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- HTBKThe table or the character?
- GlobebuttCharacter. If you've got a magic DM copy of the table I might see about working on switchin' that up.
- SunfireWU,AH dungeon master's guide
- HTBKAth: 2, Fort: 5, Cha: 6 Stealth: 2 Talent: 4, reaction: 1
- HTBKWhy does this have a DM guide...
- GlobebuttAdd one more point to something, HT; for whatever reason someone convinced me to do 21 point buy earlier.
- Sunfirethat's what it was in HT's game
- GlobebuttExcept HT's stats add up to 20.
- HTBK21? Okay. Slap another one into Talent.
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- GlobebuttThis look right to everyone, then?
- Egg_DiscordLooks good to me.
- HTBKYep. Two more things.
- HTBKFirst...
- HTBK1—No physical changes, minimal mental changes; urges can only be triggered by strong stimuli. 2—Hair and eyes,
- along with small changes to sensory organs. 3—Physical changes have hit the halfway, now. That means genitals,
- ears, and tail. 4—This is where things get harder to conceal. Fur, flattened out teeth. Wear a jacket. 5—Vestigial
- wings and initial loss of dexterity. Oooh dear. 6—WHOOOOOOA WE HALFWAY THEERE. In otherwords, poni'd physically.
- Here on out it's mental. Rule of thumb says 7 is memory loss, 8 is when they pick a master, 9 is the 11th hour,
- and 10 is gone unless you do something hilariously drastic.
- HTBKJust for reference.
- HTBKSecond, do you want me to give a pone pic?
- GlobebuttWe've got enough.
- HTBKAwright.
- Sunfireyeah I dug up a couple images
- GlobebuttAll right then. Write, Sun, Quake; objections to stats as they stand in the bottom screenshot?
- Egg_DiscordI found about five
- SunfireCoach and not-rainbow-dash
- Egg_DiscordTree, the couple, the writer and the whiticorn.
- Writefag4Seems fine.
- GlobebuttTaking Sun's "Yeah I dug up" as confirmation. Quake?
- Sunfirethey're fine
- GlobebuttStill need a yea or neigh to confirm your stats.
- QuakeRileyGOod to go!
- GlobebuttAll right, then!
- GlobebuttQuestion for everyone: Want to roll d18 or d20 for pony?
- Writefag420s are good.
- Egg_Discord20 works
- GlobebuttOne more to confirm majority for 20?
- Sunfiresure
- QuakeRileyI DON'T CARE JUST START.
- GlobebuttAll right then. Everyone roll 1d6 and 1d20 and tell me the results.
- Sunfirefuck
- Sunfire16 on the d20 and 6 on the d6
- QuakeRiley9
- Egg_Discord16 on d20 and 4 on d6
- QuakeRiley2
- Writefag4(4 and 4)
- QuakeRiley9 on D20, 2 on D5.
- GlobebuttSunfire, you want to reroll one of those?
- Sunfirethe d6 sure :v
- Sunfire...6
- Sunfirethis game wants me to be the little pone really bad
- HTBK10/3.
- GlobebuttWell then. Know what. Just. Pick a number that's not 9, 10, 16, or 4 out of 20. If you're going to be the
- little pone, I can at least let you pick one blindly.
- Sunfirethanks? 12
- GlobebuttLet me sort out the numbers, then, and...
- Sunfirecan't escape the pone
- QuakeRileyHide.
- QuakeRileyFro,.
- QuakeRileySpaghetti.
- Writefag4(It would be kind of amusing. I was pony 4 with a PON of 4 at the end of the last game)
- Sunfireclarifying, the d6 is the initial PON score right
- GlobebuttOkay. So! We shall begin.
- HTBK(And Egg had 3.9. Came dangerously close, there.)
- Writefag4(I'm just brining it up because I rolled a 4/4 So I could be right back where I eneded.)
- HTBK(I wonder what happened to those guys, anyway.)
- Writefag4(I was going to try and work something out for them but Globe stepped forward. Maybe next time.)
- HTBK(Something other than "Sold to Zeph's secret harem", right?)
- Sunfire(It'd be fairer to give Jared a chance to play in that game again anyway since he's busy today as well)
- Egg_DiscordProbably wound up taking the pills to control the urges.
- Writefag4(Heh. You think those pills will work.)
- Writefag4(Actually they will. Just not be enough to go around. One bottle is enough for one person.)
- Writefag4(Too bad the rest dissapeared in a fireball.)
- Egg_Discord(I said I was sorry, didn't I")
- HTBK(Oh Jesus you guys only took one bottle?)
- Egg_Discord(*?)
- HTBK(YOU MADMEN)
- HTBK(YOU DAMNED THE POPULATION OF [UNNAMED]!)
- GlobebuttI said to take all of them, dammit!
- Sunfire(anyway)
- GlobebuttI retroactively push all of them into the goddamn bag.
- Egg_Discord(I was deprived of sleep! I wasn't thinking right)
- GlobebuttBut yes, back to the intro for /this/.
- Writefag4(Just chatting while waiting.)
- GlobebuttIt's the middle of summer in sunny southern Germany, and you all had a great time at Galacon. (Yes,
- Quake, even you.) By chance, you managed to all meet at the venue, and really hit it off. Who's to say why? In any
- case, you all had planned for some free time for after the con. (I mean, you're in another country; why just see
- the airport and meeting hall?)
- QuakeRiley(terrorism)
- Writefag4(OH GOD. DARK HORSE CAME FROM GERMANY)
- Egg_Discord(Annoying them by playing Nazi Propaganda)
- Globebutt(That's why Jared couldn't stop drinking-- it was good beer!)
- HTBK(God damn you Germany.)
- GlobebuttSince none of you had particularly firm plans for what to do after the convention, you all agree to
- travel together.
- QuakeRiley(With these faggots)
- GlobebuttIt's 6 PM the day after the con when you all find yourselves in the quaint Bavarian village of
- Fesselbrücke after a few trains, a rental car, and a more than a few arguments over how to read a map. You may not
- have known where you were going, but it seems fate has placed you here.
- JETZT NEU!
- Der kostenlose Flirt-Chat für alle von den Machern von stinto!
- Hier klicken und sofort losflirten!
- GlobebuttWhat the hell was that.
- Sunfirewat
- Egg_DiscordWhat the fuck just happened?
- HTBK(What awesome timing.)
- Sunfirestinto's embedding german ads now
- Sunfire(is what it looks like)
- Writefag4(I assumed it was Globe posting some add we were meant to follow or ignore.)
- Sunfire(I keep telling ya we need to switch to irc)
- Sunfire(anyway, continue globe. We'll just have to ignore that shit and hope it isn't hourly)
- QuakeRiley(it's a link)
- QuakeRiley(To another chat, in German)
- Egg_Discord(Maybe it was the name of the town Globe brought up that triggered the ad)
- GlobebuttIn any case, it crashed my browser. But I'm all right now.
- Sunfire(Continue!)
- GlobebuttThere's only one inn in town; more of a bed and breakfast or a tavern of some sort, really.
- GlobebuttYou all rent rooms for the night before taking some dinner at the eatery and retiring to your rooms.
- Writefag4(I'm assuming its night or close too it otherwise we probably wouldn't be stopping in this town.)
- Sunfire(Or we want to wander around and enjoy the scenery)
- Writefag4(Yeah well there better be a castle or something.)
- HTBKWhile I am never one to second-guess my hosts, and do wholly believe in an early bedtime, I cannot help but
- reflect that German cooking has absofugginlutely nothing on a good homemade brisket.
- GlobebuttIt was dinnertime, it looked like a cute little place to stop and bask in the local culture (even if you
- couldn't find anyone on the street in Lederhosen and Write was only interested in castles).
- QuakeRileyThe sudden feeling of sickness comes over me, German food obviously doesn't mix with alcohol so dinner
- might have to wait.
- GlobebuttSo Quake had only alcohol for dinner, and doesn't so much retire to his room as pass out drunk and get
- hoisted up there.
- Egg_DiscordI get drunk enough to start the whole tavern into singing a song.
- Sunfire(it squats on the Europe of my being and will last a thousand years)
- SunfireI enjoy myself, more withdrawn than Egg and mostly try to show random people pictures on my camera of
- "deep" urban decay photography I shot in Detroit.
- Writefag4I order something I can't read off the menu.
- GlobebuttAfter dinner, Write?
- GlobebuttWell?
- Writefag4I go to bed.
- HTBKI force myself through some saurkraut that calls to mind my first grade gym teacher, who I had always been
- fairly sure was an escaped Nazi war criminal.
- HTBKI take nothing more than water to drink, and retire to bed in short order.
- Writefag4Not so much a tavern person.
- SunfireI check out the grounds some, trying to take a couple interesting sunset photos drunkenly before retiring
- to my room.
- Writefag4And after a con. I'm probably pretty worn out.
- GlobebuttSo Write, Sun, Quake, and HT are in bed by this point. What of you, Egg? How long do you stay up
- drinking?
- Egg_DiscordI pass out in the middle of a song, resulting in someone dragging me to my room.
- Writefag4(If it is nessisary for me to drink something I'd probably drink a glass if it was put out with my meal.
- I have no idea what combo I ordered)
- Writefag4(All I do know is I probably wouldn't order it again. Too fatty and meaty.)
- GlobebuttYou all awake the next morning in your respective rooms. Quake's got a nasty hangover, and everything
- seems /really/ loud. Otherwise, though, he feels fine.
- QuakeRileyI decide to put earplugs in, my eardrums are safe.
- HTBKI decide to wax poetic about the gentle beauty of the German sunrise, because I'm a faggot.
- GlobebuttHTBK wakes up feeling dapper and refreshed, though he notices his skin seems jaundiced. And he waxes
- about the German sunrise, which is, to be fair, pretty nice lookin'.
- Writefag4I remove my sleep mask and set about to choosing clothing for the day.
- HTBKThis calls to mind some half-remembered poetry. I, in the very temple of delight, and...I forget where this is
- going, but I reason that the skin is lending an untoward cast to my skin. I don my sweatervest, for I slept with
- my pants on, and exit my room.
- GlobebuttYou have a little trouble pushing up your sleep mask, Writefag. It seems like it's getting caught on
- something.
- HTBKThe sun, not the skin.
- Writefag4Well I don't want to damage it. Still want it for the plane ride back. I guess I make another attempt.
- GlobebuttHTBK, you sure you wanna keep those same pants on? I'm not sure they fit you so well right now. Feelin'
- awful itchy.
- SunfireI wake with a loud yawn, and reach for my camera I left on the nightstand to take my latest frame in "self
- shots for a year" as I try to pick sleep out of my eyes.
- GlobebuttSunfire tries to pick sleep out of his eyes, but finds it hard to do with hooves. Can't hold a camera too
- well, either. It lands with a thud on the old hardwood floor as you clumsily bump it off.
- HTBKHow strange, I think. I wasn't called out for horses last night, so I haven't the slightest idea why I'd have
- anything to upset my pantaloons. I do believe this is simply a product of my choice in underwear, which was not
- bought from the most reputable of vendors. I simply adjust my garments and bear it with a stiff upper lip.
- Sunfire"Shit!" 50Ds aren't cheap!
- GlobebuttWritefag, something still seems to be getting your sleepmask stuck-- it almost feels like it's hitting
- your forehead.
- Writefag4I pull it down around my neck then.
- GlobebuttIt's still itchy as hell, HTBK. This is gonna bother you all day.
- Writefag4Also I feel around my head.
- HTBKI try and remember if anyone poured pepper down my pants last night.
- SunfireI try to reach down to the floor where I bumped the camera, trying again.
- GlobebuttSunfire: You can't reach, and definitely can't grab. Your arms are too short, and your blue-colored
- hooves just can't grasp.
- GlobebuttHTBK cannot remember anyone pouring pepper down his pants last night.
- HTBK"Hm..."
- HTBKKnowing just how unseemly it would be to inspect myself in the hall, I duck back into my room and drop trou.
- HTBK"What on earth..."
- SunfireI just stare at my arms in shock, looking at the hooves. I touch them together.
- GlobebuttWritefag feels something pointy-- though not sharp-- emerging from the middle of his forehead. It's a few
- steps up from a bump. HTBK, over in his room, finds a long, yellow tail poking out of his underwear. It's got a
- nice yellow stripe down the middle.
- Sunfire(awesome, it's every 30 mins.)
- Egg_Discord(Damn ads)
- HTBK"..."
- Sunfire(what did you do by mentioning german globe)
- Globebutt(It was clearly a bad idea.)
- HTBKI grab it and give it a yank.
- Writefag4Is there a mirror in the room? Otherwise I have my own mirror.
- GlobebuttSunfire finds that his hooves feel like hooves. More importantly, they feel like hooves. HTBK finds that
- pulling on his tail hurts!
- HTBK"Hm."
- SunfireI whip the sheets away from me with a hoof, and try to give what I can see of the rest of me a once-over,
- shaking nervously.
- HTBKI narrow my eyes. Of course it hurts, one of these types must have glued it on in the night, much like
- Professor Binkley's students did that one time. I Grit my teeth and give it another, much stronger yank.
- GlobebuttYou're a lovely pony, Sunfire! Your pink tail looks very nice with your coat.
- Writefag4I go check my mirror either the room one or my personal one.
- QuakeRiley left the chat.
- SunfireI start to panic and cry out for help.
- GlobebuttWritefag checks the mirror on the room's bureau (twice) and is struck by two deep red eyes staring back,
- framed by purple-blue hair. Oh! And you've got a nice lavender coat of fur.
- GlobebuttAnd a horn.
- Writefag4I'm going to go have a lie down.
- Egg_DiscordSun's scream startles me awake, causing me to flail about for a bit before falling on the floor.
- Egg_Discord"Oooh. How'd I get back into my bed? Oh well. That was one hell of a party last night."
- GlobebuttIt must have been some time, Egg! Most parties you've been to didn't leave you with pink fur coats.
- HTBKHm. Unwilling to budge. I fetch my shaving kit--and then, startled by Sun's scream, button my trousers and
- dash out to the hall, shaving kit in hand.
- HTBK"Who was that?!"
- Writefag4(Oh sun screamed. I guess I'll pace by the door instead and try pinching myself.
- Sunfire"Me!" I call out nearly as loudly as the initial scream. I continue shaking like a nervous dog on the bed.
- HTBK"Hold on!"
- Writefag4I go over to the door wanting to see whats going on out there but can't really go outside like this.
- Egg_DiscordI rub my eyes and get a look at my pink body. "Huh. Apparently I'm pink now. Not the color I'd choose,
- but, what can you do?" I'm not fully convinced that this is real yet and assume it's all part of me waking up.
- HTBKI race down the hall and throw the door open, fists balled. I'm the worst fighter you've ever met, but this is
- not enough to keep me from attempting to ward off what is surely a hairy nazi rapist.
- GlobebuttIt probably wasn't Quake, because you can hear him snoring still, HT. You're surprised anyone would have
- such a high pitched voice at this hotel, though.
- GlobebuttAnd if Sunfire left his door open last night, then it seems like HT barges in.
- Writefag4I go over to my mirror and pick at my coat determining its realness attribute.
- SunfireYeah, sure. I was pretty drunk.
- GlobebuttWritefag meanwhile pinches himself (it hurts) and Egg finally notices he landed on four feet. (Roll 1d10)
- HTBK"HOLD IT RIGHT--"
- HTBKI blink.
- Egg_Discord(2)
- HTBKI am loathe to simply ask "What", so I maintain my stunned silence.
- Sunfire(is quake continuing to play or? he dropped out of chat)
- GlobebuttHTBK blinks to no avail. A blue coated mare with pink mane and tail is on Sunfire's bed. His camera lies
- on the floor.
- Writefag4(Both of us?)
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI glare at the tiny horse and look around the room.
- HTBK"Hello? Where are you?"
- HTBKI look under the bed.
- Sunfire"I'm right here you dolt!"
- HTBKI slowly lift my head and stare at the horse on the bed.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBK"Say that again?"
- Egg_Discord(Who sent all these ponies to fight? What sick man sends horses to fight?)
- SunfireI look terrified and look into HT's eyes. "I dunno man! I took some shots last night then went to bed and I
- woke up like this! What's happening to me?"
- Writefag4I lean forward at the mirror and inspect my new horn and changed hair. How bad is the damage, am I still
- handsome?
- GlobebuttWritefag: Your coat feels pretty real! It's nice and soft, too. Itchy against your clothes, though. Pants
- are the worst. Maybe you should make sure there's no tail in there?
- HTBK"...You appear to be a...pony."
- Egg_Discord(I rolled a two)
- Sunfire(I'm assuming that makes me ice cream pone?)
- GlobebuttYou're not handsome, but you do look pretty cute! A little creepy, though.
- HTBK"...Don't panic, there has to be a perfectly sound reason for this."
- Globebutt(I know, Egg. Only the one of you needed to roll. I'm bad at responding; clearly need to work on that.)
- Sunfire"I'd love to hear it. Aren't you a doctor or something?"
- Globebutt(Correct, Sunfire.)
- HTBK"Veterinarian. I've worked with horses before."
- HTBKI cock my head and sit down on the bed next to Sunfire. Knowing what I do about small mammals, it's no wonder
- that I begin scratching his/her ears to calm her.
- Egg_Discord(Oh. Sorry)
- HTBK"So what did you do last night?"
- GlobebuttEgg thinks for a moment how right it feels to be on four strong legs, but the thought passes. He's a
- human! Might have a pink coat of fur, but he's hearty and hale! Nothing wrong at all.
- GlobebuttIt feels lovely, Sunfire. Roll fort.
- SunfireI shudder a bit. "I don't know if that's a good or a bad thin--hey what are you doing!" Undeniably, his ear
- scratches feel great. (5)
- Egg_DiscordI get up off of my feet and walk over to a mirror to gander at my charming good looks.
- Writefag4I remove the boxers I suppose. I didn't sleep in my pants. I deal with the itchyness on my torso I'll
- probably need some kind of full body hooded sweater and pants to go out.
- Writefag4But yeah. First remove boxers to check for tail.
- GlobebuttYou've got a tail, all right. Long and blue like your mane. And oddly enough, you seem to have lost
- something on the other side.
- HTBK"I am...scratching your ears. This is for your benefit as well as mine."
- HTBKI reach my hand down to my back, and pull my tail out.
- HTBK"Nothing at all, then?"
- GlobebuttYou've got a bit of a choppy orange mane, Egg. Rugged face, though. Damn manly. You might want to
- consider shaving, though. Your peach fuzz really is out of control.
- Globebutt(HT: What?)
- SunfireI try to mentally block out the continued ear scratching even though it feels amazing and I find myself
- kicking a leg a bit reflexively. "I-I dunno, we were all doing basically the same things right?"
- GlobebuttYou block it out, Sunfire, but it's easy to get used to.
- HTBK(I remove my tail from my pants.)
- Globebutt(Just don't understand "nothing at all, then". Didn't see what that was in response to.)
- HTBK"Yes. Ate, drank...I went to my room, but you took pictures. What did you photograph?"
- HTBK(talking to Sun.)
- Sunfire"J-just the last bits of daylight on the countryside, is all. My camera is on the floor if you wanna look."
- HTBKI move my hand under his/her chin. I am finding it unusually difficult to retain my stiff upper lip.
- HTBK"Alright. Would you please roll over onto your back?"
- HTBKI reach down and pick up the camera.
- Egg_DiscordI'm fully awake now. "Odd. My whole body's pink, but I'm not in pain, so I'm not sun burnt. And why is
- my hair orange." I think for a moment, when it suddenly occurs to me. "Now I get it! Those guys used some sort of
- paint on me! They must've dyed my body while I was asleep. I'll just go to the bathroom and wash it off."
- Writefag4"Well. This is completely uncalled for."
- SunfireI look at HT nervously. "W-what? What are you gonna do?"
- Globebutt(*pomf* So what are we gonna do on my back, HT-kun?)
- Writefag4In a stroke of genius I put the boxers on backwards and put my tail through the opening.
- Sunfire(that is pretty clever, wf)
- HTBK"I'm just going to inspect the full length and breadth of your...situation. Trust me, I'm a veterinarian. "
- HTBK(Ha ha hell, Globe.)
- GlobebuttIt works like a charm, Writefag.
- Writefag4I begin finding my heaviest clothes but I didn't bring anything like a hooded sweatshirt.
- Writefag4I still have a sweater and long pants so I can manage to cover most of my coat. But my head and hands are
- still uncovered.
- Sunfire"A-alright. I'm not liking this, but if you think it will help fix this then okay." I gingerly roll over
- onto my back, feeling embarrassed as all hell.
- HTBK"Take it easy, Sun."
