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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Don't feel like P.Diddy
  3. >Eat some cereal
  4. >Hear knocking on door
  5. >Here we go again
  6. >Answer
  7. >It's Fluttershy...and Twilight?
  8. Hello, what can I do for you this morning?
  9. >Fluttershy smiles and nervously circles the ground with her hoof
  10. >"Well, I've been trying to figure y-your fetish for some time now....and well um..I decided to get some help.."
  11. >sigh
  12. >Turn to Twilight
  13. What's your excuse?
  14. >"Well Anon, I've been hoping to study human sexuality and fetishes are a big part of it all. So I'm going to use my magic to help Fluttershy here."
  15. >Of course she would have a For Science reason
  16. >Fluttershy squees
  17. >"Isn't this great Anon? We can go through so many fetishes now, and we can make you try them out~"
  18. Yeah, no.
  19. >Slam house. The entire thing
  20. >Fluttershy's says something from behind the closed door
  21. >"T-that's okay, we can still show you the fetishes from the window, and um you'll have to come out eventually mister...."
  22. No, I'm not coming out! Not until Twilight stops helping!
  23. >Fluttershy whispers something to Twilight
  24. >Twilight shakes her head and speaks up so you can hear her
  25. >"Fluttershy here wants me to teleport in your house, but I won't do that. Instead we'll find a fetish so great you'll want to go outside!
  26. >Twilight pulls out "The Big Book of Fetishes"
  27. >Realize where Fluttershy has been getting her inspiration from
  28. >Must burn all the copies later
  29. Try all you want, I'm never coming out.
  30. >Today is going to be a bad day
  31.  
  32. 1/?
  33.  
  34. >Spend first hour ignoring them
  35. >Realize you have shit to do today
  36. >Can't go outside
  37. >Sigh and sit by the window, may as well see what they're doing
  38. >Eyes widen when you see Fluttershy is the size of your house
  39. >"IS MACROPHILIA YOUR FETISH ANON?"
  40. No
  41. >"OH"
  42. >See her glow and suddenly disappear
  43. >A minute passes before Twilight sheepishly holds up a very tiny Fluttershy up to the window
  44. >Shake your head
  45. >Tinyshy glows again and is normal size
  46. >Topples over Twilight
  47. >Both are dazed, but then look like they have an idea
  48. >Start kissing each other
  49. >Watching your reaction
  50. >Might be hot if they were human
  51. >Look as disinterested as possible
  52. >Both push each other off and spit in opposite directions
  53. >Twilight rubs her chin and then Fluttershy transforms into a jello version of her self
  54. >Slimeshy suddenly rubs her goop all over you window
  55. >Tap the windows and mouth the words "no" to Twilight
  56. >Twilight sighs and transforms Fluttershy back
  57. >Hope Twi gets the idea now
  58. >To your horror she gets a determined look
  59. >Give them both an equally determined look back
  60.  
  61. 2/?
  62. >"That is it Anon!"
  63. >"We're going to find something that you find so sexy that you'll have to come outside!"
  64. >2 hours later
  65. >*Squee!*
  66. >A chorus of 20 Fluttershy's call out
  67. No
  68. >They transform into other mares like the rest of the mane six and cherilee
  69. No
  70. >Clones disappear
  71. >Twilight appears levitating beads on a string
  72. >"Sounding?"
  73. >When you don't respond she huffs and Teleports away
  74. >Fluttershy looks at you, and holds up a strapon
  75. >Glare
  76. >Twilight teleports back with a bunny costume on and has Fluttershy put it on
  77. Nope
  78. >Twilight stamps her hooves and teleports away again
  79. >Fluttershy is now holding two strapons
  80. >Glare harder
  81. >Twilight appears again and casts a spell that turns Fluttershy into a tree
  82. >Laugh at this attempt
  83. >Twilight transforms Fluttershy back
  84. >"Oh um...washing an oldpony?"
  85. >Fluttershy asks
  86. >She is suddenly scrubbing the back of Mr.Waddle while he sits in a tub that came out of nowhere
  87. >Twilight facehoofs
  88. >"Fluttershy that's not fetish!"
  89. >Mr.Waddle speaks up
  90. >"It 'aint? Because it's mine"
  91. >He then raises his eyebrows suggestively
  92. >Why do you live here again?
  93.  
  94. 3/?
  95. >Another few hours pass
  96. >You had the urge to use bleach on your eyes in those hours
  97. >Numerous times
  98. >Nails shouldn't go in there...
  99. >Twilight and Fluttershy have just executed their biggest fetish attempt yet
  100. >It was a fully acted musical with paid actors, a stage, magical special effects and scripted lines
  101. >It was 3 hours long and you were only halfway through it.
  102. >The play was about you and Fluttershy doing it, with Fluttershy as herself
  103. >Twilight manipulating a puppet was supposed to be you
  104. >The song they were currently on had the entire cast wearing clown make up
  105. >They were singing about miracles
  106. Okay! What were you even hoping for in this play!? Whatever it is it's not my fetish!
  107. >Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head
  108. >"Oh okay..."
  109. >But Twilight looks pissed
  110. >Her mane is disheveled and her eyes twitch
  111. >In a bright flash the stage, cast and everything but Fluttershy and herself are suddenly gone
  112. >"That's it!"
  113. >"If you won't come to the fetish, then we'll bring it to you!"
  114. >She was going to resort to teleporting into your house now
  115. >Jimmies status:Very Rustled
  116. >"Ummm Twilight..."
  117. >Twilight wasn't paying attention and was still ranting
  118. >"You just had to play cat and mouse-"
  119. >"Twilight!"
  120. >"What Fluttershy!?"
  121. >Fluttershy whimpers, and rubs her hooves together nervously
  122. >"Behind us..."
  123. >It seems you were wrong and not everything from the play was gone
  124. >The giant squid prop from scene 69 or something was still there
  125. >Turns out it was a real giant squid
  126. >You don't even know what it's purpose was in that play
  127. >you were half watching from inside your house
  128. >It picks the two ponies up and begins feeling them up
  129. >They cry out for help
  130. >Not sure if you should though
  131.  
  132. 4/?
  133. >The tentacles start switching between feeling them up and slamming them onto the ground
  134. >This seems serious...
  135. >Sigh
  136. >You guess you'll try and save Twilight
  137. >....and maybe Fluttershy
  138. >Shes somewhat a friend...you guess
  139. >Exit house
  140. >Gulp
  141. >You half expected this whole scenario to be a fetish attempt, but nothing changes
  142. >Walk up to squid
  143. >Wait why didn't you have a plan?
  144. >Grabbed by squid
  145. >Shit
  146. >Start getting felt up
  147. >"A-anon...I just want to let you know..."
  148. >Fluttershy begins, but Twilight finishes with her
  149. >"We're sorry!"
  150. >You don't accept their apology but you acknowledge it
  151. I know...ugh
  152. >Suddenly feel a prodding near you ass
  153. >Oh hell no
  154. You know this is really not my fetish
  155. >Trying to add humor to a terrible situation
  156. >"That's okay it's not ours either."
  157. >Suddenly you realize
  158. Wait aren't squids like underwater creatures?
  159. >Twilight's eyes widen
  160. >"Oh right! I put a spell that allowed it to live in this environment!"
  161. >She removes the enchantment
  162. >It loses it's grip on the three of you and dies
  163. >Look around no other ponies seem to care about what just happened
  164. >Why DO you live here again?
  165.  
  166. 5/?
  167. >Suddenly Fluttershy barrages your faces with kisses and praise of how brave you were
  168. >Push her away
  169. Don't get any ideas Fluttershy! It's not like I tried to help because I like you or anything..
  170. >Stupid Fluttershy
  171. >Pic related:yfw
  172. >She seems to have ignored that, and then she smiles
  173. >"Twilight! Look! He's out of the house now!"
  174. >Uh Oh
  175. >Twilight shakes her head
  176. >"No, I'm out. Almost getting raped by a squid is where I draw the line."
  177. >Weird line to draw considering a few of the other attempts
  178. >Fluttershy sighs in defeat
  179. >"Well, I'm not giving up on you Anon. One day you'll love me."
  180. Pffff keep telling yourself that.
  181. >You go back inside your house and make sure to slam the door quickly
  182. >Fluttershy was about to invite herself in
  183. >Take a shower
  184. >Today could have been worse
  185. >But at least Twilight won't be helping her now
  186. >It's not like she could convince her other friends to help...right?
  187.  
  188. 6/6
  189.  
  190. ...End of Part 1
  191.  
  192. Part 2
  193.  
  194. >Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
  195. >Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
  196. >Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
  197. >As you're eating some brand-less cereal
  198. you hear something outside
  199. >Sounds like counting
  200. >Ignore it until it grates on your nerves
  201. >Put on shoes to go outside, but notice a note in one of them
  202. >It reads:
  203. >"Sorry for yesterday Anon, as an extra apology I've fixed up your shoes."
  204. >"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
  205. >When did she do that?
  206. >You decide it doesn't matter and definitely won't be relevant to any potential hyjinks today.
  207. >Go outside
  208. >Rainbow Dash is counting
  209. >"67, 68, 69..."
  210. >Fluttershy is doing wing push ups on a mat
  211. >Shes dressed up to work out
  212. What are you doing?
  213. >"Oh darn it Anon! You made me lose count!"
  214. >It didn't seem to matter, because Fluttershy got wingboners the second she saw you
  215. >She falls on her face mid wing-up
  216. >"Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy work on some stretches."
  217. >Yellow pone nods and begins stretching
  218. For what, and why outside my house?
  219. >Fluttershy is now trying to stretch seductively, and speaks up
  220. >"For an um special event Anon...and also for another one with you...you'll have reach and I'll have flexibility..."
  221. >Real subtle pass there....
  222. >She was distracted thinking about you and got her limbs tangled
  223. >Rainbow Dash sighs and helps untangle Fluttershy
  224. >"You'll see. Also I'm trying to help her win you over, Anon."
  225. Well that was blunt. Why?
  226. >"What do you mean why? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I'm there to support her in getting one."
  227. >This isn't going to end well, you just know it
  228.  
