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  1. >blacked out as fuck
  2. >wake up, legs wobbly, holy shit what the fuck happened
  3. >look around, in the middle of a forest
  4. >fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
  5. >not sure wat do
  6. >"Now what in tarnation? Girls, come look at this!"
  7. >not stranded in forest alone
  8. >thank fuck
  9. >look towards voice
  10. >orange pone, looking at you with massive wtf face
  11. >assume own wtf face
  12. >5 other pones run up, 4 gasp as they look at you
  13. >other squeaks in terror, eyes go wide and mouth gapes to the floor
  14. >"What... is this strange creature." says purple
  15. >speak english
  16. Uh, hello? I'm not a strang--
  17. >all gasp again
  18. >yellow one still frozen
  19. >"It can talk?" says rainbow
  20. >rainbow takes a step forward
  21. >"Woah. This thing has weird fur."
  22. >"Yes, it's positively sparse except for his mane!"
  23. >mane
  24. Okay, what is going on.
  25. >"you mean you don't know?" says purple.
  26. How would I know? I just woke up feeling like I drank too much and had my kidney removed.
  27. >blank faces
  28. >sigh
  29. >still not funny in poneland
  30.  
  31. 1/?
  32.  
  33. >explain what happened, woke up, world has no ponies, not sure what the fuck to do or what happened
  34. So now I don't know what to do
  35. >"Well, that sure seems awfully odd," says purple, "I'll send a letter to Celestia as soon as we get back. Maybe she'll know."
  36. >not sure who Celestia
  37. >whatever
  38. >its fucking cold now, getting dark in the forest
  39. I just don't know where I'm going to sleep
  40. >"Oh! Um.. my cottage is very close to here. You see, we were supposed to be picking flowers, but then we came across you, a..an..."
  41. >yellow one says, first words all evening
  42. >"Great idea Fluttershy! Your cottage is definitely big enough for..."
  43. Anon
  44. >"For Anon! I'll do some studying when I get back to the library. Hopefully we'll help you figure this out."
  45. >Smile, somewhat reassured, still scared as fuck, talking horses and shit
  46.  
  47. >Follow 6 to the edge of the forest
  48. >"This is the way to my cottage, Anon. You can follow me... if..if you want to, that is"
  49. >split from the others.
  50. So... do ponies have names?
  51. >"Oh, yes. I'm Fluttershy..."
  52. >fitting name
  53. Thanks for letting me stay at your cottage, Fluttershy. It's really kind of you to offer.
  54. >"Oh, no, it's nothing. You seemed so scared.. like..."
  55. >she looks away
  56. >"Like you needed someone to help you... to watch you.."
  57. >eyes widen
  58. >"watch over you!"
  59. >shrug
  60. Anyways, I'm really grateful.
  61.  
  62. 2/?
  63.  
  64. >Fluttershy's cottage
  65. >enter
  66. >Fluttershy cooks dinner
  67. >cant sit at table, too small
  68. >unsure why there are chairs in the first place
  69. >sit on floor infront of fireplace
  70. >get carrot soup, stomach literally willing to take anything
  71. >eat as fast as possible
  72. >Fluttershy eats slowly, looking at her cottage wall
  73. >glances at you every so often before looking away quickly
  74. >probably still weirded out as fuck, whatever
  75. That was delicious. You're a great cook, Fluttershy!
  76. >Smiles
  77. >"Thats so nice of you to say, Anon... I'm just glad you could eat it..."
  78. >Fluttershy looks at you, done with her food
  79. >"S-So what are mares like on Earth?"
  80. >mares
  81. You mean girls?
  82. >she nods, ashamed
  83. They're nice if you can get them. Never had much luck personally. Always seems to be someone better than me.
  84. >realworldfeels
  85. >"Oh, that can't be true Anon..."
  86. It's all right. I won't really be seeing any more of them anyways.
  87. >harderfeels
  88. >hoof suddenly on hand
  89. >look over at Fluttershy, squeaks in terror, retracts hoof, looks away
  90. >"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, you just seemed sad and I didn't know what to do.."
  91. >blinkblink
  92. No, it's fine. Thanks I guess
  93. >Spaghetti as fuck, Fluttershy too terrified to do anything but breathe heavily and stare at the wall
  94. Well, I'm really worn out.
  95. >"Oh, of course! here, let me get you..."
  96. >proceeds to bring out as many blankets as she has
  97. >make a makeshift bed big enough for you on the ground
  98. >blankets are all sorta small as fuck
  99. >no fucks given, lay down anyways
  100. Thanks again Fluttershy. See you in the morning.
  101. >"Of course, goodnight Anon."
  102. >Fluttershy goes and gets in her bed
  103. >fall asleep
  104.  
  105. 3/?
  106.  
  107. >middle of night
  108. >sweaty as fuck for some reason
  109. >uncomfortable
  110. >wake up
  111. >neck is drenched in sweat
  112. >groggily open eyes
  113. >feel hot wind on neck
  114. >wind = hot
  115. >what the fuck
  116. >look down
  117. >Fluttershy curled next to you, eyes wide for a split second before she closes them
  118. Fluttershy?
  119. >Fluttershy pretends to wake up
  120. >"Oh, hi Anon... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to wake you."
  121. Uh... it's okay... why are you sleeping next to me?
  122. >"Y..you were shivering... and I don't have any more blankets so I just"
  123. >shivering
  124. >blankets all over you
  125. >almost uncomfortably warm
  126. No, I'm fine. Thanks for thinking about it, I guess...
  127. >Fluttershy's look turns to despair
  128. >"A..Are you sure you're not even a little bit chilly?"
  129. No... really, I'm okay, Fluttershy.
  130. >she lets out a long sigh
  131. >"If you say so, Anon. Goodnight."
  132.  
  133. 4/?
  134.  
