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Equestria in Anon EP 1: Twilight's obsession

 

>It's Saturday

>That means something really special for Twilight Sparkle, and only Twilight Sparkle herself

>She goes upstairs, tunes in her TV and watches the cartoon she's fan from a long time ago

>Like every other Saturday, "The Adorable Hoomans" airs a new episode

>"Oh, this is gonna be so great"

>Twilight got herself a bunch of merchandise, pillow cases, posters, even small figurines from her favorite "Hoomans"

>The intro shows up, even though is the part everyone skips, she let's it play and sings every part herself

>The singing brings up Spike

>"Ugh...are you watching that foal show again?"

>"Spike! This is not just for little foals, "Adorable hoomans" has a great fanbase that also includes young-adult ponies"

>"Yeah, egghead ponies"

>"Spike, hush" The series started and Twilight Sparkle smiled as usual

>The everyday character were presented, this time plot revolved around Anonymous feeling jealous about two of his friends that were in love

>"What are those things?"

>"They are Humans spike, and thanks to the whole fanbase they have a very VERY rich history, it includes world wars, and emancipations, and--"

>"I really don't care" Spike sits to see the show anyway, he was trying to get the whole appeal

>The episode aired it's usual slapstick jokes and cartoonish humor. At the end of the show, Anon learned to overcome the jealousy, and it's praised by his other Qualities

>Anon looks like the average guy, with the solely difference that it likes to read. It would seem that the writers desperately wanted a bookworm character to seem appealing, Spike notices this

>"Pff, how predictable, Anon and that other hooman are going to end up together"

>"Actually, they are just friends. Anon is in love with her, but she likes Anon's best friend" Twilight's eyes turned bigger as she spoke

>"Whatever, I'll be with Rarity, see you later" Spike slams the door behind him. Twilight Sparkle didn't even notices, her attention has been centered this whole time at the scene

>Anon confesses wishfully to her friend, she turns him down and says "Oh, Anon, I'm sure you are the perfect girl for someone out there, is just that you haven't found her yet, but I can tell you she's out there waiting for you"

>The scene of the show ended with Anon being between his closest friends, the other main characters of the series, hugging him around. Anon sheds a tear both of sadness and joy

>Twilight Sparkle began to tear, slowly she got close to the TV and placed her hoof on the screen. When the screen stopped her from touching Anon's face, she felt her throat close

>She felt like hugging him too, in that moment she would have give anything to be with him and hug him herself

>"Yes, someday, she has to be out there" Twilight sighed, with her breathing rhythm shaken

>"I'm right here..."

 

Equestria in Anon EP 2: Contact

 

>You are Anon, avid book reader

>you are in love of one of your best friends, and you are pretty sure she is too

>You are waiting till this next Friday to confess her

>Two of your closest friends have been away recently, you suspect that they are dating

>Your room has no posters, nothing hanging on it's walls. It's pretty neutral, as if you wanted nothing else to reflect your personality other than yourself

>There is but one thing in your room, lying above the bed's header; a small plushie of Twilight Sparkle

>True; you had toys when you were little, but since you hit the 11's to the present day, that was the only thing ever close to an icon in your bedroom

>You wasn't fan of following series or videogames or anything, since everything ended up disappointing you. You would have left your ambitions on being a columnist if it weren't for her

>It was only the character of a cartoon, furthermore, a cartoon forever known as a girls cartoon ever since you had memory of hearing the advertizements on Tv

>But somehow the ideal of the character inspired you into keep on reading; your oldest most avid passion.

>You just finished a book as you head into your living room to go for another

>Suddenly earthquake

>"Oh, great, what now?"

>No, seriously, EARTHQUAKE

>whatthefuck.gif

>You stay down as the shaking continues

>Something comes crashing trough your kitchen

>The tremors soon stop, still leaving some things to shake on their own a bit

>There is so much dust in your house, you can probably fix all the damages, yet you still have the see the worst part

>Once you walk into the kitchen you listen to someone coughing all the dust coming from the walls and ceiling

>You and your eyes have a rough moment trying to understand what you're looking at

>There's someone lying on a pile of debris, and that someone is no other than...

>"Twilight...Sparkle?"

>She coughs a bit more and looks at you

>At first she seemed surprise, but soon her face went from awe to satisfaction

>"It...worked" she coughed again and passed out

>You pick her out of the debris and move her upstairs into your bed

>she feels so loose that you fear that she is actually dead

>Wait a second, what are you doing?, what is happening?, what's this thing laying warmly on your arms?

>You slowly release her on your bed, her weight actually bends your mattress accordingly; this isn't an illusion

>The only explanation is that you've lost your mind as a post-traumatic reaction to a plain crashing on your home

>She snuggles on your bed, yawning peacefully, satisfied even, calling your name in dreams

>You go into your bathroom crank to fetch some disinfectant and gauze to threat her wounds

 

Equestria in Anon EP 3: Fact and Fiction

 

>Twilight lays on your bed, she seems so peaceful now, her respiration is quite soothing

>You've been there for nearly an hour looking at her, expecting for her to banish in thin air from one second to another

>"Yes, maybe this is some sort of super-high-tech government financed Hub/Hasbro advertizement for suspected closet bronies"

>You disgust yourself, mainly for being such a bad Paranoid Parrot, and for saying the word "Brony"

>She has slept enough, you need answers

>You shove her shoulder gently, she refuses to get up frowning and moaning in protest, so you apply more force into it

>"Hey you, wake up" she slowly opens her eyes, being you shoving her the first thing she sees

>She gasps and incorporates immediately. She even rubs her eyes in amazement (and probably because she was adjusting from sleep)

>"YES! It worked! itworkeditworkeditworkeditworked" she starts to jump around you repeating that tantrum

>yfw:lolwut.jpg

>"This is...*sigh* I don't even have a proper word for this moment" As she sees your face go ಠ_ಠ , she stops to elaborate

>She clears her throat and being visibly calmer says "I apologize for the bad introduction, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I am the most renounced student from Princess Cel..."She suddenly figured that you had absolutely no motif to know who Celestia was

>Except you did, but you wanted to see what was all this racket

>Uhm...I come from a kingdom called Equestria and I've been fan of your series for a long time,I have to say that. from all the characters you are my...

>"Wowowow, hey, ok hold on, time out,... what series?"

>"Oh, that's right" Twilight runs downstairs, oddly knowing where your kitchen was

>From among the debris she pulled a saddle bag, which was broken due the impact

>She took a comic strip from inside of it and put it in your hand. "It's my favorite issue" she added

>'Adorable Hoomans, issue # 43: Best Buds" Your face now was ಠಿ_ಠ

>As you read the strip you start to see something familiar, that was definitively your college, and the people who appeared on the first pages was definitively your friends

>Soon, in the fourth page, there was you

>Sudden realization shock

>"That's...this is..." the comic related something that happened over a year ago

>it resumed how you and some new friend than an 'old friend' of yours introduced you insisted on talking crap on his back.

>You, being feed up with your old friend agreed to talk crap too, but at the end you realized that this 'new friend' was nothing but trouble, both you and your old friend dump him and continue being bros

>"I've watched it since I was small, the past generations were terrible in comparison, those outfits, the naive attitude and the hair, but even when I grew up as a mare I couldn't stop watching

>"But--"

>"I know I know, it's very childish of me to obsess over something that is CLEARLY designed to make an aesop for the youngest foals"

>"Actuall--"

>"But I couldn't help it, this show relates to me, I know it will sound crazy but I hoped with all my heart that you were, well, real"

>You find it a bit hard to stomach all this facts

>Twilight Sparkle is aware of the whole drama you and your bro had last year, in a comic strip, and basically tells you that you are not even real, but a cartoon for little foals

>Your brain was indeed full of fucks

>"I'm sorry, you were saying?" says Twilight, eagerly waiting for your response

>"Err...How...did you got here?"

>"I Planeswalked here, I got to say I never thought it would be so violent, I figured it would be more like a portal opening"

>"Planeswalked?" It sounded like slang for a Trading Card Game

>"Yes, it was all in this book" Twilight has up to 6 books in her saddle, 12 more of those comic strips and a small figurine of what seems to be, well, you

>You pick this last one curious

"That's you" points out Twilight, making the most dorky (yet kinda adorable) face you've ever seen

>"Yes I see that, in fact, there's something you might need to see" You look towards your header, but the Twilight Plushie is gone

>So that was what happened! Your doll came to life by the magic of all the spaghetti accumulated in your life span, it all made sense, kinda

>"Wow, I didn't knew you could stitch" says Twilight as she picks her self reproduction from the ground, the doll you believed was her

>"Oh, I...don't, I bought that"

>"Bought?"

>"Yes, you are in for a big surprise too, my friend"

 

Equestria in Anon EP 4: Breaking the 4th Wall

 

>Both you and Twilight Sparkle head to your living room

>She stares at you all the time, as though as she were expecting something from you

>"Yes?" you finally ask

>"Well, aren't you going to ask something? About me not walking on two feet, about being a pony and having the ability to talk? which I believe, it's not a natural ability on the *ahem* "Ponies" in here

>She kept grinning all the time waiting for an answer

>Meanwhile, you calmly pick the Tivo control

>As you play it you point at your screen and make her watch

>"My little pony, My little Pony, Ahh ahhh Ahhh AHHH"

>Twilight's eyes widens

>"No way..." The whole intro goes by, she points her hoof to the screen and looks at you

>"That's you" you tell her, grinning in the same way she did

>The episode is "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000"

>She watches it, amazed to find what Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy did on that episode

>"Oh, you don't appear much in that episode, let me change it--"

>"No!" She stops you from touching the Tv, she's not even watching you, she's engrossed on what's happening on screen

>You start thinking that maybe this wasn't such a good idea

>You sit next to her, not taking for one second your eyes on her reaction.

>Your heart accelerates from one second to the other, you never thought she would react like that

>The episode goes by, and she laughs at the sight of Rainbow Dash getting no cider

>you at least know she isn't going to cry as you feared

>Suddenly, musical

>"What the..."

>"What?"

>"Are they...singing?" She starts to laugh uncontrollably, it seemed like a mixture between a nervous laughter and real fun

>"Didn't you singed?"

>"No!" She kept laughing and laughing until she literally dropped on the floor

>The song finally finished and the rest of the show went as usual

>"That happened months ago"

>That's very unlikely, that was last weeks episode

>You consider on asking for spoilers on future episode, but you miss the point on why would you do that when you are hosting a Pony

>The episode ends, the credits rolls

>"Wow..."she says "I-I don't get it. What is the meaning of all this?"

>"It means that today we've learned none of us is real"

>"Or maybe, that we both are" You never considered that until now, not only about who was real or not, about the whole "Half full" glass. The glass was always half empty for you

>"You know" said Twilight "I always hoped for you to be real, and you are. If that by extension means I'm not, well, I really don't mind"

>Without thinking much about it, you stretch out to hug her

>That clearly takes her by surprise, but soon responds to it

>You can clearly feel her heart beating faster and faster, she doesn't even hides away her sighs

>Your heart starts to beat too, reason for you to break the hug right away

>"Hey, are you hungry, I know I am, let me make you some--" Your kitchen, sadly, didn't repaired by itself.

>"--Oh well, let's order some pizza"

>30 minutes later, pizza arrives. It's a Cheese pizza, nothing but cheese.

>Since she found how to change channels, she has watched the Discovery Channel with her mouth widely opened

>You have to admit that her interest it's very cute

>"What are you--"

>"Shhhh" She's watching a documentary of the WWII

>You sit next to her and watch Discovery Channel all afternoon

 

Equestria in Anon EP 5: Horror Movies

 

>After a whole afternoon of Scientific/Historical channel surfing, night finally fell

>The night set perfectly for an experiment

>Several empty bottles of beer laid on the ground, Twilight having the 40% percent of them

>She visibly had a hard time to adjust at the flavor at first, she was clearly not a drinker, but she seemed willing to try, you know, for science

>"Say, do you feel like watching a movie?"

>"What kind of movie?"

>"A horror movie"

>"Oh, please, there is nothing accurate on anything related to horror, is just a bunch of..." as she speaks, you go into your movie cupboard and pick all the horror movies you've liked: "Dawn of the dead, the exorcist, the thing" and many others

>You could still hear her voice from the other side of the room still blabbering about the inferior kind of genre the horror movies are

>Twilight had got more cocky than when she just came, you blame it on the beer's confidence boost

>"...ictable and very hard to take seriously"

>"And that's exactly why we are about to watch the few exceptions to all you just said" You put your good old DVD's on the player

>First on the list: "The exorcist"

>Nothing but the light of the screen enlightened the room

>First quarter of the movie, she kept her cool and watched it essentially to prove you wrong

>However, once the "head spinning scene" happened, she jumped on her seat

>Remember that face she made after watching Rainbow Dash clear the sky in 10 seconds on the pilot? Except for the ruined mane, that's exactly how she looked

>Many other memorable scenes went by, and every time they did, she grabbed your arm and trembled

>Movie is over

>"Well, that wasn't so bad was it?"

>"Well, of course not...like I said: it's a bunch of scare tricks and argument fallacies"

>"Yeah, let's play the next one"

>"N-n-next one?!"

>You kinda liked to see her all scared. And it was even cuter every time she tried to convince herself that such things couldn't happen in real life

>"You see? D-death bodies can't really re-animate like that?"

>"Oh, in our world they can"

>"T-they do?!"

>"Yes, this is in fact a re-enactment of the third great zombie apocalypse of 2002"

>"Really?"

>You tried your best not to laugh, but that last sheepish look of her made you burst into laughter, both of her and of how cute it all resulted

>She frowned and kept watching

>"Ha-Ha, very funny"

>Once every certain scene, she covered her eyes before her hooves

>You never considered that maybe this was too much violence for her in one day, although she understood it was all fictional

>Implying that today the whole barrage of something being fictional or not hadn't totally shattered and you questioned if there was a reality where all that actually happened

>"Dawn of the Dead" ended, and it was kinda late already, well, late for you who had to be up early at 7:00 on your jobs desk

>Well, this was all very entertaining but I have job to do tomorrow

>"Wait! where am I going to sleep?"

>You assumed she would have gone to Equestria by now. You were tempted to ask if she wouldn't leave but at the end you consider it too rude of your part

>"Well, since you are a guest, you can come and stay in the guest room"

>You two go upside and you prepare a bed for her

>Shaking the sheets, you notice over your shoulder she's making a face of disappointment, you can't figure why, however

>"Well, here's your bed. If you need another sheet, they are some more in the closet, tomorrow will be a new day"

>"Yeah...hehe, thanks"

>"Good night Twi, sleep tight...oh and Twi"

>"Yes?"

>"Thanks for crashing by, seriously"

>You turn off the light and close the door of her room

>You head into your own room, trying to process the whole day

>How's your life going to go after this?

>Once again, you get scared of the idea of happiness, mainly because it's the number 1 thing that ended up disappointing you

>You drop in your bed, trying to sleep

>Half an hour later, you hear some clopping coming towards your bedroom

>And then a knocking on your door

>"Twilight?"

>You can hear her sigh from the other side of the door

>"...I can't sleep"

 

Equestria in Anon EP 6: Midnight Confessions

 

>You let Twilight Sparkle come into your room

>Somehow, you can't erase that mocking grin off your face

>She glances at you and rolls her eyes

>Your bed isn't too big, but it's big enough for both of you

>You notice she sleeps too much on the center

>Even when you lay back on your bed, Twilight doesn't moves from where she is

>It would seem that Twilight wants you close

>"I bet this was your master plan from the beginning,isn't it Anon?"

>"What...'Master Plan'? What do you mean?"

>"To get me on your bed"

>You are not fully sure if Twilight had the grasp on how sexual that sounded

>"No it wasn't"

>"That's ok. I would have done the same"

>Your boner interprets that as "Oh yeah, why don't you get up for a while, buddy?" and starts to rise

>You turn around your back on Twilight to hide it

>You are not sure on how ethical is having a boner for a horse, despite of how sentient it seems

>There's no doubt she would freak out if she knew you had those kind of thoughts

>but her fine voice looming in the dark, her soft mane spread over your pillows, all this contributes on you feeling that way

>Noticing the shift on her back, Twilight smirks guilty

>She turns herself around too, facing your back that way

>"Anon, I'm sorry things didn't worked out with your friend"

>You turn your head back

>"what friend? what do you mean by that?"

>"Well, yeah, you know, with your best friend rejecting you"

>Okay boner, that would be it for today, thanks for coming

>You turn to face her

>"I haven't even confessed to her"

>"You haven't? But it happened last Saturday, when CHRONICLER and Rune tell you they are dating"

>"Aha! I knew it! I knew those too were..." if you were Pinkie Pie, your hair would have busted flat too "Oh...so that means that..."

>Yep. You only feared about getting rejected as a far-fetched possibility, but it did happened. Or it was going to.

>Thinking about the signs she gave you last week, you really can't believe she would have turned you down. >Did she changed her mind? Did something happened?

>So it turns out that Ponies could see one week into the future on 'your show', Who would have thought?

>Twilight tells you all the week on detail, she explains to you all the events of Friday as she saw them resumed on the Tv

>Everything makes sense on the light of Omniscience. All you needed to figure everything out was that all knowing perspective Twilight possessed

>"And, does she mentions why?" You ask

>"She...kinda...sorta...have a crush on...Gale"

>You lift yourself up

>"Gale!?" But...why didn't she tell me?"

>"...I'm sorry"

>You let yourself fall over your pillow again, watching at the ceiling, pondering. You let a sigh escape.

>Twilight moves her left hoof doubtfully towards your chest. She surrounds you in an incomplete hug, resting her head on your shoulder

>"But you know, there's someone out there for you"

>"Ugh, it's like I'm hearing her already. I bet that's exactly what she says" You move your free arm in front of your head, covering your eyes from moonlight

>"That's what's so great about you Twilight, you don't even worry about stuff like this."

>Twilight blushes

>"Well, I'm...waiting for that special somepony too"

>"Ha, yeah, I bet you are"

>You don't want to talk anymore. You have no more will to keep on awake.

>You close your eyes and wish good night to Twilight.

>She seems willing to keep talking, as though she had something important to say, yet ends up wishing you good night as well.

>It's three o'clock already, and Twilight isn't asleep

>It's not the zombies or the possessed teenagers what disturbs her dreams, but her impending desires to pour all her feelings for Anon

>She is so close of him, yet she knew that some hoomans let their pets sleep on the same bed sometimes, so  you wouldn't be weirded out.

>She also remembers the wise words on Rarity that reminded her not to confess to someone right after he's been hurt

>She peeks over you, and finding out you are sleep, she adventures towards your face and plants one soft kiss over your lips

>Your sleeping self feels the kiss as something attempting to awaken you, and you move to shrug it off

>Twilight covers herself back behind the sheets, her heart beats quickly but triumphant.

>"Good night Anon" she sighs satisfied

 

Equestria in Anon EP 7: Browsing 101

 

>The birds chirp outside, it's the beginning of a new day

>As you adapt your eyes to the dim blue light, you turn to your left to see Twilight Sparkle on your bed

>that part of your bed was still warm, she remained asleep

>Carefully you leave bed, and head to take a shower as usual.

>Many ideas wonder trough your head, much of them related on what will you do today

>It's Wednesday, and your Friday plans were already canceled

>Your plans for today, on the other hand, involved you teaching Twilight about life here

>Once you finish your bath, Twilight is up waiting outside the bathroom, close to the door, looking surprised

>...was she...peeping?

>Never mind that

>"Good morning Twilight"

>"Good morning Anon, sleep well?"

>"I can't complain"

>"So, what's the Plan for today?"

>"Well, I'm going to work, so I'll leave you for a few hours, but I have something for you"

>"oh my, can't wait"

>You gotta get dress

>"Uhm, Twilight, I need to fetch some clothes"

>"Sure"

>She still there

>You knew she was playing dumb now, there was no way she didn't knew about human's sense of shyness

>"Could you...wait for me outside?"

>"Oh! Right! I'll be outside"

>You find proper clothes for that

>You can't help to grin thinking on Twilight messing with you

>Once properly clothed, you meet Twilight downstairs

>"Come here Twi, I want to show you something"

>You enter your study room, and present her to your computer

>"Twilight; let me present you, the internet"

>Twilight contemplates the screen.

>"Hmm, 'Google'

>let me show you how it works

>You think on what to search

>You type "Books"

>It showed Google Books, a result on Amazon and some other similar websites

>"What are all those?"

>"Those are results to the search, for example this website is used to buy books online" you look at Twilight's face lightning "...but, you should stay away from that one"

>You let Twilight sit in front of the computer

>Here, give it a try

>Twilight stares at the keyboard recognizing where each key is

>She slowly types "Magic Books"

>Similar websites shows up, this is getting pointless

>"Hmm, let me show something a little more useful"

>You go to wikipedia

>"What's wikipedia?"

>"An info website, it's not really accurate but you can get a descent idea on what you search, here type again"

>"okay" She typed magic books once more

>After stumbling with some useless results, she finally met with "List of notable Magic Books"

>"I'm going to work, if you need anything, call me, the number is..."

>"555-453-223, I know it from memory, don't worry, I'll be just fine. I think I'll clean up the mess I made in the kitchen first, I'll check on the internet afterwards"

>"Thanks, see you soon then"

>You leave and head to work

>She quickly fetches dustpan and broom

>"Alright Twilight, it's time to impress Anon"

>She starts to sweep off the dust and moves all the debris away

>She catches a glimpse of the computer at the other end of the house

>"Hmm, I wonder if..."

>Twilight comes back to the Computer

>She returns to Google and reluctant, she types "How to impress a colt" then corrects to "How to impress a Hooman", Google corrects it to "Human"

>She's lucky: The first result is "How to impress a man"

 

Equestria in Anon EP 8: Office Drama

 

>back then when you met Her, you didn't needed anyone new in your life, everything seemed to be in balance

>She was the new girl in your Literature Class

>She sat in various places and talked to other guys before you started to notice her

>Then, one day, she had to sit next to you

>You was minding your own business as always, Class went by and when there was nothing else to write on your notebook, you drew

>Small doodles always adorned your notes ever since you found a relevance on taking notes in college

>You were drawing a small knight riding a retarded looking horse

>You soon realized by the edge of your eyes that she was glancing at your sketch

>Without permission, she took your notebook and began to draw in it

>You didn't even complained, just looked at her really serious, trying to figure out what was her deal

>A few minutes later, she carefully places the notebook in your hands and smiles

>next to your small knight, there is a silly looking dragon facing the knight at his left and a fat cute godfairy on his right. She also wrote her name down

>You must still have that notebook somewhere, containing your first conversation with her, there's a part where she questions if she can ask you something really important (drawing a serious looking face and writing "Serious business" next to it

>You write back "sure". She ends up asking "Do you like Mudkips?" You both laugh

>You sure had your bros whenever you needed them, but she had earned the level of a new bro with her own merits

>You two were inseparable, you told each other everything, and you two possibly knew more about each other that any of your relatives or friends

>She liked to draw, you and she exchanged sketches all the time, sometimes her sketches seemed too grimm, and so you knew she was sad, but other times, her sketches would suggest that she actually digs you

>She always laughed as she gave them to you, though

>One day, as you two were hanging out, she picked a marker and began to draw on your arm

>"What are you drawing?" you asked

>"Let me finish" she was really concentrated in her drawing. Feeling the number of strokes it took, it seemed like something really complex

>"Aaaand--done" She closed the marker back

>As you looked in your arm, you saw this small unicorn drawn in your arm

>"What is it?"

>"It's Twilight Sparkle, she reminds me of you"

>From that moment forward, she tried to convince you of watching MLP, and your response always was "I'm not a little girl"

>Even so, she kept trying. She described you entire episodes and you shove them of thinking "And they all ended up hugging each other. THE END"

>Despite so, she was always excited as something new happened on the series, and made sure you knew everything about it

>one day, she finally gets you to see one episode, which you watch against all of your instincts

>The episode was "Party of one", and when the episode hit the part where Pinkie Pie flips out, you hated to admit it: "Holy shit, this is awesome"

>You slowly begun to turn "one of them" as in them being those who like MLP (You can't, however, rub off how dumb the word 'Brony' sounds)

>Soon you realize it turns out your friends like the show too

>Even so, MLP was that little thing that you and her had together

>How did things rubbed this way? You remember that you didn't even saw her in that way before, and life was so much simple back then, when she was still your bro

>You ponder trough all this things as you worked on an article related with an arsonist

>You are almost trough with your job for the day

>Speaking about the devil, she shows around soon enough

>"Hey there Anon"

>"Hey yourself" you answer

>"Are you ok?"

>"Why wouldn't I be?"

>"I dunno" she kept being that childish person you learned to like

>"Finished that article yet?" She asks

>"It's done, I think I'm going to go back home early"

>"you have plans?"

>"Kind off, yes"

>"Can I go?"

>"uhm, it's kind of private"

>"haha, is it a secret?"

>"Yes, it's a secret" She seems visibly thrown out of balance with that

>You can already feel how you are breaking the bonds of destiny already, those things that were meant to happen could be skipped, or maybe even changed

>"Oh, but, Friday's still up?"

>"Uhm...I don't know"

>"Oh come on man, what's with you? breaking all this plans all of a sudden, you mad or something?"

>"No, I'm not. Come on, you've seen me mad. It's just that, stuff came up" She seemed disappointed, she puts a silly yet cute duck face

>"Is it another girl?" She bumps you with her elbow

>"Hmmmm....yes and no"

>She seems even more confused than before

>"But listen, I was thinking, you shouldn't ruin your Friday just because of me, maybe you should go with Gale instead, after all, I think he canceled plans too"

>She is left speechless, she opens her mouth to talk but only gets to babble something.

>"Wha- Gale? Did he said something? I mean, he actually said that we should go out?"

>you are tempted to laugh on how oblivious you have been until now

>"No, I just thought it would be a good idea"

>"No, uh-uh, you know something, you wouldn't have brought him up if you didn't. Come on, spill the soup!" she tells you as she comically pretends to choke you "Did Rune told you something?"

>You play dumb and raise and eyebrow

>"Rune? What are you talking about?" She shows signs of having spoke too much, you can see how her evasive maneuvers starts

>"Oh, it's...nothing, pff you know, some dumb thing he and I got..."

>"Alright, then is done" You stand up and pick up your stuff. Your computer finally finishes to turn off "I gotta go, see you next Monday"

>"Uhm, sure, see you soon, call me"

>"see ya', good luck with Gale"

>As you walk off the office, you fell relieved.

 

Equestria in Anon EP 9: Friendship is Internet

 

>You get home

>You find that not only the kitchen has been repaired, everything else seems to be in perfect order

>Gotta remember how organized Twilight is

>She is nowhere to be seen

>"Honey, I'm home" you yell, finding it appropriate, since there is someone waiting for you now

>"I'm up here!" yells Twilight. You go upstairs and notice steam coming downstairs

>You can see Twilight taking a bath on the tub, it seems so damn good and refreshing

>it's been a long time since you've used the bathtub

>"How was work?" Asks Twilight watching you eagerly

>"It was fine, I talked to her"

>"Who? Oh, you mean Her

>"Yes, it went fine, I've canceled plans for this Friday with her"

>"Great! I-I mean, for you, you didn't have to go trough that again"

>"Yeah, thanks for the heads up Twilight"

>"Aaaanything for my man"

>That last thing she said makes you flinch.