  229. 1/?
  230. >Decide it's nothing to get worked up over
  231. >Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
  232. >Head home to still see them training...no
  233. >They're there, but Fluttershy is out of her
  234. workout getup
  235. >And they both seem to have been waiting for you
  236. >You notice a huge cloud is above your house
  237. Okay whatever you're planning you two aren't hiding it well en-!
  238. >Before you can finish you're being lifted by the both of them into the cloud
  239. >Some awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass later
  240. >You're deposited inside the cloud and it lets out a loud pomf sound
  241. >It's hollowed out and very roomy inside
  242. >Feels weird
  243. >Wait...how are you?....The shoes...
  244. >Fucking Twilight
  245. >Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush
  246. >"Anon would you like to have sex like a pegasus?"
  247. No, you know this attempt wouldn't work right?
  248. >She nods a little sheepishly
  249. >Get her off of you
  250. So then why are you doing this?
  251. >She mumbles
  252. Speak up
  253. >"It's to...*mumblemumble*"
  254. >Sigh
  255. >Lean in closer
  256. >"It's to distract you.."
  257. >Notice Rainbow isn't inside the cloud with you
  258. For what?
  259. >She pecks your cheek
  260. >Move away from her
  261. >"Uh well for that,if that's okay with you..."
  262. >"And um....so we can get you to..*mumble*"
  263. Where?
  264. >"Cloudsdale."
  265. We're moving?!
  266. >She nods nervously
  267. >"S-sorry.."
  268. >Poke your head out of the cloud to see Dash pushing the cloud toward something
  269. >"The trip is going to take a while Anon are you sure y-"
  270. No!
  271. >She squeaks
  272. >Spend the rest of the trip in awkward silence
  273.  
  274. 2/?
  275. >>5241695
  276. >Arrive at Cloudsdale
  277. >It's beautiful
  278. >Still pissed off though
  279. I'm not going along with whatever you want from me here.
  280. >Rainbow looks equally pissed
  281. >At you.
  282. >"You should be glad she does anything for you!"
  283. >"She tries hard to please you everyday and all you do is treat her like dirt!"
  284. >Oh so now you're the bad guy
  285. That's not fair! She can stop whenever she wants, and I rejected nicely before. I'm not interested!
  286. >Dash doesn't relent though
  287. >"She's a good pony, and she's pretty. What do you want from her?"
  288. >Fluttershy looks embarrassed at the praise
  289. >She blushes, but looks at you with a small smile
  290. >Roll your eyes
  291. >"It's not like you have a choice anyway. If you want to leave Cloudsdale and not get lost.."
  292. >Dash grins smugly
  293. >"You'll have to stick with us."
  294. >Throw your arms up in defeat
  295. >Fluttershy gives you an apologetic look
  296. >"It's okay Anon, we still have time before the special event so we can give you a tour."
  297. >"If you wouldn't mind of course.."
  298. >Part of you wants to take off these shoes and become a spot on the pavement far below
  299. >Not that desperate yet...may as well go along with it for now
  300.  
  301. 3/?
  302. >Some time later you're getting a tour of the weather factory
  303. >Local ponies are freaked out by you
  304. >Some senior weather factory worker rubs his eyes
  305. >"Why is there a monkey in here?"
  306. >Probably didn't mean to be rude, and is senile
  307. >Rainbow Dash gasps and nudges Fluttershy
  308. >"Now's your chance to defend Anon's honor!"
  309. >Fluttershy looks as confused as you are
  310. >"He dissed your guy, challenge that pony and show Anon your dedication and tenacity!"
  311. >"H-how Rainbow?"
  312. Seriously, it's not a big d-
  313. >"Shut up, Anon"
  314. Love you too Dash
  315. >"How about a...rap battle?"
  316. >What.
  317. >Rainbow Dash pushes Fluttershy into the Old Worker Pony
  318. >"Huh?" He says
  319. >Fluttershy tries to look confident muttering something about being assertive
  320. >And so begins the worst rap battle in history
  321.  
  322. 4/?
  323. Why a rap battle?
  324. >Dash nudges your side
  325. >"Because she's bound to win this. The old pony won't know what hit him."
  326. >First 60 seconds is nothing but "Uh" and "Um" from one side and "Huh" and "What" from the other.
  327. >Finally Fluttershy gets something out
  328. >"Hey!...um *mumble* that's not very nice..."
  329. >"If y-you want to live to 100 let me give you some advice."
  330. >She pauses for a second and adds
  331. >"If that's alright with you of course.."
  332. >Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her face
  333. >Not sure if funny or embarrassing to watch
  334. >"It's very rude to call my...Anon...a monkey"
  335. >"He's actually smart and very..uh......hunky?"
  336. >"Ummmmm"
  337. >You feel like burying your face in the clouds >This is painful
  338. >"If you say anything mean again, you better watch your back"
  339. >"Cause next time it's your face I'll smack."
  340. >She kicks her hoof nervously
  341. >"Well not really that...would be mean, but you know...so um..yeah"
  342. >The old pony didn't seem to pay attention
  343. >Then he perks up suddenly
  344. >"Eh? Rap battle? Don't mind if I do!"
  345. >Clears his throat
  346. >Here we go
  347.  
  348. 5/?
  349. >"I don't even know what you youngans are yapping about"
  350. >"But If it's a rap battle you want, you may as well just walkout."
  351. >"Hey, aren't you the filly who could hardly fly?"
  352. >"Well now I'm gonna give you something that will really make you cry."
  353. >"You're a weakling it's true, nopony denies it too"
  354. >"Heck, you give a whole 'nother definition to 'Yellow Belly'
  355. >"Throughout my life I've had tons of mares, you jelly?"
  356. >"You can't compete with me! At the end of the day you're still a little filly who can't get any willy."
  357. >He then falls asleep
  358. >10 minutes
  359. >She cried for 10 minutes after that
  360. >We had to escort Fluttershy out of the factory while everyone watched
  361. >I pat Yellow Quiet's head and she smiles a little after that
  362. >Rainbow Dash then turns to the both of you
  363. >"It's time for the special event."
  364.  
  365.  
  366. 6/?
  367. >Sigh
  368. Stop calling it that. What is this event?
  369. >"Be patient and you'll find out."
  370. >Some wandering around Cloudsdale later and you're at the Colosseum.
  371. >"Fluttershy's going to be competing in the Cloudsdale Derby."
  372. >Fluttershy nods
  373. >"I'll....I'll win for you anon!"
  374. >You laugh so hard your sides are gone
  375. It's not my fetish...
  376. >"It's not about a fetish this time you dolt!"
  377. >Get a hoof to the stomach
  378. >Dash then puts a reassuring hoof around Fluttershy
  379. >"Don't worry once you win he'll realize what hes missing."
  380. >Fluttershy enters her name and goes off with the other competitors
  381. >Dash and you get seated on the cloud bleachers
  382. >"Oh! I almost forgot! I'll be right back!"
  383. >Dash flies off
  384. >Shrug
  385. >This might not be so bad after all
  386. >You get to see her lose badly, and then go home
  387. >Everything is going better than expected
  388. >Dash comes back with some peanuts and refreshments
  389. >Both of you chow down
  390. >Race is about to start
  391. Heheh this should be good
  392. >"You should want her to win. I betted with your money."
  393. >Check your back pocket
  394. >Remember your ass being touched when forced into that cloud
  395. >Your wallet is gone
  396. >Where was she even hiding it?!
  397.  
  398. 7/?
  399. >Ah crap
  400. How much?
  401. >"What?"
  402. How much did you bet?!
  403. >"Well everything in your wallet...and an IOU for an extra 1000 bits."
  404. >Seriously what?
  405. >You feel your eyes twitch
  406. >Race begins
  407. >Fluttershy is the only pony not in the proper starting position
  408. >She's shaking like a leaf
  409. >Lap 1 starts and she's left in the dust by all the others
  410. >She twirls around comically and then finally sets off
  411. >Well it was nice knowing you money
  412. >After some time she seems to be trying
  413. >She's in the second to last place
  414. >Lap 2
  415. >Shes in last place now
  416. >Dash looks at you
  417. >"She needs you, Anon."
  418. >"Say you believe in her, show her your support!"
  419. >But you don't believe in her
  420. >Oh well may as well right?
  421. I believe in you Fluttershy! You can do it!
  422. >She seems to have heard you and turns to you with a twinkle in her eye
  423. >She sets off incredibly fast and is gaining on the third place pegasus
  424. >Under your breath you sarcastically add
  425. Also you winning is totally my fetish...heh
  426. >Beyond all reason Fluttershy seems to have heard that
  427. >She blushes like crazy and squees loudly
  428. >She speeds up even more, and flies at the speed of KENYANS
  429. >She wins the race in first place
  430. >You actually cheer
  431. >Time to get your bits
  432. 8/?
  433. >After collecting your bits Fluttershy approaches you bashfully
  434. >You're actually happy to see her
  435. >You pick her up to your face and hug her
  436. >"Eep!"
  437. You did great out there!
  438. >She returns your hug and then flutters in place
  439. >"Thanks Anon, it was all for you..."
  440. >She smiles sweetly
  441. >You notice shes actually a bit cute
  442. >You stare at each other for a while
  443. >She moves in to kiss you
  444. >You don't stop her, you're a bit distracted
  445. >But you don't exactly mind either
  446. >"Oh just kiss already, you two!"
  447. >Suddenly realize what's about to happen
  448. >Move away
  449. Ugh, yeah, not happening
  450. >Rainbow looks about ready to throw you off of Cloudsdale
  451. 9/?
  452. >"Are you serious!?"
  453. >She glares
  454. >"She did everything right!"
  455. >"She stood up for you, she won a race for you, you got bits because of her!"
  456. >She gets a look of fire in her eyes
  457. >"If we can't appeal to you then I'll beat it out of you!"
  458. >"She doesn't deserve your rejections!"
