- >day spaghetti in pony land
- >wake up in the morning to knocking at your door
- >open only to find who else but fluttershy
- >she proceeds to headbutt you in the stomach and cover your face with a rag
- >wake up in her house only to find her raping your ear
- >she notices your awake
- >Begins to hump faster
- >give a small smile
- >she stops
- >Asks why youre smiling
- >she begins to get excited asking if she found out that chloroform is your fetish
- >tell her it isn't, she looks dejected
- >tell her ear rape is
- >shes once again happy
- >you ask her to marry you
- >next day you get married
- >be married for last 20 years
- >have kids honeymoons and the works
- >you begin to die cause of strange reaction to pony disease
- >you call fluttershy to bedside
- >proceed to tell her that you never loved her
- >she cries and runs outta the room
- >you wait until foot steps fadeaway
- "heh silly flutter-shy lying is my fetish."
- >get outta bed sneak outta house and catch train to las pegasus
- >go on to become greatest poker player in the world
- >today was good day
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