- Twilight Sparkle awoke in the middle of the night to the sound of wind blowing loudly through her inexplicably open window. As she got up to close, she heard something else. At first it sounded like a slow heavy breath, but other sounds followed. The voice mesmerized her, and she listened for the remainder of that phrase. She parsed the syllables and realized the voice was saying "...Hot monkey dick...", and no sooner than when she figured it out, she felt a pair of leathery hands work their way up her back. A whisper from behind her asked "Are you ready?" and she said "For?"
- "...Hot monkey dick...."
- And then they had hot monkey dickings all night long until sunrise.
- The End
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