- GlobebuttGuess everyone's gonna see your cute pointy ears, then, Writefag! Which might not be a bad thing.
- HTBKI gently scratch her belly. This is mostly to disguise the fact that I'm shooting a quick look between her
- legs.
- GlobebuttEgg goes out into the upstairs lobby and over to the inn's communal bathroom.
- GlobebuttHT, Sun, roll fort.
- Writefag4I'm not the type for hoodies. So unless I'm going to suddenly wear some pants on my head I don't have
- many options.
- Globebutt(There's hats.)
- Sunfire(2)
- HTBK(also 2.)
- Writefag4And cover this hair?
- HTBK(I think. That roll showed up, right?0
- Globebutt(Big, empty hats!)
- Writefag4Also there were too many fedoras at the con. Don't want to see a hat for a while.
- Sunfire(I have a fedora :|)
- Egg_DiscordI strip and step into the shower, which is where I notice that maybe they took this prank too far this
- time, as when I try scrubbing my skin, the pink and orange doesn't come off.
- HTBK(Wait, not 2. 3.)
- Writefag4A fedora can be fine. Frequency kills their image.
- Writefag4I crack open my door and peek down the hall.
- Egg_Discord"What's going on here? Is this that paint that one guy used to color himself green like The Hulk that
- was waterproof?"
- GlobebuttYour junk looks weird, too. Don't even wanna talk about that, Egg.
- SunfireI start giggling from being ticklish on my belly. "S-haha-sorry I can't haha help it."
- GlobebuttOr your tail! Stubby little thing it is.
- HTBK(It's a re-enactment of that movie "Big Fat Liar".)
- HTBKI crack a grin despite myself and scratch under her chin.
- GlobebuttFort again, both of you.
- HTBK"Keep yourself together, alright? No more screaming, this'll make sense soon."
- Egg_Discord"What the- MY WEINERSCHNITZEL! IT'S GONE! I knew it! I knew someone was gonna make off with my body
- parts and now my dick and balls are probably being sold at the black market!"
- Sunfire(3)
- HTBK(Oh, I get it. It doesn't show my rolls because I started the room. Let me fix that.)
- GlobebuttNo, no, Egg. You've just got... a different dick now. Like a horse's.
- Egg_Discord(Oh)
- SunfireI take several deep breaths in succession, trying to calm down. I still feel very weirded out by this whole
- exchange, but somehow it is calming...
- HTBK(Five and 1, respectively.)
- Sunfire(lemme refresh the roller page)
- Globebutt(Damn, this is an innocent tickle-and-check-for-marehood session.)
- HTBK"Alright, Sun. Now, would you mind helping me for a second?"
- HTBK(yes it is.)
- Writefag4Do I see anything out in the hall?
- Egg_Discord"What the hell is going on with my junk? It looks like it's playing hide-and-seek. For that matter, why
- do I have a tai-" I suddenly realize that this is not a prank. "...Oh god."
- GlobebuttNope. Sounds like someone's in the bathroom, though.
- Sunfire"What do you need me to do, HT?" My tail twitches slightly.
- HTBK"Could you tell me..."
- HTBKI point to my tail, and lower my pants by about half an inch.
- HTBK"How this is affixed?"
- Writefag4(My personal bathroom or a communal bathroom?)
- Globebutt(There's no personal bathrooms. This tavern's pretty old.)
- Writefag4(I'm not even sure if my room has a bathroom or just a mirror.)
- Globebutt(Just a mirror on the bureau.)
- Writefag4Do I hear voices in the other rooms or just the bathroom?
- SunfireI look over to HT's tail, trying to come up with a way to describe it.
- GlobebuttSunfire's room has its door ajar, and there's girlish giggling and an androgynous voice speaking.
- GlobebuttQuake is snoring.
- Writefag4I sneak down the hall to Quakes room.
- Writefag4(Wait Quake isn't here.)
- Sunfire(yeah, I tried pointing that out)
- GlobebuttNot really so much a hall as a lobby, anyway.
- Writefag4(Over to Sunfires room and peek in.)
- Egg_Discord"Well this is just great! I'm doomed! I'm gonna be found out and I'm gonna end up in some freak show
- circus! I can see it now! Egg: The huge-headed horse man!
- Writefag4(I am trying not to be seen.)
- GlobebuttRoll stealth.
- Egg_Discord"I bet the others are having a laugh at whatever they did to me." I start moping in the shower, water
- still running.
- Writefag4(3)
- Writefag4(I know how not to be seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4)
- HTBK"Any words for me, Sun?"
- GlobebuttHT, two quesitons. One, were you looking in the general direction of the door. Two,
- shitfuckhowdoidealwithrollslikethis.
- HTBKYes, I was sitting with my face to the door. Two, if he passed, we'll presume he saw me when I was shooting a
- look at Sunfire.
- Writefag4(A tie should probably be in favor of the roller.)
- SunfireI umm and err a bit. "It just looks like it comes out of where a tail normally would. You know, on an
- animal."
- HTBK"Hm. No visible glue, or stitching?"
- Sunfire"Pull on it if you don't believe me, man."
- HTBK"I have. It hurt."
- HTBK"Now, one last thing. This will be hard, but don't scream..."
- HTBK"But you seem to have changed genders."
- GlobebuttWritefag, you see a blue pony on the floor, sitting next to the bald man you met at the convention, who
- seems to have quite pointy ears.
- Writefag4(Though if he was looking at the slightly ajar door it probably doesn't matter.)
- GlobebuttHe doesn't seem to have spotted you, though, since you just leaned in when he was looking away.
- Sunfire"I... /what/?"
- Writefag4"Erm... I guess its not just me?" I slip inside and close the door behind me.
- HTBK"You are a female. A mare. Do not be..."
- HTBKI spare a look for Writefag.
- HTBK"Oh joy."
- HTBK"...Don't scream.
- Sunfire"A ... female." I just stare off into space in a catatonic state.
- Writefag4"This is... what?"
- HTBK"A female."
- HTBKI point to Writefag.
- HTBK"What's happened to you?"
- SunfireSunfire.exe has stopped responding.
- GlobebuttEgg, I'm going to assume you're still just moping in the shower.
- Writefag4"Oh you know. Go out. Have a few drinks, decide to glue fur to my body. Sometimes things just happen."
- Egg_Discordyep
- Globebutt has deleted a photo.
- Writefag4"I have no idea."
- Globebutt(HT?)
- HTBK(Sorry, I was moving some buckets.)
- Egg_DiscordI shower up, get my clothes back on and storm right towards Sun's room.
- Writefag4(I'll come check on you soon. I didn't realise that was you. Too self absorbed. Also listeing to frog
- fractions.)
- Writefag4(or Nevermind.)
- Sunfire"What am I gonna do, HT? I can't be female! I'm supposed to be the pick-up artist! The dashing young
- artist! ...You can fix me, right? Right?" I'm looking desperate.
- HTBK"...Interesting. What else?"
- HTBKMy expression turns sour, and I gently scratch Sun's belly.
- Egg_Discord"HAHAHAHAHA, VERY FUNNY, FUCKNUGGETS! IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT SOMEONE WHO AGREES TO TRAVEL WI-"
- Writefag4"No that was sarcasm. I have no idea."
- HTBK"Shh. It'll be alright. I...don't know what happened, but we'll figure out what to do."
- HTBK"Just calm down first."
- GlobebuttEgg presumably barges right in without knocking. What an asshole.
- HTBK"...Oh. Hello, Egg. It's not just you."
- GlobebuttSun and HT, fort.
- Sunfire(4)
- HTBK(9! Oh dear.)
- GlobebuttRoll again, HT.
- HTBK(8. Also Oh dear.)
- GlobebuttScratching Sun's belly is quite therapudic for you, HT, but you find yourself wishing that you could have
- /your/ belly scratched, now, instead.
- HTBK"..."
- SunfireI feel a little better by HT's words. "Well, you would know much better than me. I guess I gotta keep a
- level head somehow... HT? You feeling ok?"
- Egg_Discord"Not you guys too! Say, doctor, here's a question for you: Explain THIS!" Without any thought to
- decency, I drop my pants, exposing my obviously-not-so-human body.
- HTBK"I'm o..."
- HTBK"Shut the door."
- GlobebuttEveryone but Egg, roll fort.
- HTBK(6.)
- Sunfire(10. Oh dear.)
- Writefag4(4 lots of 4 today.)
- GlobebuttHT and Sun, roll again. You both /want/ that horsecock.
- Writefag4(4s 4 all)
- HTBK(8. Aw shit.)
- Sunfire(4)
- HTBK(want in what sense?)
- Egg_Discord(Oh god. What have I done?)
- HTBK(YOU FOOOOOOOL)
- Writefag4I glance nerviously in the direction of it.
- SunfireI catch a glimpse of Egg's inappropriate disrobing decision and can't seem to help myself from staring
- longingly, slowly scooting across the bed (which I am still on thanks) in the direction of Egg.
- SunfireAdorably trying but failing to do so sneakily around HT.
- GlobebuttHT, you've got yourself a ladyboner You fall over on your butt in shock while yellow fur coats your body,
- and you live the dream of so many middle-aged men who live all over the world, as your hair grows back as a
- luxurious mane.
- Egg_Discord"Um.. Sun? HT? Why are you two staring at me like that?"
- HTBK"Oh Jesus fu--"
- Writefag4I pull them back up.
- HTBKI catch myself at the last minute, and grit my teeth. Not good. Not good at all. I run my fingers over my
- scalp and scowl.
- HTBK"Egg. Pants up. Everyone, hands on the wall tails out. We're shaving."
- Writefag4His not mine.
- SunfireNot listening to HT~
- HTBKIt is only then that I notice that the direction of my parts has changed.
- HTBK"God in Heaven..."
- GlobebuttYour voice sounds downright squeaky, too, HT.
- Writefag4(Has mine? I didn't talk too much yet.)
- HTBKLacking aspirations of being a lady-horse, and lacking aspirations of mounting Egg, I swear and open up my
- shaving kit.
- GlobebuttIt's higher than you're used to, sure. Still pretty low for a woman, though.
- HTBK(Under my breath, of course. A gentleman never swears where others can hear.)
- GlobebuttWhy did you take your shaving kit with you into Sunfire's room, HT? Do you take it everywhere?
- SunfireI continue to stare at Egg's crotch from the edge of the bed nearest to him.
- Writefag4Do you um see this? I point to my face which I assume is also covered in fur. I don't think we're shaving
- this.
- Writefag4(That first sentace is said aloud.)
- HTBKI meant to chop off my tail. I was not expecting a mare.
- Globebutt(Sic?)
- HTBKPick myself up and gently thump Sun's cheek with my index finger.
- HTBK"It's impolite to stare, Sun."
- GlobebuttFort roll for Sun.
- Sunfire(6)
- Egg_Discord"Dude, were you just staring at my dick? Ew! Not cool!"
- Sunfire(So much for Fort 5 protecting me forever)
- HTBK"Hands on the wall. Tail out. I don't like this, the staff should've heard."
- Writefag4"In their defense. You told them to."
- Sunfire(7 for the other roll)
- GlobebuttHT's chastisement makes you feel just simply awful, Sunfire. Roll for PON.
- Egg_Discord"I didn't expect them to WANT it."
- HTBKI withdraw my shaving scissors and take it to my tail.
- Writefag4Also have I pulled up his pants yet or are we just letting this hang there.
- HTBK"Oh, hey, you met gays at a pony convention. What are the odds?"
- Globebutt(A European one, none the less!)
- Egg_Discord"I'm not homophobic or gay, but I think I was justified in whipping it out right now. I have a horse
- dick! I think I'm entitled to an explanation."
- HTBK"So would we all."
- HTBKI begin snipping through my tail.
- SunfireI recoil from being called out for staring, from Egg's response, etc. "Ugh. Sorry. I ... don't know what
- came over me just now." I turn away from Egg. "Can you just... never bring that up again?"
- Globebutt( http://youtu.be/1D8HxerLOYA )
- Egg_Discord(I do so love that video, Globe)
- Writefag4(I'm going to assume he's pulled it up by this point.)
- GlobebuttSnipping your tail goes well until you get to the base, HT.
- Egg_Discord"I'd be more than happy to forget this ever happened, dude."
- HTBKI start just about an inch off from the base. I mean to sheer the whole blame thing off.
- Writefag4"Umm. What are you doing over there?"
- HTBK"Shaving."
- GlobebuttThere's more than just hair there! Believe it or not, your tail is /not/ just hair stuck in a hole in
- your backside.
- HTBK"...Glorious."
- HTBKI adjust my course by a few inches.
- Writefag4(Aren't you a vet. You should know this.)
- HTBK(Assuming cartoons don't play by real-world rules.)
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- Writefag4"So um."
- Globebutt(For the most part, no. But ponies in the show don't have cocks, either.)
- HTBK(Holy *shit*. That's...wow.)
- HTBKI shear off as much as I can and hold the scissors out.
- HTBK"Who else wants it?"
- SunfireI can't stand to watch HT mutilate himself.
- Sunfireherself. whatever now.
- Globebutt("The dick? Yeah, it was lookin' pretty good to me.")
- Writefag4"Uhhh. No thanks. I'll uh. Be fine."
- GlobebuttSo what do you do about it, Sunfire?
- Writefag4"You know. As fine as I can be."
- Egg_DiscordI don't think I'll be cutting this tail off.
- SunfireCower and cover my eyes.
- SunfireProbably should have said 'bear' rather than 'stand'
- GlobebuttThat sounds great. And adorable!
- Globebutt has deleted a photo.
- Egg_Discord"Um, Sun? You can open your eyes now. I put my pants back on."
- HTBK"What...none of you? Seems like...whatever."
- HTBKI stuff it back in the box.
- HTBK"One of you go check the register. Why haven't the staff heard anything?"
- Sunfire"No, don't even bring that up again! I just can't bear to watch HT self-mutilate..."
- Writefag4"Well what good would cutting off hair do?"
- GlobebuttYou catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, HT. You notice you've got two pointy ears sticking up
- through your mane.
- HTBK"Ponies have tails, humans don't. Think of it like blocking up a gateway..."
- HTBKI glare at my reflection and decide the mane gets to go as well. *snipsnipsnipsnip*
- Writefag4"You uh. Still have it though. The hair is just shorter."
- Writefag4I go sit on the bed now.
- GlobebuttYour mane looks /hideous/ now. Everyone else should hope HT's more careful a surgeon than barber!
- Egg_Discord"So... What do we do now?"
- Writefag4"Though if you're content to cut it off maybe you could go check."
- Globebutt(Are you shaving the mane down to the skin, or just getting a buzz cut or something?)
- SunfireI just sigh in a heap on the bed. Today has been very stressful and it's barely begun! I look over to Write
- with sad eyes.
- Writefag4"What?"
- Sunfire"What's happening to us?"
- Writefag4"So you're which one?"
- Sunfire"I'm ... um. Just a sec..."
- Writefag4"Bleh. I mean I don't recognize you. Pony body and stuff."
- HTBKI narrow my eyes again and lop it off as close as I can to my head. Within an inch of the skin.
- Writefag4"No offense."
- Globebutt(Even if you knew, you might have a hard time remembering.)
- HTBKto my scalp, not my head.
- HTBKThen, of course, I take the razor and work on my cheeks.
- Writefag4I mutter. "Some men would kill not to be bald."
- SunfireI get a terrified look on my face. "I... can't ... no... that's not it. That isn't possible..."
- GlobebuttAnd no amount of shaving's gonna hide those ears of hers!
- Egg_Discord"What's wrong, Sun?"
- HTBKUnfortunately not. I'll pretend I'm a particularly half-assed Thranduil cosplayer.
- Writefag4I find that a bit more distressing. "You can't remember?"
- HTBK"There. Nobody else?"
- Writefag4"Fine thanks. Honestly it wouldn't be a bad look except for the going out in public thing." I wave
- offhandedly.
- SunfireI look around the room for a bit when Egg speaks, then suddenly it dawns on me. "Oh! Yeah, what that hunk
- said."
- HTBK"You're going to get us all killed."
- HTBKI nod to Sun.
- HTBK"I think it's time we went. Do you mind riding in my sweater?"
- Egg_Discord"...Did you just call me a hunk, dude?"
- Writefag4"Aren't we forgetting."
- Writefag4"Also leave? Why would we leave?"
- Writefag4(Is there a window in the room.)
- SunfireI look to Egg out of the corner of my eye. "Did I?" I turn to HT. "Umm... that's ... is that your opinion
- as a vet?"
- GlobebuttThere's a window in the room, and it offers a grand view of a green alpine forest.
- Writefag4(Can't see any of the town then?)
- HTBK"In most motels, a lady screaming her head off usually gets attention. Have any of you noticed puncture marks,
- needle marks, bite marks...anything that would mark some sort of injection?"
- GlobebuttThere's some farmland off to the right, but the town's mostly on the other side of the building.
- Writefag4Can I see any people there? Are they also ponies?
- Egg_Discord"I didn't really notice anything strange. Then again, I was too busy staring at how freaky I look right
- now."
- Writefag4Or half ponies.
- HTBK"Better you ride on me than on Egg, Sun. You might get in a tizzy."
- Writefag4"And I can't tell. I rub my hands on the fur. I'm a natural furry now apparently.
- Writefag4(I need to learn to end my quotes.)
- Writefag4"And I can't tell." I rub my hands on the fur." I'm a natural furry now apparently."
- Egg_Discord"Welcome to my world, Write."
- GlobebuttIt's pretty early, but not early enough for you to catch the farmhands at work. Nobody's visible out the
- window.
- GlobebuttWrite, roll fort.
- HTBK"Shaving. It's really good."
- Writefag4(1)
- Writefag4"My whole body?"
- HTBK"Impractical, but good."
- HTBKMy eye twitches, ever so slightly.
- SunfireI nod to HT. "I guess that makes the most sense." I stand up and wander to the edge of the bed by HT, and
- try to gingerly lower myself off the bed not having any experience with this sort of thing. Ending up with my
- lower half dangling and flailing until I finally slip off the bed and land on my butt.
- Writefag4"I do not want to deal with razorburn everywhere thanks."
- HTBK"Fair enough."
- HTBKWith the callousness of a doctor on the end of his rope, I lift Sun up and drape her over my back. I do my
- best to ignore the...everythign.
- Writefag4"I guess I'll go check on Quake."
- GlobebuttSunfire gets an urge to crawl up onto HT's head.
- Writefag4(For sake of not forgetting him lets say we were aquantances even before the con.)
- Writefag4(Otherwise we might just end up leaving him.)
- HTBK"Good, Write..."
- Egg_Discord"I'll go grab my stuff. I'll get Quake too."
- HTBK"...You two have fun with that."
- Globebutt(Which might work out on its own, anyway. I don't PLAN on having you blow up the inn...)
- Writefag4(I'd feel bad if we ended up skipping town without him.)
- SunfireI can't help but feel drawn to scramble further up HT, resting my back legs on his shoulders and my
- forelegs atop his head.
- HTBK"Good, good."
- GlobebuttRoll fort, HT.
- Writefag4I go over and pack up my things and drag my rollerbag trying to find Quakes room.
- HTBK3. I fiddle with the neck of my sweater, opening it up enough to allow Sun to slip her hind legs in.
- Writefag4I mourn the fact that I will not be able to shower.
- Globebutt(Why not?)
- HTBK"Drop on in, hold on tight, try to look like love handles."
- GlobebuttQuake's room is easy to find: it's the one with the rumbling snores from inside.
- Writefag4(You're going to look like you swallowed a giant novelty donut.)
- Ewo joined the chat.
- Egg_DiscordI open the door and look at him. What's his condition right now?
- Writefag4(Who is this?)
- mckinnley joined the chat.
- Egg_Discord(New guy from the other chat. Welcome, McKinnley and Ewo)
- Writefag4(Pause?)
- SpitFire joined the chat.
- GlobebuttThe drunk Englishman is sleeping loudly, and his hair seems awfully yellow, but otherwise, he seems just
- fine.
- Globebutt(For how long? I do need to get dinner.)
- Writefag4(We're nearing a point where we might have trouble adding characters.)
- SunfireI sigh, swallowing what little dignity I had left at this point and climb down HT's chest inside the
- sweater, clinging tightly to him. (This is one hell of a point for people to join in on fyi)
- Writefag4(Oh well if any people want to join now is probably the best chance.)
- GlobebuttRoll fort, Sunfire.
- HTBK(The idea is that she's clinging to the back. I think.)
- Writefag4(Say they were staying in the same hotel.)
- Sunfire(was it?)
- Sunfire(7. shit.)
- HTBK(That was the idea.)
- GlobebuttEncore du d10.
- Sunfire(also 7)
- GlobebuttHT's body feels real nice and warm. You feel safe.