>You can't help wondering how much did she learned from the internet already

>You decide to play along

>"how about you, 'my lady',  what did you did today?"

>"Well, I fixed the mess I made, and...I'm working on a new spell!

>"A new Spell? really? Did the internet helped"

>"Oh yes, it helped a lot"

>"What does it does?"

>"It's a surprise, let's just say that it takes some time to make effect"

>She comes out of the bathtub and your first reaction is acting embarrassed, and then feeling retarded, remembering she's usually naked

>She masterfully dries her hair with your towels, the way she does it is a little unladylike, but effective

>"So, you DID liked the Internet, I knew you would"

>"Oh, it was great, until I accidentally won the price of the 10,000 visitors"

>"Y- WHAT!?

>"it got the computer all weird, some people on a forum recommended me to delete something called System32, but then the computer refused to start, all I could see is a small white thing flickering"

>So there they went, all your data since 2006 to the date, all your pictures, all your videos, all your text files, all your music, all your games, all your porn (oh dear god, YOUR PORN) everything that was Anonymous;gone

>You quickly descend to see if you can still save the data, but it's useless, you know that once the Sys32 is deleted, there is not much to do but format the whole thing

>You go into your computer room and you find your PC working as normally

>"What the...?"

>"Hahahaha, I trolled you!" says Twilight laughing at your back, making a "Take that" kind of face

>Tommyleejonespaper.jpg "Really Twilight?, really?"

>"I've learned much about the internet slang as I talked to the people of the forums, L.O.L"

>"Okay, stop it"

>"hehe, what is the matter? you mad bro, deal with it, come at me bro"

>"Seriously Twilight, it's not funny"

>"Do a Barrel roll, row row fight the powa, open the door, get on the floor..."

>"TWILIGHT!"

>"Twilight finally shuts the hell up

>"Too much?" she smiles and you swear you could hear a squee* in the background

>"Twilight, you just DON'T use that slang OUTSIDE the internet"

>"Ohhhh I see" Twilight blushes a bit "Sorry"

>"Although the trolling,...not bad. Well played OP"

>"OP?"

>"Nevermind..."

>You also think on  mentioning not to use all of it at once, but as long as she didn't use it in real life, you didn't really mind

>"You know, It would be great if I bring the internet to Equestria, it would be the best technological improvement since the Tv"

>"Well, you should do it then"

>"Yeah, someday..." Twilight suddenly sounded way more sadder, she stared at some blank point in the ground

>Things like that was the kind of stuff why everyone say she's autistic.

>This is the first time she ever suggests returning to Equestria, though

>You don't want to push the matter, since it seems to affect her

>And what not, you don't want to know about her leaving schedule either

>"Twilight, wanna go for a ride?"

>"A ride? outside?"

>"Yes, let's go for a trip" you ready your car keys and lead her to the garage

>You realize is the first time Twilight will actually see the exterior.

 

Equestria in Anon EP 10: Pleasure Trip

 

>Surprisingly, that day, traffic doesn't behaves like a pain in the ass, and goes quite nicely (except for a bit of jamming, which is always inevitable)

>Twilight sticks her head out of the window, gazing the skyscrapers, led announcement, she was deeply fascinated by those strangely unnoticed, yet curious details, like the publicity, the hobos, stuff like that

>If there were background music, that would be Sinnatra's "young at heart"

>Some little girl in another car stumbled her sight with Twilight.

>Twilight saw her and waved, the little girls eyes widened

>You drive away laughing at seeing the little girl shoving her mother's shoulder incessantly, screaming what must have been "LOOK MOMMY, IT'S TWILIGHT" over and over again

>Driving by the Earthcam spot you reassure that the card-stand is still there

>You see how another Anon casually passes by and actually kicks down the damn thing, taking the card-stand down (getting caught in the process)

>"Well, he at least delivered" You think

>You point out museums and important buildings as you drive by, she tells you about all the similarities that it has with Manehattan

>"Yes, that's because it's a parody of MANhattan"

>"How are you so sure?"

>You open you mouth, but realize it's useless, she has a point, you shouldn't forget that you too are somewhat fictional

>It all makes sense: Aside from having a few fights in high school, you never witnessed anything violent, nor were the victim of any sort of violent crime, or accident, your life was pretty lame if you came to think about it

>"So how is my life even rated PG13? I mean, I know It's kind of lame but, making it for kids?"

>"That's what I keep telling everypony! I mean, sure, letting aside all the lack of violence, it's a pretty grown up stuff"

>"And what about those parts?"

>"What parts?"

>"You know, F-bombs, sex and all that stuff"

>"I've...never seen anything of that in your show, do you do all that?"

>"Of course, well, the sex thing, I can't really say 'All the time' but..."

>Wait a minute...

>"Do YOU do all that, Twilight?"

>"Well...no, not me"

>"Then who?"

>"I--can't tell you"

>"Oh, come on, it's not like I'm gonna tell any pony, you are the only Equestrian living here, as far as I know"

>"I can't, I just can't. I made a Pinkie pro--" She immediately smacks her own mouth with her own two hooves before she could finish

>"Bingo" you say "Can't say I'm surprised"

>Twilight smiles embarrassed, it wasn't as she wanted to keep the secret anyway

>"Well, then I guess it doesn't counts"

>"What about Rarity?, I bet she's the one getting more censor on her, ahem , flank"

>"Ohhhh, you have NO idea"

>"Really?"

>"Yeah, what does it seems like she does all day, Dresses?"

>Oh Rarity, you little, you...

>As you drive by, Twilight gasps and keeps looking at one point you were passing behind

>You turn your head to see she's looking at the Public Library as you go by

>"Wanna go?"

>"No,no, I know the rule; No non-humans allowed" she sighs disappointed  "Despite of how much they want to go"

>You park nearby, rubbing your chin as you elaborate a plan

>"What are we doing?" ask Twilight as you finish parking

>"I think I have a plan"

>You search on the glove compartment and you find a pair of sunglasses

>"Fuck it,let's try this out"

>Twilight sees the sun glasses and raises an eyebrow

>"Am I going to disguise myself?"

>"No, something better"

>The attendant of the Library soon catches on a man with sun glasses entering the library,...with a pony

>"Hey, you can't come in here"

>"Why not?"

>"no animals allowed"

>"Oh, but this is a guide-pony, she's pretty smart"

>The guy, who was clearly new to the job scratched his head

>Even for him, there was something not right about all this

>"If you are blind, why are you coming to the library for?"

>"Why, to get books in braille of course. Are you trying to discriminate me for being a handicap, mister?"

>"Uhh, no..."

>"Don't worry about the horse, it's pretty well trained, Twilight, sit" Twilight obeyed immediately

>The guy seemed pretty amused, but you kept pushing it, you know, for the lulz

>"Ok Twilight, play dead" Twilight comically threw herself to the ground, feigning dead

>"Well, I guess if it's trained and all" She let's both of you go by

>When it's safe to talk, Twilight giggles and beams a smile at you

>"Wow, I didn't though that would work"

>"Me neither, although the word 'discrimination' can pull some nerves around here"

>Twilight's clopping could be heard echoing the large halls

>"Wow..." she turned her head in a 180 degrees angle marveling on the large library

>You always questioned why were they necks so flexible

>The "kid in a candy store" allegory was short on describing her reaction

>Her amusement makes you like the books even more, it's the same sensation you felt when you met her character on the TV, only this time it felt oddly authentic

>The place was fairly crowded, for library anyway

>The librarian, which wasn't new, recognized you and came by to say hi

>"Hey there, Anon. I finally found a translated version of that Borges book you were looking for" She hands you down a copy of "The book of sand"

>You thank her, ans she notices Twilight right away

>"Who's your friend?" asked the librarian as she pets her

>"She's Twilight, I couldn't leave her outside so I brought her here for a while" Twilight was visibly getting fed with the whole Non-talking pony charade

>"She's so cute, how did you sticked this horn, anyway" Twilight backed off before she could reach for her horn

>"Ohhhh, don't be afraid, you cutie little thing"

>"Err...she doesn't likes to be touched there" you say, as she insists on petting it. You yourself can't see what's the problem on touching the damn horn, Twilight must be simply tired of this person

>"How did you got her in?"

>"The guy at the entrance isn't very bright"

>"Yeah, he is new, they hired it last week"

>As you mingled, Twilight was checking aisle by aisle of books, carefully reading the tittles, and then jumping to read the sections they were into

>"Awww, how cute, is as though as she could actually read" Twilight hears that and rolls her eyes.

>It could be worse, she could know who Twilight is and believe you a creep for having a pony being transfigured that way

>you feel that such thing will happen eventually anyway

>She excuses herself and continues pushing a cart of books to assemble them back in their sections

>Twilight appears close to you and begins to chatter as though as she were impersonating her

>"Relax, she just things you're cute"

>The matter is forgotten and Twilight begins to assemble some huge piles of books.

>all of them put together doubles your size

>She has to refrain herself from pulling all the books, taking only those who seem more relevant

>She even seems to recognize a few titles, as though as she had seen them somewhere. That must have been part of her yesterday research

>By the time she is finished picking up books, she has collected nearly half a ton of them

>She begins to read one of them, it's apparently a book of Astronomy

>"You're going to read all that?"

>"Oh, not all, maybe I'll read just three of em and rent the rest"

>You watch at all the books, trying to count them quickly

>"The limit is 50 items"

>"Oh,...oh well, maybe I just leave this one, and this one, aaaand this one, this one isn't that interesting" She starts to throw books away, and with that

drawing the attention of those who were around.

>You had to leave quickly

>"Twilight, why don't you take them all? I'll return them later somehow"

>"But, what about the rules?"

>"Screw them, just teleport us outside into the car with the books"

>"What? No way, rules are there for a reason, and I'm willing to obey them. I haven't been in trouble with the law and I'm NOT planning on being soon"

>Looking far away at the far entrance portal, the new guy talks with someone else of security, who quickly walks to your direction

>"Well, you might start thinking about it now"

>Twilight too notices the two man drawing nearer

>Without thinking it much, you two sit on the messy pile of books as Twilight use her signature spell

>When the two of them arrive, they find nothing but a glimpse of a pink beam of light

 

Equestria in Anon EP 11: Another one bites the dust

 

>With nearly no one coming to the library, Spike was left with the duty of re-shelving the books himself

>Knowing what the little spike was going trough, Applejack decided to bring some apple pie, made just for him

>"Mornin' Spike! busy day ain't it?"

>"Hey Applejack, ugh, you have no idea, it's like the work never ends, I don't even know how Twilight managed to do all this by herself. Although, I wonder why she did all this in the first place"

>Without Twilight, all that could be seen was nothing but scrolls, books and check lists laying around all over the place

>"Don't worry Spike, ah'm sure Twilight will be back from her vacations before you know it"

>"I hope so, I think I deserve some vacations too,-- Woah!" A pile of books and scrolls collapses over spike while he was trying to climb on it to reach out something in between

>Applejack picks spike with her mouth and pulls him out of that mess, he thanks AJ for picking him out, and goes back to his labor

>Among the things that fell off, there is a bunch of tapes and posters of something called "Adorable Hoomans"

>"What in tarnation is this?"

>"Is that stupid show Twilight watches every Saturday"

>"Why, I remember it, Ah didn' knew it was still on the run. Hehe Ah' think good ol' Twilight is a little big for this"

>"Hehe, I know, right?"

>Having a weird sort of nostalgia, Applejack goes trough all the merchandise left behind. The posters, the figurines, the pillowcases

>"Where in Ponyville do they sell all this stuff?"

>"They don't sell it here, she had to go to a convention in Fillydelphia for that. I'm guessing she went over there"

>"Hehe, classic Twilight, obsessing for this lil things an' all"

>A.J memories of the series remount to the hoomans that wore stretched pants and puffy hair-dos

>The nostalgia invaded her, and so she decided she would go for it.

>"Mind If I take them for a while Spike?"

>"Be my guest, just make sure to return them before Twilight comes back, she is really picky with them"

>"And you have them here laying on the floor?"

>Spike smiles guilty

>They both say goodbye to each other and Applejack goes back home

>She has chores to do today, so in order to go trough it all, she decides to watch one episode right away and continue with her day as normal

>in the way, she meets Fluttershy

>Fluttershy's eyes meet with the tapes, and instantly glow on their own

>"Oh my! I didn't knew you watched it too Applejack! Isn't Aether your favorite hooman? I wish there would be a Pony just like him in real life, if it did, I don't know what would I do to--"

>"Woah, easy there girl, I just borrowed some for remembering the good ol' times as a filly" Applejack is having a huge nostalgia boner

>"Oh but, these aren't like those old ones, these are more fresh, I wouldn't know how to explain them"

>Applejack looks away, trying to hide the awkwardness she felt by discussing this publicly

>"Uhh, I bet they are, girl" She continues with her path and says goodbye to Fluttershy, which kept talking about having a "A.H night", only the two of them

>Applejack started to think it might wasn't the best of ideas to watch the show after all

>She shook off that idea of her head, some foals show wasn't gonna turn her into some obsessed no-life pony, and she was about to prove it

>Once home in her room, Applejack watched the first episode, which was left on a Cliffhanger

>"Ah shoot, now ah'll have to see the next one to find out what happens, aww well, it was a good run" She stands up and leaves but soon stops to watch back at the tape, resting above her Tv.

>"Hmm, maybe one more, just to see what happens next"

>Applejack plays the next episode. After what appeared to be the eminent end of the friendship of all hoomans on the show, it all turned out right at the end"

>Well, that clears it" says Applejack walking away

>Even so, she couldn't leave

>She was a little curious now, would the other episodes be as good as that one?

>"Oh, well, just one more, but it's the last one. Those apple ain't gonna buck em' selves"

>Before anyone could tell about it, Applejack knew the name of every character

>She found herself giggling at some of the jokes, clearly intended as a double sense

>"That Aether fella is really funny"

>A voice outside called for Applejack

>"A.J I picked up the apples"

>"That's very nice Big Mac, thank ya kindly" yelled back Applejack without taking one eye away from the screen"

>Without minding it much, Applejack watched the first season; the 'all friends on their own' episode, the bodyswaping, the one that focuses on a minor characters, the holiday episodes.

>Mindlessly, she laughs, rages and cries every time the show's jimmy-rustling or feel moments occurred.  

>By night, Granny Smith passes by A.J room and says "Sweet Apples girl, at least close your mouth while watching that thing" A.J doesn't even replies

>2:00 am of the morning, Applejack finally ends up watching the second season finale; a three part vacations episode, having with that one last tape seeing all the tapes she borrowed from Spike

>"Well, Ah've seen it all, it was kind of good, and now I'm trough with it"

>"And I only had to see..."

>Applejack contemplates all the empty Tape shelves scattered on the ground and counts them quickly

>"...35 episodes to know so..."

>"Oh nelly..."

 

Equestria in Anon EP 12: Always lock the door

 

>Both you and Twilight return home from a day of lollygagging

>right after your "big scape" from the library, she became a little paranoid, thinking that she would get arrested immediately for coming to a library.

>after seeing that no one was following you two after all, she calmed down

>She, however, saw the books she got as a heist looting (which abnormal quantity DID constituted a crime, but you know the librarian girl got you covered)

>"I though that the outside was more dangerous Anon, but it turned to be alright"

>"Well, because we were lucky and we didn't left the car much, long enough and it would have been a mess"

>You two actually went outside for a walk, but as soon as the bronies gathered in crowds bigger than 5, it was time to teleport back to a safe spot

>Everything went better than expected

>"Even so, they didn't looked like such bad person those Bronies"

>"Well, I'm not saying they are all nut jobs, but one never knows" You put on your "I've seen some shit" face while you say that

>Twilight Sparkle giggles

>"Thanks for protecting me, it's very sweet" and afterwards, she plants a kiss in your right cheek

>It tickles and you find amazingly cute

>you suppress your dawwww's and curious, you adventure to ask:

>"Twilight, have you ever had a boyfriend before?"

>Twilight turns all kinds of red and delivers the largest "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" she has ever uttered

>"Twilight?"

>"W-why do you ask?"

>"Well, because of what we talked earlier, about Pinkie, and Rarity..."

>Twilight was trying to remember one of the advices she read on the internet

>There were so many, and most of them contradicted all the time

>Should she say she did so he would be jealous? Or that she didn't so he knows she's available? Would that make her look desperate? Tell the truth all the time, don't tell him everything...

>"Twilight, your freaking me out now--"

>"I'M AVAILABLE"

>lolwut.jpg

>Twilight was lucky of not having any pockets, or Spaghetti was sure to follow

>"I-I mean,...no, I haven't"

>"Didn't you had a crush before, Twilight?"

>"No"

>"Ever?"

>"Well, there was this colt..."

>"Aha! what was his name?"

>"Treble Whistle..."

>"lol, Treble what? what did he do?"

>"He was a voice talent, he participated in several voiced novels on the radio and official readings, he also...dubbed characters for cartoons"

>"Really, like who?"

>"Well, like, ...you"

>You had to ask, right?

>You hope he at least wasn't some sort of shitty/overrated voice talent

>For a pony Called 'Treble Whistle' you couldn't expect much

>You suddenly sweat on realization

>You've technically been speaking with Tara Strong all this time

>Ohgodwhy.jpg

>"Oh that's right, that must mean that someone is voicing me too!, who voices me Anon?...Anon? are you ok? Helloooo"

>"Twilight, lets just stay quiet for a while, ok?"

>On the way home, Twilight eventually falls quickly asleep

>You didn't realized before, but she snores

>You don't know why but that's even cuter

>You pass your free hand over her mane

>You recall the last time you felt that way; you were petting the last dog you ever loved. The obedient one, the one that you found living bellow your dad's car and got fed despite your parents wishes

>The one that eventually won your family

>Once you turned 12, he left home, possibly to die elsewhere, possibly getting hit by a car on it's way home. You never knew

>You also saw on her that figure of your friendship; that dorky girl that no one liked (including you) but stood up for you one day when you were in trouble

>You were her only friend, until she turned 12, grew boobs and changed her acquaintances

>Finally, you saw something else reflected there

>Yourself; the former you that could get excited for stuff without feeling afraid of being dissapointed eventually

>Although being with Twilight was different

>It was endearing, interesting, adorable, in overall, it was nice

>You get home already

>Once inside the garage, you shove Twilight gently to wake her up

>"Hey, we are back"

>She awakes slowly, and comes down, carrying her books conveniently with magic

>"I had a great day today Anon, thank you"

>"Don't mention it"

>Back inside, you notice you have five missing calls

>All of them from Her

>"Is not that late, wanna have a beer" proposes Twilight

>"Wow, really?"

>"What? You didn't thought I liked to drink?" By the tone she uses, you really don't

>It even sounds weird when she says it

>"Well, I won't argue to beer" you say

>You go into the kitchen and notice for the first time what a good job she made on repairing it

>fetching a twelve pack, you find her peeping at one of the books. It was "the unbearable lightness of being"

>"Kundera, good author" you say even when you hate that guy with all your guts

>You've learned to hate good authors trough the course of your life. Only the authors, their works are a whole different thing

>You get Twilight the beer she wanted, distracting her from reading

>She takes a large sip, you notice how much effort it takes for her to chump it

>You two keep drinking and talking all night

>You speak about the favorite parts of the book she 'rented' (of the ones you've read, at least)

>Every time you speak she listens motionless, being captive of every word you say

>The second beer taps open, and then the third

>You are on your sixth by then, you tell yourself that you should probably stop

>Twilight sits closer and closer from you from time to time.

>Soon enough, she is laying on your lap, with a pretty good distance for going for a kiss

>You can already smell her breath close to your face

>She is making 'that face', and she is pretty sure you are going to kiss her, since she is going for your lips

>"Twilight, what are you doing?"

>She opens her eyes once again, realizes her mouth was going full on kiss mode, and tries to think of an excuse

>"Oh, it must have been the beer, hehe, awkward! right?"

>"I told you you were no drinker" You stand up and head upstairs. You had enough for the night

>"I'm going to sleep Twilight, you coming?"

>"In a minute, I think I'll read for a while"

>"fine, see you tomorrow"

>You would find your way to bed even with your eyes closed

>You drop into your bed, still a little tipsy from all that beer

>You rest you eyes and your body relaxing does the rest

>You don't even undress or pull the sheets, you just drop face down into bed. The light of the bathroom is still on. You'll get it eventually

>Not having been properly as sleep, you hear a noise coming from downstairs

>It seems to be Twilight, it sounds like she is weeping

>You reincorporate once more, trying to not make much noise as you come down

>The noise comes from the Study Room

>"Why is she even crying?" you think

>getting your ear closer to the door you realize she isn't sobbing, nor whining

>She is moaning

>You see by a small gap left open inside the room

>Twilight is watching something in the computer

>The green color of the website seems familiar, but her head is covering it

>Her right hoof moves circularly between her legs as her whole body twirls accordingly

>Her moaning becomes more intense, she lays her head on the desk and moves her hoof even faster

>She bits her lip attempting to muffle her voice, but it's no use, she is being so loud

>With her head below, you can clearly see what was she looking at

>She is looking at Rule 34 images of her, all which showed a human having his way on her

>The circular motion soon becomes a quick up and down and soon after that, the shaking concludes in several waist spasms, becoming gradually less frequent between each other

>Twilight is breathing heavily, her ass still up, her head still resting on your deck

>She manages to sit back on the chair still trying to catch her breath

>"I'm so pathetic" she says, and that's the last thing you hear from it

>You go upstairs as silent as you came, and rest once more time in your bed

>Only that this time, you can't close your eyes

>Your brain is having a bad time trying to wrap up everything you just saw

>Your eyes hurt, so you decide to close them, but you are pretty much still awake

>You can't help to think that every noise is her doing it again

>Maybe you should talk to her tomorrow morning

 

Equestria in Anon EP 13: Chronicler and Rune

 

>Thank goodness, it's morning once more

>It's relatively late now, since you didn't need to get up early

>You don't want to leave your bed, you are a little afraid to confront Twilight about last night

>She never came up, and you're not sure if you should feel relieved or worried for that

>At first, you don't think it's really a big deal, putting it on perspective, it was kinda hot

>Sadly, your perspective wasn't oriented on that side, but on the other one

>A girl pleasuring herself on your computer room might not sound as creepy as it is, but inverting the genders, you can get a picture of how wrong last night was

>Also, there's the moral horizon of Twilight not being actually a girl, as much as an animal

>You take a bath and go downstairs, still unsure of whether you're confronting her or not

>She is sleeping soundly in your living room, surrounded by some books scattered on the floor (one of them titled "How to flirt: A Beginners guide")

>She is snoring and drooling over one of the books which improvised as a pillow

>You close the door of the Study Room and let her sleep a little while

>It's time to cook some actual breakfast

>Eggs, Bacon, Natural Orange Juice, Toasted Bread; the smell of great mornings

>You eat, still pondering on how to overcome awkwardness

>"Maybe if SHE catches me fapping she will learn the lesson..." No, that's not it...

>Someone knocks at your door

>You can't recall who could it be until you remember what day is it

>As you open you confirm what you thought: Rune and CHRONICLER waiting at the entrance

>They are the most dashing and lovely pair of persons to ever wear a WoW and a D&D T-shirt respectively

>You let them in, greeting each other as always

>You offer them something to bite or drink. Just coffee this time

>After all greetings are done, they sit one next to the other at one of your couch

>You still remember when they just met; they couldn't stand each other

>They always had opposite tastes on everything that could have one sided 'likedom' (PepsiXCoke,WarsXTrekk, etc)

>And here they were now, so comfortably sitting one next to the other

>"Sorry for not being here lately bro, but we had some unfinished business to attend"

>"Does it has anything to do about you two dating now?" You sip your coffee 'like a baws'

>Rune gasps, CHRONICLER almost chokes with his coffee

>"Who told you that?"

>"Aww, come on, it could be seen from space"

>"Well, with all due respect, so did Gale and You-know-who" Rune pokes him in the ribs "Oww, what?"

>"Don't worry, I know about that too"

>"Did She told you?"

>"She thinks you told me. And no, let's just say I have another source of trust"

>They both look at each other

>"Gale told you?" asks both of them at the same time

>facepalm.exe.

>"Wow, I'm really THAT oblivious huh?"

>They just smile

>"Well, anyway; Yes CHRONICLER and I are now a 'we'"

>"Congratulation you two, I really don't believe how happy I am for both of..." Progressively as you talk, they gaze estranged to a point behind you, ignoring your words

>You turn to see what they're looking at

>Twilight Sparkle with bags bellow her eyes, still half asleep, with her mane shuffled, standing outside the study, in a trance, just standing there

>Silence

>Twilight finally glances them both, gasps and takes a leap into the Living Room

>Rune and CHRONICLER stand up unsure of what's happening, exchanging sights between each other, you and Twilight

>"The REAL CHRONICLER AND RUNE" She surrounds them each not taking a second to even blink

>"I have come from so far away just to listen you say your catchphrase" Twilight looks to CHRONICLER eagerly, like he knew what was she talking about, and just like having Twilight in your living room was something normal

>CHRONICLER comes close to her, deeply examining her.

>Rune also comes close, putting both of her hands on Twilight's face, watching her teeth and tongue, checking closely her eyelashes

>"She looks so...real"

>"T-that's because I am!" says Twilight releasing herself from the grip "My name is--"

>"Twilight Sparkle" says CHRONICLER

>"From Canterlot" adds Rune

>"Protégée of Princess Celestia" continues CHRONICLER

>"Element of Magic" adds Rune

>"Aaaaaaaaand, may I add, the best bot ever built, congratulations Anon" says CHRONICLER, shoving your shoulder

>"Yeah Anon, I mean, some settle up for the Purple fleshlight, but..."

>"What?" You can't really blame them for being dubious about Twilight

>"Why is it so hard to believe I'm real?"

>"Guess you'll have to show them that thing sex toys can't do"

>Twilight gets it. Soon, her horn starts to glow and all the present are warped to CHRONICLER's house

>His characteristic dungeon walls and castle decorations can be seen

>"Wow, CHRONICLER's famous dungeon place" Twilight started to run inside of her house, the sound of things falling over could be heard in another room

>"Whoa, sorry"

>"Wh-hey! get outta there"

>"So, it IS her" points out Rune. She is amused, yet not surprised

>Uhum, that's the real Twilight"

>"Have she revealed you what is she doing here?"

>"Well, remember that guy that always talked on what would he do when he reached Equestria some day? Twilight is pretty much that guy here"

>More noise can be heard at the background. The maze was not a place to be taken lightly. CHRONICLER himself had to be careful of not getting lost sometimes

>"But, how in earth did she knew about humans?"

>"Because we are apparently a fiction slapstick comedy aired on her world designated for little foals"

>"Oh, that explains everything" says Rune ironically

>"Does she knows about My Little Pony?"

>"Yerp. She seemed shocked at start, but I think she got used to it now. Just as I got used to it too"

>You explain how she sees one episode ahead on your lives, and how she's months ahead on what the show currently goes, even before production

>"So that's how you knew about the whole Rune and I"

>"Oh, then you know about the Friday incident..."