  135. >Sun hits eyes
  136. >groan
  137. >wake up
  138. >look around again
  139. >Fluttershy sleeping next to you
  140. >what
  141. Fluttershy?
  142. >Actually asleep this time
  143. >freaks the fuck out
  144. >"ohgosh i'm so sorry I didn't mean to"
  145. >mumbles incoherently
  146. No, it's alright... why were you sleeping next to me again? Didn't I say I was fine in the middle of the night?
  147. >"Y-Yes but you see.. I moved all my blankets here as well so you would stay warm, so the only place I could..."
  148. >shake head
  149. >whatever
  150. It's okay. You shouldn't have done that for me though
  151. >looked ashamedly at you
  152. >"I just wanted you to be warm Anon... no matter what."
  153. >unsure if kindness is some weird cultural thing here
  154. >pastel ponies
  155. >probably
  156. It's okay. I really want to go see.. uh.. purple
  157. >"Twilight"
  158. Twilight, to see if she's learned anything.
  159. >Fluttershy nods
  160. >after breakfast, she leads you to Twilight's house
  161. >Twilight's house is a tree
  162. >fucking poneland
  163.  
  164. 5/?
  165.  
  166. >"Well, Princess Celestia had no idea what a 'Human' was... and I don't have any books on them either."
  167. Well, why don't you ask the queen then?
  168. >Twilight cocks head
  169. >"Queen?"
  170. >sigh
  171. >land of pones and princesses
  172. >what the fuck
  173. What can we do, then?
  174. >"Well... I don't know. You'll just have to stay here in Ponyville until we can find a way to send you home."
  175. >squeak eminates, barely audible from Fluttershy.
  176. >fuck
  177. Well, all I really want to know is where I'll sleep and what I'll eat. Fluttershy has been very nice thusfar but I can't just keep
  178. >"Of course you can!"
  179. >almost shouted
  180. >never been that loud before
  181. >she immediately shrinks back and looks at the ground from behind her hair
  182. >"I-I mean I don't mind letting you stay over and feeding you... as long as it takes."
  183. >"Actually, Princess Celestia said another place just vacated across the street. The Mailmare used to live there, but she unfortunately mistook a cliff for the ground and had a landing accident."
  184. >Fluttershy gasps almost inaudibly
  185. >"But it won't be available for another night. They have to vacate the place."
  186. >Fluttershy squeaks again
  187. Well that's better than I hoped for. I guess I can wait a night. Thanks Twilight.
  188.  
  189. 6/?
  190.  
  191. >Return to Fluttershy's cottage
  192. >Stomach demands sustinence
  193. >Fluttershy makes Lunch, some grass sandwich that tastes actually fucking good
  194. >unsure if should mention meat eating
  195. So, what do Ponies usually do to pass the time Fluttershy?
  196. >"O-Oh, well I take care of the animals here. Would you like to meet them?"
  197. >Eyes light up
  198. Sure, I guess
  199. >"Oh, wonderful!"
  200. >goes out back, introduces to hundreds of adorable animals.
  201. >jesus fuck what where did they all come from
  202. >can they talk too?
  203. >nope
  204. >that rabbit's kind of a dickhole though
  205. >whatever
  206. So you get money for watching over the other Ponies' animals?
  207. >"Money? Oh, heavens no! But if I didn't watch over them, who would?"
  208. I guess that's true. That's really kind of you, Fluttershy.
  209. >"I..I am the Element of Kindness, afterall"
  210. The.. what.
  211.  
  212. 7/?
  213.  
  214. >go back inside
  215. >story of pones explained
  216. >Fluttershy is kindness incarnate or something
  217. >makes sense, I guess.
  218. >night rolls around
  219. >Dinner
  220. >Greedily eat food, once more
  221. >"So Anon, what are mare-- er, girls like back on Earth?"
  222. Well, aside from the fact that you're a talking horse, they act pretty similar to you or your friends, I guess. They just look a lot more like me.
  223. >"Oh my, how interesting... Do..."
  224. >words trail off
  225. >probably doesnt want to offend me
  226. It's fine, you can ask whatever. I'll do my best to explain it.
  227. >"Oh my... I guess.. um... do humans... mate?"
  228. >blinkblink
  229. >"Oh, of course you don't know what mating is, gosh, I'm so"
  230. No, I know, I just wasn't expecting you to ask that... Yeah, humans 'mate', I guess.
  231. >"And.. um... oh my"
  232. >seconds of silence
  233. >"does it make them feel good?"
  234. >what
  235. >"nevermind, you don't have to answer that, um"
  236. >Fluttershy inches closer to you in awkward near-hops as she scoots across the carpet.
  237. >She raises a shaking hoof and plants it on your leg.
  238. >"I-I remember you said you never had any luck with girls and um... that sounded..."
  239. >"lonely" barely a whisper, shuddering slightly as she says it
  240.  
  241. 8/?
  242.  
  243. >Spaghetti as fuck
  244. >not sure if pone actually coming on to me
  245. >not sure wat do
  246. >"I-I could... help you..."
  247. >"Not be lonely, I mean..."
  248. >"I-If you want..."
  249. >hoof slides over to manshaft
  250. Ohhhkay, uh, I really appreciate the kindness Fluttershy, but really you don't have to help me out like that.
  251. >Fluttershy's eyes go wide, leaning in
  252. >"Oh, but I wan't to! You... fascinate me."
  253. >hoof starts moving
  254. >nope
  255. >nopenopenope
  256. >not okay with these feels
  257. >push her hoof away and look seriously at her
  258. But I don't want to. I don't know how you handle mating here in Equestria, but this is not okay.
  259. >Fluttershy cringes and shrinks away
  260. >"I'm sorry, I just thought maybe..."
  261. I appreciate it, I guess, but this is just too weird for me. Look, Fluttershy, I like you, but
  262. >"Y-You do! So maybe, then?"
