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  1. >HasbrOC because I don't want to stain the main ponies with my shit
  2. >I barely know her
  3. >maybe she likes flowers
  4. >give her flowers
  5. >flower elitist
  6. Goddamnit.
  7.  
  8.  
  9.  
  10.  
  11. >maybe she'll like me if I become a racer like the pegasi we watch on the apple shaped tv during dinner
  12. >she doesn't like to watch tv during dinner, it's uncouth she says
  13. >bust my wings training on school
  14. >one day, "do you like racing, mom?"
  15. >"I don't really care about them dear."
  16. >"I see"
  17. >mom won't go to my race if I her ask to
  18. fug u flur boni
  19.  
  20.  
  21.  
  22. >mom will never go to my race next week
  23. >try to ask her to anyways
  24. >"uhm, mom. I have a race next week and, uh, I'd like it if, y'know, you could like go there"
  25. >"sorry [anon-pone], this season is getting crazy and if next week is any like this I'll be working an extra shift. Maybe next time, button"
  26. >"Yeah, maybe next time"
  27. fuk u cunt ther's not gon b a next tiem
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  
  31.  
  32. >day of the race
  33. >shit, why do i bother? maybe I can become a cunt like that dropout who made it into the wonderbolts
  34. >as if mom would care
  35. >"all pegasi participating on the race, get on the starting line"
  36. >I'll race everything, that'll show her, then I'll going to shut her down
  37. >sorry mom, i can't hear you over me being a wonderbolt
  38. >"[anon-pone]!"
  39. >what?
  40. >"good luck, sweetie"
  41. how could i doubt you lily pone?
  42.  
  43.  
  44.  
  45.  
  46. >fourth place
  47. >not bad, I thought I'd be way lower than that
  48. >"you made it, mom"
  49. >"of course I made it, [anon-pone]. Had I ever let you down?"
  50. >"I guess not"
  51. >"let's get you an ice cream for you fourth place, my future wonderbolt"
  52. >she knoes
  53. >"it's nothing to celebrate, really"
  54. >"don't be like that, dear. this is a day to remember"
  55. >"I'm just so happy you could make it, mom. That's enough for me"
  56. >"Aaaww. Thank you sweetie"
  57. >ice creams were had
  58. >best day
  59.  
  60.  
  61.  
  62.  
  63. >suddenly a warmth and excitement I've never felt before
  64. >is this love?
  65. >"mom, what do you do if you like somepony and you want that pony to be your special somepony?"
  66. >"well, you could start by getting your mane a cut, it's getting messy"
  67. >"mooooom"
  68. >"you'd look so handsome, [anon-pone], that no mare could resist you"
  69. >"really?"
  70. >"of course, dear. My little colt is the handsomest colt in the whole of Equestria"
  71. >i love mom
  72. >i really love mom
  73. >i want to hug mom
  74. >am i in love with mom?
  75.  
  76.  
  77.  
  78.  
  79. >one day
  80. >"can i sleep with you mom?"
  81. >"aren't you a little too old for that, [anon-pone]?"
  82. >"but..."
  83. >"just kidding, button, you can sleep with me all you want. just don't do it after you are an adult, that's weird"
  84. >"thank you, mom"
  85. >"come here, sweetie"
  86. >"i love you mom"
  87. >"i love you too, [anon-pone]"
  88. >i love to be hugged by mom
  89. >she's so warm and cuddly
  90. >i don't want this to end
  91. >i love you, mom
  92.  
  93.  
  94.  
  95.  
  96. >being cuddled by mom
  97. >i want to spend all of my days with mom
  98. >mom is best pony after all
  99. >i want to kiss mom
  100. >i want to be her special somepony
  101. >i'm doing it, i'm going to kiss mom
  102. >my muzzle gets closer and closer to hers
  103. >my lips touch mom's lips
  104. >FUCK YEAH IM FRENCHING MOM!!!
  105. >"stahp"
  106. >i keep going
  107. >"shweetee stahp"
  108. >THER ARE NO FUCKING BRAKES ON TH-
  109. >mom makes me apart
  110. >"i said stop it, [anon-pone]"
  111. >"sorry mom. i'll go to my own bed now"
  112. >mom doesn't say a word to this
  113. >i hear her sobbing lightly from my room
  114. >what have i done to you?
