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  1. >you find a place to sit that happens to be an overturned bookcase
  2. >"Uh, where's Spike?"
  3. >normally he'd be busy cleaning this shit up
  4. "Oh, I sent him away on errands to pick up more ink and quills. And books about wolves. I'm afraid this library just isn't going to cut it!"
  5. >she's prancing around the mess, drawing an un-snapped quill, jar of ink and piece of parchment towards her with her magical purple aura
  6. >at least her telekinesis seems to work just fine
  7. >or so you think right up until the entire assortment goes whizzing past your face and smashes into the far wall
  8. "Ahahaha. Opps."
  9. >Twilight gives you a sheepish grin full of sharp teeth
  10. "I don't quite seem to have full control over my magic yet. But I'm getting there! I'm better than I was, anyway."
  11. >she coughs
  12. >a little gray feather comes spiraling out of her mouth
  13. >you stare at it as it floats down near your shoes
  14. >she doesn't seem to notice
  15. >"Uh, how much worse?"
  16. >if she heard you she doesn't let on
  17. >her ears don't even perk up
  18. "So! Anon, tell me about Dash and Fluttershy. What were they like?"
  19. >padding around in front of you, she settles down onto her haunches, looking up with her tail curled around her side
  20. >at this range the smell really hits you
  21. >it was covered by the scent of spilled ink before, but now it's all you can smell
  22. >it's nothing too terribly bad, but she does smell like, well, wet dog
  23. >you can feel your nose wrinkling like it's trying to recede back into your face
  24. >"Twilight, when was the last time you bathed?"
  25. >her expression freezes
  26. "Oooh...I don't know. Maybe...before I changed?"
  27. >she gives that little awkward laugh of hers, eyes darting from one side of the room to the other
  28. >"Twilight."
  29. >she looks at you
  30. >"I think you need a bath."
  31. >her tail gets going as she rises up, pacing, almost going in a circle
  32. "Aheh, no I don't, Anon. Don't be silly. I need this time to learn more about this phenomenon!"
  33. >"But you smell, Twilight. Can't you clean yourself?"
  34. >she's starting to back away
  35.  
  36. "W-well no. I mean, you saw me with the paper and ink. They just go flying! And these paws, well, they're not exactly made for grabbing soap!"
  37. >she's walking backwards along the floor
  38. >you're starting to advance now with clean thoughts on your mind
  39. >"Someone could do it for you."
  40. "Oh, well, that's okay, really. There's no one to do it, and, uh, I need the time for research anyway!"
  41. >"But Twilight. It's not like you to be such a dirty girl."
  42. >her butt bumps into the far wall
  43. >she whips her head around, looking for a moment
  44. >seeing your chance, you lunge
  45. >"BATH TIME."
  46. >that's all it takes and she's bolting away
  47. >she actually darts around you as you smack against the wall and she jumps clear across a desk
  48. >as you pick yourself up she's put her fronts paws up on the lips of the desk, watching you, snout quivering
  49. >turning, you scowl at her
  50. >she whimpers a little, ducking down behind the desk
  51. >striding over, you vault the desk, coming down with both feet on the floor
  52. >she's already gone, scrambling up the stairs in that typically awkward way of a canine that doesn't quite have all four of its feet figured out
  53. >panting, you dash upstairs after her
  54. >"I'm going to get you wet and sticky whether you like it or not!"
  55. >you corner her in her bedroom
  56. >she's pressed into the corner across from the bed, tail still, trying to hunch down and make herself smaller than she actually is
  57. >you advance with a smile
  58. >"C'mon, Twilight. You need a washing."
  59. >she pouts at you
  60. "But the water makes me feel funny!"
  61. >"That's not an excuse for poor hygiene, young lady. Now you can follow me to the bathroom, or I can drag you there."
  62. >curling her lip, she snarls at you
  63. >lunging forward, you grab her by the scruff of the neck
  64. >she yelps and struggles, claws tearing at your pant legs
  65. >you end up dragging her into the bathroom on her back, legs and tail dragging behind her
  66. >she whines softly as you slam the door shut and start to fill the tub