- GlobebuttEven as you hang on to her fur precariously.
- Writefag4(Also if anyone else is joining I could possibly DM for a bit while you Dinner. For the new people.)
- Writefag4(Though they haven't been showing any interest in joining.)
- Sunfire(Probably thanks to my fantastic line)
- mckinnleyi'm just observing. carry on
- Writefag4(Ewo, Spitfire?)
- HTBKThe pony thus secured, I step out into the lobby and shoot a probing glare at the front desk.
- SpitFire(hi, just watching )
- Sunfire(I'm getting to the point of where I'm not myself mentally anymore fyi)
- HTBK(I noticed.)
- GlobebuttYou can't see the front desk from the upstairs lobby! There's a stairwell in the way!
- Sunfire(This game hates me, I started out fully pone)
- HTBKLucky me. I take the stairs and look for the desk, without stepping into the lobby properly.
- GlobebuttNobody in sight.
- Writefag4(Well it didn't help when Egg dropped his pants.)
- Egg_DiscordI go to try and pick up Quake, as trying to wake him didn't seem to do any good.
- Sunfire(You just don't flash a new mare your stallion parts okay)
- Ewo left the chat.
- HTBKFigures. I slowly step downstairs, and look probingly around the room. Where is the "breakfast" portion of the
- B&B?
- Egg_DiscordDamn, can that Englishman sleep.
- GlobebuttQuake might as well be in a coma! He's still snoring soundly. How much did he drink last night!?
- Writefag4"I'll get one side you get the other."
- Egg_Discord(You weren't a mare until just now)
- Writefag4(Whats his status by the way?)
- Egg_DiscordCan I lift his snoring body?
- Writefag4(Other than unconscious.)
- Globebutt(Alseep, liftable, and yellow haired. Otherwise fine. Except for the bit where he snores. That's
- downright obnoxious.)
- Egg_DiscordIs there anything I can do to shut him up?
- Writefag4"Lets just move him. Honestly we're going to get more stares than he will"
- GlobebuttI don't know. How would you try?
- HTBKAnything?
- GlobebuttSeems to be more a tavern than B&B, unfortunately.
- Egg_Discord"Indeed. Can you grab his stuff for me. It's enough that I'm carrying my things and his sleeping body."
- Sunfireaww I had an awesome line and I can't use it yet.
- HTBKIn that case, where's the bar? Or...counter, rather.
- Writefag4"Its going to take us more than one trip. I can't carry both our stuffs."
- GlobebuttThe bar's over past a big picture window in another room blessed with great natural lighting.
- Egg_Discord"Fine, fine. I'll stay here with him for now."
- HTBKHm. I stick my head around the doorway into the next room and scrutinize the bar for signs of life.
- SunfireI just keep clinging to HT as he carries me around.
- GlobebuttThe chairs are all up on the tables. It's almost exactly what you might expect in a bar before lunchtime.
- Writefag4I drag Quakes stuff over to my room and pack up my things. I have about 2x as much stuff as him but can
- sling his over my shoulder while I can roll mine.
- HTBKHm. I walk up to the bar and look over their various supplies. Some part of me is still recoilling in shock
- over how literally everything I learned in med school was a big fat lie, so I'm not quite ready to discard magical
- potions or trinkets.
- Writefag4Stairs present a problem though. Have to take two trips.
- Writefag4Do I cross through the bar on the way to the van or whatever?
- GlobebuttThe bar has some local brews on tap, and a fine assortment of other beverages on the back wall.
- GlobebuttThe front desk lobby provides you a more direct route to the side alley where you parked the rental.
- HTBKUnfortunately, I cannot read German. Does anything resemble something I'd see in a shitty Don Bluth movie?
- HTBKAnything that just screams "You shouldn't have touched/consumed this"?
- HTBK"Sun. What do you think?"
- GlobebuttThere's a bottle of what looks to be rat poison under the counter.
- SunfireI look up through the collar of HT's sweater. "Ice cream sounds pretty good right now."
- Writefag4I pack the bags into the rental but stop and grab out my passport and wallet pocketing them.
- HTBK"How the hell can you think of *ice cream* at a time like this?"
- GlobebuttIt's never too early for ice cream.
- Writefag4On my way back I pull out my passport and giggle.
- HTBKI narrow my eyes and pick it up. Do they really let the chefs keep rat poison near the kitchen in Germany?"
- Writefag4"Man they are not going to let us through the airport. I look nothing like my photo."
- GlobebuttYou can do anything anywhere if you don't get caught.
- SunfireMy tail swishes a little inside the sweater. "I dunno, do you question when you want something?"
- Writefag4I get back to Quakes room.
- HTBK"Look at this, Sun. Rat poison, right here. How cheap is this place?"
- HTBK"And...sometimes."
- Writefag4(Did I pass by anyone on the way to or back from the van?)
- Egg_DiscordI sit down, looking at Quake, looking at him and thinking "You're lucky you're sleeping through all of
- this, man. You don't even have to deal with this."
- Sunfire"Rat poison?! Is that better or worse than having rats in the kitchen?"
- HTBK"It's like having Anthrax's younger cousin in the kitchen."
- Writefag4Okay. I managed to get my stuff and his stuff out there. Give me your bag and you crarry sleeping beauty.
- GlobebuttYou didn't see anyone on your dozen-step trip to the car, Write.
- Egg_Discord"Alright, here you go." I hand him my stuff and carry the lifeless corpse out to the car on my back.
- GlobebuttYou get the sudden feeling again that this would be easier on all fours, Egg. Roll fort.
- SunfireI fall quiet and just hold onto HT a bit tighter.
- GlobebuttSun, roll fort, too.
- Sunfire(1)
- Writefag4(How is your stuff packed Egg. Backpack?)
- Egg_DiscordMore like a clean gym bag.
- GlobebuttDuffel bag.
- Egg_Discordright.
- Writefag4(I got it.)
- Writefag4I sling the bag over my shoulder.
- GlobebuttIt feels like a bag full of clothes and con swag.
- HTBK"Mneh."
- Globebutt(What's going on down there in the bar?)
- HTBKI open the canister/bottle and, holding it at arm's length, take a look at the contents.
- Egg_DiscordI come back from outside after dumping Quake inside the van. "What are you looking at, dude?"
- Writefag4(Egg you missed a roll.)
- Egg_Discord(whoops! missed that)
- Egg_Discord6
- GlobebuttSeems to be full of some sort of tablets or shavings or something. As a vet, you'd probably recognize
- this as rat poison.
- GlobebuttEgg, roll again.
- Egg_Discord(9. I'm fucked, aren't I?)
- HTBK"Hm. Hey, Sun, do you think we should take this just in case we want to commit suicide later?"
- Sunfire(Depends~)
- Egg_Discord(Wipe that smirk off your face, Sun. I know you're grinning at that remark)
- GlobebuttOnly next time you roll. You get down on all fours with the body on your back, and damn, doesn't it feel
- natural? Even walking down the stairs doesn't seem to be a problem.
- Egg_Discord"Sounds like a good idea,
- Sunfire"Uh... man, that's scary talk. I guess if you want to keep that stuff around..."
- Egg_Discord*"Sounds like a good idea," I say as I carry Quake down."
- Writefag4"Egg.?
- HTBK"I figure it's that or get a job on a ranch somewhere."
- Writefag4"Egg. Wat r u doin?"
- Writefag4"That is not a fireman's carry."
- GlobebuttIt baffles you how Writefag has to ask.
- Egg_Discord"What? Have you tried lifting this guy? It felt like the best way to carry him."
- Writefag4He is going to fall off.
- Writefag4"He is going to fall off"
- Egg_Discord"No he's not. Besides, this isn't that different from how I usually walk, right?"
- HTBKI shrug and exit the room, canister in hand. Desperate times and a lack of firearms.
- HTBK"...Egg..."
- Writefag4"I um. If you say so?"
- HTBK"Never mind. Write, have you seen anyone?
- Writefag4I'm following after him with the duffle bag.
- Globebutt(Guns in Europe. What a concept!)
- Writefag4"Not so far."
- Writefag4"Well Quake. He seems fine and unconcious."
- HTBK"Hm. Sun, you okay back there?"
- Sunfire"Yeah, HT. How is the outside world looking?"
- HTBK"Just a little horse."
- SunfireHT can feel me groan at that into his back.
- Egg_Discord"Ha ha, very funny. Now let's hurry up and get out of here."
- Writefag4"I supress a giggle at HTBK's expense. I may be a lavender coated hybrid but at least I'm not lopsidedly
- overweight man with a hackjob for a haircut.
- Sunfirehis/her
- Globebutt(The bar's closed before noon and now all the world's hoarse?)
- Egg_DiscordI leave and get into the van, ready to go before someone sees us.
- HTBKEven gentlemen need a drink sometimes. I exit the tavern and take a deep breath: the outside air has always
- been calming. I start towards the van.
- HTBK"Who's taking what seat?"
- Sunfire"Dibs on your lap" I call up to HT from within the sweater.
- Writefag4"Anythings fine. Where exactly are we going though?"
- Egg_Discord"I'm sitting in the back. Ain't no way I'm letting anyone see me like this."
- HTBK"...Well of course you do, Sun."
- GlobebuttRoll fort, you two.
- HTBKI open the passenger-side door.
- Sunfire(5)
- HTBK"We're going to see where the hell all the people went."
- Egg_Discord(Me too?)
- HTBK(4.)
- Globebutt(HT and SF, I meant.)
- Egg_Discord(oh)
- GlobebuttYou both manage to take this exchange in stride with no unusual afterthoughts-- which may be a bit
- unusual on its own, but neither of you are complaining.
- HTBKI glare at myself. I am loathe to foul the air with obscenities.
- Sunfire(I've always sat on laps, I don't know what you're talking about.)
- GlobebuttYou really need a hat, HT.
- HTBK"Hm. Does anyone have a ballcap?"
- Writefag4I glance into the vehicle. Quakes already taking up the back bench.
- Egg_Discord"Write, how about you drive?"
- Egg_Discord(I'm not driving. You guys remember what happened the last time I drove)
- Writefag4"Would you stop worrying about your hair? It looks terrible but normal."
- HTBK"It's a lovely shade of bald."
- Writefag4"I guess."
- HTBKI sit in the passenger seat, allowing Sun to work her way around to my lap, and rub my eyes.
- Writefag4(Weren't you always bald?"
- Writefag4)
- HTBK(yep.)
- GlobebuttQuake's on the back bench, Write's in one back seat, and Sunfire's in HTBK's lap, shotgun.
- Writefag4Huh? I was driving.
- GlobebuttYou didn't have ears on top before, those, HTBK. You /need/ a hat.
- GlobebuttErr, s/Write/Egg. By bad. Write is driving, because someone clearly has to.
- HTBK"Does...*anyone* have a hoodie? Or a hat, or...something?"
- SunfireI curl up in HT's lap, resting my head on her arm. "I was getting tired clinging for dear life to you,
- y'know..."
- Writefag4"Oh fine. We will stop somewhere for you to buy a hat."
- HTBK"No? Confound it, I'll do without..."
- Sunfire(hopefully a novelty I [german national outline] Germany hat)
- GlobebuttSunfire, HT, fort.
- HTBKI gently scratch Sun's back.
- Writefag4"Everyone load up. We're moving."
- HTBK(9. Oh dear.)
- Sunfire(2)
- HTBK"It...worked..."
- GlobebuttRoll for pone, HT.
- HTBK(dubs!)
- Egg_Discord"Ready to go here in the back, man."
- GlobebuttYour hands and feet go numb, but you're too focused on finding a hat shop now to care. You want a fucking
- /hat/.
- Sunfire(where's a motherfucking haberdashery when you need one)
- HTBKWith a growl, look down at Sun.
- HTBK"Would you mind sitting on my head?"
- Writefag4"This thing have a GPS? We need a haberdoshery apparently"
- Writefag4(DOSH)
- Globebutt(Haberdoshery?)
- Sunfire"But... comfy..." I look at HT with pleaing eyes.
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- Writefag4(No time for speaking properly.)
- HTBK"...Fine."
- GlobebuttI think you two need to make CHA rolls against each other.
- HTBKI sigh and pat her back.
- Writefag4(Does the rental have a GPS)
- Globebutt(Before the "fine")
- GlobebuttYes, but it's set to German.
- Sunfire(HT can choose to cave.)
- HTBK(A gentleman can't say no to lady.)
- GlobebuttVery well, then. Sunfire, roll fort again.
- HTBKI close my ayes and stare at the ceiling.
- Writefag4I punch buttons on the GPS. Trying to switch it to english.
- Sunfire(6)
- GlobebuttRoll for pone.
- Sunfire(8. ow.)
- GlobebuttMaster's lap is the best place in the world.
- SunfireOf course it is.
- GlobebuttYou don't give a damn where this car takes you.
- GlobebuttWritefag does, though, but thankfully for her, she manages to switch the language to English.
- Egg_Discord"Alright you two. Stop getting all lovey dovey in the front seat. You're grossing me out back here."
- Writefag4I look to the seat. "You look rediculous you know that. And thats coming from me."
- Globebutt(Why? Strawberry's not a hat.)
- Writefag4I type in "HATSHATSHATSHATS" on the GPS. If that doesn't work I try to find nearby shopping centers.
- Sunfire(it just takes us to Valve HQ)
- Writefag4(Suit up. We're off to VALVE)
- Globebutt(This time, on WU,AH: The party meets Gaben! Who is not horse, and without an excuse for the tardiness of
- Episode 3.)
- HTBK"Symptoms of unknown syndrome consist entirely of rapid-onset mutations of the sort generally regarded as
- magic or science fiction, including but not restricted to the acquisition of physical features in keeping with
- those of the Equine races featured in the television program "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Thus far we
- have documented the growing of fur, the lengthening of ears, the acquisition of tails and hooves. In Sun's case,
- total...ponification and the alteration of gender has been documented. Typical features of small domestic animals
- persist: a fondness for scratches in several areas. Additionally, Sunfire has demonstrated a fascination with male
- equine genetalia, I do not think he was a homosexual zoophile beforehand. Cause of syndrome remains unknown; last
- night we dined at a local tavern after tucking in after a...convention..."
- HTBK"...Did anyone anger a gypsy at the convention?"
- SunfireI look up to HT. "Master, just try to relax. I'm sure the others will help you find a very nice hat!" Then
- rest my head back down, settling in on HT's lap.
- Writefag4"What are you rambling about. I punch radio buttons while I wait for this GPS to work."
- Writefag4"What are you rambling about." I punch radio buttons while I wait for this GPS to work.
- HTBK"...No signs of mental...strike that, one sign of mental alteration. Sunfire exhibiting domestic
- tendencies..."
- HTBKI look down at Sun.
- GlobebuttThe closest thing to a shopping center nearby is a general store of sorts outside nearby Tannenburg.
- HTBK"Sunfire. What's your name, who am I?"
- Egg_Discord"...That'
- GlobebuttStrawberry Freeze is the only name you can remember.
- Egg_Discord*"...That's not good."
- GlobebuttBut what names do you need outside your own and Master's?
- Writefag4I start driving. Do we see any other people/cars/ponies?
- Sunfire"Strawberry. Why do you ask, Master?" I look cheerily up at HT.
- HTBK"...curiosity."
- Writefag4(On the radio is a nice documentary about boxing: http://frogfractions.bandcamp.com/track/a-history-of-
- boxing )
- HTBKStiff upper lip==wavering. I gently scratch "Strawberry's" mane.
- Egg_Discord"Dude, how are you remaining calm? He called you "master".
- HTBK"STIFF. UPPER. LIP."
- HTBKI raise my voice there.
- GlobebuttYou pass a small number of cars, Writefag. HT and SF, fort.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBK(8.)
- Sunfire(10)
- Egg_DiscordI cower back in shock. Shit man, this is getting serious.
- Writefag4(4 I'm not a dog.)
- Sunfire(3 on the PON)
- HTBK"Hypothesis. Assuming the "master" role will slow the acquisition of domestic mindset."
- GlobebuttYou see a few people fishing in the river Fessel as you cross over the bridge, too.
- Sunfire(which takes me to... 8.9 I think?)
- HTBK(7 PON.)
- Egg_Discord(What's my Pony level?)
- Globebutt(Correct!)
- HTBK(6.2?)
- GlobebuttPoor Strawberry suffers an upset as the lap she was sitting on starts shrinking.
- HTBK"Physical changes seem to...is this car shrinking?"
- GlobebuttHT is getting smaller and smaller, and her clothes are collapsing on her!
- HTBK"Er...growing..."
- Writefag4(I am focusing on the road and boxing.)
- HTBKWithout opening my eyes, I sigh.
- Writefag4I'm focused on the road and boxing.
- HTBK"It's getting worse, isn't it."
- Writefag4"Don't talk to me while I'm driving."
- Egg_Discord"No shit, Sherlock!"
- HTBKI bite my lip. Keep it together...
- SunfireI nuzzle HT. "It'll be alright, Master. Like you were saying, right?"
- GlobebuttWere Writefag more observant, she'd notice her passenger's seat had twice as many ponies as before.
- Sunfire(apparently nobody cares enough to try to stop the crazy choo choo train :v)
- HTBK"Syndrome displays miraculous ability to violate all known laws of mass and density."
- GlobebuttIt does get a little hotter.
- HTBKI shudder and open my eyes at Sun's touch. It is deeply upsetting to see her at this oh Globe you are a
- bastard.
- Writefag4I turn off the radio. I realise its german.
- HTBK"It'll be alright...Sun."
- GlobebuttPonification for you both.
- GlobebuttErr, fort.
- HTBKI blink and try to slither out of my clothes.
- Sunfire(10)
- Sunfire(...looking to be pretty gg for me)
- HTBK(8. Bad day.)
- Writefag4I pull into the shopping center.
- GlobebuttPON for you both.
- Sunfire(1)
- HTBK(5.)
- Writefag4"Okay, we're here. Now what were..." I turn to the side.
- HTBK"Get me a hat. Now."
- GlobebuttA little yellow mare sits beside the one once known as Sunfire in the passenger's seat.
- HTBK"Horrifying thought. I have developed obsession with hats. Sunfire has no recollection of his name. I am
- starting to get used to this and oh jesus Fucking Christ this is how it ends, isn't it?!"
- Globebutt(You're at nine, by the way, Sunfire. Feel free to crazy it up.)
- Egg_Discord"Keep it together, man! We'll find a way to fix this, alright?"
- HTBKI bite my lip until it hurts and cling to Strawberry as if my life depended on it.
- Writefag4"Unacceptable." is the only word I can come up with.
- Sunfire(I don't even know what to do)
- SunfireI cling back onto HT. "Master..." I mumble, teary-eyed.
- HTBK"Oh God Jesus shit shit shit we're all gonna die in here I don't want a goddamn hat..."
- Writefag4"Well I was going to have you go in to buy a hat but..."
- GlobebuttBut you /do/ want to buy a hat!
- HTBKMy eye twitches, and I stare at the rat poison.
- HTBK"...Would anyone mind helping me with something?"
- Egg_Discord*I smack HT as he's flipping out*
- GlobebuttSmacking a pony? What a bastard.
- Writefag4"I guess. You handle this one Egg." I bail the car.
- HTBK"..."
- Egg_Discord"CALM DOWN, HT! WE ARE GOING TO BE FINE, ALRIGHT?"
- HTBKI look more indignated than anything.
- HTBK"...Well, I never."
- HTBK"...Yeah. We'll be f-fine..."
- Writefag4I go inside. I'd rather face humans like this than deal with car drama."
- HTBK"Not fine not fine at all okay keep it together."
- Egg_Discord"I promise that we will fix this before this gets any worse, but for now, I want you to remain calm.
- Got it?"
- SunfireI break my clinging onto HT and death-glare at Egg. "What. Did. You. -DO-."
- HTBK"Keep...calm. Yeah, I can do that."
- Writefag4Begin hat search. I have 3 refined and 2 scrap. What can I afford?
- HTBKI look up at Sunfire and shake my head. I put one hoof on her.
- HTBK"Easy...easy, it's okay..."
- Egg_Discord"Whoa, calm down, Sun. I was just trying to snap him out of it. The dude was gonna off himself just
- now!"
- GlobebuttYou throw in a few bucks, and you find yourself a vintage Tyrolean. (Would probably be cheaper in
- Austria!)
- SunfireI sigh and shake my head. "It's ... it's Strawberry."
- Writefag4Whats the price on a towering pillar?
- GlobebuttYou face a wide array of reactions from employees and shoppers in the store. Most of them keep their
- distance.
- Writefag4(I doubt I would be super quick.)
- Globebutt has deleted a photo.
- HTBK"calm down, Strawberry..."
- HTBKI shake my head and look up at Egg.
