Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

Wiccan Legitimacy

By: a guest on Jul 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.65 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. [23:12] <Broken_> Lapis, did you get all that, or do I need to repeat some?
  2. [23:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> No I missed it all
  3. [23:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> Repeat pls
  4. [23:13] <Broken_> Okay. Gimme a sec.
  5. [23:13] <Swift_Justice> ...Where the fuck did the guy go?
  6. [23:13]  * Lazuli_Lapis prepares for lecture for being a >newfag
  7. [23:13] <Broken_> We have theorized that ponies hold objects in their hooves by using a magical "magnetic" field.
  8. [23:13] <Aoyin> Ooo, M9
  9. [23:13] <Swift_Justice> Oh, it's brandon.
  10. [23:13] <Swift_Justice> Welp, he got rekt.
  11. [23:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> Oh
  12. [23:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> Was that it?
  13. [23:14] <Broken_> No.
  14. [23:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> k
  15. [23:14] <Broken_> Breaking it up
  16. [23:15] <Broken_> This means that all ponies, even earthies have magic inherent in them. Earthies just channel it more into their "hoof grip", giving them greater strength and a connection with the land.
  17. [23:15] == Gnaeus_Pompeius_Magnus [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]
  18. [23:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> >earthies
  19. [23:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> >tfw basically called a nigger
  20. [23:16] <Broken_> Zebras have magic, too. But theirs lies in igniting the magic within herbs and crystals to various functions.
  21. [23:16] <Nameless_Earthmare> I-It's okay, Laz!
  22. [23:16] <Nameless_Earthmare> We're not THAT bad!
  23. [23:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> >not a farmerfag
  24. [23:16] <Broken_> The point is, all ponies have magic.
  25. [23:16] <Sylvan_Grace> No, those are zebras. Fuck zebras. No offense, Liven.
  26. [23:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> So what does this have to do with Wiccan Magick.
  27. [23:16] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for mud pone master race
  28. [23:16] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  29. [23:16] <Broken_> getting there.
  30. [23:16] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for kek pls
  31. [23:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> >and there you have it
  32. [23:16] <GameServ> 71 == 71
  33. [23:17] <Swift_Justice> >All these people getting rekt
  34. [23:17] <Swift_Justice> Welp.
  35. [23:17] <Broken_> Therefore, it isn't much of a stretch to say that you could use that inherent magic to ignite the rituals of wicca into actually having physical effect.
  36. [23:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> So Wiccan Magick is more legit than I realize?
  37. [23:17] <Broken_> Since wicca calls out to others for power...
  38. [23:18] <Lazuli_Lapis> SO I CAN BE WICCAN MAGICK HORSE
  39. [23:18] <Lazuli_Lapis> RIGHT?
  40. [23:18] <Broken_> ...there's one downside.
  41. [23:18] <Lazuli_Lapis> fuck
  42. [23:19] <Broken_> The entities you call to in the old world may not exist in Equestria. And they may not answer to "phone calls" from our new area code.
  43. [23:19] <Sylvan_Grace> >Wicca >Not Golden Dawn Shiggy-Diggy
  44. [23:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> >NIGGER AND YOUR GREENTEXT MAGICK
  45. [23:19] <Broken_> You would need to connect to the proper entities here.
  46. [23:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> Well there's nothing against me for trying RIGHT?!
  47. [23:19] <Broken_> Luna and Celestia.
  48. [23:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> NHNURHRUHRHig
  49. [23:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> Who says THEY'RE Gods?
  50. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> They're just supernaturally powerful.
  51. [23:20] <Broken_> Nobody. That's just my guess.
  52. [23:20] <Aoyin> OO, MOIST NUGGET
  53. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> I'm going to try Wiccan magic.
  54. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> Bacon can't say no.
  55. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> I will be the hero Four Cannon deserves.
  56. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> I will be the Bat Mare
  57. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> I will be the an hero
  58. [23:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> I will be the best magick horse
  59. [23:20] <Broken_> Talk with a GM to see how it might work out. Link to this discussion. This could lead to a good quest line for you, actually.
  60. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> GSP
  61. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> I COULD BE
  62. [23:21] <Broken_> Seeking arcana
  63. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> A PLOT POINT
  64. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  65. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> How do I link someone to this
  66. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> Can you make the link
  67. [23:21] <Broken_> Copypaste
  68. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> FUCKIGN
  69. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> fine
  70. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> >me signs
  71. [23:21] <Aoyin> Lol Swift
  72. [23:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> Where do I get a pastebin?
  73. [23:21] <Swift_Justice> That nigger just got rekt.
  74. [23:22] == Ferric_Forge has changed nick to FERRICBEDTIEMNAO
  75. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> Bah, I'll look it up.
  76. [23:22] <Broken_> Note, I am not a GM. None of what I say is automatically canon.
  77. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> Getting so hype
  78. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> Don't care
  79. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> You're saying there's a chance
  80. [23:22] <Broken_> Thought not
  81. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> That's all I need
  82. [23:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> Gonna jump the shark and just GO FOR IT
  83. [23:22] <Aoyin> >tfw have been planning a questline related to magic for hue
  84. [23:22] <Broken_> I certainly think that it would be a good story arc for you.
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data