Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

Untitled

By: a guest on Jun 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.84 KB  |  hits: 38  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. [6/29/2013 10:46:03 PM] John Doe: on?
  2. [6/29/2013 10:46:14 PM] Not Ben Stiller: ?
  3. [6/29/2013 10:46:27 PM] John Doe: quest on for sunday?
  4. [6/29/2013 10:46:37 PM] John Doe: I ask because I know not what my night tomorrow is going to be
  5. [6/29/2013 10:47:36 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Maybe.
  6. [6/29/2013 10:47:46 PM] John Doe: ?
  7. [6/29/2013 10:48:42 PM] Not Ben Stiller: If this shitstorm settles, I'll do it.
  8. [6/29/2013 10:48:54 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Otherwise I'll just be wasting time.
  9. [6/29/2013 10:49:05 PM] John Doe: What's going on? I've been away all day
  10. [6/29/2013 10:49:16 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Dooks forgot his place because of the Jessy incident.
  11. [6/29/2013 10:49:22 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Now everyone hates me and are getting out of place.
  12. [6/29/2013 10:49:46 PM] John Doe: [Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:49 PM] Not Ben Stiller:
  13.  
  14. <<< Dooks forgot his place because of the Jessy incident.
  15. [6/29/2013 10:49:51 PM] John Doe: Now I'm even more lost
  16. [6/29/2013 10:50:30 PM] Not Ben Stiller: I had to lay him off from RevolutionQuest.
  17. [6/29/2013 10:50:40 PM] John Doe: Uhh, why?
  18. [6/29/2013 10:51:31 PM] Not Ben Stiller: He white knighted for Jessy.
  19. [6/29/2013 10:52:04 PM] John Doe: In what? Dude, I don't follow meta, give me the abrigded version
  20. [6/29/2013 10:52:37 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Friend zone.
  21. [6/29/2013 10:52:42 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Oh whoops.
  22. [6/29/2013 10:53:00 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Jessy denied the friend zone, Dooks white knighted in Skype and talked shit behind my back.
  23. [6/29/2013 10:53:17 PM] John Doe: What did he say?
  24. [6/29/2013 10:54:20 PM] Not Ben Stiller: He called me annoying.
  25. [6/29/2013 10:54:41 PM] John Doe: Well, I've been called worse by closer people. What makes that so bad?
  26. [6/29/2013 10:57:13 PM] Not Ben Stiller: It's a bit of a...
  27. [6/29/2013 10:57:19 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Well, to rip off tumblr, a trigger.
  28. [6/29/2013 10:57:33 PM] Not Ben Stiller: It reminds me of some trash I took out, if you get my drift.
  29. [6/29/2013 10:57:55 PM] John Doe: ...You didn't kill anyone did you?
  30. [6/29/2013 10:58:26 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Would you report me if I did? Because I was already locked up.
  31. [6/29/2013 10:59:12 PM] John Doe: Double jeopardy is a thing. Who was it?
  32. [6/29/2013 11:01:08 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Some kid I knew. It happened long ago.
  33. [6/29/2013 11:01:14 PM] Not Ben Stiller: I was a fucked up kid.
  34. [6/29/2013 11:01:41 PM] John Doe: Do you want to talk about it?
  35. [6/29/2013 11:01:45 PM] Not Ben Stiller: No.
  36. [6/29/2013 11:01:57 PM] John Doe: OK. Just trying to understand the situation
  37. [6/29/2013 11:21:46 PM | Edited 11:21:54 PM] John Doe: So, I'm still confused. What caused it all to begin?
  38. [6/29/2013 11:23:43 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Jessy denied the friend zone's existence.
  39. [6/29/2013 11:23:57 PM] John Doe: Who did she say that to?
  40. [6/29/2013 11:24:23 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Some anon.
  41. [6/29/2013 11:24:32 PM] Not Ben Stiller: I called her out on her shit and all the Jessyfags snapped at me.
  42. [6/29/2013 11:24:49 PM] John Doe: Why'd you even do that? It was a random anon you will never meet
  43. [6/29/2013 11:26:07 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Her being Jessy.
  44. [6/29/2013 11:26:16 PM] Not Ben Stiller: And she was being a massive cunt about it.
  45. [6/29/2013 11:26:19 PM] Not Ben Stiller: I don't let that shit fly.
