- [written while drunk, because fuck you that's why]
- Voiced by Wuten(King of Spaghetti) [http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dFaP0FAfWP]
- >day drunk in ponyville
- >you find yourself drunk in the middle of town square
- >all you can remember is meeting berry punch at sugarcube corner and well shit took off from there
- >speaking of which
- >it looks like she actually right here with you
- >who woulda thought she'd stay?
- >what a bro
- > I mean sure she's passed out
- >passed out in a puddle of what you hope is lemonade
- >but it still counts
- >back to what your doing
- >youre in town square hoping to get the attention of that one made you've had on your mind since last Tuesday
- >(also known as yesterday)
- >miss rarityyyyy~
- >you can still remember even in your drunken state how you fell for her
- >
- >you were walking through town and you noticed she dropped a gem
- >which you so gentlemanly returned to her
- >she was so modest about it not being hers
- >(something about he jewelers)
- >but you returned in to her all the same
- >and since that faithful moment you have in what can only be described as one thing!
- >that which everyones heart yearns for!
- >that which life would not be complete with out!
- >no not porn
- >but love!
- >and so you made it your duty to confess your love to her
- >(but being he pathetic little beta the you are)
- >you could not simply do so
- >so you did what any same man would do and relied on the power of alcohol
- >(courtesy of a one miss berry punch)
- >
- >and back to the town square
- >you were there yelling to the heavens
- >declaring your love for that one magnificent marshmallow
- >after nearly an hour of glorious amour
- >(and a warning from the local authorities)
- >SHE show'd up
- >words could not describe her beauty
- >that fur
- >White as the next ice age snow
- >that mane
- >as purple as the...as the....uhhhh....
- >ah!
- >As an asphyxiated orphan
- >And the plot
- >it was just glorious
- >words could not describe the wonders and amazement it made you feel
- >and here she was
- >in front of your eyes
- >there was only one thing to do at such a perfect moment!
- >confess your undying love to her
- >"oh rarity, words could not describe my love for thee! You coat is of such a pristine white. Your mane with such a pure purple with such perfect curls. And your eyes of in which I could get lost in forever!"
- >you look her straight in he eyes
- >"please. Accept my love."
- >nailed it!
- >all those words of love were perfect
- >just enough to win her heart the look on her eyes said it all
- >unfortunately.... All she heard was: "anon want stick penis in pony"
- >followed by you vomiting all of her
- >which is then followed by her running off after yelling profanities which would make Satan cry
- >yeah you don't think she coming back
- >oh how your heart aches
- >your one true love left you to your lonesome
- >to cry and weep on how you Amy never speak to her again
- >today was not a good da-
- >OOOH PRETTY BUBBLE GUM PONY!!!!
- >"EXCUSE ME! MISS!!!"
- >today might go better than you thought
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