  459. >Fluttershy tries to stop Rainbow but the enraged Rainbow Pone does not hear her
  460. >Back away
  461. >Raise your fists to defend yourself
  462. >Dash suddenly feels a hoof tap her from behind
  463. >It's her manager on vacation
  464. >Asks her why she's not taking care of the weather back at Ponyville
  465. >She seems shocked and comes up with a bunch of excuses
  466. >Manager pone isn't hearing it and they fly off to Ponyville together
  467. >Great how do you get back?
  468. >Fluttershy taps your leg
  469. >"H-hop on, please."
  470. >She motions you to get on her back
  471. >Reluctantly do so
  472. >Somehow not crushing her
  473. >Fly off towards Ponyville
  474. >"Anon..."
  475. Yes?
  476.  
  477. 10/?
  478. >"Me winning the race isn't really your fetish...is it?"
  479. >She looks really sad
  480. No, Fluttershy
  481. >After a few moments
  482. But you did great.
  483. >You can see her smile a little now
  484. >"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
  485. >Finally arrive at your house
  486. >Get off of her
  487. >She looks a little disappointed that you're no longer riding her
  488. >The weirdo
  489. >"Hey Anon?"
  490. Whaaaaat?
  491. >"I'm not giving up."
  492. You will, someday
  493. >She's not paying attention anymore and is staring at your crotch
  494. >Close door on her
  495. >Fucking Fluttershy
  496. >If Twilight and Rainbow can't get you to like her what hope does she have?
  497. >Glad that tomorrow will just be same ol' Fluttershy and no more surprises
  498. >You hope
  499.  
  500. 11/11
  501.  
  502. End of Part 2
  503. >Wake up
  504. >Shower shit and shave
  505. >Check the time
  506. >Seems like Fluttershy is running late
  507. >Maybe she's giving up
  508. >Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs
  509. >Near the park area
  510. >See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
  511. >Hope this isn't going where you think this is going
  512. >She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy
  513. >Shudder
  514. >Anything but Pinkie
  515. >Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them
  516. >Hopefully they'll ignore you
  517. >They turn to look at you and begin to approach
  518. >Oh god, nononono
  519. >Pinkie is helping Fluttershy
  520. >Scream
  521. AAAAAAAAUGH!
  522. >Run
  523. >They seem surprised to see you running
  524. >The two ponies start to chase after you
  525. >And you were hoping today was going to be a good day
  526.  
  527. PART 3
  528.  
  529. 1/?
  530. >Chased for a minute or two
  531. >Make many sharp turns in alleyways
  532. >Head out to market area
  533. >They're waiting for you there
  534. >Jump over them
  535. >Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies
  536. >Why do you live here again?
  537. >Just roll with it
  538. >Riverdance your way past the crowd
  539. >They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips
  540. >Causes the entire crowd to trip
  541. >Keep running
  542. >Eventually arrive at library
  543. >About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view
  544. >"Hey!"
  545. >Pinkie greets you
  546. >Oh god how is she doing that!?
  547. >"Wait Anon-"
  548. >You don't give her the chance
  549. >Run like crazy
  550. >Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time
  551. >She keeps popping out at every turn
  552. >Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of
  553. >Victory!
  554. >You make it to a small lake
  555. >Pinkie pops out of the bush
  556. >You're screwed
  557. What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!?
  558. >She giggles
  559. >"Why would I do that?"
  560. >Wait what?
  561.  
  562.  
  563. 2/?
  564. >She giggles for a bit
  565. >"I'm inviting-"
  566. >She corrects herself
  567. >She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush
  568. >"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!"
  569. What block party?
  570. >"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!"
  571. >"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!"
  572. >Look at the ticket she is now holding up
  573. >It does have your name on it
  574. >"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!"
  575. >Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds
  576. >"It'll be fun Anon..."
  577. What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her?
  578. >"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised."
  579. Well, I'm gonna pass...
  580. >"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?"
  581. >Pinkie gets a sultry look
  582. >Puts a hoof under your chin
  583. >Your jimmies are rustling like mad now
  584. You what? I accept your offer.....
  585. >Shudder
  586. >You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you
  587. >Fluttershy flutters happily
  588. >"Yay!"
  589. >Sigh
  590. >Pinkie notices your glum attitude
  591. >"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!"
  592. >She pushes you and Fluttershy together
  593. >Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass
  594. >Slap her hoof away
  595. >Pinkie then smiles
  596. >"And maybe you two can become something more..."
  597. >Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend?
  598. Pinkie I need to have a word with you
  599. >Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen
  600. Alone
  601. >Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile
  602.  
  603. 3/?
  604. Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right?
  605. >Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue
  606. She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again?
  607. >Pinkie grins widely
  608. >"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls."
  609. Yes, only be-
  610. >"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together."
  611. >True but only when it's part of her schemes
  612. >"You know each other very well too from what I can tell."
  613. >"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else"
  614. >"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time."
  615. >Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment.
  616. >But to your horror
  617. >Despite all of this
  618. >You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world
  619. >Your eye twitches
  620. >You feel a migraine coming on
  621. >Won't admit it
  622. She's not m-
  623. >Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth
  624. >"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon."
  625. >"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!"
  626. >Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you
  627. >"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?"
  628. >She blushes
  629. >Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today...
  630. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
  631.  
  632. 4/?
  633. >Head home
  634. >Wait till noon
  635. >Knocking on your door
  636. >Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you
  637. >See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed
  638. >Rides everywhere
  639. >Giant Ferris Wheel
  640. >Stands and games
  641. >Music everywhere
  642. >And is that a roller coaster?
  643. Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie...
  644. >"Thanks!"
  645. >Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously
  646. >"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?"
  647. >"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..."
  648. >Anything you want to do huh?
  649. >Get a particularly cruel thought
  650. If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right?
  651.  
  652. 5/?
  653. >As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions
  654. >Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour
  655. >She's shaking and squeaking
  656. >Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along
  657. >This rollercoaster is huge.
  658. >Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time
  659. >Probably magic
  660. >It's always magic
  661. >As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie
  662. >Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something
  663. >Can't hear it all
  664. >You only hear bits and pieces
  665. >"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst"
  666. >Soon you're seated on the rollercoaster
  667. >you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy
  668. >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack
  669. >The carts are making their way upward to the drop
  670.  
  671.  
  672. 6/?
  673. >"*Squeak squeak*.. ?"
  674. What?
  675. >"*mumble*um *eep* ?"
  676. >Sigh
  677. >Fluttershy finally gets it out
  678. >"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?"
  679. No Fluttershy
  680. >She doesn't respond because the drop has started
  681. >She screams loudly and holds on to you
  682. >With an iron grip
  683. Eerk! Let go!
  684. >She just whimpers and buries her head into your side
  685. >Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril
  686. >"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!"
  687. >Damn it Pinkie
  688. >Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together
  689. >She's shaking and moves in to kiss you
  690. >Dodge it
  691. >The carts go for a loop
  692. >Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss
  693. >Can't get away
  694. >Another loop
  695. >Kiss still isn't broken
  696. >Fluttershy lets out a sick groan
  697. >One more loop
  698. >Oh no...
  699. >She vomits into your mouth
  700. >Oh god! WHY?!
  701. >When the ride is over you vomit in disgust
  702. >Pinkie looks confused at the two of you
  703. >As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks
  704. >"Is vomit your...fetish anon?"
  705. >Fucking Fluttershy
  706.  
  707. 7/?
  708. >Well that backfired on you
  709. >Immensely
  710. >After some clean up everything seems back to normal
  711. >Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you
  712. >"Let's go to the petting zoo."
  713. >"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...."
  714. >She gives you bedroom eyes
  715. >"My best friend~."
  716. >Shrug
  717. >Why not
  718. >There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things
  719. >Right?
  720. >Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals
  721. >Fluttershy looks ecstatic
  722. >Actually have a good time feeding them
  723. >Things might not be so bad after all...
  724. >Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand
  725. >Turn to see Pinkie gone
  726. >She's now eating pellets from your hand
  727. >Withdraw your hand
  728. What are you doing?
  729. >"It looked like fun!"
  730. >Fluttershy looks thoughtfully
  731. >You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets
  732. >Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand
  733. Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy!
  734. >Run off
  735. >This is too much
  736. >Bump into a line
  737. >It's for a stage to do karaoke
  738. >Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush
  739. >Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea
  740. >She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table
  741. >Oh boy
  742.  
  743. 8/?
  744. >Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn
  745. >Time for lamest karaoke
  746. >She looks very nervous
  747. >"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song."
  748. >"To my best friend, Anon."
  749. >She clears her throat
  750. >Music starts up
  751. >Oh no it can't be this song
  752. >How does it exist in Equestria?!
  753. >She inhales and begins to sing
  754. >"W-we're no strangers to love.."
  755. >"Um you know the rules and so do I"
  756. >"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
  757. >"You wouldn't get this from any other gal"
  758. >"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
  759. >"Gotta make you understand"
  760. >She's actually getting in to it
  761. >And she sounds alright, but why this song?!
  762. >Look around to see all the ponies are loving this
  763. >Pinkies shaking her head back and forth
  764. >Bury your head in your arms
  765. >"Never gonna give you up"
  766. >"Never gonna let you down"
  767. >"Never gonna run around and desert you"
  768. >"Never gonna make you cry"
  769. >"Never gonna say goodbye"
  770. >"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
  771. >Sings entire song
  772. >Cheering from everyone listening
  773. >As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her
  774. >"Did you like it?"
  775. >She looks at you expectantly
  776. >"It's how I feel about you..."
  777. I'll just tell you that you aren't my b-
  778. >Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth
  779. >God damn it Pinkie
  780.  
  781. 9/?
  782. >Afterwards the activities are fairly normal
  783. >Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too
  784. >After some time it's just the three of you again
  785. >It's late afternoon
  786. >Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie
  787. >She gasps loudly
  788. >"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!"
  789. >She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you
  790. >She jumps into a bush
  791. >You all pop out to a buffet area
  792. >How does she do that?
  793. >Notice the cake is pink and yellow
  794. >Pay it no mind
  795. >Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you
  796. >Piece has her cutie mark on it
  797. >She blushes
  798. >"For you, best friend."
  799. >Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it
  800. >Pinkie swallows hers in one bite
  801. >Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you
  802. >"Did the food excite you, best friend?"