  263. Look, you have to understand, this whole ponyland thing is a lot of change really fast, Fluttershy. I don't want to be dealing with mating anytime in the near future. Not until I figure shit out first. Besides...
  264. >"B...Besides, what?"
  265. Well, Ponies are really kind of weird to me. They're not really my thing.
  266. >"Y..Your fetish?"
  267. Fetish? What? I... I guess? Sure, Ponies are not really my fetish.
  268. >"So... what is your Fetish?"
  269. >look sternly at Fluttershy
  270. I said no. I really don't want to talk about this anymore.
  271. >Fluttershy looks despondent as fuck
  272. >bottom lip quivering as she retracts away from you.
  273. >"O..Okay. I understand what you want."
  274. Thank you. I'm going to go to sleep now... and I'll be plenty warm.
  275. >Fluttershy gives a sad nod, backs off, and goes upstairs.
  276. >sigh
  277. >not even sure how Fluttershy carries that sphagetti everywhere
  278. >go to sleep
  279.  
  280. 9/?
  281.  
  282. >wake up, sun hitting eyes
  283. >not awoken in middle of the night
  284. >things are looking up.
  285. >groggily open eyes, push off covers, and sit up
  286. >Fluttershy
  287. >Hooves up on a table
  288. >Trying not to look at you
  289. >failing horribly
  290. >duster in her mouth
  291. >fucking maid outfit on
  292. >ass swaying slightly
  293. Fluttershy what the fuck are you doing
  294. >"O-oh, Anon, I didn't even notice you were awake! I... I was just doing some cleaning..."
  295. Why are you in a maid outfit.
  296. >"I.."
  297. >she drops the duster and averts her eyes, her plan crumbling
  298. >"Oh, my... cleaning is such hard work... I'm afraid Anon will catch me slacking off, because he'll surely discipline me"
  299. >tail shifts slightly
  300. >smiles awkwardly at you
  301. W...
  302. Fluttershy, what the fuck are you doing
  303. >"...are maids your fetish, Anon?"
  304. >wtf
  305. Fluttershy didnt I just fucking talk to you about this last night
  306. >"Oh, yes... and if Ponies arent your fetish, there must be something that is..."
  307. W..What? No, god damnit, Fluttershy I don't want to mate with you, how hard can that be to understand.
  308. >"I know... I know... ponies must be so weird to you... but trust me, I'll find a way to make you come around.
  309. >jesus christ
  310. >speaking to a brick wall
  311. Fluttershy, please. You've been really nice to me but this is just too much. Please.
  312. >Fluttershy looks downwards, and brings her hooves off the table.
  313. I'm going to go talk to Twilight about moving in to that other place. Thanks for letting me stay here and feeding me and everything. You've been a really great friend.
  314. >Fluttershy smiles slightly despite sadness in her eyes
  315.  
  316. 10/?
  317.  
  318. >talk to Twilight
  319. >new place is ready to go
  320. >has a bed of relatively good size, and some food already stocked
  321. >better than shitty earth apartment
  322. >day passes normally, thankfully Fluttershy is apparently at her cottage tending to her animals all day
  323. >fall asleep that night
  324.  
  325. >wake up, first day not at Fluttershy's
  326. >back is stiff as hell
  327. >groan, go to get up
  328. >arms and legs tied to bed with rope
  329. Oh god damnit
  330. >see pair of eyes staring at you from beneath the foot of bed
  331. >"I..Is bondage your fetish, Anon?"
  332. No Fluttershy, now fucking untie me
  333. >"U..Uh that's not the safe word"
  334. >crawls onto your bed with a shaking half-smile
  335. >ohfuck
  336. >mind frantic
  337. Angel?
  338. >Fluttershy continues inching up the bed
  339. Anon?
  340. >Fluttershy is now poised over you, breathing onto your neck, hooves messing with your buttons
  341. >ohfuck god damnit
  342. >wait
  343. I want to mate with you, Fluttershy?
  344. >"Oh you do Anon? Oh I knew you would say so eventually. I just knew bondage was your fetish even though you wouldn't say so!"
  345. Yeah totally, now untie me so I can give you what you deserve.
  346. >attempt to wink sincerely
  347. >"ohhhh yes, Anon, It's everything I ever dreamed of and-- I-I mean if you say so"
  348. >unties you
  349. >pick up Fluttershy, take her to the front door, kick her out and lock it
  350. >proceed with morning, shower, shit, shave
  351.  
  352. 11/?
  353.  
  354. >stomach slaps your shit into gear
  355. >jesus christ, fuck, okay
  356. >go downstairs, cereal as fuck right now
  357. >knock on door
  358. >groan
  359.  
  360. >open door
  361. >Twilight Sparkle
  362. oh thank fuck.
  363. >"What?"
  364. Nevermind, whats up?
  365. >"Oh, well I know you're still relatively new in Equestria, but I thought I should sit down with you and discuss Equestria's culture, so you can understand it."
  366. >sigh
  367. No, it's cool, really I think I've got the culture down
  368. >culture = rape attempts as some freaky mating ritual
  369. >"Anon, you've hardly even gone outside. Come on, it will just take a minute"
  370. >Eh, Twilight's the most sensible one
  371. All right, come in
  372. >Step aside, pone walks inside and takes a seat on your couch.
  373.  
  374. 12/?
  375.  
  376. >"Now I know you've only been here for a bit, but I think it's important to talk about the... social norms of pony culture."
  377. >raise eyebrow
  378. >"I've cant help but notice you've been hanging around Fluttershy a lot, and--"
  379. oh god
  380. >"What?"
  381. she sent you here.
  382. >looks around room in panic
  383. >"N-No, I just thought you would need to know just"
  384. holy fuck I am not interested in even hearing this
  385. >"Okay, okay, fine, she sent me here, but please! She's came to the library crying because no matter what she tries you always seem to hate her more"
  386. >"Haven't you ever just wanted to be noticed by somepony? She's really trying her best, she just doesn't understand your culture!"
