- >Wake up
- >Don't feel like P.Diddy
- >Eat some cereal
- >Hear knocking on door
- >Here we go again
- >Answer
- >It's Fluttershy...and Twilight?
- Hello, what can I do for you this morning?
- >Fluttershy smiles and nervously circles the ground with her hoof
- >"Well, I've been trying to figure y-your fetish for some time now....and well um..I decided to get some help.."
- >sigh
- >Turn to Twilight
- What's your excuse?
- >"Well Anon, I've been hoping to study human sexuality and fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here."
- >Of course she would have a For Science reason
- >Fluttershy squees
- >"Isn't this great Anon? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out~"
- Yeah, no.
- >Slam house. The entire thing
- >Fluttershy's says something from behind the closed door
- >"T-that's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from the window, and um you'll have to come out eventually mister...."
- No, I'm not coming out! Not until Twilight stops helping!
- >Fluttershy whispers something to Twilight
- >Twilight shakes her head and speaks up so you can hear her
- >"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!
- >Twilight pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
- >Realize where Fluttershy has been getting her inspiration from
- >Must burn all the copies later
- Try all you want, I'm never coming out.
- >Today is going to be a bad day
- 1/?
- >Spend first hour ignoring them
- >Realize you have shit to do today
- >Can't go outside
- >Sigh and sit by the window, may as well see what they're doing
- >Eyes widen when you see Fluttershy is the size of your house
- >"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH ANON?"
- No
- >"OH"
- >See her glow and suddenly disappear
- >A minute passes before Twilight sheepishly holds up a very tiny Fluttershy up to the window
- >Shake your head
- >Tinyshy glows again and is normal size
- >Topples over Twilight
- >Both are dazed, but then look like they have an idea
- >Start kissing each other
- >Watching your reaction
- >Might be hot if they were human
- >Look as disinterested as possible
- >Both push each other off and spit in opposite directions
- >Twilight rubs her chin and then Fluttershy transforms into a jello version of her self
- >Slimeshy suddenly rubs her goop all over you window
- >Tap the windows and mouth the words "no" to Twilight
- >Twilight sighs and transforms Fluttershy back
- >Hope Twi gets the idea now
- >To your horror she gets a determined look
- >Give them both an equally determined look back
- 2/?
- >"That is it Anon!"
- >"We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
- >2 hours later
- >*Squee!*
- >A chorus of 20 Fluttershy's call out
- No
- >They transform into other mares like the rest of the mane six and cherilee
- No
- >Clones disappear
- >Twilight appears levitating beads on a string
- >"Sounding?"
- >When you don't respond she huffs and Teleports away
- >Fluttershy looks at you, and holds up a strapon
- >Glare
- >Twilight teleports back with a bunny costume on and has Fluttershy put it on
- Nope
- >Twilight stamps her hooves and teleports away again
- >Fluttershy is now holding two strapons
- >Glare harder
- >Twilight appears again and casts a spell that turns Fluttershy into a tree
- >Laugh at this attempt
- >Twilight transforms Fluttershy back
- >"Oh um...washing an oldpony?"
- >Fluttershy asks
- >She is suddenly scrubbing the back of Mr.Waddle while he sits in a tub that came out of nowhere
- >Twilight facehoofs
- >"Fluttershy that's not fetish!"
- >Mr.Waddle speaks up
- >"It 'aint? Because it's mine"
- >He then raises his eyebrows suggestively
- >Why do you live here again?
- 3/?
- >Another few hours pass
- >You had the urge to use bleach on your eyes in those hours
- >Numerous times
- >Nails shouldn't go in there...
- >Twilight and Fluttershy have just executed their biggest fetish attempt yet
- >It was a fully acted musical with paid actors, a stage, magical special effects and scripted lines
- >It was 3 hours long and you were only halfway through it.
- >The play was about you and Fluttershy doing it, with Fluttershy as herself
- >Twilight manipulating a puppet was supposed to be you
- >The song they were currently on had the entire cast wearing clown make up
- >They were singing about miracles
- Okay! What were you even hoping for in this play!? Whatever it is it's not my fetish!
- >Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head
- >"Oh okay..."
- >But Twilight looks pissed
- >Her mane is disheveled and her eyes twitch
- >In a bright flash the stage, cast and everything but Fluttershy and herself are suddenly gone
- >"That's it!"
- >"If you won't come to the fetish, then we'll bring it to you!"
- >She was going to resort to teleporting into your house now
- >Jimmies status:Very Rustled
- >"Ummm Twilight..."
- >Twilight wasn't paying attention and was still ranting
- >"You just had to play cat and mouse-"
- >"Twilight!"
- >"What Fluttershy!?"
- >Fluttershy whimpers, and rubs her hooves together nervously
- >"Behind us..."
- >It seems you were wrong and not everything from the play was gone
- >The giant squid prop from scene 69 or something was still there
- >Turns out it was a real giant squid
- >You don't even know what it's purpose was in that play
- >you were half watching from inside your house
- >It picks the two ponies up and begins feeling them up
- >They cry out for help
- >Not sure if you should though
- 4/?
- >The tentacles start switching between feeling them up and slamming them onto the ground
- >This seems serious...
- >Sigh
- >You guess you'll try and save Twilight
- >....and maybe Fluttershy
- >Shes somewhat a friend...you guess
- >Exit house
- >Gulp
- >You half expected this whole scenario to be a fetish attempt, but nothing changes
- >Walk up to squid
- >Wait why didn't you have a plan?
- >Grabbed by squid
- >Shit
- >Start getting felt up
- >"A-anon...I just want to let you know..."
- >Fluttershy begins, but Twilight finishes with her
- >"We're sorry!"
- >You don't accept their apology but you acknowledge it
- I know...ugh
- >Suddenly feel a prodding near you ass
- >Oh hell no
- You know this is really not my fetish
- >Trying to add humor to a terrible situation
- >"That's okay it's not ours either."
- >Suddenly you realize
- Wait aren't squids like underwater creatures?
- >Twilight's eyes widen
- >"Oh right! I put a spell that allowed it to live in this environment!"
- >She removes the enchantment
- >It loses it's grip on the three of you and dies
- >Look around no other ponies seem to care about what just happened
- >Why DO you live here again?
- 5/?
- >Suddenly Fluttershy barrages your faces with kisses and praise of how brave you were
- >Push her away
- Don't get any ideas Fluttershy! It's not like I tried to help because I like you or anything..
- >Stupid Fluttershy
- >Pic related:yfw
- >She seems to have ignored that, and then she smiles
- >"Twilight! Look! He's out of the house now!"
- >Uh Oh
- >Twilight shakes her head
- >"No, I'm out. Almost getting raped by a squid is where I draw the line."
- >Weird line to draw considering a few of the other attempts
- >Fluttershy sighs in defeat
- >"Well, I'm not giving up on you Anon. One day you'll love me."
- Pffff keep telling yourself that.
- >You go back inside your house and make sure to slam the door quickly
- >Fluttershy was about to invite herself in
- >Take a shower
- >Today could have been worse
- >But at least Twilight won't be helping her now
- >It's not like she could convince her other friends to help...right?
- 6/6
- ...End of Part 1
- Part 2
- >Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
- >Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
- >Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
- >As you're eating some brand-less cereal
- you hear something outside
- >Sounds like counting
- >Ignore it until it grates on your nerves
- >Put on shoes to go outside, but notice a note in one of them
- >It reads:
- >"Sorry for yesterday Anon, as an extra apology I've fixed up your shoes."
- >"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
- >When did she do that?
- >You decide it doesn't matter and definitely won't be relevant to any potential hyjinks today.
- >Go outside
- >Rainbow Dash is counting
- >"67, 68, 69..."
- >Fluttershy is doing wing push ups on a mat
- >Shes dressed up to work out
- What are you doing?
- >"Oh darn it Anon! You made me lose count!"
- >It didn't seem to matter, because Fluttershy got wingboners the second she saw you
- >She falls on her face mid wing-up
- >"Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy work on some stretches."
- >Yellow pone nods and begins stretching
- For what, and why outside my house?
- >Fluttershy is now trying to stretch seductively, and speaks up
- >"For an um special event Anon...and also for another one with you...you'll have reach and I'll have flexibility..."
- >Real subtle pass there....
- >She was distracted thinking about you and got her limbs tangled
- >Rainbow Dash sighs and helps untangle Fluttershy
- >"You'll see. Also I'm trying to help her win you over, Anon."
