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The Curious Case Of Al Dente

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  1. 01:07           Al_Dente_ puts his hooves to his face and takes a deep breath. "What are you two doing to me!?"
  2. 01:07   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for not crying
  3. 01:07   GameServ        10 == 10
  4. 01:08           Al_Dente_ bites his lip and doesnt look up
  5. 01:08           Boris_ silently stands up and begins leaving the docks
  6. 01:08           Starlight lays down next to Al and lightly strokes his back.
  7. 01:09           Al_Dente_ shudders at first before relaxing a little, still looking down at the ground.
  8. 01:09           GoldenTouch watches this
  9. 01:09           Starlight pulls him in for a hug.
  10. 01:09           GoldenTouch gets in on the hug
  11. 01:10           Al_Dente_ hugs Star back and tries not to cry, burying his face in her shoulder.
  12. 01:10   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for manly tears
  13. 01:10   GameServ        9 == 9
  14. 01:10           Al_Dente_ starts to cry like a bitch
  15. 01:10           GoldenTouch releases from the hug
  16. 01:10   GreenHoof       (what the fuck is this hugbox?)
  17. 01:10   Al_Dente_       [[ i dont even know ]]
  18. 01:11           Al_Dente_ stops. "Im not gay."
  19. 01:11   GoldenTouch     [Welcome to Feels general hoof]
  20. 01:11           Starlight grabs Al and rolls into the water.
  21. 01:11   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for staying dry
  22. 01:11   GameServ        8 == 8
  23. 01:11           Al_Dente_ gets rolled into the river.
  24. 01:12           Starlight resurfaces. "Feeling better yet?"
  25. 01:12           Al_Dente_ sits in the river, staring at the water, then Star, then Golden. "I....I guess."
  26. 01:12           Starlight smiles. "Good."
  27. 01:12   Starlight       !roll d20 for head dunk
  28. 01:12   GameServ        17 == 17
  29. 01:13           GoldenTouch sits on the edge of the water watching
  30. 01:13           Starlight dunks Al.
  31. 01:13   GoldenTouch     "You crazy kids..."
  32. 01:13           *** Boris_ left #FourCannon-docks (Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is)
  33. 01:13           Al_Dente_ resurfaces again and gets out of the water, shaking himself off next to Golden. "Im not the one chasing someone."
  34. 01:14   Able_Tome       [I know that feel, Hoof]
  35. 01:14   Al_Dente_       [[ pls ]]
  36. 01:14           Starlight submerges. "Gaaaaaaaay."
  37. 01:14   GoldenTouch     *starlight used dive*
  38. 01:14           Al_Dente_ facehooves hard.
  39. 01:15           Al_Dente_ sighs and sits next to Golden.
  40. 01:15   Starlight       [4cannon, just like your mexican soap operas!]
  41. 01:16   Al_Dente_       "What do you want me to say?"
  42. 01:16   GoldenTouch     [PORQUE SENIOR!!!!!!!!!!! PORQUE!!!!!]
  43. 01:16   Al_Dente_       [[ Horale! ]]
  44. 01:16   Starlight       [MI CASA ES FUEGO]
  45. 01:17           GoldenTouch looks at Al "That your gay~"
  46. 01:17   Able_Tome       [idon'tknowwhatthefuckisgoingon.jpg]
  47. 01:17           Al_Dente_ looks down and mutters. "But.....But im not gay..."
  48. 01:17   Starlight       [theme music Show YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4])Getting info...
  49. 01:17   GoldenTouch     [we making fun of Al~]
  50. 01:17   Al_Dente_       [[ everyone says im gay [[
  51. 01:18   Al_Dente_       [[ im not ]]
  52. 01:18   Starlight       [Don't fight it]
  53. 01:18   GoldenTouch     [[sure.......]
  54. 01:18   Al_Dente_       [[ pls ]]
  55. 01:18   Able_Tome       [ohoho, scrumptious evil...proceed]
  56. 01:18           Starlight has been underwater for a long time...
  57. 01:18   Al_Dente_       [[ able you could have done something ]]
  58. 01:18   Al_Dente_       [[ you could have stopped it ]]
  59. 01:18   Able_Tome       [I kinda am]
  60. 01:19   Able_Tome       [But you've said it yourself that it would take only but a minute]
  61. 01:19   Al_Dente_       [[ >scured ]]
  62. 01:19           Al_Dente_ looks at Golden. "But im not gay...."