  803. You're not my-
  804. >Cupcake in mouth
  805. >ugh
  806. >Take cupcake out of mouth
  807. It was good, but what do you mean exciting?
  808. >She doesn't respond
  809. >Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face
  810. >"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?"
  811. >Pinkie laughs
  812. >"That's not how you food fight!"
  813. >She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head
  814. >Throws one at each of your faces
  815. >Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area
  816. >At the top of her lungs she cries out
  817. >"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"
  818. >Almost instantly food is flying from all directions
  819. >The three of you hide under the table
  820. >Pinkie is giggling
  821. >Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish
  822. >And you
  823. >You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan
  824. >Why do you live here?
  825.  
  826. 10/?
  827. >As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you
  828. >She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch
  829. >Glare at her
  830. >She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look
  831. >Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you
  832. What?
  833. >She repeats the gesture
  834. I don't understand...
  835. >"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!"
  836. >Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan
  837. >You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds
  838. >Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners
  839. >You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area
  840. >Fluttershy has other plans
  841. >She licks her lips and pounces you
  842. >You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey
  843. >He panics and he runs into the massive cake
  844. >You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces
  845. >Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily
  846. >"Mmmm Anon"
  847. Food is not my fetish!
  848. >"B-b-but..."
  849. It's not, just get off please
  850. >"Oh, okay."
  851. >Fucking Fluttershy
  852.  
  853. 11/?
  854. >It takes some time to clean you two up
  855. >Some more activities later
  856. >It's nighttime
  857. Well time to go ho-
  858. >Pinkie shakes her head
  859. >"Nuh uh!"
  860. >"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!"
  861. >"And I know just the spot to watch them!"
  862. >She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town
  863. >Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere
  864. >As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you
  865. >"Best friend?"
  866. >Sigh
  867. What.
  868. >"Do you know what the party is about?"
  869. No...
  870. >She looks saddened by your answer
  871. Pinkie won't tell me.
  872. >You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found
  873. >Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here.
  874. >Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes
  875. >"Today is my birthday."
  876. >That took you by surprise
  877. >Wonder why you didn't get the signs
  878. >Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities
  879. >The cake with her cutie mark
  880. >Sometimes you're an idiot
  881. >Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes
  882. I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing.
  883. >"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us
  884. >"And maybe you liked these kind of parties."
  885. Oh....
  886. >Not sure how to feel
  887. But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me?
  888. >She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane
  889. >She lowers her head
  890. >"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come."
  891. >You were about to say you would have come
  892. >But that would have been a lie
  893. >You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with.
  894. >Still feel bad.
  895. >"Did you have fun, my best friend?"
  896. Yeah... I guess I did.
  897. >She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully
  898. >The fireworks begin off in the distance
  899. >"Anon..."
  900.  
  901. 12/?
  902. >"Since it's my birthday...um"
  903. >You shake your head
  904. >"Please, can I at least pretend?"
  905. >"A kiss! A small one, anything?"
  906. >Her voice started wavering with each suggestion.
  907. Just watch the fireworks...
  908. >You try not to look at her
  909. >It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes
  910. Alright...just a hug
  911. >You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly
  912. >She doesn't let go
  913. Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy?
  914. I'm not worth the trouble.
  915. >She shakes her head and looks up at you
  916. >"I love you too much to do that."
  917. >She looks so sad and yet so determined
  918. >"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!"
  919. >She cries softly and you pat her head
  920. >You don't say anything, you feel too bad to
  921. >After several moments you end the embrace
  922. >You get up
  923. >Time to go home
  924. Happy Birthday
  925. >As you walk away, you sigh and add
  926. My best friend
  927. >Today was a fun day
  928.  
  929. 13/13
  930.  
  931. End of Part 3
  932. Part 4
  933.  
  934. >Yesterday took a lot out of you
  935. >Still you've missed quite a bit of work at Sweet Apple Acres this week
  936. >You need to work today
  937. >Step outside, see newspaper
  938. >Ponies suck at the news
  939. >Read headline out loud
  940. 'Celebration of local baby birds'?
  941. I'll give you a headline:'Local man cancels subscription'.
  942. >Normally never have the chance to read the newspaper
  943. >Fluttershy takes up your early morning time
  944. >Notice Fluttershy hasn't bothered you today
  945. >Maybe she FINALLY gets it
  946. >Head off to Sweet Apple Acres
  947. >Applejack probably isn't going to be too happy with you.
  948. >Things got weird, and you never got the chance to work this week like you promised.
  949. >Oh well
  950. >Arrive at Sweet Apple Acres
  951. >See Applejack, wait is that Fluttershy as well?
  952. >Of course something like this would happen
  953. >This should be easy to deal with
  954. >Walk up to them
  955. Apples aren't my fetish
  956.  
  957. 1/?
  958. >Applejack just rolls her eyes
  959. >"No, sugarcube we're done trying to appeal to ya."
  960. >That didn't sound good
  961. >"From what the rest of the girls have told me, you can't be appealed to."
  962. >She opens her saddlebag and bites on a long rope
  963. >Oh god no...
  964. Why are you doing this? I mean the others had some sort of excuse. What's yours?
  965. >"Fluttershy here has been distracting ya from your work."
  966. >"If she gets what she wants, maybe you'll have time to actually do somethin' around here."
  967. >Look to Fluttershy
  968. So much for "best friends."
  969. >She winces at that, but then smiles warmly
  970. >"Applejack says I need to be more bold with you..."
  971. >"If you don't want to love me...I have to m-make you love me...."
  972. >Don't respond
  973. >You run
  974. >With a rope in her mouth, Applejack calls out to you before giving chase with Fluttershy
  975. >"Yer only making it worsh on yershelf!"
  976.  
  977. 2/?
  978. >You run through the orchard
  979. >The two ponies are actually putting up a good chase
  980. >Dodge a lasso
  981. >Keep running
  982. >Fluttershy flies on ahead of Applejack
  983. >She's gaining on you
  984. >Fuck
  985. >Idea
  986. Fluttershy, look some bunnies are sick!
  987. >She stops and gasps in concern
  988. >"Where!"
  989. >"Darn it sugarcube he's trying to trick ya."
  990. >"Oh.."
  991. >More like succeeded
  992. >Can see the end of the orchard
  993. >Trip on a barrel
  994. >Of course...
  995. >They catch up and your hands are bound
  996. >Applejack looks smug
  997. >Fluttershy looks almost apologetic
  998. >Well as apologetic as you can get when staring at someone's crotch
  999. >Fluttershy tries taking off your clothes
  1000. >Laugh bitterly
  1001. >Thank you clothes
  1002. >"Fluttershy, let me show you how it's really done."
  1003. >Applejack bites your shirt
  1004. >Tears it off
  1005. >Rest of the clothes except your socks and shoes are torn off too
  1006. >Is this really happening?
  1007. > Usually a pony with common sense would save you about now...
  1008.  
  1009. 3/?
  1010. >Fluttershy begins rubbing your crotch with a hoof
  1011. Stop it!
  1012. >She retracts her hoof
  1013. >Applejack huffs
  1014. >"He doesn't have a choice, remember that."
  1015. >Fluttershy seems excited by this
  1016. You're not helping Applejack....
  1017. >"Just keep yapping that perty mouth of your's Anon..."
  1018. >Rubbing continues
  1019. >Boner pls go
  1020. >It stays
  1021. >Fluttershy blushes and gives you a cute little smile
  1022. >"Don't worry this won't hurt a bit."
  1023. >Glare
  1024. >"What are you two doing?!"
  1025. >Oh thank god it's Big Mac!
  1026. >You knew someone would come to save you
  1027. >He goes to untie you
  1028. >Applejack rushes in to stop him
  1029. >"If you let him go, I'll tell everyp0ny about the doll."
  1030. >He gasps and then backs away
  1031. >Ah what a load of crap
  1032. Everyone already knows about the stupid doll!
  1033. >Big Mac then frowns at you
  1034. >"Well, buck you Anon!"
  1035. >"Also my doll 'aint stupid!"
  1036. So I'm guessing you aren't going to save me
  1037. >"Nope."
  1038. >Well, it was nice knowing you pony virginity
  1039. >Applejack laughs
  1040. >"Well Fluttershy go on and rut 'em"
  1041. >Okay Big Mac won't save you, but some other pony probably will...
  1042.  
  1043. 4/?
  1044. >Fluttershy kneads her hooves on your chest
  1045. >Plants kisses on your face
  1046. >Licks your cheek
  1047. >Any minute now...
  1048. >"Hey sis what game is this?"
  1049. >Fluttershy jumps off of you flustered
  1050. >Applejack looks equally surprised
  1051. >"Applebloom! Um...it's nothing."
  1052. I need help Applebloom
  1053. >Realize Applebloom probably isn't going to be helpful
  1054. >Begin undoing the rope while Yellow Pone, and Apple pone talk to little Apple Pone
  1055. Bad things are going to happen to me, look at the state I'm in...
  1056. >Realize ponies don't wear clothes
  1057. >Applebloom doesn't really get whats wrong
  1058. >"Did you do somethin' with your hair Anon?"
  1059. >Ropes almost undone
  1060. >Groan in frustration
  1061. She's letting Flutt-
  1062. >Applejack covers your mouth with a hoof
  1063. >"What Anon is trying to say is that he's sick and Fluttershy is going to make him feel better."
  1064. >Finally you've undone the ropes
  1065. >Don't even bother to say anything
  1066. >Run like a headless chicken in the direction of Ponyville
  1067.  
  1068. 5/?
  1069. >Continue to be chased
  1070. >In Ponyville now ass naked
  1071. >No one cares though
  1072. >They also don't seem to care about Fluttershy and Applejack chasing after you either
  1073. >Why do you live here?
  1074. >In the market area now
  1075. >It's very busy today
  1076. >Duck and hide behind the the crowds of ponies
  1077. >Fluttershy looks around, but then hangs her head in defeat
  1078. >If it was just Fluttershy this would be a failed rape attempt
  1079. >But Applejack wasn't giving up so easily
  1080. >"Hey Everp0ny! I'm offering a discount on my cider to anypony who gives us Anon!"