  115.  
  116.  
  117.  
  118. >fast forward ten years
  119. >i drop out of school
  120. >home is a mess
  121. >mom still does her best
  122. >i still love mom
  123. >i hoped to be wonderbolt, a rockstar, a hero
  124. >i wanted to make her proud
  125. >i still love her
  126. >i can barely mantain a job
  127. >we argue everyday
  128. >i'm so sorry mom. i just want you so bad
  129. >i still love you
  130.  
  131.  
  132.  
  133.  
  134.  
  135. >i find a cute unicorn pony who likes me
  136. >she likes flowers and has long hair
  137. >just like mom
  138. >she's a bit clumsy but still tries her best
  139. >her favorites are daisies, that's all i know
  140. >i take her on a date
  141. >we don't do anything too exciting, just stroll, talk, hold hooves
  142. >we have flower sandwiches for dinner
  143. >she eats little
  144. >i have a big gladiolus, carnation subway with ten islands which i eat like a pig
  145. >she laughs when i end up with half of the sandwich on my face
  146. >i catch up and we laugh together
  147. >i feel happy
  148. >it's been a while
  149.  
  150.  
  151.  
  152.  
  153. >"[anon-pone]"
  154. >"yeash?"
  155. >"what do you like of me?"
  156. >gulp
  157. >"i really like your uuh, mane?"
  158. >"heh-heh. get serious [anon-pone], hehe"
  159. >"what? i'm serious. your mane is really pretty"
  160. >"really? thank you. i don't think is that pretty but i do take care of it"
  161. >munch-munch
  162. >"your mom's mane is very pretty too"
  163. >"yeah, i guess"
  164. >i still love mom
  165. >i'm a horrible pony
  166.  
  167.  
  168.  
  169.  
  170.  
  171. >a couple of months pass
  172. >daisy-pone is a good mare but i'm not good for her
  173. >she's not good for me either
  174. >i want to be with mom
  175. >one day, laying on the grass eating hay and other things ponies eat
  176. >"[daisy-pone], i have something to tell"
  177. >"what is it, [anon-pone]? you can tell me anything. we are each others special somepony after all"
  178. >fuck my life
  179. >"i love my mom"
  180. >"she's a nice mare, sweetie pie. is that it? it's normal for anypony to lov-"
  181. >"no, you don't understand. i love love her."
  182. >"oh, ooooooh. wait, what?"
  183. >"i'm sorry"
  184. >she's tearing up but tries to hold her tears along with her disgust
  185. >her face is breaking me
  186. >i'm in actual pain
  187. >i get out of there, flying as fast and high as i can
  188. >once i catch some altitude i start screaming
  189. >i scream with the fury of a thousand windigos
  190. >i hate this, i hate myself. i'm a fucking disgrace, mom will never love me.
  191. >i wish i could just free fall from here and end this
  192. >am i too much of a coward to do this?
  193. >nobody's going to need a scumbag like me after all
  194. >i stop waving my wings
  195.  
  196.  
  197.  
  198.  
  199. >6 months pass
  200. >i survived like if the horse god was just playing with me
  201. >the doctors said that my legs are alright but my wings are finished
  202. >oh well, that's life
  203. >i can't get any job for pegasi and earth ponies don't want a wimp that can't even lift
  204. >i'm jobless, depending on mom
  205. >i wish i could get out from here but i can't
  206. >i get fat and delusional, start falling in love with those monkeys from that tv series
  207. >at least these ones won't feel it when i leave them
  208. >mom is depressed and it breaks my heart
  209. >i never asked for this
  210. >why am i like this? shit
  211. >ONEDAY
  212. >i need to be bathed as i got fat and can't reach my back
  213. >i need someone to preen my wings or i'll get sick
  214. >mom is there, she's always there. i'm sure she's done with my shit but she is still there
  215. >she preens my wings with such care
  216. >"can i?"
  217. >"huh?"
  218. >"preen yours, i'd feel bad if i couldn't retribute this."
  219. >she doesn't answers, just nods in a way that feels like yes and continues
  220.  
  221.  
  222.  
  223.  