  63. 01:19           GoldenTouch looks toward the bubbles coming out of the water
  64. 01:19   Able_Tome       [>inb4 10+ "no u" variations]
  65. 01:20           Al_Dente_ stares at the bubbles in the river "I like women, tities all that.....Its.....I....."
  66. 01:20   Al_Dente_       "Star?"
  67. 01:20   GoldenTouch     "oh shit"
  68. 01:20           GoldenTouch runs and dives into the water
  69. 01:20           Starlight sits on the riverbank a few yards away, giggling.
  70. 01:21           GoldenTouch searches franticly in the water
  71. 01:21   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for notcing Star
  72. 01:21   GameServ        17 == 17
  73. 01:21           Al_Dente_ turns and looks directly at Star.
  74. 01:21           Starlight walks over to Al. "What's up, Doc?"
  75. 01:22   GoldenTouch     !roll 1d20 to notice Star's not in the water
  76. 01:22   GameServ        8 == 8
  77. 01:22           Al_Dente_ looks away and pouts. "Your lucky......"
  78. 01:22           *** GreenHoof quit (Quit: Web client closed)
  79. 01:22   Starlight       "Why's that?"
  80. 01:22           GoldenTouch continues searching
  81. 01:22   GoldenTouch     "glub"
  82. 01:22           GoldenTouch used splash
  83. 01:23           Al_Dente_ pushes Star. "You know."
  84. 01:23   Starlight       "You mean you want Golden?"
  85. 01:23           Al_Dente_ doesnt respond or look.
  86. 01:23           GoldenTouch continues, breath almost running out
  87. 01:23   Starlight       !roll d20 to save Golden
  88. 01:23   GameServ        16 == 16
  89. 01:24           Starlight dives into the river, returning with a soggy pegasus.
  90. 01:24           Al_Dente_ watches Star jump in after Golden.
  91. 01:24           GoldenTouch breaths deeply, gasping at the air
  92. 01:24   GoldenTouch     !roll 1d20 to notice star saved me
  93. 01:24   GameServ        18 == 18
  94. 01:25   Starlight       "Hi there."
  95. 01:25   GoldenTouch     "......"
  96. 01:25           Al_Dente_ gets up and looks down at Golden.
  97. 01:26   Al_Dente_       "You two are crazy."
  98. 01:26   Starlight       "No you."
  99. 01:26   GoldenTouch     "You....almost made me drown trying to find you....."
  100. 01:27           Starlight flattens her ears. "Sorry..."
  101. 01:27   GoldenTouch     "I thought you were dead......"
  102. 01:27           Al_Dente_ sits next to Golden.
  103. 01:27   GoldenTouch     "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO!"
  104. 01:27   Starlight       "WALK THE DINOSAUR?"
  105. 01:27           GoldenTouch boops Star's face
  106. 01:28           Starlight giggles and kisses Golden non-sexually.
  107. 01:28   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for poker face
  108. 01:28   GameServ        1 == 1
  109. 01:28           Al_Dente_ starts cracking up and rolls over laughing
  110. 01:30           GoldenTouch returns the kiss and whispers "look at al, hes laughing.... gay~"
  111. 01:30   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for serious face
  112. 01:30   GameServ        6 == 6
  113. 01:30           Al_Dente_ keeps laughing, returning to a seated position. "Please stop."
  114. 01:31   Starlight       "What did you mean by 'I was lucky' Al?"
  115. 01:32   Al_Dente_       "Nothing."
  116. 01:32           GoldenTouch looks at Al "Yes Al... what did you mean?"
  117. 01:32   Al_Dente_       "Nothing...."
  118. 01:32   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for being convincing
  119. 01:32   GameServ        2 == 2
  120. 01:32           Starlight is doubtful.
  121. 01:33           GoldenTouch looks at al "Explain yourself"
  122. 01:33           *** Rain_Drop quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
  123. 01:34           *** Al_Dente joined #FourCannon-docks
  124. 01:34   Al_Dente        [[what did I miss]]
  125. 01:34           Starlight is doubtful.
  126. 01:34   GoldenTouch     GoldenTouch looks at al "Explain yourself"
  127. 01:35           Al_Dente doesnt look back and just stares at the river. "Nothing, I dont know.... You two seem to care for each other alot....I dont know......."
  128. 01:35           *** Al_Dente_ quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
  129. 01:35           Al_Dente mumbles. "Im not gay...."