  1081. >All the ponies look at you
  1082. >Then all take credit to finding you while throwing you to Applejack and Fluttershy
  1083. >The chase continues
  1084. >Gotta go fast!
  1085. >Heading towards townhall
  1086. >You're tiring out
  1087. >They'll catch you if you don't think of something fast
  1088. >See grey pegasus
  1089. >"Hey Mr.Anon you look different today."
  1090. >"Did you do something with your hair?"
  1091. >Pick her up
  1092. >Throw her at them
  1093. >Her head collides with Fluttershy's
  1094. >Her ass falls onto Applejack
  1095. >Must have an ass of iron, because Fluttershy can't seem to get her off of Applejack
  1096. >Keep running
  1097. >Off in the distance you hear Applejack rage loudly
  1098. >Uh oh
  1099. 6/?
  1100. >Make it to Twilight's library
  1101. >She'll help
  1102. >You hope
  1103. >Knock on the door
  1104. >Spike answers
  1105. >"Hey Anon, did you-"
  1106. Shut up, and help me!
  1107. >"Sheesh okay okay, what's wrong?"
  1108. >About to explain
  1109. >"GOSH DARN IT ANON, WHEN I GET YA I'M GONNA HAVE FLUTTERSHY RUT YOU FOR A WEEK!"
  1110. That
  1111. >Spike allows you inside
  1112. >Notice Twilight isn't here
  1113. >Probably at Canterlot brown nosing Celestia
  1114. So, um....
  1115. >Spike shrugs
  1116. >You spend the time listening to what sounds like smashing objects, broken windows, and shouting outside.
  1117. >You've stayed long enough
  1118. >Exit the library and head off
  1119. >Ponyville looks totally wrecked
  1120. >Damn, is she pissed
  1121. >Run until you're near the train station
  1122. >You can hide out here you guess
  1123. >Hear galloping
  1124. >Or not
  1125. >Flutterbutt and Applecrap are closing in on you
  1126. >Look to a nearby train
  1127. >Well, you've heard of worse plans before...
  1128.  
  1129. 7/?
  1130. >Stow away with luggage
  1131. >Laugh victoriously as the train sets off and leaves them in the dust
  1132. >The trip takes all day and all night
  1133. >Step out of train
  1134. >It's ....an old time western town or something?
  1135. >Ah well at least those two are gone
  1136. >"Oh I missed you so much Anon."
  1137. >What.
  1138. >Turn to see Fluttershy and Applejack with saddlebags on
  1139. >Applejack already has a rope in her mouth
  1140. >Damn it
  1141. >Suddenly some cowboy pony runs up to you all
  1142. >"Hello and welcome to Aaaaaaaaappleloosa!"
  1143. >Make a run for it
  1144. >Lasso'd
  1145. >Fluttershy approaches sweetly and hugs you
  1146. >Applejack begins dragging you off
  1147. >Applejack turns to Braeburn
  1148. >"Can we use your room cousin?"
  1149. >He nods
  1150. >Well, he's no help
  1151. >Get an idea
  1152. Wait!
  1153. >Applejack tugs harder on the rope
  1154. How about a competition...like a rodeo or something lame ?
  1155. >Applejack grins smugly
  1156. If I win you let me go
  1157. >Fluttershy looks saddened
  1158. >Applejack grins wider
  1159. >Unties you
  1160. >You fistbump her hoof
  1161. >Suddenly regretting this
  1162. >"Alright Anon, and if I win...."
  1163. >"You have to marry Fluttershy."
  1164. >WHAT!?
  1165. >Fluttershy squees and flies in the air
  1166. >Lands and wiggles her hooves in the air
  1167. >"Hehehe do your best um, my future husband"
  1168. >Wow, she has so much confidence in you losing
  1169. Thanks for the support Fluttershy....
  1170.  
  1171. 8/?
  1172. Braeburn as a tour guide wasn't established to Anon because he was already indirectly helping Anon get raped.
  1173. As for the competition thing. He was panicked.
  1174. Also because the plot demands it.
  1175.  
  1176. >The competition is going to be an ironpony competition or something
  1177. >Realize this was a terrible idea
  1178. >Out in the orchards
  1179. >Objective is to get apples into the buckets
  1180. >Then move them to Point B
  1181. >First one to get 10 buckets wins
  1182. >Some Sheriff guy is overseeing the event
  1183. >Fluttershy calls from the sidelines
  1184. >"You can do it Anon, I believe in you!"
  1185. >She says more softly
  1186. >"But uh, I really want to marry you so um *mumble mumble mumble*"
  1187. >Facepalm
  1188. >The thought of that pony being your wife has rustled you so bad that you feel you HAVE to win
  1189. >You're now motivated by Fluttershy, but not in the way she wanted.
  1190. >It begins
  1191. >You kick the tree with all your might
  1192. >Nothing
  1193. >Kick harder
  1194. >Some apples fall out
  1195. >Takes 10 of these kicks to fill a bucket
  1196. >Get the first bucket to point B
  1197. >That wasn't so bad was it?
  1198. >Turn to see Applejack has already finished
  1199. > Sheriff gives the point to AJ
  1200. >Applejack nudges your waist
  1201. >"Ah, cheer up Anon, you're gonna be real perty in a suit."
  1202. It's not over yet! We still have plenty of other events to compete in!
  1203.  
  1204. 9/?
  1205. >Next event is hoof wrestling
  1206. >Sit down at a stump
  1207. >A bit awkward considering the different body types
  1208. >Finally get in the right position
  1209. >Grab her hoof
  1210. >She looks a bit freaked out by the sensation of fingers clasping her hoof
  1211. >Fluttershy flies over to you and nibbles on your ear lightly
  1212. >"Whether you win or lose I still love you, Anon."
  1213. >"But um I'm maybe sorta hoping you l-"
  1214. Just sit down, and watch Fluttershy
  1215. >"okay..."
  1216. >Start
  1217. >Applejack is strong, but most of her strength seems to come from her back legs not the front
  1218. >Slowly you begin to overtake her
  1219. >It helps that she doesn't seem to like the sensation of your gripping hands
  1220. >Slam that hoof down
  1221. >You won
  1222. >You actually won!
  1223. >Fluttershy flies up to you and nuzzles you
  1224. >"Yay! We're gonna get married!"
  1225. >Applejack facehoofs
  1226. >"Sugarcube, when Anon wins that means you aint getting married."
  1227. >"Oh...right..."
  1228. >"Don't you worry none, honey. Anon here won't be able to do much in the next event..."
  1229. >She gets a smirk that makes you shudder
  1230.  
  1231. 10/?
  1232. >"Is this your fetish Anon?"
  1233. No
  1234. >"Hehheh, think of this as a sample of what's to come, Sugarcube."
  1235. Yeah, yeah let's just get this over with
  1236. >This next event is basically bucking
  1237. >God damn it brain
  1238. >The objective is for you to ride on Applejack, and for her to try to buck you off before 3 minutes is up
  1239. >Somehow you're not crushing her
  1240. >You were half hoping her spine would snap when you mounted her-
  1241. >Shut up brain
  1242. >The Sheriff nods his head
  1243. >Before you can orient yourself Applepony is already kicking around frantically
  1244. >You're holding on for dear life
  1245. >"Yeeeeehaaaaaw! I knew you liked it rough Anon!"
  1246. >Fluttershy got wingboners at that statement
  1247. >"A-anon are you-"
  1248. Yes! I'm sure it's not my fetish!
  1249. >"*Squeak*"
  1250. >First minute goes by
  1251. >Feel like you're gonna be sick
  1252. >If you vomit you hope it's on her
  1253. >Eventually you lose your grip
  1254. >Fall down
  1255. >Point goes to Applejack
  1256. >Fluttershy helps you up
  1257. >Then motions you to get on her back
  1258. >"Ummmm my turn?"
  1259. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1260.  
  1261. 11/?
  1262. >Pie eating event
  1263. >Easy
  1264. >Have to eat 6 entire pies before the other competitor
  1265. >Fluttershy comes over with a cloth over her hoof
  1266. What are you doing?
  1267. >"Well...as your future wife I'm supposed to support you..."
  1268. >Ignore her
  1269. >It begins
  1270. >Chow the hell down on the first pie
  1271. >Move on to the next
  1272. >Before you can begin Fluttershy starts wiping your face
  1273. Stop it
  1274. >Chow down on the second pie
  1275. >Even messier
  1276. >Fluttershy more forcefully wipes you clean
  1277. >It takes forever
  1278. >Applejack has now caught up
  1279. >Eat like crazy
  1280. >Head to head
  1281. >On the fourth pie you speed up
  1282. >Eat the last pies in pretty much one go
  1283. >Bad idea
  1284. >You vomit
  1285. >Applejack seeing this also vomits
  1286. >Everyone who watching starts to vomit
  1287. >Vomit chain reaction
  1288. >After about a minute Fluttershy wipes the vomit from her mouth
  1289. >Tries to clean you with the cloth but it only makes you more dirty
  1290. >...Well at least you won
  1291.  
  1292. 12/?
  1293. >Next event is...
  1294. >Mud wrestling..?
  1295. >Before you can say anything you're tackled into the mud
  1296. >You struggle with your opponent
  1297. >After some awkward flailing you move apart
  1298. >Your opponent rushes between your legs
  1299. >Before you can turn around you're tackled from behind
  1300. >Your opponent is then on your back and pulls on one of your legs
  1301. >Then she slams all her hooves onto your back
  1302. >Before you can cry out she sharply turns your neck
  1303. >For a second you think you're about to die
  1304. >But oddly enough your neck feels better than before
  1305. >Feel kneading on your shoulders
  1306. >What the hell?
  1307. >"Oh my, Anon you've been carrying so much tension..."
  1308. >Wait what!?
  1309. Fluttershy?
  1310. >"Are you two lovebirds done yet?"
  1311. >"The next event is about to start and you two are playing in the mud."