- Well that was blunt. Why?
- >"What do you mean why? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I'm there to support her in getting one."
- >This isn't going to end well, you just know it
- 1/?
- >Decide it's nothing to get worked up over
- >Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
- >Head home to still see them training...no
- >They're there, but Fluttershy is out of her
- workout getup
- >And they both seem to have been waiting for you
- >You notice a huge cloud is above your house
- Okay whatever you're planning you two aren't hiding it well en-!
- >Before you can finish you're being lifted by the both of them into the cloud
- >Some awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass later
- >You're deposited inside the cloud and it lets out a loud pomf sound
- >It's hollowed out and very roomy inside
- >Feels weird
- >Wait...how are you?....The shoes...
- >Fucking Twilight
- >Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush
- >"Anon would you like to have sex like a pegasus?"
- No, you know this attempt wouldn't work right?
- >She nods a little sheepishly
- >Get her off of you
- So then why are you doing this?
- >She mumbles
- Speak up
- >"It's to...*mumblemumble*"
- >Sigh
- >Lean in closer
- >"It's to distract you.."
- >Notice Rainbow isn't inside the cloud with you
- For what?
- >She pecks your cheek
- >Move away from her
- >"Uh well for that,if that's okay with you..."
- >"And um....so we can get you to..*mumble*"
- Where?
- >"Cloudsdale."
- We're moving?!
- >She nods nervously
- >"S-sorry.."
- >Poke your head out of the cloud to see Dash pushing the cloud toward something
- >"The trip is going to take a while Anon are you sure y-"
- No!
- >She squeaks
- >Spend the rest of the trip in awkward silence
- 2/?
- >>5241695
- >Arrive at Cloudsdale
- >It's beautiful
- >Still pissed off though
- I'm not going along with whatever you want from me here.
- >Rainbow looks equally pissed
- >At you.
- >"You should be glad she does anything for you!"
- >"She tries hard to please you everyday and all you do is treat her like dirt!"
- >Oh so now you're the bad guy
- That's not fair! She can stop whenever she wants, and I rejected nicely before. I'm not interested!
- >Dash doesn't relent though
- >"She's a good pony, and she's pretty. What do you want from her?"
- >Fluttershy looks embarrassed at the praise
- >She blushes, but looks at you with a small smile
- >Roll your eyes
- >"It's not like you have a choice anyway. If you want to leave Cloudsdale and not get lost.."
- >Dash grins smugly
- >"You'll have to stick with us."
- >Throw your arms up in defeat
- >Fluttershy gives you an apologetic look
- >"It's okay Anon, we still have time before the special event so we can give you a tour."
- >"If you wouldn't mind of course.."
- >Part of you wants to take off these shoes and become a spot on the pavement far below
- >Not that desperate yet...may as well go along with it for now
- 3/?
- >Some time later you're getting a tour of the weather factory
- >Local ponies are freaked out by you
- >Some senior weather factory worker rubs his eyes
- >"Why is there a monkey in here?"
- >Probably didn't mean to be rude, and is senile
- >Rainbow Dash gasps and nudges Fluttershy
- >"Now's your chance to defend Anon's honor!"
- >Fluttershy looks as confused as you are
- >"He dissed your guy, challenge that pony and show Anon your dedication and tenacity!"
- >"H-how Rainbow?"
- Seriously, it's not a big d-
- >"Shut up, Anon"
- Love you too Dash
- >"How about a...rap battle?"
- >What.
- >Rainbow Dash pushes Fluttershy into the Old Worker Pony
- >"Huh?" He says
- >Fluttershy tries to look confident muttering something about being assertive
- >And so begins the worst rap battle in history
- 4/?
- Why a rap battle?
- >Dash nudges your side
- >"Because she's bound to win this. The old pony won't know what hit him."
- >First 60 seconds is nothing but "Uh" and "Um" from one side and "Huh" and "What" from the other.
- >Finally Fluttershy gets something out
- >"Hey!...um *mumble* that's not very nice..."
- >"If y-you want to live to 100 let me give you some advice."
- >She pauses for a second and adds
- >"If that's alright with you of course.."
- >Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her face
- >Not sure if funny or embarrassing to watch
- >"It's very rude to call my...Anon...a monkey"
- >"He's actually smart and very..uh......hunky?"
- >"Ummmmm"
- >You feel like burying your face in the clouds >This is painful
- >"If you say anything mean again, you better watch your back"
- >"Cause next time it's your face I'll smack."
- >She kicks her hoof nervously
- >"Well not really that...would be mean, but you know...so um..yeah"
- >The old pony didn't seem to pay attention
- >Then he perks up suddenly
- >"Eh? Rap battle? Don't mind if I do!"
- >Clears his throat
- >Here we go
- 5/?
- >"I don't even know what you youngans are yapping about"
- >"But If it's a rap battle you want, you may as well just walkout."
- >"Hey, aren't you the filly who could hardly fly?"
- >"Well now I'm gonna give you something that will really make you cry."
- >"You're a weakling it's true, nopony denies it too"
- >"Heck, you give a whole 'nother definition to 'Yellow Belly'
- >"Throughout my life I've had tons of mares, you jelly?"
- >"You can't compete with me! At the end of the day you're still a little filly who can't get any willy."
- >He then falls asleep
- >10 minutes
- >She cried for 10 minutes after that
- >We had to escort Fluttershy out of the factory while everyone watched
- >I pat Yellow Quiet's head and she smiles a little after that
- >Rainbow Dash then turns to the both of you
- >"It's time for the special event."
- 6/?
- >Sigh
- Stop calling it that. What is this event?
- >"Be patient and you'll find out."
- >Some wandering around Cloudsdale later and you're at the Colosseum.
- >"Fluttershy's going to be competing in the Cloudsdale Derby."
- >Fluttershy nods
- >"I'll....I'll win for you anon!"
- >You laugh so hard your sides are gone
- It's not my fetish...
- >"It's not about a fetish this time you dolt!"
- >Get a hoof to the stomach
- >Dash then puts a reassuring hoof around Fluttershy
- >"Don't worry once you win he'll realize what hes missing."
- >Fluttershy enters her name and goes off with the other competitors
- >Dash and you get seated on the cloud bleachers
- >"Oh! I almost forgot! I'll be right back!"
- >Dash flies off
- >Shrug
- >This might not be so bad after all
- >You get to see her lose badly, and then go home
- >Everything is going better than expected
- >Dash comes back with some peanuts and refreshments
- >Both of you chow down
- >Race is about to start
- Heheh this should be good
- >"You should want her to win. I betted with your money."
- >Check your back pocket
- >Remember your ass being touched when forced into that cloud
- >Your wallet is gone
- >Where was she even hiding it?!
- 7/?
- >Ah crap
- How much?
- >"What?"
- How much did you bet?!
- >"Well everything in your wallet...and an IOU for an extra 1000 bits."
- >Seriously what?
- >You feel your eyes twitch
- >Race begins
- >Fluttershy is the only pony not in the proper starting position
- >She's shaking like a leaf
- >Lap 1 starts and she's left in the dust by all the others
- >She twirls around comically and then finally sets off
- >Well it was nice knowing you money
- >After some time she seems to be trying
- >She's in the second to last place
- >Lap 2
- >Shes in last place now
- >Dash looks at you
- >"She needs you, Anon."
- >"Say you believe in her, show her your support!"
- >But you don't believe in her
- >Oh well may as well right?
- I believe in you Fluttershy! You can do it!
- >She seems to have heard you and turns to you with a twinkle in her eye
- >She sets off incredibly fast and is gaining on the third place pegasus
- >Under your breath you sarcastically add
- Also you winning is totally my fetish...heh
- >Beyond all reason Fluttershy seems to have heard that
- >She blushes like crazy and squees loudly
- >She speeds up even more, and flies at the speed of KENYANS
- >She wins the race in first place
- >You actually cheer
- >Time to get your bits
- 8/?
- >After collecting your bits Fluttershy approaches you bashfully
- >You're actually happy to see her
- >You pick her up to your face and hug her
- >"Eep!"
- You did great out there!
- >She returns your hug and then flutters in place
- >"Thanks Anon, it was all for you..."
- >She smiles sweetly
- >You notice shes actually a bit cute
- >You stare at each other for a while
- >She moves in to kiss you
- >You don't stop her, you're a bit distracted
- >But you don't exactly mind either
- >"Oh just kiss already, you two!"