- Egg_Discord"Um, last time I checked, your name was Sunfire."
- HTBK"I have a can of rat poison. If I call anyone "master", or if I start calling sun "Love", you will feet me two
- pounds."
- Egg_Discord"So quit saying you're Raspberry or whatever you keep saying."
- HTBK"Understand?"
- Egg_Discord"I'm not going to kill you, HT."
- GlobebuttSeriously, though; it's an Aldi.
- HTBK"Oh yes you will."
- Egg_Discord"What makes you think I'm gonna kill another person, even if it's a mercy killing?"
- GlobebuttTheir hat selection is quite slim at best. They've got some neat canned and boxed goods, though.
- HTBK"you're not a pussy."
- Egg_Discord"No, but I have morals."
- HTBKI rub my temples and stare at the car
- HTBK"You need better morals."
- SunfireI just look on nervously at the poor conversation going on in the car.
- GlobebuttMaybe someone needs cuddled, Sunfire?
- Writefag4Hmm. Bratwurst. What are my feelings on it.
- Writefag4I mean you should probably get it when you go to Germany.
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- Globebutt>pic related
- Egg_DiscordI reach over and hug them both, feeling a great amount of sorrow for them. "I know we'll fix this. Just
- give us some more time, alright? We'll stop things from getting worse."
- HTBK"Okay, okay. Total domestication in progress. Sunfire incapable of recognizing his name. Question is "why"?
- Who did this, why. Total contempt for modern biology suggests act of God. domestication suggest someone in an agNO
- DON'T HUG ME--"
- GlobebuttRevolting at best. You don't know what goes in that shit, but it's nothing you're letting near your
- mouth!
- GlobebuttRoll fort.
- Globebutt has deleted a photo.
- HTBK(4)
- Writefag4But its German. Ugh. Fine brain. We eat heathy today.
- GlobebuttYou manage to come out of the hug feeling only comforted.
- SunfireI begrudgingly accept Egg's hug.
- HTBKI shudder and bite my lip.
- HTBK"Egg? Stop touching me."
- Writefag4Maybe. Nuts. Nuts are a good snack food. Not salted though.
- Egg_DiscordI immediately stop. "Shit, you're right. Hugging you might make this worse."
- HTBK"No. Shit."
- Egg_Discord"Alright, alright. So what do we do now?"
- HTBK(Globe, did the next few steps accompany a sudden re-growing of the mane and tail?)
- GlobebuttYou search around for the nuts, but have a hard time finding them. You /do/ find the produce section,
- though. Roll fort.
- Writefag4(10. Oh god.)
- GlobebuttPartial. They're not as long as they were before, HT.
- GlobebuttRoll for pone, Writefag.
- Writefag4(5)
- HTBK"Shit...Okay. If Sun and I try to touch each other--cuddling, canoodling, nuzzling--bitch-slap both of us."
- Egg_Discord"Got it."
- Egg_Discord(Looks like my best friend isn't the only one who uses the term "canoodling")
- GlobebuttYou can't help yourself when you see the fresh apples. You drop what you're holding and dive into the
- bin!
- HTBK"You are going to take that camera, and you are going to cycle through literally every picture Sun ever took
- of himself."
- HTBK"Where both of us can see."
- GlobebuttUnsurprisngly, it's shallow and you hit your head.
- Writefag4Oh no you don't body. Get out of those apples. You buy them just like anyone else.
- SunfireI sulk in the carseat next to HT. Why would Master tell someone else to keep Strawberry away?
- GlobebuttYou rub your horn and shove an apple in your mouth before you can stop yourself.
- Writefag4I grab 4 more and put them in my basket.
- GlobebuttIf you only knew how to say "I can explain"!
- Egg_Discord"Alright, here." I start cycling through the pictures, stopping on one of both Sun and HT.
- Writefag4Did I just eat that apple whole?
- Writefag4Or like took a huge bite out of it.
- HTBK"Three seconds each."
- GlobebuttAn employee sees your lapse in control, and--
- HTBK"Strawberry, watch carefully. This is who you were yesterday."
- Writefag4"Er. Sorry. I tripped. I'll pay for these."
- GlobebuttYou stuck the whole thing in your mouth, somehow.
- Egg_DiscordI do as he says and cycle through the photos, ensuring that Sun sees them.
- Writefag4"Also one more. Sorry."
- SunfireI watch the screen obediently, Master commanded it after all.
- Globebutt-- stares in horror. A blue-haired... woman? With a manly-flat chest and lavender skin just dove into the
- apples.
- GlobebuttShe came out with one stuck to... a horn on her head, and another one stuck in her mouth.
- HTBK"Yesterday, you were a human photographer. We called you Sunfire. You were not master's pet."
- HTBK"Last night, something...changed. You woke up like this. Do you remember the motel room?"
- Writefag4"Sorry. Sorry. I slowly edge towards the checkout. pulling the one off my head and putting it into the
- basket.
- SunfireI struggle to remember...
- GlobebuttHe goes to tell his superior and find himself a new job.
- Writefag4Too bad I can't stop for other stuff but I'm too embarassed. Time to pay and get out. Got apples and hat
- to buy.
- Egg_Discord"Try to remember, man. We met at a pony convention."
- HTBK"A convention. About a TV show. Ponies aren't real. Do you remember that?"
- Writefag4"Try to explain I accidently knocked over a few apples. They should probably charge me double for those."
- Writefag4(Ugh. I'm just putting quotes around everyhing.)
- SunfireI concentrate, and nearly unconsciously mumble something about the f-stop being completely wrong for one of
- the pictures.
- GlobebuttYou arrive at the checkout, and enter the nearest isle. The cashier seems to recoil.
- HTBK"Louder, Sunfire. The F-stop was wrong. Say that again."
- Writefag4"I'm really sorry about that. I knocked over your display in produce. Is it okay if I just pay double for
- these?" I set the bag on the counter.
- HTBK"What does that mean?"
- Writefag4"Oh no. Don't worry its just a costume. Or most of it is. My friends dyed my skin. We were at that
- convention."
- Sunfire"nngh... aperture setting or something-"
- Writefag4"Do you speak english?"
- SunfireI feel like I have a splitting headache.
- GlobebuttShe blinks a few times. "I'm sorry. I don't understand good."
- HTBK"Focus. Aperture setting. Why was the photograph wrong?"
- GlobebuttHer accent is impossible to ignore.
- Sunfire"--drunk and kept shooting completely different subjects without adjusting for the differences..."
- Writefag4I get out my Duechmarks and take a guess at the costs. Holding up a bill. "Hat." Another one "Apples". A
- third. "Damages." I set them all down. "Keep the change."
- Sunfire(euros excuse me)
- Globebutt...I was gonna say, where the fuck did you get those from? Never said you were a money collector.
- Writefag4(Oh thats right. Too much TF2 for me it seems.)
- Writefag4Eruos.
- HTBK"You were drunk. You took sloppy photos. What were you photographing?"
- GlobebuttHow expensive was the hat, how much were the apples each, and how much money did you set down?
- Writefag4(I can't into Eruo.)
- Globebutt(About 1.5 times the cost in dollars, though food is normally more expensive outside America.)
- SunfireI squint at the picture. "Macro shot of someone's beer at a room party, with a focal point better for
- portraits."
- Writefag4I'm going to say I set down enough for the hat but forgot tax. For the apples I probably overestimated
- their cost and then doubled it. Theres probably about 5 eruo's extra on the table.
- GlobebuttImpossible; tax is included in most countries outside the backwater United States. :V
- HTBK(they still do it down here.)
- Globebutt(Seriously, they should change it. Easiest economic stimulus plan.)
- Writefag4Oh then I was fine on that and probably paid even more for apples.
- Egg_DiscordI stare intently at Sun, hoping that he'll remember more things as he views these.
- Writefag4I bag my own stuff and leave.
- HTBK"Exactly, Sun. I wasn't there. You had two legs. You were taller. remember that?"
- Sunfire"Man, I suck at taking pictures. Why do people pay me money for this, again?"
- GlobebuttThe woman, still frightened, grabs the hat and scans it, before taking the money and putting it in the
- drawer.
- HTBK"Because you're okay when you're not drunk."
- Globebutt"Danke schön," she says with a quaver in her voice.
- Sunfire"Am I drunk now?"
- Egg_Discord"Because you are an amazing photographer, that's why. You've taken some of the most awesome photos I've
- seen in my life."
- Writefag4I bow slightly and back out of the store and go back to the van.
- HTBK"No. You're not drunk. And you're not a pony. Is it making sense?"
- Globebutt(-1 PON for progress so far.)
- HTBK(A whole 1?)
- SunfireI sigh. "Show me more of them."
- HTBK"Next picture, Egg."
- Writefag4I open the car door and slip inside. "Germany is terrible."
- Sunfire(brb sec)
- Egg_DiscordI begin cycling through them, waiting for Sun or HT to stop me.
- Globebutt(I'm gonna say yes. It seems a bit early on to lose someone, so I'm feeling generous.)
- HTBK(Yay.)
- HTBK"Write, do you have my hat?"
- Egg_Discord"Thank god you're here, Write. Sun was starting to lose it."
- Sunfire"Wait!" I call out when it's on one of the self-shots from the dumb project.
- Ewo joined the chat.
- Writefag4"Uh yeah." I pull it out. "It was the only kind they had. Probably for tourists."
- GlobebuttThe face looks familiar, but you can't put a name to it.
- HTBK"Good. If I try to put it on, slap me."
- Writefag4I glance at the tag. "Made in..."
- HTBK"If I beg, slap me."
- HTBK"If I try to steal it, slap me twice."
- Egg_DiscordI stop right on the self shot, expecting him to go one about it.
- SunfireI look unsure. "Help me on this one, guys."
- Writefag4"Wait I thought you wanted this?"
- HTBK"Sunfire. That's what we called you, anyway."
- HTBK"I did, Write. If I ask for it, try to wear it, beg, plead, bitch, or offer you sexual favors for it, slap
- me."
- Egg_Discord"Sun, that's what you look like. Write, that's the pony in HT talking. Do as he says and give me the
- hat for safekeeping."
- Writefag4"Then why did I buy it?"
- Sunfire"Sunfire..." I run the name through my head.
- TwiAnon joined the chat.
- Writefag4"Should I just throw it out the window?"
- HTBK"I don't bloody know. Don't...don't throw it away."
- HTBK"Leave it in the back."
- HTBK"Or...no, no.
- GlobebuttIt would be a shame to throw such a thing away. (Hello, TwiAnon. Someone want to brief her?)
- HTBK"Keep it on the dash."
- HTBK"And smack me if I go for it."
- HTBK"Until it stops being fun."
- Egg_Discord"If we throw it out and he goes nuts, we'll be in deep shit."
- HTBK(Hey Twi. We're Rp'ing idiots in Germany who got partially-ponified.)
- Writefag4"I um. I guess I've been missing some stuff." I set it on the dash.
- Sunfire(nearly completely but working on undoing that with the help of frens)
- Egg_Discord(alright, Twi, so basically this is a game where we wake up in the process of turning into ponies. The
- goal is to find a way to change back and not go full pony.)
- HTBK"Sunfire. That's your name."
- HTBK"Strawberry was what you called yourself this morning."
- Globebutt(They're in the parking lot of an Aldi Süd in a small town in Bavaria at the moment.)
- Writefag4(Is this where donuts come from?)
- Egg_DiscordI nudge HT and shake my head, silently indication that he shouldn't even mention the name Strawberry."
- HTBKI nod a moment later.
- Sunfire"Sunfire. Sunfire..." I just sort of keep mumbling that name to the abyss of the mind.
- Globebutt(Bavaria is where pretzels, lederhosen, alpenhorns, and the strongest support for the Nazi party came
- from.)
- Writefag4(Not Bavarian cream?)
- HTBK"And my name is Harry Truman Ezekiel Jebediah Ciaphas Hussein Black. Give or take."
- Globebutt(I'm not sure about doughnuts. Probably.)
- Writefag4"So where to now? I'd like to get driving."
- Egg_Discord"And you remember me, right? I'm Egg Discord."
- HTBK"The convention. We're doing to the convention."
- Writefag4I glance nerviously out the window. Is anyone following me."
- Egg_Discord"There's gotta be something at the con we can use."
- HTBK"That's right, Sunfire. You were a human, with a camera, and you got wasted."
- HTBK"You woke up like this. We're not staying this way."
- Sunfire"Oh, right! The convention! That was a lot of fun, right? Yeah, I got tore up pretty bad."
- Writefag4"Convention center? Okay. Its going to be a longer trip."
- GlobebuttThe convention ended two days ago, but if you want to go to Stuttgart, you're going to have to return the
- rental in Walderheim and take the train from there, or risk it driving on the Autobahn.
- HTBKGod damn. Wait, a whole two days?
- Sunfire(I don't know where any of these places are~)
- HTBKI check my memory. Did we anger any gypsies, run over any fences, or spit on the hospitality of any farmer-
- types?
- Globebutt(Irrelevant, Sunfire! You're with Master! Master will know where to go.)
- Sunfire(Shush you.)
- Writefag4"Well. Do we steal this car and head there directly or return this like good littler tourists?
- Sunfire(Also, you never pick up on my hints to possibly comment on my situation.)
- GlobebuttYou don't remember any of that, HT.
- HTBK"Yeah. we went to the pony convention, because we were humans. Clear?"
- SunfireI search through my memories of the convention.
- GlobebuttThe convention ended Sunday afternoon, and it's Tuesday morning now.
- Egg_Discord"I don't remember pissing anyone off on our way here. Either way, I think the car may be our safest bet
- right now. Stealing or not, we can't go out in public like this. It's not like they have a tracking device in the
- van, right?"
- HTBKDid we stop by any horse-themed restaurants? Attend any weird parties? Witness any mass suicides? Raid the toy
- store of the damned?
- GlobebuttYou didn't raid the toy store of the damned, but HT did buy a nice plushie. (Nurse Redheart, for the
- record.)
- HTBKDid we...*gasp*...look directly into the eyes of a Fluttershy fursuit?
- Writefag4"Of course they do. Wouldn't you if you were renting out a car. Lets just drive it. We still have it for
- a few days."
- GlobebuttThere were no fursuiters dressed as Yellowquiet, either. Not even at that crazy party Sunday night.
- Egg_Discord"Sounds good to me. HT, Sun, you guys cool with borrowing the van for a little longer?"
- Writefag4"Right I think we do anyway." I start keying in the destinations on the GPS.
- Writefag4I have no idea how we'd explain this on the train.
- HTBK"Crazy party Sunday night, plushie...shit, did you guys grab a Nurse Redheart doll on the way out?"
- Sunfire"Sure, whatever, that sounds good. We gotta do what we can to get this mess sorted out."
- Writefag4"2 furries. 2 ponies and 1 sleeping dude."
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI crack up despite myself.
- HTBK"Pffft. You *do* like like ghetto furries."
- Globebutt(Mein Gott, Mutter! Ist ein pony!)
- GlobebuttQuake snores loudly, almost as if on cue.
- Writefag4Okay. I start driving. How fuel efficent is this thing how far do we get on one tank?
- TwiAnon(So uh... where do I post my stats?)
- HTBK(Du weißt, ich hasse Phantasie, mein Sohn.)
- HTBK(Rightabouts here, Twi.)
- GlobebuttAll right, pause for a moment.
- TwiAnon(Okay)
- GlobebuttDump 'em here, I'll write you in, have you roll pony and ponification level, and try to work you into the
- plot.
- Sunfire(Also Globe is not impressed by me reciting various things about my character's background apparently.)
- Writefag4(Could we maybe pick you up at a gas station? We'll probably have to stop.)
- Globebutt...Maybe after dinner, though?
- Sunfire(Because I dunno what else to do.)
- GlobebuttI took your pony level back a whole thing, Sun. I just didn't get to read them all in detail because
- Write was getting apples stuck on her horn at the same time.
- Writefag4(I can help Twi set up a character if you want to go eat.)
- HTBK(as can I.)
- Sunfire(was trying to get it below 8 >.>)
- TwiAnon(That would be awesome.)
- Writefag4(Oh I just noticed the Skeleton ghost on the first pony. 2Spooky)
- HTBK(So, Twi. Do you want me, the mysterious sadist from nowhere, or Writefag, the honest dependable everyman who
- you've known?)
- Globebutt(D20 for pone. It's your choice if 19 or 20. Reroll if 9, 16, 10, 4, or 12.)
- Ewo(I kinda want to have a character)
- HTBK(You know, Ewo, it's nice when you mention these things beforehand.)
- GlobebuttRoll one up, then. Adding in batches is easier.
- Writefag4(Oh you're back. You can make one too probably.)
- TwiAnon(I like Writefag4, they are familiar to me.)
- Writefag4It doesn't really matter who it is.
- HTBKAre we officially adjourned for dinner right now?
- SunfireI believe so, yeah.
- Egg_DiscordIndeed we are.
- GlobebuttYou mean you like Will-o-Wisp, or Writefag?
- Writefag4You have 6 stats: Athletics, Charisma, Stealth, Talent, and Reaction. You also have Mental fortitude.
- Ewo(I'm sorry, I just didn't know when to bring it up and I was debating whether or not to)
- HTBKVery good then.
- SunfireJust whenever would have been fine, it'd be a matter of how to work you into the story.
- Writefag4Most is pretty simple. Reaction is more combat ability. Talent is how good you'll be at pony things.
- GlobebuttYeah, I'm on lunch break. (Just remember, HT; 21 point buy this time.)
- Writefag4Mental Fortitude is how well you restist pony impulses.
- TwiAnon(How many points do I get to spend in Stats?)
- HTBKYeah, 21. I think Write's got this.
- HTBK21, Twi.
- Writefag421. But no stat can be 0.
- TwiAnon(Thanks.)
- Writefag4Also 10 is the max except for Fort which is 5.
- HTBKWe took out the freebies?
- Writefag4So no making yourself mind shielded.
- GlobebuttIt's factored in.
- SunfireJust flattened it in a way that it makes sense to explain
- HTBKOh, good point. I should edit that in.
- Sunfirethe sum of your stats have to add up to 21
- GlobebuttArright. Actually leaving now.
- Sunfireas a way of phrasing it
- TwiAnon(Am totally going to self insert in this and I don't even care.)
- TwiAnon(That feel when DM gives me someone else's pony)
- Writefag4So like Write has: ATH 2, Cha, 6, Stealth: 3, Talent 6, Reaction 1, and Mental fortitude of 3.
- Writefag4High mental is probably the most useful since it'll help slow the transformation but its up to you.
- Sunfirefor this game we've been just using the gallery of random OCs found on the internet
- Writefag4You'll get a random one of those.
- TwiAnonWord.
- Writefag4You'll also be a random amount that pony. It depends on your hidden PON score.
- SunfireIn this game I am ice cream pone (third picture)
- HTBKEveryone else self-inserted last game.
- HTBKI appear to be hatpone.
- Sunfire"hidden" you can keep track of it
- TwiAnonA lot of these OCs looking fucking horrifying
- TwiAnonlook*
- Writefag4I think I'm 2Spooky down there. Hard to tell.
- Sunfireand it is often somewhat desirable to know what it is about at for the mental behaviors on the higher end.
- SunfireThe game punishes you for wanting to act adorable though
- Writefag4And yes some aren't as good. Once we get to 20 I'm assuming we'll start pruning the less desireable ones
- replacing them with better ones.
- Egg_DiscordI'm pony Wreck-it-Ralph
- Writefag4But if the pool is too small you could probably work out which one you were too easily.
- Sunfirealso in this game when rolling initial PON I have to get a 6. Always.
- Writefag4You're halfway there anyway.
- SunfireI even got it again when globe gave me a reroll on it
- HTBKJust like Jared.
- Sunfirei've never not been the little pone
- Sunfirebut that's okay.
- Egg_DiscordI've never even been full pone. Last time, I started off human, and only my genitals, tail, hair and
- eyes changed.
- SunfireI'm blaming HT for my downward spiral though
- TwiAnonSo
- TwiAnonLike this?
- TwiAnonHUMAN Name: Alex Race: Caucasian Age: 26 Sex: Male Background: Just another bored human being, making ends
- meet relatively well as a call center representative. Is a bit willful and can act contrary for the sake of
- disagreeing. Alex behaves haphazardly and every aspect of their person reflects that, right down to the poorly
- matched clothing. SKILLS Athletics: 2 Stealth: 4 Charisma: 4 Fortitude: 4 Talent: 5 Reaction: 2
- Sunfirealthough I drug HT down with
- Writefag4Seems good. Though we might end up just calling you by your handle. Easier that way.
