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delicious piss part 2

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  1. By  bob McMuffin the cookie maker !!ou9EdsNHaGD  
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  4. > Why didn't you think this through
  5. > A life of getting your dick sucked all day isn't that good
  6. > I need help
  7. > (twi) "I can read your mind. Don't call for help."
  8. > Fucking twilight
  9. > Every time you run out of semen, your body processes speed up thanks to twilies magic
  10. > She sucks every last drop out of you
  11. > Repeat.
  12. > She had stopped fainting the fifth or sixth time.
  13. > She's still addicted
  14. What are you getting out of this?
  15. > "Cum"
  16. No shit. I hate you
  17. > she positions her crotch over you
  18. > "Dont move"
  19. > she starts moaning like shes constipated
  20. > suddenly, piss comes out
  21. > The stuff was so fucking concentrated
  22. > So
  23. > Fucking
  24. > Delicious
  25. > All that mattered in life was tasting and eating that piss
  26. > But there's only so much
  27. > The stream ends
  28. NOOO!
  29. > You burst into tears
  30. > you swallowed it all
  31. > you were so happy
  32. > and now theres nothing
  33. > fucking depression
  34. > Idea
  35. > Your cum is way better to her, so her cum......
  36.  
  37. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  38.  
  39. >You are twilight
  40. >His cum tasted so much better when it was willing
  41. >That's why you agreed to do this far away
  42. >That's why you pissed in his mouth just now
  43. >You'd been saving that, purposely staying slightly dehydrated
  44. >So it wouldn't be diluted
  45. >He loved it
  46. >But now he was depressed. You know how he felt;The same thing happened to you when his dick refused to produce more cum. But you managed to find a fix: a spell
  47. >Realize you could use the same thing as your self
  48. >Suddenly a hand is in-out-in your vagina
  49. ANON- oh my - ANON KEEP IT UP
  50. >Why is he
  51. >Doesn't matter
  52. FUCK YES!!!!!!
  53. > Cum
  54. > Anon tastes it,falls asleep
  55. > Oh.
  56. > Cum tastes better to him. Of course
  57. > You don't bother to wake him up, because you remember when you got knocked out by the cum
  58. > You had dreams about fucking him, over and over, continuously with the taste of his cum in your mouth
  59. > This could be a dream too
  60. > Dont care
  61. > Leave anon to sleep, with presumably similar dreams, judging by the smile on his face
  62. > You had realized a while ago that anon's cum gave you stength.
  63. > Magical strength
  64. > That's how you kept casting the spells
  65. > Oh shit
  66. > What if my friends come up here.....
  67. > They're still my friends :(
  68. > But this is too dangerous
  69. > Extremely addictive
  70. What am I to do?
  71. > Days pass, become more and more depressed
  72. > (anon) "I love you Twilight Sparkle"
  73. > He awoke without you noticing
  74. > Howthefuck
  75. I.... I..... I love you too anon
  76. > (anon) "Lets eternally fuck forever. I constantly lick you, you suck me, forever."
  77. > realize this is possible
  78. 69?
  79. > "Obviously"
  80. But.. you have to not fall asleep, when you taste my cum.
  81. > "I don't. I've woken up a few times licked the spot where you cummed. I won't fall asleep"
  82. > This is possible
  83. > Fuck anon forever.
  84. > Literally what you've dreamed about
  85. > 69 forever. Literally
  86. > and just hope nopony comes looking.......
  87.  
  88. END of part 2
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