>"Yes, and I've changed it completely. I've cancelled plans"

>"Hmmm" CHRONICLER doesn't seems too excited by this idea

>"What?"

>"You'll have to think if changing the course of fate is such a good idea, Anon"

>"Come on, I just skipped a little self embarrassment, what's the worst could happen?"

>Twilight finally comes by, holding a black orb with her magic

>"What's this?" asks Twilight

>"DON'T TOUCH THAT!" screams CHRONICLER as it tries to intercept her

>Soon Twilight starts to levitate, her eyes turn white as the Orb interacts with Twilight's magic power

>"Alas! The power of Dragons is finally Mine! MINE!"

>You three gaze in shock Twilight revolting in the air, controlled by a power greater than hers

>"Oh no, you won't" Rune gets the Bane of the fallen king and aims it's Magic towards Twilight

>From where does she gets to pull that thing all the time? You'll never know

>She quickly disarms Twilight away from the Orb, which CHRONICLER calmly picks back

>Twilight apologizes and giggles

 

>Before you even know it, a small reunion is gathered in your house

>The list of guests is pretty much decided on which 'character' did Twilight wanted to see

>the whole thing revolted in all of them sharing music and other stuff with her

>"Ponygone" and "PonyOverlord" bring each one large keg of beer, while the rest of you all bring beer canned and bottled

>And so, the questioning begun

>"I'm a background hooman? Well excuuuuse me for not being so attached to Anon"

>"Dude, relax, I'm not even the main character or anything"

>"Then who is it?"

>"Yes, who is it Twilight?" All of the present stare at her, waiting for an answer

>"Well, all of you have equal qualities that makes the show so endearing that--"

>"Yeah yeah, cut the crap Twilight, who's the main dude?"

>"Well, it kinda is...Aether?"

>This is a surprise, even for you, others reaction vary from "yeah, I saw that coming" to "Aww come on, really?"

>"B-but the fandom is quite balanced on which is the most liked hooman"

>They soon are discussing on who's considered the worst hooman when you get a phone call

>It's Her; you forgot to invite her

>Let that aside, you didn't wanted to invite her, Gale was there and you could already foresee the whole Friday scenario playing one day earlier

>What a way of "changing fate"

>You decide to pick the call outside for the noise and what not. They are now asking why X or Y pony didn't came with her, she explains beforehand that she is not sure Rainbro is into 'the series' at all

>"Hey Anon, is everything ok?"

>"Hey you, sure. Everything fine. Why do you ask?"

>"It's just that you seemed a little...I don't know...Upset?... yesterday?"

>There she goes again

>"I tried to call you yesterday but you weren't home, but you didn't called back either, so..."

>I guess there's no fooling her

>You still want to make her suffer a bit more, you like all the sudden attention she is giving you, yet you know that doing such a thing it's not worthy of bros

>"I'm not even mad, but I'm glad you called, I wanted to know if there's something you wanted to tell me"

>"Mmmmmaybe..."

>"Maybe?"

>"it's kinda private, and embarrassing"

>Suddenly, you feel a little aroused

>Why are your hopes feeling all pumped all of a sudden

>She probably means about the whole Gale thing

>"Well, then let's meet some other day"

>"Monday for dinner?"

>You sigh

>"Sure, why the hell not"

>"Alright then, it's a date"

>"Wh--"

>"See ya!" she hangs up

>You felt confused now. What kind of game was she playing?

>You were on the process of letting her go and assume that you would feel uncomfortable around her and Gale for a while but get over it as soon as you found a new girlfriend

>Yet now...

>A strong cheer stops your thinking

>As you come inside, Rune and Twilight were face to face in a beer chugging competition, the characteristic "CHUG CHUG CHUG" could be heard

>You never saw one of those outside of college parties, however you could understand it happening there, you know, for science

>Surprisingly, Twilight manages to beat Rune, which causes general amaze.

>"Woooooooh, Yeah!" cheers Twilight on her recent victory. She stumbles a little but is helped by your other friends here

>The drinking competition goes on the rest of the day

 

Equestria in Anon EP 14: Wild Twilight fled

 

>As the drinking afternoon ends, guests begun to leave as they found they had enough

>As expected, you are left alone with Twilight Sparkle

>A very VERY drunk Twilight Sparkle

>"Hey, where did all the hoomans go?" babbled Twilight attempting to sound sober

>"They're gone, they had stuff to do"

>"Pff, wuzzes" Twilight was really unrecognizable being that drunk

>You too were quite smashed as well

>You couldn't believe how aroused Twilight's voice got you

>Also, you couldn't feel your face, nor the rest of your extremities

>Your mind wanders trough the phone-call with Her, torturing yourself with what could She mean with it

>Twilight Sparkle notices your sudden change of humor and tries to cheer you up herself

>Only that she does this knocking you over your back (not too hard on your condition) and climbing over you

>"Ohh, what's getting you so down, Anon?" says Twilight in a half sensual half drunk voice

>"It's...nothing, it's just that, She called a while ago and I can't help to think that she is now interested in me"

>Talking about other girls when someone is hitting on you is never a good idea, but being Twilight, you didn't considered it a bad thing to do

>Twilight keeps climbing up on you until you and her are face to face

>"Oh, just forget about her Anon, I know of somepony who's crazy about you right now..."

>Twilight dives fully for a kiss, and having little to no response from part of your face, you allow it

>She misses, however, and starts to lick on your cheek, she is too wasted to notice she have failed

>You have to admit that the sensation of her tongue on your face starts to give you ideas, but the fact that it's Twilight who's doing it makes you put an end to it

>"Twilight, stop" you shove her off of yourself and with all the balance you could find you incorporate back up

>Twilight falls over the back of her skull, you try to help her up and ask if she's ok, yet she smacks away your hand when you try to reach her

>"What does she has that I don't Anon? Is it because I don't have any of these?" Twilight grabs one of your hands with her hoof

>You wonder how do they do to grab on stuff without fingers, but you know you shouldn't wonder about that right now, you have to focus

>"Is it because I don't stand in two legs all the time? Oooh look at me, I am a human, Whoah!" Twilight stood on her hind legs for a moments, quickly losing her balance and falling again into the ground

>"Twilight, I..." you don't know how to finish that sentence, and that is quite concerning, for being on a state where usually one can't keep quiet

>"Oh, I know, maybe if I hit on someone else, you'll finally look at me, is that what it takes Anon?"

>Oh yeah, she mad

>And so are you

>"Twilight, you are being ridiculous" you instantly regret having said that, for Twilight face turns to all varieties of mad

>You never thought you'd see a worse Twilight that the one on "Lesson Zero"

>"Twilight, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--"

>"Save it Anon, I'm clearly wasting my time" Twilight backs off and faces away from you

>"I don't have to stay here, the night is still too young" Twilight disappears in a flash, leaving you dumb folded once again

>The clock ticks in the now silent room, you are still trying to process what just happened

>Also, you are trying to convince yourself that your living room isn't spinning

>You decide to wait for a little, to let things cool down a little bit, but for you and for her

>You still haven't put behind the 'clopping' incident, and if anyone should be mad right now it should be you

>However, you feel guilty, even when you can't quite put your finger on why

>Almost an hour passes by, and you start to get worried

>You call all of your afternoon guests to ask if Twilight is there

>Half of them doesn't even respond, among them the recent couple, the other half haven't seen her but promise to help asking the others for her

>An hour and a half go by and you think the worst

>What if she is just too drunk to teleport back? What if she got caught by the city pound? Or worse;what if she's being tortured by sadists?

>there is no point on going around to look after her when she could be literally anywhere, yet, that's your only plan of action being on such state

>Driving carefully trough the streets of the city, you turn on the high lights on

>You call Twilight for her name as thought you were looking for a pet

>No wonder why she was so pissed

>People keep yelling you things about vampires and stuff

>You stop calling her

>You go check the city pound if they've seen a pony

>You are lucky, they have

>When you run in to see the cages, you see an actual pony, a brown one, cute, but it wasn't Twilight

>having more control of your voice, you start to ask people on the streets if they have, by any chance have seen a purple pony around there

>That doesn't helps your case on looking sober

>It's past midnight and you're starting to get really worried

>Just when you start to think that she might have gone back to Equestria, you notice something on the beach

>Upon the cloak of dark, her shade was hardly recognizable on the edge of the ocean

>Parking somewhere near, you drag yourself close to the shore

>She seems way more calm now, she had all the signs of have been crying for hours, now she just sniffling and shaking with every breath

>You sit next to her and stare wave after wave crashing on the coast

>She doesn't looks at you, she does tries, however, it would seem she's too ashamed to do so

>Not wanting to push it, you pretend to look for something far away in the dark horizon

>You stay like that for what seems forever

>"I was  afraid that you had returned to Ponyville" you finally say

>"I was going to, but I left my figurine of Anonymous on your room"

>You both laugh without really wanting to, and then remain quiet

>"...I'm really sorry Anon" says Twilight , it really inspires you to hug her, so you do it

>"Hey, it's ok, we were drunk, we said things we didn't mean..."

>Twilight sniffles and wipes the new tears

>"But I did meant it Anon. I really really like you"

>The ocean kept breathing calmly wave after wave, only the moonlight quivered in the shifting shade of the water

>"But you know..."  she sniffled really hard this time "it doesn't matter. I've made a fool out of myself. I've screwed all my chances with..." her voice breaks at that point, being unable to finish the sentence "This ponies kept making it seem so easy on the clopfictions and I thought" she sighs to prevent further crying

>"Hey, don't sweat it, it's like you said that time to me...'I would have done the same thing'"

>Wiping the incoming tears, this time she beams at you tenderly

>"Really?"

>"Really really" You both hug

>Just hugging. It seemed like that was all you both needed. It was one of those hugs destined for transcendental events.

>You and Twilight exchange sights

>In the exchange, she keeps giving quick looks at your lips, too slow and too many to ignore them

>She is going for a kiss again, this time, you are pretty sure you don't want her to miss

>You are not sure if you want the kiss either, but what's the worst that could happen?

>Twilight stops in mid-air and turns around to hurl all the alcohol she had inside

>You pick her hair so she doesn't puke on it

>You caress Twilight's mane while she finishes puking

>"Don't worry Twilight, I still like you"

>She happily receives your gestures. All tough it would be better if it seemed less like you're petting her

>For the second time since her arrival, she sleeps on your car

>The moon glowed high in the sky, it was on it's full size, really close to earth this time, almost Transylvanian

>That night, you take Twilight to bed and kiss her gently in the forehead

 

Equestria in Anon EP 15: Rarifiction

 

>It's Friday in Ponyville, Applejack must go see how her sister is doing at Rarity's

>Once she comes close to her house, the childish uproar of the crusaders could already be heard

>Applejack chuckled beforehand

>"Ohohoho-Oh boy, Rarity must be goin' crazy rite' now"

>The girls are playing inside of Rarity's studio, but surprisingly, they stayed out of Rarity's job

>The mannequins were holding each 5 suits designed after the models of the last suit of the Wonderbolts, only that they look more fancy and dynamic

>"Hey Applejack!" greets Apple Bloom, splitting from her two friends

>"Apple Bloom, tell her about tomorrow" whispers Scootaloo, both her and Sweetie Bell smiled

>"Oh yeah! Tomorrow Tv's goin' to show an "Adorable Hoomans" marathon and we wanted to see it at Fluttershy's"

>"A marathon?"

>"Yes, their going to air all new episodes so far" explained Sweetie Bell

>"And, the'r gonn' to re-air last weeks chapter with a surprise twist!" announced Apple Bloom

>"And the best of all is that the new episode is showing right after that!" concluded Scootaloo

>"PlEEEEEASE?" begged the three of them

>"Does Fluttershy knows bout' this?"

>"Yes! She is a big fan of the show too, so she's letting us watch it over her place while Rarity finishes her dresses, right Rarity?"

>Rarity nods

>"Well, Ah' Dunno, what' y'all say Rarity?"

>"Oh, I don't mind really, you know how good Fluttershy is with the kids, after all"

>"So, it's a yes?" insists Apple Bloom

>"Did you do all yer' Homework?"

>"Yup" replied Apple Bloom

>"And yer' house chores?"

>"Eeyup"

>"And you promise not to trouble Fluttershy?"

>"Eeeeeeeeeeyup" Apple Bloom grins at her sister and blinks gleefully

>Applejack plays hard on her sister for a while, but her mind was made from the beginning

>"Aw'right, Ah' guess  you can go"

>"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" the little foals explode in one synchronized ear piercing screech

>Applejack sees her sister, and gives her a look of disbelief upon her recently made promise

>"Uhh, ah' mean, woo hoo!" the girls chuckled all together

>Rainbow Dash comes in with no less style than usual

>"Hey girls!"

>"Hey Rainbow Dash!" greets Scootaloo before than anyone else, Rainbow Dash shuffles her mane

>"Ready for those flying lessons, girl?"

>"I was born ready!

>"Alright, see you in a while" The crusaders saw their cue to leave and adventured outside, while Applejack was left to Rarity and Rainbow Dash

>"I came to see if those models were finished"

>Rainbow Dash soon is caught by the vision of the dresses hanging on the mannequins

>"Woah, they are looking awesome Rarity"

>"Well, these are prototypes, but it's pretty much a general idea of how I wanted them to see"

>"Y'all have bested yourself this time Rarity" praised Applejack, sincerely amazed by the dresses

>"Oh, stop it both of you"

>"Do you still need the templates? Spitfire asked me to pick them if you don't"

>"They're in the table dear, help yourself" The table held many files and papers, most of them sketches.

>"Anyway,I wanted to ask if you two wanted to hang out tomorrow, just us and, well, no Twilight, since she's still on vacations, but you get the idea"

>"Oh, tomorrow it's not a good day, I have to finish this dresses and it will take forever"

>"Aw well, too bad. how about you Applejack?

>"Ahmmm, tomorrow I gotta..."Applejack had to look for an excuse for tomorrow

>She was planning to look the marathon herself, that concluded with the airing of a new episode

>Why was it so hard? Could she still say she had to buy supplies for the renovation of the barn?

>Applejack took a good 15 seconds to think, Rainbow Dash started to look down on deception

>"Look, if you don't want to hang out it's ok, we'll do it later" Rainbow Dash flies outside without saying much

>"RD wait, don't be mad, we can still hang out this Sunday"

>"Yeah, it's cool, don't sweat it AJ. C'ya" seeming a little less upset, Rainbow Dash leaves the room and joins Scootaloo outside

>Rarity seems ashamed of letting her down

>"Poor thing, I hate to see her like that"

>"Yeah..." Applejack sight drifts in different parts on the room. Looking down for a bit, she notices the yellow pages with the word "DO NOT REPRODUCE" on them

>"Wait! RD! you forgot the templates!" Rainbow Dash was long gone. Damn she was fast

>"Aww shucks...wait a minute" on a close inspection, Applejack realizes it's not the templates she's holding, but some sort of script

>"What? What's wrong Applejack?"

>Applejack reads carefully the tittle of document and grimaced jestly

>"The romantic adventures of Rarity and the Hieronimous hooman"?

>Rarity's alerts triggered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk)

>"W-where did you-- gimme that!"

>Applejack quickly dodged her attempt to recover her file and kept reading lines and passing pages on the script

>"...As Albert left them alone their eyes meet in a romantic gaze that melt the beauuuuuutiful's pony's heart..." Applejack kept reading out loud, making an emphasis on "beautiful"

>"Applejack, STOP IT!" Rarity seemed visibly bothered, she was getting red, both from shame and anger

>"...Oh doctor Hieronimous, I wonder if someday you'll study the mysterious boundaries of love" Applejack chuckles at her lecture while masterfully ducks at every take down attempt from the author

>"Applejack I'm not even joking!, GIVE ME THAT!" Rarity picks Applejack from the tail with magic and lifts her in midair, yet that doesn't stops Applejack from reading

>"...Rarity's front hooves met with his juicy...scientist arms"? Applejack started to laugh

>Steaming with rage, and with her eyes already tearing in humiliation, Rarity dropped Applejack from her grip

>"Alright, that's it. Yes; I, Rarity, who calls everything and everyone uncouth and childish likes "Adorable Hoomans". THERE! that's what you wanted to hear?!" Rarity was suppressing her urges to bawl, which was odd, since it seemed to be something natural for her in less dramatic situation

>"Sugarcube, I didn't wanted you to feel bad. I just laughed because I pictured you and Hieronimous together, that's all"

>Rarity wipes of the tears of her face, still frowning and sharpening her sight

>"I...uh...Ah' too like 'Adorable hoomans'" confesses Applejack

>"Pff, Yes, sure, just go with Rainbow Dash so you two can mock me all you want"

>"No, I'm serious, Ah' do"

>Rarity started to believe it, the difference between lying Applejack and the usual honest 'Jack was very notorious, still she had to do the test of fire to know if she was serious about it

>"Name two hoomans then, and I want real names, not "Warhammer Human" and "Booze drinker"

>"Overlord Anon and Pony Gun"

>"It's Pony Gone"

>"Oh, that makes more sense"

>"Wait a minute, you DO watch it then?"

>"Well, just a couple of episodes...well, some episodes...well...most episodes...ok, all of them"

>Rarity enlightened her teary face into full enthusiasm. It did fitted her more that Fluttershy, somehow, but the reaction was quite similar

>"I can't believe it! This is lovely, just, LOVELY! Who's your favorite?

>"Well, I haven't still--"

>oh! don't tell me I want to guess, oh! no no! what's your favorite episode?

>"Well, in the first season--"

>"When they swap bodies and have to recreate the whole day..." suggests Rarity

>Rarity did hit the nail, Applejack completes the sentence with her at the same time "--And recreate the whole week?" both girls screech in joy

>Not having someone to talk about the series was killing both of them. Applejack couldn't stop wondering what was she planning to do with that fiction anyway

>"Oh my gosh Applejack, since when?"

>"Two days ago, boy was I wrong about it"

>"So, back then with Rainbow Dash, you were trying to bail out too"

>"Hehe, yeah. I feel kinda bad"

>"Me too, but Rainbow Dash isn't much in that kind of things and, well, you know how hurtful she can be sometimes"

>Applejack looked at the half done dresses

>"So, you tellin' me you don't actually have to do this tomorrow?"

>"Of course not, I finished these since Tuesday, I just didn't wanted to have to make plans for that day knowing about the marathon and all" Rarity revealed from behind a curtain the finished dresses

>They were perfect, several times more amazing than the unfinished prototypes

>"No one bothers me if I ever mention something related to work, so I'll have the afternoon free"

>Applejack notices the sudden ridiculous separation they were having just to hide the fact that they watched a foals show

>Ponyville was a small town, and such things would spread quickly, but there was probably not one who cared about it.

>"I was thinking, why don't we just go and watch it over with Fluttershy?"

>"What?! In front of S-sweetie bell?" asked Rarity, nervously playing with her hooves

>"Why not? We are her sisters after all, we have the perfect alibi"

>"I don't know Applejack, the whole charade of the costumes would be meaningless"

>"Not if you happened to finish them early..." Applejack winks at her

>"Ohhh...right! Maybe I was just really inspired and made it on time at...4, in time for the last part of the marathon"

>Both ponies laugh and plan on how their going to meet over there

>They spend hours talking about all those things they liked about the show, they both started to wonder which would be a best match for all of their acquaintances if they were real

>The week ended pretty well for them both

 

Equestria in Anon EP 16: Miss Samantha Moonlight

 

>You have a dream that night

>you are in an abandoned park in the middle of the forest, everything around you is so green

>You've been there, suddenly, you see your most recent crush; it's "Her"

>It's the most perfect moment to tell her how you feel

>You try to talk to her, but instead, you neigh

>...?

>You try one more time, yet the result is the same

>You notice she looks down on you, she is so tall all of a sudden

>Then, you're not in that park anymore, you're surrounded by a bunch of people

>You look at yourself and realize that you are Twilight Sparkle

>You try to talk to Her, but she is further scared for your horse antics

>She looks at you with a certain pity, and dream-like slowly, she walks away from you

>the crowd engulf her and soon you lose her among all the strangers

>The crowd is constituted by neck-beards who quickly surround you

>You try to scream, but their hands are all over you

>You are suffocating, it's all so hot in there

>This is it, this is is how you die

>You wake up with a big headache, sweating and breathing heavily

>What_a_dream_mark.jpg

>You rub your eyes, and as you incorporate, Twilight snuggles the rest of the sheets

>She did a wreck last night, but it's nothing you can't put behind

>You notice something is not right, though

>Why is Twilight so...tall, all of a sudden?

>It's hard to say, since she is wrapped among your blankets, but even the back of her head seems...different

>"Twilight?" you shove her not sure of what's happening, until she wakes up

>"Hmm, good morning Anon" she turns around and you jump back surprised when you see her

>"What's wrong Anon?" Asks Twilight Sparkle

>"Twilight!? What happened to you!?" you ask, as you see not a pony unicorn, but a young, beautiful and healthy woman with Twilight's voice and 'hair' color

>Twilight glances at her own body and stands up

>She gasps in surprise and watches how she has control over her brand new fingers. She beams at this and show you her trick as if you've never seen it before

>"The cycle of the moon is complete" she says while your sheets fall on the ground revealing her perfect naked body

>the word "instaboner" gets a new definition

>You turn away, but Twilight doesn't seems to mind you to watch. She's not familiar with the human sense of shame, despite having seen all humans in clothes all the time, she figured that it was probably optional for them too

>"Cycle of the moon? What are you talking about?"

>"I told you days ago, Remember? I was working on a new spell. I did everything by the book, but it insisted that the moon cycle was vital for this. I somewhat thought it didn't worked, but it did"

>"Uhum..." You really can't concentrate, her body was just too fucking hot, it was a living sculpture and she couldn't gave 2 fucks about you watching her boobs

>"So this Spell makes you human?" Your brain was officially of the board, all the blood it needed to work properly was distributed in your face and dick

>Twilight notices you trying to avoid watching her and giggles

>"I was planning to use it sooner, but I never counted with the moon factor"

>Adding insult to injury she gets closer

>God, you fear your going to pinch an eye off that poor girl with your thing if this keeps like this

>"So...am I a pretty human, Anon?"

>She wasn't teasing you, she asked honestly, which was making you way more stiff

>You uttered the largest "Uhhhhhhhhh" you have ever made before

>Fuck, why was she so goddamn beautiful!?

>She waves her hand in front of her forehead, and draws in it some small space, as though as an air bubble meddled in between

>"What is it?"

>"It's weird. I don't have my horn anymore, but I can still feel it there, I wonder if..."

>The sheets begin to lift from the ground as expected, surrounded by the purple aura of her spell, the source of this, however, was nowhere to be seen

>"Wonderful! My powers are still working! Isn't it great Anon? I'm so excited" Twilight jumps into your arms, her breasts touch your naked chest and her nipples, hard at contact, pokes your skin

>Your boner evolves into an atomic raging boner

>She needs clothes, quickly

>All you could give the human Twilight was a shirt you owned

>You needed help with this, female help

>Hoping she wasn't too busy with her comic book store, you call out Betty for help

>Mildly explaining the situation, she comes into your home with a small bag with clothes

>She sees Twilight in the living room and goes all "the_fuck_picard.jpg"

>"Where did you picked this girl?"

>"It's a really long story, to this point, I don't think it's important to tell it"

>Twilight is watching her own hands and feet, still not used to them

>"She seems kind of autistic. Is she into Anime?"

>"No, her hair is natural"

>"Really? It seems like a very lame Twilight Sparkle cosplay"

>"I know, it's terrible, but I really need to help this girl"

>Betty lends some clothes Twilight can use herself

>"Here, try this girl"

>Twilight responds to the sound of her voice and stares at Betty smiling, almost as one would smile a long known friend

>Twilight quickly runs to a room to use them

>her bare ass flashes for a second

>Betty follows it as it goes

>notbad_obama.jpg

>"I wonder what kind of atrocities would have you done to this girl if I weren't around"

>"If you weren't around? I called you, remember?"

>She was of course joshing you. She liked to do that

>Twilight took too little to put on the clothes. Her magic was still working, even when her horn wasn't visible, she could still feel it and use it

>"Wow, she's quick" noticed Betty "What's your name, girl?"

>"I'm...Uhhh" Twilight glanced at you. She knew she could not say her true name

>"Samantha" you end up saying "She is Samantha...Moonlight?"

>Twilight nodded proudly "Pleasure to meet you" said Twilight while shaking Betty's hand

>"Right..." Betty discretely glares at you and outlines the word "AUTISMAL" with her lips "Well Sam, take good care of this outfit"

>Walking by the door, she is out of the scene

>You look Twilight Sparkle for the first time as her human form

>She looks gorgeous in that outfit.

>"You look great Twilight"

>"Thanks" she blushes a little. This time you don't mind

>"So...Samantha?"

>"well, it's a cute name"

>"I think I like it, I'll use it in front of other humans" said Twilight more confident of her new self

>Even when you wanted to forget about last night with all your might, you can't help to think that you pushed her to this

>Somewhere between her drunk rambling she did mentioned that you couldn't take her seriously because she wasn't human

>You hope she didn't took that too personal

>"So, is this human transformation permanent, or...?

>"No, not really, as soon as the moon loses it's top intensity I will recover my usual self. It's a one-time-each-month thing"

>"So, you'll turn human once a month?"

>"Yes, but, actually, there's one way to stay human all the time..."

>Someone frantically calls at the door, for the way they knocked, it was either the police, the IRS or one of your relatives

>You open the door, and get on the floor, but nobody walks the dinosaur

>Instead, you get hugged, kissed in the cheek and nearly yelled at your ear

>It was motherfucking SisterAnon

>"Are you ready?"

>"Ready? ready for...oh FFFFFF--"

>Your brain feels goosebumps knowing he fucked up, badly

>It was the wedding day, your sister's best friend wedding day, the one which you were supposed to cancel yesterday, but where too drunk to remember

>You were supposed to call and tell her you wasn't in town, potentially dissuading her from not looking for you

>Now it was late, she would pretty much do anything in her power to take you two to her obnoxious friend's wedding

>"Come on, we got little time if we want to be in Jersey today"

>"Ugh, I'd love to go to your friend's wedding but, uhhh..."

>"Gosh Anon, aren't you going to introduce me to her?" says SisterAnon staring curious at Twilight

>You have an idea

>"This is Samantha Moonlight, my fiance"

>"Really!?" squeaks your sister...and so does Twilight afterwards

>You wrap your arm around her and pull her close "Yes, we've been together for over a year and a half, right dear?"

>S-sure, sweat...heart?" You could feel Twilight's body beating whole

>"Awww, a year and a half? that's like, the whole time I've been away! Ughh, I haven't even saw you kissing your first fiancee"

>You two laugh, yet she keeps staring at you two, like saying "Now would be a good time"

>You lean to Twilight and peek her over the lips, to which she quickly responds in the same way

>"You call that a kiss? Come on, don't be shy just because I'm here" nags SisterAnon

>"SisterAnon, that's just plain rude, you barely know her, you can't ask--"

>"No,...it's ok" Twilight pulls your face next to hers and pulls you in a real kiss

>Her breath tastes like mint and grapes

>you let yourself go in a kiss that goes on for fifteen seconds, you could even swear that your sister is getting horny just by watching it

>The kiss ends, Twilight keeps her face close to yours, with her eyes still closed, trying to make the moment last forever

>"Awwww, you twooooo!~ This is sooooo~ cute, you should totally bring her to the wedding"

>"Oh no, she came from far just to be here tonight, sooo..."