- Sunfireyeah, it's unfortunately easier to know who is being talked about if we just use handles
- TwiAnonThat's fine too
- EwoI'll just kind of copy that template if that's alright
- TwiAnonIt's fine with me
- TwiAnonD'awww
- TwiAnonThat blue pony with the moon Cutie Mark and braids is pretty adorable
- TwiAnonSo there IS hope for some OCs x:
- Writefag4You're pretty much set then. Once globe gets back you'll need to roll a d20 and a d6 to see how pony you
- start.
- Sunfireoh and our roller thing
- Sunfirehttp://rolz.org/group
- Sunfirejoin group WU, AH
- GlobebuttDo it now.
- GlobebuttDid Ewo roll up anything?
- EwoI've got it, just need to move it here
- Writefag4Not yet.
- GlobebuttAnd TwiAnon, if you want people to call you Alex, you'll probably have to rejoin as such.
- Globebutt(I suggest opening a new tab, then closing this one.)
- TwiAnon left the chat.
- Alex joined the chat.
- AlexI joined room WU,AH
- GlobebuttPerfecto.
- Globebuttspace between comma and A
- AlexOh
- EwoName: Ewo|Race: Caucasian|Age: 18|Sex: Male|Background: A hardly employed human with really bad money skills,
- he tends to switch between being really introverted and somewhat annoying. He pretty much only wears jeans and a
- white hoodie.|Skills: Athletics: 3, Stealth: 3, Charisma: 4, Fortitude: 3, Talent: 6, Reaction: 2
- AlexAnd a D6?
- HTBKYep.
- HTBKRole yo D6.
- AlexOh man
- AlexI'm far along
- HTBKNot *too* far.
- Writefag4(At this point I don't think anyone is under a 4.)
- GlobebuttPretty far along.
- Sunfire8 like me is "pretty far along"
- SunfireI was at 9
- GlobebuttQuake is, but he's in a coma.
- Egg_Discord(What's my level so for, Globe?)
- GlobebuttHe really hit the sauce.
- Writefag4(How does he sleep?)
- Egg_Discord(*far)
- Globebutt4.9.
- Egg_Discord(alright.)
- Writefag4Suprisingly the guy with a 2 shot down to 8.
- Writefag4Or did HTBK start with 3?
- HTBKI started with 3, and I think I'm only at 6-and-change.
- Writefag4(nevermind its not important.)
- GlobebuttStarted with 3. Is now at 6.8.
- HTBKAh, I was off by one.
- SunfireI think my playstyle is just prone to pushing it to the limit
- Sunfirebecause >am pone >be cute
- HTBKYou should've seen Jared.
- GlobebuttOh, man.
- HTBK>Am pone> be cute> start making the puppy eyes and attempting suicide unless he gets cuddles
- AlexAnyone in here actually have Fortitude 5?
- Globebutt...Does anyone have his texting page still up?
- GlobebuttMost of 'em do.
- SunfireI do
- AlexAlso, how do you 'lose' ponification levels?
- Sunfire(to fort 5)
- Writefag4Its hard to lose them before 6 but it takes a lot of talking to at that point.
- Sunfiredo things that trigger reinforcement of human identity
- GlobebuttI only had three last time. I kind of suffered for it. I was at 7 point something last count.
- Writefag4I've never seen anyone go back up above 6 I think.
- HTBKI have fort 5. And my hidden GM's manual says...touching heart-to-hearts, doing things to enforce human
- identity...
- HTBKAnd buckets of icewater and electroshock therapy.
- AlexThere is a hidden GM manual?
- HTBKAnd sometimes bitchslaps.
- AlexCan I see it after?
- AlexI may wish to run this for friends
- HTBKSure, Alex. But...
- HTBK...Huh.
- HTBKOkay, sure.
- Writefag4Ewo? You still here?
- HTBKIt's just guidelines for pone levels and whatever.
- GlobebuttWell, there's really just the rules page. Otherwise, we're makin' shit up as we go.
- AlexThat sounds like useful info to me
- Sunfirejared said he'd be on around 8 or so
- Sunfireon the text polling thing
- Globebutt(The Klingons and the Romulans will pose no threat to us~)
- Writefag4What time zone?
- GlobebuttOkay, coo'.
- HTBK1—No physical changes, minimal mental changes; urges can only be triggered by strong stimuli. 2—Hair and eyes,
- along with small changes to sensory organs. 3—Physical changes have hit the halfway, now. That means genitals,
- ears, and tail. 4—This is where things get harder to conceal. Fur, flattened out teeth. Wear a jacket. 5—Vestigial
- wings and initial loss of dexterity. Oooh dear. 6—WHOOOOOOA WE HALFWAY THEERE. In otherwords, poni'd physically.
- Here on out it's mental. Rule of thumb says 7 is memory loss, 8 is when they pick a master, 9 is the 11th hour,
- and 10 is gone unless you do something hilariously drastic.
- GlobebuttEST; GMT-5.
- HTBK^The biggun
- AlexThanks
- HTBKFeel free to alter/disregard that, by the way.
- AlexOkay.
- HTBKEverything but the G-doc is optional.
- HTBKAnyway.
- Writefag4Also never go shopping. Ever. Produce sections are killer.
- SunfireI've been trying to play the table straight
- SunfireIt's a slippery slope
- HTBKProduce sections are killer, yeah.
- HTBKAnd so was the coffee.
- GlobebuttNo need to tell ,Jitterbeans.
- HTBKI wonder if the next time we visit the inserts should be, like, resident Evil 2.
- HTBKBut with pone instead of zombies.
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- Alex>shaves, dons disguise, goes into work anyway trying to cover excess apendages
- GlobebuttThis look right?
- AlexI LOSE LEVEL NOW!?
- AlexLooks good to me
- HTBK*Unfortunately you work at a farm. BAD END*
- GlobebuttWell, HT already tried shaving. I wasn't ready to make an unprecidented move like giving humanity points
- before six pony points, so.
- GlobebuttEwo, good with you?
- EwoYep
- GlobebuttThen we go!
- Writefag4I assume group A is just driving at the moment.
- GlobebuttAssuming everyone's here. Roll call. Alex, Ewo, HT are already here. W4, Sun, Egg?
- Writefag4(Unless you want them to catch us outside the store.)
- Egg_Discord(ready when you are)
- HTBKRed five, ready.
- Writefag4(Charge me Doktor)
- SunfireDo I still have to be Strawberry?
- Alex(ready)
- Sunfire(brb sec)
- Globebutt(Ja vohl!)
- EwoI'm here
- Globebutt(Well, yes, but HT isn't master any more.)
- Egg_Discord(I hope I don't go any more pone, because Sun and I might.. you know.)
- GlobebuttSo. You all head for the Autobahn, yes?
- Writefag4(Or the gas station if its convienent.)
- Sunfire(das autobahnennnnnnenenennenennenennennen sprechen ze deutsch wunderbar)
- GlobebuttLucky you! There's a gas station right before the highway. Not much else around, except for forest and
- pastureland.
- GlobebuttFilled with cows and horses.
- HTBK(I hope I don't get any more, because sun and I might...but...lesbian.)
- Globebutt(Lesbian butts, eh.)
- Writefag4(I'm saying if its a convient place to meet them.)
- GlobebuttSo you weren't looking to refuel?
- Egg_Discord(We probably should. Autobahn's quite a ways away, Write.)
- Writefag4(Its up to you. Unless you plan for us to meet in a car crash the gas station might be a good place to
- meet the other two. Unless you plan for us to meet them closer to the con.)
- Alex(I'm almost 100% pony, why would I be hanging out at a gas station? XD)
- Writefag4(You need fuel for your vehicle?)
- Alex(I can drive?)
- Writefag4(I'm assuming you and Ewo are together for some rason.)
- Writefag4(Neither of you should it looks like.) Okay stragiht for wherever the gas meter tells us.
- GlobebuttYou can drive at ponification level five.
- GlobebuttI speak from Jitterbeans' personal experience.
- HTBK(You definitely can.)
- GlobebuttYou can also chew coffee beans. It's quite tasty and she could highly recommend it.
- Egg_Discord(Yes.)
- HTBK(Oh yes)
- HTBK(Also, Write is best master.)
- Sunfire(HT just accelerates your ponification.)
- HTBK^How to turn the entire party into a brawl.
- Sunfire(anyway. focus!)
- Writefag4(Huh. Write is totally an enabler. He just keeps you locked between 7 and 8.)
- Egg_Discord"I'm gonna go in for snacks. I can pass off being sun burnt right now. You guys want anything in here?"
- HTBK"Beef Jerky. For all of us."
- Sunfire"Ice cream!" I happily chime in.
- Writefag4"No, I"m good." I glance down at the bag of apples.
- GlobebuttThose are some mighty fine apples, Writefag.
- Writefag4I already ate one.
- Sunfire(oh god why do you have apples in the party van)
- GlobebuttAnd Egg, are you sure that your ears and tail will come off as "normal"?
- GlobebuttThere is a hat in the car.
- GlobebuttYou might try it on.
- Writefag4I suppose that one that I speared might go bad soon if I don't eat it.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBK"Egg. Egg, don't go."
- Egg_Discord"Alright. I'll be back." I then walk inside, making sure I wear the tourist hat with my tail tucked in.
- Egg_DiscordI stop. "What's the matter, HT?"
- GlobebuttHT is clearly upset.
- HTBK"Writefag, are you gonna take over bitchslap duties?"
- GlobebuttHer master is leaving, and he's taking the hat!
- Writefag4Yeah. Sure. I can do that.
- HTBK...
- Writefag4"I took a course on pimpslapping online. Should be able to handle it."
- Egg_Discord"...You want the hat, don't you?"
- HTBK"Just...just take it..."
- Egg_Discord"Alright. You want me to smack you before I go?"
- Globebutt(o bby)
- HTBK"...No."
- Writefag4"Just go."
- Egg_Discord"Alright, alright." I leave for the mini store to grab beef jerky, ice cream, and some tasty Doritos.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKMy eye twitches again.
- Writefag4I glance down. "You holding up?"
- GlobebuttThe sight of the jerky's off-putting at best. You sure you really wanna grab that?
- HTBK"..."
- SunfireI just sit in silence, glancing around. The headache has relieved itself somewhat, which makes me seem
- happier.
- HTBK"GIMME BACK MY HAT YOU BASTARD"
- HTBKI throw myself at the car door with a *thud*.
- Writefag4Its slappin time!
- Sunfire"Hey! Calm down!"
- GlobebuttThe car door produces an equal and opposite "thud" to the one made by Freeze.
- Writefag4Roll for reflex pony!
- Sunfire(wait what)
- GlobebuttYou gettin' slapped.
- HTBK10. Hatpone gets a bitchslap.
- Egg_DiscordI grab the ice cream and Doritos, but I pause for a moment before grabbing the jerky anyway. I take it
- all up to the front counter. "How much will this be, man?"
- Writefag4"Now I think you said to do it twice if you tried to steal it. We good?"
- GlobebuttThe man scans the items without looking up, and places them all in a bag.
- Egg_Discord(Ewo, Alex, now would be a good time to come in.)
- HTBKI blink the stars out of my eyes. And then I look up at Write, eyes wide and lips quivering.
- Globebutt"Zehn Euro, bitte," he responds.
- Writefag4"Why do you even want it so much?"
- HTBK"B-but the hat..."
- Globebutt(I've got another entrance planned later in I think might be better.)
- Egg_DiscordI hand him the ten, without really understanding what he said.
- GlobebuttThe answer should be obvious, Writefag!
- GlobebuttIt's branded right there on her flank!
- HTBK"It's...my hat..."
- HTBKI make the puppy...pony...eyes.
- Writefag4"No I bought it. Its my hat."
- HTBK"...Can I have it?"
- Globebutt"Danke," responds the cashier.
- GlobebuttHe still hasn't looked at Egg yet.
- Writefag4"You know. I don't want to slap you. You want to rethink that question?"
- SunfireI just cover my ears and try to ignore HT and Write.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI sigh and slink back to the passenger seat, where I take my place by Sun.
- HTBK"Fine..."
- Egg_DiscordI give him a thumbs up and leave, doing my best to not let him see my face.
- Calc joined the chat.
- Writefag4"Try to think if you really want it or just have some lust for it."
- Writefag4"If you can think of a rational reason why you want it I might give it to you."
- Sunfire(heyooo)
- CalcThis now the official chat?
- Egg_DiscordI then walk out of the store, only to see the scene unfold before me.
- Globebutt(This is the RPG chat. We're playing WU,AH.)
- Egg_Discord(Not really. This is the official Pony TF chat.)
- Writefag4(No this is the RP chat. Todays topic. HATS)
- Sunfire(This is a pone RP chat. The old one is still the official chat.)
- HTBK(Yep. This is WU, AH.)
- HTBK"I...want to..."
- Calc(Right.. I'll keep this open then. And watch.)
- HTBKHe narrows his eyes.
- HTBK"I want to...wear it?"
- Writefag4"Why?"
- GlobebuttDamn straight, HT.
- GlobebuttIt's what you were born for!
- Sunfire"That's usually what you do with hats," I sarcastically chime in.
- Writefag4"Because thats circular logic."
- Calc(So.. What
- Calc(What's going on?)
- GlobebuttYou'd do well working for Robin Walker.
- HTBK"No it's not. Wanting to wear a hat isn't circular logic, that's bootstrapping."
- Writefag4(HTBK is pony. Want hat.)
- HTBKAt the thought of Robin Walker, I have to suppress a squee.
- Sunfire(Egg is in a gas station convenience store buying some things, me, HT, Write... a snoozing Quake are in a
- van)
- Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
- Writefag4"Hmmm. I'll have to look that up. but it still doesn't seem to be a great argument. Why do you want to
- wear the hat/"
- Globebutt has deleted a photo.
- HTBK"...Because I want to?"
- Sunfire(woah I accidentally closed the chat.)
- HTBKI cock my head. What a silly question.
- Egg_DiscordI hope they hurry up soon, because the ice cream is going to melt soon.
- Writefag4I sigh.
- GlobebuttEgg can't see too well through the lightly tinted windows, but your Writefag and HTBK are arguing up a
- storm.
- Globebutterr
- Writefag4"Is there a reason you want the hat or it only because its what you're got tattooed on your butt?
- GlobebuttForget the "Your writefag". That was a typo, not an implication.
- Sunfire"Where's Egg and my damn ice cream..."
- Writefag4I turn to look outside.
- HTBK"Do I have a..."
- HTBKI check my flank.
- HTBK"...Dear God, it all makes sense."
- Writefag4"Don't just stand there. STALKER"
- Egg_Discord"Fine." I open the door and set the food inside, handing the jerky and ice cream up front. Meanwhile, I
- open up my sweet crunchy cheesy goodness.
- Writefag4I pause a moment and check myself.
- HTBKI take a moment to stare at my flank, and then I bite my lip. My ears are flat against my head, and then:
- HTBK"WHAT KIND OF BITCH-ASS HONKY FAGGOT WEARS A HAT FOR A SPECIAL TALENT?!"
- Writefag4(Oh jesus. Thers the hat its on his head.)
- Egg_Discord(Unlike you, though, I'm not afraid to smack a ho)
- SunfireI try to hold the tub of icecream between my hooves, but I struggle with figuring out how to open it.
- GlobebuttRoll fort.
- Sunfire(3)
- GlobebuttYou briefly consider smashing your way through the top of the tub, but quickly think better of it.
- HTBK"Hmmph."
- Writefag4(Could I make a Talent roll?)
- HTBKI sit down right next to Sun, seething with anger.
- GlobebuttSure. What's it for?
- HTBK"A hat. A damn hat..."
- Writefag4(To assist. while not paying attention.)
- Writefag4I'm focused on the GPS. "Huh? Oh." I don't turn away but think about the tub opening.
- HTBK"I have a *hat* on my butt!"
- HTBK"That...*THAT* is the outside of enough!"
- GlobebuttBut it's a very nice hat, HT.
- HTBKThat it is.
- GlobebuttIt could have been a lot worse! Your special talent could have been radiators.
- Writefag4(Does it open? Or am I not pony enough?)
- GlobebuttWhat was your roll?
- Writefag4(4)
- Writefag4(My talent is 6)
- Globebutt(Six base, plus four.)
- Egg_DiscordI keep my eye on HT as I set the hat down. I WILL wreck his shit if he touches the hat and loses it
- again.
- mckinnley has locked the chat.
- GlobebuttA spooooky red glow envelops the top of Strawberry's ice cream tub, and it opens up, flips over, and
- lands neatly on the floor.
- Egg_Discord has unlocked the chat.
- Writefag4"Right are we ready to go? I'd like to get there as soon as possible."
- Egg_Discord"..."
- GlobebuttIt's scary, but now Strawberry can get to her delicious, delectable ice cream!
- Sunfire"Aah! What was that?"
- GlobebuttFort check, Strawberry Freeze.
- Egg_DiscordAll I can do is stare at what unfolded before me.
- Writefag4"What was what?"
- Sunfire(10)
- Sunfire(fort checks are a losing prospect with me :|)
- Egg_Discord"I... think you just opened Sun's ice cream with your mind..."
- GlobebuttYou suddenly decide it really doesn't matter and start devouring the ice cream, sticking your face right
- in.
- mckinnley(sorry for locking chat, meant to hit scroll lock)
- HTBKThat was cool. After a moment, I speak up.
- GlobebuttDamn, it tastes good. (What flavor was it?)
- HTBK"Hey, Sun? can I have some?"
- Globebutt(Also, roll PON.)
- Writefag4"I uh. What?"
- Sunfire(10 again. fuuuuck)
- GlobebuttYou stop eating at once. Anything for Master!
- Writefag4"Lets just. Go."
- Writefag4(I don't want to keep anyone out of this for longer than we have to.)
- SunfireI offer the tub to HT without even finishing licking the bits left over on my chin. "Here you go, Master~"
- Egg_Discord"Oh no. Not again!"
- HTBKI let out a small giggle before following her lead and sticking my face in it.
- GlobebuttWritefag burns rubber as she peels out of the gas station lot.
- Writefag4Autobahn. Prepare yourself.
- Calc(How many points are each of the players on?)
- Writefag4Or rather. Writefag prepare yourself for the Autobahn.
- Sunfire(9.0 PON)
- Calc(You're nearly gone Sunfire.)
- Egg_Discord"Write! HT! Sun's losing it again!"
- Globebutt(Nah, I took you back down to 7 for a while. You just went back up to 8 there.)
- Sunfire(oh. okay. I would have appreciated knowing.)
- HTBKAs I pull my face out, I like my nose clean and poke Sun's chest.
- Sunfire(8 is probably the most fun imo)
- HTBK"you're a silly pony."
- Writefag4"Should I pull over?"
- SunfireI giggle, grinning widely. "If you say so, Master."
- Egg_Discord"We better! It looks like HT's going as well!"
- GlobebuttThe road out of town isn't really any proper highway. It's more of a two-lane road, through twisty
- mountain passes and along high mountain lakes.
- HTBK"...Going where?"
- Egg_Discord"HT! You need to snap out of it! You're turning into a pony again!"
- Writefag4"I pull over at the nearest stop. (As much as I'd like to attempt a telekinetic slap its probably not the
- best idea."
- HTBKI look at my hoof and chuckles.
- HTBK"No shit!"
- HTBKI idly lick Sun's cheek.
- Egg_Discord"HT! You're not a pony, though! You're a veterinarian! You're not even a girl!"
- GlobebuttIt's about... let's say five minutes before you can find a place to stop.
- SunfireChuckling as HT licks some of the ice cream residue off my cheek, I return a nuzzle and curl up with HT on
- the carseat.
- GlobebuttThese /are/ the alps.
- HTBK"Full-grown mare, thank you very much..."
- GlobebuttRoll fort, HT.
- Writefag4"Hey HTBK.
- HTBK(7.)
- Egg_DiscordI begin shaking both of them desperately. "No! You are a middle aged man who works with helping animals
- for a living!"
- HTBK(3.)
- HTBKI narrow my eyes.
- HTBK"...Oh, yeah."
- Writefag4"Nevermind." I swerve on the road.
- GlobebuttYou do enjoy spending time with Strawberry, Sun Bonnet.
- Egg_Discord"HT! Help me talk some sense into Sun!"
- HTBK"But I'm Sun. Why am I going to be talking to myself?"
- Writefag4(HT is sun)
- HTBKI poke Egg's nose.
- HTBK"Would you put me down?"
- GlobebuttWritefag4 is clearly confused.
- Writefag4(Oh wait. Sunfire.)
- Writefag4(There are two suns.)
- Egg_Discord"Gah! No. YOu're HTBK, He's Sunfire, and the guy driving the van is Writefag4! Remember, man!"
- HTBK(WU, AH: The Twin Suns.)
- SunfireI giggle at Egg's antics. "Master, are you alright?"