  1312. Didn't the list of events have something about mud wrestling?
  1313. >Applejack shows you the list
  1314. >See that the correct event was erased and mud wrestling was added
  1315. God damn it
  1316. >Massage still feels good though
  1317. Okay, the massage is nice, but why in the mud?
  1318. >"I was hoping it was your fetish..."
  1319. It's not
  1320. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1321.  
  1322. 13/?
  1323. >Lose every event on wards
  1324. >Final event
  1325. >Tug of War
  1326. >Fluttershy is staring at your crotch
  1327. >No, your manparts
  1328. >You've been naked since Applejack sort your clothes off
  1329. >You don't care right now
  1330. >All you care about is winning this event
  1331. >You get in position
  1332. >Begin tugging
  1333. >Applejack despite only using her mouth is tugging really hard
  1334. >For about a minute neither of you has the advantage
  1335. >But she suddenly does when you stumble a little
  1336. >No!
  1337. >You can't lose!
  1338. >Just imagine what would happen if you marry Fluttershy
  1339. >You'll have a wedding and she'll stumble over her vows..
  1340. >She'll probably look a little cute...
  1341. >Erm nevermind that!
  1342. >And then you'll have some reception and it'll be awkward as hell
  1343. >And then on the wedding night
  1344. >You do the deed...
  1345. >Then she'll whisper in your ear: "Good boy, Anon...Mommas so proud~"
  1346. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
  1347. >You tug the rope with all your might and Applejack loses all her balance
  1348. >Yes!
  1349. Haha no wedding for you Fluttershy!
  1350. >Applejack gets up
  1351. >"Actually Anon, ya still lost."
  1352. >Shows you the score
  1353. >Shit
  1354.  
  1355. 14/?
  1356. *ripped your clothes off.
  1357.  
  1358. This is a load of crap you can't really force a wedding on me!
  1359. >Applejack laughs
  1360. >"That's where you're wrong pardner. See, my family has a lot of influence here."
  1361. >"Not to mention you're stuck here."
  1362. >"Also we already brought wedding stuff with us when we came here."
  1363. >That doesn't make any sense
  1364. How could you know the deal ahead of time?
  1365. >"Well, when we saw you were goin' to Appleloosa I knew we could get the two of ya hitched there."
  1366. >"And when you offered the deal, I thought:Why not?"
  1367. So this was just a big waste of time?
  1368. >Fluttershy pats your thigh
  1369. >"It's okay Anon, it looked like you were having fun.
  1370. >"And now we can be together forever."
  1371. >She blushes and gives you this look of pure wonder
  1372. >"I even brought one of your suits from your house!"
  1373. >"I um...wanted to use the one from our date long ago...but..."
  1374. >She vomited spaghetti all over that one
  1375. >That was a bad night
  1376.  
  1377. 15/?
  1378. >Before you knew it you were forced into a suit
  1379. >Hands tied behind your back while Applejack led your around by the rope
  1380. >You're now in some dumpy chapel like place
  1381. >Kind of weird to see no crosses or anything
  1382. >Everyone gathered looks confused to be here
  1383. >Braeburn is going to wed the two of you
  1384. >Fluttershy walks to the altar
  1385. >She's...
  1386. >Beautiful...
  1387. >Blush
  1388. >Almost don't mind this
  1389. >Braeburn clears his throat
  1390. >"Hoooooowdy y'all!"
  1391. >Almost
  1392. >"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this- ummm."
  1393. >Applejack helps him
  1394. >"Human."
  1395. >"Human, and this mare in matrimony."
  1396. >Fluttershy looks to you
  1397. >She gives you a look of pure love
  1398. >Glare
  1399. >Braeburn rambles on about offtopic stuff and Applejack has to get him back on track
  1400. >" If anyp0ny here can show cause why these two ponies erm.. human thing and pony should not be joined in holy matrimony..."
  1401. >He takes a deep breath
  1402. >"Speeeeeeaaaak now or forever hold your peace."
  1403. Well, I for one-
  1404. >Applejack steps on your foot
  1405.  
  1406. 16/?
  1407. >"Applejack!"
  1408. >Mayor Mare bursts through the door
  1409. >"You have some nerve running off here with all the property damage you caused!"
  1410. >Applejack gets an oh crap look
  1411. >You remember she tore up Ponyville looking for you.
  1412. >Not sure why Mayor Mare is upset though
  1413. >Ponyville gets destroyed and repaired about twice a month with all the crap going on
  1414. >Makes you wonder why you live there
  1415. >"You three are coming back with me."
  1416. >Can't believe your luck
  1417. >Cheer
  1418. >Smile wide
  1419. >Fluttershy looks heartbroken
  1420. >Applejack looks terrified
  1421. >About an hour later you're all on the train to Ponyville
  1422. >Spend the rest of the day ignoring Fluttershy who tries to talk to you
  1423. >Applejack sulks with Mayor Mare watching her the entire time
  1424. >It's night now, the bunks are too tiny for you so you lay on the floor.
  1425. >Fluttershy floats down to you
  1426. >"W-would you like a massage?"
  1427. >Glare at her for a few seconds
  1428. >She doesn't break eye contact
  1429. >Nod
  1430.  
  1431. 17/?
  1432. >She hikes up her dress and gets on your back
  1433. >Roughly kneads you with her hooves
  1434. >Feels great
  1435. Aaaaa~ This is awesome
  1436. >"I can do this for you everyday Anon."
  1437. Yeah about that, I'm still pissed at you.
  1438. >She doesn't say anything for a few moments
  1439. >"I'm sorry Anon...it seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
  1440. >"It was like a dream come true..."
  1441. Yeah well then keep dreaming...
  1442. >She giggles
  1443. >"I do. Everyday."
  1444. >"...It's not enough though."
  1445. Well it'll have to be.
  1446. >She finishes the massage and then pecks your cheek
  1447. >Sigh in protest
  1448. >"Until you're at the altar with me again, and willing...."
  1449. >"I'm not giving up mister."
  1450. Yeah, yeah I get it.
  1451. >She doesn't respond
  1452. >She fell asleep snuggled next to you
  1453. >Too tried to do anything about it
  1454. >......
  1455. >Wrap your arm around her
  1456. >Sleep
  1457.  
  1458. 18/18
  1459.  
  1460. End of Part 4
  1461.  
  1462. >The following day was very awkward
  1463. >You and Fluttershy were still in your wedding outfits
  1464. >When you got off the train there was a crowd waiting to greet you
  1465. >They had a congratulations "Mr. and Ms. Fluttershy" banner
  1466. >Pinkie was going to throw a party
  1467. >In summary it was bad
  1468. >You also were a bit pissed that they knew about Applejack and Fluttershy's plan to force a marriage
  1469. >None of them did anything about it and they assumed they would succeed
  1470. >Why do you live here?
  1471. >Everything is back to normal now
  1472. >At least it seems that way
  1473. >Hear a knocking on your door
  1474. >Answer it
  1475. >No one is there
  1476. >Instead there's a bunch of roses
  1477. >Has a note on it
  1478. >Cheesy love poem
  1479. >It reads:
  1480. >"I need you."
  1481. >"I love you."
  1482. >"Without you my heart will pine."
  1483. >"So please, oh please be mine."
  1484. >"With Love, Fluttershy."
  1485. >Seriously?
  1486. >Shake your head
  1487. >Take the roses inside
  1488. >Might as well
  1489. >This really isn't her style
  1490. >Someone is helping her...
  1491. >Of course someone is
  1492. >It's only a matter of time before you're forced into some comical predicament
  1493. >You just know it...
  1494.  
  1495. Part 5
  1496.  
  1497. 1/?
  1498. >To your fortune nothing else happens that day
  1499. >Next Day
  1500. >Recieve violets
  1501. >Another poem
  1502. >It's a 10 page long poem about human and pegasus sex
  1503. >You stopped reading when it started detailing how she would use her wings on you
  1504. >Take in the flowers
  1505. >Throw out the poem
  1506. >Nothing else happens that day
  1507. >Next day
  1508. >Look outside
  1509. >No flowers
  1510. >It's just a letter
  1511. >Smells kind of funny
  1512. >Invites you to to the Spa
  1513. >"P.S. I hope you like the scent of my-"
  1514. >Try not to vomit
  1515. >Drop letter
  1516. >See back of letter has another message on it
  1517. >It reads:"Darling, if you want any new clothes from me then you will come to the spa."
  1518. >"-R"
  1519. >She always uses that threat
  1520. >But it works so you guess you can't blame her
  1521. >Fucking Rarity
  1522.  
  1523. 2/?
  1524. >Arrive at front entrance of the Spa
  1525. >Enter
  1526. >Fluttershy and Rarity are there to greet you
  1527. >Fluttershy has a rose in her mouth
  1528. >"For you, my love."
  1529. >She offers it to you
  1530. >Don't do anything
  1531. >She begins to lose confidence
  1532. >lowers her head
  1533. >Rarity glares at you
  1534. >"How rude!"
  1535. >"That is no way to treat a lady who offers you something!"
  1536. >She looks like she's about to start ranting
  1537. >Quickly take the rose from Fluttershy's mouth
  1538. There
  1539. >Rarity still looks expectantly at you
  1540. >"Thank you, ...erm Miss Fluttershy."
  1541. >Still giving you that look
  1542. What do you want me to do? Eat it?
  1543. >She nods
  1544. >God damn it
  1545. >So your choice is to either eat the rose
  1546. >Or listen to her whine....erm complain
  1547. >Don't want to make that mistake again...
  1548. >Hesitate for a bit
  1549. >Eat the rose
  1550. >Fluttershy looks happy now
  1551. >Rarity seems satisfied
  1552. >"Good, now we're all going to get the full treatment."
  1553. >"We'll need to look our best tonight."
  1554. What do you mean "we"?
  1555.  
  1556. 3/?
  1557. >In the sauna
  1558. >They didn't have towels big enough so you just have an undersized towel covering your crotch
  1559. So you're going to some fancy dinner party in Canterlot?
  1560. >"We're going my dear, Anon."
