DrunkenAnon Tale 3

>Day drunk in your mom

>You have traveled to canterlot in search on true love and a new life

>And along for the ride was berry punch

>(what a bro)

>You rented a nearby home using the money you collected from pony ville and a few gems that rarity dropped when she threw away

>But that's beside the point

>You have finally decided on your next love

>You true true love

>A certain by the name of fleur de leis

>You saw on one of your days of wandering the town

>You turned a corner only to crash into her

>As you regained awareness you noticed the beauty before you

>That slim body with that full luscious mane

>You decided that she was Beaty in essence

>Far beyond any whom you flung I pomyville

>As your brained wracked for a thought as to how confess your feelings

>They weren't the same ones you had before

>Oh no they were so much more....grand

>It's as if every fiber of your being was calling out to you

>Telling you that she was

>The one.

>You knew that no simple confession would do

>You had to wow her

>Amaze her

>Leave speechless

>And with those thoughts

>Came an idea

>One so perfect that celestial herself would fall for you

>And with that thought

>You sent your plan in motion

>Dawn of the next day

>If you were going to get this right you had to set everything up just right

>First you needed to get fancypants on your side

>Cause none of this would mean anything without his approval

>After his blessing you would need to meet with an old contact back in ponyville

>Filthy rich

>So you sent a quick message letter asking:

"hey filthy, it's anon I need a favor. I need you to set me up at a fancy restaurant in canter lot to help me win a certain mares heart. Hope to hear  from you soon.   -anon"

>

>And a few hours later you had you reservations.

>You knew he would come through

>With a child like diamond tiara he had quite of lot incounters at the local bar

>Which In turn made you and him...

>quite close

>With part one ouuta he way there was very little else you had to do

>only mission fancypants was left

>

>mission fancypants didnt go as planned...

>aparently he doesnt approve of you trying to take his model or something

>so you decided it time for plan B

>you beamed him with a frying pan and stuffed him in a closet

>

>In the time you waited for filthy's response you had a fancy custom made suit ready

>You brushed up on your vocabulary

>And you made a deal With a certain bro to get some liquid courage

>With everything set you set off to capture the love of you dreams

>You decided to wait for her at the very contend where you to first met

>Not five minutes later she arrived

>Springing from your hidden spot you spoke

>"hello miss de lis. I would like if you honored me with your prescense at-"

>You check filthies reservation

"canterlot castle gardens!?"

>She stares at you surprised

"uhh... Ahem I mean... At the prestigious canterlot gardens estate."

>With a smile and a nod she accepts

>This all going better then expected

>As you make your way to the gardens you are ushered by the local guards and seated with the best view in canterlot

>You both enjoy one another's company with only a thought in your mind.

>>'this is going rather well'

>As the night grows dimmer and the conversation begins to die out you struggle to come out with a way to keep the conversation alive

>After many attempts you've all but given up hope.

>Until you notice fleur magics a hidden flask

"you drink?"

>Startled that you noticed she attempts hide it

"thats funny I have the same flask."

>With a look of surprise she asks you what's your favorite drink

>And with that the night once more took off

>You wake up in the morning to he sound of a certain mare lightly snoring next to you

>Today was a good day

 

 

 

 

>You then notice berry punch passed out drunk underneath the bed

>Must've been listening in on you the whole night

>Fucking berry punch

 

 

>Still

>What a bro