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  1. >Be me.
  2. >Single father of a foal.
  3. >Been fighting and scaring off raiders and the occasional scavenger(not on purpose for the latter).
  4. >See two ponies one day, one in some rather bright clothes, the other looking pretty big for a mare.
  5. >Laugh audibly to set the tone as I trot down the stairs.
  6. >They almost catch me before I reach the rooftop.
  7. >Stand at rooftop as they come in.
  8. >Showtime...
  9. >Unleash my inner ((pony shakespeare name here)) as I boast and aim a bow at them.
  10. >Turns out they don't want trouble.
  11. >Oh damn. Damage control time.
  12. >Put down bow, invite them for Sparkle Cola, considering that they could've tried to kill me mid-speech if they wanted.
  13. >Have some drinks, introduce them to foal and vice versa.
  14. >The mare was a raider, the stallion is a Stable Dweller, who was rescued by said mare literally less than a day ago*.
  15. >Have a few laughs, share stories into the night...