  1561. >Rarity corrects
  1562. >Unbeknownst to you, Fluttershy has slowly taken off your towel
  1563. Well, I know you're gonna force me to go. But why?
  1564. >Fluttershy is drooling on your thighs but you don't notice
  1565. >"Well, I think I've figured out why you don't want to be with Fluttershy."
  1566. Because she's an awkward, obsessive stalker, who can't keep her hooves to herself?
  1567. >"No! Don't be so crass Anon! She's a perfectly healthy, nice, and pretty mare."
  1568. >Fluttershy is trailing her tongue up and down your thigh
  1569. >Rarity and you are too distracted
  1570. >"You're both missing romance! A night for the two of you. She hasn't been courting you properly and I intend to fix that!"
  1571. >Notice Fluttershy
  1572. >Roughly push her away
  1573. >Rarity didn't get the context and thinks you're being rude
  1574. >She gasps
  1575. >"Anon! You brute!"
  1576. >She rants for 10 minutes
  1577. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1578. >Fucking Rarity
  1579.  
  1580. 4/?
  1581. >Goop and cucumbers on your face
  1582. >Getting a massage
  1583. >Doesn't feel as good, because the employees aren't used to massaging non-ponies
  1584. >Rarity is getting massaged like crazy
  1585. >Has goop and cucumbers on her face
  1586. >She's oblivious to all her surroundings as well
  1587. >Fluttershy is probably getting a light massage or something
  1588. >As you're thinking of ways you can get out of going to Canterlot tonight, the massage gets rougher
  1589. >Rougher and better
  1590. >Almost as if the pony suddenly knew about human anatomy
  1591. >Don't question it
  1592. >After some time the massage ends
  1593. >"Now, um let's do the front, my love."
  1594. >Wait...
  1595. >Take off a cucumber
  1596. >Fluttershy
  1597. >Her wings are extended and she's about to attempt to flip you over
  1598. >Throw a cucumber and some goop at her face
  1599. >She squeaks
  1600. >Rarity takes off a cucumber at the commotion
  1601. >Sees you glaring
  1602. >Also sees Fluttershy looking sad with goop in her mane and a cucumber on her cheek
  1603. >Rarity's eye twitches
  1604. >"Anon..."
  1605. >God damn it.
  1606.  
  1607. 5/?
  1608. >After all the treatments are over you three walk out feeling refreshed
  1609. >The last treatment went terribly wrong for you though
  1610. >You'll never look at sponges the same way again
  1611. Okay, so how did you even get invited to this fancy dinner party?
  1612. >"I was invited along with any two ponies I wanted to bring. The host is a very important client of mine."
  1613. I still think you're missing the point Rarity. I don't want to be in a relationship with Fluttershy
  1614. >Fluttershy hovers next to you and grabs a hand with her hooves
  1615. >"Oh fair Anon, you need to give me a chance."
  1616. >She blushes and then looks very nervous
  1617. >"Um uuuuh Rarity...I don't know what say n-next..."
  1618. >Rarity calmly finishes for her
  1619. >"You just don't know you love her yet Anon."
  1620. Okay this whole cheesy romance stuff needs to stop. There's no way I'm gonna have to listen to this all night am I?
  1621. >Fluttershy cradles your cheeks in her hooves
  1622. >"One night of passion and romance..."
  1623. >"And a lifetime of love..."
  1624. >"Ummm how was that Rarity?"
  1625. >"Marvelous, dear."
  1626. >It's gonna be a long night...
  1627.  
  1628. 6/?
  1629. >An hour later and you're all dressed in fancy clothing
  1630. >At the train station
  1631. >Maybe you can convince them not to take you
  1632. >Well Rarity at least
  1633. >Fluttershy keeps offering to have your hold her by a wing
  1634. >Probably the closest thing you can get to holding hands
  1635. >Idea
  1636. >Agree to hold Fluttershy's wing
  1637. >Rarity looks happy
  1638. >Pick your nose roughly and obviously
  1639. >Wipe snot on Fluttershy's wing
  1640. >Rarity looks pissed
  1641. >Fluttershy looks shocked and a little hurt
  1642. >But then she gets a thoughtful look
  1643. >You know that look
  1644. >Rarity speaks up
  1645. >"That's it Anon! You are just too rude, and inconsiderate to-"
  1646. >You tune her out
  1647. >You're mentally celebrating that you won't have to deal with these two anymore today
  1648. >Suddenly feel something gooey on your hands
  1649. >Fluttershy is picking her nostrils and wiping the snot on your hands
  1650. >Rarity looks mortified
  1651. >Before you can react Fluttershy puts some snot on her tongue and then flies up to you
  1652. >Oh god!
  1653. >Wraps her hooves around your head
  1654. >Shoves her tongue down your throat
  1655. >She adds extra saliva
  1656. >It's running down your mouth
  1657. >Shudder
  1658. Eeeeeeeew!
  1659. >Fluttershy looks apologetic
  1660. >"So snot and boogers aren't your fetish?"
  1661. No!
  1662. >Rarity looks like she's about to faint
  1663. >She comes to her senses
  1664. >She suddenly smiles evilly
  1665. >"I see Anon, you're trying to play on my aversion to disgusting things"
  1666. >"And since my dear Fluttershy seems so dedicated to you...to do that ...*shudder*..you're definitely coming with us now."
  1667. >Scream as she uses her magic to drag you into the train
  1668. >The train is about to set off
  1669. Wait stop the train!
  1670. >Rarity laughs
  1671. >"Oh no Darling, there are no brakes on this train."
  1672.  
  1673. 7/?
  1674. >The train ride was going to take all day
  1675. >And you're considering jumping out a window at this point
  1676. >As punishment for being "inconsiderate, brutish, and disgusting" Rarity has unleashed the Fluttershy on you
  1677. >Basically she's encouraging yellow pone's fetish guessing for the remainder of trip
  1678. >Rarity packed a lot of bags and so they have a lot work with
  1679. >First class so you each have your own rooms
  1680. >Fluttershy enters the room bashfully with a dark scandily bondage clad outfit
  1681. >Probably not real leather
  1682. >She has a whip in her mouth
  1683. >She drops it to speak to you
  1684. >"I'm um going to d-d-dominate you n-now Anon..."
  1685. >"So, show me that um butt slave, if that's okay with you...."
  1686. Wasn't that one of the first fetishes you ever tried on me?
  1687. >"Oh..."
  1688. >She turns around and calls out
  1689. >"He didn't like that one either Rarity!"
  1690. >Realize something
  1691. Hey Rarity! I know you packed a lot of stuff with you, but what would you need that outfit for?
  1692. >She calls back
  1693. >"Shut up, Anon!"
  1694. >Fluttershy exits the room
  1695. >Two minutes later and she's back with a rubber latex suit
  1696. >It squeaks more than her
  1697. >She pounces you and rubs herself on you
  1698. >"Do you like the sensation, mister?"
  1699. Nope
  1700. >She runs off again
  1701. >Check the time
  1702. >Trip isn't even 1/3 done
  1703. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  1704. >Fluttershy comes back with a glass of water
  1705. >Pours it on your head and herself
  1706. UUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  1707. >"Eep!"
  1708. >She runs off
  1709.  
  1710. 8/?
  1711. It's night now, and the train ride is FINALLY
  1712. over
  1713. >You're going to need some bleach when you get home
  1714. >The 3 of you are going to be staying in one hotel room
  1715. >You'll worry about that later
  1716. >You're all walking towards the castle area
  1717. >It's gonna be outdoor and indoor party
  1718. >It's apparently where that Gala is hosted or something
  1719. >Meh
  1720. >All the fancy ponies are going all "I, say!" and shit when you walk by
  1721. >Not used to humans here you guess
  1722. >Some douchey looking stallion makes some remark
  1723. >"That thing needs to be on a leash..."
  1724. >Rarity huffs but doesn't mind
  1725. >You don't really give a shit
  1726. >Fluttershy looks upset
  1727. >"That's not very nice!"
  1728. >"Just let it go dear."
  1729. >"Anon is special, not something to be reviled!"
  1730. >"And he doesn't belong on a leash!"
  1731. >Feel flattered
  1732. >Fluttershy is actually sweet from time to time
  1733. >"Well unless he wanted to be on a leash..."
  1734. >She blushes
  1735. >And then there's that...
  1736. >Arrive at the party
  1737. >First thing you notice at the buffet
  1738. >There's fish
  1739. >Some meat!
  1740. >Finally
  1741. >Fluttershy used to be your meat provider when you first arrived in Equestria
  1742. >But you stopped going to her when she asked you to be her meat provider
  1743.  
  1744. 9/?
  1745. >Chowing down on fish
  1746. >Some griffon is too
  1747. >Rarity rushes over to you
  1748. >"Anon, shouldn't you be a gentlecolt and offer your lovely date some food?"
  1749. >Fluttershy waves and smiles
  1750. My date? That's just Fluttershy-ulp!
  1751. >Rarity uses her magic to tug sharply on your tie
  1752. *urp* You've made your point
  1753. >Rarity motions for you all to sit at some table
  1754. >Forces you to bring plates of food for the 3 of you
  1755. >Rarity got some salad
  1756. >You got more fish
  1757. >And Fluttershy got spaghetti of course
  1758. >Some servant passes by and offers you all a glass of wine
  1759. Sure
  1760. >Rarity nods
  1761. >Fluttershy is about to say no
  1762. >But then she seems to remember something
  1763. >"Anon, remember when you said nothing got you harder-"
  1764. >Oh no! And she's eating spaghetti again too!
  1765. >Repress those memories
  1766. >Repress them good
  1767. >A drunk Fluttershy is not something you are willing to deal with
  1768. She's not much of a drinker
  1769. >This seems to work and the servant goes away
  1770. >Rarity starts up some conversation
  1771. >"So? When did you two realize you were meant for each other?"
  1772. >Roll your eyes
  1773. >Don't bother to say you aren't a couple
  1774. >Fluttershy smiles
  1775. >This should be good
  1776.  
  1777. 10/?
  1778. >Fluttershy looks warmly into your eyes
  1779. >"Well when I first saw anon, he reminded me of my cute animals..."