  130. 01:36   GoldenTouch     "Star.... i don't think hes gay.... he just wants someone..."
  131. 01:36           Starlight whispers back. "Yeah, some other guy."
  132. 01:36   GoldenTouch     !roll 1d20 to not laugh
  133. 01:36   GameServ        11 == 11
  134. 01:37           GoldenTouch keeps a straight face and whispers back "Hue~"
  135. 01:38   Starlight       "Do you like Able, Al?"
  136. 01:38           Al_Dente just signs and looks at the water.
  137. 01:38   Al_Dente        "I dont know what I like anymore....."
  138. 01:39   GoldenTouch     "males~"
  139. 01:39   Al_Dente        "Golden please, im serious...."
  140. 01:39   Starlight       !roll d20 to stiffle laughter
  141. 01:39   GameServ        7 == 7
  142. 01:39   GoldenTouch     "Im sorry......."
  143. 01:40           Starlight laughs. "Sorry."
  144. 01:40           Al_Dente exhales, laying on his back and looking skyward. "I never even got to plow any of that sweet human pussy...."
  145. 01:40   Al_Dente        "I just dont know what to think anymore....."
  146. 01:40   Al_Dente        "I just dont know."
  147. 01:40   GoldenTouch     "Well.... i can't sympathize with you there...."
  148. 01:41           Al_Dente puts his hooves behind his head. "I feel the same.....I shouldnt....Everything is different."
  149. 01:41   Al_Dente        "But it just isnt."
  150. 01:43   GoldenTouch     "Anything you wanna talk about? we're here?"
  151. 01:43   Starlight       "You.... You need to get laid."
  152. 01:43           Al_Dente looks over at Starlight and snaps sarcastically. "No really?"
  153. 01:44           Al_Dente looks to Golden, "Golden I dont know, what is there to talk about..."
  154. 01:44   GoldenTouch     !roll 1d20
  155. 01:44   GameServ        17 == 17
  156. 01:44   GoldenTouch     >i get the sarcasm
  157. 01:44   Al_Dente        [[ just maakin sure [[
  158. 01:44   Starlight       "Luckily for you, I know just the pony."
  159. 01:45           Al_Dente sits up. "I appreicate this alot. Otherwise id be finding myself at the bottom of a bottle."
  160. 01:45           GoldenTouch looks at star "who?"
  161. 01:45           Starlight turns to Golden. "Golden, I'd like you to meet my good friend, Al."
  162. 01:45           Starlight gestures to Al.
  163. 01:46           Al_Dente blinks at Star and then to Golden, twice more before any recogniton appears on his face. "You dont mean?"
  164. 01:46           Starlight nods, the goofy expression still on her face.
  165. 01:46           GoldenTouch looks at star "......."
  166. 01:47           Al_Dente lays on his back again.
  167. 01:47   GoldenTouch     "no..."
  168. 01:48   Al_Dente        "I really do appreicate the concern, but yea...."
  169. 01:48   Al_Dente        "I already went down this path and I got to look like a damn retard."
  170. 01:49           Al_Dente mumbles about bad advice
  171. 01:49           Starlight slinks back into the river.
  172. 01:49   Starlight       !roll d20
  173. 01:49   GameServ        16 == 16
  174. 01:49           Starlight returns with a large trout. "
  175. 01:50   Starlight       "Trout, meet my good friend, Al."
  176. 01:50           Al_Dente looks over at Golden. "She is something else isnt she?"
  177. 01:50           GoldenTouch looks at Al then back to the trout with a smile on his face "Yes... yes she is"
  178. 01:51           Starlight places the trout next to Al. "I'll just leave you two alone."
  179. 01:51           Al_Dente looks at the fish.
  180. 01:51           Al_Dente kicks at it with a hoof and pushes it back int othe river, closing his eyes and laying down.
  181. 01:52           *** Trout joined #FourCannon-docks
  182. 01:52   Al_Dente        [[ pls ]]
  183. 01:52   Starlight       "JERRY! NO!"
  184. 01:52   Al_Dente        [[ i knew that was going somewhere ]]
  185. 01:52   Trout   "WHY AL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!"
  186. 01:52   Al_Dente        [[ but not literal =trout- ]]
  187. 01:52   Trout   "I LOVED YOU"
  188. 01:53           Al_Dente goes into the fetal position, "im going to go crazy....."
  189. 01:53           Starlight wades into the river and takes the trout into her arms. "It's okay, there's other fish in the sea."
