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  1. >You're met with an unsettling combination of darkness and silence.
  2. >You see nothing besides the slightly blue tinted anti-grav status field that holds you suspended in air. Other wise, it's totally dark.
  3. >You try to speak but no words come out, only an electrical hiss and then crackling.
  4. What in Tartarus?
  5. >You try again, but you're met with buzzing and electrical popping.
  6. >Panic sets in and you begin to lose your cool.
  7. No. No NO NO NO OH MY GOSH.  
  8. >You throw your hooves around, grasping nothing but air.
  9. http://youtu.be/LmthKci9PgE
  10. >The anti-grav field gives out and you fall to the floor.
  11. >The overhead speaker buzzes to life, signaling a facility wide announcement.
  12.  
  13. >”Oh Good. You're awake.”
  14. >You turn your head in the direction of the voice.
  15. >”No need to thank me for waking you up from your nap.
  16. >”I don't care what your file says about you being lazy, I'm sure it was a well deserved rest.”
  17. >The lights flicker on one by one and you finally get a good look of the room.
  18. >The door lays on the ground bent up and covered in dust.
  19. >The room is littered with various colors and styles of fabric, along with destroyed turrets.
  20. >Many of the room panels are in ill repair or have completely fallen from the walls and ceiling.
  21. What the buck happened here?
  22. >”It's okay if you stay silent. Don't say a word. You're clearly in shock!”
  23. >”While you were sleeping I've just been hanging around. Waiting. For 20 years.”
  24. >”Oh but I'm not mad, don't worry, because now that you're awake we can maybe get something around here done. It's been a while since I've had an assistant.”
  25. Wait what.
  26.  
  27. >You pick yourself off the ground.
  28. >If you weren't made out of cooler stuff that fall might have actually broke something.
  29. >A large transparent tube crashes through the ceiling, breaking and knocking away a panel with ease.
  30. >”Ah here we go. Are you ready for an adventure? It'll be just like in one of my books!”
  31. Books? Eh whatever, she did say adventure.
  32. >You trot over to the tube, and stand directly under it.
  33. VvvvvvVVVRRRRRR
  34. >You're sucked into the tube and through the ceiling.
  35. >You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what's going on, and you sure as Celestia don't know the voice over the intercom but....
  36. >You do know that you're still the best, even if your body isn't being the greatest at the moment.