>"Aww, don't worry, we'll be back by tomorrow soon, so you two can, Ehehe , 'catch up' Huh? Huh?" God your sister was annoying

>"She doesn't has anything formal to wear"

>"Don't worry, we'll buy her something over there, come on! I have an appointment to get my hair done, hurry!" She leaves outside and goes into her car again

>Once there, she begins to honk over and over again

>"We better hurry" you say "She's not going to stop until we are there" you sigh and accept the consequences of your procrastination

>Twilight seems to be in some sort of trance still

>"Twilight?"

>"I'm sorry is just that...well,...that was my first kiss"

>"You mean...with me?"

>"I mean,...with somepony err...'body'"

>"Pff, get outta here..." you say, finding hard to believe that she hasn't been kissed before

>"...really?" you end up asking

>She nods, you noticed she has over-blushed, the poor is all red

>She keeps honking

>"Come oooooooon! you'll have plenty of time to make out in the way"

>You both head outside into her car, ready to have a great day despite the odds

 

Equestria in Anon EP 17: Transformation Complete

 

>You and Twilight sit on the back seat, while your sister drove like a maniac trough the highway to New Jersey

>"Why is the wedding in Jersey anyway?" you ask

>"Well, Jodie is from Jersey"

>"Yeah, but she doesn't have to marry there, she could marry anywhere, like, here"

>SisterAnon chuckled

>"Oh come on, you'll like it, besides, how long has it bin' sin's chu bin with chur lil sistuh'?" Asked SisterAnon, reviving an early age when she used to take care of you and talk you like that

>All that was missing was her pinching your cheeks

>"Come on, you have to fill me in! How did you meet this adorable adooorable girl?"

>She was right on that, there was no denying on how adorable human Twilight was

>"Oh, uhm, we've met in college"

>"Oh yes, I gave a lecture there, no big deal" said Twilight

>you raise both eyebrows and look at her

>Twilight was really ambitious on the goal of making a good impression to your sister

>"Wo-ho-how!, you picked a real smart girl this time! Don't you DARE to let her go, did you hear me?"

>"Yeah, yeah..."

>"I mean it Sammy! If he tries something funny, you come and tell me, Ok?"

>Twilight giggles "I sure will sister"

>"Oh, that's right! we'll be sisters in law!"

>Why_cant_I_hold_all_this_sistersinlaw.jpg.twilight

>It was interesting seeing how both of them bonded together, SisterAnon could be and was a real bitch with other girls, but she and Twilight got to like each other really easily

>After some hours, you finally get to your destination, past noon

>You stop at a Mall by Commons way

>"First things first, let's find her something adorable to wear"

>The idea of shopping wasn't exciting at all, luckily, your sister wasn't planning on spending much time with all the stuff she had left to do, so how bad could it be?

>Every bit as bad as you remembered it

>You go inside a department store and buy and adequate suit for the occasion, nothing too fancy, and decide to wear it off right away

>So there you were, once again sitting on a bench expecting for them to actually come up with a dress, it took you hardly 40 minutes to come out with your ensemble, and yet you were still waiting

>After coming out of the seventh store, they came up with several bags, only one of them containing the actual dress

>"No way, your friend is a designer? That is so-- I mean, you would always have something to wear!"

>"That's what she does all the time, she's very generous"

>"I have GOT to meet her"

>"Yeah..." said Twilight, trying to not push any further Rarity's fame

>"Geez, quit chugging on other people friends" you tell her, to which she responds sticking her tongue out

>SisterAnon notices your suit

>"Nice touch" she adds

>"Thanks, so, you have the dress yet?"

>"Yes we do! we found ourselves in some sort of impasse now, we wanted you to know if you liked it before removing the tag and all"

>Twilight picked from the bag a simple plain yellow dress

>Why did it resulted so...familiar?

>"I mean, it's the theme color and all, but I think she shouldn't be so modest, I mean if it's about the price..."

>"I like it" you end up saying

>"You do?" ask both of them, Twilight with joy, but SisterAnon with perplexity

>"Well, whatever, if he likes it and all..."

>Her cell-phone starts to beep

>She checks it and remembers the alarm she programmed

>"Woops, gotta go! Hair appointment, you sure you don't wanna go? Oh right, I forgot, catching up and all, huh? I'll see you at the Temple at 7"

>She dashes away into the parking lot like a blur of pink and blond

>"Your Sister is quite..."

>"Annoying?"

>"I was going to say friendly. She reminds of my own sister-in-law"

>Twilight notices you're somewhat bothered

>"Something's wrong?"

>"Oh Nothing, it's just that, there was a lot of places I could show to the human Twilight if we weren't in stupid Jersey

>"Awww, and yet we came here, despite you hating Jersey so much"

>"Don't remind me"

>"We came here for your Sister because you love her" said Twilight with a huge smile on her face, trying to make you a little less upset

>"Oh trust me, if me holding back from punching her doesn't proves that I love her, nothing will"

>Your ears quickly catch on a tune in the distance

>From the inside of a records store, a familiar song could be heard

>Following it, you stay close outside, listening to the tune

>"What is it Anon?"

>"It's this song, I love it" you say "It's Chet Baker, I don't know much of music but I think he didn't wrote that song, but hell does knows how to sing it"

>The song was "Almost Blue", it kept playing softly from within the store

>The song ended up quickly, it was a short song to begin with

>Twilight eyes were filled on an unusual bright, she recognized the piano notes in the song

>"I know this song. It's from the seventh episode of the second season" recons Twilight, with a large melancholy on her voice

>"Wow...our soundtrack kicks ass..."

>"It's played when Laura leaves" says Twilight, making you feel a sting in your heart

>Laura was the love of your life, you always thought she was just too good for you, and at the end, she did proved that being right

>It's been a while since you considered how good or bad could it be that she knows that much of your life

>"Do you still miss her Anon?"

>"Not until now..." The store owner now played Michael Jackson music

>"Let's move along"

>You and Twilight had the entire afternoon all for yourselves.

>Fearing to get lost, you stayed at the mall wandering around

>Twilight held your hand and looked back at you

>"This is nice" she said

>The human Twilight was way more confident that her Pony self

>Yet philosophically speaking, how far was this Twilight from the actual Twilight?

>"You should probably stay human" you regret saying that just as soon as you say it. Twilight, however, takes it more lightly than before

>"Yeah, we'll see..."

>You now realize she never told you how to remain human, back in your house

>There is a movie theater inside of the mall, and for the sake of killing time, it seems like a pretty good idea to go in

>"Are you sure we got time for this? It's 3'o clock already and I don't want to make a bad impression on your sister"

>"Don't worry, we'll make it there with an elegant 2 hours delay..."

>"WHAT?--"

>"I'm joking I'm joking!"

>You keep walking into the ticket booth

>"Just a half hour delay"

>"No!"

>"I'm kidding! Relax"

>"Stop kidding about being late!"

>None of the movies seems appealing, so you let Twilight to chose

>She picks a 2 hours earth documentary

>'Well fuck' you think.

>The movie actually wasn't so bad, you know, for being a huge budget documentary and all

>Maybe if you gave 2 fucks about the earth, it would seem less shitty

>Twilight, as entertained as it seemed suddenly starts to yawn

>It seems odd, since she isn't the type that would get bored at movies from this sort

>Suddenly you see her stretching her arms up, and slowly resting her left arm in the back of your sit

>Twilight, you sweet egghead

>The movie ends and you can't wait to literally scape from the movie theater

>Twilight could simply not shut the hell up about it

>"...Oh, and the scene about the cycle of reproduction about the tundra species? Remember that? And then when they merged the stories about the birds flying from the south? and--"

>You close the path to Twilight and standing before her you steal a kiss from her keeping her mouth busy

>She hardly argues about it, this kiss unlike the first one seemed more authentic, Twilight must have read about kissing somewhere, making her first kiss more elaborated than this one

>There was more tongue involved, she didn't had much idea of what to do with it, but you gladly guided her into it

>You gently brush the roof of her mouth with your tongue, causing her to jump and let out a moan

>Breaking the kiss causes a really loud smack, A grown woman with her child stops and stare at the scene before walking away scandalized

>Twilight is more than blushed

>She has a dreamy stare and seems to have troubles to make her mouth capable of talking again

>"I've decided something important today"

>"What have you decided?"

>She stares at you, and somehow, you know it

>She wants to remain human, just for you, just for the sake of being a normal couple

>despite that, you can't help to feel guilty

>that's not what Twilight is, if you stop to think in all the things she is giving up to, you can't help to feel depressed

> No one has gave so much for you before, people is like that; they have to think about everything they give and everything they'll get in return, but Twilight gave her own self without thinking

>One hour and a half remaining until the wedding, the sun was setting already, it was time to leave

>You both pick a cab and give directions to St. Bernard's

>On the way there, Twilight's clothes are pulled off with her own magic, and the new yellow dress appears instantly in her

>She fixes your sack and shirt with it too

>You think on giving a crazy explanation to the Taxi Driver, but given his expression, he must have seen weirder shit going on

>Being 45 minutes early, you arrive at the place, a pretty regular looking church.

>SisterAnon is nowhere to be seen

>After all the relatives and friends goes inside to attend the processional speech, she arrives with an elegant delay of 15 minutes.

>Her hair did resembled Rarity's hair a lot

>SisterAnon looks at Twilight, and gesticulates that she needs make up, to which Twilight denies with both her head and hands

>It's no use, SisterAnon comes close to her and starts to powder her and rinse her eyelashes in the very beginning of the wedding, the Priest is visually caught by this as well as other guests

>You clear your throat letting her know she was interrupting

>Aside from that incident, the wedding proceeds as well as boring as one would expect for the wedding of a complete stranger

>Later on, the Groom and the Bride exchange votes

>SisterAnon cries, as well as the other friends of the Bride, Twilight sighed remembering her own brother's wedding

>Your brain makes you a favor and skips until the end of the wedding

>You aboard a limo with the best men while Twilight is literally kidnapped by SisterAnon and the maids of honor

>You try to pick conversation with the best men, although they seem to be kinda older than you

>The wedding reception was quite fancy and cozy, you and the rest of the best men have their own table

>You and the best men search among the people for their own girls

>They arrive minutes later and take a sit at their own table

>The couple's parents speak up for them, the Bride's father is visibly drunk

>The first dance takes place, the groom and the bride, enlightened with a single refractor gives quite an impression

>After that, it's everyone for themselves

>You sit on a table next to SisterAnon and Twilight

>To that point, they seemed to have scaled into real sisterhood

>"Anon, Sammy is the best thing that could have happened to you" says your sister, with a certain scent of wine coming from her mouth

>"Thanks Sis"

>"Seriously tho, how did you got someone as cute as this girl got to marry you?" Asks SisterAnon

>"No way! I said the same thing to my brother" They both start to laugh

>SisterAnon joins her friends as they crowd around the bride

>Twilight sits next to you still having a huge smile which turns into a sheepish smile as soon as you notice it

>"Ok, who are you what have you done with Twilight?"

>"Oh, relax, I'm just gonna--" Twilight recognizes the song and stands immediately

>The song is "Murder on the dance floor"

>"Sweet Celestia, I love this song" she stands up and joins the dance floor with the other dancing guests

>Soon, Twilight gains recognition by her 'dancing skills'

>The other best men catch on her arm flapping and leg raising and come close to you with a question

>"Dude, it's that your girlfriend?"

>You saw her, and something within you sparkled

>That little adorkable thing was all you looked for in a woman

>Sure her dance was awful, but the fact that she went out to dance it off despite that really got into you

>"That's my girlfriend alright" you end up saying

>You go at the middle of the dance floor to met her, sadly, the song is over, and with it, so does Twilight's fancy moves

>The lights change after that, and the DJ invites along all couples to join him in this new piece

>Elvis Presley's "Can't help falling in love" played along, and the other guests grabbed their partners for a dance

>You and Twilight exchange looks, and without planning it much, you take each other and assume your stances

>"I don't know how to dance this" confesses Twilight

>"Just follow me" you say, as you guide her steps, trying not to get your feet stomped too hard

>You didn't wanted to admit it, but there WAS something magical about slow dances

>You kinda hoped it wasn't something so cheesy. No, screw it, it was perfect, she was perfect

>You feel lightheaded like never before, driven by forces greater than yourself. Twilight too was driven with this intoxicating feeling

>She places her head over your shoulder

>You shake from within, you wasn't ready to find out today that your life was complete

>"I love you Twilight"

>Twilight lifts her head and turning her head slightly joins with you in a kiss

>All other guests are gone, at least in your mind, it's only the two of you

>The kiss ends, only so Twilight could say "I love you too"

>The song quickly ends and bells are heard in the distance

>Twilight snaps

>"W-wait! What time is it?"

>"I-I don't know" a digital watch near the entrance marked the hour "10:12"

>"Oh no, come on! we must hurry"

>"It's not Twelve o' clock yet, Cinderella"

>"The moon's full intensity ends at 10:20, if I'm going to keep my human form, we must hurry" Twilight picks you by the wrist and pulls you outside

>On the run, Twilight manages to say goodbye to your sister

>"Gotta go, nice to meet you"

>"Woohwooooh, have fun girl!" says your sister, now too drunk to talk properly, just like you remember her

>You and Twilight enter to the bathroom, finding another couple making out inside

>"OUT!" yells Twilight, to which they quickly obey, Twilight is not fucking around

>She grabs you by the arms and in a violent and vertiginous instant, you are back at your house

>"Come, let's go upstairs, no, there's no time!, let's just do it here!"

>"Do it here? Do what here?"

>"Quickly, get naked!" orders Twilight, to which you lose no time to obey

>She already has her dress off and is pulling her panties quickly

>"Hurry Hurry Hurry!" she pleads

>"Why is it so important to get laid at this time?" You ask as she pulls your naked body to her now naked self

>"Because if I don't get pregnant I won't keep the--" A bright light followed by a curtain of dust engulf her, after clearing up, the purple colors of the Pony Twilight could be seen again "--human form..."

>She looks down disappointed of herself

>"Well,...better luck next month" a tear roll down her cheek

>As she tries to move apart from you, you pick her face up and finding her lips in the dark, you kiss her

>Your faces doesn't match anymore, it's anatomy results weird to you, but that's definitely the Twilight you know and love

>Twilight places her hooves in your face as you put your hands in her's

>The kiss breaks up and she stares at you, unable to tell what's happening

>"But, I'm not human anymore"

>"No, but you're still Twilight"

>Her eyes tear up, and in a tender moment of love, she hugs you tightly, as if she were trying to merge with you

>Something down there is also trying to merge with Twilight

>"Do you still wanna do it" you finally ask, after the great silence posterior to the hug

>She comes apart and looks you in the eyes to know if you're being honest

>Finally she smiles, with two tears still trapped in the corners of her eyes and nods slowly

>"I guess you could say 'My body is ready' " She says

>You both laugh

 

Equestria in Anon EP 18: More Than Friendship (Clopfiction)

 

>Twilight probably expected this night for longer than she could recall

>For the second time since she came to your house, you carry her on your arms and take her upstairs, she is awake this time

>Placing her into your bed, you follow her down and start kissing once more, this time, slower, with a very wild intention hidden in it

>She pulls you. She kisses your lips crazily. She then pulls herself up against you as she kisses. She pulls away and looks at you.

>After finishing with her mouth, you proceed to kiss her neck

>she enjoyed the attention of your lips and tongue that brushed over her lips and ears

>Normally, with a girl, there would have been a stop on her breasts, but instead, you continue your march downtown sooner than usual

>"N-now; I've read that the first step for intercourse should be O-ho, woah!" Twilight stops startled as soon as she feels your breath over her inside leg

>going painfully slow, you start to feast on her lower lips, it becomes hard to lick twice the same spot since she is shaking so much

>You find delightful how every change of pace, even the slightest, affects the way she moans

>Her eyes closed as she tensed up

>giving small circular motions at the base of her marehood, you start playing with her clitoris

>She becomes more and more aroused as you continue

>She picks you by the hair and clenches her legs around your head, completely oblivious on the pain she was causing you

>You see this as your cue to become more messy with your tongue

>Twilight further pushes your head towards her crotch, like she were trying to get you in whole, she squashes your nose in the process

>The whole thing resulted so intense that you didn't even mind, Twilight could felt the agitated breathing that come from your nose down her skin

>Opening her mouth wide, she lets out a powerful moan of pleasure, down there, her juices began to jump in spasms out her wet, wonderful, love tunnel

>Twilight tried to catch up her breath, her head now resting back over your pillows

>In the middle of her desperate gasping, she opens her eyes, looks straight into your eyes and smiles

>It's not even a dirty smile, it seemed more like a sheepish thankful look

>Your dick, already throbbing with your own man juice, palpitating in anticipation, became even harder by this

>You position yourself upside of her, with your body looming over hers

>Twilight gasps as she sees your rigid cock, despite knowing exactly what was going to happen, she understood that shit was about to get real in that moment

>"Are you ready?" you ask

>She gulps and nods being visibly nervous

>You kiss her one more time, and slowly, all of her fears start to banish

>Not much later, Twilight breaks the kiss and looks at you, saying "I love you" and "FUCK YEAH, let's do this!!" in one look

>You position your penis over her marehood, and carefully, you start to shove it in, slowly

>her insides are so wet that it slides naturally, yet it is so tight that it even seemed as thought she was pushing you out already

>Once the head was inside, you trust your way in on one single blow

>Twilight jumps and starts to shake, she throw her hooves into your arms in an effusive, strong hug

>You respond to this, and remain motionless for a minute, moving the least possible

>"Did it hurt much?"

>"I *pant* I hadn't reminded how *pant* big it was" she shoves her face in your shoulder as she continues panting

>Reminded? when did she got to see it before?

>Once you sense her breathing is calmer, you lean close to her and ask:

>"Can I move now?" Twilight nods back

>You move yourself away to have a better view of the picture

>her insides were so hot and wet that it actually burned your skin, your dick was literally being boiled in her

>It was, if not hard, unusual to properly move her legs for the act since they arched in a different way

>You start to trust her on a steady rhythm that her body is still not used to

>her soft moaning were a mixed of muffled pain and blooming pleasure

>Having nothing to do with your hands, you start to caress her face

>"feel me anywhere…anywhere you want” said Twilight with a whinny voice derived from her moaning

>Willing to try an old idea you had, your arms and hands rose, slowly, upwards to her horn

>She felt nervous as your hands approached gradually.

>Her body was like a torchlight as your hands cascaded over her horn

>Your thrusting became steady and constant like a well oiled machine

>Twilight's voice was just too horny too keep your concentration from cumming

>you intensify your waist movements, you could almost feel the bed shake from your violent beating

>Uncontrollably, Twilight lifted her legs and began to try to wrap them around you

>She kept trying to spread her legs wider hoping your penis would go even deeper in her

>"NGGHHHHHILOVEYOUUUUU~" screams Twilight between bumps as she reaches the peak of ecstasy

>You feel her insides pumping, contracting over itself

>In that moment, you both exploded one after the other like a well coordinated chain reaction

>You start to fire you first load on her, you keep shooting in for what seems 16 times

>There is too much frosting in that cream pie

>You stay over her, trying to keep your breath

>Once your panting find each other in the dark, you kiss her once more

>Twilight reincorporates and turns her back on you. She leans her hips up and lower her front hooves, assuming the position

>Your dick, still hard, was ready for the next round

>With more ease than the last time, you enter her.

>She was still too tight, the pleasure was extremely intense, you penetrate her very slowly, then you withdraw just as slow, lingering to enjoy the feeling of her slippery pubic lips on the swollen head of your cock

>She didn’t only yelp, she screamed, teasing her was incredibly easy

>Going on four felt like the natural way to do her, it helped you pick a steady rhythm even faster than before

>Twilight feels you deeper inside of her this time

>The force and strength of each of your powerful thrustings was scary, you couldn't help to think that you were hurting Twilight

>"Don't ever stop" managed to say Twilight with her voice being bumpy due to your relentless humping

>Her internal muscles gripped and relaxed steadily as the the deep penetration of her slippery tunnel continued

>Twilight's excitement peaked with a victorious groan of pleasure

>Your ejaculation match the forceful pounding, which you could swear was longer than the last one

>Your legs felt weak, it was though as all of your strength escaped trough your penis into Twilight's dripping wombs

>You sit on your bed, completely breathless

>"Lay back" puffed out Twilight, you gladly obey

>She climbed on top of you this time, she held your cock firmly and rubbed it on herself, taking your still rigid cock and placing it upon her marehood

>She begins to grind on your dick hardly, like a Jack hammer, all you can do this time is trying to stay sane with this unbearable pleasure

>She thrusts her hips so vigorously that you start to think she is sinking you inside the mattress

>The air on the room was severely viced, you found it hard to breath, but to that point, it was the last of your concerns

>"Anon, I'm...I'm..." shouted Twilight

>The heat in your crotches was a nuclear reactor, a steaming drill at the verge of finding oil

>Your balls concerted a last effort, giving all they got, you fire a last load inside of Twilight raging volcano

>Twilight tenses her back and spasms, she shivered with pleasure as you felt how her juice dripped down your legs and into your blankets

>The combined love fluids made a huge stain on your bed

>She collapsed on top of you, your dick was still inside of her, and could feel every time it contracted

>"You want me to pull out?"

>"No, I want you inside a little more"

>Short of breath, you two stay on bed trying to recover from the frenzy

>The sweat begins to turn cold, Twilight's heartbeats normalize, her breathing is so calming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>"I'm not going back..." she says, hours after the silence settled in the bedroom

>"What?"

>"To Equestria. I'm not going back"

>You stay quiet. She is of course expecting you to say something, but you don't know what is the right thing to do

>You don't want her to go, but keeping her here would also be selfish

>"That's ok with me but, you could still visit your friends once in a while..."

>"No, I can't"

>You try to look her in the eyes, but your eyes meet with the top of her head

>"Why not?"

>"If I returned to Equestria, I wouldn't be able to come back"

>"Why not?"

>"Plainswalking only works once each plane; it's a one time round trip"

>"Do you miss them? I mean, your friends, your family..."

>"I don't like to think about it. I don't want to think I'm choosing between them and you"

>There is a large pause

>"You should come with me" said Twilight "I could send you there and then meet you over there, you would live with me, and meet all of my friends, well, in person at least"

>That actually doesn't seems like a bad idea, yet you can't think to leave your life that easy

>To never see your friends, or your family; it was a though decision

>Not saying anything else, you two snuggle together with Twilight on top of you, and sleep soundly trough the rest of the night.

 

Equestria in Anon EP 19: Stay Tuned

 

>It's Saturday...again

>Scootaloo and her scooter quickly navigate trough Ponyville, gathering up her friends for the marathon at Fluttershy's

>Nothing was going to stop them from attending that Marathon as soon as possible

>Nothing except dodging two fillies right in time to not crash with them, sending all three to crash next to a tree instead

>Aside from the usual bruises they got everyday in her usual antics, they were all ok.

>At least those two fillies could be thankful for not getting run over

>"Hey there, BLANK FLANKS"

>God dammit, motherfucking Diamond Tiara and Silver spoon

>"What do you chumps want now?" asked Scootaloo

>"Ohhh" howled both of them, "We just wanted to know if you were ready for the Marathon" bitched Diamond Tiara

>"We're ready!" replied Apple bloom

>"Really? We don't see you wearing any of, THESE"

>Diamond Tiara and Silver revealed their sides

>The crusaders couldn't help to gasp all at once when they saw their original "Adorable Hoomans" shirt

>Diamond Tiara wore a "Mr. El Guapo" shirt as Silver Spoon used a "Betty Spaghetti" shirt

>"Where did you get those?" asked Apple Bloom

>"Why, in Las Pegasus, my father took us to the 'Adorable Hoomans' studio last week where they make every new episode"

>"In fact, we already saw what happens on the re-aired episode" presumed Silver Spoon

>"REALLY!?" ask the three of them "What happens?" Ask Scootaloo

>"Nuh-uh, we're not telling" said both of them already walking away and letting out those annoying little laughter of theirs

>"Smell ya later, BLANK FLANKS"

>Goddamn Gary Oak.......I mean, Diamond Tiara/Silver Spoon

>Just when the girls got over those two pestering about their cutie marks, they came up with just that

>"Do you think they actually mean it?" Asks Sweetie Bell

>"Who cares? We are all going to know soon anyway, come on!"

>They adventured faster this time towards Fluttershy's house

>With the path clear this time,they reach out Fluttershy's just in time

>Fluttershy receives them in, just as excited as they were

>Meanwhile, far from there and a bit earlier, Applejack waked up early to attend all of her days chores in just a few hours

>She was an orange blur bucking apples, picking them, harvesting and plowing, storing and feeding animals

>Granny Smith who apparently just wake up caught Applejack only by the glimpse of an eye as she ran away

>"Gotta go Granny Smith, see ya' round"

>"Did chu' do all yer' chor's?"

>"Ah' did, love you" screamed Applejack, now too far to be heard anymore

>Granny Smith contemplated her running on the distance confused about all this sudden running

>She did saw everything picked and taken care of

>"Hmmm He He, She must be after some boy" Granny Smith walked back in with a nostalgic grin on her face "She's right in the age..."

>On her way there she meets with Rarity, who just arrived a few seconds before Applejack, just about to finish the ascending path to her home

>"Mornin' Rarity"

>"Good Morning Applejack, are you ready?"

>Applejack catches her breath from the past exhaustion

>"Quite Ready" she knocks on the door, from the other side, Fluttershy's voice saying "Coming!" could be heard

>Soon enough, Fluttershy opens the door and the excited giggling of the crusader can be heard from inside

>"Applejack! Rarity!  What a nice surprise! We were just about to see the Adorable Hoomans marathon"

>"Hi  Fluttershy! I got some free time and I though, well, why not visiting the good old Fluttershy?"

>"I on the other hand found enough time to finish my dresses, but it would be sooo~ terrible to pick up my dear sister Sweetie Bell too soon

for her Marathon"

>Apple bloom and Sweetie Bell notice their sisters with a face of concern

>"We're going so soon? It hasn' even started..."

>"Don't worry lil' sis, we're gonna stay here for a while--"

>"Are you two staying for the show too?" Asked Pinkie Pie, who emerged from Fluttershy's kitchen loaded with several bags of pop corns and an official "Adorable Hoomans" drinking cap

>Seriously, where do they sell all that stuff?

>"Pinkie Pie? What the hay are ye' doin 'ere?"

>"I came to see the show"

>"You aren't telling me you watch it too" Applejack looked at Rarity "I-I mean, like Fluttershy"

>Pinkie Pie giggled and snorted all in one "Of course Silly, who do you think that got her into watching it"

>Fluttershy nods

>"Wait, then...you two...?"

>"Twilight got me to see it, and I was like, "Aww Twilight, you are not supposed to watch that kind of stuff anymore", but then I watched it and I loved it

I've never felt joy like that before, well, not from a Tv show at least"

>Applejack and Rarity look at each other and sigh in relief, almost as if they were loosing up from a really stretched corset

>"Well, then I guess that makes four of us"

>Fluttershy beams up, but suddenly raises an eyebrow

>"Four' of us?"