- >Suddenly realize what's about to happen
- >Move away
- Ugh, yeah, not happening
- >Rainbow looks about ready to throw you off of Cloudsdale
- 9/?
- >"Are you serious!?"
- >She glares
- >"She did everything right!"
- >"She stood up for you, she won a race for you, you got bits because of her!"
- >She gets a look of fire in her eyes
- >"If we can't appeal to you then I'll beat it out of you!"
- >"She doesn't deserve your rejections!"
- >Fluttershy tries to stop Rainbow but the enraged Rainbow Pone does not hear her
- >Back away
- >Raise your fists to defend yourself
- >Dash suddenly feels a hoof tap her from behind
- >It's her manager on vacation
- >Asks her why she's not taking care of the weather back at Ponyville
- >She seems shocked and comes up with a bunch of excuses
- >Manager pone isn't hearing it and they fly off to Ponyville together
- >Great how do you get back?
- >Fluttershy taps your leg
- >"H-hop on, please."
- >She motions you to get on her back
- >Reluctantly do so
- >Somehow not crushing her
- >Fly off towards Ponyville
- >"Anon..."
- Yes?
- 10/?
- >"Me winning the race isn't really your fetish...is it?"
- >She looks really sad
- No, Fluttershy
- >After a few moments
- But you did great.
- >You can see her smile a little now
- >"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
- >Finally arrive at your house
- >Get off of her
- >She looks a little disappointed that you're no longer riding her
- >The weirdo
- >"Hey Anon?"
- Whaaaaat?
- >"I'm not giving up."
- You will, someday
- >She's not paying attention anymore and is staring at your crotch
- >Close door on her
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >If Twilight and Rainbow can't get you to like her what hope does she have?
- >Glad that tomorrow will just be same ol' Fluttershy and no more surprises
- >You hope
- 11/11
- End of Part 2
- >Wake up
- >Shower shit and shave
- >Check the time
- >Seems like Fluttershy is running late
- >Maybe she's giving up
- >Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs
- >Near the park area
- >See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
- >Hope this isn't going where you think this is going
- >She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy
- >Shudder
- >Anything but Pinkie
- >Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them
- >Hopefully they'll ignore you
- >They turn to look at you and begin to approach
- >Oh god, nononono
- >Pinkie is helping Fluttershy
- >Scream
- AAAAAAAAUGH!
- >Run
- >They seem surprised to see you running
- >The two ponies start to chase after you
- >And you were hoping today was going to be a good day
- PART 3
- 1/?
- >Chased for a minute or two
- >Make many sharp turns in alleyways
- >Head out to market area
- >They're waiting for you there
- >Jump over them
- >Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies
- >Why do you live here again?
- >Just roll with it
- >Riverdance your way past the crowd
- >They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips
- >Causes the entire crowd to trip
- >Keep running
- >Eventually arrive at library
- >About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view
- >"Hey!"
- >Pinkie greets you
- >Oh god how is she doing that!?
- >"Wait Anon-"
- >You don't give her the chance
- >Run like crazy
- >Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time
- >She keeps popping out at every turn
- >Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of
- >Victory!
- >You make it to a small lake
- >Pinkie pops out of the bush
- >You're screwed
- What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!?
- >She giggles
- >"Why would I do that?"
- >Wait what?
- 2/?
- >She giggles for a bit
- >"I'm inviting-"
- >She corrects herself
- >She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush
- >"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!"
- What block party?
- >"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!"
- >"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!"
- >Look at the ticket she is now holding up
- >It does have your name on it
- >"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!"
- >Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds
- >"It'll be fun Anon..."
- What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her?
- >"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised."
- Well, I'm gonna pass...
- >"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?"
- >Pinkie gets a sultry look
- >Puts a hoof under your chin
- >Your jimmies are rustling like mad now
- You what? I accept your offer.....
- >Shudder
- >You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you
- >Fluttershy flutters happily
- >"Yay!"
- >Sigh
- >Pinkie notices your glum attitude
- >"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!"
- >She pushes you and Fluttershy together
- >Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass
- >Slap her hoof away
- >Pinkie then smiles
- >"And maybe you two can become something more..."
- >Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend?
- Pinkie I need to have a word with you
- >Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen
- Alone
- >Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile
- 3/?
- Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right?
- >Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue
- She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again?
- >Pinkie grins widely
- >"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls."
- Yes, only be-
- >"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together."
- >True but only when it's part of her schemes
- >"You know each other very well too from what I can tell."
- >"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else"
- >"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time."
- >Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment.
- >But to your horror
- >Despite all of this
- >You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world
- >Your eye twitches
- >You feel a migraine coming on
- >Won't admit it
- She's not m-
- >Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth
- >"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon."
- >"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!"
- >Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you
- >"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?"
- >She blushes
- >Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today...
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie
- 4/?
- >Head home
- >Wait till noon
- >Knocking on your door
- >Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you
- >See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed
- >Rides everywhere
- >Giant Ferris Wheel
- >Stands and games
- >Music everywhere
- >And is that a roller coaster?
- Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie...
- >"Thanks!"
- >Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously
- >"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?"
- >"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..."
- >Anything you want to do huh?
- >Get a particularly cruel thought
- If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right?
- 5/?
- >As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions
- >Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour
- >She's shaking and squeaking
- >Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along
- >This rollercoaster is huge.
- >Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time
- >Probably magic
- >It's always magic
- >As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie
- >Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something
- >Can't hear it all
- >You only hear bits and pieces
- >"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst"
- >Soon you're seated on the rollercoaster
- >you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack
- >The carts are making their way upward to the drop
- 6/?
- >"*Squeak squeak*.. ?"
- What?
- >"*mumble*um *eep* ?"
- >Sigh
- >Fluttershy finally gets it out
- >"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?"
- No Fluttershy
- >She doesn't respond because the drop has started
- >She screams loudly and holds on to you
- >With an iron grip
- Eerk! Let go!
- >She just whimpers and buries her head into your side
- >Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril
- >"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!"
- >Damn it Pinkie
- >Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together
- >She's shaking and moves in to kiss you
- >Dodge it
- >The carts go for a loop
- >Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss
- >Can't get away
- >Another loop
- >Kiss still isn't broken
- >Fluttershy lets out a sick groan
- >One more loop
- >Oh no...
- >She vomits into your mouth
- >Oh god! WHY?!
- >When the ride is over you vomit in disgust
- >Pinkie looks confused at the two of you
- >As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks
- >"Is vomit your...fetish anon?"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 7/?
- >Well that backfired on you
- >Immensely
- >After some clean up everything seems back to normal
- >Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you
- >"Let's go to the petting zoo."
- >"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...."
- >She gives you bedroom eyes
- >"My best friend~."
- >Shrug
- >Why not
- >There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things
- >Right?
- >Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals
- >Fluttershy looks ecstatic
- >Actually have a good time feeding them
- >Things might not be so bad after all...
- >Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand
- >Turn to see Pinkie gone
- >She's now eating pellets from your hand
- >Withdraw your hand
- What are you doing?
- >"It looked like fun!"
- >Fluttershy looks thoughtfully
- >You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets
- >Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand
- Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy!
- >Run off
- >This is too much
- >Bump into a line
- >It's for a stage to do karaoke
- >Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush
- >Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea
- >She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table
- >Oh boy
- 8/?
- >Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn
- >Time for lamest karaoke
- >She looks very nervous
- >"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song."
- >"To my best friend, Anon."
- >She clears her throat
- >Music starts up
- >Oh no it can't be this song
- >How does it exist in Equestria?!
- >She inhales and begins to sing
- >"W-we're no strangers to love.."
- >"Um you know the rules and so do I"
- >"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
- >"You wouldn't get this from any other gal"
- >"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
- >"Gotta make you understand"
- >She's actually getting in to it
- >And she sounds alright, but why this song?!
- >Look around to see all the ponies are loving this
- >Pinkies shaking her head back and forth
- >Bury your head in your arms
- >"Never gonna give you up"
- >"Never gonna let you down"
- >"Never gonna run around and desert you"
- >"Never gonna make you cry"
- >"Never gonna say goodbye"
- >"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
- >Sings entire song
- >Cheering from everyone listening
- >As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her
- >"Did you like it?"
- >She looks at you expectantly
- >"It's how I feel about you..."
- I'll just tell you that you aren't my b-
- >Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth
- >God damn it Pinkie
- 9/?