  190. 01:54           GoldenTouch whispers to star "He must be a bass kind of man~"
  191. 01:54   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for insanity sause
  192. 01:54   GameServ        20 == 20
  193. 01:54           Al_Dente stats laughing hysterically
  194. 01:55           Al_Dente laugh sounds erriely off base, his eyes glazed over.
  195. 01:55           Starlight nudges Golden. "I think we broke him."
  196. 01:56           Al_Dente mumbles to himself about talking fish and ponies
  197. 01:56           Trout splashes out of the river "I still love you Al"
  198. 01:57           Al_Dente screams and passes out
  199. 01:57   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for nightmares
  200. 01:57   GameServ        9 == 9
  201. 01:57           GoldenTouch looks at Al "I think we just bred a serial killer...."
  202. 01:57           *** Lucyne joined #FourCannon-docks
  203. 01:58   Al_Dente        [[ TITLE: Homer Screaming
  204.  
  205. 01:58           *** Lucyne_asleep quit (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
  206. 01:58           Trout splashes closer to Al "Take me now~"
  207. 01:58   Al_Dente        [[ this entire scene for Al in a nutshell ]]
  208. 01:58           Starlight starts to fade out of existence. "AL! WHY?"
  209. 01:59   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for it was just a nightmare
  210. 01:59   GameServ        1 == 1
  211. 01:59   Al_Dente        [[ kek pls ]]
  212. 01:59   Al_Dente        [[ pls ]]
  213. 01:59   Starlight       [Oh shit]
  214. 01:59           GoldenTouch is now blinking "WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE STAR!"
  215. 01:59   GoldenTouch     >as in blinking in and out of existance
  216. 01:59           Trout snuggles up against Al "Its not a dream~"
  217. 01:59           Al_Dente silently stands up, walking into the river
  218. 02:00           Al_Dente goes into the river until he is just floating on his back
  219. 02:00   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for current take me
  220. 02:00   GameServ        8 == 8
  221. 02:00           Al_Dente just floats there
  222. 02:00           *** Trout is now known as SchoolOfTrout
  223. 02:01   SchoolOfTrout   !roll 1d20 take Al underwater as our sex slave
  224. 02:01   GameServ        4 == 4
  225. 02:01           *** Able_Tome is now known as Able_Tome_AFK
  226. 02:01   Starlight       *Al jolts up awake in bed. He looks down at his hands. Hands... Al breaths a sigh of relief. It was all just a crazy dream. He gets up to go to the bathroom. He splashes his face with cool water. Ah... that felt nice. "Al..." What, who said that. "Al... that's gaaaaaay." Al screams as the world around him turn to lemonparty.org*
  227. 02:01   GoldenTouch     [HA]
  228. 02:02           Al_Dente lets forth a gutteral scream as he thrashes in the water, galloping out and hugging Golden. Only screams come from him.
  229. 02:02   Al_Dente        [[ homer screaming .avi ]]
  230. 02:02           GoldenTouch turns into shrek "It's All ogre now Al"
  231. 02:02   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for cataonic seizure
  232. 02:02   GameServ        1 == 1
  233. 02:03           Al_Dente just lays on the riverbank hugging himself
  234. 02:03   Al_Dente        "Please no more...."
  235. 02:03   Al_Dente        "If i say im gay does this all end?"
  236. 02:04           GoldenTouch still looks like Shrek "The ride never ends~"
  237. 02:04           Starlight floats by on a bicycle. "IT'S THE ONLY WAYYYYYYY!"
  238. 02:05           Al_Dente pupils dilate and he starts to foam at the mouth, only gargling and a expression of sheer terror and confusion glued to his face.
  239. 02:05   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for twitching
  240. 02:05   GameServ        9 == 9
  241. 02:05           Al_Dente twiches alittle
  242. 02:06   Al_Dente        "I.....I........"
  243. 02:07           Starlight dances by in a conga line. "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!"
  244. 02:07   SchoolOfTrout   "Your what Al"
  245. 02:07   Al_Dente        [[ inb4 drugged and being coerced]]
  246. 02:07           GoldenTouch overhead and leaves a trail of rainbows behind him "Embrace it~"
  247. 02:07           Al_Dente mutters. "Im sor....sorta gay......."
  248. 02:08   GoldenTouch     >i fly over head
  249. 02:08           Starlight hit's 88 miles per hour. "NOT ENOUGHHHHHH."