>"Yea', We would have invited Rainbow Dash but this kind of things are way too boring for her"

>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie looked at each other confused

>"What are you talking about?" questions Pinkie Pie

>Rainbow Dash emerges from the kitchen with her own set of pop-corns and wearing a cap boarded with the series logo

>"Alright, rev up those hoomans...Applejack!?"

>"Rainbow Dash!?"

Rainbow Dash dropped her pop-corns, she showed a face that loomed between shame and anger "Hey, I though you said you couldn't hang out today"

>" Well, I, uhh..."

>"She lied to you so she could come here so she could see the marathon because she tough that you didn't liked the series so she tough that you would laugh at her if you found out and then she found out Rarity likes it too, but now she knows that we liked it and we can all acknowledge that we like it may Celestia help us all " Pinkie Pie took a long breath after saying all that

>"So, you lied to me" Dash is not even mad, she seems straight down sad

>Applejack sighs "Ah'm sorry Sugarcube, we wasn't sure on how would you react, I was almost sure you would make fun of us"

>"Why would you think that?"

>"Well, the thing with Big Mac...?"

>"Oh, hehe, but that was, hahaha, that was different"

>Weeks before, Rainbow Dash found out Big Mac still kept a huge doll collection. AJ and AB didn't said anything for respect to their older brother, but Rainbow Dash laughed for days and days about it

>"I'm sorry if I gave you that vibe" Apologizes Rainbow Dash

>"I'm sorry for expecting the worse of ye', sugarcube"

>Group hug; fade out// Dear Princess Celes...nah, maybe later

 

>"Will you all quiet down?" nags Sweetie Bell

>"Yea', we missed all the intro!"

 

>"The girls all align close to the screen to watch the marathon together this time

>Despite every prediction, the girls took the gesture too well, except when they all beggun to talk

>Between commercials, they talked about what did they though was going to happen on the new episode

>Rainbow Dash and Applejack found that their favorite episode in common was the one where Betty attempted to finally overcome her fear for dogs

>The afternoon passed by smoothly, the screaming of the fan girls could be heard from outside

>in more than one occasion, the little foals rolled their eyes feeling a little embarrassed of their older role models

>Fluttershy was quite a guest, she never let anypony without Pop-corns on her bowl or Apple juice on their glasses

>'Coming up next; Adorable Hoomans"

>"This is it girls, the re-aired episode"

>"I Wish Twilight was here to watch it, I know she would have loved it" wished upon Fluttershy

>"I wonder how is she doing in Fillydelphia altogether"

>"So, any idea on what are they going to change?"

>"I believe they are removing one Wutten's dialogue, I think somebody found some line really offensive"

>"Shh, here it comes"

>The episode started pretty regularly, this one episode centered on Anonymous, it was one of the few that did (nearly to the point of getting called "Background Hooman" for the haters)

>The part in which Rune and CHRONICLER fall in love over a discussion occurs as always, and even the supposedly offensive dialogue from Wutten was kept

>It was until they saw that Anonymous cancelled the date on the Friday that things began to look odd

>"Ooooh, they changed that scene!" noticed Pinkie Pie

>"Why would they change that? I though it was fine" commented Rarity still looking at the screen

>CHRONICLER and Rune go talk to Anonymous to inform him of the news, this was odd too, since that part was told from the perspective of Anonymous, having them come into their house after his sudden rush for getting a girlfriend, you know, because everyone else did and he didn't

>Aside from the perspective, the lines occurs almost the same, until one in particular that threw everypony of the board

 

>"Who told you that?"

>"Aww, come on, it could be seen from space"

>"Well, with all due respect, so did Gale and You-know-who" As always, Rune hurts CHRONICLER like many times before in the show "Oww, what?"

>"Don't worry, I know about that too"

>"Did She told you?"

>"She thinks you told me. And no, let's just say I have another source of trust, right Twilight"

>All girls jumped from their backs in front of the Television

>"Yes, that's right Anonymous" said Twilight Sparkle

>TWILIGHT. SPARKLE

>fade to black

>"Well be right back, with more Adorable Hoomans!" the commercials started to roll

>"NOOOOO!" Yelled all the girls, the cutie mark crusaders jumped startled

>"TURN IT BACK, QUICK, TURN IT BACK!" ordered Rainbow Dash

>"Ah' cain't turn it back! it's going on live"

>"QUIEEET!" shouted Pinkie "It's back from the commercials!" As a few Announcements went by (two of them of toothpastes for ponies) the show continued

>The show continues even weirder; Twilight Sparkle turned out to be a hooman called Samantha Moonlight, most surely another One-time Hooman that will never be mentioned again

>They put aside the failed date of the Friday with Her and instead, it takes place in a wedding

>The last scene ends up being Anonymous dancing with the mysterious stranger, due to a transition on the shadow of the woman, it's suggested that the woman was indeed a Pony all this time

>Altogether, the aesop changes from "Love comes eventually" to "There's a right person for Everybody"(in the series they said "body" instead of "pony")

>The episode ends, and all around Equestria, the butthurt of thousands of Ponies could already be felt, with a rising anthem of "HOW DARE YOU!? YOU KILLED ADORABLE HOOMANS"

>They couldn't believe it. Eyes and mouths wide opened not giving any credit to what they just saw

>"Hey, Twahlayt' is famous!"

>"How did she do that, that is so cool!" reckoned Scootaloo

>"Did you saw that Rarity?...Rarity?"

>They were all in shock, their eyes fixed on the screen as a commercial about pony toothpaste come up again

>"I...don't believe it" said Applejack

>"Stupid commercials, finish up already" ordered Sweetie Bell, not giving two fucks about Twilight anymore

>"Coming up next, a brand new Episode of Adorab--" A loud banging could be heard from outside, as the vociferation of an unruly mob gathered outside

>Fluttershy opened the door and found a crowd of about eight ponies, which were all leaded by Lyra and Bon Bon

>"Okay, how did she did it!?" groaned Lyra, clearly altered for the episode she just saw

>"Huh?" Fluttershy shrink over herself, Lyra picked her by the fur of her chest and pulled her up, shaking her violently

>"Your friend Twilight, How did she did it!? How did they let her into the show!?"

>"Yeah, with how many producers did she had to sleep with?" continued Bon Bon

>"Hey, watch your mouth Punk! It's Twilight you're speaking about!" Rainbow Dash and Applejack jumped into the conflict as the girls continued to stare at the episode

>Lyra backed off and dropped Fluttershy in the process "She has completely obliterated all my dreams, now the series will get canceled!"

>"Do you think she can get me in the show too?" The other ponies of the crowd were curios to know if that was some sort of contest she won or if they were accepting invitations

>"Look everypony, we have no ah'dea of how did Twilight got into the series, but we will find out soon enough"

>Pinkie and the girls who kept watching the episode were thrilled by it

>"Oh Anonymous" said Pinkie Pie "how could you?"

 

Equestria in Anon EP 20: A Human Is Fine Too

 

>Day 7 of Twilight on Earth

>That weekend was one of the best weekends of your life

>You and Twilight became literally inseparable

>resuming everything you did in one weekend, your activities involved eating, cooking, reading, fucking, laughing, watching movies, making love, making quiz competitions, watching more movies, intercourse, cuddling, talking, coitus, more reading and renting movies

>In perspective, you didn't do much, but it was still good

 

>There was however a new matter that concerned you

>In a few occasions, she insisted on the idea of traveling with her to Equestria

>You wasn't sure you wanted that

>I mean sure, it was the land of cotton candy and all, but leaving your life behind wasn't as easy as you thought it would

>Still, it's still nice to ponder that as a possibility...

 

>You took her to a baseball game (on request)

>One guy, clearly working to buy his way to college, came to your seat

>"I'm sorry sir, Animals are not allowed"

>"Oh no, she's not really a horse, she's...a...a robot

>The guy stared Twilight closely

>"Uhm...beep-bop?"

>The guy came apart from you two, signed the other security personal of being a false alarm and walks away whispering clearly enough "Fucking neckbeards..."

>You two laugh together as soon as you can

>"Neckbeard? But you don't have any beard Anonymous"

>"It's an expression of...ah, nevermind" it amused you to see the people sitting away from you two, having the notion that you were in fact hugging a pillow or some sort of TS model

 

>That was a memorable weekend indeed

>But right now, you two were huffing and puffing deeply, soaked in sweat, Twilight trying to grasp to the table

>As the morning came by, you two winded up having sex in the kitchen

>it took a small distraction from Twilight and the force of a thousand Romans to ram her against the dinning table over and over and over until the flower pot in the middle had no other option but to fall

>Between panting, Twilight asks: "What was that all about?" with the biggest shit eating grin on her face

>"Don't play innocent with me, you huge teaser"

>Twilight giggles

>"Teaser? All I did was picking my hair and wear some glasses"

>"And you still don't think that's teasing? Shame on you!"

>She really should avoid looking like that around you, if she wasn't ready for surprise butt-sex

>"Why do you wear glasses anyway?"

>"I was about to read a book"

>"One of the books you rented?"

>"...Yeah..." she blushed as her usual magical aura picked a book from within the piles. It read "Sex for dummies"

>Twilight was being 'dorkinky' if that was even a word

>You ready yourself to work, you already did, but your hair was messy because of all that action

>"Will you take much?"

>"Nah, I'll return right away"

>Why did she asked?...

>"Why do you ask?"

>"oh, just curious..."

>You can clearly see she has something ready for you as you return, but you remain quiet, falsely oblivious to her

>"Ok, see you in a while" you kiss her goodbye, it's a long kiss this time, a lovers kiss, a kiss not suitable for kids

>You don't want to come apart from her, but as you do, you return to reality, ready to carry out your life back

>Saying goodbye to her it's so hard, but necessary

>On the way job, between all those traffic lights, you realize how much you actually love that little egghead

>why did your shitty job seemed less shitty now?

>You arrive and ready yourself for the usual "start of month" reunion

>The scheme for this months magazine is revealed, some points about the last month's magazine are picked and employees are reprehended

>not you, your boss never talked to you, but he certainly acknowledged your existence, since he never ever had a complain about your job

>Oh well

>You start to pay of your salary, and write away the articles of this month

>This month wasn't so boring, or at least that's what it seemed, it could be that your mood was way better than before

>before you know it, two hours of job were already gone

>One of your co-workers stop by at your office

>But it's not just any co-worker

>It's Her

>"Hey Anon"

>"Hey yourself" you great her like usual

>"Ready for tonight?"

>You don't say anything, you are somewhat trying to remember what is she talking about

>Of course, the Thursday phone call

>"Oh, yeah, dinner right?"

>"Yup, I was planning to invite somewhere you liked but..." she sighs "I have no more options that cook myself and invite you to diner at home"

>You've been trough this before. When you first met her, she insisted on you going to have dinner with her family

>It was nothing special, she lived with her mother back then

>Now she lived alone, and dinners with her at her new home weren't new either, yet you could tell that she was up to something

>In your head, at home and next to Twilight, you imagined at least a hundred creative ways to tell her you didn't wanted a date

>Why couldn't you just say at least one right now?!

>"That sounds great" that's not a way to say 'No', but your mouths babbles it anyway, fuck everything

>"I'll see you there, at 8"

>"Great"

>She walks away to her own office

>"Just you and I, Anon" she manages to say as she leaves, Steve who overheard that last part gives you a silly smile and two thumbs up

>You are not satisfied with yourself, not enough to respond Steve's gesture

>you stop writing for a minute

>Why couldn't you turn her down?

>In her absence, you started to think on cool ways you could have said no

>It seemed to be that her presence still meant something to you, but why?

 

>That day, you call home and tell Twilight you'll get there a little later

>She sounds disappointed

>"H-how much later?"

>"Just a few hours, I'll get back at 10, top"

>"Oh, that's Finnnnne" you could hear something being broken on the other end of the line, you hoped it wasn't something valuable

>You end the call, and trying to keep your expectations to the minimum, you leave the office to attend your date

>The golden rays of the afternoon glowed strongly that day, there was no doubt all of that was pre-writen

 

Equestria in Anon EP 21: A Human Is Fine Too Part II

 

>You tried to drive home, but somehow you convinced yourself that going to visit her was probably for the best

>No, you wasn't planing to cheat on Twilight you just...

>God, one cannot just say "cheat on Twilight" without sounding like one of those Tulpa guy

>Anyway, you wasn't planning on cheating on her, you just wanted to clarify things with your best female friend

>It's been days with no contact with her, and she clearly noticed the absence

>It was not like when any of you got sick or took a trip, this was different, and you both knew it

>You was on disadvantage, this was her territory, and who knew what kind of surprise she had prepared for that day

>You finally knock on her door

>"Oh, Anon, come on in!" She said, looking fantastic

>Why did she never dressed like that before?

>You come in, and notice a very heavy scent of perfume

>She never used make up, yet that day she used a bit, you had to admit her lips looked quite delicious

>"Sit down, I've made lasagna"

>Italian food was her specialty

>"I was going to fix Spaghetti, but I feared to put some in my pockets by accident, and since I'm going to GameStop soon..."

>"Hehe, shut up" you chuckled smiling a bit

>She emerged from the kitchen with a pair of kitchen globes and sat next to you at her lounge

>"It's almost ready. So, what's up?"

>"Well, that's what I want to know"

>"Hmm?" was she playing dumb or did she actually not understood that last phrase?

>"Well, you called me, saying that you have something rather important to tell me"

>"I swear it's nothing related to Mudkips"

>You laugh, but certainly it's not an amusement laughter, you're getting a little desperate

>"Boy,it better not, I left something..." you were going to say "More important" or even plainly "important", but you restrain yourself, knowing on how would she react "to come here"

>"Was it your secret lover you have over at your house?"

>"Well,..." You couldn't answer that just yet. Specially not now that it was at some extent true

>You suddenly noticed the ambiance sound, some light jazz on the bottom, and the lighting was also quite smooth

>In other time, this would have made you happy, but now...

>"Listen, there's a few things I'd like to talk about before--" Ding!, a strong chime is heard from the kitchen

>"That's the lasagna, come" she invites you to sit over the table

>The steaming plate came out of the kitchen

>You lift the bottle of wine to probe if it actually had anything inside. It was full

>Soon, she actually fills two glasses with wine and serves you a portion of the pastry

>You start to notice how much she exchanges looks with you

>She want's to talk to you, but you fill your mouth with food to not do so

>You must think your answers before the questions are even made

>"Boy, you sure were hungry" says her as she leans to serve you a new portion

>"Oh, no it's ok, I'm not hungry" You kinda were, but you didn't expected to spend much time here

>Twilight was surely planning something for you

>Oops, you nearly forget about it

>You turn off your cellphone, the last thing you want is she getting jealous

>"Ok, you said you have something important and..." you clear your throat " 'Embarrassing' to talk about"

>She smiles at you

>"Anon, what do you think of me?"

>Apparently, you didn't stuffed your mouth with enough lasagna to think on that

>She needs an answer, so you go into auto-mode

>"Well, that you are this crazy little thing that I've been lucky to meet in collage"

>"And how do you feel about that?" This started to sound like a psycho-analysis

>"Well, you are a good person so..."

>"Anon, do you like me?"

>Silence

>"Well, I'd be lying if a told you I don't, but..."

>"But?..."

>Putting the right words together was a challenge

>"Remember when I told you that you would make the perfect boyfriend?" she asked

>"Yes..."

>"And remember when I told you that no girl wanted a perfect boyfriend more that someone who kept her waiting?"

>On hindsight, that should have been your first sign for not confessing to her

>That one keeping her in distress must have been Gale

>"Where are you going with this?" you ask, to which she holds your hand

>You blush, you get really nervous, motherfucking lasagna in your pocket

>"I think I waited the non perfect boyfriend long enough"

>What were you doing?

>You and her had a history together

>She was 'That girl', not just somebody you recently had a crush about, it was the girl that had it all

>all those moments you lived together, those irreplaceable memories, all thrown away on one week

>She didn't deserved this, you was being really irrational

>the rejection that you didn't even lived hurt, but there was no doubt that you still loved her

>that rejection...

>you grin, and she notices it, she had to, you've been petrified since she asked you out

>"What?"

>"I know what this is..." you say, she looks at you confused

>"Huh?"

>"You fear to lose me, for how I've been lately, am I right?" she remained silent, and retired her hand of from your

>"Of...of course not Anon, I like you, I really like you"

>"No, you like Gale and it's fine, Gale is cool, smart, and he's the closer thing to an JRPG character in real life"

>She wanted to laugh at that, but it just wasn't the moment. Everything got silent, things got serious this time

>"You don't have to do this..." you tell her, to which she finally responds

>"Well...it's just..." she said "I've always known what you do and think, I guess seeing you hiding things worried me"

>"Hiding things?"

>She couldn't possibly mean that short conversation last Wednesday...could she?

>Of course it was, you never thought it had so much impact on her, but she did seemed to have the Friday's go out as a given

>Yet knowing her, knowing how independent she usually is, that would be the least reaction she would ever have

>Her eyes flooded quickly, she probably wasn't aware of how red her eyes got

>Then it hit you

>She might seem confident most of the time, assertive, smart and easy going, but you have to remember she was also quite a case

>those who knew her all the way back in High school knew her as a very quiet person, with hardly any friends at all, with one boyfriend that dumped her after just 6 months

>All the confidence she showed to you came only on how much she trusted you, she was in the end, the same shy awkward girl she was before

>You also remember how most of your friends thought her to be kind of annoying at the start, before they eventually liked her too

>"Do you still think I'm your best friend, I mean..." she openly sobbed "Do you...still think I'm cool?" she tried to smile, but with her face all teary, you couldn't contain your feelings

>you stand up and hug her, she sniffled

>"You dumbass, of course I do" you say

>It was sad that there was no more love for her, but that didn't meant she wasn't still your best friend

>You could trust her about literally everything, this could not be the exception

>"I'll tell you whats happening soon"

>She stares at you, really concerned

>"Why? Why soon Anon? Why not now? You are worrying me sick"

>"It's nothing bad, I promise, it's just something that you must see to understand"

>"When will I know?"

>"Soon, this week, I hope"

>You stay close to her for a while, the hours fly as you return back home

 

Equestria in Anon EP 22: A Human Is Fine Too Part III

 

>Twilight expected for you to leave, and as soon as you did, she put her plan in motion

>Ordering the items online, she set everything ready for a romantic dinner

>Candles and a fancy tablecloth were set, also a matching game of plastic floral arrangement, and it was just part of the whole thing

>"This is going to be perfect" sighed Twilight, thinking on the look upon your face when you entered home

>It was still early, so she had to work with what she had

>She took a bath and called the groceries delivery service once more

>"I need those items for today mister, not two days ago, not sometime this week, TO-DAY...what? No, Don't put me on hang--Ugh"

>When the delivery came, she pushed the money down the mail lid and told the delivery guy to leave, she soon recollected the goods

>She wasn't planning on using real meat, the idea was still quite odd to her, and the least she thought about it the better

>Opening up her comics, she begun to search all those references of you mentioning food

>"Meatballs...hmm, I guess I can do that with 'tofu' too..., let's see...Lasagna, well, I guess he won't mind a bit of soy in it"

>She kept checking recipes online and practicing them instantly, this lead to some spoiled experiments

>5'o clock, time was drawing nearer, Twilight quickly despaired as the plates rarely saw like the ones in the images (and they certainly didn't taste like them at all)

>After messing with it a few times, she finally hit the nail, the condiments helped a lot on making it taste better

>Did she smelled well enough? Was she correctly combed? Twilight tried not to panic, it was closer to 6' o clock now, but she had little things left to do

>She did found that Chet Baker song you liked on the internet

>lightning the candles, she patiently waited for you to come

>5:45, it was unusual for you to come that late.

>"No Twilight, don't do this to yourself, we ALWAYS do this, remember? We over think everything, we get paranoid and it all turns right at the end"

>breaking her new pact just some minutes later, she found out it was 5:56

>The clock ticked

>Soon, the phone rings and Twilight quickly throws herself to it.

>"Yes?"

>You tell her that you're going to be a bit late, to which Twilight reacts a bit unfriendly

>"Is that ok?"

>"Yessss, why wouldn't I be?" She smashes the flower pot next to the phone

>She hangs up

>Twilight reconsidered on the candles, it seemed it was just too early to turn them on, so she blew them and waited for the sound of your car to lit them again

>6:15, still no signs

>"M-maybe I should call him" she tells to herself

>She picks up the phone and starts to dial the numbers, but she stops and hangs up

>"No, he is probably on his way here, besides, he already called, he'll just be a LITTLE late..."

>6:40, things start to get fishy for her

>More determined than the last time she decides to call on your office, but nobody replies

>7:20, at least 6 messages has been recorded on your office personal number

>She clopped her left hoof on the table, waiting, making an incessant noise with it

>She looked for the Window to see if you finally arrived

>Every car sounded like yours, some even looked like yours, each time someone parked, she ran outside to see if it was you, but nothing

>8:34, fuck surprises, where the hell were you?

>She calls, this time to your cellphone number

>It was off, great

>9:20, all of the food wore cold, your favorite song was still on stand-by, the candles were never lit again

>10:23, Twilight retreats defeated to bed, dragging her hooves as she walked away

 

 

 

>You arrive home, and everything is dark

>"Twilight, I'm home" there's no response

>You turn on the light of your living room and stand still, hypnotized by the scene

>The table seemed to be hosting an ostentatious dinner, some of the things seemed familiar but you couldn't figure what they were

>Also, some of Twilight's comics were scattered in the kitchen, which was a mess

>You stand close to them and you watch them

>In the pages, there were separated parts of the comics that depicted stuff that you declared 'like eating'

>Then you saw it; she was trying to copy the recipes of those things you liked, even those that involved meat

>She must have substituted the meat with some pastry or maybe tofu

>She was trying to make you a special dinner, and you left her stranded

>"Well, fuck" now you felt like shit

>You try to search on what to do.

>Maybe, searching what would cheer her up

>So you return her the favor

>You search upon what things she would like

>You log in into Skype and ask some contacts

>Betty is logged  in, so you ask her

>(Betty is always logged in)

>You investigate trough a lot of forums

>Tulpa guys  should have an idea, yet they all have different opinions, none of them helpful

>Discussion boards and other stuff

>Betty replies: "Feed her with Spaghetti :P " You close her window

>You sigh desperate

>Screw it, you need to do this the right way

>You close all tabs and in a new search you ask how to unfuck up what you did

>A girl replies: "First of all, you should give her space, she probably doesn't wants to see you right away. Second of all, you have to let her acknowledge what she did. Take the breakfast to bed right when she awakens, she would be much cooler then and she'll take you in right off"

>That...didn't seemed like such a bad advice, actually...

>ashamed of your actions, you sleep at the couch that night, knowing that arriving at such an hour would probably make things worse

>You could barely sleep, all you wanted to do was sleeping next to her and tell her how sorry you was

>The coldness of the food as you picked it and stored it matched how you felt

>Once the first beams of dawn rinsed the living room, you woke up to prepare something she would like

>You casually have everything needed for, what you assume a "Pony Breakfast": A Daisy Sandwich (picked from your backyard), a salad, an English muffin and orange juice

>you had a quick mental image of you placing all of it in a halter and strap it to Twilight's face

>You awaited the first beams of dawn crossed trough your bedroom

>Once inside, you say Twilight, twirled in all the sheets

>She must have definitively slept like that all night, shrinking in sadness

>your heart sank once more

>You place the tray above the bed and wait for her to notice your presence

>Luckily, she does so quickly, she still seems sad but surprisingly, she seems more disappointed of herself than of you

>"What took you so long last night?" asks in a very monotone voice

>"Some stupid thing at the office"

>"I tried to call at your cellphone but..." she yawns shortly "it wasn't on"

>"The battery died" you lie. Why couldn't you just tell the truth? You did nothing bad, if all, you should be proud of what you did, not feel guilty

>"Twilight, I'm so sorry, I know I can't compensate the huge disappointment you feel for me with this..." you look at the breakfast "stupid excuse for breakfast but--" Twilight shuts your mouth with one hoof and winds up forward looking for another kiss

>even when it takes you by surprise, you are quick to close your eyes and follow it as it goes

>It breaks up, quickly feeling a chill, missing the warmness between each other

>"I forgive you" she says, as you hug, she gladly takes the breakfast you prepared

 

Equestria in Anon EP 23: Meeting the Author

 

>"Las Pegasus, here we come!" cheered Pinkie

>"Pinkie, that's getting annoying now" nagged Rainbow Dash

>Some silence as the train continued it's way there

>"YEAH BABY, LAS PEGASUS"

>"Ok, that officially got boring too"

>"Aww, I'm getting to think that it becomes boring because I say it so much"

>"YES!" yell the other ponies

>Back in Saturday, the mane 5 ran over to the library to ask Spike where did Twilight actually went, to which Spike obliviously confessed he had no idea

>his better guess was Fillydelphia, since that was the favorite place for conventions to gather around

>Applebloom soon corrected them, they overheard Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon speaking about the show being produced in Las Pegasus

>With not much time to waste, they departed that Monday to Las Pegasus in the express train

>"I hope it's not too hard to find her" said Fluttershy

>"Are you kidding? She's famous now, even in a big city like Las Pegasus it will be a piece of cake"

>Soon, the large buildings from Las Pegasus could be seen

>The life was really different there, everybody was in a rush, everybody was going somewhere, nobody stopped to feel the life

>Having entered a big trail within the city, the train slowed down considerably as the noise of many ponies was heard

>"Are we there? This doesn't looks like the station" noticed Rarity

 

>"Hey, what's going on in here!?" Asked the Machinist as the train slowed down

>Ahead, a manifestation of at least 50 'Bromans' (as the 'Adorable Hoomans' fans called themselves) intervened with the trains route

>They all headed to the animation studio, famous for it's large globe-like emblem

>"Argh, damn you all Bromans!" screamed the machinist

>"Ok, I think this is our stop" called Rainbow dash, the girls descended from the train

>The trail of participants leaded them to the studio

>They made their way among the fans on the front

>The consign was pleading to remove ponies from the show, they seemed rather serious about it

>"Who are all these ponies?" asked Rainbow Dash

>"Hardcore fans dear, don't worry, we are nothing like that" stated Rarity, to which all looked estranged "What? we are so not, what kind of 'fan' will allow such aberration to fashion?" she pointed upon the numerous 'cosplays'

>She somehow had a point

>The manifestation was a march of shame among the respectable denizens of Las Pegasus (at least, so they said) who looked down at all of the protesters

>Soon, the crowd reached it's destination, the PurplePlum Studios.

>Someone at the gates of the Studio made an announcement with a huge speaker "Ok, we will allow the entrance to some ponies, but only if you enter in order and peacefully", or that's what he was meant to say before all attempted to breach in at the same time

>Applejack reacted

>"This is our chance girls, come on!" The main six pushed among the fans at the start of the mob and got inside among the select group

>All others got contained outside almost like a furious tide, and finally walked away

>The group got leaded into a large room, which was some sort of "Conference room"

>However, it now looked like a regular 'ComicCon' interview board

>It had a big public already, not even counting the group that the mane 5 joined

 

>"Okay, everypony, one question at a time please, let's ALL be rational ponies for a moment" pleaded Written Script, one of the writers of the show

>A pony with a brain-shaped cap with a horn on top took the turn

>"Uhm...my question was directed to miss Fox" he said

>"Miss Laurel Fox is in no shape to answer any..."