- >Afterwards the activities are fairly normal
- >Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too
- >After some time it's just the three of you again
- >It's late afternoon
- >Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie
- >She gasps loudly
- >"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!"
- >She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you
- >She jumps into a bush
- >You all pop out to a buffet area
- >How does she do that?
- >Notice the cake is pink and yellow
- >Pay it no mind
- >Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you
- >Piece has her cutie mark on it
- >She blushes
- >"For you, best friend."
- >Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it
- >Pinkie swallows hers in one bite
- >Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you
- >"Did the food excite you, best friend?"
- You're not my-
- >Cupcake in mouth
- >ugh
- >Take cupcake out of mouth
- It was good, but what do you mean exciting?
- >She doesn't respond
- >Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face
- >"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?"
- >Pinkie laughs
- >"That's not how you food fight!"
- >She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head
- >Throws one at each of your faces
- >Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area
- >At the top of her lungs she cries out
- >"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"
- >Almost instantly food is flying from all directions
- >The three of you hide under the table
- >Pinkie is giggling
- >Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish
- >And you
- >You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan
- >Why do you live here?
- 10/?
- >As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you
- >She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch
- >Glare at her
- >She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look
- >Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you
- What?
- >She repeats the gesture
- I don't understand...
- >"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!"
- >Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan
- >You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds
- >Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners
- >You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area
- >Fluttershy has other plans
- >She licks her lips and pounces you
- >You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey
- >He panics and he runs into the massive cake
- >You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces
- >Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily
- >"Mmmm Anon"
- Food is not my fetish!
- >"B-b-but..."
- It's not, just get off please
- >"Oh, okay."
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 11/?
- >It takes some time to clean you two up
- >Some more activities later
- >It's nighttime
- Well time to go ho-
- >Pinkie shakes her head
- >"Nuh uh!"
- >"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!"
- >"And I know just the spot to watch them!"
- >She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town
- >Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere
- >As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you
- >"Best friend?"
- >Sigh
- What.
- >"Do you know what the party is about?"
- No...
- >She looks saddened by your answer
- Pinkie won't tell me.
- >You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found
- >Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here.
- >Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes
- >"Today is my birthday."
- >That took you by surprise
- >Wonder why you didn't get the signs
- >Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities
- >The cake with her cutie mark
- >Sometimes you're an idiot
- >Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes
- I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing.
- >"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us
- >"And maybe you liked these kind of parties."
- Oh....
- >Not sure how to feel
- But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me?
- >She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane
- >She lowers her head
- >"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come."
- >You were about to say you would have come
- >But that would have been a lie
- >You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with.
- >Still feel bad.
- >"Did you have fun, my best friend?"
- Yeah... I guess I did.
- >She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully
- >The fireworks begin off in the distance
- >"Anon..."
- 12/?
- >"Since it's my birthday...um"
- >You shake your head
- >"Please, can I at least pretend?"
- >"A kiss! A small one, anything?"
- >Her voice started wavering with each suggestion.
- Just watch the fireworks...
- >You try not to look at her
- >It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes
- Alright...just a hug
- >You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly
- >She doesn't let go
- Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy?
- I'm not worth the trouble.
- >She shakes her head and looks up at you
- >"I love you too much to do that."
- >She looks so sad and yet so determined
- >"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!"
- >She cries softly and you pat her head
- >You don't say anything, you feel too bad to
- >After several moments you end the embrace
- >You get up
- >Time to go home
- Happy Birthday
- >As you walk away, you sigh and add
- My best friend
- >Today was a fun day
- 13/13
- End of Part 3
- Part 4
- >Yesterday took a lot out of you
- >Still you've missed quite a bit of work at Sweet Apple Acres this week
- >You need to work today
- >Step outside, see newspaper
- >Ponies suck at the news
- >Read headline out loud
- 'Celebration of local baby birds'?
- I'll give you a headline:'Local man cancels subscription'.
- >Normally never have the chance to read the newspaper
- >Fluttershy takes up your early morning time
- >Notice Fluttershy hasn't bothered you today
- >Maybe she FINALLY gets it
- >Head off to Sweet Apple Acres
- >Applejack probably isn't going to be too happy with you.
- >Things got weird, and you never got the chance to work this week like you promised.
- >Oh well
- >Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
- >See Applejack, wait is that Fluttershy as well?
- >Of course something like this would happen
- >This should be easy to deal with
- >Walk up to them
- Apples aren't my fetish
- 1/?
- >Applejack just rolls her eyes
- >"No, sugarcube we're done trying to appeal to ya."
- >That didn't sound good
- >"From what the rest of the girls have told me, you can't be appealed to."
- >She opens her saddlebag and bites on a long rope
- >Oh god no...
- Why are you doing this? I mean the others had some sort of excuse. What's yours?
- >"Fluttershy here has been distracting ya from your work."
- >"If she gets what she wants, maybe you'll have time to actually do somethin' around here."
- >Look to Fluttershy
- So much for "best friends."
- >She winces at that, but then smiles warmly
- >"Applejack says I need to be more bold with you..."
- >"If you don't want to love me...I have to m-make you love me...."
- >Don't respond
- >You run
- >With a rope in her mouth, Applejack calls out to you before giving chase with Fluttershy
- >"Yer only making it worsh on yershelf!"
- 2/?
- >You run through the orchard
- >The two ponies are actually putting up a good chase
- >Dodge a lasso
- >Keep running
- >Fluttershy flies on ahead of Applejack
- >She's gaining on you
- >Fuck
- >Idea
- Fluttershy, look some bunnies are sick!
- >She stops and gasps in concern
- >"Where!"
- >"Darn it sugarcube he's trying to trick ya."
- >"Oh.."
- >More like succeeded
- >Can see the end of the orchard
- >Trip on a barrel
- >Of course...
- >They catch up and your hands are bound
- >Applejack looks smug
- >Fluttershy looks almost apologetic
- >Well as apologetic as you can get when staring at someone's crotch
- >Fluttershy tries taking off your clothes
- >Laugh bitterly
- >Thank you clothes
- >"Fluttershy, let me show you how it's really done."
- >Applejack bites your shirt
- >Tears it off
- >Rest of the clothes except your socks and shoes are torn off too
- >Is this really happening?
- > Usually a pony with common sense would save you about now...
- 3/?
- >Fluttershy begins rubbing your crotch with a hoof
- Stop it!
- >She retracts her hoof
- >Applejack huffs
- >"He doesn't have a choice, remember that."
- >Fluttershy seems excited by this
- You're not helping Applejack....
- >"Just keep yapping that perty mouth of your's Anon..."
- >Rubbing continues
- >Boner pls go
- >It stays
- >Fluttershy blushes and gives you a cute little smile
- >"Don't worry this won't hurt a bit."
- >Glare
- >"What are you two doing?!"
- >Oh thank god it's Big Mac!
- >You knew someone would come to save you
- >He goes to untie you
- >Applejack rushes in to stop him
- >"If you let him go, I'll tell everyp0ny about the doll."
- >He gasps and then backs away
- >Ah what a load of crap
- Everyone already knows about the stupid doll!
- >Big Mac then frowns at you
- >"Well, buck you Anon!"
- >"Also my doll 'aint stupid!"
- So I'm guessing you aren't going to save me
- >"Nope."
- >Well, it was nice knowing you pony virginity
- >Applejack laughs
- >"Well Fluttershy go on and rut 'em"
- >Okay Big Mac won't save you, but some other pony probably will...
- 4/?
- >Fluttershy kneads her hooves on your chest
- >Plants kisses on your face
- >Licks your cheek
- >Any minute now...
- >"Hey sis what game is this?"
- >Fluttershy jumps off of you flustered
- >Applejack looks equally surprised
- >"Applebloom! Um...it's nothing."
- I need help Applebloom
- >Realize Applebloom probably isn't going to be helpful
- >Begin undoing the rope while Yellow Pone, and Apple pone talk to little Apple Pone
- Bad things are going to happen to me, look at the state I'm in...
- >Realize ponies don't wear clothes
- >Applebloom doesn't really get whats wrong
- >"Did you do somethin' with your hair Anon?"
- >Ropes almost undone
- >Groan in frustration
- She's letting Flutt-
- >Applejack covers your mouth with a hoof
- >"What Anon is trying to say is that he's sick and Fluttershy is going to make him feel better."
- >Finally you've undone the ropes
- >Don't even bother to say anything
- >Run like a headless chicken in the direction of Ponyville
- 5/?