  250. 02:08   Starlight       *hits
  251. 02:09           GoldenTouch hops inside the tardis "NEVER ENOUGH!!!"
  252. 02:09           Al_Dente screams loudly "IM GAY.... PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
  253. 02:09           GoldenTouch turns into Mr.Bones "THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!"
  254. 02:10           Al_Dente rocks in the fetal position
  255. 02:10   Al_Dente        [[ you two ruined me [[
  256. 02:10   Al_Dente        [[ I was sane, now im worse than able ]]
  257. 02:11           Starlight turns into a Leopard Gecko. "It is done." It snaps its fingers and Al, laying on the riverbank, wakes up.
  258. 02:11           Starlight sees Al awaken. "Hey there sleepy head. Have a nice nap?"
  259. 02:12           Al_Dente darts up and gasp for air, looking around then at Star.
  260. 02:12   GoldenTouch     "Seriously! you just passed out on us"
  261. 02:12   Al_Dente        "Yea.....Yea.............."
  262. 02:12           Al_Dente looks at Golden. "Yea....I...I must be tired."
  263. 02:12           Starlight whispers into Al's ear. "It's okay, we know."
  264. 02:13           Al_Dente freezes and doesnt move, his eyes twitching.
  265. 02:13           GoldenTouch whispers into his other ear "You have to pray away the gay~"
  266. 02:13           Starlight pats Al on the back. "Come on, lets go back to the Inn."
  267. 02:14   Al_Dente        !Roll d20 for insanity
  268. 02:14   GameServ        12 == 12
  269. 02:14           Al_Dente looks fucked up, even though he hasn't drank or anything.
  270. 02:14           GoldenTouch yawns "Actully star... i'm gonna head back to the parlor"
  271. 02:14   Starlight       "Already? Okay."
  272. 02:15   GoldenTouch     "Yeah...."
  273. 02:15   Starlight       "I need to do stuff at my place tonight, so I'll see you tomorrow."
  274. 02:15           Al_Dente just sits on the riverbank unmoving.
  275. 02:16   GoldenTouch     "See ya.. just in case i'll leave a window unlocked... please don't break another one..."
  276. 02:16   Al_Dente        !roll d20 for being in same spot till morning
  277. 02:16   GameServ        14 == 14
  278. 02:17           Al_Dente doesnt even twitch
  279. 02:17   Starlight       !roll d20 to drag Al back to the Inn
  280. 02:17   GameServ        16 == 16
  281. 02:17   Starlight       "Come on, let's go."
  282. 02:17   Al_Dente        [[ star whai ]]
  283. 02:18           Al_Dente is glued solid in his position
  284. 02:18   Al_Dente        [[ literally drag me ]]
  285. 02:18           Starlight takes a hold of Al's tail and starts dragging him back to town
  286. 02:18           Al_Dente doesnt even flinch or anything, he is litearlly frozen solid
  287. 02:18   Starlight       !roll d20
  288. 02:18   GameServ        6 == 6
  289. 02:19           GoldenTouch walks back to town with star and Al, kisses star goodbye and heads back to sleep
  290. 02:20           *** Al_Dente_ joined #FourCannon-docks
  291. 02:20   Starlight       "Oh well, if you get kidnapped by seaponies, it's not my fault."
  292. 02:20           Al_Dente_ groans and slowly stands up, never looking away from the ground.
  293. 02:21   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for grabbing Star
  294. 02:21   GameServ        18 == 18
  295. 02:22           Al_Dente_ grabs star and turns her around, his face in hers. "Why?"
  296. 02:22   Starlight       "Why what?"
  297. 02:22           *** Al_Dente quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
  298. 02:22           Al_Dente_ pulls Star closer and just stares into her eyes. "Why!"
  299. 02:23   Starlight       "I don't know what you mean..."
  300. 02:23   Al_Dente_       "Why do you do this to me?"
  301. 02:24   Starlight       "Al, you're scaring me."
  302. 02:25           Al_Dente_ lets go and just goes to his knees.
  303. 02:25   Al_Dente_       !roll d20 for dramatic pose
  304. 02:25   GameServ        9 == 9
  305. 02:25           Al_Dente_ just looks weird
  306. 02:25   Starlight       "You just need a drink, come on."
  307. 02:26           Al_Dente_ slowly gets up with a look of defeat in his face, following slowly behind Star.
  308. 02:26   GoldenTouch     THE END
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