>"No, it's ok, let him ask" the fox said

>"Miss Fox, is the inclusion of ponies in the show permanent, or is it a one shot thing?"

>"Well..."

>"Pff, Ms. Fox doesn't has to answer that, I myself can tell you that this change was for the best"

>The public uproar in discontent. Trying to keep the order, the board once again asked for a question

>this time a purple mare pegasus took the turn

>"Misses Fox,I was wondering if any other pony will be included in there, it would be super cool if, like, fans could be there too?"

>Much ponies agreed to this, as others frantically called this 'The end of the show as they knew it'

>"Actually--"

>"No; no other ponies for the moment, at least not until we come up with a new one"

>"You didn't came up with it!" yelled a harsh female voice from the bottom, to which all ponies sighed in surprise

>"What? who said that?" asked Movie Screen, another writer from the show

>"I did!" claimed Rainbow Dash "That's our friend right there and we want some answers"

>The confusion among the public rose, not sure if this was a setup for placing real ponies in the show as a product placement

>"Oh please, maybe your friend is 'similar' to the pony in the show, but we can assure you that Twilight Sparkle is 100% our creation"

>"Creation Shmeation, she's our friend, and we can probe it to you"

>Many gossips ran trough all the public in general

>"Well, then prove it"

>Pinkie held a photo of 'them six' on her mouth, the photo was quickly passed among all the fans and transferred with the horn of Written Script upon the board

>"It's her!" said some "Look at her mane, it has to be" said others

>"What, that's it? Do you expect us to take your word for this...this...thing? We don't even know the date of this so called 'picture' of yours" said Movie Screen

>"What a desperate call for attention" claimed Treble Whistle, a mere voice actor of the show, always present on conventions

>Laurel Fox held the photo on her paws for a while before Written Script took it, she, unlike the others, seemed worried

>"Whatever, this photo proves nothing, it was only a huge coincidence, nothing more" the photo flied back to Rainbow's Mouth

>"Oh fo' big' sheig'" Rainbow spited the photo away "She saved Equestria at least three times now, you have to know who she is!"

>Everybody present had a good laugh at that

>Coming to think of it, nobody in the metropolis noticed the unusually long night that 'Nightmare Moon' caused

>Discord never got to extend his chaos further from Ponyville

>And they couldn't care less about anything related to Canterlot and the sudden raid of changelings

>They were losing this case quickly

>"Oh you wanna laugh? We'll show you something to laugh about" quickly a large shadow eclipsed Rainbow Dash, someone behind her cleared his throat

>As she turned around, two huge Unicorns were kicking all of her friends out of the convention

>"Hey, get your magic of from me! let go!" said Rainbow Dash as she was thrown out too, with a good push, they sent her flying on the curb, banned from the PurplePlum Studios.

>"What ever, like I wanted to hang out with any of you, weirdos--ouch" she bumped her head hardly on the way out

>"What are we gonna do now?" asked Applejack

>"Probably, look for Twilight Sparkle elsewhere, t-they surely seemed to have nothing to do with her" said Fluttershy

>:bitch_please:@Fluttershy

>"No, what we are going to do is to think a different way to aboard them. Now, if Twilight was here I bet that she would say something like..."

>pzzt

>"Rarity! You will use your charm to get to talk to Written Script, Pinkie Pie, try to organize an after party for the fans when they come out"

>"Do they do after-parties for conventions?"

>pzzzzzt...

>"And Applejack, you and I are going to break inside back and KICK SOME..."

>PZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!

>They all turned out to see what the hell was all that buzzing

>Written Script was trying to call their attention without alarming the other fans that loomed outside

>"What is it now?" Asked Rainbow Dash

>"Miss Laurel Fox wants to talk to you all"

>"What?"

>"Shhh, just come on in"

>Looking at each other confused, they entered on the backstage door, and were leaded to Laurel's backstage office

>Once inside they found her drinking tea, turning the back on them

>Her room was illuminated with a dim red light, she had many red circular lampshades on every light source of the room

>Nobody spoke, Rarity was thinking on talking first but Laurel Fox cut her to that

>"Are you really friends with this Pony?" asked Laurel Fox, being dead serious on what she asked

>Finally, someone was taking them seriously

>"Yes ms. Fox, we thought she somehow convinced y'all for bein' on your show"

>"We just want to know where she is" begged Pinkie

>Laurel Fox took another sip from her tea cup, she stirred her tea around with her spoon

>"Your friend is right were you saw it"

>Silence, the noise of all the show fans was heard outside

>"What is that supposed to mean?"

>One more sip from her cup of tea

>"I mean that your friend is at the human world; it's as simple as that" she took one more sip of her tea, and stirred it again

>Nobody spoke again, so Rainbow Dash took the initiative

>"Uhm...have you hit your head against a wall recently?"

>Laurel left the cup near her

>"You know, I've imagined every character that is on the show. Everyone of them, not just the one you see on the show. Some are so relevant that they take all of my imagination to do them, some others so vague that is easy to just see them as one would see somepony at the distance, but all of them came somewhat from me; all, but your friend"

>her room was filled with every main character of the show, original drawings from the author, signed with her typographic signature

>"She is a part of myself I can't control, sometimes just to play around I think on how things would get messy and I play with the plot a bit, but I can't control what she does, so I know she has transcended to my imagination directly"

>"Wait a minute, are you saying Twilight is ACTUALLY at 'Earth'?"

>"Yes, there is no doubt about that" Laurel walked to the Tv at the corner of her room and placed a VCR cassette in it

>"This is last weeks show, this would be the 'new version' as you know it" the episode was exactly how they remembered it

>"But this is the past week version, the 'original version' " the cassette showed exactly the same on both tapes

>"it somehow 'changed itself', every copy we had of that episode transfigured into this new copy

>"But how is that even possible? How did Twilight did all this?"

>"I don't know, I just wanted you to know this for your own. You wanted answers and now you have them"

>She remained quiet, preparing a bit more of tea

>"What? You're not going to help us to get her back?"

>"Why would I do that? She seems happy here...I don't mind having her here at all"

>"Well, but we do, we want our friend back"

>"Then search for her"

>The silence once more became predominant on the room, was she still talking seriously, just now...?

>"Are you kidding? This is your show, just let a character tell her to come home with us"

>"Even if I did, that's only her decision"

>"Can't you just write us IN the show? so we can tell her to come back?"

>"It doesn't works like that"

>"What do you mean it doesn't works like that?" Rainbow Dash was losing her patience

>"Sure, I could make an episode of all of you being there, warning her, but that wouldn't actually happen, and the episode would result on you still being out of the show. Simple as that. Proof of this is what we just saw in these tapes"

>She served herself another cup of tea

>"That's it? You're not going to help us?"

>"Nonsense, I helped you all enough, I told you were your friend was, all you have to do is find the way she traveled there to met her"

>Someone knocked at the door

>"Is everything alright Miss Fox?" asked one deep voice on the other side of the room

>"Yes, our guests were just about to leave"

>The door opened to the two huge unicorn bodyguards, looking menacing to the mane 5

>"Yeah, well...thanks for nothing" The mane five left the room, leaving Laurel Fox alone with her thoughts.

>"Good luck to you all" she said, as she sipped from her cup once more

 

Equestria in Anon EP 24: Role Play

 

>Day 10 of Twilight on Earth

>Putting behind the incident of the last Monday, you and Twilight decide this night is going to be special

>This time, however, she decides to leave aside dinners and fancy stuff and head straight down to hot steamy sex

 

>"Wow, really?" you ask

>"Is...it...too soon?"

>"Well, no...actually I have never..."

>"No, I haven't--I mean, me neither, except for board games and..."

>"Yeah, me too, yes..."

 

>You have both decided to role play sex

>you two are excited by the idea, this is something that you always wanted to try, but are really unsure on how to go with it

>Twilights searches a Wikihow on what should they know before starting this whole thing

 

>"I've found it! 'The Sexual Role Play Guide for Beginners' "

>you both keep scrolling to see if it's an actual guide rather than just advices for it

>you highlight one line about it

>"Sexual role play cannot be learnt from a book or from someone else’s mouth"

>"That's so not right, I believe I saw one book about it right here" She starts to look among the books she rented

>You end up in a man's health online magazine with some of the rubbish that you actually have to write at work

>You decide to give it a go, so you go outside to get the outfits

>"How is she even going to use the female ones?"

>You buy them anyway, the cashier gives you this insolent look, like you were the only creepy bastard to buy these suits

>It could have been worst, there was some freaky leather masochist suits on sale, they should be the ones to be ashamed of even selling that kind of stuff

>You return home thinking on how are you going to do this, not too convinced of the whole thing

>Twilight receives you, using one of your bathrobes

>That catches your attention

>"Wait...how did you made it to fit you?"

>"It's a little trick Rarity taught me, she missed the size of many commissions, so she simply used this spell to resize the suit"

>the_more_you_know.jpg

>"So, are you ready for..." *She drops the bathrobe* "this...?"

>That alone raised your boner, triggering an almost instinctive human mechanism

>Hell yeah, you're ready

 

>Roleplaying #1: Sexy Nurse

 

>You are wounded Anon, sexy Hawaiian surfist

>You've been wounded trying to pull of an awesome surfing trick

>You are stuck in your bed, unable to do anything

>Your balls are swollen for the lack of action.

>Suddenly, your sexy nurse comes to your room

>She is...a...pony--Ok, don't distract! she is a sexy nurse, and her purple color makes her all more sexy

>"Are you ready for your shot?" The nurse says "I'm the nurse love joy and I'm here to make you feel better"

>(God, Twi', you're a terrible actress)--ANYWAY, "So, you're here to make me feel better?" You ask with a sinister voice "Perhaps you could help me with something down there"

>You unveil your exposed parts which used to be covered with your patient robe

>"I'll see what I can do" Twi--I mean, Nurse Lovejoy starts to lick your chest and starts to lower the course of her tongue towards your rising tower

>She stops at midway, opening her eyes

>"Wait, what if you actually have a sexual disease? Your report doesn't mentions that" *sigh* the Nurse takes your report, trying to find out the results on your blood tests, finding the reports very unreliable

>"Uhm...don't worry babe,  I was brought here only for a broken leg, I'm all safe" She giggles and starts closing the gap between you two "Oh, then I guess one night of fun won't make any harm"

>The Nurse, forgetting all of his Nursing duties and problems for one night started to kiss his patient, she hoped the doctor wouldn't come, that would be the end of her career as a--

>"Wait, which leg was the broken one?"

>You sigh

>"The one filled with bandages,...bandages that you...wrapped around my needed body" you take her hand, err...hoof and rub it over your naked chest, she soon follows it

>She starts to rub your body with her hooves, kissing you passionately, she's all over you, you can feel her hooves going places where,

>You feel a sudden, unexpected sting

>"Woah, Twilight, what the hell!?"

>"Bingo!  I managed to got that shot you needed!"

>"What shot? what are you talking about?"

>"The one in the report" The report hoovers in front of her face

>"That report came with the cus--*sigh*...

 

>Roleplaying # 2: The Lonely Bar

 

>You are Bartender Anon, a lonely wolf at the edges of the asphalt jungle

>You have a very low number of customers, but they are all loyal to this abandoned curb they call a home

>The jukebox plays one of the only 12 tunes it knows, the rainy mood of the day is completed as you pour some whiskey over your glass, preparing to close

>The bell of the entrance chimes as a new customer who you've never seen comes by

>Even when you consider it inappropriate, you are distracted by its pointy...horn

>Anyway, she sits by the bar

>"Do you have fire?" She asks as she pulls a long cigarette

>(Not bad...) "Sorry, no smoking in this place"

>"Then I'll have whatever you're serving here" You prepare her a martini, since it seems what a pretty...unicorn like her would drink

>She shows sings of having been crying

>"Bad night lady?"

>"Oh, it's not worth mentioning, all I want to do is forgive and forget" she sips the drink quickly

>Perhaps too quickly

>She starts to show signs of choking

>"Uhm...do you...need"

>"NO, no..."*she clears her throat* that's ok. It's been a long time since I've had a drink"

>"So what's that bastard's name?"

>"I'm sorry?" she says

>"The bastard who made you suffer like this"

>"Anonymous. But now it's not important. I'll have another"

>You pour another drink on her cocktail cup, mix that since it's unusual popularity in this place, it's always ready to be served

>She sips it more careful this time "But enough about me, how about you?"

>"Me?"

>"Yes, what's your sad story?" she keeps drinking

>"Me? I'm just a retired cop, divorced, with a family that denies me, rotting at the most unknown place of the city"

>"Sounds like we have been dropped as tip at the bottom of this huge charity jar"

>(You have no idea what that was supposed to mean, but you carry on)

>The mysterious lady shuffles her purse and seems concerned about something

>"Oh my, it seems I've forgotten the cash with all the hurry"

>"Well, there are no dishes you could wash, so there's gotta be another way to pay for your drinks"

>"Oh...can't you just let it pass?" says the mysterious lady as she pulls you close to her

>"I'm afraid not ma'am" your eyes meet with a point far behind her

>She turns to see an old small stage with a pole in it

>"It's out of use since all of our dancers left, but I think it's still good for one more show"

>She looks at you daringly, there is a naughty grimace on her face as she walks to the podium

>"So, you'd like to see me dance?" says the woman with an inviting voice, her voice was pure sex, the yes was implicit

>"I would like that a lot..."

>She grabs the pole tightly and...

>Uhm...

>(ok, what is she doing?)

>Ok--she tries to climb the pole, grasping the cold steel among her strong legs, you could feel the metal melting among her volcanic groin

>The pole dancer falls head first to the ground

>"Twilight!"

>"...Oww...*sigh*...I just remembered I suck at dancing"

 

Roleplaying # 3: Teacher and student

 

(Now we're talking! Why didn't you two do this in the first place?)

 

>You are student Anon, you and your penis have an enormous crush for your teacher

>Maybe it's the way she dresses, those really short skirts, or the way she seems to tease you everyday, or maybe it's her beautiful purple...mane

>Whatever it is, it drives you crazy, and your underaged penis is just dying to meet her personally

>However, today she might not be the favorite of your teachers

>She got you in detention for someone else's fault

>You are all alone in the middle of the classroom, it's late and you could have gone home way sooner

>She comes in and asks you if you're done

>stupid math problems, worst thing is that you'll have to redo them soon

>She walks by your desk

>"I need more time, they are too hard"

>"Well, I actually rather them like that" she slowly moves behind you

>"What?"

>"I said..." she whispers near your ear this time, the sensation is nearly orgasmic "I like things that are 'too hard'"

>"That's good" you say "because I have something really hard down here" dastardly, you pull your penis out of your pants

>The thing practically does all the job on its own, it's throbbing and beating in excitement

>She looks at this with a fascinated gaze that you can't decipher

>You realize you are in trouble, one call from her to the principal for sexual harassment and you are done for

>Your heart starts pounding when you see her fixing her glasses and smiling viciously

>"Well, well, well, you catch on quick" she says, as she starts to toy with your junk

>She is really experienced, makes you wonder how many students have fallen for this before

>It doesn't matter, she is a pro, and the sensation is driving you crazy

>She then starts to kiss you, not a feeble kiss like the ones you've got so far, a real kiss from a real wom...mare

>She orders you to sit over your own desk and slowly pinning your back to it, she kisses you whole

>This is it, better than in your dreams, your gonna have your way with your teacher

>She starts to check on your answers

>"Wow...I didn't realized we were playing to the special education student" says her, still with a sensual voice

>You can't bother to stop kissing her, it all results so intense that you fear for your life a little, it scratches on an act of violence

>"No, I'm playing the student who has successfully answered everything right because he wanted to get on his teacher's pants" that took a lot of effort to say

>gasping contributes to the atmosphere

>She finishes to unbuckle your pants, you can feel her warm body sitting over you

>"Just so you know, the answer of No.2 was 'x=0'"

>She is just so wet down there, she must have been dreaming to with this moment for weeks, you can tell now

>You smile

>"No, the answer can't be x=0, 2 is not the square of an integer"

>Twilight stops

>"There are three variables, you are probably thinking on a polynomial solu--"

>"Twi, x may only have two variables here"

>Twilight gives you this "Seriously?" look

>You stand up and pull your pants, this is gonna take some time

>You bring a paper sheet and start to display the entire equation all over again

>You two discuss the result the entire afternoon, forgetting what were you supposed to do from the beginning

 

Equestria in Anon EP 25: Someone great and Powerful

 

>After their irruption in Las Pegasus, Twilight's closest friends took on consideration what Laurel Fox, the author, said

>Yet another abrupt visit to Ponyville's library confirmed that Twilight took with her at least six of her books

>Zecora was too kind to identify such books for it's description, and gladly she lend it to them for a close revision

>"Manual of the Planeswalker" (written by some 'Jace Beleren') was the title of one of the books

>Over a quick reading, they could confirm that this was in fact the book that Twilight had used to transgressed to the Other world

>They needed someone capable of casting the spell that took Twilight to the land of the humans

>Rarity tried it, but her knowledge about magic was limited

>Celestia and Luna were out of considerations, they needed to keep Twilight's disappearance in secret to avoid any unnecessary panic

>That also included Shining Armor

>They came up with a single conclusion

>"Are you sure this is the right address?" Asked Rainbow Dash

>"#671, Maple Street, at least that's what they said at the depot"

>The five of them were now walking on the suburbs of Manehattan, in search for an address

>Every house looked the same, there was really long roads with nothing but those green identical gardens everywhere

>Pinkie soon heard some laughter, naturally attracted to them, she directed her attention towards a street

>"Hey, there she is!"

>Not far from there, some kid's party was celebrated

>There was a bunch of fillies laughing and playing, eating cake, watching at the clown and jumping over the inflatable bouncers

>Pinkie seemed overjoyed with all that

>One mare soon came close to the playing fillies and called for attention

>"Come on girls, the magic show is about to begin"

>"Yaaay" screamed the girls in ensemble, they ran and sat in front of several strange objects previously placed around the yard

>A shroud of fog begun to linger, their sweet little faces were already stunned

>"From the far lands comes a pony that is simply THE most magical being you've ever seen"

>"Oooooh" exclaimed the Fillies

>"Watch in awe the unbelievable magical act of the GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRRRRRRRIXIE!" some fanfares plays on the background

>Just as the girls remembered it, wheels of fireworks accompanied her entrance

> Rainbow Dash chuckled "Ohh, I had to see it with my own eyes to believe it!"

>"The great and powerful Trixie have heard that there is some birthday girl around here, but the great and powerful Trixie can't find her" the girls giggled each time Trixie passed in front of the birthday girl

>She finally raised her hoof and said "It's me, powerful Trixie"

>"Aha!" exclaimed Trixie "My extraordinary powers have driven me here, tell your name to the great and powerful Trrrrixie!" more fanfares

>Fillies loved that

>"Uhm...My name is Berry Pie"

>"Ohh, so 'Berry Pie' huh?"

>Without the girls noticing, some balloons emerged from a vault behind the public, soon they started to billow and contort in different forms, all thanks to the magic of Trixie

>"That's curious because, I've had a great craving for a big BERRY PIE!" A shinny colorful balloon shaped as a purple pie emerged before them

>"Woaaah..." exclaimed the girls, marveled at the magic trick, the birthday girl took happily her balloon and took a sit among the rest of her guests

>"Now for my next trick, I need a volunteer..." all the fillies raised her hooves and screamed "Me! Me!"

>Trixie picked a small filly with glasses and freckles "Tell the great and powerful Trrrixie your name"

>"I'm Summer" said the little girl

>"Right Summer, pick a card, any card, just don't tell me which one is it" Trixie turned her head away and closed her eyes as she extended the deck in front of Summer

>After watching the deck closely for a few seconds, the kid found her card

>"You got it? Good, now--" interrupting her act, a bunny came out under Trixie's hat

>"Hey, what are you doing there? You're not supposed to come out" this seemed falsely accidental, but the girls bought it whole

>Trixie removed her hat, and from it a dove came out "Oops!" said Trixie, the girls laughed hysterically "You weren't supposed to come out either, come on you too, get in"

>Once having thrown both animals inside the hat, she added in it the entire deck

>"So Summer, tell us, is this...YOUR CARD!?" from the hat appeared dozens and dozens of bunnies and doves, all of them with the four of hearts on it's sides

>The girls stomped the ground in ovation, Pinkie joined the cheering

>Applejack and the others rolled their eyes "Come on girls"

>"And now, for my next act of magic--" Trixie's eyes jumped out of her sockets, she gasped as she saw Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity watching her show, calmly approaching

>Trixie jumped behind her vault, except for her prominent hat, the box was big enough to hide her

>"No no no nononono, this is a nightmare, WHY THEM? WHY HERE!?" told Trixie to herself, she begun to sweat profusely, her hooves felt cold and trembling

>"A-and now, for my final act, I'll make one pony disappear; ME!" Trixie jumped inside of her chest, the chest then stood and it's sides crumbled like a dismantled box, each side started to fold over itself until the last remaining side busted like a bubble

>"Wooooooooooooooah" the girls were even more fascinated

>Rainbow Dash was already talking with the birthday's girl's mom

>"Can we have a word with the magician for a moment?"

>"Well, she's gone apparently, that's weird, she didn't reclaimed her pay"

>Trixie meanwhile slipped behind the crowd stealthy

>There was a back yard and she had in mind escaping trough there

>Creeping like a reptile, Trixie tip-toed towards the back yard, looking behind her constantly

>She apparently bumped into somebody, not a problem, she only had to look after that person, apologize and continue

>That someone, was Rainbow Dash

>Trixie squealed but stopped soon after

>Beside her, the other mares from Ponyville accompanied her too

>"Uhm...err...OoOoOoOoh, the real Trixie is far gone, she is reEeEeEeeEeeeEElly faAaAaAaaAar from here, she's, over, THERE!" she pointed one point at random and ran in a haste towards the wooden fence

>When the girls turned back, they could only see Trixie struggling to jump over a fence clearly to high for her

>Trixie fell on her back, punching the air out of her lungs

>The five of them looked from above

>Trixie was surrounded. It was over. She sighed deeply, closed her eyes, and as she opened them, they started to well up in tears

>"Alright, you got me" Trixie sat with her shoulders low, "I'm no longer the great and powerful Trixie, I'm just some pathetic loser reduced to make magic tricks for little children" Trixie was sobbing now

>Fluttershy moved a hove over her back and patted her kindly, Trixie, who just barely saw her for the first time, accepted the gesture

>"I think it was pretty good" giggled Pinkie, who didn't hold any kind of grudge on Trixie either

>"Yeah right, So that's why you're after me? You want to humiliate me just  like you humiliated me in Ponyville?!"

>"Actually, only Twilight humi--" Applejack shut Rainbow's mouth together, she could still hear her muffled rambling

>"We're mighty sorry about what happened at Ponyville sugarcube, but we need you for a matter of great significance"

>Trixie stopped crying

>"You...*sniff* need the great and powerful Trixie?" she wiped one of her tears

>It took the five of them to tell her about everything. Trixie seemed to have no idea what "Adorable Hoomans" was, but she understood the fact that Twilight has gone missing

>The face of satisfaction after she knew about Twilight being no longer in this plane gave her a smile from ear to ear

>"Long Story short, we need you to cast that same spell so we can save Twilight"

>"Hmm...so that means that if I refuse, you will have no way to rescue her..."

>"Well...I guess not"

>"HA! Well the joke's on you, I don't know why did you considered me as your first option, but there's no way I help Twilight after the way she humiliated me, see ya"

>Fluttershy intercepted her

>"Oh, pretty please miss Trixie?"

"Give me one good reason to do it"

>"Umm...because it's the right thing to do?"

>"Hmmmm, Nah" Trixie kept her course

>"Think about it, maybe you can get rid of any one of us too!" said Rainbow Dash

>"Hmmmmmmmmmmm, nah, I think I'll just be more careful with the next place I go, I think I'll join the Gipsie Ponies..."

>They were loosing her, she was 10 feet away from them, then Applejack had a good idea

">We'll pay you!"

>Trixie braked her trot, you could almost hear her hooves skidding on the asphalt. She remained motionless for a few seconds and turned around

>"How much?"

>The girls gathered around to discuss the budget they had, using all of her resources, Rainbow Dash announced the result

>"264 bits!"

>"Add a hot bath and we have a deal!" Trixie extended her hoof

>She must have been truly desperate to accept 264 bits

>"It's a deal" Rainbow Dash spit over her hoof to seal the deal. Trixie, disgusted, cleaned her hoof with a cloth, when they shook hooves, Rainbow Dash spited again to seal it

>"Make it two hot baths" grumbled Trixie

>Once the deal was taken, Trixie guided them to the city, since there was a few things she had to take from her Travel Trailer

>"I just need a few things from here and we'll...what?!" her Trailer was padlocked

>Some stallion with a 5 o clock beard was tolling away Trixie's only home

>"Oh no, Frank, don't do this to me, not today!"

>"Sorry Trixie, I gave you too much chances"

>"No, please!, this time I have something serious, I'll pay you what I owe, just let me get some stuff from back there, please, pleeeeeeeease!"

>"No can do, cupcake. I've heard that too many times now"

>Trixie was at the verge of crying, it was time for the girls to act.

>"Oh Mr. Frank, I don't think you have to take away my friends Trailer" said Rarity

>"Sorry gorgeous, that's my job"

>"My, how flattening, are you sure your job isn't being some sort of lady's man?"

>"Well, I did had a business over town..."

>Rarity makes a quick gesture to Applejack

>In a rush, Applejack used the distraction and bucked the padlock with all her might

>The padlock crumbled with no further complications

>"Hurry up!" whispered Rainbow Dash, on the front part of the tolling truck, Rarity and Frank exchanged laughters

>Trixie came inside swiftly, among her stuff were included a pair of photo albums, her personal trunk, some books and other stuff that seemed merely sentimental

>Applejack gestured Rarity as they ran the hell away from there

>"Sorry handsome, gotta go, c'ya!" Rarity scrammed

>"Wh-hey!" it was too late Frank, they took what they wanted

 

>Coming back to Ponyville on the Equestrian Express, the five mares argued

>"Alright, how are we gonna do this?" Asked Rarity

>"I'll go and bring Twilight with me" explained Rainbow Dash

>"But what if you don't return either?" asks Fluttershy, concerned for her friend

>"Then Applejack will come to rescue me"

>"But what if Ah'  dunn come back?"

>"Then Fluttershy will come to rescue us"

>"But what if Fluttershy doesn't returns?"

>"Then you'll come to rescue us, Pinkie"

>"But who's gonna rescue me?"

>"Rarity"

>"But who's gonna rescue Rarity?"

>"Nobody is gonna rescue Rarity!"

>"Why does nobody rescues me?" Rainbow Dash facepalms hardly...

"BECAUSE, by then we will all be there, if that happens, our best shot is defend ourselves with the elements of harmony, agreed?"

>"Agreed!" said the other mares

 

>Back on Ponyville, Trixie finally could redeem that hot shower

>Trixie sighed within the steaming hot tub

>Without a warning, Pinkie emerged from the deeps of the tub, Trixie yelled horrified

>"W-what are you doing here?!"

