- >Day New leaf in equestria
- >You are Anon, master town mayor of Ponyville
- >Ever since you moved here,your mayoral skills have been put to good use
- > You wake up slowly, as you spent last night catching a ton of bugs and fish
- >Wiping the sleet out of your eyes, you begin the sacred ritual of SSS
- > After putting the razor away, you go downstairs and grab a bowl of [spoiler] INSERT CEREAL HERE[/spoiler]
- >Almost exactly after you finish your bowl, your alarm goes off
- Right on the dot, it's rape o'clock
- > You grumble as you await the dreaded knock
- > It didn't come, lucky you
- > Thank god for that
- > Opening the door and stepping outside, you-SHIT
- >A hole opened up under you and you fall a metre or so, almost breaking your feet
- WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME JUST HAPPENED!?
- > You see Yellow Hush fly over to you
- >"A-are pitfalls your fetish, A-anon?"
- NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T!
- >You shout as you struggle out of the hole
- > You rush over to her, trying to strangle her, only to fall in another
- >Fucking pitfall
- This is the first one I've put a degree of effort into, so comment, death threat, correct etc.
- It's around ten at night here, so please stay alive till tomorrow morning at least
- [spoiler] I've been playing too much Animal Crossing [/spoiler]
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