- >Continue to be chased
- >In Ponyville now ass naked
- >No one cares though
- >They also don't seem to care about Fluttershy and Applejack chasing after you either
- >Why do you live here?
- >In the market area now
- >It's very busy today
- >Duck and hide behind the the crowds of ponies
- >Fluttershy looks around, but then hangs her head in defeat
- >If it was just Fluttershy this would be a failed rape attempt
- >But Applejack wasn't giving up so easily
- >"Hey Everp0ny! I'm offering a discount on my cider to anypony who gives us Anon!"
- >All the ponies look at you
- >Then all take credit to finding you while throwing you to Applejack and Fluttershy
- >The chase continues
- >Gotta go fast!
- >Heading towards townhall
- >You're tiring out
- >They'll catch you if you don't think of something fast
- >See grey pegasus
- >"Hey Mr.Anon you look different today."
- >"Did you do something with your hair?"
- >Pick her up
- >Throw her at them
- >Her head collides with Fluttershy's
- >Her ass falls onto Applejack
- >Must have an ass of iron, because Fluttershy can't seem to get her off of Applejack
- >Keep running
- >Off in the distance you hear Applejack rage loudly
- >Uh oh
- 6/?
- >Make it to Twilight's library
- >She'll help
- >You hope
- >Knock on the door
- >Spike answers
- >"Hey Anon, did you-"
- Shut up, and help me!
- >"Sheesh okay okay, what's wrong?"
- >About to explain
- >"GOSH DARN IT ANON, WHEN I GET YA I'M GONNA HAVE FLUTTERSHY RUT YOU FOR A WEEK!"
- That
- >Spike allows you inside
- >Notice Twilight isn't here
- >Probably at Canterlot brown nosing Celestia
- So, um....
- >Spike shrugs
- >You spend the time listening to what sounds like smashing objects, broken windows, and shouting outside.
- >You've stayed long enough
- >Exit the library and head off
- >Ponyville looks totally wrecked
- >Damn, is she pissed
- >Run until you're near the train station
- >You can hide out here you guess
- >Hear galloping
- >Or not
- >Flutterbutt and Applecrap are closing in on you
- >Look to a nearby train
- >Well, you've heard of worse plans before...
- 7/?
- >Stow away with luggage
- >Laugh victoriously as the train sets off and leaves them in the dust
- >The trip takes all day and all night
- >Step out of train
- >It's ....an old time western town or something?
- >Ah well at least those two are gone
- >"Oh I missed you so much Anon."
- >What.
- >Turn to see Fluttershy and Applejack with saddlebags on
- >Applejack already has a rope in her mouth
- >Damn it
- >Suddenly some cowboy pony runs up to you all
- >"Hello and welcome to Aaaaaaaaappleloosa!"
- >Make a run for it
- >Lasso'd
- >Fluttershy approaches sweetly and hugs you
- >Applejack begins dragging you off
- >Applejack turns to Braeburn
- >"Can we use your room cousin?"
- >He nods
- >Well, he's no help
- >Get an idea
- Wait!
- >Applejack tugs harder on the rope
- How about a competition...like a rodeo or something lame ?
- >Applejack grins smugly
- If I win you let me go
- >Fluttershy looks saddened
- >Applejack grins wider
- >Unties you
- >You fistbump her hoof
- >Suddenly regretting this
- >"Alright Anon, and if I win...."
- >"You have to marry Fluttershy."
- >WHAT!?
- >Fluttershy squees and flies in the air
- >Lands and wiggles her hooves in the air
- >"Hehehe do your best um, my future husband"
- >Wow, she has so much confidence in you losing
- Thanks for the support Fluttershy....
- 8/?
- Braeburn as a tour guide wasn't established to Anon because he was already indirectly helping Anon get raped.
- As for the competition thing. He was panicked.
- Also because the plot demands it.
- >The competition is going to be an ironpony competition or something
- >Realize this was a terrible idea
- >Out in the orchards
- >Objective is to get apples into the buckets
- >Then move them to Point B
- >First one to get 10 buckets wins
- >Some Sheriff guy is overseeing the event
- >Fluttershy calls from the sidelines
- >"You can do it Anon, I believe in you!"
- >She says more softly
- >"But uh, I really want to marry you so um *mumble mumble mumble*"
- >Facepalm
- >The thought of that pony being your wife has rustled you so bad that you feel you HAVE to win
- >You're now motivated by Fluttershy, but not in the way she wanted.
- >It begins
- >You kick the tree with all your might
- >Nothing
- >Kick harder
- >Some apples fall out
- >Takes 10 of these kicks to fill a bucket
- >Get the first bucket to point B
- >That wasn't so bad was it?
- >Turn to see Applejack has already finished
- > Sheriff gives the point to AJ
- >Applejack nudges your waist
- >"Ah, cheer up Anon, you're gonna be real perty in a suit."
- It's not over yet! We still have plenty of other events to compete in!
- 9/?
- >Next event is hoof wrestling
- >Sit down at a stump
- >A bit awkward considering the different body types
- >Finally get in the right position
- >Grab her hoof
- >She looks a bit freaked out by the sensation of fingers clasping her hoof
- >Fluttershy flies over to you and nibbles on your ear lightly
- >"Whether you win or lose I still love you, Anon."
- >"But um I'm maybe sorta hoping you l-"
- Just sit down, and watch Fluttershy
- >"okay..."
- >Start
- >Applejack is strong, but most of her strength seems to come from her back legs not the front
- >Slowly you begin to overtake her
- >It helps that she doesn't seem to like the sensation of your gripping hands
- >Slam that hoof down
- >You won
- >You actually won!
- >Fluttershy flies up to you and nuzzles you
- >"Yay! We're gonna get married!"
- >Applejack facehoofs
- >"Sugarcube, when Anon wins that means you aint getting married."
- >"Oh...right..."
- >"Don't you worry none, honey. Anon here won't be able to do much in the next event..."
- >She gets a smirk that makes you shudder
- 10/?
- >"Is this your fetish Anon?"
- No
- >"Hehheh, think of this as a sample of what's to come, Sugarcube."
- Yeah, yeah let's just get this over with
- >This next event is basically bucking
- >God damn it brain
- >The objective is for you to ride on Applejack, and for her to try to buck you off before 3 minutes is up
- >Somehow you're not crushing her
- >You were half hoping her spine would snap when you mounted her-
- >Shut up brain
- >The Sheriff nods his head
- >Before you can orient yourself Applepony is already kicking around frantically
- >You're holding on for dear life
- >"Yeeeeehaaaaaw! I knew you liked it rough Anon!"
- >Fluttershy got wingboners at that statement
- >"A-anon are you-"
- Yes! I'm sure it's not my fetish!
- >"*Squeak*"
- >First minute goes by
- >Feel like you're gonna be sick
- >If you vomit you hope it's on her
- >Eventually you lose your grip
- >Fall down
- >Point goes to Applejack
- >Fluttershy helps you up
- >Then motions you to get on her back
- >"Ummmm my turn?"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 11/?
- >Pie eating event
- >Easy
- >Have to eat 6 entire pies before the other competitor
- >Fluttershy comes over with a cloth over her hoof
- What are you doing?
- >"Well...as your future wife I'm supposed to support you..."
- >Ignore her
- >It begins
- >Chow the hell down on the first pie
- >Move on to the next
- >Before you can begin Fluttershy starts wiping your face
- Stop it
- >Chow down on the second pie
- >Even messier
- >Fluttershy more forcefully wipes you clean
- >It takes forever
- >Applejack has now caught up
- >Eat like crazy
- >Head to head
- >On the fourth pie you speed up
- >Eat the last pies in pretty much one go
- >Bad idea
- >You vomit
- >Applejack seeing this also vomits
- >Everyone who watching starts to vomit
- >Vomit chain reaction
- >After about a minute Fluttershy wipes the vomit from her mouth
- >Tries to clean you with the cloth but it only makes you more dirty
- >...Well at least you won
- 12/?
- >Next event is...
- >Mud wrestling..?
- >Before you can say anything you're tackled into the mud
- >You struggle with your opponent
- >After some awkward flailing you move apart
- >Your opponent rushes between your legs
- >Before you can turn around you're tackled from behind
- >Your opponent is then on your back and pulls on one of your legs
- >Then she slams all her hooves onto your back
- >Before you can cry out she sharply turns your neck
- >For a second you think you're about to die
- >But oddly enough your neck feels better than before
- >Feel kneading on your shoulders
- >What the hell?
