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  1. >The Stag Kingdom is driving the dragons out of their ancestral breeding grounds.
  2. >Fizzle and Garble have been living in exile in Equestria, bumming around and living off the generosity of others.
  3. >Specifically off of you, Anon.
  4. >Seriously, these guys are eating you out of house and home.
  5. >You have a brilliant idea that will please everypony.
  6. >After making the arrangements, you inform Fizzle that you've found a potential spouse for him who will help Fizzle take back what is his in exchange for the mating.
  7. >The next morning, the three of you wait on your doorstep. Garble has put a little makeup on Fizzle to make him more alluring.
  8. >King Sombra gallops into view.
  9. >You greet him. "Athchomar chomakaan, zhey khal vezhven!"
  10. >Fizzle is at a loss. Garble pushed him forward into the front yard.
  11. >Sombra paces around Drizzle slowly, sniffs at his neck, snorts, then gallops away.
  12. >Fizzle looks at you, as though to ask what just happened.
  13. >Garble raises an eyebrow. "Was that it?"
  14. >"The ceremony is over."
  15. >Fizzle blushes and claws at the dusty ground "What?! But I'm... and he's... Did he like me?"
  16. >"Trust me: If he didn't like you, we'd know."
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