  387. >"She really is just trying to make you happy with everything..."
  388. ...
  389. >flashbacks to forever alone
  390. >massive spaghetti moments
  391. >know the feels
  392. Yeah, I get that, but it would help if she wasn't literally crazy
  393. >"Really? Because here in Equestria being crazy for someone is a good thing!"
  394. totally fucking different than being actually fucking crazy
  395. >pone sighs
  396. >"Okay, I get it, you're not interested. But Fluttershy came crying to me this morning and she was a total wreck. Even if you dislike her attempts to gain your attention, she was still one of your first friends!"
  397. >shrug
  398. >pone glares
  399. >sigh
  400. fine, fuck, sorry i made her sad for trying to rape me daily
  401. >"No, don't tell me. Go tell her. She needs to know you're not interested directly from you"
  402. I'm pretty sure I've told her before. I think the listening switch is broken.
  403. >pone glares again
  404. >sigh
  405. >Fluttershy was nice to you before weird shit started piling up
  406. >thought of pone crying
  407. >guilt
  408. Alright, I'll go tell her. Seriously though, you can't come yell at me again after this.
  409.  
  410. 13/?
  411.  
  412. >Fluttershy's cottage
  413. >knock on door
  414. >Fluttershy answers
  415. >"A..Anon?"
  416. Hi, Fluttershy. I'm sorry I kicked you out this morning. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings so bad.
  417. >"Oh, Anon. That's the kindest thing anyone has ever--"
  418. No, that's what I mean. I don't want to hurt your feelings but seriously you can't keep trying things like this. I want to be your friend and nothing more. I don't want to have to keep hurting your feelings because you won't quit trying to mate with me.
  419. >"..."
  420. Do you understand?
  421. >"Yes... I understand... you don't want me, Anon. I can respect that. I... I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  422. >smile
  423. Cool. I know we can still be friends and everything. I'll see you around Fluttershy.
  424. >Fluttershy smiles back
  425. >actually pretty diabetes
  426. >whatever
  427. >say goodbye, go back home
  428.  
  429. 14/?
  430.  
  431. >nearly a week passes
  432. >sick of eating fucking cereal
  433. >Food search begins
  434. >Go to the market
  435. >Applejack is there, cart of fucking delicious looking apple goods
  436. >"Well howdy there, Anon! Ah See you're lookin at mah wares!"
  437. Yeah... all that stuff is made out of apples? Looks way better than those "derpy-O's" i've been eating...
  438. >"Derpy-whats? That aint no food for a fine upstanding eater like yerself!"
  439. Well, sign me up, then! I'll take an Apple Pie, Apple strudel, and
  440. >"Woooah, there, Nelly. That's a lot of food. Gonna pony up the bits fer it first?"
  441. Pony... what? bits?
  442. >"Yaknow. Bits. Money. Cash. Ah need to stay in buisness, after all"
  443. >fuck
  444. >of course there's money
  445.  
  446. 15/?
  447.  
  448. Well... actually, I don't have any money.
  449. >Applejack raises an eyebrow
  450. >"Well, then, as the element of Honesty, Ah can honestly say ya aint gettin nothin to eat from me till ya do!"
  451. >suddenly, rainbows
  452. >"Applejack, he's been here less than a week! How can you hoard someone for food like that when all they've been eatin is cereal!"
  453. >"Hay now! Ah gots to stay in business, Rainbow. And that doesn't mean gettin' a reputation for freebees!"
  454. >"Come on! Can you imagine what it would be like to show up out of the blue somewhere you've never even seen before? With no money, and hardly anything to eat! You can /honestly/ spare at least something for Anon."
  455. >Applejack furrows her brow for a moment.
  456. >AJ sighs
  457. >"Ah guess yer right. Ain't never been good at steppin in another pony's shoes. Ya need some food, Anon, we got some to spare fer ya."
  458. >look at cart, drooling
  459. >"But not from this cart! This cart's fer customers. Since Rainbow here's got enough time to talk me down, I reckon she's got enough time to show you over ta Sweet Apple Acres. Ya can pick all the apples ya need there."
  460. That sounds great. Thanks a lot, Applejack.
  461. >"What are you thankin her for? Don't you remember it was Rainbow Dash here that came to your defense?"
  462. >"Now Rainbow, don't get yer ego goin like a stampede of buffalo. I'm sure Anon here is mighty grateful, anyways."
  463. Totally. I was just... uh... too hungry to remember. Sorry Rainbow.
  464. >rainbow shrugs
  465. >"It's whatever. Anything that'll get me off cloud duty. Come on, follow me."
  466. >rainbow flies slowly and you follow her out of ponyville and down a dirt road
  467. >As rainbow is flying in front of you, you notice she has some bandages around her body
  468.  
  469. 16/?
  470.  
  471. >Rainbow picks some apples and you sit down in the grass around the trees, enjoying your first real meal since Fluttershy's cottage.
  472. I never thought an apple would taste this good.
  473. >"Yeah, the Apples from here really are something."
  474. So, I've been wondering. How'd you get those bandages? They seem pretty big.
  475. >"Ah, I took a nasty spill. It's not easy training for the wonderbolts! Means you gotta take some risks."
  476. >she grins, leans forward.
  477. >"And I swear, the last 99 risks I took before this one were *awesome*. Even one of them would be worth having to have bandages on for a week or so."
  478. >laugh
  479. Man you really are serious if having bandages on for a week isn't that bad for you.
  480. >"Gotta train hardcore to be hardcore."
  481. So what are the wonderbolts anyways?
  482. >"Only the most awesome flight team in all of Equestria! Only the best fliers from around the whole world can be a part of the wonderbolts! The tricks they do... man, you need to see some. But none of them compare to my signature move."
  483. >snout in the air, smile curled
  484.  
  485. 17/?