>"Is the spell ready?" asked Pinkie

>"Oh, that" The book they lend her was crippled with notes and lines

>"I hope you don't mind me underlining a few things"

>Rainbow Dash came by rampaging trough the doors of the bathroom, Trixie releases another high pitched yell

>"What happened? Does she got it yet?"

>"I think she does, she even has all this notes on the spell book, you see?

>"You know that's Zecora's book, right?"

>"Wh-what a, wh-a What are you doing here!?"

>Immediately, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy enter alarmed as well

>"Ohh, thank goodness, I thought something bad was happening" Fluttershy sighed relieved

>"Ahhhh, get out, get OUT, GET OUT!!!" screamed Trixie, the mares obeyed

>Trixie finished her bath, she looked really upset as she left the room

>She rubbed her hair dry with a towel as she walked towards the center of the library

>"Alright, let's finish with this"

>Before her laid three pedestals holding each one gemstone of different color

>This were aligned around a circle, where at the half laid this symbol: http://tinyurl.com/7ney9au

>"Let's see, this must go like...no...that's not...hmm" Trixie started to sweat

>The alignment of the gemstones didn't looked like the one recommended on the book

>"So are you ready or not?" asked Rainbow Dash impatiently

>"I- I am, is just that..." the alignment seemed to work, the crystals around the circle reacted positively, but there was something different, something that didn't quite fit

>It was like a Puzzle that matched together, but didn't looked like the picture in the box

>"Oh the hell with it" thought Trixie

>"Alright, back up everypony,  let the pony with "The spark" work it's magic"

>Trixie's horn started to glow intensely, the more effort she put, the brighter the crystals shined

>Trixie had to stop once every while, they could picture Twilight doing it all without resting even once

>Her struggle continued, now the circle and the symbol enlightened too

>It seemed evident that she needed a great effort to carry trough such spell, her face was turning red with all the effort it took her

>"Come on...come...on..."

>Out of the blue, a tremendous burst of light emanated into the lobby

>From within the circle a bright sparkle of light brew, so intense that it could not be seen directly

>Rainbow dash looked at her friends

>"Ok, here I go, wish me luck"

>All of her friends, worried for her, wished her luck and hugged her, in case something went wrong

>Applejack was the last one to release her grip, doing so,  she turned to Rainbow and said "Good luck, pard'ner"

>Rainbow Dash smiled. She turned towards the blinding spark, which was turning smaller and smaller each time

>"Could you all...just...HURRY!?" screamed Trixie from the top of her guts. She was sweating and it seemed she could not hold it any longer

>"Alright, here I co--" Rainbow Dash was devoured whole by the vortex, before it closed with a blustery noise as loud as it came

>When the room recovered its regular colors, Rainbow Dash was no longer there

 

Equestria in Anon EP 26: Not in Equestria Anymore

 

>The vortex was a really strong stream of forces pushing Rainbow Dash in all directions

>There was no up, there was no down, everything spinned in all directions in an endless continuum

>Rainbow Dash screamed out of pure vertigo

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I'M GONNA DIIIIIIE, IMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONNADIE"

>This lasted for what seemed  forever

>Eventually, Rainbow Dash dared to open her eyes, still reciting her tantrum

>"IMGONNADIEIMGONNADIEIMGONN--" Everything was calmer now

>There was up, and there was down once again

>That was good, her throat felt tired with all that screaming

>She still felt a little agitated, things still seemed to spin, but she knew that this time, it was only her

>The air on her fur felt different, not colder nor hotter, just strange

>Everything around her seemed exactly as she saw it on Tv, the vivid textures were so appealing to her eyes

>She was stranded in the middle of a neighborhood, much like the neighborhood where they found Trixie, only that the front yards was larger

>"No way...it worked!"

>Rainbow gave a somersault and squealed in excitement.

>She soon noticed an elder woman, looking at her from her front yard, glancing at Rainbow Dash and walking backwards very slowly

>"Uhm...hey" greeted Rainbow Dash, the woman returned to her home screaming "Dave?! DAVE, COME QUICK!"

>Rainbow Dash fled away from there, still getting to hear "Dave, there's a monstr...n..."

>There was no time, she had to find Twilight

>That place however looked nothing like the place Anon lived in

>Where were all the buildings, and people, and cars (Well, there was some, but not as much as on Tv) was that all an exaggeration?

>Did Trixie sent her somewhere else?

>"Trixie, you Dumbass..." thought Rainbow

>Rainbow noticed a loud siren howling in the distance.

>Was this normal? She never encountered with nothing like that on the series

>Well, except for that episode where they had a...

>"TORNADO!" screamed some human in the distance

>Rainbow Dash turned around and confirmed that to be true

>People didn't even seem to notice her as they found shelter from a huge F4 class tornado

>Rainbow knew that humans have different rules around here, but it was evident that A)They had no way of controlling their weather and B) Tornadoes were bad

>A high-pitched voice whined in distress

>"Daddy!"

>"Mildred!" screamed another male voice far from there

>Rainbow Dash turned to see a little girl being dragged with the stream

>Among the whole chaos and people escaping, that girl must have lost her family, she was now stranded near a tree

>"Heeelp meee!" yelled the girl, completely powerless before the natural disaster

>Her fingers slipped from the tree and the incoming whirlwind lifted her

>Just when it all seemed lost, a blue dash intercepted her in midair

>The scared girl had no idea of what or how she got rescued, but she certainly was thankful for it

>Rainbow placed the girl next to her family, which seemed confounded about this P0ny

>The little girl finally opened her eyes to see her savior, she could not believe what she saw before her

>"Rainbow Dash!" yelled the girl

>"Huh? How do you know my name?" asked Rainbow

>The girl just hugged her and gave her a smile worth a million dollars "I love you Rainbow Dash, you are the coolest"

>"Thank you...whatever you are, just, thanks" said the father, keeping a safe distance away from Dash

>People screamed horrified everywhere

>Entire houses were being torn apart and dragged onto the huge whirlwind

>One SUV was being hurled across the air at 80 mph

>"Come on, we have to get away from here!" said some

>"No, stay inside, don't try to drive away, it's dangerous" said others

>People hid desperate inside of their basements

>Rainbow Dash frowned

>"Oh no, not in my watch!" Rainbow flied close to the monster

>She hoped that physics here worked somewhat like they do in her homeland

>The colossus pulled her close, it actually felt alive and really, REALLY PISSED against mankind

>Rainbow Dash rushed with all the speed she knew she had in the opposite direction of the hurricane

>She went in circles for a good 15 minutes, but nothing happened

>"Alright, it's on then!" Rainbow flew as fast as she could in a circular trajectory

>She really pushed herself to the limit

>Her wings were going to hurt tomorrow

>Fuck it, there were going to hurt as soon as she cooled down and the adrenaline wore off

>The hurricane gained more size for a few seconds

>Rainbow Dash grinned; it was working

>She tapped for full power, creating her own whirlwind around the tornado

>As expected, the tornado became too unstable to sustain itself, and finally it became nothing but a big hot gust spreading aimlessly

>it was gone, the hurricane was gone

>people could still hear the siren, yet they were surprised to see some day light shinning from above

>"Hey look, over there"

>"What is that thing?"

>"Is it... pushing the clouds?"

>Rainbow Dash looked down upon them

>"Uhm, I hope you like sunny days"

>It took some time for the denizens of Kansas city to understand it, but a cyan p0ny saved them all that day

 

--

 

>Day 12 of Twilight on earth

>No job, no plans, nothing else to do but to spend a peaceful evening with the egghead you love

>for safety reasons, your cellphone has been off all the time

>She is going to hate you for this, but you still haven't found a way to introduce one to the other and explain everything

>Oh well, no time to think about that

>You and Twilight were watching a sitcom

>Sitcoms in Equestria must have been worse than here, since she was laughing her purple ass off out of really lame stuff

>Tears of laughter were formed in the corners of her eyes

>You felt warm inside all of a sudden, watching her laugh was one of the cutest things you've ever seen

>She suddenly notices your stare

>"hehe...what?"

>With no other words, you kiss her

>She doesn't even protests, she just responds to it

>She has become a better kisser these days

>The first time she clearly had no idea of what to do with her tongue, just flinging it around aimlessly

>She let herself go with the feeling this time

>You push her over, falling over her

>At this rate, this might as well end up in sex

>Twilight squeezes the controller below her

>The channel changes at random as the buttons are pressed bellow Twilight's back

>"Ouch, hold on" her magic picked the controller behind her

>The TV stayed on CNN

>Whatever, not like you're paying much attention to the TV anyway

>Twilight magic starts to unbutton your shirt, it's a good thing that she is always ready for action

>You smile trough the kiss

>The news announce the several 'unusual' stuff, war at mid-east, natural disasters, some heart-warming bullshit

>Oh, what do you know? a report about bronies

>...A report about bronies AND weather...

>You open your eyes

>You look at the screen out of the corner of your right eye

>You get away from Twilight, she already managed to unbutton you whole from your shirt

>Twilight kept kissing your neck and chest, with her eyes closed

>"Why are you stooping?" whispered Twilight in a sensual tone

>The news were about a Tornado, the footage alternated between Kansas on a peaceful state and a gray chaotic Kansas, bashed by a terrible Hurricane

>...'Alien form saves Kansas' read the titular, the footage included a blur of blue passing quickly in front of the tornado

>It could be anything, one blue bag that got trapped in the vortex and spinned gracefully as though it were alive, but it also resulted familiar...

>Twilight opened her eyes and gives you a stern look at your new concentration

>*sigh* "Seriously, I know tornadoes are fascinating and rare but, do you even have to--" you interrupt her gently pushing her face so she could stare at the screen

>--don't do that! you..." The anchorman continued talking "after encountering the supposed 'new life form' it turned out to be no other than the character of the popular kids show "My Little P0ny"

>You and Twilight sat properly in one quick movement

>"...Hasbro and the producer of the show Lauren Faust declared they had nothing to do about it, but thanked whoever designed this for saving so many lives today"

>The news now focused on a reporter who was at the place

>"Thank you Brook, we are here in the Streets of Kansas City, were people witnessed an extraordinary event; As you know, tornadoes are not rare in Kansas, yet, they are not something people can put up to, whoever the note took an unexpected turn as this tornado was put off, by no less, than a P0ny

>"What can you tell us, to the mankind watching?" Rainbow Dash came to shot

>MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW DASH

>You cringed

>Worldwide, millions of men from 20 to 40 years were exploding in their pants

>"Ahh, it was nothing, I do this all the time"

>"I'm sorry to break this 'Alternative Reality Game' but, what exactly are you advertizing with this? What can you tell to all fans of M--what can you tell to all your 'brownies'?"

>Rainbow Dash stared to the camera with a blank expression "Uhhhmmmm, what?"

>"Yes, what does this mean? Are you advertizing a movie or perhaps a new toy for the franchise?"

>get_a_load_of_this_guy.tiff

>"...is this thing actually going to be on Tv? Hi Twilight! Look, I'm here too!"

>If you could take a picture of you two watching the screen, you would laugh at it every time you looked at it; both jaws dropped, with silly frowning expressions

>It would make the perfect reaction face, 9gag and reddit would orgasm to death at the thought of quick-stenciling it as a new 'le meme'

>Too bad you couldn't take the picture, since you were staring AT MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW DASH ON CNN

>The report finished

>"In a related note, we are being informed of a huge income of My Little P0ny fans or "Bronies" as they all like to be called, making their way to Kansas..."

>Without taking your eyes away from the screen: "Twilight...?"

>"Yes?"

>"...Get in the car"

 

Equestria in Anon EP 27: Time to Dash

 

>Yes; You went by car from Manhattan to Kansas, because fuck you

>No, actually, it was because Twilight couldn't pass trough the airport

>A quick stop in a Department Store, and you were ready to go

>Twilight was dressed as some sort of old lady, with a Coat covering her entire body, a huge flowery hat and some sun glasses for further protection

>"Ohhhh, what have I done, this is all my fault" said Twilight Sparkle, nervously playing with her hooves

>"Relax, how could it possibly be your fault?"

>"How could it not be? they know I'm here! The only explanation is that I appeared too in "Adorable hoomans"

>That was a very likely explanation, but 2 episodes about you in a row?

>Oh well

>"Anon, are the 'bronies' really as dangerous as you say?"

>"Not alone, but I'm guessing there will be full hordes already there"

>You continued your trip to Kansas

>It normally takes 18 hours of travel

>You get there in 10

 

>Rainbow Dash was in real trouble

>Luckily it was a sunny day in the wide streets of Kansas City, and on it's even wider Avenues

>Too bad that for you every street and Avenue looked like the same

>"Why is this state so...'Square'?"

>"Like...'Boring'?"

>"No, literally, it's so fucking square, it's like symmetrical or something"

>It looked like the streets and avenues, all looking the same, had no end

>It doesn't takes much to find a congregation of people on a nearby public park on the North 7th Street

 

>As you get there, you notice a huge number of parked cars

>All the news networks were there

>As for people, it was like the aftermath of a bronicon, but with actual press follow-up

>There was too much attention about this, you could not risk Twilight to this

>Parking a few blocks away from there you look at Twilight and say “Wait for me here”

>“Are you crazy? There's no way I'm leaving you, did you look how many they are? You said it yourself; as long as we had my magic, we would be fine”

>“I know, but I can't risk to lose both of you out there, trust me, I'll come back with Rainbow Dash”

>Still a bit reluctant, yet accepting your duty, you and Twilight kiss, knowing that if something goes wrong, you would still like to have a memory of a last kiss

>Following one of the many bunch that incorporated to the huge crowd, you manage to get at the center of it before you know it

>God, there is so many of them

>All over the place, music of the series can be heard, although mixed with Dubstep and Eurobeat

>at the center of it all, there was some sort of huge stage playing some parts of “My Little Pony”

> “May I have your attention please?” calls a man from the stage, people starts to acclaim him but you can't tell why

>”First, I'd like to thank all of you for coming, the fact that you are here confirms that we've been doing the right thing all along, we shall be rewarded with the fruit of our patience”

>Everyone claimed in a fervent cheering

>There was people tearing with joy, this made you feel a little bad in the inside

>“Anyway, let's hear it loud for the great, unmatchable, Rainbow Dash!”

>From the bottom of the stage, accompanied with entrance music, Rainbow Dash entered walking slowly towards the booming public as in a catwalk

>The press took hundreds of pictures, the media was all above her

>Her show consisted in her showing off in front of everybody like a diva, posing once in a while

>assuming any pose caused general commotion

>This was a mess

>What the hell was she thinking?

>You could explain Twilight the consequences of public exposure, but you wasn't counting on the arrival of a new pony over these lands

>Yet, all in all, what was the worst thing that could happen?

>Soon a really strong chopping sound came roaring from beyond, setting itself above the stage

>”Nobody move, this is a Pentagon Containment procedure”

>The pentagon? What were they doing here? Did they thought Rainbow Dash was a threat?

>The media were soon contained by the well organized squads

>It all turned into chaos, in the confusion, some security units from the news tried to reason with the army, yet it turned into failure

>As the crowd was dissolved, Rainbow Dash was being held prisoner in a hackamore

>As little as Rainbow Dash knew, she could tell that nothing good came from imprisonment

>In a swift move, Rainbow managed to take off the hackamore with her front hooves, she then jumped off the stage, trying to find shelter in the middle of the whole wreckage

>You had to do something

>A sharp whistling got the attention of some people, miraculously, it also got Rainbow Dash's

>She looks at you curiously for a few seconds, but once she recognizes you, she jumps towards your direction

>She didn't flied this time, it looked more like she glided towards you

>Once she lands on your arms, you know it's time to run

>“Let's go!” you scream as you try to make a run out of there

>You should have given more thought on the great crowd behind you

>Some bronies tried to stop the armed men, even when their resistance where futile, their efforts managed to stale them (after which they are submitted)

>“Come on Rainbow Dash, I need you to fly now”

>“Wish I could, my wings are killing me!”

>There was no more option than keep running with Dash

>Like a bat outta hell, you turn around the next corner, trying to run back to your own vehicle

>On the next turn, another armed squadron intercepts you, this one, however, from a different organization.

>“We are taking it under a protocol of Secure, Contain and Protect”

>Soon the military forces encounter each other, turning this escape into a mexican stand-off

>this stand off, ironically, was the only thing keeping both of you alive

>This wouldn't last long, however

>“Hand her over, she's property of the government now”

>“Not anymore, she will be properly contained for further research in our installations”

>Drifting around the corner came a car at full speed, soldiers hesitated to each opening fire or avoiding getting hit

>The car, a strangely familiar black Thunderbird, stopped before you two, opening the passengers door right away

>Not thinking it twice you two get in and the car speeds away

>“Twilight? Whe-How did you learned to drive?”

>“From a book, it didn't seem so complicated in theory”

>Her trajectory was quite erratic, luckily there was no one in front that came across

>Behind you, several Jeeps following your every step

>“It's time to vanish Twi”

>Twilight tried to disappear, the car became wrapped in a purple aura for a few seconds, but it wasn't big enough to succeed

>“I can't concentrate”

>“Let me drive then” Putting your foot in the pedal and steering the wheel, you and Twilight switch places, all she had to do now was transporting all of you right away

>“Come on Doc, it's time to go!” you yell at her

>Twilight takes all the concentration she could find at such high speed, engulfing the vehicle in a purple shine that evaporated in thin air

>The car disappears at full speed and reappears in the kitchen of your own house, getting destroyed for a second time

>The airbags work right on time, the three of you stay still for a while, listening to the motor turning off erratically, trying to grasp on the occurred

>Twilight is the first one to talk

>“Well, I hope you're happy Rainbow, you almost get those guys to use you as a guinea pig back there, I just hope than--” Rainbow Dash interrupts her with a hug, a really strong one and familiar to Twilight

>for the first time in days, she feels the love of someone of it's own species, being that a warm and unmistakable

>It was time to get off the car

>“You don't know how glad I am to finally find you Twilight, everyone are talking about how cool is that you're on 'Adorable Hoomans'”

>Twilight gasped surprised

>“So I DID appeared in'A.H' But how?”

>“First as a Pony, then as a human, then at the end they reveal your shade, gosh! You should have seen Lyra's face, she was green of envy!”

>“I think that's her natural color, RD”

>“Aaaanyway, I think is time for us to leave, the girls will get worried if we don't come back today”

>Rainbow stood form her sit, expecting for Twilight to do the same, she didn't even moved

>“Twilight?”

>“I'm not going Rainbow Dash, I want to stay here with my boyf--” she turns to you “Can I call you my boyfriend?”

>“Please do”

>“I want to stay here with my boyfriend Anonymous”

>Rainbow Dash was left gawping

>“You and Anonymous? But Twilight, what about us?”

>“Well, I'll miss you all a lot but, I've never been so happy as I've been these days, I really can't say goodbye to Anonymous

>Rainbow Dash looks at you, you thought she would be angrier with you, but it seems something crossed her mind immediately

>“Well, why don't you take him with us?”

>“Wha--?”

>“Sure, it will be awesome, he'll meet Ponyville, and we can show him everything around there, and he'll know all the people we know  Twilight, come on!”

>Twilight turns to see you

>“What do you say Anonymous?”

>“I...” you wish you had more time to think this over

>Was this what you wanted? Leaving everything behind, all of your friends and family and achievements and simply all the things you've grown with? A fresh start?

>They both watched you intensely, the sun was setting, you needed to say something before your hesitation became noticeable

>“I need to think this through, give me one day to think about it”

 

28: Anonymous in Equestria (Prologue)

 

>PRO:

 

Equestria is a colorful place, the land of cotton candy

 

>CON:

 

Is far from the land that saw you born

 

>PRO:

 

You'll make new and interesting acquaintances over there, a whole unknown cosmos of entities to know

 

>CON:

 

You'll never see your friends, family, acquaintances

 

 

>PRO:

 

You'll be able to test how good is “Sugarcube Corner”

 

>CON:

 

You won't be able to eat meat ever again

 

>PRO:

 

You're doing this for Twilight, the female thing that you love

 

>CON:

 

You'll never see Her again...

 

>You reincorporate feeling dizzy

>Who do you think you're fooling? You can't sleep

>Twilight, on the other side, snores profoundly

>You get up and head to the living room

>You think on opening a book, but there's too many things on your head to read right now

>You feel everything is going too fast

>You keep yourself awake, beholding at some death point in the distance

>To do this...

>That is, IF you're gonna do this, tomorrow will be a very busy day

>You had to warn your boss so he gets a new columnist, that won't be hard, but having him noticed on time would have been nice

>You need to leave this house for someone else

>SisterAnon might find it useful

>God...SisterAnon

>You couldn't say goodbye to her

>Sure, she was a nuisance, but she was your sister nonetheless

>If something ever got to happen to you, she would be the first  person to know about it

>And yes, you must also talk to Her

>God, you need a drink

>And a cigarette too, fuck abstinence

>You prepare yourself a glass of Whiskey with ice

>The cigarettes were abandoned far in the back of a cupboard, you take them and you sit back

>After a few sips and three cigarettes, you feel a bit more relaxed, maybe now you can start thinking on what to do

>“Hey” calls a voice from the stairs

>It's Rainbow Dash

>Rainbow sits in the contiguous couch, it looks like she adapts quickly to everything

>“What are you having?”

>“Scotch, you want some?”

>“Sure”

>You return to the kitchen to prepare the same beverage to Rainbow Dash

>Rainbow looks at everything around her, still unable to believe what she saw

>“Wow, everything is so...vivid”

>“It is, isn't it?” You drink again

>“Can't sleep?”

>“Nope” you watch your glass for a whole minute

>She drinks from her glass like it was nothing. This  amuses you

>She drinks it as water

> “Sweet Celestia, this is delicious, make sure to bring more of this when we go back”

> “Yeah...” the ices on your glass swirl around, that's the only noise that's heard in the night

>Rainbow Dash notices this and sits next to you

> “It's hard to leave your home, huh?”

> “I guess, I mean, I'm not going to another state or country, this is a whole new life entirely”

> “You'll be fine” cheers Rainbow Dash “Tell you what, I promise I won't let one single of your days in Equestria be boring”

>That doesn't cheers you up, and yet, strangely, it makes you smile

>Being bored wasn't your concern, it concerned you to regret it all and miss everybody

>Maybe Rainbow Dash knew that was worrying you, maybe that was her way to tell you that everything will be fine

> “I have your word Dash”

>A little calmer, you go back to bed

>Rainbow asks for more Whisky, you give her the whole bottle and wish her good night

>You wake up early next morning

>You sit at the edge of your bed and watch Twilight sleep

>Sure, she wasn't the embodiment of a peaceful sleep, but you found it impossible to believe how sweet it was

>That moment alone impulses  you to get up and start the day

>As you leave you notice Dash in your living room, sleeping in silence, hugging the empty bottle

>You head to work earlier than always

>At that hour, only the designers and sales-department employees are there

>Of course, that includes Her

>You talk to your boss who can't hide his confusion

>He tries to offer you a raise, but you explain him that that's not the problem

>There is no problem, it's just cause of force majeure

>Some co-workers listen to the conversation

>The rumor spreads quickly, it's inevitable once they see you around packing your stuff

>With all you need in hand, you leave your office and enter on Her's

>She finds out what's happening, so her perplexity is nothing new to you

> “Hey you” she says

> “Hey yourself” you reply “Are you busy?”

> “Ah...uhm...wh-what happened? Did you quit?”

> “Yeah, I...have something to do”

>her eyes were red and moist, she must knew something's wrong

> “Let's go outside, like we used to” you propose Her

>With no protests, she abandons her office leaving every pending issue she had

>In the whole trek from work to Central Park, none of you two spoke

>Sitting in one of the many benches, eating ice-cream, everything seemed friendly, but this was about to take another course

> “I'm leaving”

>She looks at you for very long time, you respond her gaze to know if she've heard, since you obtain no response from her

> “You're leaving? Where?”

> “I can't tell you, you wouldn't believe me”

> “Is it...because of your girlfriend?”

> “No...yes...I'm moving with her”

>This is the fist time you admit the existence of Twilight, at least undirectly

>She remains motionless for the longest time

> “I had to talk to you before leaving”

> “When...are you planning to leave?”

> “Today”

> “TODAY!?”

> Some pigeons flew terrified

> “I don't like this Anon, anyone who makes you change like like that this quick—I'm sorry, I just can't take it”

> “Trust me, if you knew who she--”

> “Then tell me!” she started to cry, she was crying the whole time altering her voice the least possible, but now she was bawling hard

>her frustration reached a limit

> “I-I'm returning to the office, they need me there”

> “hey...”

> “I'm fine, you warned me, you accomplished that. Now go, don't waste the day” saying that, she leaves

>You want to follow her, stop her, hug her, all that in one impulse, but that impulso never occurs

>This was something you had to do, it was a real shame, but that's the way it was

>There are other things to deal with now

>Getting home, you start to pack your luggage

>Rainbow Dash and Twilight start to make plans about what you'll do over there

>You smile, and make them know  you're listening, but in the inside, you feel something is missing

>You feel hollow

>You are ready now, Aether arrives on time

>You hand him the keys of your house, in a few days SisterAnon will know about your departure and she'll be able to claim your house as her's

>Saying goodbye to her is just too painful, it's impossible, it's better this way

> “Come on, you're taking to long on this” presses Aether “You'll be fine”

> “Thanks dude” you hug him before you leave. You don't even ask for permission, otherwise, he would have refused

> “Right, looks like there's nothing else to--”

> “Wait a second” interrupts Rainbow Dash “Aether, could you sign my wing?”

> “Err...sure, why not?” Aether took one of the markers in your boxes, but Dash gives him another black marker, which ink had a very particular smell

> “This one is permanent”

> “I know” squeals Rainbow in excitement, as Aether doodles his signature, Rainbow doesn't stop shaking, once she has it, she finishes screaming

> “It's a shame that only two ponies managed to come” mutters Aether

>Twilight's spell is ready

> “Where are the pedestals and gemstones?”

> “Did she used that? Pff noob” Twilight focused for a few instants

>Just like when she came, your house started to shake

>An intense purple shinning filled the room

> “Come on, you go first Dash”

> Rainbow Dash looks at Arther for the last time and waves smiling

>god_thats_cute.gif

>Rainbow throws herself inside the beacon, then it banishes

> “Ok, let's rest for a while”

> “Do you need something Twi?”

> “Water would be fine”

>You fetch her a full glass of water, she drinks it anxiously

>The spell must be something exhausting, she takes a sit next to you and drinks the rest of the water calmly

> “Don't worry, we'll meet with Rainbow in no time”

>An idea crosses your head

>Rainbow Dash was gone, and she was the only thing pressing you to go

>Was it too late to take it back?

> “Anon, what are you thinking?”

> “What?”

>Twilight giggles

> “It's just that you have this really serious expression just now, is everything alright?”