- >"Oh my, Anon you've been carrying so much tension..."
- >Wait what!?
- Fluttershy?
- >"Are you two lovebirds done yet?"
- >"The next event is about to start and you two are playing in the mud."
- Didn't the list of events have something about mud wrestling?
- >Applejack shows you the list
- >See that the correct event was erased and mud wrestling was added
- God damn it
- >Massage still feels good though
- Okay, the massage is nice, but why in the mud?
- >"I was hoping it was your fetish..."
- It's not
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- 13/?
- >Lose every event on wards
- >Final event
- >Tug of War
- >Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
- >No, your manparts
- >You've been naked since Applejack sort your clothes off
- >You don't care right now
- >All you care about is winning this event
- >You get in position
- >Begin tugging
- >Applejack despite only using her mouth is tugging really hard
- >For about a minute neither of you has the advantage
- >But she suddenly does when you stumble a little
- >No!
- >You can't lose!
- >Just imagine what would happen if you marry Fluttershy
- >You'll have a wedding and she'll stumble over her vows..
- >She'll probably look a little cute...
- >Erm nevermind that!
- >And then you'll have some reception and it'll be awkward as hell
- >And then on the wedding night
- >You do the deed...
- >Then she'll whisper in your ear: "Good boy, Anon...Mommas so proud~"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
- >You tug the rope with all your might and Applejack loses all her balance
- >Yes!
- Haha no wedding for you Fluttershy!
- >Applejack gets up
- >"Actually Anon, ya still lost."
- >Shows you the score
- >Shit
- 14/?
- *ripped your clothes off.
- This is a load of crap you can't really force a wedding on me!
- >Applejack laughs
- >"That's where you're wrong pardner. See, my family has a lot of influence here."
- >"Not to mention you're stuck here."
- >"Also we already brought wedding stuff with us when we came here."
- >That doesn't make any sense
- How could you know the deal ahead of time?
- >"Well, when we saw you were goin' to Appleloosa I knew we could get the two of ya hitched there."
- >"And when you offered the deal, I thought:Why not?"
- So this was just a big waste of time?
- >Fluttershy pats your thigh
- >"It's okay Anon, it looked like you were having fun.
- >"And now we can be together forever."
- >She blushes and gives you this look of pure wonder
- >"I even brought one of your suits from your house!"
- >"I um...wanted to use the one from our date long ago...but..."
- >She vomited spaghetti all over that one
- >That was a bad night
- 15/?
- >Before you knew it you were forced into a suit
- >Hands tied behind your back while Applejack led your around by the rope
- >You're now in some dumpy chapel like place
- >Kind of weird to see no crosses or anything
- >Everyone gathered looks confused to be here
- >Braeburn is going to wed the two of you
- >Fluttershy walks to the altar
- >She's...
- >Beautiful...
- >Blush
- >Almost don't mind this
- >Braeburn clears his throat
- >"Hoooooowdy y'all!"
- >Almost
- >"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this- ummm."
- >Applejack helps him
- >"Human."
- >"Human, and this mare in matrimony."
- >Fluttershy looks to you
- >She gives you a look of pure love
- >Glare
- >Braeburn rambles on about offtopic stuff and Applejack has to get him back on track
- >" If anyp0ny here can show cause why these two ponies erm.. human thing and pony should not be joined in holy matrimony..."
- >He takes a deep breath
- >"Speeeeeeaaaak now or forever hold your peace."
- Well, I for one-
- >Applejack steps on your foot
- 16/?
- >"Applejack!"
- >Mayor Mare bursts through the door
- >"You have some nerve running off here with all the property damage you caused!"
- >Applejack gets an oh crap look
- >You remember she tore up Ponyville looking for you.
- >Not sure why Mayor Mare is upset though
- >Ponyville gets destroyed and repaired about twice a month with all the crap going on
- >Makes you wonder why you live there
- >"You three are coming back with me."
- >Can't believe your luck
- >Cheer
- >Smile wide
- >Fluttershy looks heartbroken
- >Applejack looks terrified
- >About an hour later you're all on the train to Ponyville
- >Spend the rest of the day ignoring Fluttershy who tries to talk to you
- >Applejack sulks with Mayor Mare watching her the entire time
- >It's night now, the bunks are too tiny for you so you lay on the floor.
- >Fluttershy floats down to you
- >"W-would you like a massage?"
- >Glare at her for a few seconds
- >She doesn't break eye contact
- >Nod
- 17/?
- >She hikes up her dress and gets on your back
- >Roughly kneads you with her hooves
- >Feels great
- Aaaaa~ This is awesome
- >"I can do this for you everyday Anon."
- Yeah about that, I'm still pissed at you.
- >She doesn't say anything for a few moments
- >"I'm sorry Anon...it seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
- >"It was like a dream come true..."
- Yeah well then keep dreaming...
- >She giggles
- >"I do. Everyday."
- >"...It's not enough though."
- Well it'll have to be.
- >She finishes the massage and then pecks your cheek
- >Sigh in protest
- >"Until you're at the altar with me again, and willing...."
- >"I'm not giving up mister."
- Yeah, yeah I get it.
- >She doesn't respond
- >She fell asleep snuggled next to you
- >Too tried to do anything about it
- >......
- >Wrap your arm around her
- >Sleep
- 18/18
- End of Part 4
- >The following day was very awkward
- >You and Fluttershy were still in your wedding outfits
- >When you got off the train there was a crowd waiting to greet you
- >They had a congratulations "Mr. and Ms. Fluttershy" banner
- >Pinkie was going to throw a party
- >In summary it was bad
- >You also were a bit pissed that they knew about Applejack and Fluttershy's plan to force a marriage
- >None of them did anything about it and they assumed they would succeed
- >Why do you live here?
- >Everything is back to normal now
- >At least it seems that way
- >Hear a knocking on your door
- >Answer it
- >No one is there
- >Instead there's a bunch of roses
- >Has a note on it
- >Cheesy love poem
- >It reads:
- >"I need you."
- >"I love you."
- >"Without you my heart will pine."
- >"So please, oh please be mine."
- >"With Love, Fluttershy."
- >Seriously?
- >Shake your head
- >Take the roses inside
- >Might as well
- >This really isn't her style
- >Someone is helping her...
- >Of course someone is
- >It's only a matter of time before you're forced into some comical predicament
- >You just know it...
- Part 5
- 1/?
- >To your fortune nothing else happens that day
- >Next Day
- >Recieve violets
- >Another poem
- >It's a 10 page long poem about human and pegasus sex
- >You stopped reading when it started detailing how she would use her wings on you
- >Take in the flowers
- >Throw out the poem
- >Nothing else happens that day
- >Next day
- >Look outside
- >No flowers
- >It's just a letter
- >Smells kind of funny
- >Invites you to to the Spa
- >"P.S. I hope you like the scent of my-"
- >Try not to vomit
- >Drop letter
- >See back of letter has another message on it
- >It reads:"Darling, if you want any new clothes from me then you will come to the spa."
- >"-R"
- >She always uses that threat
- >But it works so you guess you can't blame her
- >Fucking Rarity
- 2/?
- >Arrive at front entrance of the Spa
- >Enter
- >Fluttershy and Rarity are there to greet you
- >Fluttershy has a rose in her mouth
- >"For you, my love."
- >She offers it to you
- >Don't do anything
- >She begins to lose confidence
- >lowers her head
- >Rarity glares at you
- >"How rude!"
- >"That is no way to treat a lady who offers you something!"
- >She looks like she's about to start ranting
- >Quickly take the rose from Fluttershy's mouth
- There
- >Rarity still looks expectantly at you
- >"Thank you, ...erm Miss Fluttershy."
- >Still giving you that look
- What do you want me to do? Eat it?
- >She nods
- >God damn it
- >So your choice is to either eat the rose
- >Or listen to her whine....erm complain
- >Don't want to make that mistake again...
- >Hesitate for a bit
- >Eat the rose
- >Fluttershy looks happy now
- >Rarity seems satisfied
- >"Good, now we're all going to get the full treatment."
- >"We'll need to look our best tonight."
- What do you mean "we"?
- 3/?
- >In the sauna
- >They didn't have towels big enough so you just have an undersized towel covering your crotch
- So you're going to some fancy dinner party in Canterlot?
- >"We're going my dear, Anon."