  486.  
  487. Your signature move is better than anything the best fliers in the world can come up with.
  488. >"At least 20x better. If the wonderbolts could see my stuff, they'd pick me up in an instant!"
  489. Oh yeah? Show it to me, then. I bet I've seen some cooler shit out there.
  490. >"Cooler? Than Rainbow Dash? Please. I'd show you in a heartbeat, but I gotta take it easy. That's the rule. Get injured, stay off the wings for a bit. Gotta get back to full potential as fast as I can."
  491. Well then, when you're up to it, I better get to see this signature move. Not like there's anything else to do around here...
  492. >"Tell me about it! Man, I clear the skies so fast, all there is to do is nap. Total snoozefest, because I can't exactly train on the job."
  493. The job? You have a job?
  494. >"How would I be here if I didn't? Gotta have money to live. After all, if I wasn't there, you'd still be eating crappy oats for breakfast lunch and dinner.
  495. Oh yeah. About that, how am I going to find a way to earn some bits around here.
  496. >rainbows eyes narrow.
  497. >"How about this: You race me. Since I cant use my wings, it should be fair, right?"
  498. >you nod
  499. >"Good. If you win, I'll give you bits to buy food for the next week. If I win, you've got to hang out with me for the rest of the day while I'm on cloud duty. Deal?"
  500. Well, if I lose, I get something to do anyways.
  501. >"Sounds like a deal, then!"
  502. >dash gets up and draws a line in the dirt with her hoof.
  503. >"Alright! From here to that tree at the edge of the clearing. Sound good?"
  504. >you get up, putting your foot on the dirt line and posturing yourself to run
  505. >wait
  506. >fuck
  507. >run
  508. >you fucking suck at running
  509.  
  510. 18/?
  511.  
  512. >"Ready... set... go!"
  513. >Take off as fast as possible
  514. >Dash is running, not flying, and pulls ahead of you immediately.
  515. >fuckfuckfuck
  516. >spirit of alpha empowers you
  517. >sprinting as fast as possible
  518. >starting to get out of breath
  519. >fuck the police
  520. >catch up to dash, who's eyes are fixated on the finish line
  521. >asthmatic panting
  522. >only a short way to go
  523. >lungs on fire
  524. >Dash starts pulling ahead again
  525. >ffffffffffffff
  526. >no stamina to catch up
  527. >dash crosses the finish like
  528.  
  529. >cross the finish line, fall over panting in the grass
  530. >dash grins at you, boisterous in her win
  531. Fuck... running...
  532. >"H...Ha! I won!"
  533. >too tired to say anything
  534. >Dash suddenly falls to the ground, panting
  535. >sit up
  536. Haha! I knew you had to be tired
  537. >eyes strained close, panting, doesn't respond
  538. Rainbow?
  539. >gasping, deep breaths, twitching
  540. Rainbow, are you okay?
  541. >no response
  542. >shit
  543. Uh.. All right, I'm going to take you back to town, okay?
  544. >you acquired [pone]x1.
  545. >start jogging as fast as you can manage through the orchard to the dirt road back to town
  546. >rainbow shifts in your arms
  547. >her breath is short and laboured
  548. >her skin is incredibly fevered
  549. >feel hot blood dripping down your arm
  550. >fuck
  551.  
  552. 19/?
  553.  
  554. >"A...Anon, stop"
  555. What? No, we have to--
  556. >starts kissing your neck
  557. >wat.png
  558. >slow to a walk
  559. Uh... Rainbow, what are you doing
  560. >giggles crazily
  561. >"Put me down..."
  562. >puts down
  563. >able to see arm
  564. >soaked in marejuice
  565. >that explains everything
  566. Rainbow, what the fuck is going on?
  567. >"You lost the race... now you get to keep me company, just like you promised, remember?"
  568. That's not exactly what I mean't by
  569. >"Ssh! Do you know how hard it is running in heat? Especially next to someone who smells so good."
  570. >pushes you to the ground with a hoof, kisses you forcefully
  571. >push her away
  572. Rainbow, I-I don't know what to tell you, I'm just not attracted to ponies!
  573.  
  574. 20/?
  575.  
  576. >"Oh...?"
  577. >Backs off, saunters to the patch of grass next to you
  578. >puts nose in the grass
  579. >round plot in the air
  580. >flicks her tail to the side
  581. >marehood is soaked, streams of juice flowing down her thighs and legs
  582. >waggles plot back and forth
  583. >"You seem pretty interested for someone not attracted to ponies, Anon..."
  584. ...N-No, I'm just surprised that you would--
  585. >"Quiet. So I may have tricked you with the race, but you're still obligated to at least sit and watch, right?"
  586. >leans onto her shoulders, bringing a forehoof back and lays it at the top of her pussy
  587. >lets out a long breath as she slides her hoof over her entrance
  588. >moans softly as she begins to play at her folds, exploring her shallow folds with the edge of her hoof
  589. >"Don't you like it, anon? Seeing me so wide open..."
  590. >unable to look away
  591. >round plot begins to sway back and forth as she opens herself for you
  592. >"But, if you really don't like my plot..."
  593. >she rubs a hoof over her rounded, beautiful ass
  594. >"Well, then I give you permission to just leave right now. But..."
  595. >hoof begins to dig deeper into her folds, becoming absolutely soaked as it displaces the juice held there
  596. >"You'll miss one hell of a show."
  597.  
  598. 21/?
  599.  
  600. >leaving
  601. >seriously consider
  602. >can not imagine finding a horse sexy
  603. >though...
  604. >can't look away from the way her ass waves back and forth
  605. >or the way she tries to moan softly
  606. >the amount of juice coming out with her hoof
  607. >boner is not as mindful as you
  608. >pants get very tight around the waistline
  609. >dash continues stroking herself, moaning louder and louder
  610. >uses both hooves, one to rub her clit, the other to dig into her pussy
  611. >"Mm... Anon, my..ah hooves cant get far enough to really..mm scratch the itch, you know..."
