- >”Yes! Thas it!”
- >Finally! After being led to the wrong part of, ‘Just outside of town.’ three times in a row, you have found Trixie’s wagon.
- >Trixie’s sense of direction was non-existent at the moment.
- >The wagon is, well, big! If she didn’t have to fit an entire stage in there, you’d say it’s too big.
- >Through the dark, you also discern that the wagon looks rather… girly? Accurate descriptions become difficult late at night.
- >”This!” You stop Trixie from falling once again. You’ve lost count of how many times you’ve do it.
- >”Is Trixie’s not-so-hubble abode.”
- “Huh. I never pictured you as a travelling Gypsy.”
- >”A what?”
- >Or right, not Earth.
- “Nevermind, can you handle yourself from here?”
- >”Yes… Yes I think I got it.”
- >You remove your hand from her back. She stumbles forward, she even nearly falls a few times, but she makes it to the step ladder.
- >She hops up the step ladder with surprising grace and opens the door to the wagon.
- >Great! You have successfully helped a drunken, depressed Pony get home before she did something she would regret. There’s your good deed for the week.
- >You turn back-
- >”Where ARE you goin’?”
- >You about-face to see Trixie standing at the entryway.
- “Uh… Home?”
- >She doesn’t look disappointed. She doesn’t look wanting.
- >Just confused.
- >”You’re not gonna invite yourself in like AAAALLLLLLL the other ‘Gentlecolts’?” There’s an edge in her voice.
- “Nope! Even if I were physically attracted to ponies, I wouldn’t take advantage of one in your position.”
- >Manners, manners, manners! You thought your parents taught you how to treat a lady well enough. Rarity said otherwise.
- >Trixie doesn’t look satisfied with that answer.
- >”Come see me tomorrow.” She says flatly before slamming the door shut.
- >Uh. Okay.
- >You make your way back to the Boutique, your path illuminated by Luna’s moon.
- >The bite of a cold evening began to sink in and the prospect of sleep in a warm bed quickly became the only thing on your mind.
- >Yes! There’s the Boutique. Bed. Sleep. Door. Open. Rest. Warm. “Anonymous?”
- >Wait, what?
- >”Anonymous, is that you?” Oh yes, Rarity must still be awake.
- >Her voice is coming from the kitchen.
- “Uh, yeah.”
- >”Could you come in here, dear? We need to discuss something.”
- >You follow her voice into the kitchen. Rarity sits at the same spot at the table she occupied before you left.
- >A bottle of Red Wine and two wine glasses are laid out in front of her.
- >”Please, sit.”
- >You oblige.
- >She magically pours herself a glass of wine.
- >”Would you like a glass?”
- >If she’s about to say what you think she’s about to say, then you’re going to need a lot of glasses of wine.
- ”Yes, please.”
- >She proceeds to pour you a glass as well then levitates it into your hand.
- >”Anonymous, how long has it been since I took you in?”
- “About three months ago.”
- >”Ah, yes. And they have been a wonderful three months, have they not?”
- >You take a sip of wine. Okay, maybe like three sips.
- >”I gave you one small task and you turn me into The Hottest Fashionista in all of Equestria.”
- >She really likes that title. You take another sip of wine.
- >”Since then, I’ve been busy. Too busy! But, I love what I do and I can’t think of anything else that would make me happier… Except one thing.”
- >You polish off your wine. You want to ask for more.
- >”You see, Anonymous, I’ve always been one for meritorious romance but I’ve… never had a special somepony of my own. I kept myself busy with my work, hoping the right stallion would come to find me.”
- >Forget manners, you pour yourself another drink.
- >”So that’s why I need to ask you…”
- >Please don’t say it. Rarity, for the love of god, please don’t say what you’re about to say.
- >”To relocate, or, um, move out.”
- >You spit out your wine.