- >Rarity corrects
- >Unbeknownst to you, Fluttershy has slowly taken off your towel
- Well, I know you're gonna force me to go. But why?
- >Fluttershy is drooling on your thighs but you don't notice
- >"Well, I think I've figured out why you don't want to be with Fluttershy."
- Because she's an awkward, obsessive stalker, who can't keep her hooves to herself?
- >"No! Don't be so crass Anon! She's a perfectly healthy, nice, and pretty mare."
- >Fluttershy is trailing her tongue up and down your thigh
- >Rarity and you are too distracted
- >"You're both missing romance! A night for the two of you. She hasn't been courting you properly and I intend to fix that!"
- >Notice Fluttershy
- >Roughly push her away
- >Rarity didn't get the context and thinks you're being rude
- >She gasps
- >"Anon! You brute!"
- >She rants for 10 minutes
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Fucking Rarity
- 4/?
- >Goop and cucumbers on your face
- >Getting a massage
- >Doesn't feel as good, because the employees aren't used to massaging non-ponies
- >Rarity is getting massaged like crazy
- >Has goop and cucumbers on her face
- >She's oblivious to all her surroundings as well
- >Fluttershy is probably getting a light massage or something
- >As you're thinking of ways you can get out of going to Canterlot tonight, the massage gets rougher
- >Rougher and better
- >Almost as if the pony suddenly knew about human anatomy
- >Don't question it
- >After some time the massage ends
- >"Now, um let's do the front, my love."
- >Wait...
- >Take off a cucumber
- >Fluttershy
- >Her wings are extended and she's about to attempt to flip you over
- >Throw a cucumber and some goop at her face
- >She squeaks
- >Rarity takes off a cucumber at the commotion
- >Sees you glaring
- >Also sees Fluttershy looking sad with goop in her mane and a cucumber on her cheek
- >Rarity's eye twitches
- >"Anon..."
- >God damn it.
- 5/?
- >After all the treatments are over you three walk out feeling refreshed
- >The last treatment went terribly wrong for you though
- >You'll never look at sponges the same way again
- Okay, so how did you even get invited to this fancy dinner party?
- >"I was invited along with any two ponies I wanted to bring. The host is a very important client of mine."
- I still think you're missing the point Rarity. I don't want to be in a relationship with Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy hovers next to you and grabs a hand with her hooves
- >"Oh fair Anon, you need to give me a chance."
- >She blushes and then looks very nervous
- >"Um uuuuh Rarity...I don't know what say n-next..."
- >Rarity calmly finishes for her
- >"You just don't know you love her yet Anon."
- Okay this whole cheesy romance stuff needs to stop. There's no way I'm gonna have to listen to this all night am I?
- >Fluttershy cradles your cheeks in her hooves
- >"One night of passion and romance..."
- >"And a lifetime of love..."
- >"Ummm how was that Rarity?"
- >"Marvelous, dear."
- >It's gonna be a long night...
- 6/?
- >An hour later and you're all dressed in fancy clothing
- >At the train station
- >Maybe you can convince them not to take you
- >Well Rarity at least
- >Fluttershy keeps offering to have your hold her by a wing
- >Probably the closest thing you can get to holding hands
- >Idea
- >Agree to hold Fluttershy's wing
- >Rarity looks happy
- >Pick your nose roughly and obviously
- >Wipe snot on Fluttershy's wing
- >Rarity looks pissed
- >Fluttershy looks shocked and a little hurt
- >But then she gets a thoughtful look
- >You know that look
- >Rarity speaks up
- >"That's it Anon! You are just too rude, and inconsiderate to-"
- >You tune her out
- >You're mentally celebrating that you won't have to deal with these two anymore today
- >Suddenly feel something gooey on your hands
- >Fluttershy is picking her nostrils and wiping the snot on your hands
- >Rarity looks mortified
- >Before you can react Fluttershy puts some snot on her tongue and then flies up to you
- >Oh god!
- >Wraps her hooves around your head
- >Shoves her tongue down your throat
- >She adds extra saliva
- >It's running down your mouth
- >Shudder
- Eeeeeeeew!
- >Fluttershy looks apologetic
- >"So snot and boogers aren't your fetish?"
- No!
- >Rarity looks like she's about to faint
- >She comes to her senses
- >She suddenly smiles evilly
- >"I see Anon, you're trying to play on my aversion to disgusting things"
- >"And since my dear Fluttershy seems so dedicated to you...to do that ...*shudder*..you're definitely coming with us now."
- >Scream as she uses her magic to drag you into the train
- >The train is about to set off
- Wait stop the train!
- >Rarity laughs
- >"Oh no Darling, there are no brakes on this train."
- 7/?
- >The train ride was going to take all day
- >And you're considering jumping out a window at this point
- >As punishment for being "inconsiderate, brutish, and disgusting" Rarity has unleashed the Fluttershy on you
- >Basically she's encouraging yellow pone's fetish guessing for the remainder of trip
- >Rarity packed a lot of bags and so they have a lot work with
- >First class so you each have your own rooms
- >Fluttershy enters the room bashfully with a dark scandily bondage clad outfit
- >Probably not real leather
- >She has a whip in her mouth
- >She drops it to speak to you
- >"I'm um going to d-d-dominate you n-now Anon..."
- >"So, show me that um butt slave, if that's okay with you...."
- Wasn't that one of the first fetishes you ever tried on me?
- >"Oh..."
- >She turns around and calls out
- >"He didn't like that one either Rarity!"
- >Realize something
- Hey Rarity! I know you packed a lot of stuff with you, but what would you need that outfit for?
- >She calls back
- >"Shut up, Anon!"
- >Fluttershy exits the room
- >Two minutes later and she's back with a rubber latex suit
- >It squeaks more than her
- >She pounces you and rubs herself on you
- >"Do you like the sensation, mister?"
- Nope
- >She runs off again
- >Check the time
- >Trip isn't even 1/3 done
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- >Fluttershy comes back with a glass of water
- >Pours it on your head and herself
- UUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- >"Eep!"
- >She runs off
- 8/?
- It's night now, and the train ride is FINALLY
- over
- >You're going to need some bleach when you get home
- >The 3 of you are going to be staying in one hotel room
- >You'll worry about that later
- >You're all walking towards the castle area
- >It's gonna be outdoor and indoor party
- >It's apparently where that Gala is hosted or something
- >Meh
- >All the fancy ponies are going all "I, say!" and shit when you walk by
- >Not used to humans here you guess
- >Some douchey looking stallion makes some remark
- >"That thing needs to be on a leash..."
- >Rarity huffs but doesn't mind
- >You don't really give a shit
- >Fluttershy looks upset
- >"That's not very nice!"
- >"Just let it go dear."
- >"Anon is special, not something to be reviled!"
- >"And he doesn't belong on a leash!"
- >Feel flattered
- >Fluttershy is actually sweet from time to time
- >"Well unless he wanted to be on a leash..."
- >She blushes
- >And then there's that...
- >Arrive at the party
- >First thing you notice at the buffet
- >There's fish
- >Some meat!
- >Finally
- >Fluttershy used to be your meat provider when you first arrived in Equestria
- >But you stopped going to her when she asked you to be her meat provider
- 9/?
- >Chowing down on fish
- >Some griffon is too
- >Rarity rushes over to you
- >"Anon, shouldn't you be a gentlecolt and offer your lovely date some food?"
- >Fluttershy waves and smiles
- My date? That's just Fluttershy-ulp!
- >Rarity uses her magic to tug sharply on your tie
- *urp* You've made your point
- >Rarity motions for you all to sit at some table
- >Forces you to bring plates of food for the 3 of you
- >Rarity got some salad
- >You got more fish
- >And Fluttershy got spaghetti of course
- >Some servant passes by and offers you all a glass of wine
- Sure
- >Rarity nods
- >Fluttershy is about to say no
- >But then she seems to remember something
- >"Anon, remember when you said nothing got you harder-"
- >Oh no! And she's eating spaghetti again too!
- >Repress those memories
- >Repress them good
- >A drunk Fluttershy is not something you are willing to deal with
- She's not much of a drinker
- >This seems to work and the servant goes away
- >Rarity starts up some conversation
- >"So? When did you two realize you were meant for each other?"
- >Roll your eyes
- >Don't bother to say you aren't a couple
- >Fluttershy smiles
- >This should be good
- 10/?
- >Fluttershy looks warmly into your eyes
- >"Well when I first saw anon, he reminded me of my cute animals..."