  612. >"And it looks like someone's begging for a bit of attention, too. Hmm.. yes, I think I have just the thing for that."
  613. >still mesmerized as she stands up, walks over, straddles you, and dropping that beautiful round ass to your face
  614. Dash, uh, I don't know if...
  615. >juice drips down onto your nose as she wiggles her ass
  616. >"You don't have to do anything but watch, if you don't want to. Me, on the other hand..."
  617. >feel pants snap open
  618. D...
  619. >nose pushes your zipper down, nuzzles your belly softly before sliding your boxers down
  620. Dash!
  621.  
  622. 22/?
  623.  
  624. >member stands at attention
  625. >feel breath on your rock hard member
  626. >"Come on, anon... think about it..."
  627. >flicks your dick with a hoof
  628. >ohgod.png
  629. >"You might be stuck here for the rest of your life. If you don't want to get used to mares, you better get used to nothing at all."
  630. ...S-Still, I just got here, and
  631. >"If you want, I give you permission to imagine this..."
  632. >tongue laps your head
  633. >"As human"
  634. >"Nopony's around to see, Anon. I won't tell anyone. I know you just need someone to... take care of you."
  635. >hard as fuck
  636. >cant really deny attractiveness anymore
  637. >dash seems cool, anyways
  638. >dash licks you again, this time all the way from your base all the way up to the tip.
  639. >oh god
  640. >"I know suddenly being thrown into a world you don't know is hard, but--"
  641. Dash.
  642. >"What?"
  643. Quit talking and put it in your mouth before I shove it in there.
  644. >Dash giggles in acceptance
  645. >"I was hoping you'd say that."
  646.  
  647. 23/?
  648.  
  649. >Dash's mouth slides slowly over your head, her tongue flicking around it playfully.
  650. >pulls her mouth off after just a moment
  651. >goes back down, going slightly further, her tongue dancing around your member
  652. >continues this for nearly two minutes, going farther and farther each time, moaning softly as she takes your dick
  653. >you twitch in pleasure, the progress being painstakingly slow
  654. >her tongue against your dick each time makes you want to thrust upwards into her mouth, but her hooves hold your waist down
  655. >finally, she's taken as much as she can handle in her mouth as once, and begins to speed up, moaning each time she descends onto your dick
  656. >god she is really into this
  657. >her ass starts to shift side to side as she speeds up, her body moving with her motions
  658. >pleasure is finally starting to build at an appreciable rate
  659. >you let out some moans, taking her ass in your hands and beginning to knead the beautiful blue mounds
  660. >she redoubles her efforts in response to your inclusion, opening her throat and letting your dick slide against her tongue
  661. >she's taking nearly your whole length in her mouth, now, soft crys escaping her lips, begging you onwards
  662. >tongue spirals around your shaft as she goes down on it
  663. >begins to use her hooves to massage the base of your shaft as her mouth covers the rest of it
  664. >breathing hotly over her ass
  665. >her hot juice dribbles down onto your face, strands of it falling from her pussy
  666. >with a slow lick, you run your tongue along the length of her marehood, the tip of your tongue just barely going inside
  667. >she lets out a low, long moan and pauses for a moment, her hind legs quivering in pleasure
  668. >you run your tongue into her folds now, juice dripping down onto your face as you open her up
  669. >she descends on your dick again, continuing her routine, accompanied by shudders every time you lick her
  670.  
  671. 24/?
  672.  
  673. >pleasure is starting to build, not sure if you can last a whole lot longer
  674. >feel of her mouth sucking you off is absolutely phenominal
  675. Dash... I don't know how long it will be.
  676. >Dash speeds up, moaning excitedly and pushing her plot down into your face
  677. >jesus fuck
  678. >definitely not going to last much longer
  679. Dash... I'm gonna...
  680. >immediately Rainbow stops sucking you off, ceasing all stimulation
  681. >she pants for a moment
  682. >"Mmm... with the way you've been working my plot, I just couldn't help but feel like this.."
  683. >she flicks your stiff, ready to explode member with a hoof
  684. >"Would be wasted if you didn't cover my backside with your seed"
  685. >"All I want to feel is your hot strands falling over me... oh Celesita, yes."
  686. >"Please, Anon?"
  687.  
  688. 25/?
  689.  
  690. >soundsfuckinggoodtome
  691. >you shuffle upwards, bringing your dick to her backside
  692. >she presents her plot and sticks her nose in the grass again
  693. >you run the head of your dick along the outside of her pussy
  694. >she moans in ecstasy as her hot folds encompass the tip of your rock hard dick
  695. >ready to blow, it doesn't take much rubbing to set off your orgasm
  696. >in a swift motion, you pull away from her pussy and set your dick between her asscheeks, keeling forward in orgasm
  697. >Rainbow moans as cum spurts over her back and wings
  698. >you push her asscheeks together and thrust between them, before pulling back and covering her mounds with loads of spunk
  699. >your cum covers her entire backside, globules dripping down her waggling ass as you unleash your load
  700. >your orgasm finally ends, splattering the area around her pussy with strands of come.
  701. >you cannot believe how fucking glorious that orgasm was
  702. >you lean back, panting, and watch in wonder as your cum oozes down Rainbow Dash's butterfly cutie mark
  703. >wait.png
  704. >wat.png
  705. >Rainbow Dash looks back at you, staring into your soul with her beautiful green eyes
  706. >"You better not be done, Anon. Remember, I'm the one in heat here."
  707.  
  708. 26/?
  709.  
  710. Flu...
  711. >her eyes widen
  712. Flutter... shy!
  713. >her bedroom eyes turn to a look of panic as she looks back at you
  714. What the fuck are you doing, Fluttershy! Why... how... do you look like Rainbow Dash... w..
  715. >"I... I.. uhm" she mumbles, her sensual demeanor evaporated
  716. Answer me!
  717. >"Dash... She let me borrow some manedye..."