  46. [6/29/2013 11:26:26 PM] John Doe: But... why?
  47. [6/29/2013 11:26:41 PM] John Doe: It boggles my mind. She just said what she thinks
  48. [6/29/2013 11:27:25 PM] John Doe: Was it that much of a trigger?
  49. [6/29/2013 11:27:48 PM] Not Ben Stiller: That wasn't a trigger, that was just putting twats in their place.
  50. [6/29/2013 11:28:08 PM] John Doe: But... that's silly.
  51. [6/29/2013 11:28:12 PM] John Doe: Very silly
  52. [6/29/2013 11:28:20 PM] Not Ben Stiller: ...?
  53. [6/29/2013 11:28:37 PM] John Doe: Why do you care what she thinks?
  54. [12:15:53 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Sorry for the late response.
  55. [12:15:57 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Because she's wrong.
  56. [12:16:24 AM] John Doe: That is subjective
  57. [12:16:36 AM] John Doe: The question is subjective in nature
  58. [12:17:57 AM] Not Ben Stiller: No, it's pretty much true.
  59. [12:18:20 AM] John Doe: Even if it's not, why does it matter to you?
  60. [12:18:44 AM] John Doe: You get triggered by people saying you are annoying, but it's not the same with this question. So why is it important?
  61. [12:18:58 AM | Edited 12:19:02 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Because maybe, just MAYBE I could've shown her the light.
  62. [12:19:11 AM] John Doe: What difference would that have done?
  63. [12:19:52 AM] Not Ben Stiller: It would've made my life, that's for sure.
  64. [12:19:59 AM] John Doe: Why?
  65. [12:20:45 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Because if you can't fix yourself, fix someone else.
  66. [12:21:06 AM] John Doe: But why her, someone over the Internet who is bascailly anonymous
  67. [12:21:24 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Because I want to like her. I really do. She's a great artist.
  68. [12:21:32 AM] Not Ben Stiller: However, I can't respect someone who's a cunt.
  69. [12:21:56 AM] John Doe: She simply has a different opinion than you.
  70. [12:22:08 AM] Not Ben Stiller: A wrong opinion.
  71. [12:22:37 AM | Edited 12:22:51 AM] John Doe: Lots of people will think differently than you. Trying to change them is a fruitless effort that gets you no where but backwards
  72. [12:22:58 AM] Not Ben Stiller: I did it before.
  73. [12:23:01 AM] Not Ben Stiller: I can do it again.
  74. [12:23:09 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Besides, every day, we all do the best we can do.
  75. [12:23:14 AM] Not Ben Stiller: This is my only path.
  76. [12:23:30 AM] John Doe: Why is it your only path? Because you've done wrong in the past?
  77. [12:24:24 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Because it's impossible to do better, or worse.
  78. [12:25:01 AM] John Doe: Well, look at where trying to change someones mind got you. Are you satisfied with the end result?
  79. [12:25:39 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Yes. I couldn't have done worse.
  80. [12:25:43 AM | Edited 12:25:46 AM] Not Ben Stiller: It's the only path.
  81. [12:26:08 AM] John Doe: The path is for you to upset everyone around you and be miserable?
  82. [12:26:19 AM] Not Ben Stiller: If that's what's at the end?
  83. [12:26:21 AM] Not Ben Stiller: I suppose.
  84. [12:26:57 AM] John Doe: Instead of a destructive path, why not take up a constructive path. You are already doing that with your quest.
  85. [12:27:08 AM] John Doe: Giving people a time to have fun
  86. [12:27:11 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Again, I can't do anything else.
  87. [12:27:22 AM] Not Ben Stiller: I am literally incapable of it.
  88. [12:27:40 AM] Not Ben Stiller: I can't predict the future, but it's determined, whether, say, this conversation will continue.
  89. [12:28:35 AM | Edited 12:28:54 AM] John Doe: The future is never determined, never written in stone. We are who we chose to be. We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.
  90. [12:29:06 AM] Not Ben Stiller: Then explain that how no matter how hard I try, it always ends up the same way: I'm fucked over.
  91. [3:18:11 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Welp.
  92. [3:18:21 PM] Not Ben Stiller: Because of authfags, RevolutionQuest is canceled.
  93. [3:18:30 PM] Not Ben Stiller: THANKS, MODS!
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data