  1780. >"I was a bit shy to approach so I followed him, watching."
  1781. >"He was sometimes a bit reckless, and maybe a bit stubborn."
  1782. >"But every time I observed him he was resourceful, and strong, despite being all alone in this world."
  1783. >"He is so kind like me underneath it all, I came to know the real Anon by watching."
  1784. >"I understand him, even if he doesn't know or want to admit it."
  1785. >She then speaks directly to you
  1786. >"I remember the day you saved Angel..."
  1787. >"I was finally ready to confess my feelings to you"
  1788. >She sighs
  1789. >"But you said I was a pony, and left me."
  1790. >"I wasn't sad me for though..."
  1791. >"I was sad for you."
  1792. >"You went home that day with no one to love you."
  1793. >"Anon, you are so beautiful and so kind, and yet you won't let anyp0ny get close..."
  1794. >She leans closer to you
  1795. >"And it breaks my heart, that you let yourself be alone."
  1796. >"Sometimes I think I love you more than you love yourself..."
  1797. >She strokes your face
  1798. >Move away
  1799. >Not sure how to feel
  1800. >Awkward silence
  1801. >Rarity clears her throat
  1802. >"So...Anon?"
  1803. >"When did you realize Fluttershy is the one?"
  1804. She's not the one...
  1805. >Rarity tsks
  1806. >"Well tonight we're here to fix that"
  1807. >Good luck with that Rarity...
  1808. >"Oh? Is that music I hear? Couples always should dance at these events!"
  1809.  
  1810. 11/?
  1811. >Rarity almost literally drags the two of you outside
  1812. >Some orchestra is playing some slow smooth music
  1813. >Slow dance
  1814. >Still don't want to dance with Fluttershy
  1815. >She'll find someway to screw it up
  1816. >Look to Fluttershy
  1817. >Seems like she's not down with it either
  1818. >Lot of ponies
  1819. >And she's well...shy
  1820. >"R-rarity? Maybe we can skip dancing..."
  1821. >"Nonsense! What couple doesn't dance!"
  1822. >"Yes but-"
  1823. >"You said you wanted a night of romance and to properly court Anon."
  1824. >"Well, um yes..."
  1825. >"Think of it as something that will win Anon's heart."
  1826. >Not really....
  1827. >"Something that will light in him that love you're looking for."
  1828. >"So, dancing is like his fetish?"
  1829. >Rarity rolls her eyes and seems a bit stumped by that
  1830. >She sighs
  1831. >"If you want to call it that, then yes it's hi-"
  1832. >Before she can finish Fluttershy flies up behind you and wraps her hooves around your armpits
  1833. >She drags you to the dance area in 10 seconds flat
  1834.  
  1835. 12/?
  1836. >Fluttershy sets you down
  1837. >Your physical differences are going to make this awkward
  1838. >Fluttershy wraps her forehooves around your waist
  1839. >She balances herself on her hind legs
  1840. >You put your hands on her withers
  1841. >Starts off a little awkwardly
  1842. >But you and her begin to find a speed and
  1843. pace that is comfortable for the both of you
  1844. >Sure she accidentally stepped on your feet a few times and kept apologizing, but it could be worse
  1845. >As soon as you finish that thought Fluttershy looks up at you with bedroom eyes
  1846. >She then nuzzles your crotch
  1847. >Try to ignore it as a weird moment
  1848. >But then after another few seconds she does it longer
  1849. >Narrow your eyes at her
  1850. >She doesn't seem to notice
  1851. >She nuzzles you crotch again, but doesn't stop this time
  1852. >You get a boner
  1853. >Now you're pissed
  1854. >Don't want to cause a scene
  1855. >Whisper
  1856. Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?!
  1857. >"Isn't this your fetish Anon?"
  1858. >"Rarity said it was"
  1859. No she didn't. She said it was similar because you can't seem to grasp the concept of romance...
  1860. >She gets closer to you
  1861. >Now basically dry humping you
  1862. >Rubs your ass with her wings
  1863. >Continues nuzzling
  1864. Stop
  1865. >Look to Rarity
  1866. >Give Rarity your best "you see this shit?" look you can muster
  1867. >Rarity just looks at the scene and d'aaaaws
  1868. >Thanks Rarity
  1869. >Fluttershy looks up at you again
  1870. >"I don't um see anything wrong with a l-little bump and grind Anon..."
  1871. I do
  1872. >Try to leave but Fluttershy's grip on you has restricted your movement
  1873. Let go
  1874. >She goes back to nuzzling your crotch
  1875. >Idea
  1876. Everyone is watching
  1877. >She gasps loudly
  1878. >She stumbles and you both trip
  1879. >Now everyone really is watching
  1880.  
  1881. 13/?
  1882. >Some ponies begin laughing at her
  1883. >Some whisper things to each other
  1884. >"It was bad enough she brought that...thing with her...but now she's treating this event as a joke? What a tramp."
  1885. >"Who invited that strange mare?"
  1886. >"Wasn't she the psycho who ruined the Gala?"
  1887. >"I bet she has tail extensions..."
  1888. >Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a nervous breakdown
  1889. >You feel a bit protective of her now for some reason
  1890. >You don't know why...stupid Fluttershy
  1891. >For some reason you've come to like her a bit better this past week, but she's still her...
  1892. >Still this is too cruel to poor ol' butterfly butt
  1893. >Besides, only you can insult Fluttershy
  1894. >Well, because you always have a good reason to you guess
  1895. Everyone shut up!
  1896. >"Everp0ny! Watch your grammar you weird thing!"
  1897. Yeah yeah! Look you snobs have no right to be mean to her!
  1898. She's the element of kindness you know.
  1899. If it weren't for her you wouldn't be here insulting her!
  1900. Hell, if you were in her position you wouldn't see her do the same to you!
  1901. I mean sure, sometimes she's a bit creepy, and she wouldn't know some social cues if it walked up behind her and bit her on th-
  1902. >Rarity gives you a look
  1903. >Oops
  1904. What I'm saying here is that she's a sweet kind mare who doesn't deserve any of this!
  1905. She's always going out of her way to help!
  1906. She gives great massages!
  1907. And she's my....
  1908. >Fluttershy looks at you hopefully
  1909. >She's blushing intensely
  1910. ...Best friend!
  1911. >Thanks Pinkie
  1912. >Fluttershy sighs a little sadly, but smiles afterwards
  1913. >Everyone looks ashamed and begins to apologize to her
  1914. >You both walk off
  1915. >Rarity looks ecstatic
  1916. >She's hopping up and down
  1917. >"Oh Anon! You were such a gentlecolt!"
  1918. >You blush but then huff and turn away
  1919. I just felt bad for her that's all
  1920.  
  1921. 14/?
  1922. >It was a mistake to turn your head away
  1923. >Because now you're being kissed by...
  1924. >Well take 3 guesses
  1925. >Her tongue invades every inch of your mouth
  1926. >Turn your head sharply and break the kiss
  1927. >Spit
  1928. Uuuuugh
  1929. >Fluttershy flutters back down to the ground
  1930. >Rarity giggles
  1931. >"Oh you know you liked it Anon."
  1932. Whatever....
  1933. >Fluttershy sticks very close to you
  1934. >She's gushing like crazy
  1935. >"Thank you so much Anon!"
  1936. >"See Rarity? This is why I love him!"
  1937. >She flies up to your eye level again for another kiss but you dodge it
  1938. >She smiles sheepishly and flutters back down to the ground
  1939. >Digs a hoof nervously at the ground
  1940. >"Sorry..."
  1941. >The rest of the party goes normally
  1942. >Small talk
  1943. >It's nice
  1944. >And normal
  1945. >Soon the party is over
  1946. >You're all at the hotel now
  1947. >Two beds
  1948. >Thank goodness
  1949. >As you all settle down to go to bed they both look at you expectantly
  1950. What?
  1951. >Rarity smiles
  1952. >"Well aren't you going to let her sleep with you?"
  1953. We're not a couple or anything...
  1954. >"B-b-but I thought you just became one! All of the signs! They were there!"
  1955. >Fluttershy hides behind her mane and whimpers
  1956. >Head off to sleep
  1957. You two can share a bed...
  1958. >Rarity growls
  1959. >"Don't worry Fluttershy, you did everything you could. Some things just aren't meant to be."
  1960. >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating
  1961. >"But I've tried to hard! I was sure this would be the night..."
  1962. >Rarity puts a reassuring hoof around her
  1963. >"And nop0ny is denying you did your best."
  1964. >Fluttershy is shaking
  1965. >"There has to be some way...there has to..."
  1966. >Sigh
  1967. >Head off to bed and sleep
  1968.  
  1969. 15/?
  1970. n the middle of the night you somewhat wake up
  1971. >Feel a weight on your chest
  1972. >Hear sobbing
  1973. >It's Fluttershy she doesn't seem to realize you're awake
  1974. >Close your eyes
  1975. >"Don't wake up Anon, sweetheart please don't..."
  1976. >She plants a kiss on your cheek
  1977. >"J-just let me pretend that tonight was the night...."
  1978. >She whispers in your ear
  1979. >"Let me have that much, my love."
  1980. >She then kisses you on the lips
  1981. >Slowly inserts her tongue into your mouth
  1982. >You would interrupt now, but you feel too bad for her to do so
  1983. >Her tongue delicately pushes it's way into your mouth
  1984. >It begins caressing your tongue and teeth
  1985. >Lasts for several seconds
  1986. >She pulls back and strokes your face
  1987. >"I love you *snf* so much.and more than life itself"
  1988. >"I wish you c-could see that *snf*"
  1989. >"We w-would live together at my cottage, and I would care for you..."
  1990. >Kisses your cheek again
  1991. >"Teach *snf* you about how to care for the animals"
  1992. >Nuzzles the crook of your neck
  1993. >"I-I can't give up on you Anon"
  1994. >"I won't give up..."
  1995. >Hugs you tightly
  1996. >Heads back to her bed
  1997. >Several moments pass
  1998. >You feel a tear run down your eye
  1999. >Fucking Fluttershy
  2000.  
  2001. End of Part 5