  718. You're fucking blue!
  719. >"Well, that can be dyed too! Just.. the cutie mark... is... oh."
  720. What the fuck, Fluttershy!
  721.  
  722. 27/?
  723.  
  724. >"I...I knew you would never give me another chance, alright! Not with the way I treated you... oh gosh, I'm so sorry..."
  725. >tears begin to form
  726. >"S-So dash agreed to help me. She gave me some acting lessons. It's not hard when your entire personality is "look how awesome I am!""
  727. >you glare back at her
  728. >"But.. all that... all of what you just did! That's all me, Anon! I-I promise, I can change for you. Just... I went into heat right when you got into Ponyville and I haven't been able to take my eyes off you..."
  729. >"You don't understand what it's like. I NEEDED you. T..Thats why I did all the things that I did. I...I'm so sorry..."
  730. >look upon pone, tears streaming down her face
  731. >plot now slumped to the ground, it's hills steaming with spunk.
  732. >"I... I couldn't even hoof myself off..." she blubbers
  733. >"I... I couldn't think of touching myself when your long, raw shaft was just ready to be plung--"
  734. Fluttershy.
  735. >sniffles in response
  736. You've been in heat this whole time, saving yourself for me, when over and over I told you I wasn't attracted to you?
  737. >"U..Uh huh..."
  738. That... is the most fucking insane thing I have ever heard of.
  739. >yellowquiet begins sobbing softly and buries her face in her forehooves.
  740. And to think... all this time, if I had only known just how fucking batshit crazy you were.
  741. >crying deeply now
  742. I would have ran to you in a fucking instant, Fluttershy. Insanity is my fetish.
  743.  
  744. 28/?
  745.  
  746. >Lemontimid blinks
  747. >unburies face from her hooves
  748. >"W...what did you just"
  749. Plot.
  750. >Bananashful blinks
  751. Your plot, Fluttershy. Get that crazy fucking plot in the air right now. You're still in heat, arent you?
  752. >A smile creeps across Fluttershy's face
  753. >begins breathing heavily
  754. >In an instant, Fluttershy has launched herself onto you, pushing you backwards and kissing you madly
  755. >she postures her waist in line with yours and drops her pussy down, rubbing it against your dick
  756. >moans wildly, kissing your neck and wrapping her hooves around you
  757. >you move your hands to her ass, still covered in your spunk, and begin pulling Fluttershy against your member
  758. >dick stiffening at warp speeds
  759. >after just a moment, Fluttershy leans onto her back haunches, giving you a soft, sexy look
  760. >moaning, she rubs her cunt along the entire length of your member, absolutely soaking it
  761. >dick is now rock hard
  762.  
  763. 29/?
  764.  
  765. >Fluttershy raises her hips, letting your dick raise with it
  766. >"Oh Celestia, Anon. I want your shaft inside me so badly. I want to feel your shaft rub against the walls of my pussy until their raw, and then I want you to fuck me until I can't walk. I want my cum to coat your balls and then I want to lick them clean. And if you don't fill me up with your seed, I swear to Celestia I will beat Angel Bunny until he stops being such a little prick. Please... PLEASE."
  767. >all you give Fluttershy is a nod and a smile
  768. >she lowers her weight and your entire length slides inside of her in an instant
  769. >her pussy is so wet, it slides in immediately and her hips slap against yours
  770. >she lets out a moan of pure ecstasy and bliss, leaning forward and coming immediately
  771. >her hooves wrap around you, and she kisses you, shuddering and moaning deeply
  772. >you feel a hot, wet wave cover your thighs as her cum flows down your shaft and out of her pussy
  773. >your hands are on her plot, squeezing it greedily as it is wracked with tremors
  774. >finally, she slumps against you, eyes closed and panting in ecstasy
  775.  
  776. 30/?
  777.  
  778. >only a moment passes until she is up again, grinding her pussy down on your cock slowly, nailing in her intense orgasm
  779. >she turns and undulates her hips as she slowly begins to move again, working your dick from multiple directions.
  780. >steadying her shaken body by pressing her hooves into your chest and leaning forward, she begins to move up and down on your dick again
  781. >she moans sweetly, eating up the experience blissfully
  782. >"Oh, Anon... Oh, Anon..." she chants as her pleasure begins building again
  783. >the walls of her pussy slide against your dick like drenched silk, it's many folds clenching your member at a hundred points
  784. >you moan as she gets more intense, sliding nearly half of your dick in and out each time she moves up and down with you.
  785. >begging for more, you thrust against her as she reaches the lowpoint of her routine each time
  786. >she squeals in delight as you press your entire length continuously into her
  787. >soon, though you desire more, and while Fluttershy seems to be moving her hips as fast as you can, you know gravity is working against her
  788. >in an instant, you lean upwards and push Fluttershy onto her back, sliding your dick out of her with a wet pop
  789. >she moans greedily as you slide out, her hooves pulling you downwards and attempting to bring you back in
  790. Fluttershy...?
  791. >"Mmm.. yes, Anon."
  792.  
  793. 31/?
  794.  
  795. Is it alright with you if I ram your pussy raw, now?
  796. >Fluttershy moans gutterally in response, begging
  797. >"Oh, Celestia, please..."
  798. >You pop your head slowly into her shallow folds
  799. Sorry, Fluttershy, I couldn't hear you. what was that.
  800. >"P..Please. Please Anon, I want you to fill me up with your cock"
  801. That's not what I asked to do Fluttershy. Now come on. What do you want from me?
  802. >Fluttershy gives you the sexiest bedroom eyes you have ever seen
  803. >Fluttershy leans forward
  804. >Fluttershy whispers into your ear
  805. >"I want you to ram my pussy until it's raw, Anon~"
  806. >As fast as you can, you bring your hips upwards and slam your length downwards into Fluttershy
  807. >She screams in bliss, bringing a hoof to her vagina and beginning to rub her clit
  808.  