- Globebutt(So who's on first?)
- HTBKI roll my eyes and shoot a grin at Strawberry.
- Egg_Discord(That's right, globe)
- HTBK"I'm fine, Straw. Egg's just being silly again."
- Writefag4Pull over stop hard. Anyone not buckeld in prepare to eat the seat in front of you.
- Egg_Discord"Gah! I'm not getting anywhere with these two! Write, help me here!"
- Calc left the chat.
- HTBK"WHOA NELLY"
- HTBKI eat Dashboard, and land on the console with a *thud*.
- GlobebuttIce cream and ponies smack against the dash!
- SunfireI cling onto the seat as hard as I can.
- Sunfire(and fail at it)
- Writefag4(Wait I thought you were in back?)
- Egg_DiscordI smack into the seat in front of me.)
- Sunfire(HT and me were in shotgun. I was originally on HT's lap until that stopped existing)
- Writefag4Oh. I probably wouldn't have done that then. Too dangerous.
- HTBKI blink up at the ceiling, starry-eyed.
- HTBK"...Did we crash?"
- GlobebuttPonies and ice cream do not smack against the dash!
- Writefag4My impression is you'd bounce off the back seat. (Sorry. We'll just go with it though.)
- HTBKOh. ALRIGHT THEN
- Writefag4(Not go with it. Then.)
- GlobebuttOr they do! It's very confusing for all parties involved.
- Egg_Discord"Write, if we don't do something fast, these two are gonna be gone!"
- Writefag4I unbuckle and jump out the cardoor and immediately go for the trunk.
- Sunfire(ponycrash superstate)
- HTBK"...Egg? I want a..."
- Writefag4"Just wait. I'm looking for something back here."
- Egg_Discord"NO! I'm not hugging you!"
- HTBK"I want a..."
- HTBK"Neck brace and a CAT scan."
- GlobebuttThere are countless things in the trunk.
- GlobebuttNone of them are neck braces or CAT scans.
- HTBK"Or...HORSE scan?"
- Writefag4I'm specifically looking for passports.
- Egg_Discord"...I'm sorry, HT. I don't think we packed either of those."
- GlobebuttWell. Where did everyone keep their passports?
- HTBK"Oh, a hug. That would be good, except I think you'd splinter my marshmallowy vertebe."
- Globebutt(I usually keep mine on my person, abroad.)
- Writefag4Writefag has tucked his in his pocket.
- Egg_DiscordMine is still in my pocket.
- HTBK"...A ha ha ha. I'm made of Marshmallow."
- HTBK"What the fuck."
- Egg_Discord"If I hug you, HT, you'll only get worse. Try to remember who you are. What do you do for a living?"
- Writefag4Really I'm looking for Sun's and HT's.
- Sunfire"E-everypony okay?" I mumble and shake my head.
- GlobebuttYou look at horses for a living!
- HTBK"I'm a doctor, Egg. Equine and small animal."
- GlobebuttEspecially small equines.
- HTBK"Everyone's fine, Straw..."
- Writefag4(Rolling to find.)
- Egg_Discord"That's almost right. But what kind of doctor are you? What kind of patients do you look at?"
- Writefag4(3)
- HTBK"Dogs, cats, ponies..."
- HTBK"This one time, we gave a laborador some knockout juice, right?"
- SunfireI examine the state of the ice cream.
- HTBK"Turns out, it was that really hallucinogenic stuff we use for transplants."
- Egg_Discord"That's right, HT. What kind of doctor looks at animals for a living?"
- HTBK"That thing was high as a kite for days..."
- GlobebuttSun, HT? Where did you keep your passports?
- Calc joined the chat.
- HTBK"An...animal Doctor?"
- HTBKMy passport would have been in my pants.
- Egg_Discord"Close, but what's the official term?"
- SunfireGenerically, in my stuff. Probably in one of those money belt things
- Egg_Discord"It starts with a v."
- HTBK"...Doctor of veterinary medicine?"
- Writefag4(I find suns then. HTBK's is under his seat probally with his clothes.)
- HTBK"Wait, no, that's a D."
- GlobebuttSo we can assume safely it's in your luggage and Writefag safely finds it. Is this before or after she
- runs into a plushie or two?
- Writefag4I slam the back shut.
- HTBKI'm going to say...before?
- HTBKI mean, after.
- Writefag4What?
- HTBKPants-checking, and all.
- Egg_Discord"You were close. Veterinary. What's the noun form of that word?"
- GlobebuttThe ice cream has melted a little, and some of it's spilled. Thankfully, though, it's solid enough that
- most of it's still there.
- HTBK"Veterinarian, but I prefer being called a doctor."
- HTBK"Oooh, did I ever tell you about eye surgery?"
- SunfireI mourn the spilt ice cream.
- HTBK"I literally have to cut open their eyes with miniature buzz saws!"
- Writefag4I come around to the side door and open it.
- Egg_DiscordI grimace at the thought of it, but it's helping him remember. "Tell me all about it, Doctor."
- GlobebuttYour sad pony tears are a moving tribute to the delicious taste of sweetened chilled cow's milk.
- Writefag4'ice' cold I grab the bucket and set it on top of the van.
- GlobebuttThe thought of miniature buzz saws interests you at least, Egg.
- Writefag4I give a glance back to Quake.
- Writefag4Maybe he's dead all this time and its just a recording of snoring.
- HTBK"Oh, yes. You cut it open and you put the patient down on the table, see? And someone else uses the breathing
- machine, so I take this magnifying glass and my saw, and I cut open the eyes. Did you know that if you're careful,
- you can cut the layers of the eye apart? You can. So I have to cut open the cornea and I insert a small
- jackhammer, and do away the cataracts..."
- GlobebuttJackhammers! Man, you love jackhammers!
- HTBK"Ooh, ooh, and cherry eye. I have to actually cut open the eye itself, and tuck the inflamed flesh back into
- it!"
- Egg_DiscordNo I don't. I don't work in construction.
- Writefag4"Okay sun. What happened back here."
- HTBK"So right now, you could have a bunch of little eye bits inside you!"
- GlobebuttYou sure wish you did, though! You should quit your old day job.
- HTBK"Like, you have a piece of eye, inside your eye! It's like...Eye-ception!"
- Egg_DiscordHow can I do construction work, though? I can't even lift a jackhammer, let alone use one.
- SunfireI'd rather not listen to Master talk about gross things like this, but still... have to 'cause Master.
- SunfireNot responding to Write if he's addressing me.
- Writefag4"Sunfire. I snap my fingers in front of her face."
- Egg_Discord"That... interesting, but most importantly, do you remember your name?"
- HTBK"Me, Write? Oh, it's...oh dear, Straw."
- GlobebuttSure you can! You're not that scrawny. Just look at your arms!
- HTBKI crane my head. Delicious pony tears are bad.
- HTBK"Oh dear, oh dear. Are you okay, Straw?"
- Egg_DiscordWell, they aren't exactly weak, but they're definitely not buff either.
- Sunfire"...some of the ice cream spilled" I manage to get out, sniffling.
- Globebutt(I thought we were going with Sun Bonnet. Are we going with Straw Bonnet now?)
- Egg_Discord"HT, focus on me right now! Tell me your mane!"
- HTBK"Oh no..."
- HTBK"Egg, hold on, Straw needs me."
- HTBKI wriggle around on the console into the passenger seat.
- Writefag4"Sunfire. Over here." I turn to HTBK "I've got this. Talk to Egg."
- Sunfire(two pones at once is a losing proposition in this I see)
- Egg_Discord"She's fine for now. We'll but her some more ice cream later."
- GlobebuttBut they are, Egg! You've got muscle to spare.
- HTBK"Look at her, she's crying! Don't be so cold..."
- Egg_DiscordHold on! I know what you're trying to do. Well, it's not gonna work. Nice try, thoughts.
- HTBKI extend a hoof towards Sun.
- Writefag4"I know. Hey Sun. Up here?"
- HTBK"Oh, there there..."
- Writefag4I'm leaned against the outside of the van.
- Globebutt(Not always, Sunfire. We were fine last game when you and I were pones, and when J and I were pones. It's
- because Master wasn't pone.)
- Egg_Discord'Dude, no use crying over spilled frozen milk, HT. Just say it right now! Your name! What is your
- name?"
- Writefag4I realise my tail is exposed to any drivers by.
- GlobebuttThankfully, not many people are driving by.
- GlobebuttTraffic's like what you might expect in a national park back in the States.
- SunfireI smile a little as Master comforts me, still not responding to name calls by Write.
- Writefag4(Really I doubt they'd stop in this situation.)
- Egg_DiscordI start playing "Through the Fire and the Flames in my head to drown out the voice
- Writefag4"SUNFIRE!" I shout and clap my hands.
- HTBK"Straw--no, no, Strawberry is her name. I'm HT...you know what, how do you pronounce "BK" anyway?"
- HTBK"I'm HT Bonnet now."
- HTBKI scratch Sun's ears, and poke her shoulder.
- Egg_Discord"No, Bonnet isn't right. It's BK"
- HTBK"You know what would be good? Roll over."
- Globebutt(That's the silliest and best thing I've heard all day.)
- HTBK"I don't tell you to call yourself Raisin Discord, now do I?"
- Globebutt(The HT Bonnet, that is.)
- Egg_Discord"No, HTNK! Don't you Dare!"
- Egg_Discord*BK
- SunfireI barely give Write any notice before looking back at HT. "Yes Master!" and eagerly roll over on the seat
- onto my back, tail swishing with anticipation.
- HTBKI giggle and blow a raspberry right into her belly. With a smile, I look up at Egg.
- HTBK"Don't what?"
- Writefag4"Oh no you" I grab Sunfire and remove her from the car.
- Egg_Discord"But that's not your name. You're a veterinarian who's brilliant and loves working with cats. You were
- telling me last night about your assistants who gave you a surprise birthday party a few months back!"
- GlobebuttFort check for Sunfire.
- Writefag4I think I can pull a pony out.
- Sunfire(8)
- Egg_Discord"Don't you have a wife or someone you really care about back home?"
- HTBKI glare at Egg.
- GlobebuttThe raspberry feels so right! (Roll for pone.)
- HTBK"I do *not* like working with cats, Egg."
- HTBK"They're pains in the ass."
- Sunfire(... 9)
- Egg_DiscordI start to dig through his pants, desperate to find his passport, then getting an idea.
- Egg_Discord"Oh, come on. It can't be that hard to handle a mangy cat."
- HTBKIt's right there in the pockets.
- Writefag4If I pull out sunfire I close the door behind me.
- HTBK"Oh yes it is. They hiss and spit and they *love* ripping open my coats and they claw at my fingers."
- HTBK"...Take care of Strawberry, Write!"
- Sunfire"Hey! Put me down!" I flail as Write yanks me out of the car.
- HTBK"Dogs, they don't do that. Cats, oh buggery to cats."
- Egg_DiscordI grab the passport as I go on. "But they're so cute and fluffy. You honestly expect me to believe that
- cats are that nasty?"
- Sunfire"I wanna be with Master!" I protest Write's hold on me.
- HTBK"Oh damn right I do..."
- HTBKI spare a sympathetic glance for Sun.
- HTBK"Don't worry, Straw. Write's a friend, you know he's good."
- Writefag4"So. You're calling him master now."
- Sunfire"What's it to you?" I cross my forelegs and pout.
- Egg_Discord"Yeah yeah. Next, you'll be telling me that declawing them is difficult too."
- Writefag4(I'm really sorry this is taking so long Spitfire and Ewo.)
- Globebutt(Twi and Ewo, care to join http://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw ?)
- Writefag4(I mean Twianon. Oh its really bad if I forgot who was joining.)
- HTBK"God damn it is. And it makes me shudder just to think about. I don't do declawing just for that."
- Alex(It's fine XD)
- Writefag4"Well its a sudden change don't you think?"
- Egg_Discord"That's a load. The easiest part is saying and neutering them."
- Writefag4I let go of her confident she can't open the car door with hooves. Or with me leaning against it.
- HTBK"Egg, must we wait around? The...Autobahn is only going to get worse during rush hour."
- Sunfire"Huh? What do you mean?" as I get set down on the side of the road.
- HTBK"Oh...oh, god damn no. Might not be my nuts, but it makes me shudder."
- HTBK"I mean, a guy needs those."
- GlobebuttYou're in the Alps! It's not gonna get too busy here ever.
- Writefag4"Well how about 3 days ago. Do you remember then? The pannels and stuff?"
- Writefag4Try to remember how you got here. To Germany.
- Egg_Discord"Good, good. We'll leave in a moment, but first, take a look at this." I then show him his passport,
- with his picture.
- SunfireI glance back at the car longingly for a moment, then look back at Write and think about what he asked.
- HTBKI roll my eyes at it.
- HTBK"Not my best picture."
- Writefag4"Well?"
- Egg_Discord"Exactly! That's you! Think back to the day you took it!"
- Sunfire"...It was a good time."
- HTBK"That slob at the immigration office took twenty minutes just to do a single picture..."
- Writefag4"Okay. Remember anything diffrent about yourself?"
- Egg_Discord"Great! Anything else?"
- Sunfire"I was drunk a lot in room parties!"
- HTBK"Some kid asked if I was driving a Studebaker."
- HTBK"They can't stand my wheels, you know?
- Writefag4"Quite a few of us were. Now was he with you?" I gesture to the van.
- Egg_Discord"Is that what kind of car you have?"
- Sunfire"Master? I ... think so, but he looked different."
- HTBK"What...*no*, Egg. Studebakers haven't been a thing since Hitler."
- Egg_Discord"Well, what sort of car do you drive?"
- Writefag4"Interesting. And how about you then?"
- HTBK"Volvo, naturally..."
- Globebutt(-.5 pone so far for HT)
- HTBK"Love that volvo. Nearly busted my nuts on the steering wheel that one time."
- Egg_Discord"Pfft! You drive one of those?"
- SunfireI look around a bit. I jump into the air a bit, landing slightly roughly. "I think my vantage point was a
- lot higher..."
- HTBK"Don't you dare, it's a very respectable car."
- GlobebuttIsn't it nice you can't do that any more, Sun Bonnet? Never bust your nuts again.
- Egg_Discord"Yeah, respectable for old timers like yourself!"
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKNever...
- HTBKAgain.
- HTBKAgain implies...
- Writefag4"I bet. There was another diffrence."
- Globebutt(You're remembering things again. PON 6.6)
- HTBKI poked between my legs.
- HTBK"...OH DEAR JESUS--"
- Egg_Discord"Calm down, dude! It's alright!"
- HTBK"...Quite."
- Egg_Discord"Here. Look at the name on this passport. Whose name does it say?"
- Mr.Jared(im here)
- HTBK"Well, on the plus side, my ex will never drug me and give me a do-it-yourself vasectomy with a steak knife
- ever again."
- SunfireSomething clicks with me and I start hopping in a circle around Write. "Yes! I remember! I wasn't a pony
- back then, I was more like you! I had to have been, because I was holding a beer!"
- Mr.Jared(what do?)
- HTBK"Harry Truman Ezekiel Jebidiah Ciaphas Black."
- HTBK"..."
- Writefag4(You might be able to join in soon. I'm not sure.)
- HTBK"And I seem to have changed genders."
- HTBK"..."
- HTBK"And Sun was..."
- Writefag4"Right. So if you were human he probably wasn't your master. More of a friend."
- HTBK"...Write, look away and plug your ears. I think I may cry."
- SunfireI suddenly stop. "It wasn't even a particularly nice one, just a fucking Beck's."
- Globebutt(Maybe we switch back to HT's game soon? Except Alex and Ewo are about ready to join in.)
- Egg_Discord"Good, go on." I say with a horrified look on my face. We're going back to that ex when he's finished.
- Writefag4(Yeah. I think HTBK was done. Might be easiest just to roll a new character for Jared. Or maybe let him
- take over quake and say it was Jared all along. Give him a free once since he started a 6 last time.)
- HTBK"...No. No, I don't want to."
- Writefag4(one.)
- HTBK(I was done at the time, but I can keep it rolling.)
- HTBK"I'm...going over here, now."
- Sunfire"Just a friend, huh..."
- Egg_Discord"Hold on!"
- HTBKI wiggle into the back of the van and curl up under the bench.
- HTBK"No, no thank you, I'm good here..."
- Writefag4"Yeah. Nothing wrong with it but theres no reason to call him master. It was kind of rude to ignore me so
- long."
- Egg_Discord"...Alright. You stay under there. While you're there, tell me about that ex of yours. What were you
- thinking marrying someone like that?"
- Globebutthttp://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw# J, join here. Alex and Ewo are discussing how we dovetail in
- their party to the main one.
- SunfireI blink. "I was ignoring you?"
- Writefag4"That or you had serious tunnel vision for him."
- Sunfire"I heard you calling for someone, but--"
- Writefag4"You hardly noticed when I took this away." I grab down the half tub from the roof.
- HTBK"I liked powerful women?"
- HTBK"...Can I have some...jerky?"
- Writefag4"Wait somone? It was you Sunfire."
- HTBK"Like, an entire tube?"
- Egg_Discord"Sure thing, HT. Here." I hand him the beef jerky.
- Sunfire"Strawberry. Why does everyone keep calling me that?"
- HTBK"Thank you."
- GlobebuttYou still do like powerful women, Sun Bonnet!
- GlobebuttAnd Strawberry, you know that's your name.
- HTBKI drag it under the bench and begin nibbling on it as I slowly rock back and forth in the fetal position.
- Sunfire(which, globe?)
- GlobebuttOh, sorry. Misread the previous sentence.
- Writefag4"Fine fine. One step at a time. Just remember that some things in your head might not be completely
- right. Just because you think its your name doesn't mean its true."
- HTBKI idly wonder if Strawberry is powerful...
- Egg_Discord"Relax, Ht. You're going to be fine. You're already remembering things about yourself."
- Egg_Discord"But seriously, the powerful ones are usually the ones who are gonna bust your balls in the end."
- Writefag4"You ready to get going?"
- HTBK"I noticed that..."
- HTBK"...Oh God. I didn't call anyone...you know...did I?"
- Egg_Discord"Thankfully, no. You'd have a handprint on your face if you did."
- SunfireI sigh. "This is some heavy shit."
- HTBK"And with Sun, I almost..."
- HTBK"Where's that rat poison?"
- Writefag4"Yeah. Now what should I do with this." I toss the cold tub from one hand to another.
- GlobebuttIt is tasty.
- Egg_Discord"Not yet, HT. You're not gonna do that again."
- GlobebuttYou could just eat it.
- SunfireI hop around under Write. "I'd love it!"
- Writefag4"If you want my opinion. Its probably best not to trust that mark on your butt.
- HTBK"...I guess there's no chance that I can get some cuddles back here?"
- Writefag4"I'd like to just leave it by the roadside. But I want you to make that decision."
- Egg_Discord"Clearly not until you're standing on two legs again, bucko. Hold on." I say to Write, "Just toss it.
- We don't want these two getting their hands on it again."
- Egg_Discord"How about a high five instead, HT?"
- HTBK"Egg, in the trunk, with my luggage. There is a small doll, slightly--oh *real funny, jackass*."
- SunfireI huff. "Fiiiine."
- Egg_Discord"I mean it, HT. Here." I hold my open hand out to him, waiting for him to slap it.
- Writefag4"Good we'll get through this." I set it down and head for the back and pop the trunk. "What is it?"
- Writefag4"What am I looking for?"
- HTBK>Open hand
- HTBK>Pone
- HTBK>Great idea
- Egg_Discord"He mentioned a small doll, Write."
- Egg_Discord"How about a fist bump instead?"
- Writefag4Searching... searching... searching...
- Egg_DiscordI say that quickly, realizing my mistake.
- HTBK"...Actually, uh...fingers...can you, uh..."
- SunfireI follow Write, resting my forehooves on the rear bumper watching him search.
- Egg_Discord"You're getting a fist bump and nothing else, HT."
- HTBK"You're a killjoy."
- Writefag4I breath out a small sigh. I was a little worried she'd go for it.
- HTBKBrohoofist!
- Writefag4I find a slightly lumpy something in HTBK's bag.
- Egg_Discord"Heh, look who's talking, Mr. Don't Get Too Drunk At The Tavern."
- Writefag4"This what I'm looking for?" I hold it up.
- HTBK"Hm. After Sun gets back in, I want to talk to her. Preferably with you as an intermediary."
- Mr.Jared(when do i come in?)
- Egg_Discord"Sounds good to me. Just say the word, man."
- Globebutthttp://stinto.net/en/chat.htm?refId=4g7lw# J
- Sunfire(what is my PON at now globe)
- Writefag4I open the door closest to HTBK and hand the package I found forward.