  224. >preening her wings
  225. >i'm getting aroused
  226. >[anon-pone] a shit
  227. >i go from there and start kissing her neck
  228. >mom let's out the saddest and most silent sigh ever
  229. >i continue
  230. >mom is responding, she moans and i pretend i didn't hear it
  231. >i nuzzle mom's face and kiss her
  232. >she just follows through
  233. >we kiss
  234. >after i'm done with the bath, i follow mom to her room
  235. >she lays on the bed and i get my fat ass over it too
  236. >"can i sleep with you, mom?"
  237. >"haven't i told you that that is weird?"
  238. >"just this time, please."
  239. >she looks at me with the most condescending and sad look a pony could get>she knows what's next
  240.  
  241.  
  242.  
  243.  
  244. >i nibble on her neck and get on top of her
  245. >she's sobbing quietly, just like that night
  246. >i don't care how filthy or sad or disgusting this is, it's finally happening
  247. >i'm going to be one with mom
  248. >i accomodate my flabby body to make sure my penis can go inside
  249. >mom keeps sobbing
  250. >my penis unsheaths and starts rubbing mom's vagina's entrance
  251. >mom keeps sobbing
  252. >i penetrate her and start going in and out, in and out
  253. >i go insane, this was what i was waiting for all my life
  254. >i go at it, thrusting like a primary beast, hooting and neighing. my legs pushing me forward, keeping me in place
  255. >i'm using all of my strenght to pound into mom
  256. >she is still crying, hiding her face under the bed-sheets
  257. >then i come
  258. >i want to come inside mom
  259. >that's all i wanted
  260. >and it was terrible
  261.  
  262.  
  263.  
  264.  
  265.  
  266. >i go out for a hay slushie
  267. >this will help me think this more cleary
  268. >i feel horrible
  269. >mom didn't deserved this
  270. >i start crying loudly
  271. >i don't care someone could see me like this, i'm a shit pony
  272. >the slushie tastes like shit
  273. >everything tastes like shit
  274. >all is shit. fuck you
  275. >i clean up my face and go back home
  276. >mom is missing
  277. >i freak out
  278. >"mom? mooom?"
  279. >nothing
  280. >"where are you mom?"
  281. >still nothing
  282. >"please, mom. don't joke like this, i didn't mean it i'm sorry"
  283. >i'm on tears again
  284. >"please mom. i can't do anything without you, please"
  285. >nobody's home
  286. >i find a letter
  287. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  288. [anon-pone], i'm leaving.
  289.  
  290. Please don't follow me, we've hurt each other enough as is.
  291. There's a can of pasta in the kitchen if you're
  292.  
  293. hungry.
  294.  
  295. Goodbye.
  296. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  297.  
  298.  
  299. >not even a "dear [anon-pone]"
  300. >i get mad
  301. >i thrash the fucking house, howling like a madman
  302. >"FUCK YOU MOM! FUCK YOU! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? IS IT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK YOU!"
  303. >now i'm alone, completely alone
  304. >"fuck my life"
  305. >people know what i've done
  306. >"that little slut surely told everyone. they know everything"
  307. >iMad
  308. >"i knew she'd tell them, she couldn't deal with the loss and told everypony. that bitch must have. now i can't approach anypony, i'll die alone"
  309. >calm down
  310. >"it doesn't matter. i can get through, somewhere else where nopony knows me"
  311. >i'm hungry
  312. >i open a can of precooked spaghetti
  313. >it has the face of one of those farmer ponies, i guess she's famous or something
  314. >put it on a bowl and heat it a little in bain-marie
  315. >i hear somepony knocking at the door
  316. >"hello? is anypony there?"
  317. >oh god that voice, could it be?
  318. >[daisy-pone]
  319. >"are you there, [anon-pone]? i got worried when i heard you had that accident and i wanted to see if you were alright?"
  320. >somepony who doesn't hates me
  321. >i rush to open the door and drop the bowl i just served
  322. >i slip on spaghetti and break my head
  323. >"i guess there's nopony home."
  324. >paralyzed and bleeding to death
  325. >"uuuuhh. uuugh"
  326. >please listen
  327. >"uuuuuugh. ugh."
  328. >i'm scared, mom
  329. >somepony help me
  330.  
  331.  
  332. >i'm so sorry for all of this everypony