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  1. >Day 57 in Equestria.
  2. >Today is a good day.
  3. >Fluttershy just invited you to her cottage for tea.
  4. >You make your way home and take a long, hot shower.
  5. >A few things came to mind during the shower.
  6. >Like the fact that she was always a shy pony, but she warmed up to you surprisingly quickly.
  7. >You wonder why that is...
  8. >Well, you aren't a pony.
  9. >There's that.
  10. >Those thoughts escape you as you finish up your cleansing.
  11. >You set off for her cottage near the Everfree Forest.
  12. >Sure is cloudy today.
  13. >You knock on Fluttershy's door, and see her mane through the window, a fluff of pink on her butterscotch-tinted coat.
  14. >"H... hello?"
  15. "It's me, Fluttershy. Anonymous. Let me in, I'm here for tea."
  16. >She opens the door and closes it behind you.
  17. >"How are you doing today Anonymous?"
  18. "Fine, you?"
  19. >"Oh, I'm doing just fine. Let me just get the tea."
  20. >She certainly smells nice today.
  21. >...Wait.
  22. >No, she doesn't smell nice.
  23. >She's a fucking horse.
  24. >She uses her wings to brew the tea, the tips acting like fingers.
  25. >You've been in Equestria almost two months, but you still haven't gotten used to that shit.
  26. >You begin to think what else they use their wings for...
  27. >...
  28. >Okay, let's not go there.
  29. >You're not about to sit there and think about fucking an animal or the animal masturbating.
  30. >That's just fucking weird.
  31. >"...Anonymous?"
  32. >That snaps you out of your self-induced thinking trance. "Yes, Fluttershy?"
  33. >"I've been calling you for two minutes, the tea is ready."
  34. >You go into her kitchen and you sit at the table.
  35. >You begin to sip on the tea.
  36. >You wonder what type of tea it is.
  37. >Whatever it is, it tastes good.
  38. >"So, how are you enjoying Equestria, Anon?"
  39. "It's certainly better than living back on
  40. Earth. Sure, I miss my family and my pet, bu-"
  41. >She cuts you off.
  42. >"Ooh, you had a pet?"
  43. >Her eyes widen.
  44. "Yeah, I had a dog. She was a lot like Winona."
  45. >"She sounds delightful, Anonymous."
  46. "She was, but Earth also had its share of bad things. It makes me prefer Equestria so much more."
  47. >The sound of rain begins outside.
  48. >...Fuck, you should've brought an umbrella or something.
  49. >"Like what Anonymous?"
  50. "Well... war, famine, disease.... a lot of negative things we could really have done without."
  51. >"Oh my... that sounds terrible!"
  52. "It was. Good thing Equestria is nothing like that."
  53. >It's pouring rain outside now.
  54. >Seems like a storm is coming.
  55. >"Oh dear... Would you like to stay for the night, Anonymous? I know you don't want to walk out into a storm!"
  56. "That sounds good to me, Fluttershy. Thank you."
  57. >She hugs you with her hooves around your neck, and you show a semblance of red on your face.
  58. >You finish your tea and help Fluttershy around the house until what seems to be about 7:30.
  59. >Damn, that fucking rabbit is a pain in the ass. You know that much now.
  60. >You begin to set up a place in her... living room, it looks like?
  61. >"Oh, Anonymous, you don't have to sleep in there. You can come sleep with me in my bed."
  62. >whatthefuck.jpg
  63. >Is she trying to bed you?
  64. >Not like you can't say no to any advances.
  65. "Alright Fluttershy, but no funny business, alright?"
  66. >She closes her eyes and nods.
  67. >You go up to her bed in your boxers and slip under the blanket.
  68. >She stares at you with those emerald-green eyes, almost like she's waiting for you to say something.
  69. >Before long, she gets tired of waiting.
  70. >She takes matters into her own hands and forcibly kisses you on the lips, hard.
  71. >Oh god what
  72. >You jump up out of the bed.
  73. "Fluttershy, what the HELL?"
  74. >"I... I'm sorry, Anonymous, I just..."
  75. >Tears begin to well up in her eyes.
  76. >You begin to go back to her living room but you stop yourself and decide to lie back down with her for some odd reason.
  77. >The thought of that kiss keeps you up.
  78. >You knew it was wrong, she's a horse, not a woman.
  79. >But something about it felt...
  80. >Right.
  81. >You can't take it anymore.
  82. >As your primal instinct takes over, you bring Fluttershy over to you and begin to plant small kisses on her neck, and she stirs.
  83. >"...A...anon? What are you..."
  84. >That was all she could get out before you planted your mouth on hers and began to work your tongue into her.
  85. >Damn, her tongue feels flat.
  86. >But this is definitely pleasurable.
  87. >She's moaning into the kiss, evidently enjoying it.
  88. >You accidentally pinch her body a few times in the passion of the moment, but she seems to be enjoying it.
  89. >Is this like her fetish or something?
  90. >HOLD ON IVE GOT AN IDEA
  91. >You break the kiss.
  92. >"O-oh my, Anonymous... I... I didn't know you felt that way about... little old me..."
  93. >Those eyes are just screaming WANT.
  94. >She's very obviously blushing now.
  95. >God that's cute.
  96. >You begin to plant tiny kisses down her belly until you reach two small, round, pointed teats.
  97. >You navigate your lips to one of them and open your mouth at the base.
  98. >Your teeth begin to scrape the sides and come off with a pinch of the tip.
  99. >You end it with a kiss on the tip.
  100. >Her whole body is shivering in pleasure as she moans your name.
  101. >"Oh.... A-anonymous..."
  102. >This pony is fucking adorable, even when she's turned on.
  103. >BONER ACHIEVED
  104. >She takes notice.
  105. >She then positions herself in such a way that you can slide your member into her rear.
  106. >....You're really about to do this, aren't you?
  107. >You insert your love rod into her vulva agonizingly slowly and you simultaneously moan in pleasure.
  108. >You then begin pumping as you hold onto her body, keeping a tight grip on her just the way she likes it - with a pinch.
  109. >You pump into her faster and harder with every passing moment, and she continues to emit adorable squeaks and moans.
  110. >After a few minutes, she orgasms, her mare juice spilling  onto your nethers.
  111. >"OH ANONYMOUS!"
  112. >She orgasms twice more before you do.
  113. >"OH SWEET CELESTIA, ANON, FUCK ME!
  114. >When you finally release your seed into her, you slap her flank and utter an animalistic moan, and she arches her back, her wings now fully outstretched.
  115. >You return below the blanket covered in each others' love juices.
  116. >A single thought crosses your mind as you pass out on the bed, Fluttershy in your arms resting, as you drift off to that same peaceful sleep.
  117. >You could get used to this.