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You wake up at 2:30 AM

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  1. >wake up and 2/3 am for no reason
  2. >huge stallion cock in front of you
  3. >"Betty, what the fuck are you doing?"
  4. >"...nothing."
  5. >She walks off to the corner, blowing a mighty load into a shirt before leaving.
  6. >herpderp
  7.  
  8. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  9. >See a face staring at you
  10. "wha...who's there?"
  11. >'b-baka..'
  12. "GOD DAMMIT BETTY!!! FUCK OFF!!!"
  13.  
  14. >wake up and 2/3 am for no reason
  15. >someone standing over you
  16. >punch him in the balls
  17. >go back to sleep
  18. >such is life in australia
  19.  
  20. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  21. >See a face staring at you
  22. "God damnit Hesh, I'm trying to sleep!"
  23. >He procedes to go over his entire headcannon for the history of equestria
  24.  
  25. >Wake up at :230 AM for no reason
  26. >Smell marinara
  27. >Don't even have to open your eyes
  28. "Jesus christ Wuten, again!?"
  29. >Open your eyes
  30. >"You need me"
  31. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  32. >See a face staring at you
  33. "...Who the fu-"
  34. >"The God Emperor wills it!"
  35. "Fuckin' A Chronicler!"
  36. >You proceded to get your Tyranid army slobber knockered by Necrons
  37.  
  38. >Wake up at 2:30 for no reason
  39. >See a face staring at you
  40. "Huh? Who's there?"
  41. >"Hi niggers autism serious hope you guys don't do this."
  42. "Leo get the fuck out of my house! And take your fucking dildos with you!"
  43. >"faggot."
  44.  
  45. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  46. >see a bronzed body glistening off the moonlight
  47. "What the fuck Fitanon!? What are you doing here!?"
  48. >"It's Estrus season."
  49. "...Fuck"
  50. >Your house is swarmed by mares
  51.  
  52. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  53. >See a pair of blue eyes staring at you
  54. "Huh? Who's there?"
  55. >"Who do you think human?"
  56. "Darkie? What are y-"
  57. >"I prefer Penne."
  58.  
  59. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  60. >See nothing but a wall
  61. >Go back to sleep
  62. >Your eyes shoot open 5 seconds later
  63. "Tyko... get out of my house..."
  64. >The wall slowly slides out the door
  65.  
  66. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  67. >See a shirtless hairy body illuinated
  68. "Get out of my house Shanked and put a shirt on!"
  69. >"I'm always wearing a shirt, ALL NATURAL!"
  70.  
  71. >Wake up at 2:30 am for no reason
  72. >Nothing is in your room, thankfully
  73. >Thristy. May as well get drank.
  74. >Open the door. You see SCP-173
  75. >You blink. What the fu-
  76. >Your neck ceases to work
  77.  
  78. >Wake up at 2:30 AM
  79. >Smell dog and metal
  80. "God damnit sorc, get out of here!"
  81. >You get consumed by the Eye of Terror
  82.  
  83. >Wake up at 2:30 am
  84. >Feel something rubbing your body
  85. >Hand moves to your crotch
  86. 'Who...Who's there?'
  87. >'Fiddley Dee Potatoes'
  88. 'God Damn Leucine'
  89. >Hand moves away
  90. 'I didn't say stop'
  91.  
  92. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  93. "W-who's th-"
  94. >You are ran over by the RAPETRAIN
  95. >Who the fuck builds a railroad in a house
  96.  
  97. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  98. "WhaGZZZZZZT--...."
  99. >You've been derezzed
  100. >fucking PonyGone
  101.  
  102. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  103. >See someone standing over you
  104. 'Wha...'
  105. >There hand moves to their face
  106. >Their head is a screen
  107. >Grab his arm and pull him into the bed
  108. 'Never leave us again...'
  109. >No Homo
  110.  
  111. >Wake up at 2:30 AM
  112. >See someone in the corner of the room
  113. >Start getting out of bed
  114. "W-who's th-...Oh fucking gross!"
  115. >The floor is covered in warm jizz
  116. "God DAMNIT Aether!  Did you HAVE to bring your fans!?"
  117. >Your floor does not have a drain
  118.  
  119. >Wake up at 2:30 AM
  120. >Hear someone crying, and laughing
  121. >Stand up and see a figure in the corner
  122. "Hello?"
  123. > "DON"T TALK TO ME!"
  124. "Duke get out of my fucking room!"
  125. > "Okay"
  126.  
  127. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  128. >See someone standing over you
  129. 'Hello? Can I help you?'
  130. >'You were always better than I...'
  131. 'Scooter, I asked you not to come round here in the middle of the night.
  132.  
  133. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason.
  134. >Someone is standing over you, breathing heavy
  135. >Fall asleep cos you don't give a fuck
  136.  
  137. >Wake up at 2:30 AM
  138. >Look around the room
  139. "Who's there!?"
  140. >A smile cracks
  141. >"This is the part where they fuck
  142. "Oh god fucking damnit Pale, get out!
  143. >You're in orbit
  144.  
  145. >Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
  146. >Someone is standing over you
  147. 'Hello?'
  148. >'I GET IT! THEY FUCKED!!'
  149. 'Oh hey Shanked. Sup?'
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