  809. 32/?
  810.  
  811. >as quickly as your hips can move, you ram Fluttershy's tight pussy, entire droplets of her juice flying out with your dick as you do so
  812. >You feel your own pleasure starting to ramp up, stimulated by her tight folds working your dick into a frenzy
  813. >"yes...Yes...Yes! YES!" Fluttershy screams, wrapping her hind legs around you and forcing your entire length into her
  814. >Fluttershy's back arches and her hooves curl
  815. >Fluttershy's body is consumed spasms, and she lets out a high pitched scream
  816. >You feel her pussy's walls clench in orgasm as your dick slides in and out
  817. >torrents of juice are pulled from her pussy as you continue to ram her,
  818. >her entire ass and thighs are soaked in her own marehood's juice
  819. >you finally slide out of her, her pussy quivering and pushing out wave after wave of her own clear juice
  820. >a sizable pool coagulates on the ground beneath her vagina
  821.  
  822. 33/?
  823.  
  824. >"You still haven't come, Anon..."
  825. >You feel incredibly fucking close, but the speed at which Fluttershy reached orgasm both times was so short that you had not yet been there yourself
  826. >Slowly, Fluttershy pushed herself up, still panting, and flops over onto her chest.
  827. >"Y...You said to present my plot, Anon... well..."
  828. >On wobbly legs, she forces her beautiful plump ass into the air once more.
  829. >"Here it is..."
  830. >Her pussy is dripping wet, long strands of it connecting with the pool on the ground
  831. >Her hair and fur are discheviled, matted in places, still colored rainbow and blue
  832. >Green-blue eyes stare up at you from behind her sex and plot, waiting and begging
  833. >Slowly, you shuffle forward, lean upward and position your head at the entrance of her pussy
  834. >"Oh, Anon...? Try not to come too fast, now. I just know you can hold off until I'm ready again" she teases
  835. >there is no fucking way you'd be able to last that long
  836. >"O-Okay, now stick it in me... I-I can still walk, you know."
  837.  
  838. 34/?
  839.  
  840. >Slowly, you slide your dick into Fluttershy's marehood
  841. >"T-Try not to..Ah.. think about how wet I am already, Anon... I'm literally dripping because of you... it will take weeks before I smell like normal again."
  842. >she giggles
  843. >you groan as you're edged forward, increasing your speed.
  844. >her folds pulled against you, as if fighting to keep your dick inside as you pull out of her
  845. >"A..And Try not to think about... Oh... my ass, raised in the air like this.. Ah... it's so embarassing, but I'm doing it just for you..."
  846. >she begins to moan softly, and you increase your speed once more, leaning forward and pushing your entire length into her dripping cooch
  847. >"Celestia.. oh... Yo-You'll never make it if you start to notice how much I'm moaning. Oh...Oh! I..Ah I really am just a greedy little slut... I just melt when you're... Ohh.. Inside me..."
  848. >Fluttershy was audibly reacting to your thrusts now, and you lean over, placing your hooves on the ground as you thrust into her as fast as you can manage
  849. >"Oh, Anon! D-Don't.. Ah.. think about... Ohhh~ how you're going to... Mmmm... fill me up with.. Nnnngh your seed... I-It's.. Ah... going to be absolu-.. absolu-... Ah! So hot! And...Oh! Pouring out of me, all over my legs and plot!"
  850. >Fluttershy could hardly talk now, her words completly encompassed in moaning
  851. >You can feel the pressure building in your loins, the unstoppable tide beginning to mount.
  852. >You lean all the way forward, slapping Fluttershy's ass with your hand and breathing hot over your neck.
  853. >"Oh, gosh! Oh, Celestia! Anon, come inside of me! I need to feel your seed dripping out of me, spread all over! I might die if... if... Ah! A-Anon, I think I'm..."
  854.  
  855. 35/?
  856.  
  857. >She doesn't have time to finish her words, as you push with all your might into Fluttershy and cum.
  858. >Your spunk spurts out inside of her, hot and heavy, completely filling her up in the first thrust.
  859. >Fluttershy screams in pleasure, coming in unison with you, her vagina walls milking your dick
  860. >A wave of hot, white spunk pours out of Fluttershy's cunt, and her own squirting orgasm splatters your cum all across her pussy and the areas around it
  861. >A third time, you thrust into her, displacing all the cum inside her outwards
  862. >your cum spurts down, onto her legs and covering the area outside her pussy with hot seed
  863. >you lean forward and bite her ear, continuing to release your seed as she screams in bliss
  864. >Her vagina spasms in pleasure, mixing her cum with your own, creating a liquid amalgation of bodily fluids that flows out of her cunt slowly
  865. >you release all of your cum into Fluttershy, completely filling her up
  866. >you collapse, leaning down onto Fluttershy over her back
  867. >you're panting hot and heavy across her neck.
  868. >you recover for minutes, still pushed into Fluttershy, bent over her and breathing long shuddered breaths
  869. >finally, you pull out of Fluttershy, cum dripping out of the wide hole that her vagina has been pounded into.
  870. >Legs wobbling, her plot slowly lowers to the ground, landing with a small squelch in the puddle of bodily fluids that have flowed out of Fluttershy
  871. >You turn Fluttershy over, looking her sweetly in the eyes
  872. >slowly, you crawl up next to her, planting soft sweet kisses on her neck as she recovers, shuddering at times
  873. >Wrapping your arms  around her and feeling her breaths slow to a soft melody of peace, you fall asleep, knowing there is nothing you would rather be doing than
  874. >Fucking Fluttershy
  875.  
  876. 36/36
  877.  
  878. To: World
  879. I am sorry
  880.  
  881. Yours, Idylia