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  1. Brad The Impaler !!eEjYwXYKWZp
  2. 2013-06-01
  3.  
  4. >be Brad
  5. >it's Twilight's birthday today
  6. >she'll be coming over soon
  7. >you've decided to cook lobster for her
  8. >check on the water
  9. >it's boiling frothingly
  10. >excellent; should be well on its way when she gets here
  11. >hear some kind of rattling behind you
  12. >turn around
  13. >just the lobster in the bag on the counter
  14. >it must be rattling around inside the bag
  15. >you're about to pick it up, but pause
  16. >the tip of its tail is sticking out the top
  17. >it swishes around a bit
  18. >slowly
  19. >languidly
  20. >like it wants something
  21. >you hold the lobster up in the air
  22. >unsheath it from the bag
  23. >there it stands in its thick black shell
  24. >you can see more in this softer light than you could in the store
  25. >the way its crustaceous curves all meld together
  26. >the beady black eyes that stare cluelessly back at you
  27. >gently you slide one of your fingers along its belly
  28. >it moves quickly
  29. >suddenly you pull it back
  30. >the lobster had tried to swipe at you with its claw
  31. "Oooh, down girl" you purr at her.
  32. >this one clearly likes to play rough
  33. >(and the storekeeper did say it was female).
  34. >you set it back on the counter and untie the bands from its pincers
  35. "When I fuck," you whisper to the lobster, "I fuck unprotected".
  36. >the lobster tries to snap at you again, claws you
  37. >quick with your hands, you clasp the pincer together
  38. >let it dangle pathetically by its arm in the air
  39. >you lift behind it and lift the tail up, looking close
  40. >sure enough, there's that tiny little hole
  41. >suddenly feel something on your ear
  42. "AHHH!"
  43. >the lobster's claws are wrapped around it
  44. >quickly you grab the steak tenderizer on the counter
  45. >pulling the lobster away from your ear, you bring the hammer down
  46. >you hear its arm break with a SNAP!
  47. >you feel the pincers dislode from your ear
  48. >holding the lobster at arms length, you smile at it
  49. >slowly you unzip your pants
  50. >slam the crustacean down against the table
  51. >bring yourself up against it
  52. >"Let's see how you like the other yellow meat."
  53. >you press forward hard with your cock against the lobster
  54. >it flails its pincers foward
  55. >somehow after a few pushes you manage to fit your cock inside
  56. >what a tight, wet hole this is
  57. >slightly colder than you're used to, but that's alright
  58. >slowly your cock tears apart the insides of this hapless lobster
  59. >her tail brushes frantically against your pelvis
  60. >her many legs tickle your balls
  61. >by now your cock its 3/4ths of the way inside
  62. >you must be halfway inside this creature's whole body
  63. >still, though, it tries to fight back
  64. >snapping its claws to and fro in front of it
  65. "What a feisty girl you are," you tell her.
  66. "I wonder how feisty the male ones are..."
  67. >you feel yourself close to cumming
  68. >wrapping your hands around the lobster, you pull it off the counter
  69. >you bring it down hard and fast on your cock as you walk over
  70. >the boiling pot is set on a gas burner on the floor
  71. >you drive yourself harder into the lobster
  72. >if it had vocal cords, it'd be screamingly so loudly
  73. >slowly you draw the lid off the pot
  74. >pulling the lobster across your whole length, you feel yourself cumming
  75. >sweating as you shoot out, you realize you're filling the lobster too quickly
  76. >pulling it off your cock, you let more cum shoot across its back
  77. >some of it lands in the boiling water
  78. >you let the crustacean slip out of your hands into the boiling water
  79. >bending over the pot, you groan as the last of your cum shoots out into it
  80. >you lean your arm against the wall and catch your breath
  81. >watching the lobster cook, you smile
  82. "BRAD?!!"
  83. >you jump and turn around
  84. >there's Twilight, standing across the kitchen
  85. >and there you are standing over boiling lobster with your semi-hard cock out
  86. >she looks confused and terrified
  87. "Uhhh..." you try to drone out.
  88. "...I was led to believe this is how the French do it?"
  89.  
  90. END
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