Title:           DrunkenAnon Tale 2
Author:          hNerion
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yXunNJme
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of November 2012 11:53:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of November 2012 11:53:39 PM CDT

[Written while drunk(again)]
 
>day drunk in ponyland part 2
>ever since rarity was vomited upon and ran away you have decided to forget about love
>that is
>until you met miss bubblegum pony
>also known as miss cherilee
>she was a symbol of utmost beauty
>
>she was a teacher at the ponyville school
>and once again
>(as if by a Miracle)
>the heat of love was once again lit
>she had caught your eye as rarity once had
>and so you decided to confess your love once again
>but not at impulse Ike you had before but after rigorous study
>what she did
>how she ate
>how she moved
>and where she lived
>and after over a month of study
>(mostly look it at wall)
>(and more like 2 hours of drinking wih old miss berry punch)
>you decided it was the perfect moment to confess
>
>you figured the best thing to do was to get the cmc on your side
>(which was pretty easy considering you mentioned cutie marks and all that jizz)
>with them on your side it would go smoothly
>there was only one place that would suit the proposal to come
>the town square
>with everything In place there was only one task left
>patience
>(and a night with berry punch)
>(you still don't know how she gets in your house)
>
>dawn of the next day
>with the cmc leading her to the town square everything was going according to plan
>all you had to do was confess and whoo her heart
>(which would be a simple task)
>oh! Speak of the devil!
>there she was
>the one and only miss cherilee~
>you had everything planned out
>you would woo her so hard celestia herself would feel it!
>okay show time!
"oh, miss cherilee. I-"
>"aren't you the one who vomited on miss rarity?"
>well... You didn't see this coming
"uhh...no?"
>"yeah I'm outta here."
>well that didn't go as expected
>if everyone in ponyville already recognized you after that one incident
>the there was no chance of finding a true love
>feelsbadman.jpg
>
>unless!
>unless you went somewhere that no one knew of your atrocities!
>only one type of of pony wouldn't know of your actions
>a pony who didn't care of the actions or news of the lower class
>a high class pony
>a pompous pony
>After rigorous thought
>(and an hour of ignoring the cries of the cmc about there cutie marks)
>you decided on only one course of action!
>You had to leave ponyville
>and only one place had what you required
>canterlot
>you laughed yourself to sleep that night
>
>(your face hitting the curb might have helped)