- HTBK"Are the words 'secular government'?"
- Globebutt8.9, last I checked.
- HTBK"Thank you, Write."
- HTBKI appropriate the doll and curl up around that in lieu of a living thing.
- Egg_Discord"..." I stare at him dumbfounded, not understanding what he just said.
- SunfireHave I gotten anything for working through memories and shit or were you too distracted again : P
- HTBK"What about 'armed rebellion'?"
- Writefag4"I think Sun should sit in front with me. With Egg and HTBK in back."
- GlobebuttI was distacted. I'll pop you back .3.
- Egg_DiscordI shake it off, ignoring his question. "So, that doll. What's the story behind it.
- HTBK"I bought it."
- Writefag4"Any objections? I'd like to get going."
- Egg_Discord"For who?"
- Egg_Discord"I'm good, Write."
- HTBK"Are the words...'Agrarian dissolution'?"
- Writefag4I open up the passenger door. for Sunfire.
- HTBK"I wanted something to put in my lobby."
- SunfireI hop in.
- HTBK"Have you ever seen a child whose dog is dying?"
- Writefag4I circle around and get in myself.
- Egg_Discord"...You've got a point. That sort of thing is really hard to deal with."
- Writefag4Then pull away to wherever the GPS takes us.
- HTBK"And when they know it...a little doll like this would've been good for them. To calm their nerves."
- Globebutt(Can we stall here for a sec? J's trying to roll a new guy.)
- HTBK(Sure.)
- SunfireI settle in to the seat, by myself. Trying to clear the cobwebs and mull over memories of drunken
- debauchery.
- HTBKI call up to the front.
- Egg_Discord(Sure thing)
- HTBK"Sun. I want to talk."
- Egg_Discord"But I'll talk for him, Sun."
- SunfireI freeze.
- HTBK"With you up there."
- HTBK"Egg, keep us apart."
- Sunfire"Okay."
- Writefag4"Its why I said you stay in back." I say as I watch the road.
- HTBKI stare up at the underside of the bench, holding the doll like I imagined a patient would have.
- Egg_Discord"Alright. Tell me what to say."
- HTBK"The laws of the world seem to have inverted themselves, Sun."
- HTBKI raise my voice enough to be heard up front, for now.
- HTBK"It is entirely possible for an animal to change species, now."
- SunfireI glance at Write as he drives, but mostly listen quietly to HT.
- HTBK"The changes seem to be triggered by...mental stimuli. And any sapient creature can only withstand a sustained
- mental assault for so long."
- Sunfire"Wait, what are you saying?"
- HTBK"Nothing, so far."
- Egg_DiscordI grow more and more concerned, thinking back to the voice I head earlier.
- HTBK"I'm saying that if it is possible to isolate the cause of this and reverse-engineer it, very good. Egg,
- Write...they're still more or less normal."
- HTBK"You and I have undergone dramatic and traumatic biological changes."
- HTBK"We might be...stuck."
- Sunfire"I ... see..."
- HTBK"And if we're...stuck...we can't spend our entire lives trying to control ourselves. We could try the poison,
- but...that stuff tastes terrible."
- Sunfire"All this is making my head hurt so much. Why us?"
- HTBK"I don't know why us. Maybe we pissed off God."
- Sunfire"How can we piss off something that doesn't exist?!"
- Sunfire(hipster~)
- HTBK"By saying things like that."
- Writefag4(Uh. Oh thread 404'd)
- Writefag4(I can get it while they're talking focused on driving.)
- HTBK(Godspeed.)
- Egg_DiscordI open my mouth to deter HT away from suicide, but say nothing. Given what I've just witnessed, killing
- themselves isn't looking as morally wrong anymore.
- Globebutt(Fuck, three hours. We slackin'.)
- HTBK"But if we're...stuck. It'll be you and me. I don't know how long we can hold onto ourselves, in
- that...event."
- HTBK"Either we kill ourselves or we...embrace it."
- Sunfire"W-We keep slipping, don't we?" I'm choking up saying this.
- HTBK"We keep slipping."
- HTBK"We'll be gone in a few days at the latest."
- Sunfire"I can't kill myself, man. I can't do it."
- Writefag4"Is that how you really feel? You're ready to give up?"
- HTBK"Prepare for the worst, Write."
- HTBK"If you can't kill yourself, Sun...I don't know what will happen to me, but you seem hard-set
- on...domestication."
- GlobebuttMaybe you should look outside. The Austrian alps outside are /quite/ lovely. (You crossed the border some
- time ago.)
- Writefag4"I don't know about you but when the worst is that bad I just ignore that possibilty."
- Sunfire"There's gotta be a way out of this, to get back to the way things were... Right?"
- Egg_Discord"He's got a point, Write. You've seen for yourself what almost happened to them. I can't blame them for
- wanting to kill themselves anymore."
- HTBK"I believe so, Sun. I think...we can fix this. I hope."
- Writefag4"No he doesn't. We haven't even come close to exhausing all our options. Why bother dwelling on the final
- shitty one."
- HTBK"But I cannot deny that there is a progressively louder portion of me ready to go through hell and high water
- to get my belly scratched. If it happens...what's our plan?"
- Sunfire"We're not going to kill ourselves, okay?! Not me, not you. We're going to pull through this, because we
- have no other choice." Tears stream down my cheeks.
- Calc left the chat.
- Egg_Discord"I know there's a way to reverse it. We'll figure something out. Be calm, you two." Sun's voice is
- making it difficult for me to not start tearing up myself.
- HTBK"I'm calm."
- HTBKI am calm. Alarmingly so. Nothing to stiffen the lip like impending death.
- SunfireI take the world's longest sigh. "We should probably try to stay away from each other unless we want
- trouble to happen again."
- Egg_Discord"I'm afraid you might be right, Sun."
- HTBK"We should."
- Globebutt(Y'all ready to pull into a town?)
- HTBK"I had asked Egg to smack us if we touched..."
- HTBK(I say we get going.)
- Egg_Discord(Let's do this.)
- Writefag4After the autobahn?
- GlobebuttAn hour has passed since you stopped off at the gas station.
- Writefag4Or just before?
- Writefag4I take a look at the GPS.
- Calc joined the chat.
- Writefag4"Okay everyone. Last chance for a bathroom break. I'd like to take the rest in one straight shot."
- GlobebuttYou're just outside of Füssen. It's a small town, but it's the biggest town you've seen all day.
- Egg_Discord"I'll gladly take that offer," I say, realizing that I gotta piss really bad at this point.
- Writefag4(Where are we stopping. Write would try to avoid anything populated. Ideal would be one of those rest
- stops that hardly anyone uses.)
- HTBKI have been shaking like a methhead on cold turkey.
- HTBK"Imokaythanksforasking"
- GlobebuttWell, I'll assume you get off the autobahn. You're heading north right now, and the town is to your
- right, or you could head left. There's a few houses, some farm fields, and a lake to that side.
- GlobebuttA few forests and thickets, too.
- Writefag4"Sun how about you?"
- SunfireI grumble a bit. "Yeah, I need to go soon, but I'm not liking the thought of how we're going to handle it."
- Writefag4"I guess its outdoors then." I say with a bit of a grimace. Neither option is too fun in my mind.
- HTBK"As I recall it is equine instinct for the tail to raise beforehand to prevent mess shouldn't be too bad."
- Writefag4"Thanks... I didn't need to know that."
- Egg_Discord"TMI, bro."
- HTBK"I thought it would be comforting."
- Sunfire"...No, not really."
- HTBK"Where's my shaving kit, this mane is getting annoying..."
- Egg_Discord"We can get it when we stop."
- Writefag4I swerve off towards the outskirts of town looking for a spot that would at least give us a little
- privacy.
- Mr.Jaredi am lurking
- Writefag4(Have you worked out how the others are going to join?)
- Writefag4(Because I could easily make it a trip into town.)
- HTBK"Should by with my shirt, pass it back here?"
- Sunfire(I'm hoping it's not while we're all trying to pee)
- Globebutt(Whichever. If they wanna give a holler when they think is good, I could handle that.)
- Egg_Discord"Sure. Sun, can you let me grab his shirt?"
- Writefag4(Which do you two want?)
- Globebutt(Three; J's joining in, too.)
- Writefag4(Or 3. If Jared is joining.)
- Alex(shrug)
- SunfireI shift, moving to allow Egg to grab at the shirt and stuff. "Just ... don't let him hurt himself."
- Alex(I know nothing about Germany. NOTHING)
- Writefag4"Guys did anyone pack any water?"
- Globebutt(Just tell us if Write's driving toward the town, or the lake.)
- Alex(I was kinda counting on you to decide where I was/what I was doing.)
- Writefag4(Nevermind that. Lake it is then.)
- Egg_Discord"I won't." I grab the shirt and hand it to HT, keeping a close eye on him.
- HTBK"Thank you."
- HTBKI remove the scissors, and...
- HTBK"God *dammit*."
- HTBK"I am starting to miss my fingers."
- Alex(Lake is fine with me.)
- Egg_Discord"Let me help you with that. How much you want chopped off?
- Ewo(Lake's fine I guess)
- Sunfire(Yeah, lake is fine.)
- Alex(Maybe we pulled off the road into the wilderness because I'M A FUCKING HORSE.)
- HTBK"All of it."
- HTBK"Or as much as you can."
- Writefag4Theres a small lake. We're heading there. I think I see whats left of an old building."
- GlobebuttThere's plenty of new buildings nearby, too, but thankfully, they're far enough away that it'll be easy
- to stay out of sight.
- Writefag4(I'm just thinking it might be an old campground building that went belly up.)
- Egg_Discord"Alright, then." I make sure to cut most of it off, leaving a little bit because I feel bad about
- cutting off his hair when he just got it back.
- Writefag4"What! Why are you doing this in the car!?"
- Writefag4I pull in. "You couldn't wait 5 minutes?"
- HTBK"Because I can't stand this thing anymore."
- GlobebuttYou've pulled off of a gray asphalt road into a farm field, across the way from some shrubs and a normal
- looking lake.
- Egg_Discord"I'll clean it up when we stop, alright? Besides, HT's suffered enough."
- HTBKI present my tail.
- HTBK"All of it, now."
- HTBK(Shame Globe is gone. This is GM gold.)
- Globebutt(Wot?)
- Writefag4"I guess I'll go first then. I step out of the car and start making the embarrasing choice of which
- shrubbery is best."
- HTBK(Whoops.)
- HTBK"Don't dawdle, Write."
- GlobebuttAs you step out, another car rushes by.
- Egg_DiscordI cut off most of the tail too.
- Egg_Discord"Oh shit! There's someone else here!" I scramble to put on the hat and glasses while wearing a jacket.
- HTBK(that, Globe. Trimming is GM gold.)
- SunfireI flatten down in the carseat when the other car rushes by.
- Writefag4I try to ignore it. But look to a spot a bit further from the road.
- Writefag4"Its not like they're going to stop."
- HTBK"Thank you. would you be a dear and pick my hooves?"
- Egg_Discord"Yeah, but if they even get a glimpse of me, we're done."
- Egg_Discord"...Why?"
- Writefag4"They'll just think they're seeing things."
- Writefag4I start off towards a likely candidate.
- Egg_DiscordI roll my eyes at Write.
- HTBK"they feel dirty, Egg."
- GlobebuttEgg, are you still wearing Sun Bonnet's hat?
- Writefag4"Hey would you belive it if you saw a random purple person standing outside their car."
- HTBK"I would in Germany, Write."
- Egg_Discord"...Alright, but that's all you'll get out of me, alright?" (I took the hat off)
- HTBK"The Germans are weird."
- HTBK"And my fetlocks?"
- SunfireI mostly tune out Egg grooming HT, and wait for Write to return so I can have a chance to go.
- Egg_Discord"You're what?"
- Egg_Discord*"Your what?"
- Writefag4I'm now trying to figure out my problems here. Its not easy.
- HTBK"Those tufts around my hooves."
- Writefag4After a while I give up. Performance anxiety. Maybe when I have a real toilet.
- Egg_Discord"...I guess that counts as hooves." I clean the hooves and Fetlocks. "There. I'm not grooming you any
- more in case you start losing it again."
- Writefag4I head back to the van. "Okay. I guess you're next sunfire."
- HTBK"You do realize that having the hallmarks of a pony stripped off me might yield a positive effect, right?"
- Egg_Discord"I'm next after her."
- Writefag4"Oh thats right." I go around and open the door.
- Egg_Discord"Yeah, I know. It's just... Grooming you like the toys? That sounds like it'd trigger some girly urges,
- if you get my drift."
- Alex(Is it safe to assume the speeding car is us?)
- SunfireI wait for Write to let me out of the van, hop out and quickly rush off into the brush and try to do my
- business as quickly as possible. "Just pretend you're drunk and gotta go in public..." I mumble to myself.
- HTBK"You're not styling it, you're shaving it. And you guys are killing me with all that waiting."
- Ewo(YES)
- Globebutt(Alex, read the damn other chat!)
- Writefag4(Oh while I was out did I happen to notice any sweet tats on my butt?
- GlobebuttLooks like a spoooooky swamp flame.
- Egg_Discord"Right. Let me clean the car out, though, okay?"
- GlobebuttAll purple an' shit. Looks neat, though!
- Writefag4I sit down in Sunfire's seat and pull the keys from the ignition.
- HTBK"If you must, Egg."
- SunfireIf nothing suspicious happens while doing my thing I'm just going to return to the van.
- HTBK"Girly...instincts..."
- HTBKI groan and look at my backside.
- Ewo(you're driving alex)
- Writefag4I set the keys down on the dash and give a hard stare at them.
- GlobebuttHold on, Sunfire.
- Egg_Discord"Okay." As I clean out the car, I try my best to not look at where Sunfire is, slightly curious if what
- HT said was true.
- GlobebuttThe other car is deciding if anything suspicious happens.
- Writefag4I raise my hand like a psychonaut.
- Writefag4(Rolling Talent.)
- Writefag4(4)
- HTBK"God *dammit*. Mare. fucking mare."
- HTBK"That's just the biggest load of..."
- GlobebuttAn eerie crimson glow surrounds the keys, and the they begin to float in the air!
- GlobebuttIt's almost like magic!
- GlobebuttRoll fort, Writefag.
- Egg_Discord"WHA! Write! Stop doing that... thing with your mind! You're freaking me out!"
- Writefag4(4 again. 4s for everything.
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI narrow my eyes.
- Writefag4"I don't know. I think its kind of cool."
- HTBK"Yep. Magic exists, medical science is a lie."
- Writefag4(Rolling another d10 to see if this talking makes me lose enough focus.)
- HTBK"...Hey, Write? Do you think you can fix my privates?"
- AlexFrom the window of the speeding car comes a very American "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! NO, YOU CAN'T INSPECT THE
- FOILAGE!" As the car swerves right and left, as thought two individuals are struggling with the wheel.
- Writefag4(2. I assume it drops.)
- HTBK(2 is actually a good roll.)
- Writefag4(Oh we're back to low being good. It seems to fluctuate with Globe sometimes.)
- Egg_Discord"WHAT?! HT, what did you say about your parts?!"
- Writefag4"Um. I think he was talking to me. And I don't know."
- Mr.Jared*is quiet*
- HTBK"You heard me, Egg."
- HTBK"...Is that a problem?"
- EwoI try to pull the parking break "I just want to look at the leaves!"
- Mr.Jaredhey dude
- Writefag4(What happned to Sunfire?)
- GlobebuttThe keys drop to the dash.
- Mr.Jaredstop
- HTBK"...Americans."
- Mr.Jaredgod damn it
- Mr.Jaredwhat the hell is gong on anyways?
- Sunfire(I'm still going to the bathroom, as somehow that is pivotal to the integration of the other group.)
- Egg_DiscordMy face is beat red right now at HT's statement.
- GlobebuttStrawberry is trying to piddle.
- Writefag4(So we're going with what formula for magic? Roll + talent?)
- HTBKI present my hindquarters to Egg.
- HTBK"You see that? Right there?"
- HTBK"Yeah. I want that fixed."
- Sunfire(I'm glad I'm not at the van though)
- Globebutt(Roll and magic, vs arbitrary check.)
- Writefag4(HTBK You crazy.)
- GlobebuttWritefag, roll fort.
- Writefag4(For what?)
- Egg_DiscordOhgodohgodohgodhisvaginaisinmyfacewhatdoIdo?
- Calc left the chat.
- HTBK"God, Strawberry is just taking the longest dump ever."
- Mr.JaredAlex...
- Ewo"I swear that guy was purple too!"
- Writefag4(Eggs the one with the facefull not me.)
- GlobebuttErr, Egg. I meant Egg had to roll fort.
- Egg_DiscordI want to correct him, but HT presenting himself to me has left me speechless. All I can do is stare.
- Mr.JaredWhat?! piurple people?
- Egg_Discord(9)
- Mr.Jaredgrab my camera!
- Writefag4I peek out the window hesitantly. What do I see.
- HTBKI sit back down and turn to Write.
- HTBK"So. Fix it?"
- Mr.Jaredturn around!
- Mr.Jaredthere were people back there
- GlobebuttHas your car stopped, Alex? Or are you still driving recklessly? Or... have you turned around, and is
- this only going to be the first pass?
- Egg_Discord(It figures. There's no way a guy with a horse dick is gonna be able to resist a Maregina that's right
- in front of him.)
- Alex(Does Ewo have to roll anything to pull the handbrake?)
- GlobebuttYou lick forward and take a deep sniff. Roll for pone.
- Writefag4(This looks like its just going to be a carcrash with no additional characters.)
- Globebutt(Nah, nothing to roll.)
- Egg_Discord(9 again. Here I go.)
- Mr.Jared(hmm?! what do you mean)
- Writefag4(The way you're fighting over the wheel and stuff. Or am I confused.)
- EwoI pull the parking brake back as hard as I can
- Mr.JaredHole sheet!!
- AlexThe car shudders to a halt when the brake goes up, and Alex slams on the service brake. "FINE! I DON'T EVEN
- FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! GET OUT!"
- Mr.Jaredwhat?!
- Mr.Jaredbut, i ahve places to be...
- Globebutt(Where and when are you? I don't think you're quite in sync with the other party yet.)
- HTBKAh-ah-ah-AAAAAAH AAAAGH JESUS WHAT
- AlexNo one. Cares. I just need some time to think!
- Sunfire(Waiting for sync...)
- EwoI happily get out of the car and start looking around
- Mr.JaredYou know what, screw you guys
- Alex(we were the car that sped by you.)
- Mr.Jaredil go to those people i saw a while back there
- GlobebuttEwo finds a tree. Roll fort.
- Egg_DiscordOh GOD does that smell good. It smells just like heaven. Make me feel... hard...
- Writefag4(What do I see out the window.)
- Mr.Jared*begins to walk to other car*
- Ewo(8)
- GlobebuttYour abs are hard, too, Egg. All your muscles seem very strong. You'd have no trouble lifting a load of
- bricks.
- Mr.Jaredgod dam people...
- HTBK*Note. Said above freakout was spoken.*
- GlobebuttRoll another d10, Ewo. You are all about that fucking tree.
- Calc joined the chat.
- Ewo(7)
- Writefag4(Oh I missread that for a second.)
- Egg_DiscordDamn right they're strong. I feel like such a man right now. If only I could just get a bit closer to
- this fine mare in front of me...
- Ewo(this is not going to go well)
- Writefag4(Not all about fucking that tree.)
- SunfireWhere am I in relation to everything?
- Egg_Discord(You're still pissing, Sun)
- GlobebuttProbably in the bushes nearer the lake.
- Writefag4(I assmue you're trying not to be seen.)
- Mr.Jared(how close am i to the other group)
- GlobebuttMr. J can't see you as he walks toward the van.
- Writefag4I look out the window. What do I see?
- Mr.JaredHello
- Mr.Jared?
- HTBK"EGG WHAT THE FUCK"
- GlobebuttBut Writefag and-- I said that fuckin' tree, not fuckin' that tree!
- Writefag4(Hence why I said I miss read that.)
- Mr.JaredHello?
- GlobebuttBut Writefag can see you, Mr. J. (Cool your jets!)
- Egg_Discord(Globe, I rolled a 9. Do I keep eating HT out or do I stop?)
- Mr.JaredWhat the hell is going on here
- GlobebuttDo as you please. That was for ponification.
- Writefag4"What does Jared look like."
- GlobebuttOutside your window is a young man-- hold your horses, people.
- Mr.Jared*observe the people in frount of me*
- Sunfire(Please allow the GM a bit of your patience, as his workload gets exponentially harder with more people.)
- Mr.Jared(alrighty good sir)
- HTBK(I usually just say "STOP WRITING YOU FAGGOTS"
- Egg_DiscordThat scream was enough to snap me out of it. "Whu-huh? What just happened" I notice what I was just
- doing. "JESUS WHAT THE SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS JUST HAPPENING?"