- >"I was a bit shy to approach so I followed him, watching."
- >"He was sometimes a bit reckless, and maybe a bit stubborn."
- >"But every time I observed him he was resourceful, and strong, despite being all alone in this world."
- >"He is so kind like me underneath it all, I came to know the real Anon by watching."
- >"I understand him, even if he doesn't know or want to admit it."
- >She then speaks directly to you
- >"I remember the day you saved Angel..."
- >"I was finally ready to confess my feelings to you"
- >She sighs
- >"But you said I was a pony, and left me."
- >"I wasn't sad me for though..."
- >"I was sad for you."
- >"You went home that day with no one to love you."
- >"Anon, you are so beautiful and so kind, and yet you won't let anyp0ny get close..."
- >She leans closer to you
- >"And it breaks my heart, that you let yourself be alone."
- >"Sometimes I think I love you more than you love yourself..."
- >She strokes your face
- >Move away
- >Not sure how to feel
- >Awkward silence
- >Rarity clears her throat
- >"So...Anon?"
- >"When did you realize Fluttershy is the one?"
- She's not the one...
- >Rarity tsks
- >"Well tonight we're here to fix that"
- >Good luck with that Rarity...
- >"Oh? Is that music I hear? Couples always should dance at these events!"
- 11/?
- >Rarity almost literally drags the two of you outside
- >Some orchestra is playing some slow smooth music
- >Slow dance
- >Still don't want to dance with Fluttershy
- >She'll find someway to screw it up
- >Look to Fluttershy
- >Seems like she's not down with it either
- >Lot of ponies
- >And she's well...shy
- >"R-rarity? Maybe we can skip dancing..."
- >"Nonsense! What couple doesn't dance!"
- >"Yes but-"
- >"You said you wanted a night of romance and to properly court Anon."
- >"Well, um yes..."
- >"Think of it as something that will win Anon's heart."
- >Not really....
- >"Something that will light in him that love you're looking for."
- >"So, dancing is like his fetish?"
- >Rarity rolls her eyes and seems a bit stumped by that
- >She sighs
- >"If you want to call it that, then yes it's hi-"
- >Before she can finish Fluttershy flies up behind you and wraps her hooves around your armpits
- >She drags you to the dance area in 10 seconds flat
- 12/?
- >Fluttershy sets you down
- >Your physical differences are going to make this awkward
- >Fluttershy wraps her forehooves around your waist
- >She balances herself on her hind legs
- >You put your hands on her withers
- >Starts off a little awkwardly
- >But you and her begin to find a speed and
- pace that is comfortable for the both of you
- >Sure she accidentally stepped on your feet a few times and kept apologizing, but it could be worse
- >As soon as you finish that thought Fluttershy looks up at you with bedroom eyes
- >She then nuzzles your crotch
- >Try to ignore it as a weird moment
- >But then after another few seconds she does it longer
- >Narrow your eyes at her
- >She doesn't seem to notice
- >She nuzzles you crotch again, but doesn't stop this time
- >You get a boner
- >Now you're pissed
- >Don't want to cause a scene
- >Whisper
- Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?!
- >"Isn't this your fetish Anon?"
- >"Rarity said it was"
- No she didn't. She said it was similar because you can't seem to grasp the concept of romance...
- >She gets closer to you
- >Now basically dry humping you
- >Rubs your ass with her wings
- >Continues nuzzling
- Stop
- >Look to Rarity
- >Give Rarity your best "you see this shit?" look you can muster
- >Rarity just looks at the scene and d'aaaaws
- >Thanks Rarity
- >Fluttershy looks up at you again
- >"I don't um see anything wrong with a l-little bump and grind Anon..."
- I do
- >Try to leave but Fluttershy's grip on you has restricted your movement
- Let go
- >She goes back to nuzzling your crotch
- >Idea
- Everyone is watching
- >She gasps loudly
- >She stumbles and you both trip
- >Now everyone really is watching
- 13/?
- >Some ponies begin laughing at her
- >Some whisper things to each other
- >"It was bad enough she brought that...thing with her...but now she's treating this event as a joke? What a tramp."
- >"Who invited that strange mare?"
- >"Wasn't she the psycho who ruined the Gala?"
- >"I bet she has tail extensions..."
- >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a nervous breakdown
- >You feel a bit protective of her now for some reason
- >You don't know why...stupid Fluttershy
- >For some reason you've come to like her a bit better this past week, but she's still her...
- >Still this is too cruel to poor ol' butterfly butt
- >Besides, only you can insult Fluttershy
- >Well, because you always have a good reason to you guess
- Everyone shut up!
- >"Everp0ny! Watch your grammar you weird thing!"
- Yeah yeah! Look you snobs have no right to be mean to her!
- She's the element of kindness you know.
- If it weren't for her you wouldn't be here insulting her!
- Hell, if you were in her position you wouldn't see her do the same to you!
- I mean sure, sometimes she's a bit creepy, and she wouldn't know some social cues if it walked up behind her and bit her on th-
- >Rarity gives you a look
- >Oops
- What I'm saying here is that she's a sweet kind mare who doesn't deserve any of this!
- She's always going out of her way to help!
- She gives great massages!
- And she's my....
- >Fluttershy looks at you hopefully
- >She's blushing intensely
- ...Best friend!
- >Thanks Pinkie
- >Fluttershy sighs a little sadly, but smiles afterwards
- >Everyone looks ashamed and begins to apologize to her
- >You both walk off
- >Rarity looks ecstatic
- >She's hopping up and down
- >"Oh Anon! You were such a gentlecolt!"
- >You blush but then huff and turn away
- I just felt bad for her that's all
- 14/?
- >It was a mistake to turn your head away
- >Because now you're being kissed by...
- >Well take 3 guesses
- >Her tongue invades every inch of your mouth
- >Turn your head sharply and break the kiss
- >Spit
- Uuuuugh
- >Fluttershy flutters back down to the ground
- >Rarity giggles
- >"Oh you know you liked it Anon."
- Whatever....
- >Fluttershy sticks very close to you
- >She's gushing like crazy
- >"Thank you so much Anon!"
- >"See Rarity? This is why I love him!"
- >She flies up to your eye level again for another kiss but you dodge it
- >She smiles sheepishly and flutters back down to the ground
- >Digs a hoof nervously at the ground
- >"Sorry..."
- >The rest of the party goes normally
- >Small talk
- >It's nice
- >And normal
- >Soon the party is over
- >You're all at the hotel now
- >Two beds
- >Thank goodness
- >As you all settle down to go to bed they both look at you expectantly
- What?
- >Rarity smiles
- >"Well aren't you going to let her sleep with you?"
- We're not a couple or anything...
- >"B-b-but I thought you just became one! All of the signs! They were there!"
- >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and whimpers
- >Head off to sleep
- You two can share a bed...
- >Rarity growls
- >"Don't worry Fluttershy, you did everything you could. Some things just aren't meant to be."
- >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating
- >"But I've tried to hard! I was sure this would be the night..."
- >Rarity puts a reassuring hoof around her
- >"And nop0ny is denying you did your best."
- >Fluttershy is shaking
- >"There has to be some way...there has to..."
- >Sigh
- >Head off to bed and sleep
- 15/?
- n the middle of the night you somewhat wake up
- >Feel a weight on your chest
- >Hear sobbing
- >It's Fluttershy she doesn't seem to realize you're awake
- >Close your eyes
- >"Don't wake up Anon, sweetheart please don't..."
- >She plants a kiss on your cheek
- >"J-just let me pretend that tonight was the night...."
- >She whispers in your ear
- >"Let me have that much, my love."
- >She then kisses you on the lips
- >Slowly inserts her tongue into your mouth
- >You would interrupt now, but you feel too bad for her to do so
- >Her tongue delicately pushes it's way into your mouth
- >It begins caressing your tongue and teeth
- >Lasts for several seconds
- >She pulls back and strokes your face
- >"I love you *snf* so much.and more than life itself"
- >"I wish you c-could see that *snf*"
- >"We w-would live together at my cottage, and I would care for you..."
- >Kisses your cheek again
- >"Teach *snf* you about how to care for the animals"
- >Nuzzles the crook of your neck
- >"I-I can't give up on you Anon"
- >"I won't give up..."
- >Hugs you tightly
- >Heads back to her bed
- >Several moments pass
- >You feel a tear run down your eye
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- End of Part 5