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Dizzle #1 (Thread 17)

11:42

 

Well here we go, brave freshly smoked up ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

 

I should probably introduce mah dirty ass, ta whoever will read this. yo. Hoes call me Blazin Sky.

I be a stallion, n' a pegasus.

 

-There appears ta be marks on tha paper, as if Blaze had tapped his thugged-out lil' pencil against tha paper, up in a attempt ta find suttin' ta rap about-

 

I was instructed ta write a journal as I enter tha colony yo, but I be freestylin dis as I strutt there.

Might as well hit tha ground hustlin?

Speakin of that, I had straight-up taken mah time comin here, apparently dis colony has been round fo' mo' than half a year now, wild-ass dat only now ponies is hearin bout it, right, biatch? It must've been tough startin up there.

Doubt merchants come up here either, I be way up north, y'see. Probably near tha Gryphon Mackdaddydoms.

 

15:16

 

Home dope home. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I arrived up in tha frontier town, tha sign by tha gatehouse holla'd Four Cannon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I dunno what tha fuck thatz supposed ta mean, itz probably a reference ta suttin' or symbolic.

 

It aint nuthin but wild-ass ta be thinkin dat all of dis has been set up within all dem months, all kindsa muthafuckin houses n' I be thinkin I overheard some ponies rappin' on some cold-ass lil captured cockatrice. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Speakin of that, enterin tha hood was surprisingly easy as fuck  fo' realz. Almost like they expected mah crazy ass ta be here.

I be thinkin I might go fo' a lil stroll round tha town, n' acquaint mah dirty ass wit some other peo- dammit, thatz right. We ponies now, nahmeean?

 

22:50

 

-Da next section is freestyled up in straight-up sloppy hand writing-

 

I just gots back from tha Inn, n' holy shit.

 

I be thinkin I be faded, is dis what tha fuck bein faded feels like?

 

I kicked it wit some ponies, Chronic Sleeves, Rain Drop n' Strike, I never caught tha others' names.

 

I be gonna chill before I throw up again.

 

Dizzle #2 (Thread 19

 

09:47

 

Goodness, what tha fuck a night.. My fuckin headz pounding.. I should probably swin by tha clinic n' peep if there be a any headache medicine. First order of bidnizz, I should git ta introducin mah dirty ass ta all tha ponies round town, n' find some kind of occupation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I was thankin on some Handyman, or just a pony dat runs round n' helps up wherever.

 

Second order; find mo' chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Da rations dat I had wit me is quickly hustlin out.