- GlobebuttWith brown hair and dark brown-red eyes. Looks pretty normal, all things considered.
- GlobebuttYou can't see any people in front of you, J, but you just heard some screaming from the van off to the
- side of the road.
- HTBKI jump forward and fall onto my back, sniffling. As I back up against Write's chair, the stiff upper lip fails
- and I softly begin weeping.
- HTBK"Oh God..."
- Writefag4Bluff. Pretend I'm german and don't speak english.
- Mr.JaredUmm, hi?
- HTBK"Write, oh God Write..."
- Globebutt(Alex, where are you at this point?)
- AlexAlex climbs out of the car, a look of unspeakable rage on his face.
- Egg_Discord"...Oh no. Oh fuck no." It dawns on me as to exactly what happened. "Oh fuck, what have I done? I'm so
- sorry, HT. I-I didn't mean to...
- AlexWhich is... quite pony like at this point
- Sunfire(Can I stop this crazy bathroom break yet and come back?)
- HTBKI curl up and look somewhere--anywhere--else.
- HTBK"Oh God no no no no no..."
- GlobebuttYou're free to stop piddling at any time. Roll stealth to try to avoid being seen by J, though.
- Mr.JaredUmm, i was passing by when the people in ym car kicked me out, does your car work?
- Calc(So HT was technically raped?)
- Ewo(am I at 10 yet from all these trees)
- Sunfire(2 on stealth)
- Writefag4I whisper over. "I don't know what happed. But we've got company."
- HTBK"Oh no..."
- Writefag4On a scale of 1 to 10 how blown is our cover with HTBK moving around.
- HTBKI bite my hoof to silence myself.
- GlobebuttEwo, you're just really happy. Rollin' around an' shit.
- Mr.Jared*look in car window*
- Mr.Jaredhello?
- Egg_DiscordI start holding myself, scared of what just happened. "I can't believe it. I'm losing it." I start
- crying as well.
- GlobebuttYou barely sneak past Mr. Jared and under the car to the other side.
- SunfireAre any of the doors open?
- GlobebuttAlex, I assume you stop off to wherever Ewo is rolling around with her cute underbelly exposed?
- Writefag4Unaware of transpired I just open the door and get out. Focrefully.
- Writefag4(I'm sitting in your seat Sunfire.)
- Writefag4"Hello yes can I help you?"
- Mr.JaredI can her you people, sounds like rape is happening in there
- Mr.Jaredsounds hot and scary at the same time
- Mr.Jareddo i need to call the police?
- Ewo(Alex seems to be repeatedly falling asleep)
- Alex"Ugh... I suppose I should find out what that little brat is up to before she... HE makes a horse of
- himself..." Alex trots off into the trees.
- Writefag4(If you were standing too close to the door you might want to make a reflex roll not to get hit.)
- HTBKI hiss through my teeth and shout out:
- GlobebuttYou find Ewo easily.
- HTBK"IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST MY FETISH"
- HTBKAnd then back down onto the hoof-gag.
- Alex(Is he more pony than before?)
- Mr.JaredYou know what, im breaking down this door, i have a bad feleing someone just got raped in there
- GlobebuttNot noticably.
- Egg_Discord"HT... Please... Forgive me. I did not mean to do that. I'm turning into a stallion, in case you
- forgot."
- Mr.Jared*try to pry open can door*
- Writefag4(I opened the door dummy?)
- Alex"Hey... Idiot, what are you doing? Have you lost your fucking mind?"
- Ewo"Oh, hi Alex. Aren't these trees great?"
- GlobebuttThe trees are really great.
- GlobebuttYou could stay here forever!
- HTBKI glare at Egg and point towards the new guy.
- Mr.Jared(sorry, im a lottle jumbled at this point)
- Mr.Jared*walk to van*
- HTBK"OH OH EGG DO IT HARDER DON'T COME IN HERE MISTER"
- Mr.Jared*examine people in van*
- Mr.Jared*get closer to van*
- SunfireMy jaw drops. "The hell's going on here?"
- Writefag4"You two realise we didn't opt for tinted windows."
- Egg_Discord"I'm not touching you again, I swear! I'm trying my hardest to resist."
- Alex(Can I levitate Ewo out of the trees?)
- Calc left the chat.
- Writefag4"You" I point at Jared. "Is there something we can help you with?"
- HTBKI shush at Sunfire don't freak out don't freak out oh God
- GlobebuttRoll 1d10, Alex.
- Mr.JaredYou you give rides?
- Egg_Discord"I-I didn't mean to! Something came over me!"
- Mr.Jaredi am kinda stranded
- Mr.Jaredwhat the hell are they talking about?
- HTBKOh God freaking out freaking out Egg came after you and you enjoyed it freaking out now--
- GlobebuttWhat's J been seeing inside the car? I feel we've gotten a bit unclear with where we're all sitting and
- standing.
- SunfireIf the passenger door is open I'm hopping in the front seat.
- Alex(4)
- Writefag4"What didn't you..?" I look over the the vehicle they drove. Do I notice anything?
- Egg_Discord"I think I'm gonna be close to giving in soon too!" Why was I eating him out, oh god! It smelled so
- good, but what just happened was so wrong!
- GlobebuttYou try lifting Ewo from the trees, but she won't budge.
- HTBKI'm behind a seat in the back. As far as Jared knows, someone's having kinky sex.
- HTBKAnd Egg is assuming his role as the ambassador from Troll 2.
- Ewo"What are you trying to do there?"
- Writefag4I close the door behind me.
- Writefag4Keep all the crazy in the car for now.
- Mr.JaredGod, your van smells like a effing stable
- HTBK"Egg, Egg, shh..."
- Ewo(i figured it out did anyone happen to eat this http://i.imgur.com/3F4u3.png )
- Egg_DiscordIt doesn't help that my little friend is feeling VERY cramped inside my pants. I resist with all my
- might, knowing exactly what will happen if the pants come off
- HTBKI say this through quivering lips. Oh God don't let the pants fall don't let me see it don't let me see it
- GlobebuttThe person who stepped out of the car smells rather like one, too.
- Mr.Jared(who steped out?)
- Writefag4I did.
- Sunfire(seven way who's on first)
- Mr.Jared(what are the tf scores for everyone?)
- GlobebuttA tall, lavender-furred figure with dark blue hair and a horn on her head.
- Writefag4"Didn't you just get out of that Car?" I say pointing out to the other vehicle?
- GlobebuttShe looks upset.
- Mr.Jaredumm, yea...
- Alex"I'm trying to keep you from making an idiot of yourself..." facepalms.
- GlobebuttSunfire, we'll say you slipped into the car while J wasn't looking and W4 stepped out.
- Mr.Jaredso i kinda... umm need a ride into town
- Writefag4"So what did you need again?"
- Egg_Discord(I'm guessing mine is 5.8?)
- Globebutt(Yes.)
- Ewo"Well, you're not going to do it by trying to give yourself a headache"
- Mr.JaredCan i go with you?
- Writefag4"But you have a car?"
- SunfireAm I in the front seat by myself? I would prefer to avoid being close to HT ... or Egg as soon as I put two
- and two together
- Mr.JaredIts, not mine
- Writefag4"You stole it?"
- GlobebuttI'm not sure. Where are Sun Bonnet and Egg?
- Mr.Jaredno, im hitch hiking...
- HTBKOh God. I bite down on my hoof, my cheeks wet with tears. He touched me, he touched me there, and I loved it.
- I can't be alone now...
- HTBK"S-sun?"
- Alex"..." Starts back in the direction of the strangers. "There is some people that look like us over here. 'I' am
- going to try and find out what happened to us, enjoy your trees,"
- Mr.Jared...
- Writefag4"With?"
- Writefag4I peer at the car. It looks empty.
- Ewo"Alright, tell me if you see any trees!"
- GlobebuttRoll fort again, Ewo.
- GlobebuttYou're takin' a heavy dose of foliage.
- Ewo(1)
- SunfireI sigh as inevitably HT is next to me. "Think human thoughts..."
- GlobebuttBut you're keepin' it together. Perfectly normal human thing to do, roll around in trees.
- HTBKI crawl my way up to the passenger seat.
- HTBK"Oh God, Son..."
- Mr.JaredMy god were you cuddling witha pony or something? its smells like someone has
- HTBKSun*
- Writefag4"You were hitchhiking in an empty car?"
- Mr.Jared*back up a little bit*
- Mr.Jaredumm no
- Egg_DiscordKnowing what just happened, I don't even try to stop HT
- Mr.Jaredthey kicked me out for some reason
- Writefag4"But nobody is there."
- Mr.Jaredtheya re doing stupid shit now
- Mr.Jaredidk
- Mr.Jaredone of them began to eye some trees or something
- Mr.Jaredit was creepy
- Alex"Actually, I told you to get out of the fucking car, I didn't tell you to not come back,"
- Writefag4(You are aware I have fur covering my body right?)
- HTBK(Germany, Write.()
- Mr.Jared(no i am not)
- AlexAlex trots forward, a bizarre hybrid of human and pony at this point.*
- HTBK(If it were weirder, it'd be Japan.)
- Mr.Jared*mr GM, give me a lookver of this writefag guy*
- Globebutt(HT, are you just judging Germany on its porn?)
- GlobebuttI already did, J.
- HTBK(And its music videos.)
- EwoI jump out of the tree and try to start to run over because I heard someone say "trees".
- Writefag4I puff up my cheeks. Theres no other appropriate reaction to seeing another one.
- GlobebuttGlobebuttA tall, lavender-furred figure with dark blue hair and a horn on her head. Writefag4"Didn't you
- just get out of that Car?" I say pointing out to the other vehicle? GlobebuttShe looks upset.
- SunfireI nod at HT. "Please... for both of us, we shouldn't touch--but what happened?"
- HTBK"Globe, listen...I...oh God..."
- Mr.Jared(ok ley me fix this)
- Globebutt(Find me a country with normal music videos.
- HTBKI bite my lip and lean on her, softly weeping into her mane.
- Mr.Jared*puts on glasses*
- Mr.Jared...
- Writefag4(Ponponpon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g)
- Mr.Jaredumm
- HTBK(Finla--never mind.)
- GlobebuttHTBK has begun talking to God personally.
- Sunfire"Dammit..."
- GlobebuttHe really has lost it.
- Sunfire(I'm presuming he meant me)
- HTBK(ha ha. Typo.)
- Mr.Jared...
- HTBK(Yes, I meant you Sun.)
- Sunfire(The strawberry one)
- Mr.JaredIs that a costume?
- HTBK"L-look, I..."
- HTBKI wrap one hoof around her, and look out through the windshield.
- Globebutt( I prefer http://youtu.be/DD0A2plMSVA for music videos.)
- HTBK"..."
- Writefag4I let the air escape my lips. "Its a long story is what it is."
- Globebutt(Shame I can't remember the title of the one that had two people in bunny suits going around Berlin
- acting like obnoxious furries for the whole video.)
- Alex"Look, I'm going to be blunt here. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on in this country?"
- Mr.JaredI see, i dont care if thats your fetish
- HTBK"...Sun...is it just me, or do those people..."
- Egg_Discord"I peek out the window and get a good look at them."
- Mr.JaredSo is this a furry party van or something?
- Egg_Discord*I peek out the window and get a good look at them*
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI narrow my eyes.
- GlobebuttAlex, you've been in a van with this lime-furred man with red hair for some time now.
- HTBK"Hey! Write! Roll down the window!"
- GlobebuttErr, Jared.
- GlobebuttI think you'd know what's going on.
- Writefag4"Yes." I reply before heading over to this other hybrid.
- Sunfire"I don't know what's going on anymore." I rub my head with a hoof.
- HTBK"Those people are...like us."
- Mr.Jaredmust be a party going on somewhere
- Writefag4I stare intently at the window thinking about the window crank.
- Ewo(I guess we've been telling Jared it's makeup or something)
- Writefag4(9)
- GlobebuttIt rolls.
- Egg_Discord"You're right, HT. They've gotta be turning into ponies as well!"
- Mr.Jared(no, im going to say that i belived them all to be cosplayers)
- Mr.JaredWhat ponies?
- Mr.Jaredoh...
- Mr.Jaredi see
- HTBK"Oh My God..."
- Alex"You are such an idiot Jared..."
- Mr.Jaredyou are "those" kinda people
- HTBKI prop myself up on the windowsill.
- Writefag4'You know. Thats kind of useful.' I think to myself.
- HTBK"..."
- Sunfire"Fantastic." I grumble.
- Ewo"Did someone over here say trees?"
- HTBK"Egg? Stop me now."
- Egg_Discord"What are you doing, HT?"
- HTBKAnd with that, I turn around and position my hindquarters on the window.
- Mr.Jared...
- Writefag4"You over there. You know whats going on?" I yell to the other hybrid.
- HTBKRiiiight where Jared can see.
- GlobebuttMaybe you should introduce yourselves!
- Mr.Jared...
- GlobebuttHT, you're a bitch. Jared, roll fort.
- Egg_DiscordI get the biggest WTF look on my face and quickly push him down
- Writefag4(What is the status of the other two.)
- SunfireMy mouth is agape as HT flaunts her stuff standing over me in the front seat.
- Egg_Discord"HT, what in the everliving FUCK are you thinking?"
- Sunfire"The hell are you doing?"
- GlobebuttJared looks pretty normal. Eyes look a little weird. Hair's just brown, though.
- Mr.Jared has uploaded a new photo.
- GlobebuttI said roll, not upload a meme!
- Alex(Do I have to roll for HT as well?)
- Mr.Jared(d?)
- HTBKI fall down next to Sunfire, blinking slowly.
- Writefag4(Write is a blue furry, Sunfire and HTBK are full pony. Egg is even ponier than Write.)
- Mr.Jared has deleted a photo.
- HTBK"...I don't know."
- HTBK"But I think it was worth it."
- Globebutt(d10.)
- Globebutt(No, Alex; not unless you saw the ass.)
- Mr.Jared(7)
- HTBK"..."
- HTBKI look up at Egg.
- Egg_Discord"What are you talking about? You wanna get us sent to some science lab?"
- Sunfire"What were you trying to accomplish?" I scold HT.
- HTBK"...They're...like us, Egg."
- GlobebuttJared, you reach forth and touch the butt. Retroactively.
- AlexAlex calls back to Write "I was actually just asking you folks the same thing,"
- Mr.Jared*blankface*
- Mr.Jaredwait...
- Egg_Discord"...You mean they're turning into ponies too?" I say, staring into his eyes.
- GlobebuttBecause you took so long to roll, that you hand must now reach through time and space.
- Mr.Jaredwhy the fuck did i just do that
- Ewo"Who said trees?"
- GlobebuttBecause it felt good!
- HTBK"Yeah. Like that."
- Alex(Well, I kinda did, and got a 10.)
- Alex(I was standing next to Jared, so...)
- Writefag4I sigh. "Well I suppose not then. We don't know anything either."
- HTBK"I was...going to show him what kind of people we were, Sun..."
- GlobebuttYou know you want some. Roll another d10, both of you.
- Mr.Jared(10)
- SunfireI look at HT, shocked. "Get ahold of yourself!"
- HTBK(HA HA HA)
- Globebutt(Dammit, HT, how do I do this?)
- Alex(3)
- HTBK(Do what, Globe?)
- Mr.Jared(is this bad?)
- GlobebuttJ, your pants feel itchy all of the sudden.)
- Egg_Discord"But why show off your va-" I stop myself, trying to not give in, "Why do it that way?"
- Globebutt(Handle Alex's attraction to your ass after you've all moved on with the dialogue!)
- Mr.Jared*itch pant*
- HTBK"I, uh...don't know..."
- Writefag4"We were heading back to the Con center. Figure its the only likely explanation.
- HTBKMy head sinks.
- HTBK"I just...wanted to..."
- Writefag4"Unless you were in Stuttergart yesterday evening too."
- HTBK"God dammit."
- Mr.Jaredstuttergart?!
- Globebutt(Two nights ago. Last night you were in Nowhersville.)
- Egg_Discord"HT, think human thoughts. Think of your clinic and fellow doctors.:
- Globebutt(Stuttgart. Where the con you went to, too, took place.)
- Writefag4(I'm just making up town names. Write can't be bothered to keep track.)
- HTBK"I think some of them would've done more than just poke it, if you know what I mean."
- Mr.Jared-God, why am i itchy?-
- EwoI sit down, unable to get an answer.
- AlexAlex's eyes linger on HT momentarily, causing him to drag out his last sentence before shaking his head
- Mr.Jared...
- GlobebuttAnyone looking at Jared right now?
- HTBK"I think Dr. Johnson fucked horses, actually..."
- SpitFire left the chat.
- Mr.JaredSo... are we going somewhere anytime soon?
- Egg_Discord"Yeah, let's not forget what happened last time you did th-" I shut my whore mouth before I finished.
- Writefag4"Hello?" I wave my hand in front of Alex's face.
- Egg_Discord"...Why did you hire a horse fucker, HT?"
- HTBK"He did good work."
- EwoI walk closer to everyone
- GlobebuttYou want to pay the good doctor a visit now.
- Egg_Discord"On what? Fixing the patients or fucking them?"
- AlexAlex snaps out of it and looks at Writefag "Yeah, we just came from there..."
- HTBK"And I didn't "hire" him. He was one of those...ooooh..."
- HTBKI suppress a shudder.
- GlobebuttA green-furred... unicorn-man? Approaches the car.
- HTBK"Egg...can't tell if this is a human thought or not. But it's...okay."
- Mr.Jaredoh hey... you...
- GlobebuttHer hair is brown, and her ears are pointy.
- GlobebuttShe notices Jared's ears match.
- Egg_Discord"What's okay, HT?" I'm scared. I really am.
- Ewo"Did anyone say trees over here? I'm not going to ask again."
- HTBK"That you...ya know."
- HTBK"It's...okay."
- Mr.Jaredoh...
- Writefag4"And" I glance over them taking stock. "So he's mostly normal." I hook a thumb at Jared. "And you and
- him" I point at the other guy. "Feeling the effects?"
- HTBK"NOBODY SAID ANY TREES, YOU HIPPIE!"
- SunfireI pat HT for comfort. "Keep thinking human thoughts..."
- Alex"Yes, very much so,"
- Shinto joined the chat.
- Egg_Discord"No, what I did was NOT okay. We're two straight guys, and here we are, trying to fuck each other. It's
- not okay at all."
- Mr.JaredNormal? now what the hella re you talking about, blue pony guy?
- Mr.Jared feel perfectly normal
- Writefag4I sigh hearing this going on behind me.
- EwoI poke at Alex's shoulder
- HTBK"well, you didn't try to "fuck" me, per se..."
- GlobebuttWritefag, you would have noticed his ears tell a quite different story.
- HTBKI poke Sun's chest.
- Writefag4"I don't suppose you have some spare sanity in your car. We ran out two stops ago."
- HTBK"Yeah. human thoughts."
- Alex"What do you want, Ewo?"
- Writefag4(Were they like that when he was first peerin gin the window. He hasn't been paying attention.)
- Egg_Discord"Still, that's something a guy generally asks for permission to do before he does it."
- Shinto(Oh god, did I walk into a clop portion?)
- Mr.JaredI do have alcohol, if thats what you are asking
- Ewo"Hey, I'm just... sorry for acting up I guess."
- Sunfire(Not particularly)
- HTBK"These aren't "General" circumstances, Egg."
- FilledWithAge joined the chat.
- Egg_Discord(No. In fact, you missed it.)
- GlobebuttNo, they were not like that before, J. That happened when HTBK mooned you.
- HTBK"It's, uh...okay. I understand why."
- HTBK"We'll fix it..."
- GlobebuttErr, W asked that question. Facts still apply.
- Writefag4"Because its really a mess in there."
- Mr.JaredWhat were not like that? what the hell are you sproting out?
- Egg_Discord"Of course we will." You try to avoid looking into his eyes. Better not risk letting Sir Petersburg
- down there take over again.
- Mr.Jared*pulls out a flask and takes a swig*
- GlobebuttYou heard nothing and know nothing until someone says so; never mind, J.
- SunfireI nod with HT. "Yeah, we have no choice but to find a fix."
- HTBK"...That, or we'll just become ponies and suffer a horrific, horrific fate."
- HTBK"But let's not do that."
- Globebutt(Though if we do go, I'm taking you all with me, said HTBK.)
- HTBK(About right.)
- Mr.JaredWait, why are you guys just sitting out here?
- EwoI offer a hug to Alex "Can you forgive me?"
- HTBK"...Can't tell if this is human either, but...can I have that hug now?"
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