- [Written while drunk(again)]
- >day drunk in ponyland part 2
- >ever since rarity was vomited upon and ran away you have decided to forget about love
- >that is
- >until you met miss bubblegum pony
- >also known as miss cherilee
- >she was a symbol of utmost beauty
- >
- >she was a teacher at the ponyville school
- >and once again
- >(as if by a Miracle)
- >the heat of love was once again lit
- >she had caught your eye as rarity once had
- >and so you decided to confess your love once again
- >but not at impulse Ike you had before but after rigorous study
- >what she did
- >how she ate
- >how she moved
- >and where she lived
- >and after over a month of study
- >(mostly look it at wall)
- >(and more like 2 hours of drinking wih old miss berry punch)
- >you decided it was the perfect moment to confess
- >
- >you figured the best thing to do was to get the cmc on your side
- >(which was pretty easy considering you mentioned cutie marks and all that jizz)
- >with them on your side it would go smoothly
- >there was only one place that would suit the proposal to come
- >the town square
- >with everything In place there was only one task left
- >patience
- >(and a night with berry punch)
- >(you still don't know how she gets in your house)
- >
- >dawn of the next day
- >with the cmc leading her to the town square everything was going according to plan
- >all you had to do was confess and whoo her heart
- >(which would be a simple task)
- >oh! Speak of the devil!
- >there she was
- >the one and only miss cherilee~
- >you had everything planned out
- >you would woo her so hard celestia herself would feel it!
- >okay show time!
- "oh, miss cherilee. I-"
- >"aren't you the one who vomited on miss rarity?"
- >well... You didn't see this coming
- "uhh...no?"
- >"yeah I'm outta here."
- >well that didn't go as expected
- >if everyone in ponyville already recognized you after that one incident
- >the there was no chance of finding a true love
- >feelsbadman.jpg
- >
- >unless!
- >unless you went somewhere that no one knew of your atrocities!
- >only one type of of pony wouldn't know of your actions
- >a pony who didn't care of the actions or news of the lower class
- >a high class pony
- >a pompous pony
- >After rigorous thought
- >(and an hour of ignoring the cries of the cmc about there cutie marks)
- >you decided on only one course of action!
- >You had to leave ponyville
- >and only one place had what you required
- >canterlot
- >you laughed yourself to sleep that night
- >
- >(your face hitting the curb might have helped)
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