>No way, you couldn't do this to Twilight

>Wheter it was Ponyville, Rl'yen or the Kingdom Come, wherever she goes, you go

> “It's nothing”

>She smiles you back. She is sure thinking on kissing you, you know her expression, but seeing Aether at the entrance stops her

>She's so obvious that Aether manages to tell

> “Oh, don't mind me”

>You both laugh

>”We'd better leave”

>Twilight starts to cast “The spark”

> “Ok Anon, this time we'll jump together, hold yourself to me”

>You take her by the waist

> “Ready when you are”

>You notice something

>Aether greets someone else, someone you didn't count with

>By the corner of your eye you manage to see someone

>it's Her

>Twilight doesn't see her, she's too focused on her enchantment, but She sees Twilight

>You and her look at each other as the glowing on the room intensifies

>Something unexpected happens, something wonderful, something that completes you

>A tear rolls down her cheek, and still, she smiles

>Time closes upon you two, the radiance becomes unbearable

>Everything seems to loose stability, everything convulses violently without control

>And yet, you get to see her for the last time

>She extends her hand and gives you a thumbs up

>You smile, she smiles

>She tells you something, but the sound of her voice is lost outside the vortex, where all colors merge with each other

>It would surprise you if she'd say something different than “Godspeed”

 

Stray Stories: Thunder Wreck

 

 

 

>Its a very rainy night in Canterlot

>The Wonderbolts have been invited as guests of honor on the Royal Canterlot Castle, the night spectacle, however, was cancelled due to uncontrollable weather

>Spitfire couldn't sleep

>The dreary thunder wouldn't let her

>There was something about them that kept her uneasy

>"Bad night huh?" Soarin was also awake

>"Yeah, bummer" they both stood next to the window as the endless drops of rain crashed against the cold glass

>"It's strange isn't it? Pegasus are masters of the weather, we OWN the weather, but it takes one time without control to learn to fear the weather"

>"You know, if you say weather that much, it kinda' loses it's meaning...weather, weather, weather, weather"

>A new flash of light illuminated the room, moments later, a very loud thunder shook the earth

>"You remember a mare pegasus called Thunder Strike?" asked Soarin

>"You're kidding? how to forget about her? She was the former leader of The Wonderbolts, well, when they used to be called 'The Thunderbolts' "

>"I just remembered her, just now, but I'm not sure why..."

>They stayed one next to the other in silence, until a new more intense thunder illuminated the room once more, a split second later, a fully roaring explosion moved the earth

>That last one not only hit the ground, it surely destroyed something on it's way down

>"I just remembered why I recalled her..."

>"Because...she was called 'Thunder Strike' and her talent was being 'lightning fast'?"

>"Not only because of that, I remember when she was kicked out of the Thunderbolts"

>Spitfire turned to see him, now curious about his story

>"You do? How come you've never talked about this?"

>"I didn't wanted to remember it until now, I didn't thought it necessary...

 

>> I remember I was obsessed of one day joining the Thunderbolts, that was my only dream, my family was tired of listening to me all day about it

 

>>I assisted the practice, and though I looked up and admired other flyers, there was just nopony like Thunder Strike

 

>>I remember she was my first crush, my impossible love, I know it sounds dumb, but seeing her fly was a very different experience from what we do now, she literally invented the aerial acrobatics

 

>>I assisted to every single one of their presentations, and I never missed her special signature move; "The Lightspeed Strike"

 

>>She went so fast and with such energy that her silhouette was drawn all over the place at the same time, finishing up with a powerful ear blasting thunder roar, my fur stood still every time I saw it

 

>>Back then, I've should have known why did their other partners never showed to be so exited about her incredible skills, it's until now that I think on how arrogant she was with her team

 

>>I really didn't care, Thunder Strike could be all the arrogant she wanted to be, she was the leader after all, and when you are that good, it's hard not to think they are all just jealous of your skills

 

>>I didn't knew that then, but what I thought to be just common jealousy rose to become really strong conflicts between the Thunderbolts and her

 

>>One night, an arsonist who presumably burned a playhouse to the ground was chased by the authorities, The former Mayor commissioned the Thunderbolts to do an air search

 

>>it was a dark night, kind of like this one, except instead of rain, there was a very strong wind, it was hard to fly

 

>>They feared it came to Ponyville, my mother was worried sick, and my father waited like a statue by the door

 

>>Their worst fears were confirmed as Thunder Strike quickly ambushed the arsonist as it was trying to break trough a house nearby

 

>>The neighborhood came out to see the commotion, I was lucky to come out and see everything with my own eyes, or so I thought

 

>>They were ordered to contain him until the authorities came, but Thunder Strike disobeyed

 

>>She was power drunk, her arrogance reached concerning rates, she couldn't just wait for it to leave as nothing happened, no, she would have felt powerless that way

 

>>Rising on the sky, she concentrated her whole body into a massive bolt of lightning that quickly dropped on earth and fulminated the colt

 

>>Her team tried to stop her, but it was useless, none of them was quick enough to do something

 

>>I remember the horrible smell of charred flesh and fur, back then I couldn't see the irony of the arsonist fate, all I could feel was terror, and a very deep disappointment

 

>>The colt soon ceased moving. That was the first time I saw death in my whole life.

 

>>Earth ponies and pegasus did their best to contain the situation, but it was useless

 

>>They couldn't tolerate her no more, after that, it became a long and heavy struggle to take Thunder Strike out of the team

 

>>She was finally kicked out of the team she herself founded when her cutie mark haven't even appeared, her team was taken by Wonder Cloud, and renamed as ´The Wonderbolts'

 

>>I've never heard of her again.

 

>The thunderstorm finished. The rain became a merely perceptible drizzle

>"Soarin that's...why didn't you,--why did"

>"Why did I ever mentioned that? I don't know. I still wanted to be a good flyer one day. The least I think on her, the better"

>Rapidfire came by

>"Storm is over, we have job to do"

>leaving the topic, they left outside to clear the night sky out of it's now passive clouds.

>Spitfire never mentioned the story to nobody

 

Freckles (One Shot) (clop)

 

>Anonymous slowly bit the tempting red apple he just harvested, thus proving that this have been a good year.

>”You know? Ah’ could bake em’ in a tasty apple pie.- Said Applejack”

I’m not a fan of Apple pies, but I make a terrific Cherry pie myself.- responded Anonymous

>“Really? Ah’d love to taste it”

>Anonymous was a man of his word, he rarely made a promise he wasn’t willing to fulfill. >Besides that, it was a long time since he got to test his recipe with his newest groups of friends.

> Since Granny Smith, Big Mac and Applebloom were out to Appleloosa to visit all of their relatives, it was the duty of them both to upkeep the farm while they were away.

>Cooking for each other had become something common.

>Applejack looked carefully the making of the cake.

>She found fascinating seeing someone of a different species cooking, doing it as good as Anonymous did was even better

>In no time, a sweet temper invaded the room.

>The cake came straight out of the oven, ready to be consumed

“Applejack, would you do me the honors?”

>”Of course pard’ner”  And saying no more, Applejack got her teeth upon it.

> In just two or three bites the incredibly sweet taste of the cake invaded the orange p0ny’s mouth.

>Applejack stopped the mouthful inside, feeling it melting deliciously on her palate, she felt that swallowing would be a waste, yet her reflexes forced her to do it.

 

--

 

>“Perfect, just perfect. Ah’ didn’ knew you had it in you!”

“I cooked this for my friends all the time. I used to put some ice cream on it”

>Applejack put a new portion of pie in her mouth.

>A torrent of blood rushed through her face and filled her cheeks.

>This flavor was intoxicating, it provoked an exorbitant sensation.

>Applejack wondered what was she feeling about, since it was a sensation that, albeit she hadn’t felt before,  she seemed to know perfectly; it was the unmistakable madness of love.

>Applejack questioned herself if this was caused by the pie, and it was not to be surprised about, since its flavor got her captivated immediately, but on the other side of the cake was Anonymous, who was responsible of cooking it.

>They say that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and in this case,  the same applied for this innocent and beautiful white-freckled P0ny.

>Some of the cherries rested over the table, Anonymous took some and threw them in his mouth. Among them, he picked one that still had the stem.

“Hey Applejack, wanna see a trick?” Anonymous moved the tongue inside of his mouth for a few seconds. Soon after, he opened his mouth and extended his tongue, in which tip was found the stem, tied in an almost perfect knot.

>Applejack shuddered for a moment.

> Her rear legs stopped responding, she felt how coherence left her body.

> She started to feel her face each time hotter.

 

--

 

>She reminded how not long ago, the girls talked about how to know if a stallion was good using his tongue.

>Rarity affirmed that if a man could tie a knot to the stem of a cherry with his mouth alone, it meant he was a good kisser, among other things.

>Applejack, who was an extremely reserved girl in regard of the opposite sex, could not help to wonder how true would all that turn to be.

>Only for a healthy curiosity, since back then, such things meant nothing to her still immaculate heart.

>However, this time she felt naked for the very first time in her whole life, she felt her whole body, every inch, even the most discreet, had to be possessed entirely.

>The sensation of her own skin rubbing against itself was  maddening.

“Applejack, are you alright?”

>“Beg ya’ pardon?”

“Your face, it got red all of a sudden. Besides, judging by your expression, you seem a little sick. You shouldn’t work under the sun so much”

>”Huh? Oh yeah! the sun! It’s mighty strong this time o’ the year, isn’t it?”

“Say no more, I’ll finish the Applebucking on the east side on my own. Stay here and rest for a while”.

>”No way Anon, I could never do that to you”

“Don’t say that, I promised your brother I would take care of you these two weeks and I’m willing to carry it through. Besides, I’ve been slow lately, considering how good you’re at it.”

>Applejack started to laugh, yet she found herself incapable of stopping before looking like a dork.

 

--

 

“Stay calm, I’ll be right back.”

>Anonymous went out with a jolly stride toward the fields where a dozens of red dots could be appreciated on the distance.

>Instinctively, she found herself stroking her own flank in a circular motion, unsure on what would she achieve with that.

>The sensation of her own hoof running through her skin was something completely exotic to he

>it frightened her to find how accelerated her breathing had turned, whereas her nose would soon become insufficient for the task.

>Her heart could be felt in every fiber of her body, the founding of this new sensation felt like dying.

>What were AJ feelings for Anon? Thus pondered the P0ny who struggled to reflect about her emotions.

>To tell the truth, Applejack trusted him blindly, they both usually ended up having the same point of view on everything and they both ended up allying on each discussion they had on the farm. >He made her laugh and every time he was around she had the uncontrollable urge to hug him.

>She wished she had someone to tell about her feelings.

>The last thing she needed was making a mistake. She needed Granny Smith. Big Mac, well...he wasn’t the most indicated p0ny to tell him about her concerns.

>It was too awkward to think about talking this kind of stuff with him, not to mention he didn’t seem to understand her little sister was also a lady, or that it soon would be.

>But no. For him, AJ was no less of a filly than Applebloom.

--

 

 

>After a cold water shower, Applejack felt the good sense coming back to her head.

>The rays of twilight had swept the beautiful Sweet Apple Acres, the sun was ready to submerge in the horizon.

>Applejack dried her fine golden locks and waited for the faithful breeze of the fields to do the rest, so she avoided to use her elastic band just yet.

>Just as promised, Anonymous on his own had left most of the trees on the east side of Sweet Apples cropped clean.

>Seeing him working at the distance with such energy and love for his own job resulted hypnotic. Applejack stood nearby to see him for half an hour before coming to talk to him.

“How are you feeling?”

>”Better, ah’ took a shower, that’s all ah’ needed to keep on going”

“Great. I haven’t noticed before how long is your mane. It looks good”

>Applejack played with a strip of her own hair, tangling it up a bit by her ear.

>”Thanks”

>Having recovered her strength (and sanity) Applejack joined back to the task of Appleblucking. >They weren’t left as many as early in the morning.

>Anonymous soon found himself an apple tree with a strong trunk which Applejack had named “Roundtree” ever since she saw him grow.

>Just as he did before, he shook the base of the tree to knock down the goods. It’s trunk, unlike the trunks of the other trees, was too hard and didn’t sway enough.

>”That’s the good ol’ Roundtree, let me help ya’ Anon.”

 

--

 

“Nah, I got it, I just have to do it in the right way” Anon placed his legs against the base of the trunk, grasping one of the branches

> he started to ram it with his hips. Incredibly, each shaking got to throw down three to five apples.

>Applejack stood still becoming slowly flabbergasted.

>It was impossible not to notice how tense had gotten the firm legs of Anonymous, with how much force he smashed his own body against the tree.

>Soon, all apples fell, and smoothly walking away from the tree, he went ahead to pick them. >Applejack never wished for a tree to have apples on its branches as she did in that moment. >She felt an intense electric discharge running through her back and ending on the tip of her >nose with a start.

>She felt minute and delicate like nothing else had made her feel before.

>Until that moment she had been the master of her own strength and autonomy, and still she feared and desired crazily that Anonymous took her, that with all her animal alien manhood he overcame her by the rear in a rush of pure instinct.

>Her whole self started to shudder with desire, she noticed the quick humectation that lubricated her private parts.

>Once again, the anxiety of rubbing her own plot became present, only this time, it became a necessity that had no plans to be ignored.

 

--

 

>She was about to suggest it, about to scream Anonymous in a tongue she didn’t know (but that was crazy about knowing it) to instruct her in the vices of carnal pleasure.

>Her entire body screamed, but the mouth of the poor p0ny refused to talk.

>During the rest of the afternoon, Applejack subsided her yearning doing what she knew to do best; Applebucking.

>Each kick that hit the target distracted her away from her previous thoughts.

>She couldn’t stop wondering what did Anon think of her. Over and over, she repeated the mental image of Anonymous making a compliment to her hair.

>It was something that seemed terribly beautiful to her.

>She thought about it so much that she completely forgot about any other sensation, this including an intense back pain obtained for kicking over four dozens of trees nonstop.

>When they were done, her walking had become erratic.

>Anonymous noticed this quite concerned.

“Applejack, did you hurt your leg?”

>”Nope, just mah’ back, I’ll be good soon”

>She kept telling that to herself, yet every step she took unleashed a sharp burst of pain at the base of her thighs.

>She went overhead with her supposed distractions.

>A chill traveled all over the skin of the young mare as she felt the brushing of Anonymous fingers over her body.

>She wondered if she had imagined just that, if her whole self was so desperate for his touch that it just imagined a sensation.

 

“Where does it hurt?”

>”Oh...uhm...near my thighs, over my Cutie Mark”

>The expert fingers of Anonymous lightly massaged the point of pain.

>Applejack felt relief and pain simultaneously.  

“You have your muscles made a mess, woman. Come, let’s go to fix you”

>”Fix me?”

“Yeah, let someone with fingers take care of you.-Anonymous moved his fingers back and forth intermittently.”  

>Applejack wasn’t sure of wanting a massage, but she accepted shyly.

>Rarity had spent a good part of her time trying to make Applejack enjoy the glamorous treatment of spas like she did.

>Applejack, who used her time in labors far more productive never found the time to take some likeness to be pampered that way.

>Applejack laid face down, her face resting over a pillow.

>With her eyes closed, Applejack felt where Anonymous was, she could feel him in the air, like there was some sort of connection between them both

“Relax” ordered Anonymous.

>From the base of her hips to where the back of the neck started, Anonymous massaged delicately the curve back of Applejack, moving her muscles subtly.

>Applejack had to open her eyes, letting out a slight groan of satisfaction.

“Am I going to hard?”

>”No, actually, it’s alright...” The good command of his hands was impressive.

>Anonymous seemed to know perfectly each part of Applejack, not only outside of her, but within her too, it was like he knew exactly what place she wanted to be touch and how.

>Applejack felt completely paralyzed in a numb state.

>Some of her bones came back to their place with a perceptible snap

“Hnnn..”.

“You had so much tension in here”

>”Well, you know how’s all this Applebucking business, sugarcube.”

>Anon started to massage her lower back, soon he found himself massaging her Cutie Mark. >The tone of applejack moanings started to change into a higher, longer one.

>Anonymous noticed this, feeling confused.

>Very deep inside him laid a dark strange wish that had been buried until that moment.

>The whining of her faithful partner aroused him in a way hard to accept. A bulge started to form beneath his pants.

>His breathing became agitated and clumsy.

>He thought in stopping, this couldn’t be any good, Applejack had trusted him with her body and he felt he betrayed her with such lewd thoughts.

>Over his perspective, Applejack gained a form he never before have thought about; the form of a real female.

>It had been so long since he could feel the warm embrace of a real woman, and the escalating sound of her friend awakened a profound memory that resumed his desire for the opposite sex. >This thought shook his shoulders off.

>Applejack was at the edge of consciousness, she finally understood the meaning of rubbing her Cutie Mark.

>She felt her crotch wet like never before, to the point she knew how bad she was staining Anonymous bed with her own juices

 

--

 

>They both started to breath with difficulty, both heavily blushed.

“Does it feels good?”

>”...Yeah...” two discrete phrases, just two phrases were needed to unleash wave after wave of blood and heartbeats.

>They were at the limit of desire, their hot blooded nature attracted them to each other like a powerful magnet impossible to fight against.

>None said anything, both postergated their desires to the point where controlling their bodies was painful.

>As if a hidden sense awakened by need, Applejack perceived the heat coming from Anonymous crutch.

>She had  to feel it, she had to know if  Anonymous was just as wrong as she was.

>”Do it up here”

“W-what?”

>”In my neck...” Anon obeyed with no hesitations, at the moment his body leaned forward he found the fatal mistake of his actions

>his member, which threatened to release himself on it’s own, rubbed with all of its voluptuosity Applejacks swollen mons veneris.

>Clothes became moot in this erotic to-ing and fro-ing, as if their whole existence was just a big mistake.

>Anon without noticing was no longer massaging Applejacks neck, he found himself panting above her, infinitely passionate.

>They were no longer the rational beings the societies try to construct, they were now two animals guided by a script written by the cycle of life.

 

--

 

>His movement now concentrated on his hips, which seemed to have life on their own.

>”Do it.”whispered Applejack between sighs.

>Anonymous was burning inside, he tried to act based on reason, but reason itself have betrayed him reluctantly, finding that it was facing a force that they could not overcome.

>Anonymous unbounded his pants, his genitals jumped forward, ready to fulfill their duty.

>His penis found with ease the marehood of the impatient p0ny, who soon found at first hoof what meant to be a woman.

>The sensation that both experienced was the very promise of eternal glory.

>Anonymous exhaled a gust which no longer feared to express the pleasure it experienced, while Applejack found for the first time the fragility of her own sex and the pleasure the dominated feel in the act.

>Anonymous trusted his hip uncontrollably, he felt the delicate pleasure of the moist blazing inner sanctum of her lover dripping down his legs.

>Applejacks whole body started to blush as well.

>She feared to open her eyes, since vertigo assured her she was falling to a deep,far away spring.

>Their sexes kissed insatiably, their bodies were one for the other.

>Anonymous would have been able to move two trees at once with the force he was humping the restless lady.

 

--

 

>He firmly grasped her hips, bringing her forth as his penis went deeper each time.

>Applejack felt the tip of Anonymous penis bump the deepest part of her loins. Her muscles felt numb, her head was each time lighter and lighter.

>The moanings became screamings that pleaded mercy.

>Their climax saw the sunlight shining above.

>Just then, he felt the walls of her vagina grasping tightly the alien organ that invaded them, completely drunk with the pleasure it brought them.

>Anonymous felt how an immense torrent of semen bursting out of his urethra, it had been so long ago, god, how long had it been, he felt his testicles had been emptied at last of all the time it lost.

>It was so much that it overflew out of his lovers pussy. Applejack died for a few seconds, and then came back to life like never before.

>Anonymous fell on top of her partner, both gasping, both exhausted and satisfied of their misdemeanours.

>In that moment, there were no thoughts, there were no guilt nor reproches, there were only the silence of their ethereal souls.

 

--

 

>A train traveled back to P0nyville from Appleloosa.

>Granny Smith and Big Mac were exhausted after four hours of trip and a morning in which saying goodbye to each parent became a particularly hard task when there are so many. >Applebloom had a blast over there, all that fun got her exhausted, she slept peacefully.

>Big Mac showed concern

>”You alright ‘Macky? You seem upset, did you forgot somethin’?”

>”It’s not that Mah, ah’m just worried ‘bout Applejack”

>”She’s fine, she has Anonymous for all she needs”

>”That’s exactly what bothers me”

>Granny Smith gave a look to her grandson of deep surprise, with a loud cracking laughter typical of her weakened voice.

>”Ah’ cain’t believe yer’ thinking Applejack and Anonymous doin’ ‘that’”

>Big Mac turned his eyes down feeling ashamed

>”Don’t you worry. Applejack is just a brat, Ah’ assure you she doesn’t even know a stallion from the waist down, and Anonymous, well, he is a human, he ain’t interested in P0nies like us.”

 

Stockholm Saga: Rainbow Dash (1)

 

Since the very first moment you arrived to Equestria, you felt how your life was coming to an end. Ponies gave you a really hard time for being different. Coward ponies, everybody felt threatened because of the way you stood. Everybody but one; your always faithful Rainbro Dash

 

Gotta love your Rainbro

 

From the beginning, she was the only one that stood still next to you. Loyal to the death, she cleaned your name when they accused you from killing small animals and poisoning the town's water. She has been nothing but the best of friends you’ve ever had, thinking in all this, you can't help but to feel a little moved. Now everybody likes you, now that they've found that their fears were unfounded, Rainbow Dash didn't even preach the fact that she trusted you first than anyone else, proving all other ponies wrong. That Dash is something special I tell you...

 

Boy. You must love her or something

 

Yes, that's it. That's what’s been bugging you these days, you are in love with her! Lately you've felt rather strange whenever she mentions Soarin. Her admiration is related to his skills as a Wonderbolt, but it really got you when, in a chat between her and Twilight she mentioned him as “Cute”

 

You left that day without any of them noticing. You felt bad, depressed like you've never felt since your arrival. She found you at home later that day. All you could tell her was that you didn't feel too good and you needed to rest. She didn't buy it completely, but still trusted you to be better the next day.

 

Now you're sure those were feelings of true love. For christ sake, how could you’ve been so blind all this time? There are memories that gained a heavy weight within your chest at the light of this unveiled love...The time she forced you to follow her through a meadow just so you could watch the sun set in the horizon. Or all those awesome nights she spent at your home, you slept until any of the two ran out of things to tell the other, and that never ended up soon. And how to forget that you’re the only person she feels worthy enough to watch her cry. You are the only one who knows about her anxiety attacks, about those night frights that keep her from sleeping, you’ve seen the insecure Rainbow, the Rainbow that any of her supposed best friends never even think about.

 

All this time, she has been nothing but a friend, and there was nothing really wrong with that, after all, you are a human being and she is a pastel colored pony, but these feelings of jealousy and tender tell you otherwise. You have to tell your Rainbro what you feel for her.

 

As your first move (and even though you know Rainbow Dash better than anyone in Equestria) you ask her five closest friends on the best way to confess to her. You consider this a bad move after seeing their overexcited reaction, yet it was nice to see they were happy about it. They seemed to agree that you are indeed the perfect match for her, they just can’t believe she is going to have you as her special somepony. Rarity starts planning the evening, it sounds pretty cheesy, and probably that would be enough for most girls, but you were dealing with Rainbow here, you couldn’t just treat her like any other girl. She however insisted that no matter how ungirly she seemed, she was a mare alright, and no pony was exempt of feeling moved by such a romantic setting.

 

You had to trust them on this, after all, who better to know the heart of a mare than another mare?

 

“Where are we going Anon?” asked Rainbow Dash with her eyes blindfolded “if this is a prank let me tell you it’s really lame one”.

 

“Trust me you egghead, you’re gonna like this” you assure her. Gently guiding her steps, you lead her to the carousel boutique. Her ears adapting to the proximity of the walls let her know she got inside some building “Ok, where are we?”

 

You remove the bind from her eyes, she gasps flinching at the sight of an elegant table with a red silk tablecloth inundated with candles, surrounded by a bed of colorful petals while Octavia cheerfully played Rainbow’s favorite song in the background.

 

Rainbow Dash seemed a little red at the light of the candlefire, her friends surrounded her, dressed in an adorable maid ensembles. You couldn’t be more thankful with the girls.

 

“What is all this, Anon?” she asks, you see this as your cue to proceed “Rainbow” you kneel before her, she’s even more startled than before. Her surprise was priceless, there was just no way of describing it. “You’ve been my bro for nearly two years now, but I think I feel that we are just too good to be just bros, Rainbow...” you reposition yourself, lifting one of her hooves and holding it between your hands “Would you be my very special somepony?”

 

God, that felt awfully weird to say. Your heart was racing fast, you were going to pass out soon if it kept like this. Rainbow’s eyes started to well up. Yet what happened next was the last thing you expected to happen, probably that’s why it took you by surprise so badly. Rainbow trotted quickly to the table and kicked it down, flipping it completely into the ground. Everyone was shocked, not just you. Rainbow Dash on the other side was pissed. It all made sense then, she wasn’t blushing as you secretly hoped, she was furious, red of anger.

 

She stared at her friends and said “Why are you doing this to me?!” she was really mad, not only could you perceive anger in her plea, but a very deep frustration “ And you Twilight? of all of the ponies I’ve talked to, you?” Twilight lowered her head ashamed of her actions. Her movement were slow, as she were acknowledging something little by little, something that you could not made your mind into.

 

She finally turned to you, not with anger, but with real sorrow, one lonely tear rolled before her eyes, you could already tell many were going to follow. The same applied for you. “I’m sorry Anon, I just can’t, I--” she could no longer speak.  Those words were enough to crush your heart into a small bleeding wreck of scrap. And the silence after that kept holding it making sure your heart would never beat again. “I’m really sorry, I gotta go” and with this, Rainbow Dash did what she knew best; Dash off at full speed.

 

You were devastated, you never stood from the floor after kneeling. What was the point anyway? The floor seemed like an adequate place for you. All of the other ponies came close as a single minded entity. Pinkie Pie bursted into tears, her attempts to muffle her bawling made it all more saddening.

 

“A’m so sorry Sugarcube”

 

“Anon, I had no idea...”

 

“It’s my fault Anon, I-I was just trying to help, I just wanted to...help” you eye Twilight Sparkle in the very same way Rainbow did, she turned silent and lowered her shoulders in defeat

 

Pinkie couldn’t manage to say anything, her bawling got her to cough and choke a bit. This was simply pathetic. You stood up, they all called you back but the sound of their voices was so distant. You didn’t listen to any of them, none of them had anything relevant to say other than “Don’t go” or “We’re sorry”,  you hoped for them to let you leave in peace. At least they did, yet they insisted on calling your name as you leave.

 

It was all a failure

 

You dragged your feet all the way home, moved only by a sense of direction. Other ponies saw you walking by but you ignored them. You were not in the mood. It was raining hard inside of your soul. You must have looked terrible since they couldn’t stop whispering about you. Finally you arrived home. Sweet sweet home, your sanctuary of defeat. Going to bed seemed like a good idea, it’s not late,  but you don’t want to stand your own weight anymore. No, the bed was too good, you just layed on the ground as you close the door behind you. And there, you cry for hours and hours. Time slid by, the ground felt so cold and yet so fitting. She fucked you, she fucked you badly. You really couldn’t imagine your life past this point, you have lost control of it just now. You felt alone, distant, you didn’t fit in that place anymore. You blew it.

 

You slept on the floor the rest of the night. Hoping to never wake up.