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delicious piss part 3

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  1. By  bob McMuffin the cookie maker !!ou9EdsNHaGD  
  2.  
  3.  
  4. > You are Applejack
  5. > have just witnessed the most horrifying scene of your life
  6. > hah who are you kidding it turned you on insanely
  7. > Anon and twi 69ing
  8.  
  9. [ 5 hours earlier ]
  10. Well we gotta find twilight! shes our friend!
  11. >(rainbow dash) "I've been searching for HOURS, we're never going to find twilight"
  12. /WE/ have been searching
  13. >(rainbow) "ya, real help you guys are without wings"
  14. Well what if we split up and continue searching until twilight
  15. >(pinkie) "Hee, hee, we're searching for twilight until twilight"
  16. >(rarity) "That sounds like a great idea, we'll meet here at twilight. My Little Ponies, clop out!"
  17. > Rarity had kinda taken leadership ever since twilight went missing
  18. [ Back to the present ]
  19. > The sun was almost hitting the horizon, but you were so horny
  20. > APPLEJACK! SNAP OUT OF IT
  21. > Nope.avi
  22. > You don't snap out of it
  23. > Dive in, create a threesome
  24. > Start sucking anon's dick
  25. > (twi) "huh...? wait what WHAT HEY APPLEJACK STOP!!"
  26. > But you don't
  27. > Anon cums in your mouth
  28. > You faint
  29.  
  30. > You are Twilight
  31. FUCKING FUCK APPLEJACK
  32. > Applejack smiles more when you say this
  33. > Dafuq kinda dream is she having.....
  34. >(anon) "Okay, minor distraction, GET BACK TO IT!"
  35. > You get back to it with anon
  36.  
  37. >you are anon
  38. > Having fun eternally 69ing twilight
  39. > Appjejack joins
  40. > Whatever
  41. > Applejack leaves
  42. > Whatever
  43. > Get back twilight
  44. [ a while later ]
  45. > Apple jack joins again
  46. > You realize actual experience is better than books. Applejack is sucking your cock better then twilight ever did
  47. > Show twilight away
  48. > Sex triangle eventually formed
  49. > You're happy
  50.  
  51. ...
  52.  
  53. > Be rarity
  54. Oh Applejack is NEVER late why isn't she oh my what are we to do
  55. >(rainbow) "Lesson learned: NEVER split up"
  56. Yes. Now, we know the general direction applejack took off in, lets search
  57. >search
  58. >search
  59. >search some more
  60. >learch
  61. >lurch
  62. >search
  63. > Find sex triangle
  64. OH MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! rainbow could you- rainbow?
  65. > Everypony else joined in
  66. > WTF
  67. > WUT DO I DO
  68. >(twilight) "Join in of course!"
  69. How did you.....?
  70. > Twilight casts a spell,and suddenly you feel the need to join
  71. > You join
  72. > Fucking great
  73. [ passage of time ]
  74. >(pinkie) "You know what my fetish is? Elements of harmony! Let's all wear our elements"
  75. > Twilight teleports them there
  76. > You all wear them
  77. > Continue orgy
  78. > The power of the elements combine.....
  79. > You and the others begin floating
  80. > Continuing awesome EOH orgy
  81. > Suddenly, by the power of the elements, A GIANT ORGASM OF SEX BLASTS OUT AS A RAINBOW ACROSS EQUESTRIA AND TURNS EVERY PONY BI AND CAUSES THEM ALL TO FUCK THE NEAREST PERSON
  82.  
  83. THE. FUCKING. END. (maybe)
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