho
  206. 02:26   heidiland       Pfft
  207. 02:26   heidiland       Let me rephrase
  208. 02:27   heidiland       Rape fantasies are everywhere in real relationships
  209. 02:27   heidiland       And like I said before
  210. 02:27   heidiland       I couldn't pretend to walk into your office and have you throwing yourself at me
  211. 02:27   heidiland       The conquest comes first
  212. 02:27   heidiland       The relationship after
  213. 02:28   ComradeKirino   thats very mean :(
  214. 02:29   heidiland       Gotta start our relationship somehow huh
  215. 02:30   ComradeKirino   lol, touche.
  216. 02:31   ComradeKirino   W-well, I still doubt your sincerity, if you can get ministerunc to publicly announce his divorce, even though it is not a legitimate marriage, maybe then I will be inclined into believing you.
  217. 02:31   ComradeKirino   note, believing you, not anything else, I wont return the feelings!
  218. 02:32   heidiland       I-I live in hope
  219. 02:33   ComradeKirino   Whats that supposed to mean? also I am greatly disturbed by the lack of smileys in this IRC
  220. 02:33   ComradeKirino   reported for not being female friendly
  221. 02:34   heidiland       M-maybe one day you can return my love
  222. 02:34   heidiland       I live in hope
  223. 02:35   ComradeKirino   b-but what about your 2D ponies? and I dont think you are sincere in the first place
  224. 02:36   heidiland       My 2D ponies aren't real
  225. 02:36   heidiland       You are
  226. 02:37   ComradeKirino   So youd abandon me if they were? how charming
  227. 02:38   heidiland       B-but they'll never be
  228. 02:38   heidiland       Sadly
  229. 02:38   ComradeKirino   well, atleast the ponies are glad for that, they wont get savagely raped by brony neckbeards.
  230. 02:39   heidiland       >savage rape
  231. 02:39   heidiland       >not sweet lovings
  232. 02:39   heidiland       also, >implying I'm a neckbeard
  233. 02:40   ComradeKirino   Care to prove me wrong then?
  234. 02:41   heidiland       Nah. My hair is all messed up
  235. 02:41   heidiland       Maybe once we're married
  236. 02:42   ComradeKirino   >once we're married
  237. 02:42   ComradeKirino   sounds like you got some big ambitions there
  238. 02:43   heidiland       Oh I do
  239. 02:43   ComradeKirino   Oh really now, and how are you gonna go on about that then?
  240. 02:44   heidiland       Firstly getting MinisterUnc to divorce you
  241. 02:44   heidiland       Then, we'll see
  242. 02:44   heidiland       Haven't planned that far ahead
  243. 02:44   ComradeKirino   Haha, so you're really gonna do it then? I'm surprised
  244. 02:45   heidiland       You'll see
  245. 02:45   heidiland      
  246. 02:46   ComradeKirino   Just dont do anything funny now...
  247. 02:47   heidiland       Funny? Nah, I'm dead serious
  248. 02:48   ComradeKirino   Hmm
  249. 02:51   heidiland       Anyway much as I love you, it's 3am and I need sleep
  250. 02:52   ComradeKirino   tssk tssk, you always go so early.
  251. 02:53   ComradeKirino   Its not that I miss you or anything, its just I think you go to bed too early.
  252. 02:54   heidiland       It's 3am.
  253. 02:54   ComradeKirino   Yes, and?
  254. 02:54   heidiland       It's 3am
  255. 02:55   heidiland       What else need be said
  256. 02:55   ComradeKirino   -.- whatever
  257. 02:55   heidiland       Goodnight Kirino-kun~
  258. 02:55   heidiland       I'll dream of you :3
  259. 02:57   ComradeKirino   Cant say the same about you, be on IRC more so I have you availiable 24/7
  260. 02:58   heidiland       Oh of course~
  261. 02:58   heidiland       I usually leave my laptop on
  262. 02:59   ComradeKirino   G-good! and be sure to answer too! I dont like waiting.
  263. 02:59   ComradeKirino   also I wont say goodnight cause its humiliating so you can just go ahead and sleep if that is what you are waiting for.
  264. 02:59   heidiland       you're so tsundere!
  265. 03:01   ComradeKirino   Im 100% tsun cause I dont like you >.>
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